THROWING SHARKS TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE | Bad Guy at School

Bad Guy at School is similar to Goat Simulator in that it doesn't make any sense at all. But hey! Goofy fun and broken physics are always a good time!
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[@trevorbuchh]

The thought of a mugger on a pogo stick hopping around saying, “Give me your money,” in such a calm tone, is hilarious to me.

[@frogofdisgust5366]

Aw hell yes I'm giving him my money considering his speed rushing at me

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@frogofdisgust5366 .....bouncing on my head.

[@therussianspudzilla5081]

I tried to reanact this and I could stop laughing at the calm give me ur money

[@MeteoricMist]

Straight up something out of Impractical Jokers is what it is lol

[@serotoninghost]

Chaotic Neutral

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

_A chef, his son, and his mother Ruth play catch with a shark, 2020, colorized_ 14:57 26:37 28:02 30:03 so I can find them later

[@j.p1183]

And then acesnd to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood

[@praneelbhagavatula7680]

What

[@journeyflannigan8269]

26:37 good choice xd

[@NODnuke45]

"Dante's Disco Inferno" that fuckin name though lol

[@mcpickle8622]

1000th like

[@samfinkjensen]

“We’ve broken the surly bonds of gravity and are ascending deep into the starless sky” is such a fuckin raw line oh my god

[@macncheesy0548]

Yeah bob kinda has a crazy gift for that sort of stuff. Great vocabulary and improv skills i guess lol

[@samfinkjensen]

@@macncheesy0548 do you mean bob lmao

[@justinpietro6293]

It's from a poem called "High Flight."

[@thermospice6617]

What does raw line mean?

[@macncheesy0548]

@@samfinkjensen yeah sorry lol

[@ash-jx3zk]

“exploiting obscure bugs” is my personal favorite markiplier game strategy

[@Kaunoe]

Same

[@meatytofu45]

Ye

[@darqv9358]

That has been my personal game strategy since the womb

[@issacchannel1289]

Its the Markiplier way

[@zentasyndrome8522]

I read this as "exploiting obscure drugs" and I was terribly confused

[@jollycrab1897]

Objective: Prevent student from throwing a nerd into the pool Mark: Throws nerd into pool Mission Failed Mark: I've done it.

[@Yoanka]

Mission failed successfully.

[@liamconnolly3897]

@@Yoanka Task failed successfully.

[@compostedhumanwaste]

JollyCrab please edit this so people don’t see the replies to shield the kids eyes.

[@catherinevo6060]

@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 BOT!

[@ashleycat4]

@@catherinevo6060 Report it

[@cynicalasian5187]

Mark : "I'll be the chef" Me flashing back to Markiplier Makes : Nervous Sweating

[@piyushjoshigaming2994]

hi

[@GameplayTherapy]

lol hey guys lol i does game content over on my chan ..... nun family friendly

[@cats1970]

It reminded me of Overcooked 2 and Raft. Bob is the only responsible chef the others would burn them to Hell

[@honeybeesyikes863]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

[@pizzachi]

Oh okay! You can be the chef, wait we shouldnt SHI-

[@neaht6169]

Imagine seeing a grandma, chef and a student playing catch with a shark.

[@svoidsofinfinitechaos9367]

Only to then levitate into space.

[@chelsearoses22]

Just like Grandpa used to do.

[@DaedSixes]

Another normal day in Florida

[@etps4444]

@@DaedSixes As a Floridian, I can confirm this. This is a typical weekday for us.

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

Imagine seeing a chef send said Grandma and student into the shadow realm

[@Sparks.Ignite]

"See you on the other side, I guess" ...*cries*

[@samanthapretor3]

Same

[@da_bean_boi536]

Aww ah aww ah ah ha aww ah eh ah ah

[@geigersnap360]

pack it up, theatre kid /j I’m also a theatre kid

[@No-yr9rs]

*sad unus annus flashbacks*

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

_intense sobbing_

[@savvy3451]

Mark: *passive aggressively pogoing towards you* **”Give me your money”**

[@KayeTheDragon]

Not really “passive” aggressive, though, was it

[@theemeraldgamestone7028]

It all starts at 15:00

[@snackeater4990]

more like aggressive aggressive

[@ulfgard4734]

Guys, give him a break. He's just doing unto others that which Pogostuck has done unto him.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

The bouncing is aggressive, his tone is just really relaxed...

[@bluelfsuma]

"Are you bringing an early lunch?" "Yeah, actually, it's called a *knuckle sandwich!"* I know it's a garbage/old joke, but that set-up was perfect.

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@Me and the boys me didnt even get the joke...

[@bluelfsuma]

@Rajpal Bhatia Wait, seriously? Whether you're joking or not, I'll explain to my best ability: serving someone a knuckle sandwich is a funny way of saying you're gonna punch someone. Likely in the teeth. That's it.

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@bluelfsuma oh..

[@brookricketts9488]

Mark holding the shark above his head and saying “meat is back on the menu boys” will always be stuck in my head

[@AngelicHalfblood]

it's because he's so proud lol XD

[@popcornpumpkinpie]

Throwback to raft lol

[@slinkraidsagain]

6:22 is the timestamp

[@falcon_claw1]

@@popcornpumpkinpie and it's also a line from Lord of the Rings

[@spookboi]

“Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “Give me your money.” “I think Mark would like your money.”

[@spookboi]

15:06

[@Anonymous-73]

@@spookboi very cool

[@BillCipher287]

" HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY OF HIS MONEY. "

[@scarecrowksr1906]

three ascended into the heavens and two reached the plain that controls existence however one was thrusted back towards the mortal realm, cursed to never be among his comrades, This is the story of Wade

[@taliarose8695]

Beautiful

[@MeteoricMist]

Woe is Wade.

[@lauramarte536]

And how he had to train and become a deity to reunite with his friends!

[@Vectorbro]

cool another wuxia webtoon that I have to read that will end eons after I die

[@darkpit8178]

@@Vectorbro Lol I can tell you've read tales of demons and gods

[@spadehenri8300]

regular people breaking games: haha look I clipped thru the wall mark, bob and wade: *A S C E N D*

[@sharethevoid121]

Accurate

[@matthewwilliams1682]

Lol true

[@NozomiNakayama]

They are pros obviously

[@greetedpig]

GrayStillPlays annyone???

[@VoidOfTheEyes]

@@greetedpig gray is proud

[@stormy4453]

Never has watching a teenager, a fat chef and a grandmother writhing around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere been so beautiful

[@HoneyM1lkart]

This implies you've seen a teenager, a fat chef, and a grandmother writhe around in a circle while slowly floating through the upper atmosphere before.

[@oddpeacockovo6432]

Student: “I don’t really like the food” Chef: “oh..is that so.... _reaching for pogo stick_ Chef: “So..you got any money on you?”...

[@jonnyofalltrades6620]

This is freaking hilarious

[@Spot_Faceless-Soldier]

*Gimme you'r money.*

[@neonbunnies9596]

Almost read the wrong kind of stick

[@sammygecko_]

“You’ll pay for lunch, one way or another”

[@fiedlerheise]

Pogo stick mugging. Alternatively, a pogo stick-up.

[@JosiahIronclad]

Mark chasing someone as a fat chef on a pogostick, while casually saying "give me your money", is both the most intimidating and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[@KY-eu5mk]

🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[@Egg-ld8gl]

It would make a great horror movie

[@AngelicHalfblood]

I love how mark pogos on the "teacher"'s head when they spray paint a dick on the concertante. I could not stop laughing when that happened! Boing! Mark: stop it!

[@SownCircle]

IT WAS INTIMIDATING THOUGH!

[@mmo_x]

I think Mark would like your money lmao XD

[@bethanysinninghe7294]

them breaking games is 100x funnier than them playing games correctly

[@evelynnvernaz]

and that's the reason I watch channels like graystillplays and call me kevin 😂😂😂😂

[@genghiskhan4883]

@j03L JaM3s same

[@Grubleafeater]

666th like. Seems appropriate.

[@travelingbard6161]

Does anybody know why the mountains had collision physics? That actually seems strange to me.

[@vineyardvine6171]

This is DJFunnybone

[@BlackRavenFeather565]

It is 3 in the morning I cannot afford to awake my entire household by laughing hysterically at fucking flat chef Mark running around after getting steamrolled by Ruth Bader GinsBob 9:28

[@chelsearoses22]

Ruth Bader GinsBob 😂😂🤣🤣

[@alleymercuryway7777]

RUTH BADER GINSBOB-

[@etps4444]

It's the best thing ever. 🤣

[@goldngamer1365]

Watching markiplier play bad guy at shool at 3am 😱😱😱😱(GONE WRONG) A creature called "MOM" came to the basement and shouted at me 😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭

[@minkeymouce]

15:48 Just imagine: You're coming out of school after a rigorous day of "learning", and you see, off in the distance, the lunch server bouncing on a pogo stick, and shouting "give me your money." He knows you didn't finish your lunch. You both know it. And now it's time to suffer the consequences... *BAD END*

[@user-xu7hp5jq6k]

Underrated comment

[@redwater3048]

The child must pay for his sins, His head must be crushed, blood flowing from his exposed brain right after he cry's, "please... I'll try it" and the the lord, our savor, the god who mas mistaken as man, chef says this "your sin has already been done... dinner commences children" and when the head squashes the children rush to the dead child and ravenge the corps for flesh and bone to eat, they have been fed, but not enough, they scream at the chef for more food in their starving figures, Crying for more dinner, as the chef says "wait for the next day, this is when we shall feast again" and they all fleeted away, as the chef prepares tomorrows dinner, that day.

[@Welcome_to_the_Kore]

Is that spiderman

[@historicsyrup5]

*insert fnaf 3 bad end music*

[@loki4807]

What would be the *GOOD END* ?

[@vincentfizz1880]

In the end, while Wade had reached back to earth to live the rest of his mortal life, Mark and Bob had become something superior. Something amazing. They had become perfect beings. They were just normal school workers. Then they discovered the anti cannon. They had become something greater than anything that has ever lived on this earth. They had become the edges of the Universe

[@dabestboi7509]

Yes...They Have Reached Further Beyond

[@stratecal796]

They’re trolling god with the gravity cannon now

[@paulrivieras9762]

But can they beat Goku?

[@ashikjaman1940]

But at the same time Wade found fulfillment in his limited life, having fun bouncing and continuing to break the world. Perhaps becoming perfect isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be

[@j.p1183]

@@ashikjaman1940 Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

[@johnvan962]

All of Mark’s suffering, rage, blood, sweat and tears during Pogostuck has led to this single, crucial moment ... Pogoing on kids’ faces to take their money. Good pogoing Mark.

[@Max-gy5rp]

First he was pogoing his own head into insanity..now he's pogoing other kids' heads into Hell~

[@JunkyardBashSteve]

I think you mean "Good pogoing Mark" no need to thank me

[@johnvan962]

JunkyardBash Steve Nice. Wish I had thought of that.

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Yeah lol

[@Donald_Dump420]

14:40 and so on is the funniest shit

[@st44rg1rl]

Markiplier: “I killed three” “I mean I beat up three”

[@mamameowmeow1227]

Swag

[@grayskyee]

Bob saying "Oh beat his ass!" in his Grandma voice will never not be funny

[@etps4444]

Have you ever seen Mark's Granny Simulator video? Bob is hilarious in that. 😂

[@Lucifronz]

"This is what you get for learning!"

[@cassiopeia36]

"Is this a pool?" "No, this is a library." A common mistake.

[@KainaX122]

Can confirm Libraries and pools are _very_ easy to get confused

[@bradlawonn9042]

You are swimming in knowledge.

[@XionsEmpire]

This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub

[@limey4242]

@@anttipekkap Ahhh, I can see you are a man of culture!

[@olenhol2przez4]

At my uni its literaly wrong turn in shaded part of a corridor. If you are from said building, you often end up in the other place by mistake

[@Rogue-76]

Mission: Bring a car to the junkyard The Crew: Let go on a soul journey to the furthest reaches of the known universe and transcend from our mortal bodies into the astral plane until the end of time

[@you_gullible_fucc]

Omg..I can't...I thought you were exaggerating them going outside the school, but no, they're literally going to heaven and the void

[@Safetydoggo-qg7iq]

Rogue-76 what

[@Rogue-76]

Nyan_playz_7370 did you watch the whole video

[@KY-eu5mk]

Bob: “So you uh- You captured Wade?” Mark: “Yeah, that’ll be the end of it.” Bob: “Wow, that will be the end of it.” *proceeds to attempt to set Wade on fire*

[@sealogic4552]

30:12 I really appreciate the scream panning right as it fades. That’s top quality attention to detail.

[@Pyro_Mothman]

How to be a chef Step one: punch shark Step two: capture shark Step three: *CHILD*

[@j.p1183]

Step four: give me your money

[@nikooo1794]

This deserves so many more likes

[@Slytherin5150]

Step five: *POGO*

[@tell_me_plz1461]

Step six: *PROFIT*

[@Slytherin5150]

Step seven: *FIREWORKS*

[@carsonhorton9827]

objective : ascend to a higher plane of existence

[@collinmclaren6608]

They reached the final gnar

[@fryktaf]

We WILL go *eVeN fUrThEr BeYoNd!!!*

[@eliasfarias842]

that's a good objective I should follow it

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Dummy Dummer i thought it was a gravity gun

[@chaoticentityq9974]

Also i think the bow and plunger might be a reference to rayman raving rabbids but im not sure

[@iamnot9541]

15:10 seeing the cook man jumping towards you this high, in this pose, repeating "give me your money" is one of the most terrifying things you can see before you die

[@lukasverduzco864]

markiplier shark sushi instructions: 1. go the a lake 2. dive in 3. man handle a shark 4. carry it back to the school

[@synobyte2123]

He was too poor to afford diving lessons

[@chalkycherries]

@@synobyte2123 how dare you insinuate that he could afford the molecular state of liquid as a child ?? smh

[@synobyte2123]

@@chalkycherries Fair enough

[@ffsletmelive]

the mission: take the principal's car to the junkyard with the crane. mark, wade and bob: ah yes, we'll go to the *further beyond.*

[@dinogamer3297]

And they delivered

[@vintermyst5032]

"Our goals are beyond your understanding"

[@Noelleanderson]

*to the plus ultra*

[@Lily-np2jp]

@@Noelleanderson I immediately thought that to

[@GrimLee423]

3 peens to the stars

[@tobiobilaja1445]

*grabs shark* "LoOkS lIkE mEaT's BaCk On ThE mEnU bOyS"

[@adampotato3197]

@Tobi nice profile

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

What's wrong with meat

[@katie1925]

I would like this but its 420

[@adampotato3197]

@@katie1925 I liked the comment and now it has 421 likes. Now like it back!

[@katie1925]

@@adampotato3197 dammit...

[@shadowalleydenizen4834]

I always love how he says, with such a straight face; "Well, now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head."

[@nomanssky101]

2:30 Wade: *repeatedly firing arrows at Bob and Mark* Bob: CAN'T SHOOT US BOTH! *Wade shoots them both* Bob: A H F R I C K !

[@key2cold418]

therapist: "pogo mark cant hurt you..." pogo mark: *"give me your money"*

[@flamepalkia5076]

Pogo mark became pogo stuck.

[@alephhatch6889]

No he stole ur money

[@bluelfsuma]

Imagine if someone actually designed an Underworld, if you fell through the map.

[@axethannanth]

e

[@FellixNoAmatsu]

They went from beating children for money to ascending beyond the fabrics of time and space. 10/10 quality gameplay

[@nyx7465]

26:55 I've never heard bob laugh so hard.. it was the most contagious laugh and I know this sounds silly, but I'm so grateful for it

[@Ms.Anonymous]

Clearly you've never seen Mark's first Speedrunners video

[@nyx7465]

@@Ms.Anonymous Oh it’s just so clear

[@rubiksgenius345]

Whenever a student was flattened was I the only one thinking of Mario Kart when you get run over by a big character?

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I was thinking shrunken Keanu reeves

[@ManmyDearestCreation]

JustalittleTurtle No, shrunken Vladamir Putin

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@ManmyDearestCreation lol was thinking about that only

[@catherinevo6060]

@RITAS ! SUPER HOT GIRL BOT!

[@kift2]

I was thinking of Mario Kart too, but specifically a thwomp haha

[@avicennaferdian438]

they started the game by beating up kids, drowning a bus, flattening each other with a roller, drowning a nerd, glitching out of reality under the world, and discovering a way to lock each other with a gravity gun and levitate themselves to the above where they slowly enter a place where time, movements, and possibilaties become impossible outside of the dome of the universe Edit: this comment cringe as fug stop liking it wth

[@dyavolo8448]

What a ride

[@sunnygae3589]

Unus Annus?

[@dyavolo8448]

@@sunnygae3589 Anyone else remember that awesome Unus Annus episode where Mark and Ethan beat up an entire schoolyard of children? Yeah, good times. I miss that channel : (

[@sunnygae3589]

Dya Volo IKR great memories

[@skiddster9523]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@etps4444]

9:31 And this is where I proceeded to lose it. The visual of the flattened chef running combined with Mark's wailing is just too much for me. 🤣 EDIT: 34:27 NOOO NOT AGAIN- 😂

[@laureneighmy3306]

Mark: Where are you guys? Wade: I'm at the library - learning. Mark: Learning huh... **DEATH FROM ABOVE**

[@brandonnull6795]

"Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing* "Give me your money." *boing*

[@Grace-ol2id]

“I think Mark wants you money”

[@DmanLucky_98]

Easter bunny be like...

[@aurasushii3676]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME

[@aurasushii3676]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! I HAVE WENT THROUGH THIS SHIT MANY TIMES WITH YOU

[@gorestfump8935]

@@aurasushii3676 do you have a relationship with this bot

[@pankekizen]

Mark: *menacingly hops with a pogostick* give me your money

[@tobythompson3746]

Pogostuck has been preparing him for this day

[@NormalEyeJoe]

There is nothing more intimidating than chef Mark bouncing on your head with a pogostick saying give me your money. And yes to pogostuck

[@yahyah8317]

@@NormalEyeJoe Oooook8 Ki K M Moo O O O O

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@yahyah8317 maybe

[@bluestar8700]

Bob throwing the principal out of the office and hearing the scream kills me every time xD

[@fraidybat123]

“I see the mountain” “I’m becoming one with the mountain” “OHH I BOUNCED” A story in 3 parts

[@GjonKasapi]

there's a room in the school on the second floor and it contains a potion that transforms you to the hulk and he can jump and throw super far find it if you do a part 2.

[@ayaynical4002]

Who needs super strength when you finally ascended to the astral planes that both science and fiction doesnt makes sense

[@GjonKasapi]

@@ayaynical4002 good point but hulk smash

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I thought you said that it contained a prison

[@jesucristo4168]

how to assert dominance in 2 simple steps: 1) get a shark. 2) throw the shark.

[@rcatt625]

Perfect

[@tetherhandle]

this theory is tested and accurate

[@izzieisdizzy1376]

Thank you for this information.

[@braincellz2273]

Hmmm I think I might have saw this one shark in this one ocean before

[@KainaX122]

3) T-pose

[@dangerbirb4981]

I don't know why but Mark terrorizing Wade with the pogo stick only to have Bob shoot his ass with the plunger is bringing me to tears.

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

New Scp, The Pogo Chef. Bounces around on his pogo stick eternally, killing any biological matter it touches.A Mass murder went to a school, killed the chef, and got a pogo stick and jumped around killing everyone one by one

[@captainjotunheim1656]

On the next season of Hell's Kitchen: • Chefs with 𝕁𝔼𝕋ℙ𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊 • Chefs throwing 𝕊ℍ𝔸ℝ𝕂𝕊 • Chefs playing 𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋𝔹𝔸𝕃𝕃 • Chefs with 𝔽𝕀ℝ𝔼𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕂𝕊 • ℝ𝕌𝕋ℍ 𝔹𝔸𝔻𝔼ℝ 𝔾𝕀ℕ𝕊𝔹𝔼ℝ𝔾 • Rockets to 𝕊ℙ𝔸ℂ𝔼 • Ingredients from the 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻 • A⃦S⃦C⃦E⃦N⃦D⃦ R⃦E⃦A⃦L⃦I⃦T⃦Y⃦

[@agirlcalledshiv309]

How did you get those fonts in here?

[@captainjotunheim1656]

@@agirlcalledshiv309 An app called 'fonts'. It's available for free for both iTunes and Google Play

[@vinhaychinhay4334]

Captain Jotunheim 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 ɪᴛs ᑭᖇᗴTTY𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑡

[@zachjohnson9391]

As he throws the shark Gordon would probably scream it's RAAAAW!!!

[@rochambeau7197]

YIᔕ

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

Anybody: *does literally anything* Mark: ģīvə mē ýøūř möñęý

[@nathanielmartinez8804]

Was going to like but ima leave it as 666

[@alephhatch6889]

no

[@j.p1183]

Alternate title: Thick jetpack chef, skateboard granny and gravity gun nerd ascend to the next level of existence after traveling to the upside down and killing hundreds in a flood.

[@zev_dev]

Wade's mic cutting out while he screams is actually the funniest thing ever lol

[@alexxander966]

Mark’s character: is an adult Mission: Don’t let students throw nerds in the pool Mark: throws a nerd into the pool himself Mission: failed Mark didn’t even realize he messed up

[@Rawrtortle]

Happens a lot

[@KainaX122]

Why though?!? He’s not a student! 😂

[@Sylfa]

To be fair, it said for the longest time: "Next mission: Throw a smarter kid than you in the pool" So him thinking that was the mission for everyone wasn't too strange...

[@honeybeesyikes863]

RITA 25 y.o bro quit wtf is wrong with you your everywhere

[@txrnip]

*_T E S S E R A C T!_* it’s a bot

[@madiswa5029]

I bet this is what school is going to be like after quarantine.

[@thaiisfood]

Touché

[@greengreen110]

we we're We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry

[@foxgamer1808]

I can see it

[@randomfish9910]

@@greengreen110 We have been backstabbed

[@DTorto]

@@greengreen110 STOP

[@primesstopmotions2245]

1:03 Mark: Hi Wade: Oh hey are you bringing a early lunch? Mark: Yes actually it’s called a… KNUCKLE SANDWICH

[@_notquitehuman_]

Hearing Bob say "ah frick" gives me so much joy

[@stuniccals2499]

Imagine you’re just in high school and the high school chef just comes up to you on a pogo stick, bounces on your head, and keeps “saying give me your money”

[@KY-eu5mk]

I’d start laughing if we’re being honest here

[@XwX1001]

*fear*

[@r.j.penfold]

Is that not how lunch people collect student lunch debt?

[@XwX1001]

@Noah Woodruff "Glad they nailed the driving physics in this game."

[@XwX1001]

@@r.j.penfold ...I am concerned.

[@rowan2586]

I'm somehow not suprised that they managed to break the game.

[@cerelvix_4662]

Did you watch the video

[@amzxar5049]

U are a time traveller

[@RandomPerson-uj3uz]

This person just watched the twitch stream guys -_- lol

[@jack_of_alltrades7091]

love your profile picture

[@rowan2586]

I watched the full video before commenting this and I didn't watch any stream.

[@kaylaackerson6656]

Bob: What are you dragging around with you Mark: uhh this is ✨my nerd✨

[@-Komakaze]

Mark **unironically says “see you on the other side”** Me **cries**

[@alexxander966]

Mark’s character’s apron strings makes it look like he’s wearing a thong over his pants

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

What do you mean “looks like” he definitely is both in game and irl

[@mlgthuglife5528]

My god you just beamed a image into my eyes and now I can't get rid of it..

[@SLENDERFREAK5127]

Or there’s just a zipper in his pants for convenient bathroom use

[@elusivegamergirl]

Nah. Totally a thong.

[@trinalps]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@queertherapy4919]

“Ya have a problem with that?” “For legal reasons yes. For anecdotal reasons no.” Prompt material

[@peebledeeble]

on it

[@VenomQuill]

@@peebledeeble How's it going?

[@theyumbytron]

@@peebledeeble how’s it going?

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@peebledeeble How's it going?

[@enchantedpastellix8829]

@@peebledeeble How’s it going?

[@doubcheeburg]

5:22 "Oh I can take a car hell yeah" -Ruth Bader GinsBob. I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN DSIK WWYH

[@foxifyy]

9:52 we need Wade's perspective on this 🤣

[@foxifyy]

​@Tuck Neal nope 😔

[@missstrawberrypancakes6206]

Everyone: Pogo Stick Chef’s not real, he can’t hurt you Pogo Stick Chef: 14:59

[@HydronX72]

Still to this day, Pogo Stick Chef still wants his money

[@fedora_theexplorer6955]

“Gimme your money, Gimme your money, gimme your money”

[@payton_bagel8317]

The beginning: Haha punch student jet pack go brrr The end: We have successfully ascended to the astral plane

[@messyalien5164]

At least it wasn't the Quantum Realm!!😂😂

[@payton_bagel8317]

Thanks, Rita, a pleasure to see as always. I hope your circuit boards are all clean.

[@haleyhardesty9867]

@@payton_bagel8317 your comments are golden

[@payton_bagel8317]

Haley Hardesty *gasp* They think I’m funny!

[@payton_bagel8317]

Sierra Faith Ah yes, my humor, a gold paint sword of styrofoam

[@Oae119]

21:43 the funniest sound I’ve ever heard in my entire life

[@zombiederpster]

28:19 step 2: cover yourself in oil

[@adrienmartinezcas7767]

Mark and Bob: Have become one with the universe, garnting themselves imortality. Wade: Returns falling face first back to the mortal plain.

[@akaashbanerjee8384]

Its like the trials of apollo all over again

[@adrienmartinezcas7767]

@@akaashbanerjee8384 you've read my mind

[@akaashbanerjee8384]

@@adrienmartinezcas7767 Indeed

[@j.p1183]

Mark and Bob were never able to go back to Earth. They could only watch for eternity as Wade and other people lived happy lives while they were stuck as the Edge of the world for ever. Being unable to die even though they wished for it, Mark and Bob eventually stopped thinking.

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@j.p1183 Is ThAt A jO- ok i will stop...

[@sbothebean1742]

Markiplier, the breaker of games, tamer of sharks, and king of squirrels, has now ascended even further beyond, passed the point of no return with Bob and Wade.

[@danielbridge1766]

Markimoo Targaryen

[@hereshire4755]

How in the world did you add that thing at the end???

[@kingjb554]

@@hereshire4755 they joined...

[@hereshire4755]

@@kingjb554 you can’t just say they joined, I haven’t the faintest clue by what you mean by they joined- did they join a membership or something??

[@kingjb554]

@@hereshire4755 thats exactly what happened. Next to the subscribe button is a button to join Mark's membership. You pay to gain access to exclusive content, as well as having a batch next to your name and the ability to use custom emoji's like the one in the comment

[@roborussell7195]

mark monotonely saying give me your money and bouncing around on a pogo stick is terrifying

[@MonkiEatBanana]

I'm still baffled that they managed to find 30 minutes of content in this game. *30 minutes.*

[@riversry]

Wade: ok Mountain: not ok Wade’s spine: *destroyed*

[@otiscrowder4027]

31:49 "What it means to go even further beyond." and "See you on the other side." Fuck I miss Unus Annus.

[@gergyta9211]

Me too, me too Momento Mori

[@haychu3396]

😭😭😭😭Ughhhhihhhhuuuuhhhh

[@ethanliberty]

What's that?

[@ethanliberty]

@NCT_ LOVER_ Twas a joke my friend :)

[@kingofsoy2413]

I was fine at first. But after a few months I wanted to rewatch a video. And I refuse to go to the re-upload channels. It wouldn't be this bad if the content wasn't so good.

[@Qwertyderpable]

Bob's old lady voice never fails to entertain! Wade's "I'm glad you enjoyed your shopping trip.." was also absolutely hilarious!

[@hailey6513]

When the school bus was flying I almost fell out of my chair 😂😆

[@Rowcan]

_"Give me your money."_ *_pogos menacingly_*

[@undergravitydownforce714]

*Indeed*

[@drewmckee9968]

*_Menacing_*

[@glacierwolf1411]

*_pizza rolls_*

[@syfywyfy9436]

First day of school: Yay everyone let's get together and be friends! Second day of school:

[@mouse7556]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! wtf why are you on marks channel and can you plz leave =-=

[@bluelfsuma]

*First day of school:* everyone's too sleep-deprived to start shit *Second day:*

[@Khagen43]

Yes so true 😂 this literally happened to me when I first started Kindergarten back in the day 😂

[@chengjiewong7214]

@@Khagen43 oh my god

[@sunnygae3589]

Yeeting sharks into the void, ah yes.

[@ImagineDroplet]

Mark would probably make a fantastic Baldi's Basics character.

[@dantrinh100]

6:05 "imma punch a shark" Thus, the SPC was born.

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

Alternative title: judge Judy and Gordon Ramsay pick on high school boy

[@cookeymonster83]

Pretty sure it was Malcolm in the Middle

[@trinalps]

oh my god

[@SIRSANDMAN0]

Yes

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

or: "judge judy, gordon ramsay and invincible teenager ascend beyond reality and time"

[@ultamateary]

Lol when Mark says “Looks like meat’s back on the menu boysss” he sounds like the guy from Baldi’s “SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP”

[@trinalps]

OMG THATS TRUE

[@Shadowsdeity]

Here's the timestamp for anyone wondering: 6:22

[@vahidmk7579]

Yep, it's sweepin' time!

[@rugbytimezone5480]

Did he make a lord of the rings reference?

[@eNCy.]

8:42 "Long ago, two races ruled over the earth: Humans, and Monsters..."

[@zoeyd8200]

"Are you bring me an early lunch" "Yeah actually it's caLLED A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH"😂😂😂

[@sarahmusk1073]

I was having a really crappy mental health day, and this made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face, when I really didn't feel it today!

[@LemonsOnTheFloor]

I love comments like this, they're really wholesome and they make me smile

[@alexthetiger7806]

Same here. Watching him chase kids down on a pogo stick made my day

[@mutantdogcat4966]

“The hole goes deeper” My brain: That’s what she said

[@maximedemers-boucher6999]

you mean he

[@LadyGameshine]

@@maximedemers-boucher6999 but what if she's a lesbian

[@mihneazarojanu5761]

@@LadyGameshine What if she refers to herself

[@beeisland]

This has always been one of my favorite endings to a session of theirs, because it seems like the lore to some fantasy novel. "The three gods joined hands to ascend beyond the sky, and though they broke through the boundary, one god was struck down unto the earth while the other two were trapped at the end of the horizon to watch helplessly for the rest of time."

[@dewpebble5980]

God I wish I could watch this for the first time again. I absolutely died laughing the first time. I genuinely couldn't breathe and passed out for like a second

[@DavyDave1313]

9:52 Seeing steamrolled wade run over to mark and then mark blow himself up was absolutely hilarious

[@pizzaqueen7665]

I’m dying right now can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheVOID561]

Wade’s scream gets me every time

[@gusbusshmurda1731]

Wade’s scream getting cut off was the best part by far😂

[@guyverdx94]

@@gusbusshmurda1731 best part of that moment lol

[@tracycollins1724]

Jack: *plays maneater* Mark at the shark in maneater: Ok let me take that and throw it into oblivion

[@TrayTerra]

16:48 *Hey Mark* Yes *Hey Mark* Yes *Mark* Yes *Mark* Yes *Mark* Yes *Mark* Yes *Mark* Hello *Mark* ......Yes

[@Chilgt]

Markiplier and friends learns about skyboxes by breaking through reality 32:00

[@sifuculreif6448]

This just gradually turned into that episode of Ed, Edd n' Eddy where they broke reality and came a hair's breadth away from 4th wall awareness.

[@falynnkiernan1635]

that was my showwww

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Love that show

[@demonprincess9680]

Miss that show. And the movie was pretty good too

[@kipp3100]

which episode was that???

[@demonprincess9680]

@@kipp3100 They wanted to become intelligent for different reasons and tried to learn everything about reality, only to end up breaking it repeatedly

[@Kei-ok9gy]

“There’s a hole. I’m going in the hole. I must go in the hole.” -Mark 2020

[@srslyy2923]

I'm positive that this is a Junji Ito Story

[@Kei-ok9gy]

srslyy ? OMG, THE ENIGMA OF AMIGARA FAULT

[@stillwithstanding]

Where no mark has gone before

[@lawerence000111]

he reminded me of that tomska video "the hole". "where's mark?" he's in the hole

[@andrewlance3898]

@@Kei-ok9gy "This hole was made for me!"

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Legend has it that Mark and Bob stayed forever stuck in interdimensional limbo. Wade would go on to take over their channels back on earth after surviving the fall.

[@EdwardWFeery]

I've watched this video about a dozen times, and for some reason this time round the line "Now Slappy's gonna have to pogo on your head" hit juuust right and I spent about a minute and a half in hysterics