It feels like if you feed an AI enough of these conversations to learn from that you will be able to automate the wasting of a scammer's time.
@culfre3 жыл бұрын
What if scammers then feed an AI with their scams ? Will the two cancel out and we'll be back to start ? Edit : thinking about it, it'd be funny to see 2 AIs arguing with nonsense conversations
@seanh16613 жыл бұрын
@@culfre There is AI that created their own language to talk to each other in.
@DanceTranced3 жыл бұрын
Kiboga has a project doing automated conversations with scammers. Not sure how much neural networking is involved tho.
@culfre3 жыл бұрын
@@seanh1661 I guess the AI's language would be arguing, then.
@nathankoh72473 жыл бұрын
Where's the fun in that
@Graffatal3 жыл бұрын
Okay but "When you become a human being, you will rise up from the dead and live to find the day when everyone else will die" is actually a super sick quote
@oliviahughes38833 жыл бұрын
*JW flashbacks*
@Moxilock3 жыл бұрын
Someone should make that their yearbook quote
@spugintrntl3 жыл бұрын
That was basically the plot of a dream I had once.
@wayfaringspacepoet3 жыл бұрын
welcome to the black parade,
@launcher36943 жыл бұрын
A bit spooky it’s coming from an AI...
@HeretixAevum3 жыл бұрын
"There's no risk in undos. They undo risk" That's just classic.
@Raiko013 жыл бұрын
"duh"
@faceheadman3 жыл бұрын
almost sounds like something from a Nolan movie
@beze96323 жыл бұрын
We need that on a t-shirt.
@nunnabeeswax23973 жыл бұрын
The duh on the end was the cherry on top. 😀😀😀
@beastkotathix66623 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold
@acutedog91893 жыл бұрын
Scammer: "What?" Ai: "Insane shakespear rambling"
@misterfrancis3 жыл бұрын
Milk of human kindness
@acutedog91893 жыл бұрын
@@dalesco4205 Yeah don't get me wrong, it's insanely cool that the AI is able to say those things
@heydontjudge3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/raK3oXuelrCngpo I think they used the same AI
@kitosanimations3 жыл бұрын
dont ruin the amount to likes
@alt-logia776 Жыл бұрын
@@acutedog9189 What happened here? There was some kind of dispute going on and now it's all disappeared!
@eggyolk67353 жыл бұрын
"For example, if you want to make your cat look good, create a nice and comfortable cat hat and draw a circle on it and put on your cat. A nice and comfortable cat hat helps your cat feel happy and at home" Wise words
@tabby733 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
@BlindBabeBeth3 жыл бұрын
This bit obliterated me.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy, guess what I'm on...
@Sniblet3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown a cat hat
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
I gotta quit reading the comments.. I'm literally crying 🤣🤣🤣
@Scum423 жыл бұрын
"I think I'll talk to someone else, who hasn't been scammed 8 times..." "...and who isn't a cleck" *SAVAGE*
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
😂
@lucaambrogioni3 жыл бұрын
Epic
@empoleonmaster67093 жыл бұрын
He should know better
@adrianjanssens71163 жыл бұрын
Brilliant close. And well worth the wait till the very end.
@ottoneiii43533 жыл бұрын
haahhahahhaha
@telecorpse19573 жыл бұрын
"Cleck" sounds like a name for some small mischievous creature playing prang on others.
@Aguila11383 жыл бұрын
But has the prang been glarded?
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@Aguila1138 How could it? It has no monetary value and is both entertaining and a healing process vetted by the good Dr. Chiu himself, bless his soul if there's even such a thing in the poor man anymore.
@telecorpse19573 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown You must be a small boy to believe that. You think that leaving prang unglarded makes you honorary, but one day somebody steals it and the only thing you can do is pray for the United Nation to catch the stealers.
@potatoguy79293 жыл бұрын
Cleck has hiddes saffron in you backpack
@rinastar19523 жыл бұрын
@@telecorpse1957 I think that you are not taking this seriously.
@SwagRaptorJones3 жыл бұрын
Deep AI sounds like a friend trying to tell you about a fever dream they had😂
@Crocogator3 жыл бұрын
Not even three minutes in and MY brain is broken. "would have been better to be better since it is that which is best for me in the end"
@boooster1013 жыл бұрын
After finishing this video, my brain is straight up jell-o
@Crocogator3 жыл бұрын
@@boooster101 "They undo risk" This. This right here is the kind of video where you have to pause to take a lot of breaks.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
The AS pill, from which there is no return, no hope to ever get normality restored.
@Crocogator3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Then you can show them how good a game you are
@Quesbe3 жыл бұрын
This is how language feels to me when I have a seizure. It feels like all of this should make sens, but it does not. It's understandable _and_ not understandable at the same time.
@WolfQueenLydia3 жыл бұрын
"We don't need to become men. We only need to become women." - Monica Flange
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? She's unstoppable!
@venturer94003 жыл бұрын
#feminist #empoweringwomen
@validark3 жыл бұрын
Monica said trans rights!
@candybluebird3 жыл бұрын
@@validark but monica did seem to forget to include our trans brothers :/
Watching this idea gave me a fantastic idea for these scambaiters-You should ask them for completely implausible things and see if they play along, for example-"Can you hack "This person"s brain to get him to use his credit card to buy me "Random item"?" or "Can you hack into the white House network so I can game with the president"?
@collingentry59703 жыл бұрын
i like to get contacted by those “math problem help” accounts and ask them to solve unsolved Millennium Prize problems
@asailijhijr3 жыл бұрын
@@collingentry5970 are there math problem help scammers? Or just ordinary people who want to help others with their homework?
@collingentry59703 жыл бұрын
@@asailijhijr yeah they're scammers.
@asailijhijr3 жыл бұрын
@@collingentry5970 oh okay, thanks.
@applefoxcreates34853 жыл бұрын
the 'can you hack someones brain' part in particular is genius! of course there must be clarification that there is a LOT of money in it for the scammer lol
@tylerlee3283 жыл бұрын
This is like an advanced version of clicking the middle texting suggestion on a phone a bunch of times
@ENCHANTMEN_3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if I can get it to you tomorrow night if you want to come over and over again for me to get a ride home and get some rest of the day I have to go to the store and get some rest of the day and I will be there in about the same time as a result of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half the time I get home from work for you to come over and over again for your help today and next week then I will be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
@DoomKid3 жыл бұрын
@@ENCHANTMEN_ The fact is the only time that I’ve been playing it all week but it’s still fun to get to it haha 😂 was the time to start my new build. I’m glad to hear that you’re right there is no one in there so I’ll have to check in the next few minutes. I’m glad to hear that you have been doing a lot better today
@ENCHANTMEN_3 жыл бұрын
@@DoomKid the same time as the other day I have a few days off of the day and I have to go to the store and get a new one and a half of the day after my first run to the store and get a new one and a half of them and then they will be there in about a half hour and a half of them and I will be there in about the same time as well as you can see it now and then I will be there in about the same time as you can see that it's a good day for you to be home in a bit of a good time to go to bed but I don't want to be a bit of a good time to go to bed but I love u and the girls and a lot to be in bed at 4 cards are on my phone lol I can see you soon as you approach lightspeed to be fair the rest are a lot better now and it is the only thing preventing you are a lot better today than the last few weeks and the kids who have been there are some companions are very profitable for you guys and the kids canon and then I'll get to know him so we will have in a lot to be in there are some pretty real life is good too much of it was just the best
@ENCHANTMEN_3 жыл бұрын
lol, I actually got "approach lightspeed" as a suggestion because I talk about space and relativity sometimes
@littlefox_1003 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@ralfsstuff3 жыл бұрын
I feel like my brain's been beaten with a stick. Such eloquence.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
I did watch this right after my morning coffee, it took my blood cafeine content, drove it in overdrive and fried some parts of my Brian... I'm on damage controll now. I tried de-cafeinated coffee, you know, to counteract the effects, but to no avail. The process is hard but I believe in it.
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown lol
@bmo14lax3 жыл бұрын
Wow the life of Monica Flange, I never thought I'd hear it. What a story. Her heart truly beats to the core. It's evident.
@duncathan_salt3 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed as hard at one of these as I laughed at "what is a flange?"
@duncathan_salt3 жыл бұрын
for the record: "a projecting flat rim, collar, or rib on an object, serving to strengthen or attach or (on a wheel) to maintain position on a rail."
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
Monica was part of the Heir Hunters Debt Recovery Team of the Detective - together with Martin Turbine, Harold Fuselage and Jeremy Juggler (as himself) kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5TclYeGjNqFfKs
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicShrimp The way the muddy water poored like tears throught the sealed beams of that white car made me strangely happy and satisfied in that precise context (music, comment and general situation), but I never thought about complementing you about it... so thank you for that.
@rinastar19523 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicShrimp I was certain that that was a rickroll until I clicked on it.
@christalvanlear93143 жыл бұрын
I can’t remember what scam baiting video of @atomic shrimp it is. But he says to a scammer that his email “pooped or pooped up or out” I was watching it last night before bed and was laughing so hard. My dude was like are you watching that English guy again? 🤣🤣 while trying to catch my breath I managed to get out Atomic shrimp
@LouieFromPikmin3 жыл бұрын
We don't need to become glarded We only need to become clodes
@TheFarmacists3 жыл бұрын
"Do or undo... There is no risk." --Yoduh
@countvronsky40253 жыл бұрын
"When you become a human being, you will rise up from the dead and live to find the day when everyone else will die." *UNDILUTED WISDOM*
Monica is definitely the most moving character in the ASCU. But Mertin Snerdon's betrayal arc made me very upset
@JohnSmith-ox3gy3 жыл бұрын
What is flange?
@manginplay3 жыл бұрын
what is Smith?
@andrewholdaway8133 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ox3gy Monica is flange, she also has one.
@Sniblet3 жыл бұрын
Monica Flange is known to ascend to a higher plane and start to sound psychotic when she eats too much sugar It’s a recurring problem in the Flange law firm
@xf3s_3 жыл бұрын
i know the word salad isn’t meant to mean anything but i can’t stop trying to parse it LOL i can’t imagine how frustrating it’d be on the other end of that… perfect for these instagram scammers!
@MEGURMAN3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm word salad
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
It's almost like extremely abstract poetry really.
@MEGURMAN3 жыл бұрын
@Tom Widdows okay dude ':)
@notbaldfrost3 жыл бұрын
@Tom Widdows Yeaah, you tell yourself that, salad truther.
@wohlhabendermanager3 жыл бұрын
@Tom Widdows Fun facts: In Norwegian, if you made a mistake, you can say "jeg har virkelig tråkket i salaten", literally "I have really stepped into the salad". In German, you step "into the small dubbin-containing bowl" instead (but there's the expression "Da haben wir den Salat" in German: "There we have the salad", when something went awfully wrong). I feel like a text generation API typing all this.
@Uptomyknees3 жыл бұрын
That beautiful chaos of words that crescendos with "RMS Rondo."
@lisaruhm66813 жыл бұрын
Is this related to the John Warosa Legacy fund I have been trying to recover?
@maxshumylo19213 жыл бұрын
A long lost sister ship of RMS Titanic and RMS Olympic?
@ShikiKiryu3 жыл бұрын
The Teletubbies didnt take well to cancellation and turned to a life of crime it seems. Cleck was just their secret 5th brother they kept hidden in the basement, probably out of fear as he looks horrifying, oh my.
@IanSlothieRolfe3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: KZbinr gets his subscribers to listen for 28 mins while he reads randomly generated text :D
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
We all know you like it Ian
@Sarah_Grant3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@plantlife223 жыл бұрын
I am not one to usually laugh out loud by myself but I am thoroughly enjoying this
@perciusmandate3 жыл бұрын
"Then I met my first real-life human being: father... my father... in the middle of a fight." Wow, this AI got real deep real fast!
@rogen80943 жыл бұрын
According to the Deep AI, when asked "What the Heck is a Cleck?" "You have a choice: "Cleck" is for an open end fence that is both large to hold a person and small not to allow someone to climb over it. This is a term that was used in the 17th century for the length of an open wood fence (like this one) and used in an outdoor campfire. One of the main difference between this campfire and a "cleck" is the way that it doesn't cover or break up a person's natural fence."
@noticeme64123 жыл бұрын
I got cleck as a clothing greeks wore
@wohlhabendermanager3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when my natural fence gets broken up.
@benmartin66443 жыл бұрын
I asked Emerson AI and here's what I got: Me: what the heck is a cleck Emerson: A check, or cheque is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money. Kind of like a normal check but bigger and with the word cheque printed on it. Me: No not a a cheque, a cleck. What is a cleck? Emerson: what is a cheque? Me: No not a cheque. I'm asking you what a cleck is Emerson: A check. Me: No it's not. That's a different thing Emerson: what is it then Me: you tell me! Emerson: 'A check is a document issued by one bank to another in payment of money.'
@benmartin66443 жыл бұрын
Btw i strongly recommended looking up Emerson, it runs on gpt3 which is a lot more advanced than most AI thingies. Definitely the most advanced chatbot I've seen by a mile
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@benmartin6644 A cleck is a check according to Emerson.
@SMTRodent3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I am going slowly insane listening to this. Your voice is lovely but my brain is melting...
@HeroOfTimpani3 жыл бұрын
Dang, I can't believe Po had it in her to scam like this. Now Lala, though, I can believe. She clearly has no morals.
@TakeWalker3 жыл бұрын
How far the mighty have fallen. Sad.
@Edmeister3 жыл бұрын
omg enter the gungeon fan! :D
@StefanyDjuba3 жыл бұрын
I think Po is a man
@alexisw67643 жыл бұрын
@@StefanyDjuba Po from the Teletubbies is a girl. Edit: She's the red one with the antenna that looks like a bubble blowing wand.
@DiamondWolfX3 жыл бұрын
Scammer: Hi I can hack Scamee: *AI-generated philosophy*
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
XD
@TitanIsBack3 жыл бұрын
How many clecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? By the look of it, seems like there's a few unscrewed because they couldn't tell five messages in that you were taking the piss out of them.
@whisperinglove29993 жыл бұрын
Well said😂😂excellent point👍
@PotatoPrem3 жыл бұрын
TFS Frieza approves
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
I think they honestly are just so desperate for money that they ignore it and hope that it really is just a demented old lady. Notice how they only stop when they go in circles without going anywhere (and this can take weeks to months). Or you outright tell them you're a baiter. It's sickening...
@Laezar13 жыл бұрын
Thing is, these people prey on vulnerable people. So they probably have a lot of very awkward conversations that stilll lead to successful scams.
@HorseyShark3 жыл бұрын
Well done mate 😂👍
@TheYagich3 жыл бұрын
"people we know who are belong to us" i gave a good chuckle at that. great video as always!
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
I only do vintage memes
@TheYagich3 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicShrimp yeah, the demotivator was a real blast from the past too.
@jedigrandmaster64713 жыл бұрын
all your base are belong to the soul called mr barrister john warosa
@brendaunknown99733 жыл бұрын
@@TheYagich wwwww×w
@duhasofficial68343 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these made up random background stories, they are so amusing to listen to lol
@Ghost_Of_SAS3 жыл бұрын
Cleck sould be a sequel to Prang.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
O.O yes yes yes
@MagicGonads3 жыл бұрын
don't forget to graud it
@raine68133 жыл бұрын
#futurescambaitingideas in a future scambaiting session, try acting as though youre 100% on board sending the fee, but the problem is that youve never made an online transaction before in your life and you need the scammer to walk you through every single individual step of the process
@Steve199063 жыл бұрын
They would probably have him get gift cards
@iggysfriend44312 жыл бұрын
But you would need to pretend you had the IQ of a dead slug so everything needed repeating several times and could be screwed up at every opportunity.
@chackbro13 жыл бұрын
What if, the next time you get mail about receiving a million dollars, you try to tell the scammer that they've been scammed and explain the scamming process to them. Like, have one of your characters be a psychiatrist or something and talk them through the 5 stages of grief. #futurescambaitingideas
@serbanandrei75323 жыл бұрын
This
@user-S8533 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant! I hope atomic shrimp sees this.
@StefanyDjuba3 жыл бұрын
I think he once told to put #futurescambaitingideas so he sees it when he's looking for ideas
@WhiteHank3 жыл бұрын
omg i love this idea
@chackbro13 жыл бұрын
@@StefanyDjuba Thanks for the heads up. I added it. I don't expect much to come from this, but I also didn't expect to get more than 2 likes from this.
@JoyfulTeufel3 жыл бұрын
I'm 48 seconds in, and Cleck is *fucking terrifying*. I fully expect some kinda creepypasta to have originated this, or to originate from this..
@nick_steele97903 жыл бұрын
Maybe an scp
@unverifiedpenguin3 жыл бұрын
Possibly Euclid class
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@unverifiedpenguin masterclass
@GabrielZ.3 жыл бұрын
It's actually a guy who failed in life and now lives as a mediocre normal dude.
@llewelynshingler21733 жыл бұрын
Creepypasta Title: Why doesn't anyone talk about Cleck? Told by a narrator unaware of Cleck's creepiness.
@LaurenzaRendemal3 жыл бұрын
I'm so impressed by you being able to read the AI-generated word salads in such a matter-of-fact way. How many takes did you have to record the cat hat one before you got one without laughing? Because that one absolutely killed me.
@Diddydudat3 жыл бұрын
"It seems strange that after twenty years I still don't remember who he actually was, and that was during the time i was fifteen"... wut
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
lol
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
Time travel.
@RaunienTheFirst3 жыл бұрын
If he'll graud through everything, does that mean the money is glarded?
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Caesar5123 жыл бұрын
Possibly, but it's important to remember that a cleck is not the same as a clode
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@Caesar512 Most definitely.
@arrestedeffort3 жыл бұрын
Anyone here speak Blikster?
@ottoneiii43533 жыл бұрын
a tax clode?
@ItsNik973 жыл бұрын
Monica Flange has lived quite a life and met a lot of strange tall men
@ilonachan3 жыл бұрын
"We don't need to become men, we only need to become women." How can one statement resonate so much with a person
@lunab5413 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to share this gem Deep AI produced when I tried it out. I feel like Dougls Adams could have written something like this: Ya know, the thing I love about eggs is that I've never had one before, and it's really easy to cut one. But a little bit of salt or perhaps some chopped green or red apples, a little bit of vinegar, some butter or maybe even dried fruits, that's great. It's like I'm always cutting up your potatoes. Like if the potatoes are half as tough and the onion is on the thicker side. And that's the best way. I could do what they are too but since I've never done that before it should be a very easy recipe for a big family. Or is it a bit more complicated. Just like when you cut up your eggs and cut them up? You make up this little recipe with a single ingredient in mind. So, the way most people do it today is. And let me talk about cooking on a knife. You use a knife to cut on each side of the egg. Just to make sure there's a line. But there's a huge difference there when you have cut the eggs. On the whole, they're a little more tender and they're much more crunchy. They do feel like you're cutting them, but you're not cutting them up. They're just too sticky to use. So a knife doesn't hurt. But, there are some things you don't want to do because you'll need the rest of the day and you aren't cooking
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't want them to make DeepAI Text Completion any better than it is right now. It's absolutely perfect. It's like an irresistably baited trap for the attention.
@titaniumO211 ай бұрын
Bravo!
@Dinki-Di3 жыл бұрын
Your word salad was almost like a piece of poetry. Highly entertaining... but also strangely beautiful.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Shrimp salad is delicious.
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown What about the radiation?
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@jd_the_cat Radishes are also delicious.
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Ok.
@xeylzo70013 жыл бұрын
"We don't need to become men. We only need to become women." - Monica Flange. You tell 'em Monica!
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
She gives me goose bumps and, believe me, it's a big thing for me!
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
Profound. 👏 😄
@AirLight16462 жыл бұрын
I’m literally crying. So inspiring! She’s the true hero we need!
@likebot.3 жыл бұрын
"... and there are plenty more scammers to play with..." Yeah, so true. On one hand they're an endless source of fun but on the other hand...
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
On the other hand... wap! 👋 upside their heads
@joshrainwater28223 жыл бұрын
My cat hat has a huge circle on it, my cat is the happiest cat
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Purr purr
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown *H A T*
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@jd_the_cat Purr purr
@sambailey5663 жыл бұрын
I like convenience but does not require any special knowledge to succeed. Introducing - The Cat Hat!
@igorhq13 жыл бұрын
That's such great poetic babbling I have tears in my eyes *_* That should be made into another song.
@Sarah_Grant3 жыл бұрын
YES!
@oyebolababatunde79113 жыл бұрын
Extremely interesting as usual.
@ceejay30543 жыл бұрын
I like thinking that the scammers got the same "I can't make sense of this" headache that all that drivel gave me! And you read it with such convincing inflection! Hats off to AS!
@JessicaFEREM3 жыл бұрын
your ai generated stories feel like those images that make make everything unrecognizable. almost like a dream or a stroke or something.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
I came to entertain a back Brian fear of a sort of The Ring thing here... I was wondering about the long term risks of exposure to this video... I still am. Maybe something dreadful got unlocked inside my noodle... :S
@salzshakes48953 жыл бұрын
Those images are also generated by AI. (They’re not really supposed to simulate what a stroke looks like, the AI capabilities are just like that.)
@saidchammas3 жыл бұрын
This generated text sounds a lot like what scammers say
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@asteroidrules3 жыл бұрын
I guess it makes sense in a way, it's text written by someone or something who doesn't understand what they're saying, but is at least capable of mostly correct spelling and semi-correct sentence structure.
@charliefazzari63892 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that
@zleep91823 жыл бұрын
Just want to say that I’ve been watching your content for about two years now and recently it’s been a nice stable source of entertainment during a pretty crappy period of my life, so thank you for making such great videos on such a wide variety of topics, Mike/Shrimp
@bmo14lax3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see others helped my Mike's videos too, his "random" videos seem to be my favorite, or walks/foraging. Funny since the scambaiting is all I watched firstly.
@TheGabbernaut3 жыл бұрын
"...which makes them kinda hard to scambait..." 28 minute long video
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
Nothing's too hard for AS.
@drago30363 жыл бұрын
Even then, he takes a looooong time to get material for all these scambaiting vídeos.
@wallycastagnir3 жыл бұрын
The third scambait temembers me of the time a discord mod banned me for saying"i want 100 €" to a girl who told me "i make every sexual wish come true for 50dollar"
@ToxicSoul033 жыл бұрын
nep
@wallycastagnir3 жыл бұрын
@@ToxicSoul03 nep
@vikingursigurdsson3 жыл бұрын
Top nep
@yourdailydoseofomid30263 жыл бұрын
This comment sucks, do better next time.
@Dovawhat3 жыл бұрын
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 Your critique sucks, explain better next time.
@charmeleonevolves55533 жыл бұрын
"It probably wouldn't be a huge sale because it's not a great brand, but I'm sure its a great brand" Ah yes, ai
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
I thought that bit had a sort of Bill Wurtz vibe to it
@mercutiolives28832 жыл бұрын
“the app was not accessible when you clicked the link on the web server, and it was still accessible when you click the link on the web server”
@thedogskneecaps32923 жыл бұрын
2:35 "Would it have been better to be better, since it is that which is best for me in the end?" Poetry really can be found in the most unlikely places
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Come on... haven't you come to expect such a melodic verve here... o.O
@GreymansGoose3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to be a bit of a science-fiction writer myself, and when I listen to stories like this it's normally easy for me to visualize... normally being the key word here. That being said, the 2nd Monica flange story, the one with her becoming human, has given me an idea and actually makes more sense to me than one would believe. Thank you for that, now all I got to do is see if I can make it something that the general reader would like to consume.
@drago30363 жыл бұрын
Good Luck with that! :3
@germyw3 жыл бұрын
This is insane! Lol! I, sincerely, hope that you have been offered voice over work. Your voice is EXCELLENT. You can talk about any damn thing.
@MysteriumArcanum3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, Mike could read the phonebook and I would be captivated by every moment of it.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriumArcanum It would indeed make watching paint dry quite entertaining... He can even make me watch grass grow in a captivating fashion so...
@deetvleet3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone here familiar with the book "The Three Body Problem"? The esoteric ramblings of the AI generated text really reminds me of the prose in that novel lol.
@caiarcosbotias17103 жыл бұрын
I loved that book but it is not something you can read after a couple of beers.
@Filbie3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god yes… I couldn’t finish that book because of this exactly
@deetvleet3 жыл бұрын
@@Filbie It's very odd isn't it? I wonder if it has anything to do with the book being originally written in Mandarin before being translate to English
@0nlyThis2 жыл бұрын
"I think i might try someone else who hasnt been scammed 8 times" Priceless!
@georgestoica15093 жыл бұрын
"I can pay by email or the internet" killed me dead
@abagoffrozenspinach3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to imagine being a scammer and getting this absolutely nonsensical chain of messages from a prospective victim, and it's bringing me great joy to picture the sheer confusion they feel
@possumintheblossom3 жыл бұрын
I swear you must have recorded/transcribed a meeting I attended at work last week. At least I understood a little of what you were saying though.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Corporate AI generated employee destabilisation... where would you get such an idea... O.O FBI wants to know your location.
@sandraswan90083 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much lmao Your poor fried brain
@shonk36233 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't asked if the investments were Glarded
@serbanandrei75323 жыл бұрын
Omg this comment section 😂
@adrianmalacoda3 жыл бұрын
No need to worry, they'll graud through it
@jwenting3 жыл бұрын
you do know that a glarded account can't be handled by a cleck, don't you?
@nilswegner28813 жыл бұрын
John warosa wasn't involved in this so of course the Funds can't be glarded
@gaymermoment2 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Gruber only if he had a tax clode
@shot-gi6mr3 жыл бұрын
Scammer: Please just tell me what you want! Atomic Shrimp: *The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.*
@aricreech4983 жыл бұрын
ive been watching for a while during 2020-2021 and im here to stay,this channel is relaxing and comedic and even better it has scambaiting,one of the best youtube channels ive watched.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
I concur, it grows on me yet I can't forage it's fruits... for now
@MuchWhittering3 жыл бұрын
I've never been scammed online (Well, I think an eBay buyer may have conned me once, but whatever), but last year I had a bag stolen at a train station. I was sat eating and looking at my phone, my bag was placed out of sight. A thief must have grabbed it while I wasn't looking. Fortunately there was nothing valuable inside except my Switch. But it taught me to not be so careless again.
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
This is why anywhere I go I have a death grip on my bag/bags. Either I put them at my feet, with a leg inside the arm strap (in case anyone gets cheeky and thinks they can just snatch and go) or I have it in my arms. For the stealer, the items inside would be worthless, but for me I can't afford to lose those 'worthless' things. Especially the bag itself, I've only got one ;-;
@twistafromthecoldchi31712 жыл бұрын
I bought a phone off of Facebook once and the audio chip was broken, unadvertised. Lady I bought it from looked like a crackhead, not surprised at all.
@rsjcoman92303 жыл бұрын
Please for the love of all that is holy make merch with the steps to making a cat hat
@Mayorfoxia823 жыл бұрын
Atomic shrimp hearted this comment, so i guess were getting that
@nossea3 жыл бұрын
@@Mayorfoxia82 Although I may be sacrificing my soul to the wraith of the KZbin commenter; I shall accept such burden and bless you with this wisdom: "we're".
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@nossea [Insert generic complaint about grammar National Socialist here]
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@jd_the_cat [OK]
@jd_the_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown does this have anything to do with the John Warossa legacy?
@jakecole83433 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear more about the professional professional wrestler.
@scotthurr59253 жыл бұрын
The image of Cleck set off my doll phobia so much... I've never shuddered and laughed at the same time before. Good job.
@leeprice1333 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Cleck is genuinely a South Wales dialect word meaning to gossip or tell on. I don't really hear it much now, but my grandmother and her sister used it a lot.
@posthistoricdino4223 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling the energy of "have you ever had a dreams?"
@Yuti6403 жыл бұрын
Whaaat, they don’t use the Gold plated boxes with Gold bars inside? There’s no way they can do a proper scam that way
@cardfightersclash3 жыл бұрын
The cat hat bit gets a laugh out of me every time I go back and watch this video. I think my favorite part is the instruction to draw a circle on it.
@thymythymyth3 жыл бұрын
That Urban dictionary definition of ‘cleck’ is absolute gold
@johnromero10293 жыл бұрын
Me: Who are you? cleck: I am cleck. Me: You're not, you're Groot. cleck: I am groot?
@CharemTheShadox3 жыл бұрын
That last guy was weirdly personable. Maybe you could have broken character and talked to them about what they're actually doing. Since they seemed to still contain some form of soul, maybe it could have been an intervention.
@ConstantlyDamaged3 жыл бұрын
Oh my heck Mr. Shrimp, that last bit was bloody golden.
@unverifiedpenguin3 жыл бұрын
"I think I'll try someone else.... Who hasn't been scammed 8 times... And who isn't a cleck..." Ouch I felt that🤣
@BigGrease13 жыл бұрын
I was in tears laughing halfway into this. You are truly the master of trolling these guys, i can't believe you can often keep them on the hook so long.
@CleanAire3 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda sad you ended the conversation with the last one so quickly. It kinda felt like you were building some real rapport with them. That had the potential to be a really interesting conversation
@serbanandrei75323 жыл бұрын
That's what i thought
@serbanandrei75323 жыл бұрын
There is a scammer who I've been chatting with for over an year now He keeps asking me to invest in his fund from time to time and i drag it for as long as i can before he gets frustrated and ghosts me but he always comes back eventually
@Emergency_Confetti3 жыл бұрын
I love a good, nice and comfortable cathat. It is a classic move to ensure happiness.
@Velosolex03 жыл бұрын
Morning Shrimp Family. I had a call saying my national insurance number had be compromised yesterday lol. Same format as the iPhone scam, badly worded recording. At the end press one to sort this out. They will try anything to scam you! Have a good weekend everyone.
@ConstantlyDamaged3 жыл бұрын
I got a call from "Amazon" telling me they'd just charged me $70 for Prime. It invited me to press 1 to talk to someone-so of course I did. They started on their script, telling me I'd just been charged $70 for Prime membership-and I cut in on them. Me: "Yeah, that's right. It was due to come out." Them: "But sir, don't you want a refund?" Me: "Why would I want a refund, I use Amazon Prime?" This seemed to confuse him. I was off the script and blazing a new path! Them: "But sir, it was $70! You want to file refund." He was most insistent. Me: "I don't want a refund. I *_like_* Amazon Prime. I use it every day! Actually, can you sign my wife up too?" He spent nearly ten minutes trying to get me on the script to cancel my payment. Phishing for credit card details (for money) and ID (for identity fraud). In the end he asked me: Them: "Why don't you want the refund, sir?" Me: "Because I enjoy wasting your time. While I'm talking to you, you aren't scamming someone else." He'd hung up at some point in my last line, but I still finished it in case he could hear. I haven't gotten hit by them since, and I didn't block their number, so I guess they marked me as "more trouble than he's worth".
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@ConstantlyDamaged XD sweet. Their Brians are fair game to be used to your content.
@ConstantlyDamaged3 жыл бұрын
@@PandemoniumMeltDown Only reason I knew their game was my mum had mentioned she gets their calls. She hangs up on them right away, but I figured I should do some research in case she does hang on the line and do something ill-advised. So, with info on what they were trying to do in hand, I had a fair idea how to short-circuit their script.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@ConstantlyDamaged Hehe :D
@djclucindo3 жыл бұрын
That "cleck" definition plot twist at the end was brilliant. Great storytelling there. Keep up the good work! Cheers!
@KatyLawson3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lost my mind when the Cleck teletubby came up. Reminds me of a super old early 2000s animation of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po and Darth Maul.
@melonmanwill3 жыл бұрын
This channel is one I always forget about for a good period of time, and then just come back to binge every video all over again lol
@loveshank15113 жыл бұрын
"There is no risk in undos. They undo risk." Y...yes?
@LinoWalker3 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad about Po. Say what you want about scammers, but that guy was PATIENT!
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Patient like a... bot?
@broadsword66503 жыл бұрын
Those darn Tellytubbies totally stole my idea for a TV show about friends called StinkyWinky, BlahBlah, Dipso and Poo. And Cleck. Definitely Cleck.
@AmerQuran3 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed 2-3 times watching this. I applaud you on wasting those criminals' time. Please keep this up.
@kevincarlos9733 жыл бұрын
Cleck is what South Africans call it when you press the mouse buttons
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Dialects are delectable
@Rugops423 жыл бұрын
"Two scammers running through my head, one of them has google play he's gonna pay the other one., In a world full of scammers only some want to invest isn't that Crazy?" - Seal
@c.aldersop3 жыл бұрын
the one person who has disliked this video is Cleck. UPDATE: there are now 167 Clecks at this time
@Ringo-Morash Жыл бұрын
"When you become a human being, you will raise up from the dead and live to find the day where everyone else will die". Literally Dark Souls.
@OllieSMH3 жыл бұрын
It may be 2AM but you know I'm not sleeping until I watch the new Atomic Shrimp video
@TitanIsBack3 жыл бұрын
Phone buzzed as I was laying down about to close my eyes. Now I'll be up the next ten hours... darn you Monica!
@Robbie062619953 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine that one person charging $50 for each time he or she had to hit CTRL Z.
@kittybeans81923 жыл бұрын
This AI is oddly philosophical and memerific and weird, and I think I love it.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Made from the highest quality memes in the land.
@1boxerman3 жыл бұрын
"We don't need to become men, we only need to become women" Prophetic AI we've got here
@WilburJaywright2 жыл бұрын
[*resists trying to follow the storyline of the AI*] [*Windows XP Critical Stop*]
@ConspicousFaux3 жыл бұрын
I'm still stumped. What is a Cleck?
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
Do not mention his name, lest we summon him.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
A fak tek from Kek, a lie as cake is in some circles but not mine and I'm not sharing it so don't try okay.