Gwyneth Paltrow Ruined Shark Tank

[@bendarcy194]

Your videos are great Atrioc, but I think that you could spice up your video format by having your wife do gymnastics in the background, or maybe even invite US president Joe Biden as guest star.

[@Mcspazz731]

I was waiting for Ross from friends to show up I was too distracted the whole video!

[@orlandocruzlopez3536]

Didn’t 😂 his wife show up and atrioc was doing mental gymnastics ever since that “event”.

[@Gamerclouds]

I died trying to read this ​@@orlandocruzlopez3536

[@Luckycosmos]

Yeah her name is Ari, and Acrobatics has those letters in it. Make it work Atrioc, or create your own Atriobatics.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

​@@orlandocruzlopez3536Bro what

[@jesuisfudgeman874]

i love how gwyneth paltrow has like negative relatability. like every word that comes out of her mouth just alienates the average person more and more. it's kind of impressive

[@joannarichards6245]

😂😂😂

[@3_character_minimum]

I think it is genius... It's like a negative selection. If you don't like her, or what she has to say. The. Your not going to buy. If you keep listening your more likely to be on board.

[@Kingofthenet2]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rixrobin]

Using acrobatics to sell pancakes is what we call a marketing gambit.

[@Ryan-wx1bi]

At first I thought it was just a guy's wife who wanted her talents to get on TV... Then David Schwimmer walked in

[@bextomoose]

How can a man like that possibly have marketing issues?

[@ChristinaMagma]

Well it’s about the story (What Kevin mentioned in the full pitch but it’s kind of cut off here), they met in theatre (she did that acrobatics stuff) and they fell in love, he made the pancakes to impress her. and they both got laid off cuz of covid. David being in here is also random but he had no equity in the company but became good friends with the couple before they were laid off so David was being s good friend vouching for the brand. It seems so random though put out of context 😅

[@stegotops7415]

the only acrobatics going on to make that a good pitch are mental ones

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

Wow I’m actually impressed with how detestable Gwyneth comes off.

[@vasily7658]

Who is this person and why are they disliked

[@fo9044]

​@@vasily7658she kinda annoying

[@BroskiBigDuck]

@@vasily7658 if you dont know why she is disliked, consider that a good thing and move on with your life not knowing her.

[@cdubsb3831]

​@@vasily7658 Iron Man actress started a company about fake and wacky healthcare products.

[@vasily7658]

@@BroskiBigDuck yknow, I think I will ty

[@michaelboyle7281]

David Schwimmer did not look like he was expecting any type of hug during that presentation lol

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

Can I hug you? “Uhhhhhhh… sure!”

[@joannarichards6245]

I know! It was sad, he looks terrible. I feel bad for him. X

[@specstar8724]

No one who works with her likes her. Schwimmy probably thought they were on bad terms

[@JohnGaltI]

@@user-uv2cp1qd1j Reverse the genders

[@feiticeira346]

She just loved talking about herself the whole episode. “We did a movie together omg!” I’m cooler than the rest of the sharks

[@SoCtaker]

Gweneth is the type of girl to be at a Mexican restaurant and say, "yeah these burritos are pretty good, but they're not quite as good as the ones that my private chef makes for me at home. Also, we grow our own avocados in our back-yard so we always have the best guacamole."

[@TheMitchellExpress]

It would actually be "my private Mexican chef at home" when the chef is actually from Honduras

[@Theonlyacepilot]

This is so true

[@Kingofthenet2]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@THE_MOONMAN]

​@@TheMitchellExpress lmao spot on. Or like european portuguese and calling them spanish lol

[@TheRealFaceInCake]

I'm just now realizing that Gwyneth is the toxic female gigachad. No humility, 'I make everything at home', 'when I was a hustler like you'

[@EJD339]

and she apparently grew up in a fairly wealthy family and of course there is nepotism. I don’t have anything against nepotism either but to pretend that you got there on your own and you were some hard worker always rubs me the wrong way. There are a lot to hard workers and some of them just don’t get good breaks.

[@gwop827]

​@@EJD339thats like 99% of rich people, especially the famous ones

[@Lancerandduck7]

Cotton is actually horrifically resource-intensive to grow and a huge net negative in terms of ecofriendliness The diapers are a terrible idea, sustainability-wise

[@willkimball7677]

Not just that but they are really hard to wash, and they are not a good idea because they will last making KUDOS unprofitable.

[@jasonhoffarth]

@@willkimball7677 companies should just make one-use products because that nets the most profit and caring about the environmental impact of single use diapers, plastics, etc has run its course, killing the planet ASAP while denying science is whats popular nowadays and super beneficial to society

[@l.a.rodriguez9581]

Yeah didn’t George Washington Carver say that over a hundred years ago? And that’s why he liked peanuts because they reintroduced nitrogen into the soil (recalling 5th grade history).

[@Nightknight1992]

@@willkimball7677 yeah i dont get it, why do you need a subscription when theyre freaking reusable... also once your baby grows out of it you throw them out anyway, not like youll reuse diapers for other kids.

[@zanderjordaan5078]

That and I watched a documentary recently stating that something like 30% of cotton is still being picked by slaves to this date.

[@hjewkes]

Fun fact: David Schwimmer was also in the jicama costume

[@jamesp1389]

😂

[@LGDOTEXE]

And replaced mark for half the episode!

[@Anderslaw]

That would be the funniest thing. David Schwimmer doesn't actually know that guy, Shark Tank just hired him for the episode

[@yummynubs3646]

Gwenyth Paltroe being the worst part of her own episode is hilarious

[@arfriedman4577]

Paltrow

[@aurik122]

@@arfriedman4577 sorry we arent mega fans of paltroe like you arfriedman

[@arfriedman4577]

@aurik122 all I did was spell her name right. Where does that make me a fan? Honestly I don't like that she sells things to people without proper research.

[@aurik122]

@@arfriedman4577 Idk it seemed like you took their opinion personally by correcting them on the misspelling. I agree with you though. She also seems to have a superiority complex and also sells really odd stuff like "arouse me libido elixer" for hundreds of dollars. all in all just a really weird entrepreneur in my eyes.

[@debutriah2854]

@@aurik122you’re reading into it too much 💀

[@igon388]

Gwyneth hugging David is the reason David made all of those workplace harassment videos

[@Reecepbcups]

glizzy tank

[@rrrrmrmr]

🌭 GLIZZY 🌭 TANK 🌭

[@sbsftw4232]

Glark glank

[@Jmoneylovey]

Yo u onto something bro

[@wozaow]

put me in the glizzy tank and i'll start breathing underwater

[@keceti9606]

put me in a glizzy tank I turn into spongebob🗣

[@ironized]

Atrioc “why has it become the Meta to talk to the sharks as if they’re children” Atrioc my man. You’ve worked with executives. You know why.

[@phabiorules]

Not to mention that a ton of people go on shark tank for the advertising.

[@parker73724]

It's a crazy world we live in where scammers that at least try to pretend to sell real products go to jail but Goop is allowed to continue operating.

[@MegaSPAZ2010]

Because scammers misrepresent what they sell, goop is up front that it sells you a "lifestyle". Weird for you to suck off scammers that trick you into something you don't want and shit on something that is at least honest with it's intention. You have a victim mentality and are weak.

[@neruneri]

Let's be real, she's not even the worst scammer in the shark lineup. I despise the lady, and I despise everything Goop stands for, but she's not exactly a rotten apple spoiling a fresh bunch - she's just another rotten apply in a lineup of rotten apples.

[@parker73724]

@@neruneri I don't really know what the others did to deserve that assessment but I wouldn't be surprised if they're not good people. I just meant Goop is such a blatant and obvious scam that it's shocking she's allowed on a show with people who appear to have legitimate businesses. With the others there is at least some question of if they intentionally scam large numbers of people.

[@Raulxz]

@@parker737244 months late but in the episode one of them (wonderful) is called out by atrioc for promoting ftx which stole billions

[@chanceroberson7517]

Mark “Ima save you some time” Cuban

[@derkaiser9881]

🗿🗿🗿

[@dymez904]

They just threw a whole bunch of popcorn on the floor

[@oonidentifed4293]

Can’t believe none of them invested in the flour. That guy put in so much work, it’s just crazy.

[@fuadlabib703]

I think he did waaaay too much and made them seem like he was hiding things

[@Otzkar]

bro was selling cornflour like a crypto scheme

[@tengahhidup]

Bro tried selling a boring business (which doesn't necessarily mean it's bad business) with acrobatics wtf

[@garorade]

​@@Otzkarperfect description

[@valkrath]

seems like they are doing quite well anyway, last year they had 250k in sales, now not much but sure as hell better than the 20k he stated

[@dannydanza27]

actually i think this was the BEST episode ever

[@GrahamAllaway]

Because it is

[@becca53444]

Some teacher told the Kudos girl she needed to project her voice more in her school presentation and she took that advice way too seriously.

[@The_Rizzen]

The popcorn waffle pitch was physically painful to watch

[@tiagobelo4965]

The one that came after wasn't much better

[@tengahhidup]

Man I can't get enough of those Gwyneth self boasts, the only reason why the episode doesn't rate lower

[@BR-ty3hx]

Holy fuck schwimmer just oozing enthusiasm here

[@forbes4007]

Kevin is actually on point. Asking for a 25x multiple on their profits is insane. Most Tech and impressive software companies don’t even go for that much

[@allanshpeley4284]

10x is on the top end for tech companies, unless they're insanely fast growth silicon valley companies. But they knew that going in. They valued it that high because they knew they'd be talked down. Not a bad strategy.

[@me-myself-i787]

​@@allanshpeley4284I don't know of a single tech company with a P/E of only 10x. ExxonMobil has a higher P/E ratio, and it's in a declining industry.

[@lesliejacoby9137]

I would be checked out like Mark as well if I had to be on set with their special guest. I have a feeling he was asked to try and get her on a deal as he really was pushing at the end (and didnt close 😂).

[@WARnTEA]

I think the deal just makes sense for mark, he wouldn’t miss the money and Gwennith would do all the heavy lifting getting the diapers in the hands of her cult members. He would have probably made money. However what usually happens is the deal breaks down when the sharks get access to the companies financials. Most viewers would think these companies are just small businesses started in someones garage, but the reality is most of them already have a shitload of investors and are leveraged up to their eyeballs in debt.

[@dilberthigh]

If Gwyneth was a normal shark she would have tried a deal with Jicawrap duo and suggested selling them with the cookbook.

[@mronedeag4196]

Actually crazy to believe they put someone on the show as a shark who has a business model that is consistently called out during the show. Guess they were desperately trying to get someone well known on the show and that’s what ended up working out.

[@allanshpeley4284]

Solely for ratings. Now they have dumb dumbs watching who know nothing about business and others watching for the inevitable train wreck of words that come out of her mouth.

[@DavidAndersonKirk]

Also seriously why do the people pitching these businesses feel like they have to shout in a stupid candy voice

[@bn_rose_gold]

You’d be surprised. It’s just a showmanship thing. Keeps people engaged. And mildly irritated 😂

[@meatwad376]

“Everyone said something nice and went out.” That’s the last 6 years of this show.

[@electrified0]

Mark Cuban isn't even there to invest, he's just there for lunch

[@Figure_Ate]

the mad man himself (editor) does it again (edits a video) 10/10 would watch again (real)

[@zelaird8526]

when he edited the video, i cried so many tears

[@padstar974]

Imagine if glizzy hands was a pitch on shark tanks, just think of the money

[@uxbnkuribo]

13:10 Countering the sharks but sounding like she's ordering at McDonalds. "Could we maybe get a number five?...."

[@bbking006]

I adore how unrepentant Gwyneth is in being totally disconnected from the average person. She really is an archetype of this type of person and I love it.

[@mushukotenseii]

in my summer home i used to create 0 emissions organically made shark tank episodes to react then post on my blog

[@zestyflamingo]

I really wish more of the sharks were so considerate of peoples time like Mark.

[@ChristinaMagma]

So for the first pancake pitch (What Kevin mentioned in the full pitch but it’s kind of cut off here), they met in theatre (she did that acrobatics stuff) and they fell in love, he made the pancakes to impress her. and they both got laid off cuz of covid. David being in here is also random but he had no equity in the company but became good friends with the couple before they were laid off so David was being s good friend vouching for the brand. It seems so random though put out of context 😅

[@simplyrem779]

I watched the whole video through and through, but I could not for the life of me find Gwyneth's eyebrows

[@anushgopalakrishnan]

1:30 That is my chat message. As compensation for the social media canon that is my funny joke in chat I will be expecting $1 a day on this video until I make my money back then I want 51% of your channel so I have skin in the game.

[@Zack_Taylor]

I'm so sorry about your retention rates but I literally can not finish this I am cringing so god damn hard

[@Daniel-om4ce]

JICAMANNN

[@EJD339]

Yeah, me too. I stopped. This was rough

[@xXHashassinXx]

Don't hold yourself responsible. If you want to watch something, watch it. If not you don't owe KZbin or it's creators anything. Time on earth is precious. Spend it how you like.

[@Zack_Taylor]

@@xXHashassinXx it's not that deep but thanks

[@cheeselover11337]

I watched this while doing marketing homework. I have learned more from Marketing Mondays then my actual classes

[@christinanatarelli8827]

I love your commentary. It’s very refreshing!

[@joewilliams8661]

Good job on this video Mr. Editor, I’m a fan

[@slicingonions4398]

First Atrioc video I’ve watched in… a long ass time. I enjoyed it 👍🏼

[@hahaharithz]

Missed this and missed you Big A. You honestly make me so damn happy whenever a new Shark Tank pops up

[@LGDOTEXE]

WE MAKING IT TO THE ADULT DIAPER MARKET WITH THIS ONE

[@pilazpilaz]

2:51 "what is bro waffling about"

[@saeysoe]

The founder of goop deserves a permanent seat in shark tank

[@Hey1234Hey]

Holy shit Ross finally hit puberty. His voice is so different from friends

[@allanshpeley4284]

Yeah he's less of a whiny little bitch now.

[@roscoerun7624]

I used to think the shark tank episodes were just generic react content, but I think these vids are hilarious now

[@kyledabearsfan]

That diaper lady is trying to use a sonicboom attack 😂

[@eshabub4958]

At very least the popcorn flour is a product that makes sense, unlike cerebral implants and draw a cat.

[@TheMaddi]

That Aman Toani in the background in the intro was just lit💥

[@coolunusual]

"this wasn't that long ago 2014" BRO THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO LOL But the woman comments probably come because the girls always play that card when its a woman product or whatever, suddenly they can't say the same for products that would be more used by men

[@rubychandler5620]

This truly was the worst ever episode of shark tank watched by Brandon "atrioc" "glizzy hands" "shark tank watcher" Ewing.

[@ghostlesshost]

Atroic you have the best laugh, hands down. Infectious as hell. Love the vids.

[@matthewsawczyn6592]

Just imagining Atrioc as a background heckler, shouting: _TALK ABOUT YOUR SALES!_

[@LGDOTEXE]

Bro David Schwimmer had to do some thinking about who gwenth paltrow was and honestly when i saw her face i had to as well

[@MargoIndigo]

i’m sorry but i’ve literally never heard of a fucking goop and neither has a single family member or friend of mine lol

[@ayyanahmad5367]

Lol i appreciate the "listen" bass drop audio in the beginning

[@JayImahara]

Mr pancake man and Lieutenant Sobel from Easy Company. What a great start!

[@joppemin]

"Can I counter that offer by doing 12% but not having Gwyneth?"

[@SleepingInAshes]

Glad you're back

[@LT_Harrison]

i love that moistcritikal just watched the whole stream and was chatting all the time

[@Da_turk]

Thank you for this video Atrioc. I needed this more than you can imagine.

[@kolanos]

Paltrow was literally born into Hollywood royalty. A real pulled up by your bootstraps kind of story.

[@bogibsimmons]

To me for the first pitch it’s not just the pancake or waffle it’s also about the syrup. If you have a good combination of both you got banger pancakes or waffles.

[@milantarbuk1039]

To be fair it's a rating of only 35 people

[@Yes-ki8bh]

I ate a glizzy this morning

[@Ch3rryT3a]

That Enron hat is everything 😂

[@lcofficial3084]

are advisory shares the same thing as primary shares?

[@joydeepchaturvedi]

This is my first time seeing your videos. Awesome find 💯

[@wombatZ]

I looked up the worst shark tank episode and found out that this was not the lowest rated episode... Which site have you used?

[@danvaldivia6155]

Anybody know when the Hitman challenge video is going to be released?

[@chelsea_withan_a618]

lol I think Gwen thought that this show was just for the people to sell her stuff. Like, I’m shocked she wasn’t like “well, my kids are out of diapers so I’m out.”

[@Kahoneki]

blessed be thou when atrioc uploads

[@lukamagicc]

Put whoever put Gweweth on Shark Tank 12 years in federal prison

[@Swag-lp6xq]

w who ever edited this. fire

[@corinthompson95]

These are my fave type of Atrain videos

[@BandhariWickette]

How did I know this pitch was gonna have nothing to do with the lady doing acrobatics?

[@vstcks]

The Glizzy and Goop collab we never asked for but so very much needed

[@flashter6101]

Love the Enron hat and toys r us shirt

[@sl5945]

librarian spotted in the chat closeup @1:36 you cant hide brother

[@oweny1073]

love the shark tank vids

[@roberthopkins3621]

That V - Jay candle smells great . I have them in every room.

[@cincymutt]

I know Shark Tank had been losing credibility for a while, but I never knew it got THIS bad.

[@slick3996]

these people need to stop screaming, you're advertising to millionaires, not explaining the ABCs to a 4 year old

[@ThisOrThat13]

They're all coming out like it is a cheer audition.

[@KuueenKumi]

Accurate!!

[@patinho5589]

Where’s the constant I’m out part?

[@crystalsmith9038]

Yeah gweneth is definitely insufferable since she said nepo babies have to work 10 x harder than regular normal ppl

[@sg_scopes]

Certified Glizzy Hands classic

[@MonKeyGuy131]

he should watch all of shark tank at this point

[@hansmemling2311]

Mark the billionaire time saver, out here saving people's time one pitch at a time.

[@dantenewyork7380]

i saw one episode where she turned down a Jicama product 'Because she has them in her house' or something to this effect. wouldn't that be a great reason to invest? because you actually like and purchase the product?

[@emmanueljaramillo]

😂 i die every time he laughs histrically at the minimum thing than happens 😂😂😂

[@minajjjjjjj]

this last school year i had to watch this episode in my marketing class and do a report on it🤣

[@fortyjarsOjello]

Oh shit he uploaded to the main channel! Incredibly rare so I’m surprised

[@MrHeroicDemon]

I like how Gwyneth Paltrow got investors when a small company. And didn't invest into the small company that was actually decent, but replacing flour with corn flour, and selling it cheaper is harder.

[@danhatter6823]

Gwynith Paltrow once claimed that nothing natural could be dangerous to you. So take that however you will.

[@robbiescott61]

This episode could have had Scrub Daddy and Ring and it'd still be the lowest rated ep

[@MRJazzygameplay27]

What the fuck is Iron Man's wife doing in Shark Tank anyways?