College of Policing and Tyranny (part 1)

[@AuditingBritain]

I didn’t understand what the Irish guard said to me at 1:34 “ I’m not been ........” I missed the last part and I tried to listen to it endless of times with out luck !!! Can anyone help ?

[@MultiWickerman]

Pretty sure he said im not being anal

[@meg-jojo8283]

Definitely said 'Im not being Anal'

[@lizardz23]

Anal, as in pedantic, it wasn't a reference to anyones rectum.

[@corkion]

u must have fuck all else to do with ur life fucking clown

[@camg5339]

He said he wants anal

[@ccwbaitsandtackle]

I’m sorry, I’m absolutely addicted to your videos AB, but who else fast forwards until they see a yellow vest 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@grantross2609]

the first human soul is usually enough to hold the interest tho

[@stu4428]

I confess I do 😂😂😂😂😂

[@strickostricko]

Why are you apologising?

[@zeusymoosey3348]

I usually go to the "points of interest" on the bar where it shows rhe most replayed areas 🤣

[@7Lace77]

​@@zeusymoosey3348The what?, where?

[@gruwellkranger8881]

Security guard:" You can't do it mate." AB: " Well I'm doing it, what you gonna do about it?" Classic AB👏👏

[@chrisbevis7725]

The security guard is as thick as a plank of wood. He could not guard a goldfish imo! He knows NOTHING about the law and is a danger tio our free society imo!

[@joseantonio8920]

The security guard was totally clueless about law. They act all big and tough but petrified inside. Brilliant part 1 AB. 👍🏼

[@danmccauley80]

Police academy 😂😂😂😂 I’m expecting captain Harris to march up shouting move it move it move it 😂😂😂😂

[@dingo3718]

Omg find memories,,,only difference is they were real cops,, cops these days are muppets

[@simonross77]

😂😂😂

[@THEGIZS]

Hahaha😂😂😂

[@VadoVoodoo]

He may as well have his hand up a horse's arse too.

[@maverick4220]

Dan Mccauley 😂😂😂 If only there was a cop just like Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow) from police academy also there.

[@bluenose7984]

AB has got a great sense of humour, really quick witted and has whoever he interacts with tied up with their own stupidity...

[@bigg16]

"Why they got cameras and I cant have my camera??"LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@isxakksixty3923]

Mauricio Pochettino : “you can’t do it mate” AB : Well I’m doing it, what you gonna do about it 🤣🤣

[@JonnyConners]

😂

[@ArthurDentsTowel]

*A Police Academy.* The jokes write themselves.

[@enigma.records6783]

😅

[@abigailslade3824]

Ford Prefect when you realise citizens on patrol might be a good idea.......

[@xantia2007]

Police Academy was funny

[@thelankie9019]

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[@jamieco6393]

Tears

[@johnlovell1640]

The guy at the end with the broom.... My belly hurts so much with laughter.... and your narrating is comedy gold

[@nicklewis1882]

Ah, a police training college! It all makes sense. So here is the place where they learn to be totally paranoid about 'dangerous' people armed with (sharp intake of breath) a camera!

[@richardtheeighth4431]

I sense a change in the air, and have a feeling that part 1 is just the calm before the storm. No doubt there's going to be alot more to comment on part 2. Well done and great work Sir Auditing Britain.

[@harles5000]

Hey man just wanted to say I enjoy what you do, holding the public employees accountable and standing up for rights and freedoms! Your nards are the size of Coconuts! Cheers!

[@dmzjewels2382]

The second security guard isn’t a bad guy, came across quite professional.. until he started swearing!

[@VadoVoodoo]

and asking about the laws the auditor knew about in 'his Country' the racist fuck.

[@robertdavies922]

8:50 onwards. He is.

[@yhshah21]

The second security guard made him self look so unprofessional, racist and stupid.

[@oengus5686]

I don’t see how asking how long you’ve been in this country is racist ?

[@iasked3371]

@@oengus5686 it’s clearly sarcastic to mock him because he thinks he has no clue of the law when in fact it’s actually him that has no clue.

[@andrewstones2921]

Love your videos and I’m impressed at how you remain calm and respectful.

[@AuditingBritain]

Wasn’t so calm on part 2

[@Jack-lo1uc]

The man sweeping a puddle ... AB "what the hell is he doing!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@darksidedean]

Thank you for everything you do. You've opened my eye's.

[@jsinclair7055]

The PCSO joke about the guy sweeping the water had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂

[@sjfortune]

The second security guy wasn't sweating towards you; rather just trying to get on the same level as you.

[@russtee1095]

Well done AB. Kept it cool when the temper flared . A shining example of the audit .

[@shahidadamhussain2]

Please go back to rye prison and see if the g4s have learnt anything. They were so angry and arrogant

[@Loftikaz]

Excellent idea

[@thelankie9019]

what are the do's and dont's when taking photography in public and your rights kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJK7aoWoZ56CaMU

[@SirGeneralRandom]

Leave my prison alone bro

[@tylerspencer9606]

The walk of shame 😂 love these videos big up ab

[@mohammedmusa7148]

The walk of shame 😂😂

[@AuditingBritain]

Part 2 didn’t go the way I expected it section 43 of the terrorism act was used unlawfully to search me kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqrVpnyDm72Ba5I

[@stevethomas6399]

When u uploading part 2

[@weaversarms]

@@stevethomas6399 I'm just going to keep refreshing the page

[@AuditingBritain]

Nothing , just filming

[@ukfreedomaudits4948]

Post pt2 my friend

[@aroundthecoast3334]

So by that account everyone who walks past and looks at the building should be searched under section 43, shows the stupidity of some people’s thinking.

[@PoliceAbusingPowers]

Congrats on the 10k subs AB that's awesome

[@shanesmalle8898]

AB, You are very calm with your audits. Keep up the good work.

[@kamranraja5281]

Hahaha second security guy what a legend 😂

[@gyford7620]

Perfect you said the right words to bring it to light to the training centres well done !

[@keithsmith8525]

Private security at a police site! Is it just me or his that a bit weird?!

[@FancyMcDancy]

Cheaper.

[@keithsmith8525]

@@FancyMcDancy you get what you pay for!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Which police constable wants to do the boring job of opening and closing a gate and noting cars entering and leaving when they can do the exciting stuff such as beating kids on the head.

[@300wanker]

Any dumbly can watch a gate.... why waste that duty on police officers

[@bobmirdiff2043]

Private Security guarding a Private Facility! - The College of Policing Limited (E&W 08235199)

[@kwaynelapham]

I loved the guard showing him that, in fact, he had a badge, but wouldn't let him read it, and thinking that that validated him as an official security person!! How hard is it to get hold of a badge?

[@manavestnation]

Looking forward to part 2. Do we find out what the broom guy was doing? If this was a film, that would be a plot twist right there.

[@projectedthoughts6046]

“The people who work here and the people that come here, you can’t use your phone at all” 10 seconds later: “We just got a phone call from one of the main trainer” 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@uncle_rizzo1017]

11:01 "what the hell is he doing??" TROLOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keithwhittygmail]

"I don't know you from Adams" Lool top notch security, protecting the "baby cops" before they grow up into real cops.

[@robh7872]

AB why do you seem to always attract all the numpties who know sod all about the law but your videos always make me laugh so keep doing what you do it's brilliant 😂😂😂.

[@shahidkadri468]

Your videos are so good when especially you be giving them facts. And they don’t have an answer. Excellent videos Keep it up my g

[@benjammin316]

Spot on mate, you kept nice and calm and it got him angrier and angrier! Love it

[@AshiqNazir]

"Your trying to teach me the law" - Insteresting coming from someone who doesn't understand the law.

[@papabear5080]

AB we think you're a kind and generous man. We wish you well. Stay safe.

[@GiggleChasers]

the guy sweeping the giant river like puddle.............................lol great video content AB, found you recently and have literally been watching all you videos, they are all great.

[@mitchsmith71]

oh, another classic from AB..... loving it :-D ......And he has the cheek to ask how long you been in the country, what a numpty!!

[@kevingeorge4573]

Walks out hands in pockets, was he trained that way.. He needs to be thankful AB wished him well..

[@stevecosy]

I was chuckling through most of that, you have some great replies 🙂🙂

[@billybobster540]

Amazing vids your a legend!!! Very educational!! Keep it up buddy

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you

[@jamesstewart7736]

The guy with the broom 🧹 cleaning the puddle looked like Tom Baker “Auditing Little Britain” 😂🤣😂

[@djmkultra7023]

Keep up the excellent work bro ✌ i appreciate your service to the people who have no voice 👍 well done my man 👌

[@AuditingBritain]

Thanks bro , stay tuned

[@djmkultra7023]

@@AuditingBritain im always tuned in to these videos i just wish everybody done the same ✌

[@Felderman]

How did the foul mouthed "security" guard have the sense to board a lorry at Calais? "You're trying to tell me the law, C'mon Mate?" he said, while being completely ignorant of the law! I loved the "How long have you been in the country Mate" quip too, well the auditor has obviously spent his time in the country actually reading up on the law, unlike the buffoon in the ubiquitous yellow vest and lanyard!

[@saracenuk.]

Racist comment made by Hodges

[@richardchadwick2352]

The guy with the broom stole the show. I can just see the gaffer briefing him for the task...." Right then, you know that big puddle by the gate " ..Sweeper " yer..by the gate yer " ....gaffer " Well I want you to get the number 3 left handed broom and sweep the water up hill...ok ?"....sweeper " yer...number free..left handed..sweep water uphill..yer "....gaffer " great...of you go.." .....sweeper.." yer...of I go..up hill...number free..yer ".. Great vid AB. Once again showing why your the best. Yer..the best..yer..

[@JustTis]

Quality spot! Great vid so far

[@ivancarter7564]

.."....And there you go thats the college of policing standards ..." .

[@k1ortia]

i can only imagine the level,s of stupidity being thought in this collage, to these psychopathic narcissist,s

[@tjtyrie256]

Liked before I even watched it because I know it’s going to be another great video. Keep up the good work 👍🏻

[@AuditingBritain]

Thanks

[@goldmak1]

Trash video

[@RhubarbRehab]

reky no, you are

[@Stevengavin10]

He’s Gona end up as a pc so 😂 😂 you’re a legend keep them coming

[@Will-x1]

That was obviously a covert sweep of the puddle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

good call..hidden camera in the broom

[@carlwilliams897]

Was like a bad detective movie 🤣

[@TheMrAverageGaming]

Brilliant mate your the only guy in Britain doing decent audits!

[@HardcoreBrendan]

Throughthewiree check out ‘Focus Pocus’, brilliant channel.

[@TheMrAverageGaming]

Brendan McQuillan true hes good aswell

[@AuditingBritain]

Throughthewiree I will check him out

[@enigma.records6783]

@@AuditingBritain tag team 💪🏻😎

[@sanchezgotsumkids]

I couldn't stop laughing watching that guy with the broom.....what was he trying to achieve?

[@MarekzAnglii]

Security guards in this country are becoming increasingly rude and dumb with every passing day. And using language like his with a member of the public, not to mention completely bullshitting about laws, should be grounds for immediate dismissal.

[@deandavies9576]

If the queen cant stop me do you think you can? that cracked me up right there lol 😂😂

[@apk74]

“You can’t take photos as it’s all covered up”....did he really just say that? 🤣

[@zincalloy11]

" I don't know you from Adams" lol

[@temparalflux914]

whooo congrats on hitting 10 000 subs mate :)

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you 🙏

[@_Why_123]

Nuremberg Déjà vu! - "Just obeying orders!" ... no brain required in MY job! 😵‍💫

[@mixedmitchell9178]

Having watched this again, the second security guard is actually okay until he swore at least anyway. Severely under trained though!!

[@ttvsuddenwizard7618]

Congrats 🥳 for 10k

[@russellbaker100]

Love your videos. Best on KZbin at the moment

[@AuditingBritain]

Aww thanks

[@Sn00zeDog]

He also said "no one is allowed to use their phone on site"... BUT, he then said that he received a PHONE call of a covert from inside the college 😂😂

[@Leppify]

I’m starting to understand that cops around the world are all ignorant, ego tripping fools. It’s almost like the worst people want these petty positions of power. 🤔 Good people do not become “law enforcement”

[@NOT_SURE..]

you are right , decent balanced adults have no real desire to have power over others , the ones who want power over others are the ones who had difficult childhoods

[@adamlee581]

Pretty much yeah mate

[@chemskiesuklookup9138]

The police seem to be employing their favoured officer type these days NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS

[@ddhh5]

They don't want you videoing criminal behaviour on the site.

[@Ma1efcent]

So many people say that! "It's the law!" - "...which law?" - "I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT!!!".

[@ashley26daley]

You are too funny but i like it keep getting at them am learning alot but i love it mate

[@danormal1707]

I been watching this stuff all day man 😂😂 this audit guy is special

[@AuditingBritain]

Thanks 😊

[@Sunburst75]

Your videos are frequently hilarious, the way all these goons go into meltdown at the sight of a camera.

[@danielkarlsson258]

10:46 That lady/man could be a hero in disguise. It looked like it took minutes and the person made little effort. He/she still managed to get a well clear with a couple of strokes at 10:55. Genius!

[@PoliceAbusingPowers]

I hope the TNT delivery driver turned his dashcam off before facing his truck towards the Hone office site

[@NBMedia8928]

I was gonna say that

[@chemskiesuklookup9138]

Police Abusing Powers bet they didn't even check for dynamite lol

[@thelankie9019]

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[@shropshirelado1849]

What a load of absolute bullocks ! Oh my god What have these two 'security' guards been told! You will be arrested ! Lol.

[@ysgol3]

Mr Sweary is nuts! 🤣 He misses every single point you make AB.

[@Ezz4672]

Keep up the good work Love the vids

[@ukfreedomaudits4948]

Fantastic job AB, keep it up friend.....

[@markjohnston3790]

A Security Officer's S. I. A Licence Card, should always be on Display in Eye's View at all Times and In Date!

[@kaza4196]

💯💯

[@warwick418]

Good audit, ridiculous behaviour from the guards. Looking forward to pt 2

[@ryderm3907]

That guy with the brush was how you say.. pissing in the wind 😂😂

[@ContagiousRepublic]

Get a court warrant to stop them from doing that.

[@MalcolmTann0]

Yes Ab keep doing what you’re doing

[@patrickdaly2121]

Security guard was very polite for a guard. Hope he’s got a good position in the company! Liked his attitude.

[@pt4387]

Haha I've now watched alot of your videos and now understand what you are doing haha.

[@chrisklitou7573]

Amir Khan has let himself go

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

a bit like Prince Naseem Hamed.

[@carlwilliams897]

🤣🤣

[@enigma.records6783]

😅

[@thebengaltiger77]

😂😂

[@darrenpaul54]

Another clown in costume 😂

[@sundaywalker2698]

This channel is better then whole Netflix

[@AuditingBritain]

Ha ha , thanks 🤭

[@remix_station2765]

Great video! Liked and subscribed

[@travellingtom6091]

Guy with the broom! What am I doing with my life?!

[@MrSimonw58]

I'm so inspired to become a lawyer ... so inspired

[@newsnownorfolkuk5156]

I hardly had any education, but just learn the law yourself like I did, especially your civil rights you will be shocked with the wrongdoings, I have now been educating myself in law, my civil rights and the history of the UK constitution for nearly 5 years, and it's been an amazing journey, not only is it interesting but its well worth doing and it not to hard to learn, people need to start to understand not only do they need to learn their civil rights but also politics along with learning the history of the constitution then you will start to realise how powerful the public can be especially in politics. WHEN PEOPLE FEAR THE GOVERMENT WE HAVE TYRANNY, BUT WHEN THE GOVERMENT FEAR THE PEOPLE WE HAVE FREEDOM. That my friend I believe is absolutely true.

[@ryanwindle2697]

Watched this video loads and it makes me laugh so much

[@neilgrover3585]

Looking forward to Pt 2

[@PoliceAbusingPowers]

Of course he doesnt want to 'get into it' the dummy doesn't know what he's talking about.

[@carlwilliams897]

Exactly!

[@enigma.records6783]

When do they?

[@cypeman8037]

And that's the perfect time to tell him NO......YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW, ON YOUR BIKE..... I will rely on Section 3 of the Criminal Law Act of 1967 to defend myself against an assault.

[@david1731048]

**starts conversation** **doesn't want to get into it**

[@danielonline489]

Excellent content, keep it up !

[@bowmanarcher1667]

I can't hear " that's called the walk of shame " enough lol

[@paddy1382]

AB you never fail to give us good entertainment 🎉, thanks for uploading videos

[@mohammadaliwi5853]

I mis the times when people could just talk to you without being paranoid, wearing a mask and a mile away🥲

[@billybunter55]

The chief superintendent sweeping the water at the end was absolutely hilarious, you should have given him a lollipop. Can't wait for part 2. Should have asked the fat security guard how long he'd been in the country! Cheeky mess!

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

he sounded Brummie (Birmingham, UK).

[@billybunter55]

@@harvinderrishiraj5901 I was being sarcastic because he asked AB how long he'd been in the country and the security guard was obviously of Asian decent!!

[@harvinderrishiraj5901]

@@billybunter55 ok.. got it. lol

[@carlwilliams897]

I'd report him just for that comment alone! What a cheeky uneducated guy shocking behaviour.

[@badlarry172]

yes he was under cover, showing the youngsters how to police properly, "no one noticed me out there, did you see how i used the brush to make me look just like a janitor, you need to be clever when gathering evidence . Remember this lesson when you are out on the mean streets students"

[@DBTF1116]

AB you should arrange a meet up outside a police station and everyone turn up with cameras 😂😂😂

[@akrulla]

Love your style man.

[@AuditingBritain]

Thanks