Inspector Pinocchio

[@chriscurtain1816]

The inspector's opening remarks, and his recollection of his opening remarks, diverged greatly in a few short minutes. How many times have police officers made similar mistakes, then written up notes after an incident, and later read them out in court under oath? This shows why every interaction with the police should be recorded and our right to film them should never be taken away.

[@sandwichman100]

this is why every copper must be wearing a recording device thats switched on the moment hes on duty to the time hes off duty. with no mute buttons or on/off buttons and that recording becomes first evidence then his written record of what happened

[@steve10]

They are corrupt full stop, as you say , he couldn't remember or he lied his way through the conversation because he knew he was wrong , so how does he write it up, it will be all about how he found a potential terrorist hiding and crouching , and if it wasn't for cameras that's how it would be seen, utter corruption from the top to the bottom

[@memezilla4370]

It's because they are androids, programmed to use their copspeak to describe the unlawful actions of everybody. They cannot remember what they said, but will all agree on how a conversation went when making their statements

[@stormbringerseven8288]

They are all liars.

[@stormbringerseven8288]

@@steve10 Yep, all corrupt, liars.

[@alexhuxley4399]

Having a discussion with a cop is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and then strut around like they’ve won.

[@sg-hd9fz]

best ever!!

[@julianrencock]

😂👌🏻

[@paigeleigh2554]

So funny!

[@bleedingfly]

Awesome! lol

[@blurtam188]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@mickyarams]

I'm so addicted to this channel my wife is wondering what I'm watching on my phone in the middle of the night chuckling 😆

[@AuditingBritain]

She wll find out .Trust me 😜

[@HartleyHallResidence]

I have the same problem. Addicted to watch every record. AB is a man.

[@philodowd8080]

My husband is wondering the same lol

[@Conflictofinterest902]

Mate, I’m so glad you wrote that. I started watching 3 days ago and I’ve watched about 120 videos. (Currently 4am)

[@riddimkiller]

This happened to me last night! My wife asked me why I was watching at 11pm!!

[@maxpaws3977]

He started off a little aggressive and told blatant lies, but he very quickly became Mr nice after realising the cameraman wasn't an easy target and knew his rights.

[@shaunbat5097]

Totally correct...

[@anoldgeezer1]

Exactly

[@micjubba709]

Like 99 % of them then

[@micjubba709]

Typical power pusher trying to escalate the situation straight away trying impose terrorism act probs

[@marton349]

Oh they quickly change.

[@whatwouldyoudo7183]

"I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there" Inspectors first words. I had to go back and check.. 😂

[@jamesfield1674]

same here such a liar

[@marinheiromc]

Followed by "hiding" and "crouching"

[@EveryUserName]

I had to rewind and check when he said he was 100% certain he'd said "hello there sir ..." 🤣 Impossible to resist

[@joannemarrett7186]

Same here.... and he's adamant he said it

[@thanksaanderton]

'sort of gate'

[@TheDrummist88]

calling his wordplay on loitering, crouching, hiding etc at the beginning was briliant. Well done AB.

[@Wesp31]

They seem to be trained to suggest some sort of suspicious behaviour to you to try make you feel like you're doing something wrong. The majority of people who don't know any better will fall right into this trap

[@TheAnuhart]

This cop just shot his reliability as a witness in a court of law. He stated he is 100% certain, he was 100% mistaken.

[@fintonmainz7845]

Anyone in the past or future convicted on evidence given by this man has clear grounds for appeal.

[@ukguy]

@@fintonmainz7845 there is no law against the police lying...

[@markblackburn3693]

No but this could be used by defense in court to suggest this inspector isn't a credible witness.

[@nathanmoore7120]

I am adamant that AB silenced the bit where the officer did say “hello sir” I am sure I see his mouth move at 1:16 in the video. If you listen closely, you can even hear him say sir! Come on AB, I do find your videos entertaining but you should have manned up on being wrong!

[@TheAnuhart]

@@nathanmoore7120 Filtered out those words and left all the other sound in? Come on, man. Also his mouth doesn't move.

[@davedogge2280]

Loitering is standing around without any purpose but in this case the purpose is to demonstrate the authorities' hostility towards public freedoms.

[@CloudSeedz]

Public accountability = Sufficient Reason

[@marklatimer7333]

It's actually defined as "standing around without an apparent purpose" which of course is subjective for the observer.

[@FarangKyAy]

And filming is an activity, hence you can't be loitering while filming

[@davedogge2280]

@@marklatimer7333 when asked if you are loitering you could reply that 'your purpose is to have a prosperous and fulfilled life devoid of harassment."

[@Watfordwales]

Even filming alone would be a purpose.

[@JoseFernandez-zp2zs]

That's a dangerous inspector, if he starts by accusing someone or suggest that you are a suspicious person and then lie about what he initially said, I would be very careful with an individual like him. Good job mate as usual

[@chrisbevis7725]

God bless the camera and of course the auditor!

[@outtour7518]

“I saw you hiding, I saw you crouching, I saw you stood” all we need to know.

[@shellsbignumber2]

He never introduced himself with hello sir. He introduced himself by telling you that you were loitering and hiding. Good job you got him on film.

[@djx2854]

the helicopters 🚁 was making noise maybe he said as the helicopter was flying by I mean who knows From the video I agree with u I didn’t hear him say it either

[@BoyzInTheHoo]

PC: "...loitering around our gate.." AB: "Loitering?" PC: "...hiding behind the post there..." AB: "Hiding?" PC: "...crouching behind this sign?.." AB: "Crouching?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@isaachussain5343]

He was so brainwashed that he was 100 percent confident that he started the convo with those lines lol

[@wulf67]

Not brainwashed, just used to making up his own version of events to fit his intended narrative. He probably does this every time he writes up a report.

[@liamocarroll371]

He actually instantaneously believed his own lies. Insane. Any one he's testified against in court should appeal.

[@stormbringerseven8288]

Yep, he's a liar.

[@seaspray15]

@Irish Sinner give em enough rope is always the best move

[@noneofyourbusiness9369]

This ASSHAT TYRANT is a BUFFOON...

[@SirGeneralRandom]

That's how he got to the position he is in probably.

[@kenlawrence3841]

The problem i the police are allowed to lie , to get information . But they cannot lie under oath .

[@tdiddy808dunn3]

I love reading the comments on AB content... love the way the British people talk . So awesome.. !! Ty from Connecticut USA 🇺🇸... love this channel.. love UK 🇬🇧... ty AB YO !!!!!

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@monkeysaur4305]

The problem, Inspector, was that you were clearly using words like "hiding" and "crouching" to build grounds, and you were trying to build those grounds with things which didn't happen. You treated him like a suspect without reasonable suspicion. If you want productive voluntary contact with a member of the public who is not committing any offenses, be mindful of the fact that they are likely to be more forthcoming if you don't treat them like a criminal and worse, mischaracterise their actions.

[@hoss7939]

Could not have put it better myself , kudos

[@dericksmith2137]

Most cops were criminalize the most honourable action or words. We decline - we are refusing Not cooperating with a request that is not mandatory- is obstructing/impeding/interfering Trying to block a cops punches - is resisting Get beat by a cop - we are fighting (without throwing a single punch or kick)

[@SHERMA.]

worded it brilliantly

[@shookoneldn300]

@@dericksmith2137 You forgot to mention.. they injure themselves beating you.. then charge you for assaulting them…🤦‍♂️ Happened to a friend of mine.. but he won in court..

[@shaunhawdon6180]

Well put 👍

[@tuftistump]

Proof right there that they will lie through their teeth, at no point did he say "alright sir"

[@DaveThompsonfairlife4all]

Scary isn't it. The police used to be people one could trust, but in reality, they are the last ones to trust.

[@jaymonkey699]

The big boy swagger tells you everything you need to know about this lad! 😂

[@grimprawn902]

Absolute fact; the Inspector was asleep during the LINES OF COMMUNICATION training.

[@sunnyinsanya2]

This is a perfect example of why police statements are unreliable evidence, and why video evidence is essential. This inspector had an image in his mind that was totally different to his actions. He didn't open a friendly line of communication, he was aggressive and attempted to incriminate ABs actions. He stated he was 'very confident' in what he said, but he was 100% wrong. The police should use this video in their training as an example of how not to approach the public.

[@tonimella301]

Absolutely

[@wingcommanderdaltonwalton67]

He tried to escalate a situation whilst leading with his inspector markings on his sleeve , he quickly pulled his neck back in as soon as he realised he couldn’t bully AB. Is that the fast track to promotion being a bullshitter?? He lied and changed the situation to fit his own actions twice within 5 minutes!

[@sunnyinsanya2]

@@wingcommanderdaltonwalton67 yeah, he got a lesson from himself.

[@lauzthorbzarella4655]

Yep.. absolutely!

[@barrymccoll9822]

His attitude changed when you basically walked away from him to look at the electric car, he then realised you weren’t going to be intimidated by him and stand around to listen to his questioning, having to walk back to you after you’d basically dismissed him must have been painful for him with a regular PC present.

[@JK.47]

Literally changing his story as he goes what a numpty , lurking loitering crouching ?

[@jaylamb477]

He’s smarmy as f@ck, he talked his way up the promotion ladder, a real box ticker.

[@fintonmainz7845]

Hiding behind a pole which doesn't exist.

[@marklatimer7333]

I would suggest all these words are prerogative in a criminal sense. Hiding behind the wall is rather subjective, I could see him.

[@game4alaughman]

I’ve not finished watching the whole video yet… but this is a prime example of a training video for the police.

[@chonts5882]

Agreed - handle the encounter without a ego

[@ninianmacmillan-keith7435]

Thank all of you for doing these audits. Let’s hope the police watch them snd stop being so petty. They just make the public think they are clowns

[@gingw7333]

Malicious clowns.

[@anoldgeezer1]

suprise suprise a police officer who lies, imagine how many times he's written a dodgy statement

[@edenlondon2992]

All U.K. police swear an Oath as a Constable Not an officer.

[@wavell14]

@@edenlondon2992 stop being facetious

[@edenlondon2992]

Being Factual. 🤦‍♂️

[@anoldgeezer1]

@@edenlondon2992 what!

[@MrJimtimslim]

Ha...he's 100% sure, I watched it back....he never said 'are you alright sir' he went immediately on the offensive.

[@sollawrence]

First words out of the LEO's mouth were lies, and he expects the public to have a consensual conversation 😁🤣😂🤣 I appreciate your work and mostly your demeanor. Keep up the good work

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@larryforeman7157]

Wouldn't it be nice if every officer approaching a member of the public would start with, "Good afternoon, sir/ma'am/miss. I'm PC Robertson with the Cheltenham Station. We noticed you taking photographs outside our police parking area. May I ask why ..." In short: salutation/ identification including name, rank, and station/why you're making contact or inquiry. This would reduce citizen fear and/or antagonism and more likely lead to a non-confrontational conversation. This officer did not do any of this, and very few do.

[@TheTuv1]

That would mean following there code of ethics they don't want to start that or we the public might start respecting them again

[@adrianb9999]

Bingo

[@princesspiplaysbass]

And when told why to say, "Thank you and have a wonderful day.

[@commonsense953]

It would be even better if they bent at the knees in a downward motion, hands behind back sayin “evenin all” wot hav we got ere then” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wyevalet9781]

@@commonsense953 i think that's also the punchline to the joke "how does a police woman part her hair?" lol

[@helicoptersrkool]

I always say this, liars need perfect memories. This cop is an example of why you need to record EVERY interaction with them to avoid your word against theirs scenarios. He was making up imaginaray stories as he went along and getting caught out and corrected every time. The camera doesn't lie.

[@whoshatwat]

Neither does AB.

[@stu4428]

His first words were “ I couldn’t help notice you loitering around our sort of gate there” another lying cop. He reckons he said “Are you right sir” - such a liar. He says he’s a 100% confident he said that - what a worry - inspector Liar.

[@Cybertruck1000]

He was intent initially on showing the PC what a Billy big balls he was. Ab soon brought him down to earth.

[@borcsa973]

What a JOKER !! He changed the second he realized that you know more than him. He would have discriminated you as much as he could otherwise. You can clearly see on his face how much he enjoys the power he gets form the uniform and cant wait to use it..

[@raymondrichings7688]

I love your videos thank you so much for what you do some one needs to hold them to account for there behaviour you do it so so well & thank you again.

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank You🤛

[@djn1856]

I love how AB controls the conversation with the awkward pauses and delaying tactics

[@game4alaughman]

Great control, of how to deal when approached by the police

[@davidbillyard6629]

He also has the tendency to talk over whoever he’s talking to.

[@lightningstrikes7314]

@@davidbillyard6629 Always a good tactic when the doughnut operatives are puking up their disingenuous spiel.

[@firstupbestdressed3733]

Verbal Judo. At its absolute best.

[@davidbillyard6629]

@@lightningstrikes7314 Absolutely

[@GrimeReaperMan]

This guy REALLY insists that he said "You alright sir" 😂 The only reason he's insisting is because he KNEW he should have to begin with and he fucked up!

[@emzzyjane25]

Haha I love your videos. Cracks me up. I love your interactions with them 🤣

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@Badger69-96]

YO AB, you're absolutely right the cop was making it up as he went along, he didn't say are you alright, he didn't say sir to start with, I checked back as soon as he mentioned it. Id be concerned about a cop lying and twisting things just so he can slap a charge on you, and the said post was about 4ft tall and 4" wide so what's that going to hide? 😁 🤭 100% and he's very confident that he's telling the truth?? I like the way you made him change his deminer and it was all good in the end. Much respect to the Auditing Britain Organisation 🤭 keep up the good work bro!! P. S. He don't like cameras yet he's wearing one and surrounded by many everywhere he goes...

[@larryforeman7157]

He may just have a very poor short-term memory. I know I do. But then, I'm 77 years old, so I suppose I have an excuse. I think his excuse is merely to deny poor behavior.

[@MikeSmith-rd9fi]

he says he was 100% sure. what an utter dickhead.

[@Badger69-96]

@@MikeSmith-rd9fi absolutely, imagine how he is when he nicks people he doesn't know his arse from his elbow but yet will testify in court!!

[@MrTomtom3d]

lol

[@Ohm_mega]

Although I have never seen AB in the flesh I am beginning to build up a profile of what sort of person can scare the police shitless. Apparently he is below four feet tall and narrower than four inches, being able to hide behind a short fencepost.

[@Malcolm_99]

You should have named the film "Crouching loiterer hidden camera"

[@hugehammer8184]

Or "Badly edited fake audit video" - that would be more accurate. Check out the comments about the audio glitch.

[@ardaz1987]

Brilliant😂

[@vaiman7777]

@@hugehammer8184 Fake? You taken too many drugs?

[@bndwh3lp]

@@hugehammer8184 You're a very special person

[@drips1030]

😂👊

[@sod4769]

He was so confident in something that was 100% not true incredible

[@rickrick2158]

another pompus self important inspector talking like a robot and realizes he's done wrong .... thankfully you were recording !

[@glawfpv9112]

If that geezer can't even get his own story straight, that doesn't exactly bode well for the public. Pretty scary imo..

[@shookoneldn300]

You ain’t seen nothing yet.. you should read their police report.. It’s like watching the same movie by a different director.. it’s pure fantasy devoid of reality good enough to win an Oscar for best script. That’s just half of the story.. wait until these lying bastards get on the stand in court.. that’s when their BWV goes missing, corrupt, they lost the audio etc.🙄 That’s why they hate cameras they don’t control so much.. they can’t lie in court or on their police report.

[@ROGERS199]

Love these videos keep it up come to South Wales Newport or Cwmbran please keep it up u legend

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@monkeyfunk8371]

Loitering, Hiding, Crouching are suggestions toward nefarious activity. He had painted a picture in his mind before he even uttered a word, no need for facts or information before making a conclusion. and thats why he is Inspector

[@gregorysakata]

Morning AB from Canada . Funny how you got the Inspector to change his demeanor into a cordial conversation and letting him know where he goes wrong .

[@dynamite_power]

Extremely concerning that an inspector can come up with so many blatant lies, then wonders why his officers follow suit

[@hepzibahpink]

His 'peacock' display is nothing short of hilarious! Pushing those muscles out! Hahahaha!

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

Which video was that in? I've not seen it. Was it before, or after this one was filmed? I can't picture this guy with "muscles"

[@noneofyourbusiness9369]

@@WhiteUnicorn82 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottandrewhorne4655]

II SAID EXACTLY THE SAME TO MYSELF LOL X

[@cclow9494]

The inspector was allowing his imagination run wild. His mind of thoughts were loitering, crouching and hiding behind the sight of his eyes! Nice one AB.

[@leskerr9446]

Trying to twist the narrative!

[@thestrengthwithin4249]

I haven’t even watched this yet, and I am in bits just by the title inspector, Pinocchio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌AB you do make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

[@paulg3012]

First words: "I couldn't help noticing you loitering around our, sort of, gate taking pictures of things...". No greeting at all.

[@stonefly69]

"I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there and taking pictures and things." Constable is a first class liar. Great vid, AB!!!

[@freqeist]

and 1st grammar

[@WhiteUnicorn82]

@@freqeist What does that mean, sir? I appreciate the fact that English is not your native language and not meaning to come across as antagonistic, but I'm curious as to what you want to say.

[@andy4ward.slavaukraini.364]

Great vid, his first words to you were to accuse you of ‘loitering, Hiding and crouching’, whilst legally taking pictures. His attitude only changed when he realised his intimidatory tactics were obviously failing.

[@Mr_.G]

It's Amazing just how these "people" are utterly convinced of their own damn LIES.

[@kingfishercobra5497]

Why do you think they hate the camera pointed at them you would swear it's a magnum

[@donerkebab778]

Officer: "What I said was, 'Are you alright there, sir?' " Reality: "I couldn't help notice you loitering around our gate there taking pictures of things..."

[@200half]

It's faint but If you listen carefully you can hear the officer say "there, sir." But the sound of the helicopter has drowned it out. He also moves his mouth and gives a slight nod suggesting he's talking. Perception is not reality.

[@shinobi7en]

@@200half Are you alright?

[@interestedparty00]

There is a strange “that was quick” sound dubbed in. I’m wondering if it was dubbed over the copper’s first statement. If AB doctored this video, then it’s pathetic.

[@shinobi7en]

@@interestedparty00 you are strange

[@interestedparty00]

@@shinobi7en, did you hear the "that was quick" phrase that seems to have been audio dubbed into the video?

[@stephenbrown5844]

I felt that this conversation AB, was a very good interaction with this inspector. 😁👍❤️🇬🇧Stay safe bud💚💚✌️🇬🇧

[@Liam-yr4uf]

Came out a bit rash, then got knocked down a peg. To his credit, his ego let him step down and he seemed fairly articulate and polite after acknowledging your feedback.

[@BR-vd2ux]

Agreed.

[@irrelevant6904]

AB doesn't care about how nice they can be. He just cares about likes ok youtube😉

[@artlover282]

@@irrelevant6904 He didn't smile once. He was just changing tactics when bullying didn't work. It's all just strategy for inspector pinocchio.

[@SirGeneralRandom]

If A.B had been ignorant of the law I'm sure the outcome would be very different.

[@SirGeneralRandom]

@@irrelevant6904 irellavent

[@alanmayes851]

The inspector was quick to realise his initial intimidatory approach was not the correct way to deal with you. However, I am sure he was aware of his opening gambit and the words he used before his back peddling commenced. Well done AB.

[@moe381]

He deffo said something what you could not hear before his voice got picked up

[@TheSadButMadLad]

He did calm down and relax and become more human as the conversation went on.

[@AndrewKeyz]

The interaction with the officers in the electric car! I couldn’t breathe for minutes. So funny! 😂😂😂

[@robertcaffrey6097]

Same here, the size of the Michelin man guy in the front seat driving, he needs a big van just for himself.

[@marklatimer7333]

When he came out he was in "Here we go again another F--ing stupid Loony" mode, it's the default setting for all Police.

[@SkyLarkin]

Not all! Most not all

[@alext2933]

I CANNOT WAIT for the "Inspector" to see his approach. Just what AB told him, there was no Sir initially. Straight into you are loitering, etc, etc..... Nothing close to his recollection. What a great demonstration of why AB is out there educating "Inspectors" and others in the law. Shame it is required but just about all of AB's videos show that it is. Much love AB.

[@thomasjones8588]

I'm very surprised that he has achieved the rank of Inspector; he appears beyond his capabilities.

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

. . . . Officer material. . . he'd do well in the Royal Cavalry . . . a fuckwit 😮

[@dazzyd1964]

"I couldn't help but notice you loitering around our sort of gate there and taking pictures of things..." Inspector Pinocchio has stitched himself up ROYALLY! - none of the BS he "claims" to have said did he actually say - I guess they get so used to lying that they just can't help themselves... Well done AB for standing your ground - maybe running a chest-mounted GoPro would allow you to review footage on the spot whilst maintaing full recording capacity, and make them look even more stupid than they are!

[@RUDEBOYY2K80]

I’ve thought that too. Also it will stay recording if they snatch your camera phone from you, like I have seen being done before. 🇬🇧

[@hoppinonabronzeleg9477]

That's a really good idea!

[@excyt8760]

Great idea AB should definitely implement this 💯

[@ukqwerty999]

i think they would argue the replay and say something like, "they said it before you could hear then"

[@gregkasza1925]

Normally, we just smile and say “ Yes Officer “. That’s why they think they are right. Today, we have personal security cameras in our hands.

[@timagovani8507]

Yes!! I agree with u Ab!!! He thought he was above you, and you made him change his Tone!!! I love your video😍

[@ЕвгенийБойко-э9ь]

For me it's a real pleasure to listen 🎶 😊 to this conversation

[@goonercamerawiper8662]

When you lie so frequently you forget the Truth.

[@thehouseholder5468]

Interesting how he became more and more respectful as you became firmer with your response, wonder how it would have been without a camera 🤔

[@_festival]

That officer was full of lies. Realistically this situation could have gone left and very quickly, but you expertly stood your ground. Had his attitude do a complete 180 👍😂

[@daleheat8455]

Yo Ab the man, the myth, the legend 😁😁😁 big up again buddy for giving all that compo out to the public already got me in the Christmas spirit 😂

[@tazp123]

What they said: immediately accused someone of a crime. What they think they said: "Hello good sir, I hope all is well with you today, can I help you in any way at all?" Would be funny if it weren't so sad.

[@stevehendon4076]

Or just stayed inside and got on with some work. Or just said 'oh look, it's AB again'. With the number of videos of this type on KZbin don't they ever learn 🤣🤣🤣

[@JeepTeriyaki]

I absolutely love it! I'm from Maine in the United States and you sir are my favorite auditor. Check out Bay Area Transparency Think you would enjoy his audits as well! Keep doing what you do it helps educate the tyrants.

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@DodgeCity111]

If he lies about such small details imagine the litany of other lies he's told over his career.

[@Fishicecrea]

For real, he’s probably cheating on his boyfriend

[@yeahtube69]

I am not sure he actually meant to lie ... I agree he most certainly did lie but I think his adrenaline was probably flowing a bit and when AB pointed out that the words he was choosing to use to describe what he was doing ie: Loitering .. Hiding ...Crouching ... instead of the use of the word ' Standing ' and he clearly did not ask him why in the initial contact but I think it was because AB was so articulate in his word-smithing getting the officer to second guess what he said when he approached that the officer simply did not know what TO say or what HE did say.. but I don't think he intentionally fell over his words although he did for sure. All I am saying is I don't think the officer was really trying to HEM up our AB on some trumped up 'charges' by lying about AB's standing taking pictures instead of Loitering Hiding or Crouching. Not a boot licker .. it just seemed like he honestly did not know how to properly converse with AB initially.

[@KieranDevvs]

Objection! *Speculation* your honour.

[@janispetke9519]

If just ONE of those stormtroopers ever said "hello Sir, are you looking for the entrance, it's that way, have a nice day." But nooooo, it's always the Gestapo routine.

[@maxvonessen6543]

My wife and I were appalled at this bullying appalling behaviour..now we know how are taxes are spent!

[@Paul-nr6ws]

"I can't help noticing you loitering". "I said hello sir". Then doubled, tripled down on the lie. Why can a copper never admit wrong doing?

[@trevor5485]

Some can m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5-UeZiwrcufa5I skip to 2:20

[@wokeupandsmellthecoffee214]

The first words I heard him say were “I couldn’t help noticing you loitering around the gate” so yes he’s a Pinocchio 👃

[@peterc4955]

An inspector so used to badgering the public he got a shock when he came up against a professional. It took a while for it to sink in, but when it did he tried pretty well to recover. Telling him that you had experienced Terrorism Section 23; and won, was a very sobering moment for him. Now is the time become professional he thinks, but way too late you numpty. Great work AB. Mind you some credit to him to be running a station where not one officer was wearing the thin blue line shows he is trying... a bit anyway. Great work mate (AB).

[@Lisa007_01]

2 minutes in and already laughing out loud and choking on my hot chocolate 😂😂😂 Hiding... Crouching 😂😂😂😂😂 I love you AB 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@alid8646]

"we work with individuals that aren't very nice" And that's just his colleagues...🤪

[@whoshatwat]

Try working in a pub, train station, chip shop, taxi or delivering pizza’s! All more dangerous jobs than theirs, like most. They’re all shit scared of everything with absolutely zero social skills which is why they were attracted to the job in the first place.

[@makingyouilllegally4826]

We work with sick people... Yes, you are a nurse

[@yogiguitar1]

ha ha! good one !

[@SirGeneralRandom]

Haha good one

[@SirGeneralRandom]

@@AB-cs7vm Fake AB trolling comments,what's up Officer?

[@robertcaffrey6097]

I get the impression from his turn about face that he suddenly realised he was been audited. BTW that was such a liberated move walking away to have a look at the electric car. I would have loved to see the reaction on the inspectors face at that point. Well done AB.

[@Parawingdelta2]

It's beyond belief that this guy is an inspector. It was like watching a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

[@eileendebling4643]

Well said

[@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_]

That was Rupert, who served with the 'Guards' . . . real plummy officer material

[@bangbabalas5857]

And that ladies and gentlemen is why you should always video any interactions with these narcissists. Good work AB

[@mr.spinoza]

Nice profile pic

[@rees1411]

That inspector would make a good door to door salesman he could talk his way into selling you any rubbish

[@djn1856]

How these guys dont know its AB at this point is beyond me lol

[@them4477]

Because weirdly the Police forces don't communicate with each other. That's how criminals get away with things. 'Police intelligence' is a complete oxymoron.

[@Yeknodathon]

So many lines of communication being opened up! A pleasant, welcoming "Hello Sir, just asking if you need help with anything?", would have been a good start.

[@modi4473]

Ahh the beauty of a recording inspector . We all went back to the beginning as you suggested ,I’m not a bit suppressed of course . 😞

[@nainoswad2725]

"I couldn't help notice you loitering", was his opening gambit. Size 8 boot and size 9 feet springs to mind.

[@topphatt628]

I love it when a plan comes together. Cheers my man.

[@finianfarrelly4211]

Christ i really enjoy ur videos some of them are so funny, well done and keep going you are the best of them all.

[@vincentsubmarinismo774]

He started off being authrative until you challenged him, then he changed tack, he's a melt 😅

[@micjubba709]

He realised AB wasnt some idiot he could order about

[@alexteasdale4599]

Same old same with these idiots

[@Marubi2]

The fools always come out aggressive then start looking stupid when they feel the wrath

[@mikescuttportsmouthuk678]

Yo! 🤜AB - “ Auditing Britain?, is that a sort of organisation you’re involved in?” 🤣

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂😂😂

[@dilligaf73]

As I've said on other videos of urs I'm binge watching. I haven't yet come across one where the Queen was mentioned until this one. I'm watching this the day after she died

[@GamerUK]

“Can you all fit in there” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Blaze-jp5fi]

Caught him lying within a minute 😆

[@user-xq6sj3jk5x]

Love your work m8 🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✌️✌️ Churchill respect

[@DonegalOverlanding]

I can imagine the absolute slating that Inspector is receiving in that station from his colleagues when he sees how he introduced himself, and how adamant he was about it.

[@Vespa123]

they dont care, they are all the same

[@MrJonny2324]

He came out on the offensive, but mellowed and actually sounded like a half decent officer. Don't worry AB, Im sure you will find some cops to give them flags out to at somepoint. :D

[@DMC888]

The bullshit is strong in this one. Easy to see how he made inspector.

[@michealplater9007]

Who went back and checked the officer's first words.

[@marklee1783]

I like the way AB just walked away to film the electric car.

[@Nevers0ft]

This quickly went from a disaster to a fairly positive encounter. So long as the copper takes this lesson on-board, I'd consider this a win.

[@chrisbevis7725]

You will neve be able to train a liar like that. He saw AB loitering and hiding but not just hiding he was crouching - nothing he said was true and he could never give evidence in court as a known liar.

[@nmccabemccabe1626]

He is an inspector he won't learn

[@jose9637-x7t]

I 'do' 'not' envy this line of work. I have no desire to be a member of ' law enforcement '. Great! work! 'Auditing Britain ', knowledgeable, educated, witty, truthfull, to the point, respectful