Can't Smile? We'll Film Away!

[@tommywilliams9414]

You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy in the entire universe.

[@floatingfreedom6091]

I just heard the Music !!!!

[@craigfowler7098]

With the exception of the Metropolitan Police Service

[@readytogo6569]

Obi-Wan, your words were never so accurate or true! 👏

[@B10HAZARD.]

Agreed.

[@originalherdsman3524]

So no one remembers the debtor's prisons !!! Great news for the inconciderit people now days, that don't give a shit or worry about having to pay back debts on living above their means !!

[@budgie98]

It's a very well-known fact, that it is impossible to steal a car if you haven't photographed it first.

[@geodun]

I would have told them I was checking to see if there were any cars that were subject to repossession because they were behind in payments.

[@elvishards8161]

Lol

[@davidson4500]

Hahahahha

[@johnwalker6736]

True !

[@dankvader5060]

😂

[@7seven2424]

“Why are you being confrontational “ from a company involved in a tv program based on confronting people..priceless

[@AuditingBritain]

👍👍👍👍

[@stalyjohn9347]

#7seven2424 You don’t like it, don’t watch AB He is standing up for all of us in UK,

[@neilwood8794]

Had me in stitches again AB …. “ and I’m telling you if it’s open I will access”….”first of all calm down” 😂🤣 I love it 🥲

[@romeisfallingagain]

the irony of him, thinking you were there to take their stuff away lol

[@UnrealTournament420]

U couldn’t make this stuff up 😂

[@AuditingBritain]

😄

[@romeisfallingagain]

@@AuditingBritain AB, you need to make a video about how the monarchy, bank of england and government used the british empire to accumulate all the wealth in gold and silver, which backed the £ sterling, by £1 = 16 ounces of silver = 1 ounce of gold, then removed its backing by those metals in 1931 replacing it solely with monopoly money backed by the state (nothing), then SELL all the silver and gold back to the public through the mints. you have the platform, no one will touch this subject. britain did it, after germany did it with theirs. funny huh

[@ManLykSD2023]

@@romeisfallingagain blah blah blah no one gives a fxck 😂

[@anthonyc8951]

CAN’T PAY THEY’LL TAKE IT AWAY!

[@gregjohnstone9795]

No wonder they didn't want you filming, the black VW Polo at 12:35 doesn't have a valid Mot. Thank you for your service AB

[@AuditingBritain]

Really ?

[@gregjohnstone9795]

@@AuditingBritain Depends when you filmed this, it expired on the 13th 😂

[@TheBILLANDERSON]

well spoted sir, expired 13/11/21

[@ScottAmbroseTV]

hahaha

[@lozzahips9489]

How do you know that?

[@carltonlambert7608]

Millions are glad you did this, trust me.

[@AuditingBritain]

👍

[@nicomeier8098]

What is this "Direct"? A club for overweight middle-aged men? They risk a heart attack climbing those stairs....

[@uktokers]

When he said to AB “Why’s it an issue who I work for and why I’m taking photographs” I had to laugh as the irony was completely lost on him.

[@Testedecazzo]

Thick as...deliberately

[@Juls27989]

How dumb can you get saying something like that 🥴

[@tamzy4825]

well theres being a mugg, "BUT MAN MUGGING YASELF IS NEXT LEVEL STOOOPID" RESPECT AB always 💯👍

[@solcutta3661]

UKTOKERS - haven't u had the irony of it lost on u... Didnt the twat guy intend it as it was said to be satirical, I'm sure he was aware of what and why he said it...???

[@collinw1353]

"You can do whatever you want right there" so why harass him if he can do what he wants? Oh right because you think everyone with a camera has criminal intentions. He must have learned that in training along with how to hide your security badge when the public approaches. These types have never been confronted for their bullying attitudes. Thanks AB.

[@loutin3408]

Bailiffs think they have authority over general public all are vile scum bags

[@azahariabdulaziz929]

AB...I was in UK for 2 years in late '90s. Had the opportunity to be there again 10 years later for 3 months. Your visit to these places remind me of of my stay there and at the same time enjoying the places that I had no opportunity to visit. Thanks AB for your effort.

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@maximasromulus6316]

✨ Just as AB said,"We will be dancing in a minute." I think that most of us agreed. The employee was behaving quite ridiculously. But, their business is ridiculous and just wrong.✨

[@GB-vn1tf]

He knows exactly what he's doing, by making an allegation he gives himself a reason for calling the police. Ironic that they're happy to be filmed when they're at people's lowest point yet film their premises they cone to you and complain that they're being filmed. Absolute idiots and hypocrites as well as being bullies.

[@bestwaytodie1]

they are so thick they dont realise AB is just giving them what they give out daily

[@rfshortwaves9706]

Indeed. Thugs come to mind. It's a shady business with deplorable people.

[@GB-vn1tf]

@@At_the_racesso you'd have no problem with a TV crew filming you if, god forbid, you found yourself out of work because the boss of your company had bankrupted the company you worked for because he gambled away everything? It might well be thier job, but taking a TV crew isn't that's just parasites making extra money from people who often aren't to blame. That isn't their job.

[@Tad1945]

@@At_the_races I don't think I've seen them guys on can't pay.

[@glenmorgan4597]

@@bestwaytodie1 all looked liked fat slobs

[@oal5610]

Absolutely love this channel cheers from America keep up the good work AB if we don't flex our rights no matter what country we hail from we will slowly lose them

[@donnawalton4873]

Well said 👌

[@thejudge-kv2jk]

Exactly!

[@sciwriter1]

Nice one AB, about time these legalised crooks got a bit of crap from the public 👍

[@nicelad3465]

The “you look black in the picture” reaction was amazing 😂

[@user-jq5wb3gn6x]

Terrible program and glad someone has brought light to this. The first, and last, episode that I watched involved the eviction of a child on a ventilator, hardly any good furniture in the house at all, who had been full-time cared for by his unemployed parents.

[@stoopingfalcon891]

I saw that one involving the ventilator, never felt so sickened by anything else I have ever seen in my life

[@user-jq5wb3gn6x]

@John Smiff When a family falls behind on their rent because of the need to suddenly look after a 2-year-old son on a ventilator, then no it does not. The family were also due to move out volunarily in two days time to a council home that was being refitted for the son to use. The greedy landlord could have easily waited. The program is full of families like this, not just families trying to cheat the system.

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Company that take things away accused you of potentially taking something away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AuditingBritain]

lol

[@EyeSpyAudit]

@@AuditingBritain 😆😆

[@Juls27989]

🤣🤣🤣

[@danapalmer3387]

A thief thinks everyone steals.

[@dangleecock6704]

Yo! This was a GREAT audit they throughly deserve it! They don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot!

[@earlebacciochi9796]

MOST EXERCISE THOSE TELE TUBBIES HAVE HAD FOR A LONG TIME 😂

[@ajitpatel9106]

Another absolutely absolutely absolutely fantastic video. More of these videos and stay safe PLEASE.

[@oxyfee6486]

Never ceases too amaze me how many people use police as their personal revenge machines.

[@EdOeuna]

But not only that but the story that the police receive is that “ a suspicious man was seen walking through the car park looking into the cars and trying door handles” because this gets a response from the police. If they just reported a man walking down the street, minding his own business and keeping off private property then the police wouldn’t respond.

[@g4kfjve7kfj34]

@@EdOeuna this is warrington cops wont come out for car thefts unless a New Brighton post code

[@EdOeuna]

@@g4kfjve7kfj34 - New Brighton? Isn’t that pretty much the arse end of the Wirral?

[@g4kfjve7kfj34]

@@EdOeuna yes indeed mersey kippers sold from the pier

[@niciolamyelwee6646]

Very entitled behaviour, usually only done by the rich and middle classes without a brain cell. Karen's they are called.

[@PINACI]

The clip at the end was of actual trespass by the company DCBL where a judge ruled that Gary Brown, a star of the Channel Five show, should have made more thorough checks before entering the home in Bracknell and unlawfully search it. They have been in trouble for this many times, one of which a person was awarded £10,000 for their trespass.

[@davejewell8466]

Well done AB, excellent journalism. I feel the same way, loving your work.

[@ukmoon]

Well done AB they don't like a dose of their own medicine...

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@springgardenlane241]

The system isn't broken, it was built this way

[@england8186]

BACKWARDS

[@rogerborg]

The purpose of a system is what it does.

[@afghanniaz1929]

5:24 I love when AB throws in a random and funny question/comment which really gets them off guard and sets them back 😂😂

[@donnawalton4873]

So glad u gave them a taste of their own medicine !!! How do they feel being trespassed .I would have loved to have seen u put just one foot inside . They came at u aggressively as just normal for them daily . Thanks AB we sooooooo need u . Love from isle of Wight

[@AuditingBritain]

❤️

[@veed9480]

“ he can’t even walk” that’s was the best one!

[@sgthaggis1448]

Look at that goons shoes he's talking about, no wonder he can't walk, they are clown shoes,

[@thepianoman1010]

@@sgthaggis1448 I used to make clowns' shoes ... that was no small feat I can tell ya! 😅

[@sgthaggis1448]

@@thepianoman1010 HAHAHA

[@thepianoman1010]

@@sgthaggis1448 That one creased me up when I first read it! 😅

[@itchycoo3847]

He's got 10 to 2 feet like on a clock

[@pineapplegirl8078]

It never ceases to shock my sensibilities when people walk up to someone filming and accuse them of being a thief or nefarious. Such rudeness! It’s shocking. Does no one have any manners or sense of decorum anymore?

[@sgthaggis1448]

Sadly they don't, all that was lost a long time ago along with common sense, there is very few left who hold it, we know who we are. :)

[@jimmyESSEXUK]

This videos apart from being very very funny are also very educational!! Absolutely brilliant!!

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@kathrynjohnson6337]

Tubby Tuba left the moment you called him fat. Lololololol......so funny.

[@30daymissionman]

Is it me or did the spiral staircase just add that extra comical element

[@davidknowler4719]

I thought that !

[@S....]

They looked like Lemmings! ;)

[@garageflower8009]

The fat one needs to use it more often

[@JB-np4lp]

Weird to see a fire escape treated as a main entrance. Gotta be some breaking of rules there.

[@walterhogg5762]

Spiral staircase.. Freemasons..

[@MartiBlagborough]

He thinks you are there to take things away hahah. What a line lmfao

[@AuditingBritain]

Yea I couldn’t believe it when he said that !

[@MartiBlagborough]

@@AuditingBritain respect to you for that

[@johnallright6847]

Immediately covers up the badge that's supposed to identify him.

[@shawndimery]

Because maybe he doesn’t want to be identified by some weirdo with a camera?

[@viatorfernandez]

Cannot agree more with you, the lowest of the low, that is what bailiffs are. Feeding on people's missery.

[@deannaisby8521]

He just said to Ab. " You're not my type ". then says " Don't get personal ".

[@snowflakemelter7171]

😂😂😂😂

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Bailiffs should be made to wear pink uniforms.

[@tjr9457]

Brilliant and don’t forget the company logo 🐷 🐽

[@billywizzer2807]

And rainbow unicorn hats .

[@samiulahmed5636]

This is the funniest one I’ve seen😂😂😂😂😂 10:30 “I don’t think there’s a type for you”

[@viborgvee8399]

I don’t think AB should get so personal

[@s7043]

This was one the best audits. Funny, serious, full of one-liners, everything.. There was a 🔥 burning deep in AB regarding these ppl. Keep the audits coming & stay safe AB 👍

[@rfshortwaves9706]

AB can you audit The British Parking Association? Same calibre as debt collectors and private car park operators. Horrible lot.

[@hezmerelda2317]

You need to do more bailiffs, they will be great material. Hate been filmed but walk around with go pros etc

[@Mossyz.]

Yep i think this is the 1st one .....and hopefully more to come :))))

[@mentaljason]

Bailiffs are essentially recovering stolen goods so they are not really bad, the people that steal the shit deserve it. And also increase the prices for legitimate fair people. Why should I have to work an extra 100 hours because someone got a sports car on credit and didn't pay for it?

[@ABB-bw6tc]

@@mentaljason bailiffs are complete wankers

[@obtuse186]

@@mentaljason come on now you can agree it's a necessary job without saying they're good guys. They're hired thugs it's just the people they're hired against may or may not be good people either.

[@mentaljason]

@@obtuse186 creditors offer ample opportunity to settle debts before going down that route, its a last resort, which means the debtor has been actively avoiding after backing out on their side of the deal, no good person does this. A good person in bad times would actively explain to the creditor why they are unable to fulfil their side of the deal and renegotiate. These people are just fraudsters and scammers.

[@gcsbdatatrawl5916]

That staircase is hilarious - one fatty goes up and magically two fatties come down 😂

[@briandouglas2123]

Like one of those lava-lamp thingies. very entertaining.

[@Alex-bq3tj]

The irony of thieves accusing someone else of thieving 😂

[@UnrealTournament420]

“This guy is funny!” No AB, you are funny 😂💙

[@wendy-21]

I'm of a like minded opinion as you, AB, in regards to this horrid programme. I've only seen a few minutes, and it was more than enough! It main aim seems to be shaming the person for being poor, humiliating them, all for spiteful entertainment. Absolutely horrible!... Well done for giving them a taste of their own medicine.

[@carlbenn1677]

Well done AB ..more videos of these kinda people most people hate..even better to follow them and film them harassing people

[@7dtdfil730]

@John Smiff that type of programme has not been made - otherwise we'd have seen Richard Branson et al and their tax dodging companies yet here we are, not getting to see what their unpaid taxes have bought them this month... a yacht, a rolex, or a new island?? Find out next time on tax loopholes are for the rich...

[@savishah9053]

Well done 👍 AB for standing up for the public's right when they break into people's homes it's okay to film.

[@LemonFX]

One cunning "businessman" used my services, didn't pay the invoice. I sued him, got a Court Order and even with that he kept ignoring me. There was no choice, I had to use a bailiff as the last resort.

[@shenanigans_sarcasm]

"I dont take things away!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fully tickled me that did 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Badger69-96]

YO AB... How dare he call you the take away man, the cheeky sod. Balifs getting some of their own medicines.. Respect bro ✊ ✌️

[@MontyMatata]

'this guy thinks im here to take cars' lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@AbsoluteAudits]

The spiral staircase made it 10x more comical.

[@sphenesounds]

Never ever open the door to a bailiff.

[@SuperFredc]

Ohhhh the irony. "I think you are here to take things away!" 🤣

[@shellsbignumber2]

Congrats on your 150k subs AB.

[@AuditingBritain]

🙏🏼

[@mrnickmoodie]

"I don't think there's a type for you" hahahah, I'm 60yrs old but that made me giggle like a kid ! Classic AB :-)

[@Dewsta26]

7:07 "I've taken away your right to access.." lololol these Gammon are walking (just about 😂) contradictions

[@rob.e.t.9107]

They make that spiral staircase look like a waddlefall.

[@JessWasMistaken]

I’m not sure how to put my finger on it, but there is something hilarious about watching them scrambling up and down that wee staircase.

[@scottj8322]

Bit like that game called lemmings

[@JB-np4lp]

Hamster wheel, LOL

[@ascher40]

Just pretend that they're rodents and there's a piece of cheese up the top of the stairs.......its hilarious!! lol

[@ShirleyT-Keela]

The staircase of shame.

[@weyoun6535]

Weeble ladder

[@jasbarsoph]

I absolutely hate that scummy program. And the dopey goons that take so much pleasure from someone else’s unfortunate situation, I’m so happy that you audited this place and exposed there offices. I hope more and more people pop around to them and photograph them 😂

[@jaylamb477]

If people paid their bills and some of them take the piss, then there wouldn’t be a need for bailiffs.

[@ohlookitsasquirrel]

The walrus in the suit made me laugh instantly..the way his waddled over...

[@groot6830]

I thought he had crapped in his pants

[@ukstationaudits8679]

He acting like a movie character 😂

[@Just-Tony]

Do car-thieves normally go round filming the cars they intend to steal ?

[@reb0118]

Maybe they do - unlikely in this case. Criminals do take photographs for intelligence purposes why would you think otherwise?...🤔

[@martysweat5924]

@@reb0118 yeah car thieves tend to stand right outside businesses on cctv recording cars they intend to steal in the middle of the day.

[@georgejones8481]

"can I help you all?" "No you can't" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBioniXman]

They have never done me any harm, but I always pay what I owe.

[@kridgwell]

Absolutely bloody well done.

[@MrDenis7p]

Yo! Awesome AB!!! Thank You for the Great Video!

[@Beansontoast93911]

How do you know it's great if it's only been uploaded for 2 minutes and it's a 15 minute video

[@UnrealTournament420]

@@Beansontoast93911 it’s always great 👍🏼

[@Beansontoast93911]

@@UnrealTournament420 absolutely I was making a point

[@The-Weekend-Warrior]

Bailiffs are a symptom, not the issue. There’s no point in projecting your anger at them. The real issue is with monetary slavery.

[@ysgol3]

Fantastic - especially the way that first fat bloke half waddled and half charged towards you - comedy gold🤣🤣

[@ebrimamballow6864]

You are the best AB

[@edwardryan3011]

Ebrima: UK MEETS THE TYRANTS is the number 1 auditor then A.B

[@CDK11]

@@edwardryan3011 Are you joking?? 🤣

[@-lowdown-4698]

I second that, then in no order mat12121, NNY, Nobodypoor iv started to notice narcissism creeping in some of the other popular auditors

[@edwardryan3011]

@@CDK11 no b.c uk meet the tyrants doesn't take any bull shit and he puts THEM in their place

[@AA-be9rn]

Fairplay to him.getting up those stairs with no bannister use. 😂

[@nikkimclean5847]

Fair play he even made it to the top..

[@Dossaaa]

Can't smile, we'll film it away..... hahahahha. Absolutely hilarious!! Keep up the good work. 👍🏽

[@alivekicking6247]

"He can't even walk" ha ha!

[@ashgudgeon7701]

AB is Britain’s hero!

[@PhillipW12]

Yep total hero.

[@markjosephbudgieridgard]

Here we go again AB... you got me in fits of laughter!.... The first guy who came out walking like a penguin 🐧had me in stitches.... If ever he attends a fancy dress party he just has to wear a penguin🐧 suit dosent he?..... Absolutely halirous 😂🐧 classic AB yeo!

[@JT-xt8bh]

They are scared of cameras because it catches their criminal activity. Good Job AB

[@user-jq5wb3gn6x]

This bloke definitely thought he had some form of DINNER LADY authority over A.B.!

[@brockd315]

Epic! Smashed it out the park! If ever a man was made to Audit! AB be that Man!

[@Shhshsusuu]

I’d love to see you audit Northern Ireland police

[@deanrobinson4129]

Not entirely sure but think law is slightly different in northern Ireland when it comes to filming police station itself

[@anthonydempsey7693]

AB has a great deal of empathy, top man.

[@michaelhearn3831]

AB you manage to find all these people who are absent from their villages all at the same time....😉🤣😂👍🏻

[@johnvienta7622]

Pulls out his mobile to film and puts his id card in his pocket to hide his identity, then walks onto public property . Is it true that they only employ people who fail the intelligence test?

[@hairyspud5423]

@Auditing Britain You missed a trick when the first one said “ you might be taking the cars”. You should of replied “why have they not paid their payments”

[@HarryNicNicholas]

it's lovely that he obliged you with the catchphrase "to take things away" irony moves in mysterious ways.

[@GamerUK]

“We’re gonna start dancing in a minute” 😂😂😂

[@mikkac]

The one looks more round than the other one.

[@englandagainsttyranny5986]

So much weight on that iron staircase. I am amazed it didn't collapse.

[@jenlaracroft]

Great audit as always AB, take care and stay safe, love Jen 🙌👍💙🌟💙👍🙌 x

[@kevm4035]

These Licensed thieving trespass every day stealing and making a living of the misfortunate . Well done AB ✔👍

[@MrSneijder123]

Well done AB! I hate bailiffs with a passion!

[@AuditingBritain]

🤛

[@Beansontoast93911]

This happened to that program today Channel 5 pays 'substantial' damages to woman who appeared on Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away' after she took legal action over 'misuse of private information' when she was filmed in row over unpaid parking fine By James Gant For Mailonline14:12 16 Nov 2021, updated 14:26 16 Nov 2021

[@rogerlautier]

Good Audit, more of these exposing these types please 👍

[@iangoodall6169]

I’m pretty sure that door at the top of the fire escape is a fire door, you can see the green signs and it’s 100% the fire escape… so they are breaching H&S regulations by propping that door open and using it as an entry and exit point in a non emergency. I would inform the landlords as it’s putting their building at risk.. if a fire broke out and fire doors are propped open it could affect the spread and containment of a fire

[@reb0118]

What is the purpose of a fire door? Is it the same as a fire exit? Are the two terms mutually exclusive? Can, or should, a fire door be on an external wall? Thoughts?....🤔

[@iangoodall6169]

@@reb0118 Firedoors are used to prevent the spread of fire and contain it. They should never be left open/propped open as that stops their effectiveness and increases the fire damage risk. They should never ever be used as the primary route of entry and exit to a building. Clearly in this case the office workers are too lazy to go through the front reception and up the internal stairs and instead use the fire escape as a way to access the building quickly (when there is no emergency) that at worst is a risk to life and at best a risk to the building Fire exit and fire door are two totally different things

[@iangoodall6169]

@@arturobandini4078 it’s more about risk to life and protection of property worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.. Look at the bigger picture .. or at least comment something intelligent. They are in serious breach of h&s which could end up killing someone.. that someone may be a son or daughter, a father or mother, a grandmother or grandfather.. have some compassion!

[@sulemanhussain2983]

just watching ab videos and a new one pops up lol

[@jubear1493]

You can bet your house most of the people that work for this poor excuse of a company, were once cops, or people that wanted to be one. (Plus fired ones.) Takes a real lower kind of life form, to even think about wanting to work for a dept. collection agency. Tells you all you need to know really.

[@MrFookface]

Nice one AB! Would love to see more videos exposing these types of creatures, including Marstons and other collection companies

[@danapalmer3387]

They aired that show in Australia, and it had me in tears. I can't watch it. So proud of you AB for exposing them, and many others.

[@Parawingdelta2]

I thought that he thought you were going to take the building away!

[@gustav1235]

Finally! Now pop round the corner to Liverpool!

[@koalabrat]

Hahaha look at the state of you. I don't think you got a type lol. Spat my tea out thanks AB. God you crack me up. Your a legend mate. Love from Australia. X

[@lesliereed4047]

If these bailiff companies didn't exist, nobody would pay any bills ever.