Austin Powers Doctor Evil Talks About Himself

Dr. Evil attends a therapy sesson with his son to try and work out their differences, later in the movie the Doctor has the whole class as he calls it "Elimated" His bio is normal if you lived on planet Mongo

[@nickyjlyons]

this is truly one of the most genius pieces of comedy writing ever

[@UserPickForSix]

I've always laughed a lot in my life. Small seemingly insignificant events can make me burst out in laughter.. First time I saw this seen I lost my voice. I've laughed harder in my life before or since.

[@LordJordanXVII]

It really is god tier! It is almost unreal, and ethereal.

[@Rich_Hilly]

Agreed!

[@superme63]

I dunno...you paid attention to the Cantonese scene in Wayne's World? 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIechmVpjr2an7s

[@gregoriosamsa2722]

The "meat helmets" gets me every single time

[@LukeSwishfish]

"He would make outrageous statements like he invented the question mark." I love that line so much!

[@talariswatts-el6174]

Me too.

[@griever4053]

He would acuse chestnuts of being lazy

[@secretagentrandybeans364]

actually, henry Denham is the inventor of the question mark

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Wrong. Why don’t you actually read the sources that google spits at you?

[@1974leatherface]

There's actually some crazy dad's out there that probably say stuff like that to their kids 😎

[@66pbrstreetgang]

"the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament" I try to use that line at least once a week.

[@GreenBoy424]

Notice the words "genius" and "insane" in the sentence ... Kinda remind you of the Pinky And The Brain theme song ... ? 🤔

[@nashattextual]

HAHA

[@nashattextual]

do you have an example of how you use it? that is hilarious.

[@actact21]

Me too

[@Jasonificatiation]

i barely understand what he means 🤣

[@rocketman544]

Damn, they cut out the best line! "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I highly suggest you try it."

[@robertlouisburns]

This is the “International” version that takes the ‘scrotum’ part out but adds the part about being a dancer.

[@rodrigodelprat]

I was wondering why I didn't remember that last line at all - didn't realise there were two versions!

[@bartharris]

The US version has some of the best stuff cut out. I watched it recently and I was like wtf where is the call to the henchman’s family??? There’s other stuff too and it’s really not worth watching. Like when ITV cuts the shit and the knife parts out of Crocodile Dundee. Thanks for reading.

[@phreak761]

​@@bartharrisThis is outrageous, a shorn scrotum is breathtaking I suggest you try it.

[@torballs]

the details of my life are quite in-con-se-quen-cial.

[@nickfarajian9225]

whoever wrote this bid deserves an award lol genius

[@hiesao]

Nick Farajian Mike Myers

[@victorshultz3265]

An Evil Award?

[@tiagodumont4422]

@@victorshultz3265 YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!

[@BoleDaPole]

Austin Powers: -created by Mike Myers, -Written by Mike Myers, -Produced by Mike Myers, -Starring Mike Myers, Mike Myers, Mike Myers and Mike Myers, - Directed by Jay Roach

[@hazzboytv6568]

“When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really” my favourite part

[@MD-md4th]

Decades later, I say “Pretty standard, really.” all the time.

[@trucomtipi]

this is going to be my monologue for theater class.

[@isaacprakash1385]

***** mine to lol

[@brandtwintzen7488]

+trucomtipi Same, bruh

[@Zuthica]

same here

[@kingnekogon]

I have chosen it for my High British piece in my Voice, Diction, & Dialects class.... Really I should've chosen it for my Camera I scene, lol.

[@willnaylor5835]

brilliant

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

Everytime I'm in a class where an assignment asks us to describe our lives I always start off with, "the details of my life are quite inconsequential".

[@GMC-hr6if]

“Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy”

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

GMC 5150 while the writing was better at different parts of the speech, that line was pure gold. Flawless comedy

[@cau420.0]

But chestnuts are lazy

[@ashleyn1979]

I dont get it?

[@VA_Nightshade]

@@ashleyn1979 Dr evil is bassically saying his normal was completely batshit.

[@ernstthalmann4306]

They are aren't they?

[@joet8862]

0:09 i like how he realised he was getting emotional showing pride in his son so he quickly put his guard up again and acted "evil"

[@Sigismund5765]

Damn didn't even notice amazin.

[@jameshoffa7085]

wow this scene cracks me up but I never noticed that

[@danielcantu859]

My favorite part of the movie

[@amadeusagripino6862]

This scene is genius, it has so many layers

[@DigitalApex]

Love the little details in this movie

[@yokaisaint]

understanding what “penchant for buggary” makes this so much funnier 😂

[@badgerattoadhall]

In the bum

[@IjustwantKush]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mugenkun77]

"in the springtime, we'd make meat helmets"

[@VT29steamtrain]

lmao

[@ashleyn1979]

I dont get it?

[@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907]

@@ashleyn1979 then the joke has succeeded

[@ashleyn1979]

@@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907 till no idea

[@NoNameAtAll2]

@@ashleyn1979 his childhood was typical pretty standard

[@Mirandorl]

Once recited this in a restaurant in Turkey very loudly after one too many long island ice teas. Sorry to everyone there that evening.

[@upintheairstudio]

They should thank you.

[@justcurious3119]

You've made my first laugh of the day. Thanks for posting!

[@Forenzikproductions]

*RITUALISTICALLY SHAVED MY TEST-I-CLESSsss.*

[@gregoriosamsa2722]

And by a Zoroastrian!! Hahaha that's like the most ancient religion

[@dashidash]

that's Carrie frickin' Fisher...never even noticed that.

[@adamcarlson2192]

Right! That's exactly what I said. I guess she stands out more, now.

[@frankmiranda707]

The make up to make her look like the therapist was genius I almost didn’t recognize her at first.

[@Timbermannetje]

I dont recognise her without those round Starwars braids around her ears :)

[@eliesheva]

Omg that just changed my life. How hell did I not know that?!

[@Phazon8058MS]

Jesus, I can't count how many times I've seen this movie and I never even noticed.

[@AF-Twice]

Whoever wrote that monologue deserves the Nobel Prize in Literature.

[@BlueManIan]

Mike Myers!

[@phallystorm]

THis clip added extra dialogue, and deleted "There really is Nothing like a Shorn scrotum"

[@chrisdude942]

+phallystorm Its breathtaking I suggest you try it!

[@joedale1696]

probably cause its from the tv version

[@gregoriosamsa2722]

It's true. I've seen this movie a thousand times, but this scene there something extended

[@IdgafWest]

In the spring we'd make meat helmets

[@davidrichter9164]

Nothing quite like making meat helmets in the spring. Been a family tradition for years.

[@mikefort7449]

I used his "details of my life" soliloquy as my profile bio on Plenty Of Fish back in the day. Oh, the responses...

[@scottdoubleyou563]

I swear to all that is holy, I will use this monologue at our next HR get together, when we're asked to waste our time, and get to know other people in departments I'll never interact with. I'm close to retirement anyway.

[@jpkillibrew1638]

If you do you will be my personal hero

[@euandrecampos]

The music in the background make the scene a Masterwork LOL

[@hempmaiden]

Yes the spooky flute etc is pure genius, it adds the perfect dynamic to the pained monologue

[@gregorbegger9291]

RIP Carrie Fisher :(

[@dcfanchris]

Wow.I’ve watched this movie tons of times and I’ve never noticed that was Carrie Fisher.

[@142doddy]

Best part in the series "He made outrageous claims like he invented the question mark"

[@wa6515]

"sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" stuff like this never gets old

[@adolfhitler6699]

a penchant for buggery

[@MarcusDailyMedia]

Gay 😂

[@ccptube3468]

Lolz! Triple Threat!😂😂 Only the genius posses and the insane lament.

[@DeanRendar]

This was my drama course final speech from memory in highschool. Looking up buggery now was alot different from when I thought it was just being a rebel without a cause

[@mrsublime7697]

"My father would womanize he would drink.. He would make out outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." lol

[@gregoryblosser4426]

Mr Sublime all those things about Dr. Evil’s dad sound like something anyone in the North Korean Kim dynasty would say or do.

[@chrismaverick9828]

@@gregoryblosser4426 I think I recall reading somewhere that it was largely based on a rambling written for Ernst Blofeld in one of the Ian Flemming novels, to the tune of the "The details of my life are quite inconsequential" being one of the actual lines.

[@SutekhChroma]

@@chrismaverick9828 my childhood was typical.

[@geoffreysmith7887]

His Luge Lessons came from Blofeld in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." The general freakishness of the Bond villain was classic Ian Fleming!

[@amancalledjim5382]

the bit where he says my father made outrageous claims that he invented the question mark makes me laugh

[@TheZackshow]

I used this monologue to get cast as one of the motorcycles in my school's production of Greece

[@Borat911]

Hahaha My father was born in Belgium !!! And he always said he invented warm water !!!

[@IffyJottere]

In light of that, I'd be deeply concerned if your mother also happens to be named Chloe LOL :)

[@Oplix]

I have that general malaise that Dr. Evil speaks of.

[@joybeesoon3204]

great lines! epic! the character of dr evil is unique!!!

[@Awesomeness9003]

In the beginning of my junior year in high school we had to go to the front of the class and talk about ourself. I went up to the front of the class and quoted this whole scene. It was hilarious seeing everyones faces :'D

[@owenatkinson5744]

That is magnificent.

[@recyfer]

no you didn't

[@rashan2424]

99.9 percent chance you did not

[@stephenwatson2746]

thats awesome

[@SL-cl9gt]

At what point in his life did he acquire a standing army of loyal storm troopers ??!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@BlueJWay999]

how have i never noticed until now that the therapist was carrie fisher?

[@nicholassteeley1998]

at the age of 12 i received my.first.scribe

[@Trstevens318]

Every word of this monologue is just perfect.

[@studybooks3395]

"My father was a womaaaaaaaizer..." I love that part

[@MangoHazeBlaze]

Its 2022 and this is still ny favourite comedy scene ever in a movie

[@garyrichards5219]

Just brilliant

[@shadydeals7803]

3 amazing movies!

[@VenomHernandez]

When Covid is over and the teacher asks what you and your family did during the pandemic 0:36

[@brnxbmbr33]

You Sir, are a winner.

[@DesertRock1862]

DOG DAMN IT! Why didn't I find out about this movie until senior year. I could have used this for theater in sophomore year. *staring at my self in the mirror* "way to go a-hole"

[@mikehayes3379]

One of the great scenes in movie history

[@ironmonkey611]

one of the priceless scenes

[@rldabomb33]

whos ready for an austin powers 4?

[@lancefish5843]

Dunno, been maybe too long

[@svddsosa7396]

this is one of the funniest scenes in cinematic history

[@Jasonificatiation]

love the dramatic music

[@AleQuag]

I came here every time I have a bad day and need to laugh my ass off

[@mrosjo]

RIP Carrie Fisher.

[@hamlethoe9694]

why am i memorising this at 3am

[@Lex-br4wx]

idk man but I came here to memorise it at 2am because I have a therapy sess tomorrow morning

[@mikeconroy2583]

Same. Trying to impress a crush. Maybe this is why I don’t get women lmao

[@craolta]

@@mikeconroy2583 know how ya feel, it's the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

Craolta yep haha

[@upintheairstudio]

Why are you not?

[@scrymusic]

Best fuckin monologue ever!

[@joeldude76]

lol this was awesome!

[@patgogan7324]

My Childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon ,louge lessons ...lol

[@creativecreator3225]

since i watched this everytime someone asks me about my life I feel like quoting this. Like if you feel the same way.

[@matthewlloyd9718]

Wanted to say this monologue in thr "introduce yourself" section of our first NCT classes.

[@patriciosantiagohernandezv7868]

Hey, this one is extended. I like it!

[@billiondollarpips]

helmets made of meat, sheep or chicken in general but beef is also a common variety. In Belgium a lot of people wear meat on their head it keeps the head isolated and smells very nice in the summer.

[@user-et7br6ir1h]

Points of view are important to see as the people will be thinking on this situation as we have been learning through the years

[@ogungou9]

I could listen to him for hours ... It is so very Karl Lagerfeld of him. Hilarious!

[@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907]

Yes! Good call!

[@iamolive98]

THIS IS SOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY!;)

[@trentbrah_]

RITUALISTICALLY SHAVED MY TEST-TIC-LES

[@Trstevens318]

Same here man, same here.

[@thomaslichtle1178]

I memorized this bit, had to.. ya, I'm mental.....

[@thewhizzbiscuit3246]

Lmao i like that being a triple threat in acting and dancing was the breaking point in the conversation and nothing earlier

[@assassinscreed00]

A penchant for BUGGERY.

[@TOK150]

all in all pretty relatable.

[@ireviewshtuff]

You try to make it with a straight face then he gets to the part about being beaten in a burlap bag with reeds 😂😂😂

[@gregoriosamsa2722]

"In the spring we'd make meat helmets" Hahhahahaha I mean, why on earth would someone do that?

[@dpacelli2324]

Very well, where do I begin. Such a basic intro to one of the best monologues of all time.

[@MrPainkiller616]

I now know what im gonna tell the employer of anyone who makes the mistake of putting me down as a reference for a job application

[@hunterjones696]

'the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... genius!

[@walkermorgan1710]

Summers in Rangoon 😅

[@lillianjacobs6009]

The gasp from everyone 😂

[@PRmoustache88]

I like the facial dueling scar.

[@SeanHenderson]

SCOTT EVIL I LOVE YOU!

[@rocker4u123]

I invetned the Question Mark!

[@kaniel_outis1]

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons.

[@dan8889]

I didn't realize that until just now and I've watched this movie so many times my vcr is broken

[@markraymond7235]

Sounds like his father was Terrance Howard. "He'd make outlandish claims like he invented the question mark"

[@ZombieBiohazard]

He bluntly states he’s trying to kill his son and they’re all unphased lol

[@Aaron-du5it]

This was my first AOL IM profile when I was 13 . " The details of my life are quite inconsequential..."

[@StevenHeapRecipes]

Trips to Raangooon

[@snipez5555]

This sounds like a normal Belgian upbringing

[@sylezmakefightz9727]

I wanted to be a quadruple threat! 😂

[@gregblosser82]

I always thought Al Gore claimed to invent the question mark

[@Vassulf]

Carrie

[@bobetteification]

When you realize that Mike Myers plays Dr. Evil.

[@TheJakem24]

I think the extra lines that are in this clip didn’t make it to the movie is that it clashes with the story line that Austin and Dr Evil went to the same academy

[@davidpelosi7953]

Every line is funny

[@james-davidhand2904]

Imagine Heath Ledgers joker saying this 🤣

[@grainofsalt4934]

These movies were sooooo damn funny

[@Sigismund5765]

"penchant for buggery" is a good way to tell your friends their gay 🤣🤣 hel yeah

[@Zer0fuks]

"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" ☠️

[@mikewilliams736]

I couldn't say those lines withought laughing if my life depended on it. How?

[@Leon-zu1wp]

That entire monologue seems just like words slightly connected by loose threads to make a possibly coherent sentence