"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark" i have never laughed at anything so hard before hahaha
@mckenzie.latham918 жыл бұрын
+Stian Karlsen For me, it's always when he talks about how his father used to accuse chestnuts of being lazy, that gets me every time.
@roddydykes70536 жыл бұрын
Mckenzie .Latham yup same here for me, question mark is a close second though
@mikeyg9236 жыл бұрын
Dude this quote is SO underrated XD
@gregoryblosser44265 жыл бұрын
Claims of inventing the question mark and accusing chestnuts of being lazy actually sound like the kind of things that the Kim Dynasty would try.
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
Hahahah What about Meat Helmets???!!!
@JBrander7 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" That whole monologue of Dr. Evil is timeless gold
@warjdani5 жыл бұрын
Jake Branthe damn it chestnuts why are you so lazy!
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
Compared to his father Dr seems like very sane person
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
@@gregoriosamsa2722 Like in "Buddenbrooks" novel is all the way down from the first generation...
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
@@scipioafricanus5871 hahaha
@sabatino19772 жыл бұрын
I've thought that line in my head or said it out loud every time I've seen a chestnut since I first saw this movie. Holy snikies it came out on 1997. I need help.
@matthewpinchasick3245 Жыл бұрын
If anyone in this group understands what it is like to have an evil father, it’s Princess Leia.
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Жыл бұрын
YES !!! SOMEONE GOT THE JOKE !!! FINALLY ! GOD !!!
@paulleckner914811 ай бұрын
@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 The Big Bang Theory, Ding dong and ditch.
@cityboyee10 ай бұрын
Omg I never thought about this until now
@klina764510 ай бұрын
Ok, now I want to see Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in group therapy together 😂. Vader's hissing respirator and his booming voice as he says to Luke "Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son". Leia being like "Um, hello, did you forget my existence?!?" And the other group members staring at them in bewilderment while the therapist is like "Ooookkaaay....this might be beyond my scope" 🤣.
@InconspicuousChapАй бұрын
"Who is going to take over the world when I die?"
@Nantosuelta Жыл бұрын
"The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." thats actually a very profound quote
@luisridez9219 Жыл бұрын
Is his dad Kanye West?? 😂
@SimonTemplarDude Жыл бұрын
This is 90s creativity
@morganophelia5963 Жыл бұрын
it is but it's doctor evil lol he's my fave in the movie lol
@Viktor_vonthe_Rhaefnhyrst Жыл бұрын
@@luisridez9219 Kanye's said nothing wrong.
@luisridez9219 Жыл бұрын
@@Viktor_vonthe_Rhaefnhyrst 🤡
@ashyslashy228 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best speeches I've ever heard in a movie.
@DominikSobolewski6 жыл бұрын
that is for sure.
@GuyRification6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
Meh. Pretty standard really.
@pladampa4 жыл бұрын
Completely agree.
@Drewsel4 жыл бұрын
Its true.
@adambauer40022 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the greatest monologue in movie history. No one will ever top “He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.”
@polreamonn Жыл бұрын
A old mate of mine claims to have invented the term "rocked up".
@Calzaki Жыл бұрын
I dunno, the Abe Simpson "onion on my belt" monologue is probably GOAT
@wvu05 Жыл бұрын
@@Calzaki Not a movie
@mark6302 Жыл бұрын
in the spring we'd made meat helmets
@Kaboomboo Жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's mostly improvised. Myers said that over half of this movie was improved and I think here it's evident. You simply can't write things like this on a script 😂
@lazersly Жыл бұрын
In the early 2000s, did I memorize this entire monologue and repeat it to bewildered friends regularly? Yes. Yes, I did.
@CEWIII9873 Жыл бұрын
We were young, then, seeing if it could be done...
@kerrynicholls6683 Жыл бұрын
Nice as somebody who repeatedly watches movies over and over again, and says everything along with them, I appreciate the determination and dedication to Dr Evil. 😊
@danielwatkins2195 Жыл бұрын
I bet you were fun at parties
@bexlaw3127 Жыл бұрын
You my friend are a legend 😂
@taiwandashcam2819 Жыл бұрын
good job i want a friend like you
@SXI966 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Carrie Fisher, she was genuinely trying to understand and help Dr. Evil
@hell53092 жыл бұрын
Is it a bad thing that I didn't realize it was her until you told me?
@SXI962 жыл бұрын
@@hell5309 No, most recognize her from Star Wars.. this was a great cameo though 😄
@Nantosuelta Жыл бұрын
she was so good in this scene. Very talented actress. RIP
@chrisjimenez603 Жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed. He had them all liquidated. Lol
@NikeAureliusSnow Жыл бұрын
I was partially frozen his whole life.... "It's beautiful that you can admit to that" 🤣😂🤣 Kills me
@boredbritishguy11 жыл бұрын
"I was partially frozen his whole life." "It's beautiful that you can admit to that." omg
@JD_Cool Жыл бұрын
"Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets." Kills me EVERY time.
@USA-freedom10 ай бұрын
"Summers in Rangoon" one of the hottest most humid places on the planet. "Luge lessons" where you lay flat on your back feet forward on a tiny little sled going down an ice covered track at 80+ mph. And of course every child's dream of making "meat helmets" NOT. As if to say to the entire room... You thought you had it bad growing up. And if describing his father and mother wasn't already enough. The shaved testicles knocked it out of the park. This dude had a messed up childhood. Kills me EVERY time too.
@NikeAureliusSnow8 ай бұрын
@@USA-freedomIt was also a massive Japanese Concentration Camp. 😅😂
@USA-freedom8 ай бұрын
@@NikeAureliusSnow Spending a summer in Rangoon is like on everybody's bucket list 😓
@eriklarson91373 ай бұрын
Sorry the USA-freedom dude is freeking weird and has zero sense of humor or self-awareness but... Yes! I also loved that part!
@harryhicks11426 жыл бұрын
Just the concept of a “villain” having a group therapy session with his son is hilarious even without the actual comedy of it 😂😂😂
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
What if Stalin and Hitler were in a group session? What would their confessions be about their messed up childhoods?
@yevgeniyaleshchenko84911 ай бұрын
@@paulleckner8235 What a pathetic comment. First of all, it's incomparable. This is a parody on Bond villain, not on real-life tyrants and dictators. Secondly, stalin did not have messed up childhood, he was just like that. Third , soviet terror is not just stalin's doings as it has existed before and long after him. modern day russian continues the worst stalinism practices both internally (oppression of their own population, no free spech/press etc.) and externally (influencing countries in the orbit of the influence and invading those that ''slip away'' like they did to Georgia, Chechnya, and now to Ukraine which I'm from. But sure, keep drawing inaccurate and inappropriate parallelisms.
@jeffreyb87708 ай бұрын
He did a Jerry Springer sketch that was spot on!
@TheLongWind6 жыл бұрын
1:46 The look Meyers gives here is comedy genius in my opinion. Dr. Evil gives scott a slightly approving nod like that of a proud/loving father before quickly snapping into a faux posture of strength after realizing he is showing emotion/weakness. The insecurity of Dr. Evil is hilarious.
@Hastalaverga42011 ай бұрын
My father would get blind drunk and make that face and I thought I was the only one who noticed this, thank you for this excellent comment!
@yevgeniyaleshchenko84911 ай бұрын
@@Hastalaverga420 What do you mean, this ''excellent'' comment was just describing the scene, and I assure you MOST people saw that face, it wasn't subtle at all
@DinkLink11 ай бұрын
I also feel the look after was also meant to be threatening, as in he's proud but reminding Scott that he would still be attempting to kill him Sort of like the faux lunge 'tough guys' tend to do when they want to remind you that they might hit you to keep you on your toes
@JayK078 ай бұрын
U saw the other person post this n basically said it in your own words lol
@beastwarsFTW3 ай бұрын
He also never said he hates Scott, attemps on his life could be his own way of showing love. The life of evil is dangerous and he doesn't want Scott to be a one time baddy that dies on his first attemp to take over the world.
@sandeshbrl19 жыл бұрын
"He'd make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark". my favorite line.
@MisterHardTruth8 жыл бұрын
Haha. I love how he raises his eyebrow quizzically as he says it too.
@fingolfirn81894 жыл бұрын
Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheReal_N-I-F-F3 жыл бұрын
But Dr Evil did invent the quotation fingers
@justindavis36233 жыл бұрын
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament...
@ghostproxy11 Жыл бұрын
The background music 🎶
@HDadvocate858 жыл бұрын
"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" lmao
@salparker1817 жыл бұрын
after he said that shit got even more real LMAO cx
@The.Man...5 жыл бұрын
That was pure hilarity
@tvpsarchive29585 жыл бұрын
We Are Monsoons that's actually true...makes sense
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
Hahaha That line is insane!
@warjdani3 жыл бұрын
Those damn chestnut
@CitySkin09 Жыл бұрын
“The details of my life were quite inconsequential.” - My friends and I couldn’t stop laugh at how he said that. So damn funny.
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
It's all relative. If Dr. Evil's upbringing was inconsequential, who were his playmate as he was growing up?!
@yevgeniyaleshchenko84911 ай бұрын
@@paulleckner8235 Stop playing smartass, you fail miserably at it.
@QueekHeadtaker11 ай бұрын
the way he sings the word inn con se quential.
@hoilst26510 ай бұрын
The dramatic zoom and "In...con..se..quent...ial" - perfect.
@billyfox6368 Жыл бұрын
The degree of creativity required to construct something so perfectly balanced between coherent and meaningless is unbelievable. Even if I could have sat down and even come up with the idea of making a monologue that was both realistic and insane at the same time, which, in itself, in this sense, I couldn't have, I wouldn't have even known where to begin piecing it together. Such amazing genius.
@blessedvirginmaryisqueen8448 Жыл бұрын
Well said...
@iwill9131 Жыл бұрын
Billy Fox, the type of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament....lol
@jamesblackburn811011 ай бұрын
I feel a similar way about Day Man from It's Always Sunny. Like... any fool can write a stupid play. And making something genuinely funny is hard enough as it is. But it's much, much harder to knowingly construct something so bafflingly crazy that it just fearlessly blasts straight through its own weirdness and circles back around to being hilarious. This monologue is one of those things.
@blessedvirginmaryisqueen844811 ай бұрын
@@jamesblackburn8110 Well put...
@lindahandley526711 ай бұрын
@ShezzLuvsShadow8 жыл бұрын
*"Actually the boy is quite astute, I really am trying to kill him..."* I ALWAYS CRACK UP AT THE PART! How can you not like this movie?
@TheKorfish8 жыл бұрын
+Vegeta Lover I love ur name.
@technusknight50748 жыл бұрын
me 2
@gumbygotgame92917 жыл бұрын
icame her to show me friend this scene
@sb50cal97 жыл бұрын
GLITCHED MATRIX hahahaha, good effort
@TheClaybones7 жыл бұрын
The look he gives Scott after saying that just tops that statement off so well.
@ianmccown29348 жыл бұрын
1:47 that part gets me, Dr evil has that "I'm proud of you" look but then realizes he might be seen as vulnerable so he gives him the eye brow raise.
@LogicIsForPussies6 жыл бұрын
more like brilliant performance id say
@suntzu46915 жыл бұрын
@@LogicIsForPussies thats what makes it a brilliant performance...
@tvpsarchive29585 жыл бұрын
Ian Mccown oh my gahd so that's what that was
@crunchwrapsupreme93724 жыл бұрын
I think it’s just his awkward relationship with his son honestly.
@JohnnyReb19764 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even seem like something written in the script, just ad hoc genius.
@tombombadil1351 Жыл бұрын
i dont think mike meyers gets enough credit for what he has done. he's a brilliant comedian and story teller/writer and portrayed various characters perfectly. he knows how to make us laugh and have a good time
@hippiecheezburger54576 ай бұрын
That’s exactly right but I think he tried to do this with other movies after Austin powers and none of the ideas worked like these movies
@hell530928 күн бұрын
Just don't ask him to play the Cat in the Hat.
@kg38945 жыл бұрын
''the details of my life are quite inconsequential''
@Mexicanadiense793 жыл бұрын
I use this line when asked to talk about myself when meeting new co-workers. I am deeply and incurably weird. 😝
@lockecole57889 жыл бұрын
Later in the movie Dr. Evil says something along the lines of "I had the support group liquidated" to Scott. LOL!
@pieceofpecanpie9 жыл бұрын
well fair cop really, after all they were insolent
@Sakom9 жыл бұрын
actually he said "I had the group liquidated you little shit" lol
@lxjoe966 жыл бұрын
I used to think he meant he used some crazy evil weapon to turn them into liquid, then I learned that this would be "liquefy" and that "liquidate" probably just means he dismantled the group and took the money
@thedragondemands51864 жыл бұрын
They were _insolent!_
@scottwesley50184 жыл бұрын
Ya that was after the “breakthrough” they were making 😂
@1119nj9 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a movie about Dr. Evil's life.
@eeliz76759 жыл бұрын
Lol that would be amazing!
@barringtonfisher878 жыл бұрын
It can be called Low grade narcolepsy & meat helmets
@BarnAvDenWebb8 жыл бұрын
You know he made that all up, He did not know his parents and went to boarding school when he was like 8. It's all explained in the third movie.
@barringtonfisher878 жыл бұрын
Grunkle Stan PINES kudos for his imagination
@DrEvil-wx2hm6 жыл бұрын
I could make a movie about myself!
@dumbdiddle5 жыл бұрын
The look that Dr. Evil gives Scott after he says "...he's quite wily like his old man." kills me every time.
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil has a grudging respect for his victim's resilience.
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
He mistakenly let his fatherly pride in his boy, evil though it may be, slip out for a split second before realizing the mistake and immediately returning to his austere demeanor. I bet that’s how it read in the script haha.
@berrie-badopinions Жыл бұрын
1:47 That little nod of approval then the stiffening of his back at the realization he became dangerously close to being "positive" towards someone is such a small but great touch
@C1wangan10 жыл бұрын
"An evil petting zoo??" -- YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!!
@DominikSobolewski6 жыл бұрын
true
@fsn128004 жыл бұрын
Dr Evil is like 🤷🏻♂️
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
@Night shade I know. Dr. Evil as a father is pretty f***ing liberal; he doesn't mind anything his long lost son's plans to spend his life on as long as it is evil.
@linkbiff10544 жыл бұрын
I just think that he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me
@GabiN643 жыл бұрын
Didn't he just say he met him 5 days ago lol
@gamerdareswins28259 жыл бұрын
An evil vet? An evil petting zoo? After those two lines i was crying tears of laughter.
@gamerdareswins28257 жыл бұрын
You're not evol enough, Scott.
@randolphsavage97607 жыл бұрын
You're the Diet Coke of Evil...one calorie, not even enough.
@JizMafia3 жыл бұрын
A Evil bald guy? 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@jeromychavez61213 жыл бұрын
You always do that!!!!!
@edinscot567893 жыл бұрын
It gets funnier the more that you think about it
@bossslayergaming89372 жыл бұрын
My dad cracks up when he says, "In the spring, we would make meat helmets". 😂
@casualcausalityy10 ай бұрын
That line is always the most surprising one, no matter how many times I watch it
@tuanjim7999 ай бұрын
Oh man I love it, it’s so demented. Like, what fuckin surreal gothic fever-dream did he get this from?? lol
@LGZ0243 жыл бұрын
"My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggary".... lol me too!
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
So very specific on his father and mother.
@RevansZombie Жыл бұрын
Do...do you know what buggary means?
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
@@RevansZombie Yes, it's nasty!
@tuanjim7999 ай бұрын
It’s butt-fuckin, right?
@SkepticalChris8 жыл бұрын
Princess Leia would make a good therapist, having herself a rather disfunctional family, her own father also being a diabolical supervillain with parent issues.
@mattz92688 жыл бұрын
+Skeptical Chris Not to mention she found out that she made out with her brother...
@MrZackavelli8 жыл бұрын
+Skeptical Chris And her son is patricidal
@CT25078 жыл бұрын
+Skeptical Chris Carri Fisher is a manic depressive and suffers from bipolar disorder and alcohol problems. im sure i wouldn't want her for my therapist.
@MrZackavelli8 жыл бұрын
***** We're not talking about Carrie Fisher. We're talking about princess Leia
@CT25078 жыл бұрын
Matches_Malone lol...;)
@BarracudaBob32289 жыл бұрын
I think the best part is that he thought that was all normal.
@Amenomihashira8 жыл бұрын
Pretty standard, really.
@AlexMagma8 жыл бұрын
+Amenomibashira i suggest you try it
@Inthatgoodway8 жыл бұрын
my father would....womanize. He would drink....
@dl36508 жыл бұрын
+micheal cameron He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.
@EPrimeify8 жыл бұрын
+BCFUTW Sometimes he would accuse Chestnuts of being lazy.
@subjectdelta47585 жыл бұрын
“He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy” XD
@Xizfu4 жыл бұрын
“And a penchant for buggery” Lmfao..
@TheNeilBernardShow9 жыл бұрын
"Listen to the words he used, 'Who's going to take over THE WORLD when I die'... feels like that to some of us, doesn't it?"
@Spazticspaz6 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A FKIN JO JO REFERENCE
@Rubyofthedead2 жыл бұрын
@@Spazticspaz No, it's a direct quote from the video.
@Spazticspaz2 жыл бұрын
@@Rubyofthedead You don't even know what I'm referring to, do you?
@mookitty23962 жыл бұрын
@@Spazticspaz yeah it’s a quote from the actual movie
@MisterX86710 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the delivery of the line "My father would womanize he would drink.." always makes me laugh.
@altortugas5979 Жыл бұрын
I think it’s because subconsciously you know the meaning of “penchant for buggery,” and that’s it’s frequently connoted as an act occurring between two men, especially in a non-consensual way such as “buggered in prison.”
@andomando93034 жыл бұрын
Without doubt the greatest scene in all three films and one of the most brilliantly performed piece of comedy in 90s cinema.
@palaceofwisdom94488 ай бұрын
"He's quite wily like his old man." This is such a supportive statement from Dr. Evil, he even smiles after saying it, but Scott only focuses on the negative. Come on Scott, throw him a frickin' bone here.
@SJMJ918 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil is truly one of my all-time favourite characters. Mike Myers was brilliant as all four of the characters he played but Dr. Evil was easily the best.
@bobjones30748 жыл бұрын
Myers also played Scott
@SJMJ918 жыл бұрын
Umm.. no he didn't. Scott was played by Seth Green.
@bobjones30748 жыл бұрын
+SJMJ91 Umm no. I think I would know I have watched the movies hundreds of times dumbass
@SJMJ918 жыл бұрын
Well, you must be KZbin's worst ever Internet troll or you must genuinely be both a dumbass and blind, then, if "you've watched the movies hundreds of times" and not noticed that Scott is Seth Green, not Mike Myers! A little tip: go and do your research before making an ignorant comment. :)
@craigmurphy1204 Жыл бұрын
@@litb. shit the bed! I didn't know that!
@luislizard26269 жыл бұрын
The doc evil infancy story..surrounded by primary school's walls with flowers and bees.... Lol Genius
@smokeyization6 жыл бұрын
Luis Lizard LOL
@1zeldalover6 жыл бұрын
Luis Lizard Idle evil is... Discriminating an equallitys quo after all. But does putting up or out make you an apropriate person? Ofcourse not.
@shmookins6 жыл бұрын
There isn't a human alive that reaches the 'testicles' part and cannot but burst out laughing.
@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
And yet now Manscape's fortunes of money spent on marketing has gone a long way to normalize what was, as this movie shows, so unheard-of as to be laugh-out-loud weird like meat helmets
@ChrMuslimThor Жыл бұрын
@IrishCarney there really is nothing like a shorne scrotum
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
If they only knew then how out of control scrotum sheering would have gotten by 2023…
@OldSchoolParatrooper11 ай бұрын
I couldn't even read your entire comment before I burst out in laughter
@danthemankhan10 ай бұрын
Well, I do, but I don't laugh out loud, as a general principle. Your point remains that it is humorous, and I agree.
@collegerebel4 жыл бұрын
Mike Myers' delivery of his lines is fantastic. It takes a lot of talent to do what he did and not crack up while doing it.
@BlaiddDrwg200910 жыл бұрын
"We don't want to kill each other here. We might say we do sometimes, but we really don't." "Actually, the boy's quite astute, I really am trying to kill him. So far unsuccessfully ... he's quite wily like his old man ..."
@PrincessofPower846 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE that moment at 01:47. And I never realized that was Carrie Fisher. Damn, I still love this movie and the first sequel, even all these years later.
@JA-ru3il Жыл бұрын
Gold 😂
@twokings316 Жыл бұрын
@@JA-ru3ilgold..... member?
@purpleprinc38 жыл бұрын
1:47 I love the way he smiles at him then does his serious face, all time classic.
@john11052 жыл бұрын
not really.
@purpleprinc32 жыл бұрын
@@john1105 Not really m8? Explain y0self brudder
@Bigblue0912 жыл бұрын
The writing for his monologue is actually brilliant. Each line is just so funny. I feel like when this came out nobody actually paid attention to what he was saying in its entirety.
@BB-ed4om Жыл бұрын
Yes they were. People used to watch movies when this came out, they weren’t on social media while partially absorbing movies 😂
@amalu8838 Жыл бұрын
Around 2:18. I can't understand the first part about his father. The words
@joepermenter7228 Жыл бұрын
@@amalu8838 Who knows what "blowjuray owner" is but penchant for buggery means he was obsessed with anal sex.
@amalu8838 Жыл бұрын
@@joepermenter7228 LMAO 🤣
@JohnMegaton2062 Жыл бұрын
Brilliantly…silly, which is the best type of brilliance in my experience.
@tuanjim7999 ай бұрын
This scene always stuck out to me even as a kid. Dr. Evil clearly had a very uniquely messed up childhood lol. I love the haunting, off-putting vibe that Myers evoked with this monologue, so very unexpected in a cheeky spoof movie.
@jumpupdown25566 ай бұрын
I agree. It's one of those moments of semi-seriousness in an otherwise comic film that I would be able to catch as a kid. Myers was never better than here and he deserves most of the credit for knowing how to nail that delivery. It's the music though, perfectly evoking the suspense of John Barry's legendary scores from the James Bond movies, that also should be acknowledged. A similar scene happens in Ace Ventura, when Ace goes to Ray Finkle's house and enters his old room and we see just how much Finkle had deteriorated with his delusions. Even as I kid, I could tell there was something very disturbing about that scene.
@TheJoker-xx6bn10 жыл бұрын
Some people try to be "random" by saying shit like potato... But man... This guy gave seems to be the ONLY guy who knows how to be funny random.
@J_Cinematics10 жыл бұрын
difference between absurdity and random
@TheJoker-xx6bn10 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@RancidOoze9 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the fact that his face and tone of voice were completely deadpan.
@travis_redfern67715 жыл бұрын
5 year old comment predicted the “I’m a potato” epidemic
@_Cato_4 жыл бұрын
Travis_Redfern Bruh he didn't predict it, it was already happening back in 2014
@stephenm87258 жыл бұрын
"the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament"
@briarjensen21238 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Martel I still dont understand what it means
@stephenm87258 жыл бұрын
Briar Jurrens you don't understand what what means?
@briarjensen21238 жыл бұрын
The aforementioned quote Perplexes me. Idk what he's trying to say. Still funny tho
@stephenm87258 жыл бұрын
literally he said the sort of feeling of pain hard to explain that only a highly intelligent human can have while they are expressing their crazy feelings.
@briarjensen21238 жыл бұрын
Interesting. Seems kindof philosophical for Austin Powers movie tho
@nachumlamm9353 Жыл бұрын
Carrie Fisher's face at 3:04 is perfect: "Yes, I know, Scott. Let him finish."
@lxjoe966 жыл бұрын
arguably the one of the greatest and most iconic monologues in movie history
@soakedbootcuts7 жыл бұрын
60 boulangerie owners from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery don't like this video.
@NicolaKaye7 жыл бұрын
lazy chestnuts! 😄
@anonUK5 жыл бұрын
60 upvotes.
@JackWalker129937 жыл бұрын
Who's watching in memory of Carrie Fisher? RIP
@docholliday19937 жыл бұрын
Right here
@MarcusDailyMedia7 жыл бұрын
Jack Walker 🙋
@Supermoon7917 жыл бұрын
Me! I love her in this movie. In fact this is one of my top ten favorite movies.
@FF-ok1xs7 жыл бұрын
Jack Walker Cheers, never knew that was her :O
@Stealth-ve7nw7 жыл бұрын
Jack Walker I am
@andrewcomments58125 жыл бұрын
I have memorized Dr. Evil's entire monologue about his upbringing, and it always cracks friends and family up when I recite it! This scene is comedy gold!
@rynehall9990 Жыл бұрын
Spread the word! Preach on, Brotherman! The world needs to hear like never before! I blew a chance to buy a poster listing the monologue; it's too late for me. Think of the end of Fahrenheit 451 where people memorize an assigned book.
@danieldwyer5139 Жыл бұрын
Omg I do that too
@Kelveron Жыл бұрын
The way Dr Evil glares at the guy next to him at 0:35, gets me every time! 🤣
@casualcausalityy10 ай бұрын
He was giving the guy an ocular pat down
@shadowstonar36010 ай бұрын
@@casualcausalityyok city Mac lol
@WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT7 жыл бұрын
"My childhood was typical..."
@rommix05 жыл бұрын
Audience: YEAH RIGHT!!
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
That's all Dr Evil knew for chrissakes!
@ZachRose887 жыл бұрын
I'm going to go yell at some chestnuts and tell them to get back to work.
@JohnnyReb19764 жыл бұрын
They're just bumming of welfare.
@aliensguy4291 Жыл бұрын
Dr evil's delivery of the word "testicles" kills me every time the way he emphasizes each sylable separately.
@denisgauthier91916 жыл бұрын
Dr. Evil didn’t spent 6 years in Evil Medical School to be called “Mister” he said so himself
@ThePlumtreeMagic9 жыл бұрын
So THIS is why my uncle kept telling me he invented the question mark when I was younger!
@tvpsarchive29585 жыл бұрын
team snacks 😲😯😆😂🤣 Damn that's awesome it's nice to know that references like that are realized YEARS later. It makes the joke and reference that much better. Good one to your Uncle. Good one.
@zk78302 жыл бұрын
Don't you realize, this means you are Dr. Evil's cousin!
@fighterck62412 жыл бұрын
@@zk7830 He also clearly would have been proud if the OP had also gone to evil medical school.
@bobnuheart88049 жыл бұрын
he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. i just imagine his father yelling at inanimate chestnuts like sitting in a bowl and calling them lazy.
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
...while wearing a Meet Helmet.
@davebrooksbank7802 Жыл бұрын
For me the best bit is when Dr Evil shows a hint of pride at being unable to kill his son, and that Scott is a chip off the old blick...then catches himself for showing weakness 😂😂😂
@JayK078 ай бұрын
I swear he made the Eminem face 😭
@skirmich10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA "He would make outrages claims like he invented the question Mark" Just died there... I love the Austin Powers Trilogy..
@HeatherDaynever10 жыл бұрын
Scott: I wanna be a bald guy. Dr.Evil: An evil bald guy?
@R4V3_B0Y10 жыл бұрын
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
@inuyashaslvr4 жыл бұрын
how ironic ?
@talkdattrashimmapullyacard43963 жыл бұрын
😘
@mikekrier14653 жыл бұрын
I remember when I saw this in a theatre I was sitting in the aisle seat and I was leaning over laughing so hard it looked like I was about to vomit. I was laughing sooner and longer than anyone in the theater, to the point that I was embarrassed. That's only happened to me twice ever in a theater, laughing to the point of embarrassment.
@DaLink2511 ай бұрын
“There is nothing like the feeling of a shorn scrot, you must try it yourself.” Best line😂
@lolbotist10 жыл бұрын
"So what do you want to do Scott?" "Well I was thinking of starting a channel that specialises in animations, that isn't popular but has a cult following." "Will it be an evil channel?" "No, maybe I'll become a voice actor for a popular animated comedy." "An evil voice actor?" "You always do that!"
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
I guess it's better to be the son of a bumbling fool who talks before they think like Peter Griffin.
@shaggysnax012 жыл бұрын
Well I dunno, maybe I'll raise a chicken-- An EVIL chicken? No...maybe like a robot chicken An EVIL robot chicken? You always do that!!
@fighterck62412 жыл бұрын
Robot Chicken had a bit more than a cult following back in the day...
@IndigoPhoenix219 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best scenes of the movie. Hell, one of the best in the entire damn series.
@bxpress65075 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is..too bad he had the group liquidated
@Robertfyfe622 жыл бұрын
Mike Myers is so brilliant and so underrated
@MelancoliaI Жыл бұрын
Even as a kid this struck me as a weird, haunting, and even profound moment in the middle of a lighthearted comedy.
@Shanethefilmmaker7 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Princess Leia to host a group dedicated to Daddy issues. She seemed to recover well after seeing her planet destroyed and getting subjected to torture.
@lunaticllama32207 жыл бұрын
RIP Carrie Fisher
@luislizard26264 жыл бұрын
Shanethefilmmaker there’s a picture of her sunbathing during a brake I’ve got foot fetish’s and not only she had nice body but also beautiful feet
@Rubyofthedead2 жыл бұрын
@@luislizard2626 Bruh.
@Agent1W13 жыл бұрын
Carrie Fisher did a great job here. She always retains her professionalism no matter how shocking Dr. Evil is.
@Kratosx233 жыл бұрын
I've watched this movie several times over the years. I was re-watching it today, and I had never realized until now that the therapist was Carrie Fisher. I think my brain was triggered because yesterday I watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time and Carrie Fisher plays Sallys best friend, Marie, and the therapist looked like an older version of her. I wasn't sure but I looked it up and sure enough. I'll be damned. That just makes this scene cooler.
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant observation.
@carter33693 жыл бұрын
He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy
@dyingtodeath8 жыл бұрын
"...a penchant for buggery." One of the funniest pieces of dialogue.
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
I had to google what buggery was. I already had an idea.
@xoxoFISHERxoxo9 жыл бұрын
I swear to god I did that bit once to a blind date she got the fuck out of the so fast it was hilarious.
@jxsilicon98 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@stephenm87258 жыл бұрын
+xoxoFISHERxoxo word for word?
@xoxoFISHERxoxo8 жыл бұрын
Stephen Martel WORD FOR WORD !!! I swear
@madreel89388 жыл бұрын
That's fucked up. I like Fucked up
@xoxoFISHERxoxo8 жыл бұрын
To be honest I did it because my friends called me and was like Dude were going to system link out x boxes and have a Halo 2 lan party you want in ?.And I was like F*** yeah !! but I got this thing I need to get out of first.
@stabilis88958 ай бұрын
The mysterious music in the background 😂😂
@chimesoffreedom90265 жыл бұрын
“The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament”... listener sheds tear in laughter
@dj99surf7 жыл бұрын
Man, Carrie was everywhere! I'll miss her.
@PingingAndThat9 жыл бұрын
Can still watch this over and over again 17 years later and laugh! Absolute master class by Mike Myers 'Sometimes he would accuse chesnuts of being lazy'
@dissection393 жыл бұрын
The egg he holds, the group's individual reactions, and the clarinet in this clip are just some of the genius little details of comedy in this scene.
@hoilst26510 ай бұрын
And of course, it's just some charity father-son counselling group, held in a kindergarten room on a weekend.
@MattJames19584 жыл бұрын
Perfect delivery of an absurd monologue
@TheRobbo0078 жыл бұрын
I may even use Dr Evils childhood description as a background story on a date 😂
@Inthatgoodway8 жыл бұрын
how bad are your dates? lol
@geoffwilliams44786 жыл бұрын
Typical, I'm sure.
@Absurdword5 жыл бұрын
Annnnnd I just saw this quoted on a girl's Tinder bio lol
@gregoriosamsa27224 жыл бұрын
With an Evil date?
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
If they still date you, you know they are keepers.
@halo1angel08 жыл бұрын
The way he says "I suggest you try it" 😂
@Agent1W Жыл бұрын
What's interesting now is that "manscaping" became a popular trend some twenty years later.
@nicjosephs64604 жыл бұрын
this fucking monologue is so brilliantly written and has me buckled over with laughter every time i see it
@edinscot567893 жыл бұрын
2:25 - Scott learning about his grandparents for the first time (and looking pretty disturbed) 😆
@westlock7 жыл бұрын
I am glad that the Doctor liquidated the group. Their insolence got on my nerves.
@scipioafricanus58714 жыл бұрын
They didn't get lightly of with placement in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Now that's EVIL.
@JL-tk7ng7 жыл бұрын
"He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark, sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy" 😂😂😂
@maxfrankow12383 жыл бұрын
00:38 that little stare he’s giving that guy... 😂
@jondellar3 жыл бұрын
"The sort of general malaise only the genius possess and the insane lament." That's classic Fleming style 😆😆
@picobarco44079 ай бұрын
Hi, I am curious who is this "Fleming" person you mention. I get the feeling this person was from the 1960s. Hope you can let me know, I am really curious to know this.
@tuanjim7999 ай бұрын
I think it’s Ian Fleming, the guy that wrote the James Bond books.
@picobarco44079 ай бұрын
@@tuanjim799 Hi there, thanks for replying. SO yes Ian Fleming, I almost forgot this guy. Thanks so much for this. Really appreciate it!
@TheConnor125006 жыл бұрын
What an incredible monologue.
@TheCynicalDude_9 жыл бұрын
When Dr. Evil started describing his childhood at 2:00 ... dude, that shit fucking cracks me up every time. Love it.
@Rougarou993 жыл бұрын
Imagine Donald Pleasence giving this monologue as Blofeld.
@fvfd3434ssDVsdvsdvsdvsadv Жыл бұрын
Every few years I go back and watch these movies and they get better. I can't get over how fucking funny this is.
@JBguitar-cj8pc7 жыл бұрын
An evil petting zoo? Lmfao
@codylewis83596 жыл бұрын
Jordan Brown You always do that!!!
@Agent1W13 жыл бұрын
It's funny how the therapist is still happy at the end.
@jwil4905 Жыл бұрын
"...with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery" and the way he draws out "womaniiiiize". Just hilarious.
@Sam-yw6sg5 жыл бұрын
Best written monologue of all time
@paulleckner8235 Жыл бұрын
I like to think that, like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, and Marlon Brandi in Apocalypse Now, he went off the rails and made up some details that were not in the script.
@kylebutler30189 жыл бұрын
2:31 Holy jumping fuck I died at that part
@TheMabes6910 жыл бұрын
I NEVER get tired of watching this movie series...a true classic. "My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons...in the spring we made meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bad and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really." LMAO...
@thersten4 жыл бұрын
That was some damn good writing. Like poetry!!!
@spencerlukay580911 ай бұрын
It’s brilliant how relatable dr. Evil is to our everyday mundane lives. Truly humanize the character.
@tierefuerimmer96354 ай бұрын
Dr. Evil has been shown to have standards though. He beat up a Klansman , and he was completely ok with the fact that Frau was gay. Plus a running gag is how incompetent Dr.Evil is at being a villain.
@wiilyum9 жыл бұрын
Best Hollywood scene ever! Please let there be another Austin Powers movie in 2015
@marcioborgesreis9066 Жыл бұрын
I'm from the future . There will be no Austin Powers movie in 2015 .
@wiilyum Жыл бұрын
@@marcioborgesreis9066 lmao damn yeah we missed out on that one. was not expecting a reply on this comment so long now hahaha