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[@SimplyFitwithJay]

The simplest animations be the best stories 😂😂

[@divine-being]

Tbh fR

[@joocXD]

That right girl.

[@zn_greasy5507]

*Brewstew*

[@WeLoveVulfpeck]

fact

[@joreathacrowder8654]

Facts girl

[@weeklyyeti8920]

RED LIGHT 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@markanthony1976]

Green light🟩🟩

[@TMW_DragonixX]

Squid game

[@gameclip2680]

Red light

[@Evan72782]

Black light⬛️⬛️

[@nefarious_seraph13]

More like Red Flag. But red’s my favorite color and I’m wearing rose colored glasses, so what it do baby boo?

[@JellyJessYT]

I’m an Australian girl and I can 100% confirm there are waaaaay too many ‘pick me girls’ in this country LOOOOL

[@TeaYenSvg]

The irony

[@TheIsaacm1994]

Hello teapot

[@hunneylipps]

Hey jelly Jess love your videos 😍😁

[@benjaminlandgren9708]

There’s a “pick me” demographic (males too, not just women) in every country. I’m Australian and I know plenty of “pick me” girls but you go to any country, they’ll exist there too. The trick is to look in the right places for the more centred and grounded guys and girls who aren’t wrapped up in Internet popularity or care too much about likes, followers or subscribers on what ever platform they’re obsessed with. They’ll have their small group of friends, but that’ll be it. They’ll love the simple things in life, enjoy their own company but also they’ll love to spend time with other people without feeling that overwhelming need to be surrounded by people or to be the centre of everyone’s attention. Those are the kinds of people who’ll make time for you without having their needs be more important than yours. Look for those kinds of people!

[@hank8310]

Damn fam

[@jeremiahbell6461]

Every great Swoozie story starts with “I got a friend, she’s a model, and a gamer”

[@kaleyahgilbert9840]

I honestly respect Swoozie for being so kind because I would've been like "I'm tryna taste me some fish and chips so imma need you to bounce cuz you're blocking!" 😂

[@JayMasquerade]

"She is a model" is the staple of all of swoozies females friends I swear lol

[@thehollowseance]

Take a drink when he says that

[@Matthew-vw8xn]

@@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284 lmao

[@Tech_-on1ou]

The bar to be considered a model nowadays is incredibly low.

[@RickyBBlessed]

@@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284 Good for you.

[@lxlPhishlxl]

It isn’t, that’s just how he ends up in mission failed status so often. He don’t pick Nor post about the non models

[@crystaloffley9445]

Girls using swoozie like a “Rent a boyfriend” service 😂

[@TheGCSummers]

Righhhhhht?

[@kid9046]

@bLackstar Truss me he smashed he's just trolling us🤣

[@chilleeri7506]

Very cultural reference

[@Greatfang1319]

SIMPIN AINT PIMPIN!!!

[@phoenixomega3641]

That would be cool if he was getting paid for it.

[@diet_plastic478]

Theory: Australian girl purposefully picked a bnb in a bad part of town in the hopes Swoozie offer to just let her stay at his place. Thats sum serious pick-me behavior, and im in 8th grade so trust me, i know pick-me girls

[@Eddy-xc4ni]

100% just to get him to cave and let her stay there

[@mi3helle707]

Yikes 😬💀

[@Queef_Storm]

Sounds more like she made the John Doe profile herself.

[@tony4996]

If Swoozie just said “can’t right now busy, but I’ll ttyl” it could’ve ended entirely different.

[@thecherryrulz]

people scared to communicate

[@dennismcmurray436]

Lesson of the day, don’t be afraid to say “no” when people invite themselves over lol it can ruin everything 😭

[@alrocksthispage]

Oh hi mark

[@-441-]

exactly.

[@ArmstrongandTumbler]

As an introvert, I can never understand people who just invite themselves over.... Like I need at least a week to mentally prepare for people's bullshit. lol

[@nicasa78]

I was thinking the samething

[@FatNebraskaMom]

Exactly. This whole thing could have been stopped if Swoozie had just said whoa whoa whoa. No. Im having a day alone here with this girl.

[@matthewhhawk17]

Swoozie when he’s not getting what he wants: “I’ll allow it.”🤣

[@Sick654]

so generous

[@johnlewis8934]

He is basically the “This is fine” meme lol

[@TacoBoyJr]

I'm thankful this guy is still around. Crazy how long its been since his Disney story days.

[@sumi1454]

Respect to Swoozie for being a W human being and actually showing hospitality and respecting the fact that she had a boyfriend. I know know I damn well wouldn't.

[@myellatorres2110]

the squid game references and Swoozie singing “Money” by Lisa was everythingggg 💀💀

[@AlliandoX]

how u can tell hes on tiktok

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear my

[@Virtual_FPS]

It woulda been hilarious if a shot fired right as he said red light

[@creamii7017]

the “money” reference took me OUT

[@mariammosashvili4150]

Money got me screaming!!!

[@cartooncottage2024]

Swoozie's a real one for making sure Australia girl was in a safe apartment instead of a dangerous neighborhood.

[@hey639]

@bLackstar real

[@GSproductions793]

He was trying to get some action.

[@iRinnda]

Not me being sweet but a psycho, but the girl's cappin' for sure. :D

[@ronnie4095]

fr

[@ThatGamerLife519]

@bLackstar so cause you can't get sex you let girl go to suspect neighborhood dusbag move

[@TwisterTH]

Swoozie once again made another sweet Swoozie-sound-clip, because the way he said “RED LIGHT!", is genially a pure gold. I love it. C: (Oh! And "I’ll allow it" is also a gem)

[@ravenreveals]

When he tells you to unfollow all other dudes on Instagram 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@rgtotz1584]

Lol

[@rejangaming1446]

id say that depends on how thirsty they are cause if theyre so thirsty its like they came out of the sahara dessert and ate the saltiest dish in the world then yeah then its understandable XD

[@chriscoughs5774]

@@rejangaming1446 if they're that thirsty than you probably shouldn't be dating them.

[@ibrahiman.5682]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@keyholeent.7510]

You mine and only mine🪚😀

[@QueenOfPan]

5:25 - "we're taking pictures"... flashes a pic that can't be seen easily 👏🏽well played Nice coats... Hat giving NeYo vibes 🤩

[@JavarieBuddle]

Just slow the vid down

[@DaniloMunhequete]

"I'm in the lobby. Can I come up?" My answer would be: Nah... I'm busy now. Hit u up later. And I'd be kicking it with UK girl...

[@domagoj905]

Swoozie is build different. I actually think is a character trait, someone might even say its a flaw. I honestly do this sometimes - going out of my way for someone (like helping out) and it isn't even fulfilling because people are trash sometimes.

[@jrunnels04]

Bruh, that’s when you hit em with the, “my close friend is over and they really wanted some alone time.” 🤣

[@shaneh7519]

I’d just say I’m not home

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@shaneh7519 Hey, can i tell you about a cost-free Charity-Project I'm invested in? Trying to help yt become healthier aka less hate-filled and sex-sells-filled?

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@shaneh7519 Its a kinda charity-project like Hobby of mine. If i ever ask for money at any point, please block me the very same microsecond, yeah? Now the question: Wanna hear a bit more?

[@jessysoulmanscofield]

Or just say "no" 🤣

[@mattheww717]

I will never understand how swoozie ain’t worried about these girls seeing the video. Man just out here speaking his truth.

[@blackkyurem720]

Because he doesn't tell their names and socials

[@ugwunnaodinye8657]

@@blackkyurem720 yeah but surely they’ll connect the dots and figure out the story is about them

[@blackkyurem720]

@@ugwunnaodinye8657 i mean they probably won't mind it since their identity isn't thrown out there.

[@rais.3817]

What if this is just the way Swoozie passive aggressively addresses problem people in his life without having to confront them face-to-face🤔 lol he just makes vids about them and then they(hopefully) get the picture

[@Blackmello]

Think about it this way, when you go on a one time date with someone do you still follow them closely?

[@disharana2]

I love this man! Can hear him tell his stories forever.

[@karmanyadabral8295]

i love swoozie man, i love how his content has grown along with him. he was always mature but its like his personaliy just keeps on getting polished,more charismatic and more sensible

[@InfamousSwoosh]

this is great swoozie you keep killing it man

[@whatintheactualfuck390]

Oh sick I’m first to reply

[@joshla5436]

I agree swoosh man

[@locchardt]

SwOOOSH

[@locchardt]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@IBeWaddl]

Hey Imfamous Swoosh.

[@arandomweeb1890]

Me - Sad because I don’t have any friends SwooZie - Shares stories about bad experiences with friends Me - Humanity restored

[@neenann9431]

*Bonfire lit*

[@SirOutlandish]

Yea, kinda glad I aint got any of these troubles.

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@dermillemansingn9314]

i see u also like to simp for rem from re: zero

[@foxknifefynn2164]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate swoozie, for funny amazing content, but also how he teaches life lessons in the midst of it all

[@jaleelhogue9220]

Bruh Australian and British accents are my favorite I would just melt every convo

[@woutmaas5439]

YESSS A NEW GAMER GIRL! (Literally everyone rn :)

[@chadmaster4liv384]

Who

[@Thtboyej]

@@chadmaster4liv384 Me.

[@kazzzzzzzzzzzzz]

No 🧢

[@noble8773]

Me

[@Aurora_Animates]

I’m a gamer girl 0:

[@NeroMai]

The British accent seamlessly turning into a Scottish accent made me *choke*

[@swoozie]

😏

[@notmrgrim]

@@swoozie Hello there author of the video and commenter on this comment 😂😂

[@zyaicob]

Scottish accents are British but I get you

[@shitass1394]

@@swoozie waddup

[@N3xtup_Kenny]

@@swoozie yo that's kinda sus

[@mpazinambao2938]

Lol, the drawings and voices are soooo adorable. 'red light'!

[@krisb2059]

I can’t lie I miss this art style more then the newer ones😌

[@carvengamer4705]

Swoozie the only guy who can make 7 minutes feel like an hour

[@Vedho]

is that an insult, or a compliment??

[@garcia1177]

@@Vedho It’s a compliment. Basically good story telling makes you lose track of time and the animations solidify it.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

...Hey, can i tell you about a cost-free Charity-Project I'm invested in? Trying to help yt become healthier aka less hate-filled and sex-sells-filled? Its a kinda charity-project like Hobby of mine. If i ever ask for money at any point, please block me the very same microsecond, yeah? Now the question: Wanna hear a bit more?

[@ignacioaguilera14]

Legend says KZbin isn’t the only place where he can pull that magic 👀

[@Me-wx1mt]

But in a good way tho

[@robertfrancis9877]

Swoozie still remains as my absolute favourite youtuber. All the way back when he animated his career in Disney to now.... *And his stories still intrigue me*

[@5stararson]

Swoozie had about 483 girlfriends in the past year *chill out dude*

[@JellytotSupreme]

Omg every time y’all did the ‘red light’ gag I cracked up. I was nearly in tears man 😂😂😂

[@jayofficialcodm8015]

I love that Swoozie's channel is about his life....so we gonna eat for long

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter kuz

[@RyanSoltani]

Long life Long stories

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@arnavraghuvanshi7594]

The squid game references got me especially when you recreated that part when 456 was about to fall down

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Hey, can i tell you about a cost-free Charity-Project I'm invested in? Trying to help yt become healthier aka less hate-filled and sex-sells-filled?

[@mrskk78]

@@loturzelrestaurant no

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@mrskk78 Ok.

[@GalacticTitan57]

@@loturzelrestaurant oh damn you responded

[@benji5099]

I adore this art style

[@anthonysaint-1561]

Always in the mood for a swoozie vid

[@hisokamorow-_-]

Swoozie: has everything in the world except a stable love life 😂

[@UnknownCartoonEditor]

This man gets used as either as a camera guy or for housing

[@northamerica5142]

Well. I'm pretty sure he doesn't talk about his stable love life for vids, so I think he has it all

[@hisokamorow-_-]

@@northamerica5142 is a joke bro.

[@northamerica5142]

@@hisokamorow-_- I have a hard time noticing jokes.

[@whotfisjason7870]

bro really be catching himself in the weirdest predicaments and still makes it through , he a real one

[@vergilmontiero2558]

Can't believe I'm just seeing this, time to ring the bell. Also, this story hits close to home. There was a friend that I had from UK, except we were just friends. A few things happened and because of a few things I did we stopped speaking. This guy that she's with seems similar but then again he might not be, idk. Keep up the great stories swoozie!

[@raymondjames4594]

This man always comes in CLUTCH🙌🏾

[@cassie6645]

I really like the idea of having a limit on an open door policy. Because I'm the same way with being cool with my friends dropping in whenever they need a place to stay or just a safe place to go, but it's also good to have boundaries

[@NicholasAHanley]

Bro. You are a genius storyteller. You need to hold a masterclass.

[@rasheinmckenzie9319]

4:06 that London voice tho 😂😂😂

[@leviroberts2653]

Been watchin you for years bro. You’re just such a cool guy

[@TubeTAG]

“The end.” They say Australia Girl still lurks in LA to this day. Woe be to the man who think they might be getting lucky, for *she* might come and block thy rooster.

[@shyswitch6055]

When Swoozie’s upload video is irregular but never misses the target when he drops one *“I’ll Allow it”*

[@Tweak3r]

Bro swoozie needs to post more I need moreee

[@lulidibuja]

Noooooo, swoozieee!!! I was reaching the end like, here comes the redention arc, give me a redention arc, or a "so I told australian girl; woman, stop meddling in my affairs", a SOMETHING!! Whyyyyy~ Swoozieee?! We need a second chapter of this

[@serayamartinez9950]

You’re too nice. Sometimes, you gotta prioritize and tell people, “I’ll catch up with you later..” 🙂

[@RedTapeCrew]

Fr it was lowkey agitating 4 me lmaoo nothing wrong with saying “can’t hang tn, I’ll see u tmr”

[@KitOnlyHuman]

@@RedTapeCrew Agreed! I'm happy I'm to the point I can just say no sometimes. But it takes a while to get there and a lot of miss opportunities.

[@RedTapeCrew]

@@KitOnlyHuman no really, I used to be the same way, always couldn’t say no and would try to people please. But I’ve found that saying no and setting more boundaries now I receive much more respect

[@Lynn-nuna]

never met a guy that can hold himself at these situations as much as swoozie. much respect, my dude.

[@swoozie]

🤜🏽🤛🏼

[@BeComingNyrell]

Idk how I’m only finding this channel in the past week but u r hilarious “RED LIGHT” 😂😂

[@LordIronfist]

Watching this while chilling next to my fire pit by myself and probably made the neighbors think I'm a little nuts bc I laughed out loud for over a minute at "... I'm sure that relationship is thriving"

[@nikolaaleksovski4334]

Bruh Swoozie... My man... Why didnt you tell Australian girl that you are trying to hook up with the UK girl (even if that wasn't your main goal)? That would do the trick or just be honest with her... Could avoid a lot of uncomfortable situations like this in the future. The first 1min of being honest is rough but its worth it.

[@UnknownCartoonEditor]

Australian girl would have cock blocked either way.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Mom, can we play Squid Game?" "We have Squid Game at home" Squid Game at home: 1:29

[@MM-ij1jh]

👁👄👁

[@TheHotBlade]

Me when Sqidgame:

[@uvbe]

Avery! Big fan, haven't seen a comment of yours in a long time.

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@luqmanmohames677]

Overrated

[@Mike-sw4mb]

Ngl I like the new drawing style its cute

[@yotcprod]

That "Red Light!" Bruh I'm crying

[@Shallow25]

The squid game reference slays me

[@Shallow25]

@@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284 you're being sarcastic right?😅

[@conquistadorrecords]

I haven’t even watched this episode and know it’s going to be great!

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter g

[@kxder69]

@@26mic STFU and stop trying to get clut from comments holy shit

[@playerslayer1787]

@@26mic Not tryna knock your hustle or something but when you comment stuff like that it comes off a desperate

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@zhongxina2614]

3:10 John Doe LMFAOOOOOO THE DUDE DIDN'T EVEN TRY

[@shahi4827]

bruh these drawings are too cute ngl

[@WakeNBakeBro]

This makes me feel better being alone and talking to no one. This seems exhausting and lacks any type of positive outcome

[@Bootyeheg]

Right

[@TheReal_ist]

Im still amazed that someone will just take a flight to go see a friend.... U KIDDING ME i barely wanna fly if im going on a vacation. That shit is EXPENSIVE. These extroverts are insane.

[@leejoshua5610]

If a girl is flying to me im clapping cheeks like a pizzera makes pizza out of dough

[@madderthanever]

And this sWooZie's move of having lots of 'female friends' is a dumb one. Cause, with a male friend, all he would have to do is say "Dude, disappear." And his man would go like Casper, and that would be the end of it.

[@-LastStand-]

Be gone like Danny Phantom.

[@TM-hi2gs]

Last Stand He’s a phantom

[@maimunaali3072]

“Phantom! Phantom!” 🎶

[@justtreesiddty6889]

The red lights always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SavxOfficial]

love your stories.

[@tyriqbrown8072]

Look at God, getting Swoozie to do yet ANOTHER UPLOAD, HELL YES🤠

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter brother

[@michaeljordan7412]

@@26mic Don’t self promote bro. Let your content speak for itself

[@BrokenGamerYT]

@@26mic bro no one gives a crap of your self promotion 💀

[@PrinceofSD24]

I always feel like whenever I’m out here pursuing a girl, Swoozie shares a story to get me prepared for what’s about to happen to me in the near future 🤓

[@wuendi499]

The “I’ll allow it.” Make me laugh!! 😂

[@shadex5057]

Tbh you deserve a lot your amazing bro

[@cham8523]

Swoozie got that drip tho respect

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@theninjafry]

At this point, we’re all waiting for the Swoozie vid titled “No Cap No Clickbait I’m in a Relationship”

[@jaytheshinobi2901]

2:00, Lisa reference? 😁

[@iMAmAllTheAbove]

Swoozie miraculously never closes the deal

[@JerushaCouture]

Oh SwooZ I’m Australian too…..RED LIGHT’ 💋

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Blam

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@BLOODKINGbro ...Hey, can i tell you about a cost-free Charity-Project I'm invested in? Trying to help yt become healthier aka less hate-filled and sex-sells-filled? Its a kinda charity-project like Hobby of mine. If i ever ask for money at any point, please block me the very same microsecond, yeah? Now the question: Wanna hear a bit more?

[@Zario2Funny]

@@loturzelrestaurant no

[@CaneSugarCane]

@@loturzelrestaurant *ABSOLUTELY NOT* GTFOH

[@FruitaFuka]

I’m Australian too

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

John Doe also refers to a man who uses multiple names (aliases) where the true name remains unknown. But I guess Swoozie was referring to John Doe in the context of law enforcement in America as a corpse.

[@carlocalderon3659]

Also from the movie Se7en! Kevin Spacey’s character!

[@ariannabrown8131]

It really just refers to not being known the real identity. It’s just the most well known example is with a deceased unknown person

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

@@carlocalderon3659 ah ok. I did not know that fact. Thanks

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

@@ariannabrown8131 Point taken.

[@tehmuse1521]

"I'm sure that relationship is thriving" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@mashajerkovic6393]

Legend says australian girl is still there chilling by the fridge

[@Brandon._.Walker]

If it's one thing Swoozie constantly teaches us, is that these females be wildin'

[@skinneybob4984]

This on was low key a sad ending TUFF

[@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284]

*SWOOZIE SUCKS I MAKE BETTER CONTENT*

[@Tinoriffic]

Lowkey or highkey?

[@skinneybob4984]

@@Tinoriffic low key

[@jaketownsend4431]

Love the work keep it up man

[@ethansimpson9120]

This was hilarious bro 💯😂

[@HygorBH]

Australian Girl is so suffocating, I legit felt like out of breath while watching this video. Like, girl... don't you have boundaries in Australia?!

[@Becca.-.]

Lol

[@AlliandoX]

australian and a girl, thats called overstaying ur welcome swoozie has a type and its shallow models

[@deadthorns]

Her personality has nothing to do with her being Aussie lmao

[@notsocooldude7720]

@@AlliandoX Most people prefer people they find attractive. It’s hardwired in the human brain

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@notsocooldude7720 Preferring people you find attractive is fine but there needs to be an overlap between physical attraction and a good personality and I don't think Australian Girl completed that Venn Diagram.

[@ebonimccain6988]

I feel like the moral of all your girl stories is you need to establish better boundaries. I have boundary issues so I'm calling myself out too.

[@AlliandoX]

its the type of girl hes choosing, he always goes after instagram models

[@GeeMannn]

It's so hard for him to say no lmao. It's what makes these videos so entertaining hahaha

[@blinkur09mom]

I agree, he needs to set boundaries and stick by them. He should’ve been straight forward with the Aussie pick me girl and said no we can’t hang out I have plans with someone else.

[@AliciaaugustXD]

I can’t wait for the day Swoozie finds and gets married to his other half

[@shyryTsr2k]

This dude Mr. International bangin 😂

[@huntercool2232]

3:32 Wait wait wait! That’s an Australian reference and the Australian girl doesn’t understand it, but Swoozie does? *That’s actually hilarious lol*

[@picturebreakdown]

Mad respect for the truly loyal fans who got here early enough to see this

[@LockhartDan]

Man, you do MARVEL and Star Wars Breakdowns?!😱 so cool

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter my g

[@MintyVal]

easy been here since day one b)

[@velociraptor7631]

Bro the “RED LIGHT” absolutely murdered me 💀💀💀

[@blazilfrazil2]

My heart shattered at the end

[@walz4035]

swoozie's life in 2 weeks has more excitement than my whole life

[@thecollecter1529]

Wooziest the rest of the animation squad “redlight” they leave without seeing him “green light”

[@itzghostbotduh2082]

The amount pf pain at the end😂❤️

[@marcusbrummell3054]

You know its a good day when sWooZie and CORY upload at the same time

[@26mic]

U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter my g

[@DarkLxzarus]

Fr

[@danilejai7801]

Who is Cory?

[@joshuathomas6603]

@@danilejai7801the fuck you mean you don’t know who Cory is

[@myellatorres2110]

omg yesss

[@dwightk.schrute5559]

Swooz is with the throwback style thumbnail

[@NGTkado]

This story hurts me on so many levels. Swoozie you are too nice bro, gotta be direct sometimes.

[@CPTBOFF]

Glad to see swoozie Acknowledge us Aussies

[@neekogregory1885]

The day always better when swoozie uploads

[@cockerspanielfan56]

You tell the best and funny stories, Swoozie. You the man. This story was even crazier than those stories you told like the one where those two girls rubbed ice on you and when a girl topless at the pool just bearhugged you like that 😂.