Auto-Correct & Line Choice Chaos | Don McMillan Comedy

Auto-correct also saved my marriage.
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What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

[@schonnj]

The checkout line thing is 100% accurate.

[@WolfgangWhyte]

Yeah, I've been lapped in line before too 🤭

[@jdapaul1351]

Line choice chaos. Especially in grocery shopping. 🤣

[@julianloef202]

I can relate🤣

[@corgi_dad]

Auto-incorrect!

[@zevfarkas5120]

Been there, suffered that...

[@lulakacontreras3520]

amazing

[@Fafonia]

I have the same luck with lines and auto-correct hates me.

[@Jcs57]

The coupon lady that pays with a check and only begins the purse checkbook fishing tournament after the total is rung up. 🙄

[@Mindy0628]

😂😂😂

[@sebastiaolopes6515]

I´ve been lapped many times too, really. There´s this single-line thing now, which funnels everyone to all cashiers on a FIFO way. But I, more often than not, get the slowest person ever. Or they are swicthing shifts and I get stuck waiting for the new person the settle...

[@boonecountygenerators3052]

Just get in line with the fewest number of women. One line has three women, the other line has eight dudes? Those dudes know.