Trump Calls 5-Year-Old Granddaughter Onstage During Rally

Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, September 24, then holds a high-stakes presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.
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[@redcomet0079]

Trump: “I’ll be dating her in 10 yrs” *yes, he actually said that once*

[@douglasbillington8521]

Yep. Real swell guy, huh?

[@grmpEqweer]

Friend of Epstein.

[@danieljohnson8827]

​@@grmpEqweer Really good buddy. Said so himself.

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

He was a Frequent Flier on EpsteinAir 🤮

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

At least one of Epstein's underaged girls said she personally "serviced" T*** for Epstein. Given all the stuff we CAN prove he did the system's unwillingness to take her seriously is sad.

[@RedStatesPovertyWatch]

"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." --Donald Trump

[@elementeight8]

Nah, he’d just grab her meow without consent.

[@sallyrose3161]

Yes, I am STILL TRYING TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE HOTS FOR HER & NOT AFRAID TO SAY SO. LUSTING FOR YOUR OWN CHILD....YES. GOOD ROLE MODEL

[@randysparanormalinvestigat9657]

Well, at least he didn't shower with her as Biden did with an 11 year old Ashley.

[@rkymtnchi503]

@@elementeight8 I suspect she'll spill the beans and leak some very twisted stories about her childhood once he finally chokes on a Big Mac and keels over. Until then, she'll behave to get her inheritance.

[@threeravens1788]

Seth, my day, no matter how stressful changes, by listening and laughing with you. Thank you.

[@a_planet_on_fire]

You omitted a comma in that sentence.

[@johnbrown6189]

Run kid run!

[@marygreen8775]

I WOULD NOT TRUST HIM WITH MY DOG...LIBEL TO HAVE SEX WITH IT.

[@Opus313]

I like Kamala's chances in November... it will take many people helping her... Vote Blue 💙 folks!

[@paulyricca3881]

🥃👴🏻 I GOT A HAIR SYSTEM NOT A TOUPEE

[@paulenemaehinds9848]

It’s going to be the tightest election ever. Get out and vote.

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

We can't get complacent.

[@serendipitouslytranscenden8843]

I'm true BLUE, all the way. If we can get a majority in both houses for at least 8 years, America can actually be great.

[@michaelmorrissey9239]

💙💙💙💙💙

[@jackl4laughs]

Correction: Tim Walz is also a proud gun owner, who like Kamala supports sensible gun regulations. So the person is gonna get hot cocoa while waiting for the paramedics...

[@grmpEqweer]

Definitely gonna render first aid. As one does.

[@MagiRemmie]

I think the joke is Tim is too nice even as a gun owner.

[@FredricoMayonetti]

@@jackl4laughs it’s really blowing republicans minds that dems like guns

[@Shahoddie56]

😂😂❤

[@johnrhodes5914]

@@MagiRemmie Yes. The humor of the joke went over his head.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Trump also conceded defeat reading the teleprompter by saying "Ree bee do ahh".

[@audreywellham2413]

✌️🎊🙏🏻😂🎉👍🤍💙❕Finally I get it!🤣

[@therealtruhighking1351]

😂😂😂

[@steveb796]

The 5 year old made $200,000 for the appearance. Paid out of campaign funds.

[@debracoronado3331]

You're probably right

[@grmpEqweer]

Did anyone see the thumbnail and think, "Get that child away from that creep!"

[@andrewstevenson118]

Yep. Reminded me of a scene from "The Dead Zone" with Martin Sheen (?).

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

I was a bit worried she was close after someone's tried to kiII him twice already.

[@elementeight8]

He wants to date her, too.

[@karllaverge4159]

I just hope they at least managed to explain to her beforehand that the Creepy Old Man was actually her grandfather!?

[@trueblade39]

@@andrewstevenson118 Stephen King was once interviewed about how he felt about basically predicting Trump. A shame Stilson's career ended and Trump's hasn't

[@razzledazzyl]

So Trump wants Johnny Carson back on the Tonight Show? Why stop there? Let’s get Steve Allen back behind desk. I mean, this could be the start of something big!

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

LOL LOVE IT

[@donnasparks2790]

😂😂😂😂

[@cwilliamstewart]

It's corpse-tastic TV!

[@newstroll982]

From the same people that said, JFK Jr was going to run for Trump's vice president.

[@alias093001]

The Tonight Show: Taped live from the graveyard.

[@tompeace7907]

To all Republicans (and wise Independents), and Democrats, choosing freedom (and a more intelligent and caring stance) over hateful conditioning and Trumpy cultism...THANK YOU, true Patriots! 💙 (I'm an Independent for Blue!!!)

[@abbeyball6890]

💙💙💙💙

[@zemtek420]

Im a die hard Republican and definitely will not be voting Blue where I live. Blue is literally trying to tax us out of our homes. I will probably vote 3rd party because I can not support either party in good heart. I am also doing my best to oust the religous wrong in my party. Because all this over regulation is NOT the Republican way. We are about less government not more. Real Republicans believe government needs to stay the hell out of our personal lives. Real Republicans believe in Lincoln's government should be of the people, by the people and for the people. I do not like trump and have never voted for him or any part of his cult. Both parties need to do WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better at putting up people that will actually serve the people instead of corporations.

[@travisboyle285]

Brought his human shield ....i mean granddaughter on stage

[@357CLOUDY]

Oh, that is cold!

[@andrewstevenson118]

"The Dead Zone."

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

@@andrewstevenson118 T*** definitely has made me think of the crazy president in that movie. Sadly at this point IF he DID use a toddler as a human shield his MAGAT cult would be OK with it.

[@mrsherwood2599]

💀 💀 💀

[@sharonjacobson9163]

I thought the same thing!! 🤔

[@BooksForever]

My cats save me tons of money because they make every week at home feel special, like a vacation from everywhere else.

[@stephaniebarrett4769]

Yup..I have 4 !

[@donnabryant3915]

Me too. I have 4 also❤❤❤

[@grmpEqweer]

My cats are furry little hooligans. This includes the ferals, even if they're their own cats.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@stephaniebarrett4769 cats look down on us , dogs look up to us literally. I'm a dog person.

[@cheshirecat6518]

​@@pietrojenkins6901naw...you just haven't slowed down enough to really get to know a cat. I have had both all my 62 years, and I find the quiet, loving, undemanding calm of a cat is just perfect for me now.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Trump has conceded defeat many times by not grabbing Melania's hand again after she slapped it away.

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 YOUR MOTHER LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BERRYMAN.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@@paulyricca3881 And your mother is a hamster.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@TheLordOfNothing 👴🏻🥃 I KNOW BUT SHE STILL SMARTER DAN U.

[@toddwatson4019]

Fantastic show. Best debate ever.

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

So did he say "I'll be dating her in 10 years" or was that only for Ivanka? 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanreedgibson]

I wouldn't let my little girl anywhere near that weirdo.

[@CallMeGailyn]

That remark was about a stranger on an escalator.

[@steve_beatty]

dang it...beat me by 3 minutes... 😅🖖🏼

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

​​​@@CallMeGailyn Just as disgusting either way 🤮

[@roronoabear]

Ive no doubt. He just needs to wait to see if she is pretty enough for him.. SUCH A FREAKIN CREEP

[@davefoster8845]

Even If it's his own granddaughter, he shouldn't be anywhere near her. Lock Trumstein up!

[@dawncarlson9131]

Pathetic to use a sweet little girl for his self promotion….he’s a pig.

[@ItRemindMeOfHome]

I love how Seth makes fun of himself.

[@Lbig78]

Trump can barely remember his own kids, so I'm sure he didn't realize that was his grand daughter until one of his assistants told him.

[@boathousejoed1126]

That debate skit was perfect!

[@pauldionne1665]

The world needs to see this.😂😂😂😂😂😂. "That's ALL FOLKS". Now you're up to date 😂😂😂. Love it Seth. So cool 😎.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

The debate prep session involves a fake beard, awkward laugh and eyeliner.

[@joe1071]

Don’t forget fucking a couch

[@elementeight8]

And oodles of misogyny.

[@wilycat5290]

😂😂😂😂

[@derekrhodes4536]

That poor child is gonna have to change her name to live this down... she gonna be a teenager and filing for emancipation based on being forced to shill for her felon grandfather.

[@grmpEqweer]

He'll be pushing up daisies by the time she's in highschool.

[@kambyr]

Hard to believe a cat could travel 900 miles with all these cat eating crazy people all over the place.

[@pn1831]

Caught a ride in a truck

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

My favorite parts of the fake debate are the jokes about Don Jr and Eric.

[@DollyMiddleton-ke1yp]

It’s a good thing Seth is funny.

[@foxopolos9681]

Oh Seth....that debate spoof nearly choked me with laughing so hard, trying to drink my coffee! Well done. Loved it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gdp3rd]

My folks used to bring their cat and two dogs on vacation ... in their RV.

[@stephaniebarrett4769]

Cool!!! ❤

[@FredricoMayonetti]

Trump only had her up there to use as a shield. No shot he’s seen her until that day 😂

[@DollyMiddleton-ke1yp]

I think she has a sense of it, next to him.

[@DougFalls-j8m]

Trumps own granddaughter thinks Trump stinks!

[@latinzane]

Owning a gun is another thing Harris can do that Assolini can't. 😂😂😂

[@scottcuilty4154]

I literally had to ask two children to stop vaping in my face on the bus today. Are these the people he's talking about protecting? Underage kids smoking in public? That's 90 percent of the vaping market.

[@grmpEqweer]

I've seen plenty of adults vaping. Usually where it's not allowed.

[@LetsGo.times.a.wastin3]

Excellent 😊 thanks Seth!

[@bezenhappync]

Guy whos been shot at uses granddaughter as shield.

[@andrewstevenson118]

"The Dead Zone."

[@philbrown9764]

That poor little girl, will be scared for life, knowing who she’s related to. Hopefully, she’ll be smart and deny it.

[@JacobGood-t5s]

Why ask a five year old for who she’s voting for they don’t know much other then seeing momma and daddy fight over taxes or something that’s concerning for any mother having a 87 year old man ask a five year old who’s she’s voting for any mother would’ve said no!

[@ShaneCanon]

That Mozart/Drake joke deserves a bigger laugh.

[@csmarkham]

Loves me a good Mozart joke

[@sarahdee374]

Wouldn't it be hilarious to discover he brought up a strange 5 year old, not knowing his own granddaughter? And look at how he's gripping her arm, like "you're not getting away from me, mwah, ha, ha". and I can barely drive my cat to the vet. Leave the dang thing home, give it some time off, it's an introvert!

[@ChymicalEVV]

0:57 here, let me hold my grandchild in front of a crowd of people after 2 assassination attempts on me.....

[@colieonstallion1654]

Yea..very careless smh

[@paulenemaehinds9848]

Right!

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

It's fine, it's the... How'dVance say it... Just something we have to accept?

[@shaun5497]

Jesus Christ. I didn’t even think of that.

[@ReneiYarrow]

Ever see (or read) The Deadzone?

[@sparkyheberling6115]

I am glad that Seth didn’t say “Mr President.”

[@jeepliving1]

Secret Service: "Mr. Ex-president, we'd like to suggest you buy a bullet-proof vest for your rallies." Ex-president: "That's not in the budget. I'll start bringing my grand-daughter to rallies to hold in front of me."

[@jasonyoung4415]

Love you Seth

[@zbennalley]

*Trump sees a kid* Trump: Oh good, a shield!!

[@jdm1039]

It was the first time he ever met the kid

[@Karen_Maine]

You are my number 1 news source. I rarely miss a night. It's so fun knowing you've been here, in Marblehead, where I am. I still think there should have been an Olson/Meyers 2024 ticket. I'd vote for you and your darling uncle Eric! 🥰🥰✌🏼

[@ShyyGaladriel]

The mock debate made me laugh so hard 😂

[@cyrneco]

I hope they have enough sense to never leave the kid alone with trump.

[@513morris]

First ballot "not a toy" hof inductee, power door lock buttons. 🥇

[@jennypeel2626]

Seth, your debate was AWESOME 🤩

[@lindaarmstrongjackman9788]

Kelly Anne is sharing alternative facts again if she thinks TRUMP will concede.

[@ItsyBetsy365]

Flawless editing on the debate. 😂😂😂😂

[@HazelwithaZ]

That Pete/JD joke is worth thinking through. Pretty harsh burn, really.

[@Monika-mh2je]

Well done with deconstructed debates. 😂😂

[@Eric-qk3bk]

Forget the Alamo.. Remember Hillary 2016. Vote Blue

[@JesseJames-t5e]

Please do more headlines with Harris. It's discouraging to see trumps name everywhere

[@sherinameless1618]

Kellyanne saying that Trump will "graciously concede defeat" is an example of a future alternative fact.

[@ur22much2]

Looking at Trumps grip on her arm, makes my arm hurt. If trump conceded defeat, did he walk around on his knees?

[@corylink3195]

I actually laughed... without rolling my eyes.😅

[@simonayers8033]

8:44. Trump looks like a door knocker from the labyrinth 😂

[@richardrobbins387]

Something's missing, though

[@JudyBlevins-p3p]

Seth to funny and love ya

[@ejwright5655]

Ms Conway looks like a contestant on RuPaul drag race. 😂

[@357CLOUDY]

Nope.

[@sherinameless1618]

Who takes their cat on vacation to the Grand Canyon? The people who don't take gorp. Shout out to Seth and Josh and their Grand Canyon gorp podcast.

[@deenormus1975]

Oh yay! I love Seth Meyers debate!

[@broncofun5636]

lol - they made a 10 minute bit just for the last line!

[@mikemixon3150]

Charges are being filed against Trump and Vance in Ohio...by the Haitian Bridge Association there. Hopefully it will get talked about in the coming days. Seth I hope you'll mention it.

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

Absolutely would be amazing.

[@lukebarrett7531]

Boom Boom Boom!!!

[@sbsstorytelling]

Thermostat joke was genius!

[@eggsII]

Why would Trump talk about ecstasy to kindergartners?

[@elementeight8]

Perhaps he wants to date them, just like he wants to date his daughter.

[@TheChonaman]

A great segment. Bring on some more of these, Seth!

[@drogusmaxwell6640]

I could see Mozart going in on Drake 😂

[@TomChang-e3r]

You the best love it Thank you

[@professorgreen4451]

Nobody's gonna comment on the Orange Terrorist using the child as a shield? IJS Writers, pay attention to details. Lol

[@sparklersfrom_nj2294]

My cat loves vacation and hates Tr*mp

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Oh my gosh I love your question to Trump about where all the resumes are coming from - prisons and mental institutes😆😂

[@AluminumAllium]

Hope everyone’s having a good day! (•w•)

[@sherinameless1618]

The Late Night Debates are one of my most favorite LN bits ever, and this one was exceptionally great. And it's fun to think of the poor LN employees who are now going to mental institutions after having to watch the actual debate 567 times.

[@Spiritdove64]

One day if Trump lives long enough he will say " I would date my grandaughter if we were not related"

[@chrisarcher1146]

RE: receiving job applications from mental institutions Don't worry Seth. I'm still only sarcastically asking people for jobs through twitter. Normally it's you and Colbert, yesterday during my organic chemistry lecture it was the National Institute of Mental Health. Takes one to know one, eh? Onward to glory I GOOOOOOO!

[@posthocprior]

That was funny.

[@jeffereyroderick7006]

Pete must be like, WTF you want me to play the dumbest VP Candidate against the Coolest way more qualified VP hopeful Tim Walz ?😂😂😂

[@LostInSC]

This was better than the real debate!😂😂😂

[@CarlaPalmer-y2r]

The answers to those questions sound just about right, shes gotta go back to "jersey" to rally 😅 and he should try not to call his sons "weak n stupid".😂😂😂😂😂 good host Seth

[@brettwoods8166]

Oh yeah

[@paulyricca3881]

🥃👴🏻 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN.

[@joannajamerson35]

I BRING MY CAT❤

[@ThePatrix1879]

I do as well when taking vacation within the country. I don't bring him internationally to keep him safe.

[@lauraanne5175]

Why doesn't anyone talk about how Kimberly Gilford is Gavin Newsom's ex!

[@elementeight8]

Yeah, it blows my mind, too.

[@rprebel]

Mozart's real name was Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

He ended up selling American chips to China 😂

[@tylerhackner9731]

What a weird man

[@21anusha]

Yay 🎉😅

[@paulyricca3881]

🥃👴🏻 BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN RULES MAN

[@nemomonteflores3890]

Seth obviously joyfully loves his job and the people he works with and us, his audience. This works for me. Thanks, Seth. And your parents for raising a brilliant humorist. And Josh for being a great brother. ❤

[@diogenes5654]

Beautiful job with the "debate"

[@automaticmattywhack1470]

GODDAMMIT SETH! This is the 4th time you've made me spit out my Dr. Pepper while laughing. The "Weak and Stupid" punchline did it. Please stop being funny when I'm not expecting it.

[@alexis_sorbanio]

Correction, I guess: I've always loved this setup, but please bring back the Late Night Press Corps and the wonderful, wonderful blonde woman whose facial reactions made the punchlines that much funnier. (I know Seth didn't read the comments back then, but my god, we all loved her!)

[@ExMagasForKamala]

This is genius! Fun!

[@realfamimation]

i guess he did redeem himself

[@movingfiber]

Gd you have a beatiful crowd! 😍

[@tylerellington8796]

The best part of having a cat is that you can leave it alone when you go on vacation.

[@grmpEqweer]

They will poop on your pillow.

[@elementeight8]

If you do that, you’re unfit to have a cat. Gross.

[@marygreen8775]

WHO SAYS IT WAS HIS GRANDDAUGHTER,,,ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE...

[@grmpEqweer]

😳🤯🤮🤮🤮

[@grmpEqweer]

...Are you suggesting he and Ivanka...🤮

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

From her facial expression, even the 5 y.o granddaughter knows to be creeped out by this predatory old man holding her. I'm sad that her parents let him.