Why the Calendar Makes ZERO Sense | Dave Gorman | Avalon

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In this clip from Dave Gorman's Modern Life is Goodish, Dave explains why the calendar makes no sense at all and airs his views on astrology.
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@ianh9696
@ianh9696 2 жыл бұрын
I know this was done as a joke but I think there is a lot of truth to this. Everything would be the same date wise. Councils charge you rent by the week and there are 13 x 4 week segments to the year. If you were paid monthly on the same date that would make paying bills a lot easier, no more 5 week months. Personally, I believe this should become reality.
@thizmferiznotreal
@thizmferiznotreal Жыл бұрын
It aligns with the moon cycles too. The laughing and the way they present this as comedy is creepy af.
@toddn2150
@toddn2150 Жыл бұрын
Y'all need to look up the Gregorian calendar and why they did what they did
@kaigordon2900
@kaigordon2900 Жыл бұрын
​@thizmferiznotreal not really, the moon cycle is something like 29 days, 44 mins and2.9 seconds so it'd misalign straight away but ah well
@small_ed
@small_ed 10 ай бұрын
A 13-month 364-day calendar is definitely more logical. I'm almost surprised this system was never adapted because the planetary elite are obsessed with numerology and prime numbers like 7 (days of the week), 13 (Friday the 13th), and 19 (a typical advertised dimension of the family idiot box in decades past)!
@victoriarose3478
@victoriarose3478 10 ай бұрын
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@danielmoran4051
@danielmoran4051 4 ай бұрын
Please let's adopt this calendar immediately. It would be weird for a couple of years but like an update for your phone you'd eventually get used to it and wonder how you used that old Callander with its chaotic structure for so long. This is absolutely brilliant.
@Okinawatrip
@Okinawatrip 4 ай бұрын
As a person living in Japan where they change the name and the numbering of the years with every new emperor, I guess my question is, when do we start using your system?
@Benedikt83
@Benedikt83 4 ай бұрын
In fact, during the time of the Romans, the year started on March 1st. This is also the reason why February is the shortest month (it was the last) and why October - December got their name.
@pihermoso11
@pihermoso11 3 ай бұрын
Look at any Zodiac calendar, the year always starts at Aries, this is why October is 8th month from Aries sign
@VloggingThroughHistory
@VloggingThroughHistory 2 ай бұрын
March 25th was New Year's day until the Gregorian Calendar was adopted.
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp Ай бұрын
Because March is the real new year. New yr is on spring
@spencerraney4979
@spencerraney4979 2 жыл бұрын
There’s already a thirteenth sign, astrologers just ignored it because of the superstitions surrounding thirteen.
@Sonic12Lexi
@Sonic12Lexi Жыл бұрын
13 is claimed to be an unlucky number by a lot of people. In reality, no numbers are luxky or unlucky.
@thizmferiznotreal
@thizmferiznotreal Жыл бұрын
It’s claimed unlucky so the population want to stick to the fake 12 months system.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Жыл бұрын
In number theory there is a such thing as lucky numbers. 13 is one of them.
@PhreshTune
@PhreshTune Жыл бұрын
13 must be unlucky for the evil ones
@Jordan_TheNinja
@Jordan_TheNinja Жыл бұрын
Ophiuchus ⛎ The 13th sign
@ThuTran-sg7vn
@ThuTran-sg7vn Жыл бұрын
I wish we could implement this correct calendar.
@daisyy42o
@daisyy42o Жыл бұрын
There’s a website that sells the correct calendars 😉
@Sonic12Lexi
@Sonic12Lexi Жыл бұрын
@@daisyy42o where?
@OnlyMoi
@OnlyMoi 8 ай бұрын
Oh yes, which website?
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth 6 ай бұрын
Any calendar that starts on Sunday instead of Monday is just as flawed as every dumb calendar that came before it. Weeks start on Mondays, there for the monthS MUST start on Mondays.
@CapucineNighly
@CapucineNighly 5 ай бұрын
Orthodox follows this calendar. Wished we went back to it and removed April Fool's day to Jesus' bday. >.>;
@llydrsn
@llydrsn 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually very elegant and makes a lot of sense. It would be fantastic during leap year: 4 straight day off - the two weekends and the two intermissions!
@courtlandwilliams2275
@courtlandwilliams2275 6 ай бұрын
For some of us.
@yngviorsigurjonsson3878
@yngviorsigurjonsson3878 3 ай бұрын
Funny thing is the old Icelandic Calendar used to have a month called "Gormán-uður" basically "Gormonth".
@isaiahlangfords5574
@isaiahlangfords5574 2 ай бұрын
why is nonody talking about the fact that if theres 13 months we pay thousands more per year in bills? that scraps the whole plan for me
@richiepatil
@richiepatil Ай бұрын
You also get paid one month more so nothing changes
@isaiahlangfords5574
@isaiahlangfords5574 Ай бұрын
@@richiepatil nobody gets paid monthly they get paid biweekly you dont get an extra month of pay you have to pay 3 days earlier every munth creating an extra month for you to be charged one extra time per year
@richiepatil
@richiepatil Ай бұрын
@@isaiahlangfords5574 dude you know maybe just there are other places in the world where people get paid monthly, some get paid by the hour, your argument is futile, because rules can be changed to fit the new calendar 🤦‍♂. 1 month of more income 1 month of more expenses nothing really changes.
@richiepatil
@richiepatil Ай бұрын
@@isaiahlangfords5574 and even if you get paid biweekly there are more weeks where you get paid, if you don't understand that well my time was futile.
@whimsical_me5135
@whimsical_me5135 2 жыл бұрын
What about the children that are born on "intermission"? How do they keep track of their birthdays?
@gothnate
@gothnate Жыл бұрын
It could be 0/0/year for the regular one, and 0/1/year for the leap year. That way they can have a numerical birthdate for official documents that align with everyone else's.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Жыл бұрын
1/0/year
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth 6 ай бұрын
With calendars. The same way people born on Feb 29th do. AND ALSO the same way everyone else does.
@gabrielex
@gabrielex 5 ай бұрын
What happens on the intermission stays in the intermission, probably they'll be suppressed 😅
@MrKalidascopeEyes
@MrKalidascopeEyes 5 ай бұрын
It washes the dish and gets back in the basement or it gets the rod again
@greg10469
@greg10469 6 ай бұрын
God gave us the map to the calender on one of the longest living creatures on earth. The turtle's back. It has 13 sections and there is other stuff I can't remember all of what I learned except sometime near 400 AD Rome changed the calender to suit themselves and shortly thereafter Rome fell apart...
@wesbaumguardner8829
@wesbaumguardner8829 5 ай бұрын
Rome did not collapse until 476 A.D. Octavius Caeser died in 14 A.D. There is at least 450 years difference between these two events. That is a long time. The American empire will be lucky if it makes 250 years.
@TrustingTroller
@TrustingTroller 5 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠​⁠@@wesbaumguardner8829 450 years is pretty short in the grand scheme of things, and Rome hasn't come back since!
@wesbaumguardner8829
@wesbaumguardner8829 5 ай бұрын
@@TrustingTroller Considering the average lifespan of an empire is only about 250 years, I would say you are incorrect in this matter.
@PNG675
@PNG675 10 ай бұрын
Still 13 months are in a year, 6 months have 3 extra days that's 3X6 =18 days plus another 5 months have extra two days that is 2X5 =10, 10+18= 28. The 13th month had its days divided into each of the months except February. Because February is the month before the first month. That is March.
@booblam6919
@booblam6919 6 ай бұрын
If someone born on March 29......where would it be on a 13 month calendar?
@МартинДиклиев
@МартинДиклиев 4 ай бұрын
Yeah ive actually thought about this too. Intermission would be hella hype
@tenj00
@tenj00 11 ай бұрын
Best way to introduce a better system is with humor. I'm still waiting for the duodecimal Chappelle Special.
@WilliamWizer
@WilliamWizer 2 ай бұрын
I see a small problem with that approach. 13 is prime so we can't have half a year, a third of a year or a fourth of a year. I agree that 13*28 is closer to the real 365 days/year but the advantages of having a 360 days/year with 5 or 6 intermision days. 360 days/year would give us 6 days/week, 6 weeks/month and 10 months/year with 1 intermision day every 2 months. as a plus, with this calendar I propose, we have 6 days/week (you work 4 days and take a 2 days weekend)
@bdrepin
@bdrepin 5 күн бұрын
does this integrate better or worse with lunar cycles? or any other life cycles?
@WilliamWizer
@WilliamWizer 5 күн бұрын
@@bdrepin the lunar cycle is 29.5 days so neither fits properly. it would be hell if you tried to fit lunar cycles within earth years since there's aproximately 12,37 lunar cycles in an earth year. to be precise 730/59. tide intervals are also irregular and depending on the place of the planet so they can't be used as a way to make a calendar better fitting. menstrual cycles have diferent lengths depending on the woman and even with who lives. I would love to find other life cycles to compare but I wasn't able. if you can make any suggestion...
@PogodinPavel
@PogodinPavel 4 ай бұрын
Let me add something here. For the sake of consistency they should be Quintember and Sextember))
@amireallythatgrumpy6508
@amireallythatgrumpy6508 Ай бұрын
All months should end in 'ber'.
@AzureKyle
@AzureKyle 5 ай бұрын
I did the math and, since I was born on a leap year, my birthday in the new month system would be the 1st of Sextilis.
@PogodinPavel
@PogodinPavel 4 ай бұрын
I believe that naming that month Sextember would be a tiny bit more practical)
@laaaliiiluuu
@laaaliiiluuu 10 күн бұрын
​@@PogodinPavel How about Sexchamber?
@leinad.s
@leinad.s Жыл бұрын
You've sort of got the idea, our calendar is wrong and there should be 13 months that track the moon.
@GodwynDi
@GodwynDi 5 ай бұрын
The moon and days don't align
@JamesCPotter13
@JamesCPotter13 3 ай бұрын
​@GodwynDi arent the phases of the moon 28 days apart? I feel that would track INCREDIBLY.
@GodwynDi
@GodwynDi 3 ай бұрын
@JamesCPotter13 29.5 so it's close but then starts to fall apart over time. Unless you have an extra day every other month...
@MindOverNumber
@MindOverNumber 8 күн бұрын
​@@GodwynDi Sounds familiar... lol 😅 If only people would consider the fact that month literally means moon cycle, not a solar cycle.
@theaquariancontrarian3316
@theaquariancontrarian3316 5 ай бұрын
"In the new system we'll "nail" easter down." Wow! Lol he went there.
@adrianthomas6414
@adrianthomas6414 4 ай бұрын
There used to be 13 months. 13 constellations.
@mistaowickkuh6249
@mistaowickkuh6249 6 ай бұрын
"Nail easter down" 🥵
@JustinEdwards-x5j
@JustinEdwards-x5j 3 ай бұрын
I was hoping someone else caught that! 😂😂 best part of the bit because it was soooo subtle lol
@Dr_Reason
@Dr_Reason Ай бұрын
He meant Good Friday.
@halkael2317
@halkael2317 6 ай бұрын
Im totally on board with this!! 🤣 this works on so many levels
@daviddoppler7902
@daviddoppler7902 28 күн бұрын
thats not even funny. he is 100% right.
@juanitagartley937
@juanitagartley937 Жыл бұрын
I think for this reason God said don't bother with astrology.
@INTJATarot
@INTJATarot 8 ай бұрын
people laugh but it makes total sense
@trevortobin4911
@trevortobin4911 3 ай бұрын
That's the only way it can be accepted.
@eyeam2123
@eyeam2123 2 жыл бұрын
Not Comedy All facts
@5DLit
@5DLit 11 ай бұрын
a factcom
@DianeShelley-mn2wp
@DianeShelley-mn2wp 6 ай бұрын
The Bible says they changed time and times.
@Yahknowsmyname
@Yahknowsmyname 6 ай бұрын
Exactly!!! Who are these wicked ppl that steal, kill, and destroy? Hmmm...Yah is revealing them.
@rickswineberg
@rickswineberg 2 ай бұрын
Yes the Roman Catholic church did that.
@mariodeabreu199
@mariodeabreu199 5 ай бұрын
I kinda dig it, but there's a downside to it. Imagine having your birthdays always on a monday
@benreg5953
@benreg5953 Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥 Ethiopian Calendar 🇪🇹 🔥🔥 The Land of 13 Months of Sunshine 13 Months = ( 12 x 30 Days) + (1 x 5 Days/ 6 Days every 4 yrs)
@voreshbo7031
@voreshbo7031 7 ай бұрын
Enoch ❤
@akash_goel
@akash_goel 8 ай бұрын
Isn't easter on the full moon on or after the vernal equinox? This calendar won't nail it down, since lunar calendar will keep getting out of sync with this.
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth 6 ай бұрын
Just like ALL CURRENT CALENDARS! Also, who cares about some dumb makeup supernatural bullshit?
@nat8495
@nat8495 3 ай бұрын
No cos the lunar cycle is also 28 days
@amireallythatgrumpy6508
@amireallythatgrumpy6508 Ай бұрын
@@nat8495 Except it's actually 29.5....
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 Ай бұрын
Under this new system, my birthday is now December 28th!
@jascharadziewski3803
@jascharadziewski3803 3 ай бұрын
If I'm ever gonna become a politician, I'm so gonna introduce this.
@nahuelma97
@nahuelma97 Ай бұрын
I absolutely love this, but for the single reason that I love the concept of intermission being a thing. Like, i can imagine saying things like "we met on intermission 2027" or "where did we spend intermission 2027 again?" and random things like that. I find it incredibly interesting and I'd love to give it a go 😂
@roachmonk
@roachmonk 4 ай бұрын
Is it just me or is this actually genius? 🤔
@redsprite81
@redsprite81 9 ай бұрын
Nothing new under the sun. He got only one important thing wrong: the new year naturally needs to start at spring equinox, so yoh cannot count the dys like he did.
@BrowncoatInABox
@BrowncoatInABox 2 ай бұрын
How so?
@thetruebluestarj4746
@thetruebluestarj4746 5 ай бұрын
How about instead of intermission we call it purge?
@sixfootaa9854
@sixfootaa9854 7 ай бұрын
Jesus plus 12 deciples equal 13.
@carolesutton3082
@carolesutton3082 7 ай бұрын
Everyone is owed a extra month's wages!
@Demonologist013
@Demonologist013 5 ай бұрын
We'd also have to pay an extra month of bills
@dblevins343
@dblevins343 5 ай бұрын
Yearly salary / 13 Done
@deborahwillard3495
@deborahwillard3495 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks. Forgot how good Dave Gorman is. Gave up on tv years ago.will never fund bbc again.
@3694-k5s
@3694-k5s 6 ай бұрын
He didn't get to the obvious...the 28 day menstrual cycle. A 28 day month would cut down abortion rates through easier to remember cycles. The down side...the entire world would eventually end up psyching at the same time and the suicide rate of men would be very high and always be on the last week of every month.
@EXCELLENTpoo
@EXCELLENTpoo 4 ай бұрын
What day of the week really matters when celebrating your birthday. everyone born on Fridays and Saturdays would be able to celebrate easier on the actual day whereas everyone else would have to take a day off work and move their party to the weekend.
@michaelme1548
@michaelme1548 4 ай бұрын
I’d like to know when taking off work on your birthday became a normal thing. Probably the 90’s.
@yeabtsegabenti2239
@yeabtsegabenti2239 6 ай бұрын
Just use the Ethiopian calendar, 30 days for 12 months and the 13th month have 5 days and 6 days every 4 years
@l.natae-eady8835
@l.natae-eady8835 9 ай бұрын
This is scriptural. Well played.
@Mysteria3080
@Mysteria3080 Жыл бұрын
That was so well done!
@sarahnelson8836
@sarahnelson8836 5 ай бұрын
MARCH CANNOT BE 1?!? Like that completely ignore Janus being the two headed and the keeper of gates and therefore the new year. Also MARCH was for mars because it’s when the soldiers went to war, so you want every year to START with the war month?!? What is wrong with this world?!?
@ayarzeev8237
@ayarzeev8237 4 ай бұрын
Noted, January and March also get renamed
@PogodinPavel
@PogodinPavel 4 ай бұрын
I don't get it. Four numerical months misplaced are OK but January not being the first month of the year is a problem. What is wrong with the world?
@sarahnelson8836
@sarahnelson8836 4 ай бұрын
@@PogodinPavel it’s hypothetical and the hypothetical was illogical despite claiming to increase logic
@Presserp
@Presserp 5 ай бұрын
Not a great system for Sabbath observers. Every 7 days, so year 1, intermission is on Sunday or Sunday and Monday. So what we call Sunday in Year 2 is a day or two later. So the Sabbath in year two would be really be on Friday or Thursday every week. This is reminiscent of the 6 day week the communists put in place in Russia where the Sabbath changed every week.
@FactsMatter
@FactsMatter 5 ай бұрын
You don’t listen well.
@Presserp
@Presserp 5 ай бұрын
@@FactsMatter you don't do math well. I listened just fine.
@Presserp
@Presserp 5 ай бұрын
@@FactsMatter you do know that 28*13=364, so one extra day each year or two for leap year.
@FactsMatter
@FactsMatter 5 ай бұрын
@@Presserp LOL.. doubling down?? He clearly mentioned "intermission" for the "missing days". But you do you... ignore stuff that doesn't suit your narrative. Clown.
@PogodinPavel
@PogodinPavel 4 ай бұрын
You make a point, but I guess that can be solved, like... could we agree those two extra days to always be Saturday and Sunday? So once a year you would have two Saturdays and two Sundays every four years.
@Hi---There
@Hi---There 4 ай бұрын
It’s to good to be just joke
@tomfuller4205
@tomfuller4205 Жыл бұрын
Adam Wexlar advocates using March 22nd as New Years Day as it is the start of Spring
@timbridges1975
@timbridges1975 Жыл бұрын
March 19, 20, or 21 every year
@tomfuller4205
@tomfuller4205 8 ай бұрын
@eljay5009Logical
@XKloosyvv
@XKloosyvv 4 ай бұрын
So Saturday birthday people are happy forever and everyone else gets the short end? No thanks lol
@tommybakes5972
@tommybakes5972 5 ай бұрын
this man should explain why the week should be 8 days long rather than 7
@michaelsorensen7567
@michaelsorensen7567 3 ай бұрын
But then it doesn't fit neatly into 28 day months anymore
@megarayquaza2240
@megarayquaza2240 4 ай бұрын
Lmfao Gormanuary is gold
@joelapp
@joelapp 4 ай бұрын
Have you considered the seasons? How would they be affected?
@JamesCPotter13
@JamesCPotter13 3 ай бұрын
I dont think they would be. The year would be starting in Spring, with the new growth. Not divided midwinter. Unless you're talking about the 3 months per season rule, which frankly doesnt work out that way in many places. I live in SoCal and it's Not as Hot, Hotter, Why am I Boiling?, Hot.
@eduardoxenofonte4004
@eduardoxenofonte4004 Ай бұрын
the astonomical seasons would start in dates about as random as in the current system: the mean northward equinox would fall on the 23rd of may the mean north solstice would fall on the 4th of september the mean southward equinox would fall on the 13th of december the mean south solstice would fall on the 19th of gormanuary
@rickduvall9265
@rickduvall9265 6 ай бұрын
Hmm, moon has a 28 day cycle, so that calendar would give you the ability to look at the moon and know which day of the month it is. :)
@pihermoso11
@pihermoso11 3 ай бұрын
Proper moonphase on watches is 29 1/2 days, not 28
@amireallythatgrumpy6508
@amireallythatgrumpy6508 Ай бұрын
Yeah the other comment is right, the moon has a 29.5 day cycle.
@davidjd123
@davidjd123 10 ай бұрын
is that 13 rent payments, Electric bill payments, car payments, ect, If the government could make us pay more taxes by adding a month they would.
@ccordyceps
@ccordyceps 8 ай бұрын
actually would be less stressful for people as well.
@Iamcharlottemareeevans
@Iamcharlottemareeevans 6 ай бұрын
😂
@halogen1278
@halogen1278 5 ай бұрын
​@eljay5009Correct, but this wouldn't stop landlords, financial institutions or governments from increasing the yearly amount so that you would continue to pay the same amount monthly in a 12th month vs a 13th month calendar. They'd find some way to get extra money out of their customers. In fact, going to a 13th month calendar could have a great impact on inflation and many other financial related processes. It just gives entities to many loopholes to be greedy.
@schnozberries98
@schnozberries98 2 сағат бұрын
Or we could start the New Year on 22 March, have Easter as the leap day, and every 4 years include another leap day called ‘Sol’ closest to the Summer solstice between a Sat. And Sun. Extremely close to the International Fixed Calendar that was almost implemented in the 1930s but I shifted the first day 4 days back so that way theres no possibility of having two easters in one year
@palemale2501
@palemale2501 6 ай бұрын
Brilliant - I worked out this exact solution 13 months x 4 weeks of 7 days, plus an Extra Day and leap year's Extra-Extra Day. I would prefer the new year to start after the winter solstice, (shortest day) usually the 21st December (22nd in leap year). So the next day could be the extra day, maybe call that Day Zero, (in a leap year have a Day Zero plus a Bonus Day). With the new year's 1st month starting the very next day - but keep the order of month names as at present, to limit confusion. Any extra days will each cause a single jump backwards in day name for the first day of the new year, compared to previous year, then stays consistent every month for that whole year, eg 1st January and 1st February etc will be same day name eg a Monday.
@booblam6919
@booblam6919 6 ай бұрын
If someone born on March 29......where would it be on a 13 month calendar?
@MeMusicaEsFuego
@MeMusicaEsFuego 7 ай бұрын
365 days /13 months = 28.07 days
@booblam6919
@booblam6919 6 ай бұрын
If someone born on March 29......where would it be on a 13 month calendar?
@amireallythatgrumpy6508
@amireallythatgrumpy6508 Ай бұрын
That's why he said there would be 1 day each year that doesn't belong to any month, called the "intermission"...
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp Ай бұрын
Damm every one wrong. 12x30 = 360 a perfect circle a yr is a circle. A calendar is round. So how do you fit 365 days in a 360° circle. You can't, it's uneven. They assume a yr has to be 360 days, that's why Xmas is on 360. The Egyptian went over with 5 days. Every culture was off, except the Aztec sun stone, the real calendar and clock. Why you think we have 12 months 12 hrs round. You have to divide moon days, by sun hrs, together in a calendar to be accurate, both go round, old calendars where lunar or solar not together. So you technically can't have 24 month 15 day calendar because of moon. That's where Maya had it wrong but right. didn't include moon phase together until Aztecs divided by time. They already had the 365 days in the circle. 18x20=360 19 months 5 days. 20 glif circle. Stops at 19 glif. So you divide 365÷24=15 , moon phase doesn't fit so you divide 24 in half making another circle. Every thing is math and shapes. 365÷12=30 , technically 12 months 30 days, but 5 days left over like Egyptian, all they did after invading Aztecs, was fix their wrong calendar. They just added 5 days making 7 months with 31 days with 2 from feb. March is the real new yr. Spring is the real new yr. On the sun stone. It has all 4 seasons in a yr , starting spring. The Gregorian stops in winter in the 19 glif. Just a copy. Then the Aztecs had the 52 yr round and sacred 5200 long count. Same thing as the 52 weeks we have now. 365÷52=7 7 days a week 52 weeks a yr, 365 days a yr. Aztecs didn't use leap yr as it all adds up in the long count. 13x20x20, 12 ft tall, 3.60 meters across 24k tons, sacred geometry, star map. Damm. Aztecs where smart ASF. So that's why a 13 month calendar will not fit. It's not even , we don't have 13 or 26 hrs a day. It has to be 12. No matter what. The 360 sweet spot. Then Romans worshiped Saturn mid Dec which they moved to Xmas . Saturnalia....time is an illusion, every calendar started in different eras so who is to say they had the time first and correct. All I'm saying is why didn't Jesus fix the calendar.. a pope did but they were also evil , killing and torturing anyone who didn't believe in their religion .
@cicada6x
@cicada6x 6 ай бұрын
So when does April first actually start? Is it spring equinox? Or something else
@gary.h.turner
@gary.h.turner 5 ай бұрын
That sounds like a good choice!
@matthewcalifana488
@matthewcalifana488 4 ай бұрын
Makes sense to me .
@jamshedfbc
@jamshedfbc 4 ай бұрын
What a brilliant presentation 🎉❤
@Mystery-Moon
@Mystery-Moon 6 ай бұрын
We are working a month for nothing.
@GaGaObession
@GaGaObession Ай бұрын
I’d much prefer the year to start in March - that’s true new year with spring & not seasonal depression 😅
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp
@MiguelGuevara-pk3sp Ай бұрын
Its 360 days round , 5 days for sun yo get closer for spring...sun worship. They believe god was born on the day they believe should be a yr. A perfect circle.. 360
@calebcain4729
@calebcain4729 Ай бұрын
I support this, but with the alteration that the year should start on either a solstice or an equinox. The "year" as he pointed out is one of the few things we didn't just make up arbitrarily, and so are solstices and equinoxes, so wouldn't it make sense if the "intermission" was one of those? Hell, make it the winter solstice and Christians can have a nice break on Thursday of the first week, in case they're still feeling the effects of Intermission.
@readtruth6670
@readtruth6670 2 ай бұрын
The Essenes had a calendar like this.
@kingleel1967
@kingleel1967 Ай бұрын
What about the people who will be born in intermission... and most importantly on the 2nd intermittent day which comes once in 4 years.. Should we ignore them just as we ignored those days?😂
@carlocastelli8381
@carlocastelli8381 28 күн бұрын
Lol, yes the Romans named the months out of Caesar and Octavian, but their year has always started on March, so once you reached September everything was alright
@MQShawGravity
@MQShawGravity 5 ай бұрын
12 months because of money. If a worker is paid a salary 11 months are 30 and 31 days. 4 months are 30 days. 7 months are 31 days. You work longer for the same pay. It was always a financial decision deep down and those with money make the decisions and ultimately to benefit themselves. 😂
@gibster9624
@gibster9624 Ай бұрын
So how many seasons are in a year? 4, 3 months each to divide up the year. ... well we just made a 13th month what do we do? Tf did we make an odd number of months for?
@f.s.h.g.9763
@f.s.h.g.9763 2 ай бұрын
he described the biblical calendar… until he added a 13th month.
@musharafhussain2316
@musharafhussain2316 2 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as a biblical calendar. The name of the month was made up.
@yashicaagarwal7909
@yashicaagarwal7909 24 күн бұрын
Ok according to the hindu calendar new years starts in march and have 28 days in a month Somewhere close But still a lot of difference
@Speeches_of_Great_Minds
@Speeches_of_Great_Minds 8 күн бұрын
the Ethiopian calendar already has 13th month and all 12 months have 30 days and the last month(puagme) have 5 and 6 days on a lap year.
@TackleOneOne
@TackleOneOne Ай бұрын
Intermission has no date. Just imagine your friend asked... When u born? I was born in intermission. Man...🥶
@crondawg101
@crondawg101 Ай бұрын
I’ve one modification: Put leap day in the middle of the middle month. This way, in a leap year, the calendar would go from Saturday 14 SEP, followers by leap day, followed by Sunday 15 SEP. This keeps it as far as possible from intermission
@RyanMK666
@RyanMK666 4 ай бұрын
Blame Julius Caesar since he added 2 months. Original colanders before that were 10.
@reedr7142
@reedr7142 4 ай бұрын
This dude rocks
@Ken19700
@Ken19700 3 ай бұрын
Romans changed the months when they went from ten to 12 months. Long before July and August were named.
@seeharvester
@seeharvester Ай бұрын
Next let's get rid of daylight savings time. Please!
@GuyonaCouch
@GuyonaCouch 2 ай бұрын
The first day of the new year should actually be the day after the winter solstice when the days start to get longer. Which would also be Christmas. Christmas was originally a celebration of the "Suns return" or "christ's return".
@CaptainSteveVPT
@CaptainSteveVPT 2 ай бұрын
Moon Calendar... 🌙 🌚 perfect.
@extraterrestrial46
@extraterrestrial46 Ай бұрын
Lmao the hypocrisy to criticize romans to do the same and naming the 13th month Gormanuary 😭
@amemabastet9055
@amemabastet9055 2 ай бұрын
Cool ideas will pop up from time to time. The founder of Kodak Eastman spent a lot of time to make the world adopt this type of calendar around 100 years ago. Maybe it is an idea whose time has come? It would make things a little more coherent.
@OldDemonTooth
@OldDemonTooth 6 ай бұрын
The guy explaining the exact argument ALL astronomers have discussed for millennia. Nothing new here. Just explained poorly.
@speedy_brennan
@speedy_brennan 5 ай бұрын
The numbers for a month still don't make sense because April used to be the beginning of the year hence why we call April 1st April Fools Day because people were still doing the beginning of the year in April.
@brettsharpe7305
@brettsharpe7305 2 ай бұрын
Aprillis is the first month, april means to open, to renew. March 29th would be added as the day of resurrection of jesus, yeshua, yah we. Why do you think april fools is always april 1st. But for easter we have to wait for an equinox thats never talked in the bible, the prophecy never told us to have a specific day to care about, but supposedly the day of resurrection was late march, early april. we should love jesus everyday. Look up when jesus was resurrected, this should be the start of our new year, even before our prophecy’s came true, the mayans and many others knew april, to be our first month. If you haven’t found jesus yet, just look into astrology, whats our first star sign? Whens that time around? Oh yeah, YOURE OUT OF YOUR NATURAL CYCLE BIG DAWG, I LOVE JESUS CHRIST!!!
@brettsharpe7305
@brettsharpe7305 2 ай бұрын
Oh yeah aires a lamb, who is our sacrificial lamb???
@ComDenox
@ComDenox 2 ай бұрын
Why would this be funny? Mathematicians who study calendar alternatives have reached those conclusions, and it's an interesting topic.
@DanielLee-qz1yd
@DanielLee-qz1yd 5 ай бұрын
The truly enlightened ones know exactly why….. iykyk New Year’s Day used to be April 1st. April FOOLS day
@raxroc3887
@raxroc3887 7 күн бұрын
1 calendar forever scares the businessmen making moneee out of calendars.
@kairuannewambui8456
@kairuannewambui8456 5 ай бұрын
My Agikuyu culture have 6 months,IN KENYA, PLANTING SEASONS, BASICALLY ENOUGH,
@benitocorleone9602
@benitocorleone9602 24 күн бұрын
We adopted the metric system overnight - I don't see why we couldn't adopt this too
@donaldcampbell3043
@donaldcampbell3043 4 ай бұрын
This actually makes sense, and as all the crazy people have shown us in the last couple of years it doesn't take much to get movements going, only this would be a useful one.
@ReckDrogeek
@ReckDrogeek 5 ай бұрын
France tried to get rid of it at some point, we ended up with something called the "calendrier révolutionnaire". Try looking at that now XD
@Carlos-e9i7p
@Carlos-e9i7p 7 ай бұрын
your birthday would still be the 2nd of march, and the birthday of someone born the 29th of march would be the first of april and so on
@mihalysipos
@mihalysipos 10 күн бұрын
Speaking of ego, now we have Pride month and I have no idea who assigned it.
@axel07121
@axel07121 4 ай бұрын
making fun of things you did not research is just stupid...
@robertmatthews2009
@robertmatthews2009 Ай бұрын
They really need to go to a metric calendar with ten months of ten days each.
@gemmzobrien5708
@gemmzobrien5708 9 ай бұрын
Including, u celebrate Christian days on the actual days jesus was actually born 1st of april
@JERRYBRISENO
@JERRYBRISENO 5 ай бұрын
The Simpsons already named the 13th month. It's called Smarch. 😅😅😅😅
@Sk-sq4th
@Sk-sq4th Жыл бұрын
What if your like me and your born on the 29th of February Also known as one of your intermission days
@zilfondel
@zilfondel 7 ай бұрын
Lol, This is actually genius. 😂
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