Avoid Your Family! - SCP EAS SCENARIO

[@venusanims]

ah yes an excuse to play call of duty and never speak to my family for 48 hours.

[@bobbybalter1356]

We should play call of duty together because I’d be doing the same thing in this scenario

[@arnoldcobarrubias6593]

WT player about to spend days on end trying to get a good match (itll never come for as long they do not feed the snail)

[@mq-r3apz291]

As an introvert . This is the most survivable sscenario.

[@ImTotallyTown]

Whaaat nah its not MY cousin Johnny, hes chill asf, he fw bugs and thats cool to me

[@Katxolotl-l9z]

“AVOID YOUR FAMILY” introverts and ppl in abusive families: deal

[@barkley_alien]

me reading the title: “you didn’t have to tell me twice”

[@Galaxydraws-t9f]

My immediate reaction: "oh, so a chance to have a reason to avoid interaction in a loud household, eh? Done"

[@dbmedly]

my dad, sitting next to me:

[@A_PIGEON251]

💀

[@Mr_Hippo576]

Is his name Johnny perchance?

[@XOF915]

I dont even have any relatives named Johnny 💀

[@tszlonglai]

Me too

[@IngersVideor]

good?

[@Hey187Harper-i2e]

Isn’t that what twitch steamers do

[@JTtheOctoling]

Just wait for the false memories start kicking in

[@danielgalef994]

Not anymore. Thank you for your report.

[@LilysmileReturns]

As somebody who sits in their room all day not interacting with anyone, i see this as an absolute win

[@jonahbetgen8981]

The "Bible Study" at the beginning is a nice Touch

[@NoahLange337]

Especially since this anomaly only targets Catholics

[@Mui_goku-p7r]

WE SAIYANS HAVE NO LIMITS🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥

[@natashale-breton104]

Me as an introvert: Mate I do this every day.

[@machinemant4]

JOKES ON YOU SCP I ALREADY SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@juliansoria7733]

The most disgusting and Termination-worth anomaly. Loved it when Laugh is fun actually hijacked him.

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

Common Laugh Is Fun W

[@leerynek]

I think SCP Realized doesn't like people named Johnny

[@erwave8840]

It would be cool if an EAS Scenario actually was the SCP and instructed its victims to fall right into the entity's trap

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

cough cough cough 3125 cough cough

[@Dr.ArgusQuest]

Can't do shit anymore man :/

[@whydidrengokudie]

nah...before watching this i was like "hm, shouldn't be alone" and went to where the rest of my family were

[@daltonshepperd5305]

I am dead I'm getting 12 inches of snow you really think I'm going to be able to leave

[@Arandomcommie]

Bro johnny has been a real one my whole life he legit helped me through my worst times

[@RPK-r5x]

I don’t even know a single person in my family named Johnny. I mean, I know someone at school (not in my class) called that, but nobody in my family has that name. … am I safe for once or nah

[@Д.К-ж8ф]

jokes on you, SCP , i already do that

[@CurtisAtkinson-u2x]

Ah yes among us irl

[@MrStrikecentral]

Imagine someone actually calling the police and using this code.

[@kousekl]

Alright, I'll be real here. This might be the scariest one I've seen from you yet. Probably because of the uncanny redactions

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

The redactions are just to save you from the extremely nauseating events listed in the article of that SCP

[@MelonHB]

💀I’m cooked

[@barkley_alien]

this is a introverts dream. welp, time to sleep for 15 more hours!

[@Bob.0-0boing]

my name is johnny... what does this mean

[@Diamond_X_Diamond]

*You... it's all your fault...*

[@T0x1c_AI]

Again, nothing changes

[@Noah-e1h7n]

Thank goodness this one isn’t scary😅

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

I despise cicada

[@KrishDaEpik]

what happens if you confront the impostor?

[@amstrad6842]

my brother wouldnt even notice anything

[@Vectorlarity]

nah nah Johnny and I go WAY back I love him with my life

[@Informex96]

Funny thing is, I actually have a relative named 'Johnny"

[@penguinarmy3975]

At least you think you do

[@Informex96]

@@penguinarmy3975 i'm dead serious, i really do have a biological relative named 'johnny'

[@penguinarmy3975]

@Informex96 that’s what ‘Johnny’ wants you to believe

[@Informex96]

update, found out that i don't have a relative named johnny. we have succesfully disposed of the threat and my family is safe again

[@penguinarmy3975]

@Informex96 glad to help

[@FrogboiTobee420]

JOKES ON YOU SCP, I RARELY SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lokakiu8285]

That pillager named Johnny:

[@JstKohaku]

Time to continue playing enstars yippee

[@looyongxiangmoe3722]

This reminds me of that one Rick and Marty episode where they have alien parasites in the house

[@wuerttembergmapper]

I was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@danielpionko1365]

No riot, i aint playing 360h non-stop of lol

[@michelegionno]

so the anomaly only hits english speaking countries? *dances in Italian*

[@Robin-50]

dances in hindi

[@alextrill1746]

All cosmic disasters only ever strike USA, don't you know?

[@beetlegivesmeluck]

*dances in ukrainian*

[@ceiling_cat]

dancec a lelek

[@Wqtercolorsss]

This is literally just rick and morty S2:E4

[@Harrison-m5i]

Johnny from sing movies betrayed us 💀💀

[@SkyeBender-w4h]

I'm a stereotype I don't have mental health issues

[@atharvmishra7401]

Rick and Morty typa shii 😂😂

[@oliverjonseck9742]

hey... isn´t the entity perhaps watching this message, it began with a program about the bible

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

I watch shit alone so no worries CICADA PROPHET ACTUAL BLACK EVENT

[@SalvēMundē]

I already avoid my family X'D

[@Ilikedogs747]

Just to let y’all know SCP if you guys know is a top secret dudes that the government and the people are are not aware of which they don’t know about it so if someone told about the SCPs people could start pancaking this is just lore lol

[@ZipxEdward2]

I don't know anyone in my family named Johnny

[@manos6508]

gamer syndrome eas

[@isaacduraes7685]

A religious SCP, truly terrifying

[@danielpfaff1802]

Can do.

[@maroonedinxen]

What 99% of gamers are like:

[@Im-finna_rage-quit]

*giggles in just got omori*

[@BaoTranHD]

omg

[@kanokoehara1712]

I don't think I'm a big fan of the redactions, since these type of scenarios are about messages specifically tuned for the public. Having redactions doesn't make sense yo me and kinda took me out of the scenario. still, great otherwise.

[@IdentityCRISISswag]

Me who already does this: ez

[@RorysAdventures2025]

bro I don't know anyone who's named "johnny"

[@colettecarbonell8575]

Nooooooo im called johnny my family will never love me again💔😭

[@icommittedwarcrimesinserbia]

but my cousin is johnny klebitz

[@hedleypanama]

What about a prayer during dinner time?

[@SproutFromBS]

1:25 Undertale Yellow ahh text placement

[@matteocar4760]

What if my name is Johnny

[@PureHorror-Shadows]

reminds me of an episode of rick and morty

[@arjavmukherjee6685]

Johnny Sins💀🌚

[@jimpawn]

I already do that so no biggie

[@ADRIANPRATAMA-k4h]

I know. SCP 3004 is the fly moment of the insect of infection of Christian and Bible, the mistical has opened by SCP in Catholic Church

[@sicknsleepydoll]

I know three people in my family named Johnny ._.

[@br-4341]

but what if IM cousin johnny

[@LeoJimenez-j8j]

I already do, easy scenario.

[@no-iv1hf]

no need to tell me twice

[@Aha5653ch.]

1:04 69%

[@donnatroop5143]

among us!

[@neeongamercrew]

Me who's whole family is 99% Christian:💀

[@ceiling_cat]

who's the 1%

[@nepalball2711]

Its SCP-2852

[@nathanderrekrajsenarillos]

Amo

[@Definitelynotpurpleguy]

“First” 😐

[@OakredstonerBirchredstoner]

what is the censored thing

[@mattsaymourzamora7393]

Wait why does the anomaly need to perform religious rituals anyway?

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

Check the article with a vomit bag

[@ceiling_cat]

why not

[@Bluegill_fisherman]

Im Jewish so im safe

[@dioncahiggins6270]

is this scp 0582? or is that all redy token?

[@petersaunders5808]

0:12 AMOGUS?!?!

[@saintsage7612]

Corny

[@BarbarianXD]

SUSSY BAKA

[@catalog3734]

bet

[@alextrill1746]

Easy.

[@xKirkx]

AMONG US

[@XzavianXOlayo]

1:02 then what!?

[@datravelingmemeist1956]

Check the article, it’s extremely disgusting

[@qu3646]

@@datravelingmemeist1956Ok I did not expect that but holy shit

[@TheBestRiceEater]

I only saw that it wpuld be your 3rd-godparent or somthing like that but im not sure

[@Lonkvr]

Depends if it is blue, white, or black level

[@WickedPhase]

⁠@@qu3646Me neither lol then I looked thru the blue, white and black level events holy crap thats violent lmao (wonder why that wasnt in the vid lol)