The STUPIDEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER...

[@JustASansPerson]

5:45 Ayundaru: "with 2 hearts left and no food" the 16 bread in the 5th slot: *dematerializes*

[@amethyphoenix]

Calls into question how cooked Ayundaru's brain is

[@Saitamaa-a]

​@@amethyphoenix Lol

[@NickStonehewer]

bro i was bouta comment the same thing

[@NY4NVaporKINGCatz103]

he also said "go back to the end"

[@amethyphoenix]

@@NY4NVaporKINGCatz103 Yep

[@Artisan5000]

Here are time stamps, everyone! Intro: 0:00 - 0:17 1st speedrun ( Also known as the remaining time speedrun): 0:17 - 3:23 2nd speedrun (Also known as the “MY BALLS” speedrun): 3:23 - 9:37 3rd speedrun (Also known as the Basalt Village speedrun): 3:24 - 12:47 4th speedrun (Also known as the IRL Gordon Ramsey speedrun): 12:48 - 14:07 5th speedrun (Also known as the Ipad Kid speedrun): 14:08 - 18:05 That’s all the speedruns marked down for this video!

[@Ayundaru]

Thank you for your service 🙏

[@dragonzgikil]

@@AyundaruAt 5:20 you ended up saying the the player made a portal to the end.

[@Artisan5000]

@@Ayundaru OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HEARTING THIS I LOVE UR VIDS SO MUCH!!!

[@fernandocreated]

“I just hit my balls” is an insane thing to say during a speedrun 😭🙏🏽

[@ejletsgo1650]

what a crazy statement indeed

[@fachrimahardika1656]

Bro almost died

[@metal100k]

How does one hit their balls while playing minecraft? He playing with wii motion controls? Lmao

[@animationmaster4458]

@@metal100k he indeed is

[@animationmaster4458]

@@metal100k dont try it

[@Abittendunkindonut]

0:03 Why does he sound like he’s doing a ritual 😭

[@natuchonit]

It also Sounds like that at 6:00

[@dasherpie]

Because they are >

[@hampuslundborg4187]

normal behavior bro, have you tried sacrafising the living for 1 cent per body

[@ErzsebetF-tr5nf]

XD

[@lizzwilliamson2346]

IT THE LEGENDARY ENDER CHICKEN

[@TheEyelessOne]

“Seeds, the rarest item in Minecraft!” Camman18: Heavy breathing

[@sub2whathebread]

😂

[@roanlord2215]

😂😂

[@Coopa.Troopa.Gaming]

😂😂😂

[@sharks3917]

😂😂😂😂

[@sub2whathebread]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr_drewspire]

To the first guy (not the enderchicken): _Roses are red,_ _Diamonds are rare,_ _Your fake speedrun_ _Is a total nightmare._ Edit: A new poem is coming soon!

[@V_ChessGuy]

underrated comment 🤣

[@40Ccents]

i love diamonds do you dumb i hate double jones a skeleton, no bones

[@harleyhart1497]

This is so good😂

[@rafalitwiniuk396]

Great poem

[@hugovonatzigen4282]

Xd

[@purgeblue]

Sometimes you gotta wonder what is going on in these kids’ brains to both: come up with very poor ways to hide cheating, and what the heck are the mods they are using, the first clip gave me brain rot

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

You do also gotta remember some of these are people doing it ironically to poke fun at fake speedruns, but there are definitely young children who are trying and failing (hard) to pull the wool over the moderators eyes

[@Ocat10]

They are probably Bedrock edition players

[@wenenwo5341]

@@Ocat10got bedrock for pc and accidentally started playing Java

[@HeavensEqualGreatSage]

@@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx I think the second one is the poke fun one 😭

[@Lucaplayz200]

​@@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx oh I made the first one in the video to poke fun at fake speed runs even the title of my video was "fake minecraft sped runs be like" I made it a year ago so it sucked XD

[@RhythmRider-e3k]

First guy didn't get the record for Minecraft Speedrun, he got the record for most deaths of fall damage 💀

[@treybrzezowski3259]

At this point do most of these even count as "Speedruns?" Because with how goofy and scripted they get, these feel more like Minecraft Skits. Edit: Also as goofy as these are, using Copper and Tuff Blocks to decorate the Nether Portal isn't a bad Idea, might try that myself and see how it looks.

[@Multi_fandom_man]

You can tell with these avatars

[@ANITBIOTICS]

tbh kinda

[@Benbannana]

Real

[@Lucaplayz200]

Oh yeah that first one was mine and it was a literal skit lol

[@PorygonBugado]

The Gordom Ramsey speedrun is true

[@Skully_Shorts]

5:14 BRO REALLY BRIBED CHIPOTLE WHAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Th123ion]

"i think i killed the legendary enderchicken" - the myth of the enderchicken slayer

[@Chikathechicken-yh6sp]

"Oh my lanta!1!1"-also the myth of the enderchicken slayer

[@Ayundaru]

The lore deepens

[@creeperkiddd]

@@Ayundaru im actually friends with that guy tho. i can have him confirm if i have to

[@Metal-Sonic]

Please someone tell me... WTF DOES "LANTA" MEAN

[@jadeboak2368]

6:57 "yes pearls!" *Explosion/Kaboom*

[@ThatOneGuysDogsFriend]

I feel 60% of these fake speedruns are trying to get into your videos. Trying to do the weirdest possible things for it, still worth watching

[@Natemate2024]

9:05 was it the dragon or the nuclear bomb

[@Abyss_Clef]

5:19 "Lights their nether portal entering the end"

[@amethyphoenix]

He makes that mistake a lot for... some reason

[@Bloxic2]

W intro, I love the ender chicken

[@Pvzfusionplayer-z2e]

"i just hit my balls" 💀 4:49

[@ivansapon3539]

Everyone is commenting without even watching the video 💀😭 Edit: This is unexpected. (Also I watched the entire thing after making this goofy comment.)

[@renatepolster8956]

Yes

[@user-14a284]

Yes

[@RosemaryWOF]

si

[@TheSmileyGeneral]

Oui

[@Nintendofan1389]

Ja

[@rose_the_roselyn]

Ayndaru is so used to people who cheat their speedruns have a diamond pic at the start of the run that he called an iron pic a diamond pic. This man is dedicated 🙏

[@РусскийРатник]

7:04 I think this speed runner is doing this speed run as a comedic joke and not actual genuine serious speed run 😂

[@Astrallynixx]

The time left is the trial version exclusive although the time can be stopped using /freeze for some reason

[@nemesissombria]

7:15 because everyone knows if you put a bed and use it in the warped forest biome after getting 3 bazillion ender pearls, you get teleported to the Nether Fortress.

[@floppyjr.6424]

I didn’t think the weird chicken thing in the thumbnail was real, but apparently it is.

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

8:46 the General Lee horn was perfect for this shit. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mostlyharmfulll2103]

At this point, I suspecct the real challenge these fake speedrunners are attempting is called "make Ayundare say 'What in tarnation' as often as possible".

[@natuchonit]

4:45: Wait, WHAT

[@lograystudios]

Having resistance 5 or higher makes you invincible

[@thecolorfulcats]

"I just hit my balls" made me spit out my drink and I burst out laughing 😂😂😂

[@hewe4625]

At 8:56 to 9:07 Holy cow game audio is so loud headphone users be Warned the ender dragon sounds like a nuclear bomb exploding. Got me dying💀😂

[@KleberHenrique-b3i]

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BoredScarecrow]

I love this series 🔥🔥

[@sovietPOUGAMERtank]

Legendary ender chicken what!?!? 0:05

[@butteredtoastthing]

12:04 the structures aren't real yet the blocks and the items are 13:41 mineshaft

[@shawnmcclain2012]

I love how this guy can take a break away from looking at speedruns and just put Gorden Ramsey as a p****. Truly hilarious 😂

[@jamahon121fps]

*”What In Tarnation”* is his favorite phrase

[@paulandkylee6252]

5:45: ayundaru: "with 2 hearts left and no food" the stack of 16 bread: am i a joke to you

[@SmileyNoteblock]

An interesting idea for these videos: Count how many instances of cheating each runner does, to find out who is the biggest cheater

[@infinitecatto]

4:00 "Diamond pickaxe"

[@flocon9388]

The famous grey diamound

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

@@flocon9388Diamonds are actually closer to gray than blue irl unironically

[@jadeboak2368]

And 8:05 "buddy it went up it did not go down" *proceeds to mine down anyway*

[@ColdWinterSorrow]

Perfect video for me to go to sleep, good night everyone! ;)

[@pyroboy5851]

Good night

[@superoyale7851]

6:50 holy moly, that enderman really dropped a lot of enderpearls XD

[@swirled__]

11:45 me at 1:08 am trying my hardest to hold in my laugh as the kid called the wheat seeds the most rare item. I love when Ayundaru reviews obviously fake speedruns made for him to react to.

[@someone-o9d3k]

This is the earliest I’ve been to any video 10 min is pretty crazy

[@wackedshadow.playsgames]

"Wait, he's pooping out eggs" ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

[@MarkKitson-pi9dp]

5:45 "With literally 2 hearts left and no food" He has 16 bread in his inventory

[@inf3321]

That first dude is me trying to hide my browser history 💀

[@G.D.sandwhich]

Gordan Ramsay was doing the consume every minecraft food speedrun. He forgot the dried kelp and half the menu of minecrafts consumables.

[@leanderbuttle5103]

4:41 I just hit my balls got me dying💀

[@Roboot.]

nO WaAAaAyYYy THE ENDER CHICKEN OMG

[@Roboot.]

The timer is only in demo mode

[@DarthEYYder]

9:09 bro cant even do the one cycling 😂

[@Spongeyknight6491]

I don't think Gordon Ramsey was speedruning he was just finding rare exotic food and getting scammed for 15 emeralds

[@Pippo_gamer_15]

someone tag Gordon so that he can see that

[@mlguy123c]

“For the new 1.20 update they added the trial ruined portal” 10:08 … 1.20 trails and tales…

[@jacobp.2024]

11:09 the basalt village design is KIND OF AWESOME.

[@vectinator7605]

The Ender Chicken! Reminds me of the Golden Fire Breathing Chicken from Gear Of War.

[@Supercoolcat128]

just put the fries in the bag 😭

[@stupidsharkyt]

WRERES THE ENDER CHICKEN🐓🐓🐓

[@zabbberroya4215]

10:54 i have never seen this Basalt village, i've heard of this update a lot and i have never seen a Basalt village or a trial ruined portal, why? Because nobody is talking, mojang never even told us about this basalt village and trial ruined nether portal. (But if this was added the game would be too easy because what you saw in the video was a full netherite gear, totem of undyings and a bunch of op stuff)

[@mojang-q8j]

Ayundaru:they spawn in a birch forest Camman18:heavy breathing

[@mkDaniel]

5:27 ať least this one knows how to make portal...

[@ViP-mf7mt]

I was so excited to see the legendary ender chicken😭😭😭

[@Ayundaru]

as a full speedrun? I can review it in the future as a full speedrun lol

[@AlicanCan-e1h]

15:31 smartest Minecraft tablet player 17:00 smartest Minecraft tablet player picks 2 dirts for no reason

[@SirTankBall]

I'm convinced most sppedrun cheaters are 7-12 year old kids

[@IsKevin]

Thank you Ayundaru for being a massive inspiration and giving me the best advise! Much love brother!

[@Lucifur-dark]

I have never Ben so glad that I keep my volume on level one and laugh at the thought of people who have max volume for the intro

[@DaNoobPro3512]

the reason it says remaining time on the first one is becoming they are playing the minecraft trial and you can only play a certain amount of time on the trial

[@nikwonder_official]

16:41 I gotta tell ya, you can't craft that fast on Minecraft Bedrock anymore, so the speed of snail is somewhat a speed limit.

[@brotherdave913]

4:47 *GASP* "I just hit my balls" 😩🥴

[@-Pepperoni_YT-]

"the user proceeds to use their iron bucket"

[@Metal-Sonic]

0:00 "oh my lanta" wtaf is lanta

[@lizzwilliamson2346]

I wounder what this will do

[@howto302]

Bro said entering the end 5:22

[@williamfong5551]

Why would the runner have the balls to say I just hit my balls

[@Zachcraftone]

1:23 best weapon in the game hands down! 🐟

[@J-wolf5]

I will admit, the edit with Gordon is hilarious

[@kronos1186]

YOOO! The second speedrun starts as an Xbox 360 Elytra race course! I haven’t seen one of those in years

[@donovanj0623]

0:30 They're playing Demo Mode

[@novaayossa9693]

1000 views in 15 mins , keep up the good work 👏

[@Void-zg9zt]

HES POOPING OUT EGGS💀💀

[@IanCaponeDrVonoreheimdonzYT]

The voice in the beginning would DEFINITELY say: erm, what the sigma

[@segagamer1014]

The reason why that cheater (the bedrock edition player that died so many times) used snowballs and lava in the dragon fight is because the dragon fight isn't like Java edition, the dragon doesnt lower itself onto the fountain to perch, instead it swoops in to perch. On bedrock, you can throw snowballs and eggs at the dragon's head to deal more damage to it when you melee it or use explosives like a bed. The reason why the cheater used lava is because it stuns the dragon. That's why its head was so low to the ground. Just wanted to comment this because I saw no-one else doing so.

[@crumblcat]

Unstoppable is back lol

[@lucasyoutubebrasil]

YEEEEESSSSSSSS

[@etc838]

I love these videos by ayundaru! Thanks so much for making these they always cheer me up!!😁

[@RAFFOLLO]

This video is a 10/10 from the Persona music only (you are the best)

[@trainfan4449]

the Gordon speedrun is amazing. 10/10.

[@95DreadLord]

Gordon Ramsay speedrunning wasn't on my things I expected to see today

[@crumblcat]

13:34 is a mineshaft actually

[@harleyhart1497]

Yep

[@supershygamergirl2653]

The speedrunner in the intro legit took a tank of helium before recording.

[@SkygenPlayerHackerFinder]

5:47 Him:no food The guy:16 brad

[@howto302]

Uranium is a good alternative to Cereal

[@ErzsebetF-tr5nf]

Yes, you sound like one of my friends

[@howto302]

@@ErzsebetF-tr5nf Why?

[@ErzsebetF-tr5nf]

@howto302 The way they say all their sentences, and how random they are.. Hilarious! XD

[@soup4622]

@@ErzsebetF-tr5nfrandom comedy isn’t really comedy in a literal sense as a random joke doesn’t have a punchline

[@howto302]

You want to Bulk

[@The_Defiance]

0:32 it’s the demo version 😂

[@KadenSlinker]

Actually the Breeze Rod, Heavy Core, and Mace are in fact new items within the game of Minecraft.

[@ThatAstro]

Hey, chief. I haven't seen one of your videos in a long time I'm glad I found your channel again.

[@jaycoryngaming2480]

9:04 - The microwave at 3 am

[@metal100k]

That gordon edit was actually sick tho

[@harleyhart1497]

There's no such thing as a 'trial ruined Nether portal', same with the 'basalt village'. They're obvious cheats and pre-built structures. AND DON'T YOU DARE DISRESPECT MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION! SOME OF US CAN'T AFFORD A PC SET-UP, AND SOME OF US DON'T HAVE THE ROOM FOR A PC SET-UP!

[@ErzsebetF-tr5nf]

Yeah, I agree

[@Definitelyhuman-y8r]

“No food” bro has 16 bread💀😭

[@mace-18]

Can you make a video where behind the scenes on how you edited that video?

[@Mcnutt-e7r]

Every line this guy has is , “what in tarnation.”

[@ErzsebetF-tr5nf]

Just as I read this comment, he said it XD

[@KVO723]

“WHAT IN TARNATION?!?!!?”

[@lauragoodland6359]

✨ all hail the legendary ender chicken✨💀💀💀