B-Phlat - Beatdown on Mama - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@standup]

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[@franklinlambert6122]

@Beautifully Mastered l)0

[@CrimeSheTyped]

She’s like that aunty that always visits with a hilarious story, this is one of my favorite delivery styles she’s great!

[@charlenesaunders2632]

True! She's not afraid to speak her mind.🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@RC_Rooster]

Some comics are great joke tellers and others are great story tellers. This woman is a fucking killer of a story teller. It takes more to make a hard story into a funny story to than to tell a joke and she killed it

[@ladym2398]

Agreed. This is so good because it's true.

[@brucekirk5386]

My favorite auntie got me hi AF when I was 14 with some gunk she brought back from Turkey lol

[@jaygarrison6660]

@@brucekirk5386 my Aunt (youngest of my dad's 5 sisters) first got me stoned at 14 too. I lived with her for 2yrs during my parents nasty bitter war of a divorce.

[@maskedavenger9981]

"You gon get that scholarship, cuz I AINT GOT IT !!!! " 😂😂😂

[@thatoneperson6594]

Brah the struggle

[@nayastuder3957]

I swear!

[@divadoll606]

Daddy had her back, lol.

[@cello_thomaz1557]

Lmfaoo dead

[@KASLtja]

RIGHT! You can literally hear her Dad's voice when she said it.

[@notrandom2]

Your father is a good man.

[@mscocorosie]

i teared up at the part where he helped her put her portfolio back together

[@franqbeans]

facts

[@francinevyfhuis8041]

He is indeed

[@PublicSpeaking202]

VERY!

[@SokBoxProductions]

As a African American man THIS is the kind of story telling I grew UP on around the kitchen table. It will have you laughing like crazy then having you crying and feeling inspired at the end! Loved this !!

[@oc4515]

SokBoxProductions yes indeed. I teared up and laughed out loud and hollered too. This took me back. Wonderful storytelling. Wonderful woman

[@chocolateserenity]

Absolutely! Amazing story teller and amazing woman!❤️

[@chuckaudio3191]

Sista fine as hell, smart, and spittin' FIRE!

[@Burning_Babylon]

Make a shirt. As A blah blah blah

[@VINZBROWN]

@@chuckaudio3191 telll the TRUTH, bruhhh!!! Most DEFF. 100% ( on errr thing u said)

[@marcose1137]

I like how she danced around the sadness of the situation. Like she used comedy to paint a silouette of a sad, slightly macabre, relationship

[@marcose1137]

BADAZZTHANG Not all comedy is rooted in tragedy. That's really just a more recent thing. Seinfeld and all his clones found comedy in the mundane, not tragic. Chaplin, the stooges, and Mr bean found comedy in the physical. Monty Python found it in the absurd, but yes some comedy is based in tragedy.

[@marcose1137]

I think even 40% is pushing it. Comedy doesn't depend on tragedy as much as you think. They certainly go well together, probably the best comedy comes from tragedy, but not nearly all of it.

[@marcose1137]

BADAZZTHANG Just answer this and you win... what is tragic about the comedy bit "who's on first?" Arguably one of the most famous comedy bits in American history. Hell, what's tragic about a fart during a test? You're only focusing on one aspect of comedy and claiming that "comedy is nothing more than the flower of tragedy". That strips comedy of its fullness. And yes some of the best comedians have had tragic lives but that goes for a lot of great Artists in general, not just comedians. They became comedians because that's who they were. The shit in their life probably fueled them to succeed but not to be funny.

[@adammacleod925]

All comedy is based on tragedy one way or another. Who's on first is fueled by the audience basically feeling superior than the morons who are pulling off the joke. There's no comedy in heaven, because there is no material. You don't laugh at someone hurting themself in heaven. My two cents, but you're wrong if you think differently. When you laugh at someone farting during a test, you're laughing to shake off the awkwardness of feeling the social pain of farting in public during something important.

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

"WE" really don't have time to appreciate the level of sadness cause "WE" gotta survive. Reality. Rather our reality. Those scars build shields tho in the end.

[@TheFilmbroad]

I got a job as a makeup artist on a movie. I asked my Dad if I could use his department store discount in order to buy some make up brushes and he told me, "No". I totally had the look at the phone moment. Do you know he later bragged to everyone that I had a job in film and that he bought the brushes for me? These people never want to help but always ready to bask in your glow. BPhlat I can totally relate.

[@Tracymmo]

Or a father who didn't help you go to college but who loved looking like the good dad who was responsible?

[@maryjane3713]

Glad that you got through in spite of your dad. CTG always says 'hurt people hurt people'.

[@francinehines7765]

@@Tracymmo , that's my dad

[@april_dawn]

TheFilmbroad Thatz a narcissistic parent for ya...

[@skylarjaxx2399]

Me I'm like no u didn't.

[@cmmiestcat]

Am I the only one who teared up in the end? Despite all the bullshit her mother put her through, she came out successful. And she managed to tell the story both funny and meaningful the same time with a hint of sadness.

[@cheeseyfox3486]

LoserlyCool your pfp makes me think that this is a joke

[@kameeleon32]

Every time.

[@RC_Rooster]

She made a sad story hilarious. This lady's delivery is gold

[@davejones5640]

It's kind of her job.

[@johannesberg8649]

Nope, no tears here; great story though

[@elainedfleming6179]

This lady did not tell one joke, she told a real story about her life and it was funny to people because they can never imagine going through that, or have dealt with a similar issue. I loved it. Her style of storytelling had me.

[@moritzbierdimpfl7233]

thats bullshit what makes it funny is her aditude towards it and the way she tells the storry

[@DiosRamon29]

@@moritzbierdimpfl7233 she was praising her genius 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️KeepUp

[@theeladyking]

I’ve lived it. And it was hilarious.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@DiosRamon29 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Urbansaucee]

I just thought it was relatable

[@monishdragon]

Hero of the story is the father.

[@simulationdisruptor6033]

It's her, actually, but the father was definitely major when he convinced her to go present her portfolio anyway

[@b.m.3944]

Don't forget those cousins!

[@nolasoul71]

Fasho

[@chanakyadevil]

maybe it's her , her father be the sidekick

[@ameixsell]

I think it's both. But I think the father played a huge part in how she turned out. Especially since her mom left her at 12.

[@timbarlow9662]

That's how my mother would get back at me... she'd ruin my art. This hit home big time. I laughed so hard and had maybe one little tear fall. Well done.

[@chavaliernsharps159]

Mine as well. She would always ball up, crumple, or literally trash my art (throw it in the trash!) in front of me. We have been no contact for 6 years now and I have never felt better. Love to you and others who can relate 💕

[@beeloo9516]

Yo I'm deadass sorry they did that to y'all.

[@DrawingZerberus]

@@chavaliernsharps159 can't even imagine what that must have felt like. I wasnt even able to handle what that bitch did in the story, I am so freaking happy for you being good now

[@chavaliernsharps159]

@@DrawingZerberus thank you. It has been a journey for sure, so I appreciate the love 🙏🏾🙏🏾💕💫

[@JeffWarren47]

@@DrawingZerberus I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@keivayoung2140]

1. Her hair IS art. 2. She nearly took me out laughing! She's gonna be somebody mama on a show, soon!

[@honeyluv15]

...or cool ass aunt!

[@MsJenjea]

I swear I’m ready to get my hair cut!

[@mikebarnes7441]

Just because she might be funny, doesnt mean she can be a good actress

[@april_dawn]

Mike Barnes Haaattteerrrrrr

[@mermaidtingzzz]

@@mikebarnes7441 standup is much harder than camera acting. She'll be great.

[@taliilagipuaauli]

😂😭💙 I Love How she managed to Go to College AND Graduate👩🏾‍🎓

[@firesign4297]

👏👏👏💛

[@Hulk2k6]

The Daddy stuff melted my heart, won't lie. He had her back and then some. Pays to have at least ONE parent who has your back. I love this whole TINH series! The part with the College Interview would make a great scene in a classic Spike Joint.

[@Melanated_Introvert-sm9ok]

The white guy behind her looked so confused and fascinated all at the same time. 😂

[@pr4219]

Astonished by black culture lmao them mf white ppl dnt know

[@Emily-kd2zv]

“them mf white ppl dnt know” bruh chill you don’t know anyone’s history. Check yourself.

[@topgurl9313]

@@Emily-kd2zv You chill.

[@alexxx5749]

Yep he lookin mad cringe lol

[@JeffWarren47]

@@alexxx5749 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

Damn, her momma hurt my feelings, but truly an inspiring tale of overcoming.

[@christianfox6937]

Jasmine Houston-Burns me to girl

[@lkgloki4986]

"And she been bringing home toilet paper"🤣🤣🤣 that one right there took me out I felt that that's some real shit

[@alyssadurante8739]

Bless her father, he doing it right

[@kameeleon32]

THEE BEST STORY EVER!!! SHE WRECKED THAT STAGE!!! LOVE HER! LOVE HER!! LOVE HER!!!

[@kimdean7107]

Great story of overcoming adversity. Can't imagine having a mother like that.

[@timoaksproductions]

Kim Dean i had one just like that

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

lentrell smith bless u

[@skylar_kada]

I can. The second she said her mom wanted to see the portfolio alarm bells rang for me

[@cjandauntieyaya1446]

Here's the twisted thing. I bet you those 4 white people critiquing her portfolio thought all those footprints and distress on the pieces were intentional. As if to say a beautiful black woman is stepped on and degraded by society but still the beauty shines through. Whatever they thought, I'm glad they gave her the chance to prove herself. Some parents just don't deserve the love of their children. Good thing her father came through and helped.

[@rogueshay853]

CJ and Auntie Yaya stop bringing race into things.

[@nonames5883]

@Jack Percy you guys are the snowflakes always crying about problems not there

[@zoesmybaby]

@Jack Percy Neanderthals were very intelligent with large brains. It is a misconception that they were dumb. Science has proven this otherwise for a couple of decades already, but people still believe the old thinking. Those white folks thought it was a critique of how black people have been treated in our society. Being biracial makes it frustrating to see the hate back and forth.

[@noooo8669]

@icepop clean, I think it is absolutely necessary to bring up the race topic, especially since B-Phlat herself applied it multiple times in her story. The more often we speak of it, no matter the controversy behind it, the easier it will be to talk about it at all. Attempting to bury it or censor it is pretty much the same as leaving a pot of rice boiling on the back burner. Imagine being told to not bring up the things that really matter to you, I'm pretty sure you'd have none of that right?

[@kjp551]

Good grief.

[@rebeccakiarie616]

I love her voice. Also how supportive her dad was.

[@Tayj-pr7um]

She is truly the definition of a beautiful strong black woman!💧

[@geinikan1kan]

Do your thing you never know what’s going to be the catalyst in your life. Wiser words rarely spoken. Beautiful.

[@bornagainchristian3742]

Wow I was just reading this, when it came out of her mouth😂 Much love from the Netherlands 😘

[@bamagalforever]

Linda is my fave character so far 😂

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

Everybody needs a ride or die!

[@havilahheals]

Ride or die fo real!

[@hebrewharv8018]

Linda is a rider

[@traceen.goodman8774]

My Mufuckin Cousin Linda 😂

[@jhernandez7144]

I like her. I want to see more of her standup.

[@DeitrichDavis]

J Hernandez me too

[@ssquigglyboomt.v.594]

Hella

[@shirlepps1478]

YES PLEASE!!!

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

I love her dad. He real n I'm happy he tried.

[@aaron5086]

My whole life has improved from listening to this

[@destinysamuel5628]

“She was stealing toilet paper from the school.” 🤣🤣 screaming

[@theeladyking]

My mom stealing toilet paper from her job at Denny’s lmaooooo

[@Soul-OnFire]

Yeah aint nothing wrong with making sure your butt is clean i figure society would rather me take toilet paper and have a clean butt than walk around smelling like poop.... luckily i can now afford my toilet paper but barely!! Adulting is hard!! 😂 😂

[@Idkjustyet]

😂😂😂

[@AS-gz8oe]

This is by far one of the most unflinching open and well told stories I've heard from this show.

[@bellablue6818]

What a gorgeous woman!! A real artist who makes comedy out of a very sad story. Her dad is wonderful!

[@kirahoward23]

My mom was so cruel to me on my prom night my senior year. This story is EVERYTHING!! I love people's trials and made lemonade. Organic Comedy right here! Love it💓💓💓💓

[@Jit_N_LadyDade]

I feel your pain

[@firesign4297]

🙏💛🙏

[@boogphilly8321]

Listen I feel you, my mother was a MFer when I was in my teens. Sad that most our sisters can identify with this woman’s story.

[@kirahoward23]

@@boogphilly8321 right exactly!

[@K7M80]

She deserves to win. Her story telling was truly sad but hilarious!! She’s a warrior and her dad is an angel; too bad her mom had her own self destructive behaviors🤷🏾‍♀️

[@thawkereynolds]

She's beautiful but that story was funny and sad at same time

[@ricmen1890]

yea I laughed but you can tell that the situation hurt her

[@KingnEm]

Chris Reynolds i laughed alot but it also made me tear up. It was beautiful

[@SparklingSilverCurls]

Totally agree. She's a beautiful and talented person, makes me so sad her mother was so horrible to her.

[@twonesse1070]

My life is just like hers so now that she can laugh about it is so therapeutic

[@lashandag79]

Right!

[@JinTheSlim]

We all need a cousin Linda in our lives.

[@ViktorAKaltenstein]

Everybody knows someone named "Pumpkin". Literally me.

[@missoula2213]

ViktorAKaltenstein I have an aunt named Pumpkin, her husband is named Richard. We called her Punk, the combination of their names was Punk and Dick; however, when I was a kid, I thought it was Pumpkin Dick.

[@empresstrini6722]

I don't but that's funny!

[@rd4469]

ViktorAKaltenstein Yep. I have a cousin named Pumpkin. Lol

[@Merrybandoruffians]

Also, I am confident that every black person in this country has a Cousin Jean.

[@tionnapiper4002]

"Punkin"

[@Reneesaidit]

She had on a bra with the buckles in the back 😂😂😂

[@fastcars.4093]

🤣😅😂

[@mitsuomits9077]

I'm not a violent person at all, but after whaf they did with her portfolio, I feel like I'd gang up with them an kick some a... Do You know how long it takes to prepare a good portfolio!? 😆😆😆 Edit: Wow thanks so much for the likes😅 🙏💕

[@JAVONEETHEMOMMY]

Mitsuo Mits would've lost my motherfuckin mind 😂😂😂

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

I would of socked her right then and there

[@shaquashawarner8502]

Right!!!! I had to turn my senior portfolio in! That shits it crazy! I would have joined in too!

[@lmg8236]

My daughter drove ME crazy preparing hers for art school. I’m glad she didn’t call her dad because as a parent, I know I would have gone to jail that night. Touch my baby’s portfolio that she spent working my nerves about! I’d be READY to fight.

[@Msprincess102005]

Yes, I do.

[@journey2jae]

literally one of the BEST stories in the series and that's a HIGH bar

[@aliensandstuff]

That’s perseverance! Good for her. She’s strong af

[@b.h.9045]

She came to my college and I never forgot her.. She's such a good comedienne

[@marcosespinoza6791]

Thank you for making me realize the importance of my mom been in my life positively when your story is opposite. And congrats on standing above the put downs. Inspirational

[@MsJenjea]

I was okay until I read your comment

[@JeffWarren47]

@@MsJenjea I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Amatshezi_events]

Having lived in a shack with my mama, with no food at some point in my life. Now I drive ma own VW Polo n stuff is happening for a brother I can relate, big ups to them good parents.

[@drepctechnician7703]

She is too cool and had me glued to every word of that story lol.

[@crystolslimbracey]

wow i never watched a comedian who was funny and then makes you wanna cry. She was amazing, I would like to see more of her!!!!! I wish her much success!!! Bless up

[@SparklingSilverCurls]

Absolutely love her!! It breaks my heart that her mother let her down over and over, I'm so glad she had a good father and step mom to support her. Love her stage name, her creativity, and the fact she and her cousin called 9 other cousins on one quarter....I was dying! Miss the 80s and the way to work a pay phone!!

[@bishopmccoy1274]

Props to daddy!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾god bless you brother!

[@shakadeekee]

This was just great all around

[@rawdog1999]

Word.

[@joshferguson1124]

Sad this is top comment

[@legendarykandjohnson]

steven pa brown right

[@JeffWarren47]

@@rawdog1999 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ommartinezii]

Am I the only one who had tears running down my face when she talked about her dad helping her fix her portfolio? She was so quick, talking about that one scene, but it hit me good. God bless him. And God bless her. She’s a great story-teller.

[@CamiloSantana]

awesome how she managed to frame the story in a healthy and positive light. i'm inspired. thanks.

[@sabrinalancaster]

I can relate to her story so much because it is a lot like my story. A lot of folks have a deadbeat dad, but I had a mother that wasn't really shit and she acted just like this woman's mother. She said I wasn't ever gonna be shit. Well, I guess she can see from her grave that I have a college degree in Graphic Design, my own business and I'm married with 5 beautiful children and the thanks go to my grandmother, grandfather, and father. I make sure I am nothing like to her to my own children.

[@jjcoola998]

It's nice to hear something positive about our wonderful, strong, sane men of the world

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

I’m going to college for graphic design :)

[@eg4549]

this has been my favorite thus far. I keep rewinding just to watch again

[@sher-at-home]

Me too.

[@malcriadamedina5358]

exactly. this is real comedy, inspiring, relatable, funny

[@JeffWarren47]

@@sher-at-home I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@GiannaLanvin3]

Great story of how you can turn adversities into victories. What a strong, beautiful woman 👏👏👏

[@xombiemike]

It really is art that self portrait was stomped on. That's what completes it. She saw herself and although she got stomped on by people trying to hold her back she ended up showing the beauty in success against those odds. I hope that's why it took them 20 minutes to look at her stuff. I hope that footprint was the mark that made it unique, just like this story. I'd love to see that portrait.

[@aliensandstuff]

Mike McDaniel agreed! But it was wasn’t the footprint that completed it, it was her talent and drive in-spite of that footprint

[@xombiemike]

Sure, just as much as the story on stage is the cherry on top.

[@aliensandstuff]

Mike McDaniel yes! Her story and comedy is a continuation of her art. Powerful stuff

[@aliensandstuff]

I’d love to see that portrait too

[@jameshill2450]

I thought the exact same thing. When she was talking about putting that portrait up on the easel with a footprint on it, I almost started tearing up. It's like that footprint was always an unintentional but inescapable part of her life and inspiration, and putting it on her self-portrait showed her experience to other people in a way that she may not have been able to convey as effectively on her own. I hope that footprint is the thing that got her the scholarship, if only to spite her mother for the hardship she caused.

[@ComedianNemaKatt]

This story is so much funnier when you have the cultural collateral to relate! Sooo funny, meaningful and inspiring!

[@artheaux666]

Nema Katt absolutely, having a parent like that whose existence is a trial in your life, and continues to do you wrong no matter what-it’s no way to live with family, but it’s inspiring to see anyone overcome that

[@anotherpointofview222]

I like it "cutural collateral to relate." I am so blessed, thankful and thoughtful for my cultural experiences, that enables me to appreciate what so many others have gone through and speak to with there comedy.

[@nottheblacczombi]

This story is both hilarious and sad because it's relatable!

[@georgeholt325]

"Cultural collateral"...damn. Good stuff right there.

[@coltspride79]

facts

[@PTSarah32]

ABSOLUTELY F'ING LOVE!! It's called Borderline Personality Disorder and YOU survived and thrived!! Thank your dad and step-mother again and again. Keep doing your thing and speaking your truth!! You go, girl!!

[@naomihaygar3156]

Sarah Moloney Narc parent

[@Mcelly58]

This isn’t new though

[@tmystery9505]

This is not borderline holy shit. It's more like a malignant narcissist

[@brandyspain7125]

It's called Narcissism

[@DroseraNara]

This is not borderline.

[@Lovesinneedoflove]

I know that's right All nine sisters with One Quarter LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@vanessaw7325]

She was not even a little nervous. She told her story like she knew the audience since 3rd grade. Love her confidence

[@Shawnj647]

Being from St. Louis everything she say is legit!

[@brandyspain7125]

Indeed #stl

[@keithwilliams9217]

#STPAUL

[@locojazz5770]

She reminds me of my Aunty

[@trynatural23]

Fontbonne, Mizzou...same diff. It's Missouri😂

[@ThatJakeGuy99]

Damn right😂

[@cosplayprincess]

I love this story so much. I have watched it so many times. I had a rough life myself growing up, and somehow turned into a decent human being. And made something of myself. She kind of gives me hope about looking past all of the bs. I hope she has an amazing life

[@MsJenjea]

rlkat hry I hope you too have an amazing life! ♥️

[@miguelacosta5446]

blessings

[@cosplayprincess]

@@miguelacosta5446 thank you!

[@miguelacosta5446]

@@cosplayprincess Welcome

[@the6thprince510]

This is one of my favorite stories on this whole show. I love it so much

[@OldSlyEyes]

This was actually kinda heart breaking but beautiful lol

[@bawsnitti]

Happens all too often in the black community Glad she made it💯💯💯

[@JeffWarren47]

@BADAZZTHANG I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@allispossible8447]

Wow! Truly inspiring and totally relatable. I like the fact that she still looks classy and artsy. Absolutely beautiful!

[@sunmitzy]

I love her so much she is so positive even after all she went through💕 her dad seems like an amazing person 😄💓

[@JC-ov8ko]

I love her voice. I can't wait to hear more from her!

[@dayhop3257]

okay she was amazing, we need more b-phlat.

[@ichasepaper954]

The very definition of Laughing At My Pain.. Blessings sister✊✊✊

[@ycAuntieLala]

Wow. Amazing story of overcoming. So glad you had good father, aunts, and cousins to have your back. So glad the beat down was handled followed through. Makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

[@artheaux666]

I could listen to her talk and tell stories for hours!! She’s great

[@taotaostrong]

It takes real talent to make narcissistic abuse hilarious. You go Sis! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️👸🏾

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

power from pain, trial by fire

[@beneath.the.rosesluciddrea8470]

I love story telling. This is my favorite form of art.

[@DontPaws]

Thanks B-Phlat...made me laugh and look at my college situation with better eyes: "you never know what will be the catalyst in your life."

[@anthonymeans7439]

This lady is a natural talent.She is legend quality!!

[@777sweett777]

She was GREAT at telling her story in sucha hilarious way! It's just a pity it was such a sad one!

[@ChandaOnly1]

When the laughter stopped... Blessings. 👑🙏🏾👊🏾

[@brownietime902]

Bphlat was on the Two Funny Mamas podcast last week. She was hilarious. How did I not know about this amazing Comedian. Beauty,Brains & Funny AF!!💯

[@ShadowEcto]

that lady brings an amzing amount of energy on the stage

[@juliannaakuamoah5938]

I want a Linda in my life 😂😁🤣

[@theoriginalloveandteavarie4285]

Yesss👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾I love you🙌🏾✨ It’s called DETERMINATION & what a great father you have!

[@Iluvrocket]

I too had a crazy Mom who caused shit at my graduation from art school, small world

[@bassbooster5527]

B-phlat is very relatable and funny and she has a gift for making her stories visual. She is the most animated and entertaining comedian I've ever seen. Her entire delivery is something like I've never seen. She is genuine funny and entertaining.

[@gregoryuk]

Just hit on 'This is not happening' uploads. This was by far one of the best up here.

[@robertwalker9679]

I’ve never heard of her before, but I’m in love with her! She’s hilarious!

[@boiledegg3534]

Wow one of the best stories before or after ari leaving

[@sashatoao8421]

Nick Bilbo Thats the same thing I was thinking

[@andreahoran6477]

Screw Ari, this was so much better without his creepy ass. I love Roy Wood Jr.

[@sophisticatedignorance2205]

Thanks for the love and do tell people to watch my story! I hope to have more!

[@murderc27]

William johnson Why comment that? You must be lookin for likes lol @ you! Fuckin douche. No ones gives a shit what you or him or I think.

[@williejohnson3866]

Andrea Horan his data’s babyface generic self isn’t helping this show ANY at all... Ari was genuinely interested in getting good stories up here and it’s not the same anymore.

[@myonie22]

This has got to be the realest, saddest and funniest shit I've ever heard. So glad she overcame.

[@gemmaniye9035]

Never heard of her before this. I love her! What a great story!

[@ascosche]

KZbin recommended this and I am so freaking happy I watched it

[@clayton7279]

You are the best comedian I have seen on this story show deal by alot.. love u for real I hope I see more from you soon!!!

[@clayton7279]

Tell Lin i said hey lol

[@crazyeddie808]

What a great story teller.

[@angie1299]

Her LIFE IS ART, the way she told her true story, over came adversity and triumphed life's hurdles while taking us to chuuuurch with HER testimony, showed forgiveness and rode on OUT into the sunset with words of encouragement....."That girl is good" Coming to America voice. Loved it!!!!! MAN I thank GOD for the father I have.

[@arseniorosaiii3508]

Yes!!! One of the best episodes to date. She killed it

[@amandafitzwater242]

Talk about inspiring!!! Everybody should take notes from this right here for sooo many different reasons!!! ❤❤❤❤❤🙌🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@empirevision9873]

Word! 🤣🙏🏼

[@djjazzyd7497]

Her father is the best! 💖

[@MSordernature]

They probably thought that the footprint on the face was the artist's way of saying she's oppressed.

[@sevenstreams7581]

Truth is stranger than fiction isn't it. My daddy was my hero too.

[@mojo9237]

B turned tragedy into comedy. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@lovealwaysbibi3336]

I've met B Flat on a few occasions in passing, and she's legit as funny in person not trying as she is on stage! Very personable and sweet. She's been funny since I was a teenager! Love her!

[@carynis1hotassgirl]

Absolutely loved it!! I feel her all the way about the things we've been through making us the wonderful people we are. I say that a lot because I know.