Baby Burger Dark Web Video

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[@Patopatio]

Holy shit..he's learning the power of editing...someone stop him before its too late

[@lordwiedergeboren]

Gotta admit, it's very inspiring to see him improve his editing skills. Too bad video editing softwares nowadays are expensive

[@clumsyshtick7543]

He's over 9000

[@behelit1997]

​Oh no... His power is too elevated! Stop him before it's late, stop him!!!!

[@espinita.]

​@shinedgelord3008 qait until you find out about open sourced projects

[@lawrenceroadloonie3847]

​@@lordwiedergeboren can find anything for free on the internet

[@ColdRavensNest]

The thumbnail that i took is HEAVILY associated with "Baby Burger" ...well after some reverse image searching its just an ALBUM COVER from a man named lexington "Preggers cant be choosers". It does NOT come from the Deep Web!

[@milkded.]

That impression WAS SO TRUE😂

[@Nobody-Cool]

😂 another banger

[@Death_Rave]

PREGGERS CANT BE CHOOSERS WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@inoskyee]

nah that creepypasta voice was too on point, took me back to a core memory in 2013 with that

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

"Baby Burger is Fake." It's called "Baby Burger." It's obviously 1000% real and not an edgy meme.

[@slizzy6292]

There is pictures and maybe a video too idr, of a Russian guy who ate his baby

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

oh ffs, DO YOUR RESEARCH LIKE THIS MAN DID. do you really think this shit actually fucking happened? think about it. if it was legit and was on the dark web, then how the fuck does nobody even have it except TDM? i hate to break it to you but TDM is notorious for spreading lies. and the image that was used for the baby burger video? do a reverse image search. the results will blow your tiny mind. ITS A FUCKING SONG ALBUM COVER! BOOM! MIND FUCKING BLOWN! literally just another edgy dude trynna be edgy. and any video about the dark web on youtube is 100% BS. thats type of shit is not even allowed on youtube so how the fuck are their videos about it left and right? i have been to the dark web once. trust me, its far worse than anything they show on youtube. and its immpossible to post shit from the dark web onto the clearnet without some kind of consequence. again, do your homework before assuming anything is real

[@GoreMore-h1u]

......😂

[@elanti-furrodelrancho3499]

If Raven ever gets banned off of the internet, he can start a shit-fake creepypasta reading channel

[@mikuni01]

Not my dumb ass reading it as Bob's Burgers

[@de_dan]

💀

[@ОчереднойШкольник-ж9я]

Bob's game?!!!!🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@kubaoko008]

my favorite.

[@Bigsleezyfan]

This sounds like one of those stories that the kid who always lied in elemenatary school wouldve made up to sound cool

[@Hxted-lolll]

HIW DID THIS DUDE POST A COMMENT 4 WEEKS AGO?? THE VIDEO HAW BEEN UP FOR 3 HOURS?!?!

[@Bigsleezyfan]

@@Hxted-lolll The vid was available to patreon members for early access for a lil while

[@Hxted-lolll]

@@Bigsleezyfan ohhh

[@Captinfun101]

@@Hxted-lolllmy question exactly 😂

[@JohnSmith-ek2hc]

This reminds me how there was this kid in second grade who told everyone he saw Bloody Mary drinking a cup of blood in his kitchen at 3 AM and everyone believed him lmao

[@ms.chomper5024]

Cold Raven's editing is getting so good it's the best thing in the world

[@EffMinus]

wow pinkie pie is now canon to coldraven lore, how awesome

[@Kendricklamarslawyer]

OMG WHAT ARE U DOING HERE 😭

[@fredriko.zachrisson9711]

I heard years ago he got his name "take downman" because his sister had her images leaked by some ex boyfriend and he went on a crusade to take them images down. And then he continued helping others when he sussessfully took them down. I think it was that guy Surviving Life that said it

[@blue-rz2hq]

dude ur gonna be so big ur personality is bold ur conviction is strong, and ur so fun!

[@milkbottle4u]

That creepypasta narration had me crying

[@JulianGem]

Right? 😂

[@SFS1954]

Baby Burger sounds like a early 2000's emo band 💀

[@pikacringe]

the creepy pasta voice had me rolling on the floor dude

[@bryanpenaloza5697]

Why does it feel like im getting lectured for doing something bad 😂😂

[@gabegreen1744]

🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@TotallyRealBeaster]

2:01 what did pinkie pie do bro 😭

[@aleatoriøXwX]

5:12 as a Brazilian i aways ask myself: "why the weirdest shit aways come from here?" I don't know, but It surely makes me question my existense every single day. (Sorry for my bad english btw)

[@paulsecrest9427]

Well its probably been like that since the movie snuff came out. It was filmed there. The tag line was filmed in south America were life is cheap.

[@aleatoriøXwX]

@@paulsecrest9427 That makes sense. But it still makes me question my existense everyday lol.

[@paulsecrest9427]

@@aleatoriøXwX I think we all ask why were here what is our purpose. I look at it like this its all in the universes plan.

[@brunahelena6834]

Mó vergonha alheia pra gente né.... triste

[@aleatoriøXwX]

@@brunahelena6834 só tristeza mano

[@bano.6050]

19:08 why did he turn zesty 😭

[@BigPapaJoey01]

ain't no way bros eyelashes came out

[@grindcommander3783]

I stopped watching TDM when he started exploring the "Predatory Sexual Child Explanation Rabbit Hole" in video after video, and not only said he was finding these playlists but watching them for "research purpose. It seemed pretty much to me like he was using his exposure videos as an excuse to be a predator himself and make some views off of it in the process.

[@Nxcole44]

YYAYAYAY you reminded me about my meds😭😭😭🥺 ILOVE YOUUUU COLD RAVEN AND YOUR EDITING IS GETTING BETTER AND FUNNIER💗💗💗

[@spaceinvader5576]

Bro, the editing is crazy, nice balance between goofy comedy and clever commentary, well done dude.

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

It's from the Deep, Dark, Spooky web where they can barely maintain HTML sites.

[@eliwilliams3169]

Dude the creepy pasta segment I cant 😂

[@YomieHomieTV]

I fell on the floor hearing this Roblox shit 😂😂 2:30

[@stonedemon5667]

Takedownman deadass looks like Larry the butcher from the first Dead rising and that tank top and beard isn't helping.

[@thislittlelunatic6977]

Cold Raven out here proving the classics wrong ✊

[@CinderiumYT]

7:01 bruh this had me cackling

[@OrignalPringels]

Rex Richards Vs. Dale "Kano" Gill - The fight is on KZbin

[@understaniel]

“can i hav chezburger plz?? mmm chezburger *whoosh*“ brought back so much memories of old roblox

[@RealityTrulyNeverChanges]

1:07 nostalgic horror story theme

[@ZiggyHernandez]

Listening to ColdRaven is like chilling in Spanish Harlem on a Saturday afternoon. It’s been 19 years and fk I don’t miss NY

[@Kou3-wm9lc]

I WASNT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION AND THEN THE “Can I have chezburger plz” TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD LMFAO

[@Dative420]

Baby burger reminds me of the chinese guy that ate a baby

[@sumehya]

Chinese ppl be eating anything

[@mad.rnotsad.r]

wait what 💀💀💀

[@Appleaxolotlthe4th]

⁠@@mad.rnotsad.r I think they’re referring to a video that includes a guy eating something soup wise with two masked people behind him and people speculate that what he was eating was remains of a baby

[@eliwilliams3169]

I'm so glad the thumbnail is just a album cover jesus fcking Christ the way you tell it how it is blows my mind like bro I never laugh but you break me 😅

[@carnage2512]

1:08 CORPSE RAVEN

[@EM38101]

I would genuinely be heartbroken if raven takes another hiatus

[@r71490]

I used to really enjoy Takedownman back in like 2014-2015 especially when he had first collaborated with SomeOrdinaryGamers way back when. That was when mutahar was still doing haunted gaming and a few deep web vids here and there. Crazy how far down he’s come over the time, not to mention how fast time passes *sigh*

[@ravencryptt]

LOL I just recently started watching you dude and you’re definitely my favorite commentary KZbinr. You’re just the whole package, informative, serious, and also can keep things lighthearted and funny. I really enjoy your videos!

[@anonymous19548]

Holy SHIT I watched takedownman when I was a kid and was trying to find his channel, but for the life of me I couldn't find him. I assumed he disappeared. I probably wouldn't enjoy his content now, but when I was younger his videos felt crazy.

[@literalkhaos]

Bruh no way this guy ain't very popular rn, this is such good shi bro, you have the same exact humour of my uncle lol.

[@schuldinerobscura]

Brooo the Takedowman intro went HARD back then

[@apotheosis1660]

That thumbnail alone… speaks for itself…

[@dr.spiral9416]

This honestly sounds something like Aron Beauregard would write for one of his books. 😂

[@kedirabdu6913]

Core memory unlocked with that narration. A+ editing man

[@localdude2979]

Takedownman is OG af I remember him uploading videos about leaked dark web stuff, here is the only (or one of the onlies) Deep Web videos proven REAL: Daisy's Destruction, the perpretator and director "Peter Scully" was already caught, but most of the stuff he posted sounded sus cause Daisy was the only video at the time being proven real all around the internet

[@yinyornsborn6395]

this guys humor is the best on the internet

[@atenchifan]

I remember that takedownman video so well lmao! Loving these old vids of his being debunked!

[@alekszandor]

​@C00ki3Rim Sounds very much like a certain other youtuber... 😂

[@IVCCXS]

Middle schooler ahh story

[@villiannewyork]

Seriously this shit sounds like something someone would’ve said to try and sound edgy in 7th grade

[@Krex06_]

Bro really sold out, all those burps are starting to cost a fortune

[@MaxPointyMask08]

I died laughing when I saw this 2:00

[@charybdis855]

I remember people talking about this when I was in like 6th grade, I thought everyone knew it was fake. It was kind of an urban legend at my school. But the way kids told it was even more goofy, like they put the kid in a meat grinder and THEN put the mom in a wood chipper lmao

[@TweakedTCG]

I remember baby burger being an urban legend with Daisy (before it came to the surface). But I thought it was common knowledge that this was a fake. 😅

[@TheGeorgeSquid]

Bro roasted them TikTok guys that talk about fake creepypastas, love it! 😭😭😩😩😩

[@leegreen5031]

This automatically made me think of the song Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle

[@nutsachey]

thank you for saying its fake right off the bat, helped calmed me down for the rest of the vid.

[@greenlad821]

The title just makes me wanna eat burgers now, thank you raven

[@maiven77]

you have to be on a whole new level of fucked up to not only think up something like this, but to then spread it around the internet... also I have enjoyed watching you grow as a content creator and am always excited when I see new videos from you show up in my notifications! and that "creepypasta voice" you did was awesome, it left me in stitches 😁

[@vocaloid_boi]

HELP WHY IS PINKIE PIE THERE AT 2:07

[@OLDE_SHYTE]

After playing acid rock there’s nothing quite like a “California Cheeseburger”.

[@rvfiasco]

Agreed. Maybe some mechanically separated chicken...

[@OLDE_SHYTE]

And a nice cool glass of turnip juice. Or some malk.

[@chrisallen9727]

Hey my name is Chris! Hahaha hey ColdRaven!! Lol

[@lordspider4376]

I stumbled upon this video after typing "B" in the searchbar and "Baby Hamburger Dark Web" popped up as the frequently searched prompt for some reason💀💀💀💀

[@spitogatosgd8848]

you made my day dude thanks

[@anthonydanielkiewicz8774]

So glad your back on KZbin brother, good work and I hope everything is going well with you.

[@mrxpacheco9872]

Why is cold raven not popular or at least recognized? Your content is amazing.

[@averagejoe8167]

1:12 that piano 🔥🔥🔥

[@captainhowdy3104]

anyone familiar w freenet or tor can tell that takedown guys info came second hand, like someone is relaying all the shit to him over the phone or something

[@Toyu67]

dude is actually so fuunny you'd have millions of subs if you didn't cover nsfl stuff keep it up tho i'll always support what u do

[@ewwwe]

My friend showed this video about ppl ordering fetuses from china I believe? It's on yt and fucks my head up still. It's sounds like bs and unbelievable, but they way the show the fetus being cooked etc is too close to how you'd imagine it. Anyways funny that ppl bs about dark web videos when 98% of gore on there is reuploaded from the surface web xD

[@peppino3609]

at some point he just began going on a tangent about the reality of industrial society but at 13:05 he realized the lethal mistake he made

[@korami4661]

The creepy pasta anthem at the start 💀

[@SparkkyBojangles]

Was having a bad day. Dying already at one minute in 😂. So glad that CRN came back.

[@Qman170]

I found your channel after I saw that soyboy wendigoon's video about the disturbing movie iceberg where he was too scared to talk about the lower tiers. Now I have to tune in to your videos every once in a while because you're a comedian man!

[@_rhyolite4260]

You sound corny as hell

[@bennsjammin8702]

Unironically calling someone a soy boy because they don’t want too watch gore is actually the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. Also Raven legit holds wendigoon in high regards💀

[@marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413]

1:15 love the edit - reminds me of Corpse Husband. Miss his story videos.

[@Jadeddoxy]

Ayo did ur camera just get a glow up

[@LuigiStar31]

2:30 so damn glad i subbed to this channel 😂

[@Wafflehouse831]

13:12 McDonald’s when they get my food wrong 😂

[@2xnz]

@1:17 you play too much 🤣🤣🤣

[@AamiBambi12347]

14:00 as a woman, if I ever had a child, this is exactly how it would be if someone tried to take it, unless someone is stupid as hell I don't think they would just sit around either 💀

[@bazer123]

Im fucking glad its fake

[@PatrickTheMemer]

The title💀

[@marm6094]

That tik tok scary story impression was spot on

[@commanderknee3821]

Creepypasta used to be believable, for fuck's sake even sonic.exe managed to fool thousands if not millions

[@eokay7228]

thank you coldraven for reminding me to take my meds so i don’t become takedown man 💗💗

[@amyrose7727]

i found another inconsistency: You mentioned they got a Meat Grinder and apparently this kid got rekt by a drop? THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE WOODCHIPPER???

[@victormurori4367]

The creepypasta impression was so accurate lmao

[@user-wl8zm2gl5r]

Cold raven is fucking hilarious

[@mrxpacheco9872]

That's why we love him

[@BTN09-j5k]

Cold raven never disappoints

[@BedeGeneris]

This is taking "CAN I HAS CHEESEBURGER" too far

[@sirvilhelm3569]

That creepy pasta voice was too accurate, that’s why I hate most horror channels

[@JunniferLuzeytonz]

I mean makin a baby into a burger must've happen in history or whatever f**ked part of the world but i say hell no to it being real

[@stupidmicrowavedcat]

2:30 idk why this caught me so off guard 😭

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Hey Raven. What is that music you use at the end of your videos? I really like it

[@Drdanger456]

Codraven you ever heard of a guy named Chris Chan?

[@incidentus7626]

He mentioned him in his mdpope5 review

[@AshBatzy]

1:07 Ya should've done Chill's voice

[@paymal303]

jesus christ bro the camera quality on this video is so CLEAR

[@BirdMANEE]

I mean. Lets be real. They made a whopper out of a child. How'd did people believe that lmao

[@user-sy5qb3jd7c]

Wait, what? U could buy the solar system? Lmao

[@rvfiasco]

What the hell is this fresh shit?! Haha. I was just thinking of you while watching The Beyond. I'm getting too old for this shit ..but you kick ass my man. Never Change.

[@astrex4211]

great video bro

[@kidpiper9642]

That creepy pasta voice though.... cracking me up