bad cooks making more bad decisions for 5 minutes (worst cooks in america)

oh i'm not hungry
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[@shaniabigmac]

“I’m marinating the fish in cheese” that has to be the most concerning thing I’ve heard in a while

[@anteaters-R-us]

LMFAO

[@QuikVidGuy]

Cod au gratin

[@thewheatness]

say this sentence aloud to turn any Italian within earshot into dust

[@candy4428]

Yup ..

[@thisandthat8686]

I’m not trying to shame anyone. I really didn’t learn how to cook for myself until about two years ago. And I am no chef by any means, but these people give me the confidence to open a restaurant.

[@UsagiRebel]

That is the perfect way to describe the show.

[@kjxnz]

The internet is getting nicer. Thank you kind person

[@jaedansmith1844]

It's reality television, so you don't have to feel bad. I'm pretty sure they ham up the idiocy for tv.

[@a.a.6318]

Especially seeing them with knives😭😭 It’s like they never held one before, and honestly, that might’ve been a good thing considering what we just saw

[@butcher24yrold]

Wow.

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

My favorite moment in this show will always be one of the judge dudes being like "Okay. For this recipe you need unsweetened chocolate." And this one lady, *holding a bag of unsweetened chocolate,* yells, in what can only be described as an absolute panic, "HOW DO I GET THE SWEETNESS OUT OF THE CHOCOLATE?!?!?!" My mother and I still quote that one whenever we have trouble realizing something obvious.

[@tessleblanc8050]

Thats actually so fucking funny

[@mirandamead1962]

😂 amazing!

[@vonvella8275]

Jeepers! It happens to all of us! I once forgot how to say ketchup, so I asked my mother if she wanted tomato peanut butter….that sad part is I was holding a baggie filled with packets that said ketchup on them….

[@strawbxrrypanic_]

@@vonvella8275 this reminds me of one print on the internet, i think someone called a restaurant to make a "food appointment"

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

platinum lol

[@NotUnique_]

" *You have five children clearly a hug is not what you need* " Ouch lol

[@thaloblue]

FATALITY

[@bayzidbostami4786]

that's was brutal but deserved

[@NotUnique_]

@@thaloblue HE FINISHED HER IN KO MODE LOL RIP LADY

[@NotUnique_]

@@bayzidbostami4786IKR, if she spent less time cuddling and more time learning how to Not burn a damn chicken we wouldn't be appreciating this iconic insult.

[@dragonfly9821]

@@NotUnique_ Eh, if her partner cooks or she can afford to order quality food then her children will benefit from her hugs more than her cooking ;)

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I’d say, as a rule, if you can’t cook then don’t cook chicken. It’s not worth the risk.

[@iamsmol5128]

It's that or have someone with you to supervise or just to ask if you're doing it right

[@Ollie7707]

Yeah if you’re this bad I’d start with vegetarian recipes 😅 Or just invest in a meat thermometer and follow a recipe - two things that people refuse to do for some reason

[@juliameyer10313]

On that note it's better to overcook something as risky as meat than it is to undercook it. I mean most beef and pork, even fish you are fine if the produce is fresh but if you're that new, better to be safe than sorry

[@darthplagueis13]

Or just look up how you're supposed to do it. Cooking chicken isn't exactly rocket science.

[@frostyelwood9898]

CookingWithJack has entered the chat

[@sweetpotatofreak]

"Oh my god like I have to feed this thing and keep it alive" -me when I look in the mirror every morning

[@casadaze6098]

LMAO-

[@The.Living.Well.Christian.C]

😂😂😂😂

[@samg461a]

WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING HOW SHE SAID SHE DIDNT COOK THE CHICKEN UNTIL IT WAS ALBINO

[@atomicreactor6033]

Probably because it was a phrase no one was expecting. Slightly concerning, but too absurd to judge

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

Slightly Concerning, Too Absurd to Judge: title of my autobiography

[@debbiethomas2622]

I want to credit it to language (not knowing how to say it differently from her native tongue to english and not to appear racial(?) [Not saying white], but yes, too absurd to judge.

[@LuckyOwI777]

Because somehow, that's one of the least concerning things said in this video

[@TobiasKryze]

​@@sarah.s.flanagantitle of our sex tape! Brooklyn 99 reference before anyone screams about something.

[@ManateeMaiden]

“You have five children, clearly a hug is not what you need.” Alton is a national treasure tbh

[@techrules2154]

Someone from Child Protective Services is what her kids need

[@timearaba6661]

The "sweet potatoes are a winter vegetable, 'cus they are the same colour as pumpkins, which are vegetables associated with Halloween, which is celebrated in the winter" lady is my favourite person from this video. The funniest part is that sweet potatoes are - according to Google - a winter vegetable, so her first statement is correct.

[@joshc5613]

"you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer"

[@yoyoyowantsumchicken2go721]

@@joshc5613😂😂😂

[@konnichiwa8762]

​@@joshc5613why I'm hearing uncle Roger's voice from this? 😂

[@Lanedude08]

Please be careful in dorms as it is a known fact that they are dorms

[@kamek]

thank you I'll keep that in mind

[@djanime317]

These people make me so appreciative that I both know how to cook and have common sense and not make cooking seem like rocket science 😂😭

[@angietsiganova9143]

Right, but did you know Halloween is in winter…? 😃

[@mahdireza5695]

The fact that I can make a whole bento box with cute patterns and decorations and I have a friend who can't even toast bread in the morning 😂

[@hanbean]

"what did you put in the meat?" "meat" "what kind of meat?" "ground"

[@shivalishankersharma1562]

“The last time I cooked chicken, someone got salmonella” . Scary stuff

[@DeathnoteBB]

So she decided to cook it even faster! Perfect

[@moongem4489]

Ok...I'm not a good cook and I don't even know how to cook meat yet, but I DO know that trying to avoid food poisoning by putting meat on super high heat is stupid. You'll end up not just with a burnt outside but a barely cooked inside because you tried to cook it too fast instead of letting it cook properly and monitoring the progress.

[@necroflowers2244]

Depends on the cut of meat. Red meats that are cut thin due well to cook on high heat with a few minutes on each side. Chicken and thicker cuts of meat need to be covered, and simmered at medium heat for moisture and even cooking. Ground meat needs to be thoroughly cooked because the grinding process makes it more susceptible to bacteria. Those really are basics of meats and poultry.

[@thaloblue]

Just eat nasty burnt food and THEN give yourself food poisoning.

[@purplee7330]

that's called a chocolate chicken💀

[@jphenry3404]

​@@necroflowers2244A few minutes on each side on high heat for a thin cut of steak gets you shoe-leather my friend

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@necroflowers2244Yeah the basics definitely don’t include burning chicken and leaving the inside raw

[@lqtespring546]

"halloween is in winter?" I had to pause and breathe,, this is too good omg 💀

[@allisonavery7273]

I don’t want to defend this woman but I live in the upper Midwest where there is always a 50-50 shot there is snow in an October so maybe she lives up there?

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

spring close enough

[@necroflowers2244]

We've had some bitter cold, and even some snowy Halloween nights so maybe she's in a location where October feels cold.

[@galaxyverse1546]

🎵 *Insert the "Everyone Is Dumb" song* 🎵

[@andieallison6792]

@@allisonavery7273 October is always in Fall omfg

[@katrinapunkari4258]

"You have five children a hug is NOT what you need" i almost choked on my breakfast.

[@twily4]

I remember watching this show and wondering why they were kicking the bad cooks off... I assumed it was like Canada's Worst Driver where they were actively looking for the worst cooks based on the title. I highly recommend Canada's Worst Driver btw. They people they manage to find on that show is astounding (although half the shit they have them do are things even *I* can't do, and I'm a pretty average driver).

[@chibee4l]

I'm still wondering why

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Man I loved Canada's worst driver.

[@QuikVidGuy]

​@@chibee4l they're trying to compete to make a bad cook into a competent one, so they're staking their reputations on the cooks improving

[@DeathnoteBB]

Nah that show is just unethical

[@gr33nriver77]

Isn't more that they are trying to find the least bad to make them competent?

[@AlexandriaSWest]

I mean... I admire their confidence. I've also never been more anxious about someone slicing veggies.

[@saneira]

4:58 Not him begging her not to set the kitchen on fire.

[@jillanospizza]

Maybe it’s just the childhood neglection as a kid in me but cooking ain’t hard at all, like I feel like everyone should know the basics and what things don’t go together

[@necroflowers2244]

As a fellow latchkey kid, I had to learn to cook for myself. I was pretty decent by age 9 at making basic spaghetti, pasta sauce, tacos. My mom would leave me written instructions and I would do my best to follow her instructions. I cannot impress upon how important knowing some basic cooking skills are.

[@cookieswithtea5402]

I wasn't really educated in the art of cooking when I was starting middle school, but omg grade 7 foods made me feel like the goddess of cooking. We were split into groups, my group had 5 people including me, NO ONE BUT ME KNEW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG. N O O N E. I'M NOT JOKING.

[@dragonfly9821]

Even in loving households it should be normal, parents should teach their children basic skills they will need to survive on their own. You don't have to be a great cook, but damn, you should always know the basics.

[@foggyfrogy]

I can cook everything....the only problem is that my taste buds are underdeveloped and I prefer raw meat...

[@dorcasmalahlela2805]

I was raised by my grandma for the first half of my life. She let me watch her cook. She taught my sister and I basics. I wanted to be a chef, but unfortunately in my parents' house, that meant I was the designated cook from like thirteen or fourteen years old. I hate cooking now. But I still do it.

[@lickmyballoonknot]

Alton Brown was soooo not into this and I loved every moment of it!

[@necroflowers2244]

Did you ever see that really awkward segment of a holiday cookoff where Alton Brown and Gada were like fighting and it got so catty? Omg it was hilarious. Bobby Flay and Contessa were like playing referee between Brown and Gada.

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

"I'm calling my agent and I want to go home" lmao

[@mirandamead1962]

Marinating fish in cheese?? 🤢 that'll give me nightmares.

[@zillailluhr]

Cheesy anchovies chasing you around

[@etuanno]

I mean by the looks of it, he melted it on top of the fish. Unusual for sure, but not that terrible I think/hope. Depending on the fish, add rosemary, black pepper, salt and lemon juice to cut through the fattiness of the cheese? He definitely wasn't marinading it, he used the wrong words.

[@thomasecker9405]

Seafood and cheese is rather tricky to get right... one of the better ways to pull it off is if you were making a seafood bisque and using a cheese like a good gruyere or brie amd camembert. You don't put cheese on top of a fish steak as you're cooking it!

[@lunacy3]

“No, no. You have 5 children, clearly a hug is not what you need” THE SHADE😭😭

[@mieshalashay]

“I cannot provide visual aid for this” 🤣🤣

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

As someone currently moving into a college dorm for the *first* time (and feeling a lot of homesickness and loneliness), this is exactly what I need at the moment. Thank you :)

[@reagan271]

Good luck!! Make sure to leave your door open to meet people on your hall; it really helps with loneliness!

[@adilenealanis]

Hey! I moved into my dorm for the first time a couple weeks ago and i get you,, its week 3 and i still feel homesick even if I get to see my family on weekends,, its hard but we'll push through it!! Sending you luck and love

[@adayg8367]

It's okay I promise you it will get better I wish you the best

[@thislittlepiggysam]

Good luck have fun!

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Aw good luck! My first day in a dorm I was so excited to be "on my own" but not really on my own because roommate and dining hall, but then when it came down to sleep I was just like PANIK. And then in a few weeks your dining hall will serve a single frozen ravioli as the only pasta dish for the whole month and you'll be extremely homesick again. True story. Sure glad I'm in debt I'll never get out of because I paid so much to go to a school that literally served ONE SINGLE FROZEN RAVIOLI for dinner one time. Prisoners get better food.

[@purplee7330]

1:51 "That's called a 🍫 🐔 " 💀

[@britbrat1127]

I looked for this comment that brother had me howlin’ 😂😂😂 it’s done, you can’t cook it any darker that that

[@JasperXCXeon]

Just cook the chicken for longer instead of trying to burn it to a crisp as fast as possible omg 😭

[@The_Chef2511]

Contestant: I just wanted to butter you up! Alton Brown: *I FEEL PHYSICAL FUCKING PAIN WHEN YOU SPEAK*

[@lesbianspaceranger]

'i can not provide a visual aid for this' fucking screaming 💀💀😭😭

[@capivarapassando1159]

"omg i have to feed this thing" broke me

[@user-yx9ds8fd8l]

“Yes sirrr.. Yes I am…… sorry…” That took me OUTTT 😭😭😭

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Happy college vibes being sent your way, Kamek! We appreciate you ❤️

[@Xiomara_Lanier]

It's like they've somehow managed to avoid ever seeing someone prepare/cook anything irl or in a show. Their stupidity is impressive

[@fruitymeadows]

this show has been running for soooo long but i'm always grateful that they keep running because i love seeing chaos unfurl lmao

[@kenziehansen2424]

Lets all have a moment of silence for those kids and husbands that have to eat this food😂

[@jakobthealien]

2:01 “oMgGg 45 sEcOoOoNnNnDs!!!” has me in stitches no matter how many times I replay it 😂😂

[@okuhle5820]

As someone who learned to cook at 9 and was doing all meal prep in the household by 13, this gives me anxiety. I can't imagine having kids and not knowing how to prepare a decent meal for them.

[@etuanno]

If you only eat fast food, go out or eat preprepared microwave stuff, then these things can happen. I cook regurarly for myself and it's always yummy (except the one time I forgot to cook the chickpeas before making hummus, they are a bit poisonous raw, not much, but enough to give you diharrea).

[@konnichiwa8762]

I imagine if 9 year old child who is good at cooking and chores come to this show and cook in front of these adults, I'm sure their confident will drop in no time.

[@meowmeowmeowbarf]

Stoooop the edit at 2:31 has me dying 😭😭😭😭

[@WatchingBadTV]

Have fun in your senior year I'm excited to see what you do when you enter into the world of adults

[@cristianchavez1699]

I'm a chef, that's what I do for a living. This was tough to watch but hilarious at the same time

[@moodymermaid3690]

"I need to go call my agent, I wanna go home." Same, Alton. Same.

[@matcha_moose]

This is my favorite segment, please never stop

[@sofia9459]

i didn't cook the chicken until it became albimno

[@ValentineS97]

the look alton gave her after she "buttered him up"... if he could have slapped her, he would have. no doubts about it. 😅😂

[@jrowewilliams98]

When she said smell-o-vision why did I hold my breath? 🤣🤣🤣

[@celceusiguess]

I may not have been able to make mac and cheese from a box until I was a junior in highschool but at least even as a child I understood basic things like safe kitchen tool use and handling, how to read the item containers, and finally not do something like put my horrible skills on TV for everyone to see. I wish these people well as someone who does better enough to laugh but not so much better that I can't relate

[@atomicreactor6033]

I think that's the point of the show. I've seen some of it and they do get better over time. Sometimes

[@wendybutler1681]

Mother was a timid cook. Anything other than what she was used to was not gonna happen. No frying, Minimal seasoning. She could not even guess as to how to do the sauce part of a Hamburger Helper type thing. I was adventurous but I did not have the knowledge. Until I was ill for a long time and watched QVC and HSN. Watching the talented chefs cook a sirloin strip 10 different ways how can you not learn something? Selling pans they'd have 15 different dishes going. I learned how to use cookware to it's full capabilities, too. Methods, recipes, tips. Selling knives and I learn how to use them. My knife skills are getting pretty good! I found out I have good kitchen instincts, too, and that seems to be what a lot of these worst cooks are lacking. Cooking feeds my need to be creative and I do it with love. My great niece is very fond of my cooking. She's had fried rice in 5-star restaurants. She prefers mine. She was scared of onion until I introduced her to sweet onion. Now she even wants onion on her burgers. Now if I could get her to understand the action of folding, instead of stirring stuff. If she mixes up a fruit salad it's half-masticated before it's served! Patience, girl! Those berries are delicate!

[@wendybutler1681]

But how a human adult who must eat food to survive can be THIS clueless about how to do the most basic prep is really shameful. Tbe woman has 5 kids? How does she feed them?

[@queenofawesome2550]

This show already feels like someone's edit the utter chaos is unmatched.

[@CoolBossFights]

'The last time i cooked chicken, someone got salmonella poisoning.' >gives them cancer instead

[@kenziehansen2424]

Not only can they not cook, they can barely say words😂

[@zillailluhr]

Salvatating

[@Cashcash08]

This is so chaotic i love it!

[@victinitron2000]

this show truly is a blessing

[@taylorowens5972]

I watched this high and then again while not high and the comedic difference is phenomenal, you are now my favorite channel to watch while high

[@kamekfan1kamekfan196]

omg this is my favourite channel i love this!!!

[@jaquan123ism]

hmm yes “marinading” fish in a pan that is actively cooking in shredded cheese

[@giulianamaria5194]

I have never seen a chicken breast that burnt before.

[@jmosher12]

i love ur edits, thank u for providing so much entertainment while i’m stuck in bed with chronic stomach issues, ur vids always help keep me in good spirits 🙌🥰

[@graceelle9605]

I used to watch this show religiously.

[@t.swiftedits5440]

“until it’s albino” 💀💀

[@DanielLopez-jl7is]

You have 5 children a hug is not what you need 😂😂😂

[@anaraboudreaux6406]

I need to start watching this show again .

[@bailey78]

I really have to wonder how some people survived to adulthood. I learned to cook for myself when I was eight or nine.

[@ellib4977]

OMG the chicken 1:50 💀💀💀 she has to live on take out chicken is the easiest meat to cook smh

[@jimmiesavage437]

This is why aliens won't help us and we're doomed

[@frizzij]

"I need to go call my agent I want to go home" had me dead lmao

[@rameyeliza]

Kamek? More like Dormek

[@witchycat15]

This show always makes me feel better about myself. Also good luck with your last year!!

[@chaseishere8460]

anytime i make a bad dish i rewatch this to feel good.

[@KR13GER_N4TION]

4:03 Reminds me of Blink-182’s I Miss You.

[@rmnt3906]

2:09 TO 2:12 I LITERALLY LIKE HER ENERGY AND THE WAY SHE JOKED HAJHSDSJK

[@AutumnLoki]

Yes because cooking chicken on high won’t cause the outside to burn and the inside to stay raw …🤦🏼‍♀️ I swear these people

[@orangeastronaut1161]

marinating the fish in cheese

[@NapsAreBetterThanSex]

HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE SO BAD!? 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@takotako808]

You have 5 children.... clear a hug is not what you need .... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BioYuGi]

What baffles me is how complicated their recipes are. That one woman said she tried to make pho and almost poisoned her fiance. Pho?! That super in-depth soup recipe that takes hours to make? Maybe start with a tomato soup first, ffs.

[@obi-wan-pierogi]

Alton’s reaction to the mallet hitting the knife was basically my reaction lmao. That poor knife Jesus and you just know food network sets up every show with those expensive German knives that could split an atom they are so sharp so the mallet was definitely overkill.

[@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl]

This show has to be fake. I refuse to believe there are humans that either live in the caves of Appalachia or somehow have never seen another human cook.

[@Kolibri14427]

LMAAAAAOOO IM PISSING SHITTING CRYING BLEEDING PUKING MYSELF 💀💀😍😍💖😍

[@neemaweema7083]

🫤

[@TheGlamorousLifeofNae]

Not them singing at 4:33 😂😂😂👏🏾

[@khannman]

Alton was fighting for his life watching this

[@Frankjc3rd]

Admittedly my cooking skill involves reading the microwave instructions but even I know not to do half of this stuff!

[@wizardsuth]

I've had blackened chicken before, but never *that* blackened.

[@jakefairley6993]

I've never been more anxious in my life

[@bigedog3989]

“You can’t live off of pizza” My 16 year old brother who eats nothing but pizza and pizza rolls would like a word with you.

[@JarahKnuckey]

...That one dude with the fish and the cheese... You should never be able to cook again. You *never, EVER* put cheese on fish.

[@ShySo9]

Well I’m no longer hungry

[@arihopkins2756]

My fave one is when the girl tries to make chocolate😂

[@mr.duck1248]

POV: your mom always told you to “get out of the kitchen” instead of teaching you how to cook

[@RBondZ007]

Blessed not to cook had me dying

[@mrskia247]

The black has got to be acting I know for a FACT he had to have some aunties in the kitchen with him

[@corym.m.3084]

It’s kind of terrifying to see this. Can’t imagine what these people home lives look like.

[@moth_king7958]

I still remember when a substitute played this video in my cooking class and literally had no idea or change the video once

[@LethallyReptarded]

How the hell is the first time I’ve heard of this shot 😂 your edits amazing btw bro

[@ChrisF_1982]

Lady was treating the chef's knife like a chisel.

[@the_real_MarcGyver]

Im definitely not "salvatating"

[@bustodes4018]

I got literally to 1:01 and I already have my jaw on the floow

[@heybye7341]

This thing lmfaooo 😂yooooo this thing Lmfaooo weak 😂😂

[@gracieturner4703]

you need more subscribers kamek, you are iconic

[@ultralance7470]

Screaming at the lady who was like yeah I had a kid and man I had to feed that thing…. Such me energy

[@maizygreene]

Thid honestly made me laugh out loud so many times! I love this video well done!!