The Worst Cooking on Youtube

[@swizzler]

When she says "and I'm cooking again" it's not an intro, it's a warning.

[@blvalverde]

She is legally obliged to tell you or else the constables show up and arrest her.

[@theultimateracist3037]

It ain't even a warning, it's a fucking threat

[@maiagates9130]

@@blvalverde or to not confuse the demons that she accidentally summons ocassionally

[@andioop561]

What the fuck.

[@HaiiKris]

I feel like she looks at the picture of the final product and just wings it

[@oscarliljeby8182]

"it's raw AND burnt...." that's pretty impressive. Not gonna lie.

[@bloodynoses9693]

some body i knew cooked salmon in a small toaster oven , smoke filled the room and and it was still mostly raw.

[@128bitt]

It's funny how that is possible.

[@julac136]

somehow not the first time I've seen something like that. My brother never made eggs again

[@lestatsgirlypop]

Pretty impossible but VERY impressive regardless.

[@spec7501]

How the actul f*** did you burn ice cream

[@Godifathers]

"It's raw and burnt" Kay has broken the barrier between time and space.

[@GamingWithNikolas]

I love this comment

[@weebiron]

Haachamachama

[@masonwhite3728]

It’s actually not that hard to do, it happens when you cook at too high of a temperature

[@hidungku2sisa340]

@@weebiron i expect this comment

[@stinkyrrat1854]

@@hidungku2sisa340 haachama

[@agnomymous]

I love that she keeps saying “this is how I was told to do it” like it’ll reduce her sentence in food hell

[@ZuTheComCat]

She was just following the recipe's orders, it's culinary Nuremberg defense.

[@GurreG]

Trying to defend herself xD even tho what she saw "was told so" wasn't real and she's in denial cuz that's what most people are like her.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Nah, she seems like the kind of person who would eagerly follow a recipe for peanut butter mayonnaise casserole. Whoever told her was probably giggling the whole time.

[@waltuh11121]

The recipe was written in the Necronomicon

[@adong1]

Cackling at this comment

[@jacksonflood9344]

She's like a cartoon characters mom who is a terrible cook but no one wants to hurt her feelings

[@noriyakee]

too fucking accurate

[@Irond3vil2]

Spot on

[@maddiepookiepoo]

Cough Timmy Turners mom

[@ShugaR_Automata]

Yup

[@Anna_Crossing]

Amy Duncan

[@sparehead0755]

her son’s immune system is just god tier by now

[@slowed8394]

SpareHead07 he just took like 5 bites hell maybe even ate the whole raw spaghetti kabob and you can hear him crunching on the raw spaghetti and all say he says is “it’s a little raw”

[@K.Finesse242]

The corona virus doesn't even faze him

[@Onyxthefem]

Celestial tier. Nothing can make him sick and nothing can kill him

[@jorgelaman6200]

By all the shit he has been eating all his life i imagine

[@dinamaruii1007]

Who needs vacation am I right

[@fauxwolf]

Nothing was sadder then the hearing the pasta crunch in her son's mouth

[@spiwolf6998]

Her son needs to make an ASMR channel of him eating his mother's cooking.

[@JayRain]

@@spiwolf6998 Unfortunately her son passed away 2 hours after eating those burnt crunchy spaghetti noodles so he can no longer make an ASMR channel

[@JayRain]

@@iWolfCupSwweeetyyy Food poisoning

[@roops236]

Lol

[@penguiscool2334]

@@JayRain lol did you genuinely fool this man?

[@kalebashdon]

it's honestly impressive that she's able to make everything look so disgusting

[@arybianca46]

Have you seen the comments on her channel😂idk if they really like her food or just pitying her

[@coolballer42]

She makes a 11 year old cook look like a five-michelin-star chef

[@goldenhourss]

LMFAOOOO

[@excusemetaylor4642]

🤣

[@pikaa-si9ie]

Honestly, it could be the camera lighting

[@Wet_Deer]

Imagine committing this war crime of a meal and then posting the evidence

[@nova_supreme8390]

I bet she has decided already to win the war so she can write the history with her as the protagonist. You will like her cooking or you will enjoy a long session of re-education. :)

[@frank9302]

I was just following the orders of the recipe

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

It's good enough for captured terrorists.

[@chriswainwright5070]

You are just jealous

[@red55car]

Her son's stomach must be the strongest material on earth by now

[@sorrenzz3610]

Yeah I could make some good armor out of him

[@bigshrimp6458]

Hes probably buried in an unmarked grave by now.

[@pyrozmbies9363]

his stomach must be made of obsidian

[@noctowlcactus394]

Her son are already dead at this point

[@ramz3119]

More like he's probably eaten the strongest materials on Earth by now LUL

[@dankdagank6006]

"Raw and burnt" Those two words don't belong in the same sentence let alone in a meal...

[@djentrification1631]

And yet here we are...

[@robertlizardi9544]

And sadly that is what happened

[@breastmilkgaming]

Climate change activist and Greta

[@cjrstudios4100]

My ass is raw and burnt from eating her food

[@deadsushi4287]

"Haha, look at me, I'm putting politics in the comments, look at me, please" -@@breastmilkgaming

[@iggyeyebrows4521]

As someone who is British, I can confirm this is what we eat every day

[@EpicSandwich301]

Not British but same fsr

[@cowjuicemcdougall4844]

@Ancient Mummy lies

[@cowjuicemcdougall4844]

@Ancient Mummy I was joking, I live in the UK and I agree our food is very good, enjoy your evening

[@damienwit]

fine british cuisine

[@sonicartzldesignerclan5763]

@@cowjuicemcdougall4844 Lmaoooo your food is dogshit compared to my home

[@Mr.SandmanInc]

This looks like the thing spongebob ate that gave him the worst breath in the world.

[@jnightmare0]

😂

[@gavindillon1486]

S U N D A E

[@MarleyP666]

YOU GAVE ME THE UGLY

[@doosey6316]

It is

[@mackielunkey2205]

DEAUUUUGH!

[@Riokushinaku]

She's hopeless in the kitchen, but it's sweet that she keeps trying. And the look on her face when her son was trying her twice baked never cooked noodles, was pure anticipation. Like, "Oh, I hope my baby boy likes it." So cute.

[@Boultbeeable]

twice baked never cooked hahaha

[@nob9705]

Someone’s gotta tell her or else she’ll keep cooking shit

[@kiwiqueen138]

OH no, I see what must’ve happened here: She was sweet and wanted to experiment with cooking, gave people the result, and they were too polite to tell her that it tasted bad cuz she was just so excited about what she’d made and they didn’t want to break her heart. She was encouraged and kept making more, thinking she’s doing something great for her friends/family. Repeat hundreds of times until she thinks it’s great.

[@jeypae1547]

fr tho, shes can't cook, but it's so adorable

[@Riokushinaku]

@@kiwiqueen138 That's how I improved at cooking. I consider it rude to lie, even little white lies. People close to me know that, so they tell me the truth, and know I'll appreciate the honest criticism.

[@ZekaVirus414]

She’s created her own cuisine of cooking. These recipes are not from any known culture on this earth

[@Bufekana]

😄👍😄👍😄👍

[@miyanotatchan]

Even aliens wouldn't eat that

[@hypotheticaltapeworm]

... British.

[@oldgreggscreamybaileys6618]

Doug A british? Stop trying to be cool and pretending everyone the world over doesn’t wrap their food in plastic before boiling it

[@garliconionshallot]

@@oldgreggscreamybaileys6618 What

[@s_cabbage]

"They're still raw, and burnt"

[@nicolassmithcuprill443]

Imagine being an onion growing for 3 entire months out of the ground, thinking you’ll end up in like a Michelin starred restaurant just to end up in a one of these dishes.

[@seanvti]

The only time chopping an onion made the onion cry

[@falloutfox2251]

Imagine being an onion growing for 3 months and then ending up getting eaten by One Giant Onion

[@amoebagaming9019]

@@falloutfox2251 that’s an honor

[@theblueslimeboi]

Imagine being the cows tho

[@oofley8346]

*honeyon

[@michaelt1760]

She’s like howtobasic except it isn’t a joke

[@TheClassicDoomGuy]

Lol fuck off XD I'm dying

[@tranxvillanueva1092]

@Hatake Kakashi joke is not real deadass

[@eggnog9230]

Whether or not a joke is funny is entirely subjective, my dude.

[@aleawarking6003]

@@eggnog9230 and you cant take one

[@Weldedhodag]

I dunno man, that crab curry HTB made that one time actually looked pretty good till MaxMoeFoe came in and slam dunked it into the 3rd circle of hell

[@colonelinfernal5004]

She's probably the only cook in the world to have ever given dough a yeast infection.

[@Djuntas]

wow 10/10 :D

[@HoloScope]

Lmao

[@gutsthe100manslayer4]

fucking lol

[@bta7658]

Do you mean "give ever given dough a yeast infection"?

[@HoloScope]

@@bta7658 no

[@Juzokinnie]

The unfortunate thing is that Kay seems like a really nice woman who just lacks the ability to understand her cooking is not.

[@sillycheese301]

This is what Gordon Ramsay sees in his sleep paralysis.

[@despapitoxaa6331]

Lol

[@tylerg9864]

😂

[@serumavaru3830]

DEAD LOL

[@neil330]

LMAO

[@azrieljale]

If Gordon Ramsay ever sees something like this, he snaps and shoots up a kitchen.

[@MariOfTheValley]

I remain shocked and impressed at how she manages to make the simplest recipe look like a witch's cauldron

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Truly a talent.

[@burgbass]

I have a theory that the camera used, or the lights in the kitchen leave this nasty af yellow/gray color to everything so even just a cup of water in any of Kay’s videos could look rancid

[@Doost311]

@@nemo-x Its not hard... You just get a non florescent bulb or take it outside. Assuming you have a modern phone contrast is also not a problem on the auto settings.

[@Doost311]

@@nemo-x My girlfriend does a lot of cooking and we take photos all the time for it and they come out great. We post them on a foodie FB group we are in... It isn't very hard...

[@NinjaPotatoGaming]

@@nemo-x I guess it’s hard if you’re a

[@BigMuppa]

"It's like watching an isis video for spaghetti"

[@iseeyotoes6739]

Lol

[@gorrillabootychickennugget9903]

@@bigmarc252_7 twitch

[@AMan-ct1gu]

@@gorrillabootychickennugget9903 even on pornhub

[@oradrive745]

Pretty dam accurate

[@gianmariadalessandro540]

As an Italian i agree

[@camfv]

How tf did she somehow manage to fuck up a pre made beef Wellington 🤦🏽‍♂️💀

[@camfv]

@@velaikka yeah fr I wish I could be that 😭👏

[@RongDMemer]

@@camfv acceptance is the first step to success

[@blueduderecreation2103]

So this is where the lunch ladys at my elementary school got their recipes.

[@pissuwu3347]

Do you go to my school too?

[@ashleyk8406]

Sometimes it was bad but sometimes we got pizza boats and stuff.

[@LPTSBE]

@@ashleyk8406 what's a pizza boat?

[@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483]

John Reyes-Luna an oval shaped slice of bread with pizza toppings on it

[@LPTSBE]

@@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483 interesting. Never had one lol.

[@UnknowingMan1]

“I’m going to use the flour to keep it from sticking to the flour. Then I’ll add flour for some flavor”

[@ProphetOfMrBubz]

Jack: Looks like it needs MAYO!

[@TechSupportDave]

@@ProphetOfMrBubz and KETCHUP

[@nightmarerage2187]

Hit The Brake kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKKncoiJZpedkJI

[@aron1089]

@@nightmarerage2187 can you not link your videos?

[@imadgrim]

@@ProphetOfMrBubz heaping spoons of mayo

[@fubbypeets7058]

She's a horrendous cook, but she seems like a nice lady.

[@annyjo1362]

I had same thought.

[@danielsakuri4024]

Yeah feel bad for laughing

[@Amaling]

@@danielsakuri4024 nah not really. Sweet woman who’s an awful cook is a very common comedic trope for a reason

[@mayathemayar4469]

Idk she's torturing her son and everyone watching

[@MrSqurk]

I couldn't cook this bad if I was trying to for comedic purposes.

[@mantovannni]

I live in the U.K. and I have a horror story from my childhood. I once got home from school to my mother's house and she wasn't home, she'd taken my brother to the dentist. One of the neighbours found out and told me I could wait at their house. There were kids roughly my age and above who lived there and the mum was cooking their evening meal. She also made some for me. I went into the kitchen and she's cooking fried eggs in the brown redundant fat that drips off meat in the grill pan. I got the food, had a mouthful or two of the food and was almost instantly sick. When my mum got home the neighbour told her all about it so I missed a meal that day as my mum thought I was ill even though I told her about the minging eggs.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

That genuinely made me gag

[@ThatScootFanboy]

I do that all the time. Thing is, you have to season the fat and make sure the eggs aren't literally dripping in it.

[@fubbypeets7058]

Gordon Ramsay isn't even dead and he's already rolling in his grave.

[@danmarctan7052]

Omg nice one

[@homoman2825]

This comment is gonna be really depressing very soon

[@fubbypeets7058]

@@homoman2825 Why? He isn't very old, he's only 53.

[@JohnTronMusic]

he needs to react to that 😂😅 would be funny i think

[@crazyafronado3915]

Jimin Park Yea, the kid’s dumb

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

The worst thing is that she seems so nice, loving, and trying and it just ends up bad every time...God bless her.

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

@@ateandslayed I pray for your well being my friend.

[@kurocure3984]

She's actually pretty racist and xenophobic, tbh you shouldn't feel bad

[@El1society]

Kuro Cure how do you know?

[@Kopplex]

You're fucking delusional.

[@ReinerIsDaddy]

@@kurocure3984 who cares? This isn't Twitter.

[@Moonman2104]

“RAW AND BURNT” Best oxymoron that’s actually true.

[@IceFire1800]

that is the most infuriating phrase i've ever heard

[@Zanemob]

@@IceFire1800 Why?

[@alanmyr1507]

There i was thinking i was never going to have to use that word again after i passed english. Oxymorons man.

[@SaadKhan-ck5tc]

It's also Gordon Ramsey's favourite go to phrase

[@ultimateunclegene7428]

Gabriel Noon it’s not an oxymoron because burnt and raw do not have the opposite meaning The opposite of raw is over cooked

[@sosoma32]

She turned cooking into arts and crafts.

[@acs7991]

The fact that Kay hasn't lost a single finger till date and has managed to stay alive all these years eating her own food shows the resilience of the human spirit. Take a bow Kay

[@REALDEALFLEXSEAL]

Or how she still has her son, he still going strong out here💪

[@pamelaevangelista434]

Fr💀

[@papieyonko792]

She got that luffy will power

[@DWPersianExcursion]

Flour won't injure you,hahahah

[@zboy1152]

You gotta admire her resilience ngl

[@kylecarracappa2312]

I love how she has just embraced the jokes and now her fans are called the boiled meat gang.

[@MoedorDeCarne]

Wait, really? That's lovely

[@hotpikachu]

She seems like a sweet lady apart from the hellfood

[@blondesense1708]

@@MoedorDeCarne hmm I’m not so sure. I’ve watched quite a few of her videos and a Q&A and I think most of the comments go way over her head or upset her. I don’t thinks she’s laughing with us.

[@devinmcgroot7560]

she is absolutely trolling. she's purposely cooking extremely bad food for viesws

[@Tw0Dots]

@@blondesense1708 You’d think having so many year on Earth would give someone a sense of humor by now 🤔 Boomer continue to prove me wrong.

[@hassetjifrebro8222]

Imagine having such cooking that someone calls it a hate crime.

[@hassetjifrebro8222]

Its Danny She’s British. She very likely doesn’t know any better

[@girl-di3nn]

Maximilian Lagerholm that’s true

[@connormac4401]

@Its Danny Jack actually had some legit cooking videos in the really really early days of youtube.

[@cassiestephenson509]

Nien, I'm not associated with this. My swasti-Cakes are a hit at my Confederate gun club.

[@steelsilence19]

The kids immune system is basically one punch man at this point 🤣

[@SgtBuck01]

Kay's secret ingredients: Flour and suffering.

[@CloudyyGoated]

And onions(sometimes)

[@Terratetradon]

@@CloudyyGoated hunyions*

[@azurarush7777]

How'd you forget mince meat?

[@diothevampire3250]

And jacks secret mayo

[@alexzanderguyett245]

Don't forget the ecoli

[@disgusting-deer]

You can literally hear the noodles crunch when he tries to first sin she's passing off as food

[@allaboardthehypetrain1791]

Oh God

[@r.m.5467]

Reeeeeeee

[@gabrielgalaxygh]

That's how spaghetti suppose to sound duhh

[@justinluc2572]

can your english be any worse

[@DerLamer]

That's how you know it's fresh, duh.

[@humericdollara5577]

"Hell's Kitchen" has a whole new meaning now. Try not to die edition.

[@iskawhiskers]

HELL'S KITCHEN: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

[@-slice-6103]

Rip Daredevil

[@Danielkaas94]

🎵 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6PaZ6GQbpiUnck 🎶

[@Threat_LvL]

Pepare to die edition

[@gnoll5506]

Hell is only a word. The reality is much worse.

[@helloiamtiredallthetime.631]

Kay’s cooking is genuinely one of my favorite channels on KZbin. She genuinely has improved over the years and I love her dedication. It’s so fucking funny I love her son’s reactions, but recently the son is not always in the videos. She’s so sweet as a person and I’m so grateful for her

[@curtisyue182]

For real. She's one of the best worst KZbin cooks because she's genuinely humble and has a good personality.

[@jennyanydots2389]

I've been trying to DM her for years. I wanna get that prego soooo bad.

[@johnroberts7185]

The scary part is that she's not making this up as she goes along; she's following a recipe. What sort of sick person actually invented these?

[@oliie3416]

4 chan I have a seeking therory that she's one of the people who fell for the blow rock trap.

[@hotto-dogu5829]

@@oliie3416 what’s the blow rock trap?

[@oliie3416]

@@hotto-dogu5829 there was a whole thing on 4 chan years ago, where someone said to mix some chemicals and blow into it to make home made Chrystal. Turns out mixing the chemicals pretty much made mustard gas and alot of people where hurt I'd recommend checking it out cause my memory is bad

[@lategamer6684]

@@oliie3416 lemme guess mix bleach and ammonia?

[@homo9223]

@@lategamer6684 way more convincing than that, but Kay's actually kinda famous on 4chan so i guess people trolled her a lot there (couple threads on /ck/ planning to troll her) it's putting a nickel on a glass and then mixing it with bleach-ammonia-salt and then put a straw to blow it with your own mouth to create a bubble (which is dumb because you just put a lethal gas straight to your own throat and respiratory system) started on /b/ yet no one remembers to never take anything seriously from that hellhole

[@hyperion3145]

It just looks like she just discovered fire and decided to cook literally everything she has

[@carlgoatee2875]

This comment deserves more likes

[@hays4475]

It's like when. Sponggar and Pattar (I think I butchered their names) discovered cooking

[@hijim6504]

Like the Creature from Frankenstein experimenting with cooking berries and nuts on an open fire.

[@0uterbone571]

R/ rareinsults

[@gavins9846]

LMFAOOOOOO thats a great one

[@BoogieIRL]

She clearly wants to live by herself. Her son needs to move out.

[@seanvti]

How the f**k is this only getting it's first like? Lol

[@bipolarbear9952]

Nah, he's too far gone at this point.

[@hotpikachu]

He might be a high schooler

[@georgestanley657]

@@hotpikachu nah he looks like he is 30 years old and is a discord mod

[@ianlanford6922]

uncle roger said its child abuse lol

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

1:00 you can literally see the burnt part of the noodles. I genuinely can’t believe she tried to cook dry noodles in an oven.

[@jennyanydots2389]

It's really good bro. I do it all the time when the water's low or smells off that day.

[@CarpenterBrother]

This gives me the same anxiety as when you go to your friend's house and you are trying to swallow the food while your throat and stomach are pulsing to make you vomit but you fight it because you don't want to be disrespectful while pretending to be good with tears in your eyes.

[@garnetavi]

This is almost a verse from Rapper's Delight

[@jessandra7]

r/oddlyspecific

[@onionman8811]

That’s a mood and not a good one

[@bigjuice2623]

Tbh true, most of the time the food isnt even gross its just not familiar

[@regirock7313]

garnetavi I could imagine a rapper saying this as a verse

[@skylarsis85]

Did y'all hear the crunching from her son when he ate the spaghetti?!😭😂

[@dellbelphine304]

*its a little raw*

[@-baldvegeta]

@@dellbelphine304 Dell computers

[@dieneloleo2605]

@@dellbelphine304 he's mad, she's mad, you're mad, big sad

[@jimzimmer2048]

Dienelo Leo I’m 7 inches

[@ctm479]

Yea lmao

[@EggyboyYT]

She's a little confused but she's got the spirit.

[@groovygabriel9915]

That is actually such a perfect way to describe her

[@EggyboyYT]

I don't want to disrespect her because she seems like a nice lady but just don't know how to cook, at least she's trying.

[@PopynMC]

a little?

[@bakenator7420]

I mean Jim Jones had spirit when he started Jonestown...his Kool-Aid seems more edible as well...

[@EggyboyYT]

@@bakenator7420 but was he confused?

[@jupiterzombies]

ive never laughed so hard without being high as when she dropped a bagel wrapped in plastic in hot water

[@pinkkkkkkkkk]

I was high when I saw it and I literally laughed until I cried

[@yamothaisaverynizlady]

@@pinkkkkkkkkk This is so weird, I'm high watching it right now. I guess it's not too much of a coincidence but I snorted for a while lol.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

watching her cook is like something out of the deep web

[@bongwaterbaptist]

red room cooking

[@nonoyesyes8641]

Hahhahaha

[@Lmaobama]

It does feel inherently wrong.

[@zombieghostninja]

How did her “Bagels” end up looking like raw uncooked chicken.

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

Transmutation

[@zombieghostninja]

But that’s not the law of equivalent exchange.

[@thatoneguy9549]

_Plastic_ surgery does that to ya

[@Foogi9000]

@@zombieghostninja lmao

[@procyon6445]

Erase this tomfuckery please okyesu.

[@christianz2934]

The more I watch this the more Jack and his mayonnaise skills make him look like a Michelin Star cook

[@KatSpicert]

Exactly. His dishes seem genuinely appetizing after seeing this.

[@liquid.amnesia]

oh my god

[@diogosousa345]

I was actually getting kind of nauseous watching the first dish. Jesus christ.

[@3dDoener]

It's still King Salmonella for you!

[@sev2476]

My brain

[@mintbutspooky]

I think its funny how she messed up the first batch of bagels with cold water, killing the yeast. But then she used boiling water, also killing the yeast.

[@generalfishcake]

The most impressive thing about this channel is her son. How is he still alive????

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

And he's not starving so she must have just fed him junk and take out.

[@ethand.5937]

His friends sneak him food through his bedroom window

[@LogicKidroy]

Maybe on the outside...

[@yayowuu]

he gained immunity

[@KaBar41]

The universal healthcare over there fails to weed out the weak and unworthy.

[@guuerrrrrl]

The cooking sucks but I feel bad laughing at her, she looks so happy.

[@thenagainwhodoes7764]

Me too I hope she never see this videos

[@plomaturbo]

She got the dumb

[@vanillahibiscus486]

Same tbh

[@ligmasigma123]

Umay yea I feel bad hating on her

[@slothz5063]

We are not laughing at her, we are laughin with her.

[@fish4716]

Fun fact: this is actually the cooking channel of the mom from Resident Evil 7.

[@mio4406]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

[@duewhat9815]

Just missing the maggots and eyeballs.

[@tacotaco0063]

And the flies and other insects

[@clockandballtorturewithcra5010]

Likes. Let's not bring up that pile of garbage.

[@aarava1176]

"Marguerite: Wake up honey, it time for supper"

[@_kataliste_]

I find it fascinating that Kay manages to make any recipe look like a pile of dog shit, truly inspiring

[@Val-lz8ys]

Her cooking makes me appreciate school lunches

[@ghostie7776]

She probably makes school lunches for a living

[@javieraravena3972]

prison food is better than kays cooking

[@javieraravena3972]

i have never gone to prison btw

[@javieraravena3972]

@@ghostie7776 maybe

[@dharrmanbestyoutuber]

In Australia some schools have subway and the food is amazing

[@Caldella]

The spaghetti noodles look like she's prepping kindling to burn a witch.

[@nocksar744]

Can we be friends? Cuz thats exactly wht i had in mind lmao

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

The noodles are supposed to catch fire in order to cook the meat.

[@hathemtarbah6628]

She's the witch

[@gub4941]

DauntingKitty Nice pfp bro

[@hathemtarbah6628]

@@gub4941 you too bro

[@JuanGarcia-gy8vl]

The lack of self awareness, she really believes in her recipies

[@magicblini]

And probably makes her family eat those things. I cant decide which one is worse

[@hotto-dogu5829]

Both her and Jack but I think she has less self-awareness than Jack about how bad their cooking is

[@Matthew7021]

Not all life is sacred.

[@BubbleDouble]

@@magicblini Seems like she's just trying out random recipes she's never tried on her youtube channel. I doubt all she cooks are stuff she hasn't ever cooked before.

[@FlyinToilet]

@@BubbleDouble nah pretty sure they're all fat because they go out to eat instead of choosing to eat abominations concocted in the kitchen

[@Alchemistic88]

It's so wholesome when Charlie is laughing while Kay is also laughing. Like even she is in on this joke without realizing 😂

[@meme_debate1445]

She is actually a world known famous chef, but she is trying to kill her son.

[@kristofsoma4430]

😂😂😂😂

[@littlemissblonde1231]

i would too if he’s that old and still lives in my house. move out or die

[@wolfetteplays8894]

sara have you no empathy for your child?

[@littlemissblonde1231]

Wolfette Plays he’s not mine

[@wolfetteplays8894]

sara I was referring to your hypothetical child

[@sangeetasharma2403]

Ahh *THIS* is the sacred mom's spaghetti Eminem speaks of

[@djmule108]

Her son probably ghost written the song

[@butwhydoh2482]

Hence the vomit on the shirt

[@toxicpunkette]

Palms are sweaty,Vomit on his shirt he ain’t ready,That’s a heart attack on the making with moms spaghetti.

[@Jordan-pl8cl]

r/UnexpectedEminem

[@WeebRemover4500]

crisping out his pockets....

[@Xighor]

"let's see what it tastes like" *Crunch crunch*

[@Chaos-Clips]

@intempify This is a strange sentence

[@pradana5552]

True delicacy of spaghetti

[@Chaos-Clips]

@intempify yours why did you type out laugh out loud?

[@geronimo.v8827]

Must be one of them foreigners

[@MrAlwaysRight]

@@Chaos-Clips thought I saw where you were going with this and then naw lol. This dude is tripping over someone typing out an acronym.

[@MagikRasputina]

I know she’s not the best at making things look appealing, but I have to appreciate that she keeps going and trying despite the fact that I know she’s not being left the kindest comments. Gotta appreciate her spirit and perseverance.

[@Duddy8822]

No

[@fbidumbbee]

​@@Duddy8822yes

[@Duddy8822]

@@fbidumbbee no

[@varunlale9303]

Appealing ❌ Appalling ✅

[@average.6079]

Yeah, people really shouldn't be posting really personal insults in her comments. She's not good at cooking, sure, but she isn't a bad person.

[@antonzalipa5312]

It is an actual good tutorial video for the " redo bagels". Using it, I made the best cement to fix my pavement

[@reddeadfan2040]

My nose has become a double barreled shoutgun while reading this

[@whyareyougae6031]

@@reddeadfan2040 how loud is the shoutgun?

[@HarambeeOffical]

@@whyareyougae6031 sounds like a double barrel shotgun

[@carverdewey7395]

Underrated comment

[@worlddomination4840]

@@whyareyougae6031 I like how you and why’s profile names are weirdly connected

[@garrettjones8947]

"Who needs that much garlic in a recipe?" Charlie your bloodline is weak and you shan't survive the winter.

[@stannisbaratheon6661]

I concur.

[@masonwhite3728]

I concur as well, Charlie shan’t survive

[@voldy2189]

You all are my kind of people

[@omaxreptile]

He just built different than the rest of us but ur right he shan't survive

[@disgustingdimitri7257]

If there arent 5 generations worth of garlic in a dish i aint eating it, and yes i am used as a smoker to get rid of bees and pests

[@2976nick]

I kinda feel bad for her like it looks like she’s genuinely trying and she looks so hopeful that her son will like it

[@Someone-uq2zq]

TJOAT! Cooking food is literally just following instructions she’s NOT trying lol

[@Anarch_E]

@@Someone-uq2zq resepi pirate ☠

[@Laszlo5897]

If you feel bad for every stupid person on the internet you are stupid yourself

[@Kitsamiiis]

@@Laszlo5897 That doesnt make much sense

[@kittaygal42]

She is trying, like it's easy to follow a recipe, right, but some people think cooking comes from the heart. I clearly see that she's trying, just not through tried and true methods. It's actually kind of sweet the way she looks at her son to enjoy her recipes. I'm not saying anything she makes is good, but should everyone shit on her? No.

[@xlLEWISlx]

This is what Gordon Ramsey has to endure while under Itachi's genjutsu, he's tied up and is forced to watch all of these video's one thousand times over

[@JammieIsTheOneYouLove]

I really want to see her go on masterchef

[@ajitsen6927]

@@JammieIsTheOneYouLove Joe will probably try to body lift & dump her straight into the dustbin . Fail to even budge her an inch & then shove the bin upside down over her head !

[@kimberlypatton9634]

How did this son of hers ever get past his first 10 years?

[@matthashobbies]

His immune system has evolved to endure her cooking

[@dove8722]

Who is it? Lol

[@zacurrya9485]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh no it won't

[@AutistiCat2406]

iit’2 2ollux bruh definitely won’t when you say it will stop hoping and if you really want it to just have 2 different named accounts

[@formacat]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh not specific enough

[@cyanidegaming2599]

A crossover between Kay and Jack would be a disaster of epic proportions. Raw, melted, and burnt with a side of mayonnaise and a garnish of salmonella.

[@chesneyneto4696]

That food is very disgusting who in the word eat that crazy ppl

[@lunarxstardust]

*chefs kisses*

[@hovnaruvraj]

Jack cooks unhealthy shit but at least it's somewhat edible. Hell, compared to her he's god damn cheff Ramsay.

[@randomfrostborngamer4377]

Idk,jack exept from is addiction for mayonaise he still better than this shit

[@arschtrickpfandmuller7151]

AHHAHAHAHAHA

[@cospaws8810]

Her ‘recipes’ are just real recipes run through google translate a few times.

[@derkritiker1522]

Even those are looking better. I recommend Brandon Ferris to watch the thing you described. It's chaotic, but not as bad as this.

[@cospaws8810]

@@derkritiker1522 I watch Brandon Ferris, that’s why it made me think of that lol. He somehow makes the things edible sometimes

[@Villosa64]

she translated australian to american to canadian then finally to british

[@lallal]

Love the profile pic!

[@cospaws8810]

@@lallal Thanks 😄

[@quivel_m]

love the part where the spaghetti was buried in various ingredients and went through severe necrosis

[@itsdanburton4040]

"For today's recipe, we'll be making bleach and ammonia soup"

[@pineape1053]

itzdanburton "add some flour for some flavor and some more flour to make sure it doesnt stick and once you mix the bleach and ammonia you get your mustard gas soup so delicious me and my son eat it all the time"

[@jameelagill5408]

@@pineape1053 Don't forget the muhfuckin flour

[@ChaBoiNeil]

Redo Video: Dammit last time I used cold bleach and that's why it made mustard gas it was supposed to be warm bleach.

[@jameelagill5408]

@@ChaBoiNeil Did you add more flour?

[@i_own_adog]

It's for the cockroaches right?

[@absolutelynot187]

Chef Ramsay has just locked himself in the freezer and he's not coming out.

[@doraradulescu3144]

You could say he’s... fresh frozen

[@Rinny0o]

I would wonder what he would say about her beef welly.

[@beamingdragon917]

😂

[@littleplague5988]

Drown it in lamb sauce

[@MultiDivebomber]

He is raw

[@thenut2082]

Charlie should start trying to make these divine dishes himself.

[@my_name_sj9689]

@The Nut *BACK OFF ITS NOVEMBER*

[@micahbrimhall584]

Not the Nuuuuuuut

[@plumpo4047]

If Charlie did that it would just be a different combination of onions

[@thenut2082]

Keanu Reeves You know that thou need I. I shall grant thee a nut pass for free on this day. Shall you accept this or nay?

[@mikey420ful]

"divine" lmao!

[@CheddarDrip]

The best part about Kay is how she knows something is wrong, this isn't what cooking is supposed to look like, but she remains adamant that her terrible cooking is exactly what the recipe told her to do.

[@karenthegrilledcheese]

She seems like such a lovely wonderful sweetheart who would never hurt a fly...but I gotta be honest..........how can anybody possibly cook so damn badly? An adult woman who has cooked for her family for years is still so bad that she can somehow burn something but it’s still raw. I can’t comprehend how astronomically bad her cooking is. Bless her poor sweet soul❤️❤️❤️

[@AC-Slater]

I thought the same watching her videos lmao like how can someone literally be this bad at cooking?!?

[@SamSam-im1hi]

I feel bad

[@scoob1670]

Ugh your comment is so condescending lmao go get laid pls

[@bruhmomentos5203]

@@scoob1670 projecting?

[@scoob1670]

@@bruhmomentos5203 doesn't apply

[@shmobongus]

I feel like Gordon Ramsay has 80% of the UK’s collective cooking talent

[@PlayupskybIues]

Thank the lord my mum was a chef that knows how to cook fresh food 😭😭😭 it's rare in UK and America that you find people that can cook anymore

[@matthewvaughan8192]

I can't even deny it. At least 90% of my peers grew up on a steady diet of mushy peas and fish fingers; the occasional ready-made pizza if we're lucky

[@nightmarerage2187]

shmobongus kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKKncoiJZpedkJI

[@pododododoehoh3550]

Sand And 100x the usa

[@priapus1279]

@Kilian Mangan he only knows how to make salad

[@queueuof]

the son goes to McDonald’s and calls it luxury food

[@c0mpletelynonsens1cal13]

Damn that is tru

[@melroysojan]

7 star babay 😏😎

[@stepmanialdash]

if he ever goes to raising canes god he would have a better time than if some extremely down bad weeb had their waifu do "stuff" to them

[@queueuof]

@@stepmanialdash oddly specific…

[@alezsides]

@@stepmanialdash haha that was such a funny attempt at trying to seem funny

[@junct]

i gotta say her son is so kind. the distance he would go for his mother's happiness

[@mn_twisted4319]

I legitimately started crying when she threw that plastic bag into boiling water 😭

[@Ok_Sorbet-824]

there is actually heat-safe plastic wrap but i'm guessing she didn't use that kind..

[@rokumekun3518]

Im surprised her son is stiil alive

[@ScruffySFM]

I legitimately almost gagged when she threw that plastic bag into boiling water 😵

[@Icyveins123]

i died 😂😂😂

[@jessieqk12]

Most plastic wrap is heat resistant to a temperature higher than the boiling point of water.

[@ammarosmani913]

Imagine being a cow and getting killed, just for Kay to Cook you. That must be terrible

[@AddisRS]

Holy shit. That has put things into perspective 🤔

[@dk_phoenix5715]

Cook? that word is very subjective due to this video

[@pavanbhat3861]

@@dk_phoenix5715 That pfp though. Wtf.

[@malignant3423]

The hell are you talking about?? It would be an honour if Kay used me for cooking.

[@dk_phoenix5715]

@@malignant3423 except for the fact that ur trading honour for food poisoning

[@ITZ_eSPy]

"This is literal racism" is the best insult to describe someone's cooking I've ever heard

[@idiotsandwich4912]

espyTV I died when he said that

[@alexstromberg7696]

Most normie comment on this video

[@_Kmf_03]

@@alexstromberg7696 H U H ?

[@marcovelez3884]

Says the guy with a Saab in his profile picture.

[@alexstromberg7696]

@@marcovelez3884 you got capeshit in yours so idk fam

[@TheTrashAccount]

This is probably the most delicious British food ever cooked

[@sixstringedthing]

I managed to hold it together until she started dabbing away at the mutated food lump with a pastry brush, then I was dead.

[@jimmycarburator2012]

lmao true it looks like somethign from Metro 2033

[@huckleberrinabear8328]

I lost it at the fried syran wrap flavored raw-ish bagel doughs!

[@julie-18]

When she took the already flour covered mush and kept rolling it around in another pound of flour 💀

[@baranavratilova1316]

Same.

[@void9545]

“Mutated food”😂😂

[@Je-s-s-e_J-a-m-e-s]

When she started boiling the saran wrap i felt that

[@nicholassimko4640]

i can taste the plastic taste in my mouth.

[@triplecheeked1374]

She boiled a bagel.....im crying

[@user-xf2yl1xd3b]

@@triplecheeked1374 thats normal broski

[@triplecheeked1374]

@@user-xf2yl1xd3b really? First i seen of it

[@Caldella]

@@triplecheeked1374 Bagels are boiled before they're baked - gives them their distinct chewy outside. I'm not sure what the texture of melted saran wrap would do to that.

[@fool8304]

Fan theory- The son is the one that gives her the recipes fully aware of the disasters they will birth, and he is the true mastermind of the Kays Cooking channel.

[@mosclone2121]

What then, is he trying to off himself by food poisoning?

[@fool8304]

@@mosclone2121 There's gotta be some slight-of-hand trick shirt collar magic going on.

[@mosclone2121]

@@fool8304 I'm pretty sure eating good food with just the smell of that "cooking" permeating the air is enough to poison.

[@metaloopa6907]

@@mosclone2121 he’s actually training his stomach

[@mosclone2121]

@@metaloopa6907 I've heard of trial by fire but that's trial by incineration.

[@loosetube5417]

As a man who eats pasta 3 times a week and who's seen Golden Wind 4 times, that first recipe makes me want to eat glass

[@Knochenbrigade]

Her cooking abilities are so damn good, she even could burn water.

[@Christian988.]

😂😂😂😂

[@leecroft1983]

She's on some next level shit.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

APH England: Pathetic.

[@meleflora]

i burned water making mac n cheese once :(

[@Neonbean-]

@@meleflora legit my aunt has, too. Its astonishing

[@Coraline2luv]

This "food" makes me physically, emotionally, and spiritually upset. I didn't think that was possible but by god, this woman succeeded where no human should.

[@spooky6703]

I don't think I've ever been this shook by "FOOD"

[@Knapperoni]

I want to laugh but I also want to vomit

[@K4inan]

I had to vomit after seeing her minced meat

[@jp0678]

That last one, oh my lord

[@beegobzzz2834]

Imagine being a cow and dying, maybe your meat is used for gourmet stake, or a home made burger, but imagine dying to be this spaghetti bolongese.

[@organfarmer2759]

i feel so bad because i want to laugh at this absolute abomination of ‘cooking’ but she seems like a nice lady and i feel as if im talking behind my nans back

[@nathanielcastillo3586]

In fcking deed

[@HarshKapadia]

@Barfieman362 Yeah IKR. She is such a wholesome lady. Sure her cooking isn't the best, but she is a very nice lady and doesn't deserve any hate. Example: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGG1gIBpYrR8qs0

[@wootyalads8371]

When karen is good

[@val447]

she's a nice lady who plays legacy of kain, I can't be upset at her for anything

[@Hoplasa]

theres being a good family member and then theres being an enabler for peoples mental disorders, this woman needs help

[@maliquechambers5390]

Her son's stomach has ascended normal immunity and tolerance for this food and become indestructible. She has created a superhuman

[@crowdarnoldsen2933]

Truly

[@disposable_income_andy]

I would say birth of Homelander, but any of Kay's dishes would end The Boys in mere minutes.

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

​@@disposable_income_andyThis food is an Avengers level threat. This can destroy the Justice League. Mrbeast would disintegrate. *The world will end.*

[@thenazigermancountryballco4582]

I like how Penguinz0 doesn't have an intro, he just gets straight into it like If you would skip the video to middle

[@happylittleraincloud]

It's not a video, it's a clip from his stream i think

[@happylittleraincloud]

@The No.1 Guy why is his channel name penguinz0 though?

[@mikealvas]

The No.1 Guy it’s shade from tik tok

[@overheaven8684]

@@mikealvas I think you're thinking of the legendary actor that played the hand in Hunger Games

[@the711devin4]

happylittleraincloud :3 I think he made the channel a long time ago and just never bothered to change the name

[@Korijenkins1414]

She genuinely turned spaghetti into Wilson from Castaway.

[@butterviking]

She's the type of grandma you'd see from resident evil

[@cdura3499]

Or dead rising

[@ricetickles7077]

I am from the uk and that pile of "dog shit" on the plate is a British delicacy, the roads have never been smoother after they paved with it

[@cospaws8810]

Had us in the first half not gonna lie 😆

[@kiwiboyyt5297]

Главарь б локомотив кери

[@robgoodsight6216]

🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Black-ki4qm]

lol

[@undercoverkakyoin6955]

Italians: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@marchemadness]

I can't. Stop. Please. 💀💀💀💀

[@lordofgangstas]

Everyone with even a single functioning taste bud: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@noxturne16]

Kakyoin, I’m sorry you had to see this

[@ra_khvc]

I see why you're saying he shouldn't have seen it, but I'm pretty sure the shades would become sentient and go fully blank

[@user-df3ty8ei2u]

Ye true

[@Charmatica39]

"this'll probably go wrong" The boiled Saran wrap: I don't think I'm an ingredient

[@kelvinlee8629]

Kay’s son so strong coronavirus got sick trying to infect him

[@TheBokkelul]

Coronavirus: "haha now you wont taste anything for months!" Lee: "oh thank god"

[@HowToChangeName]

Coronavirus needs to fight with all salmonella and ecoli in his stomach