The Worst Cooking on Youtube

This is the greatest spaghetti and meat of All Time

[@red55car]

Her son's stomach must be the strongest material on earth by now

[@sorrenzz3610]

Yeah I could make some good armor out of him

[@bigshrimp6458]

Hes probably buried in an unmarked grave by now.

[@pyrozmbies9363]

his stomach must be made of obsidian

[@noctowlcactus394]

Her son are already dead at this point

[@ramz3119]

More like he's probably eaten the strongest materials on Earth by now LUL

[@oscarliljeby8182]

"it's raw AND burnt...." that's pretty impressive. Not gonna lie.

[@bloodynoses9693]

some body i knew cooked salmon in a small toaster oven , smoke filled the room and and it was still mostly raw.

[@128bitt6]

It's funny how that is possible.

[@julac136]

somehow not the first time I've seen something like that. My brother never made eggs again

[@lestatsgirlypop]

Pretty impossible but VERY impressive regardless.

[@spec7501]

How the actul f*** did you burn ice cream

[@agnomymous2198]

I love that she keeps saying “this is how I was told to do it” like it’ll reduce her sentence in food hell

[@ZuTheComCat]

She was just following the recipe's orders, it's culinary Nuremberg defense.

[@GurreG]

Trying to defend herself xD even tho what she saw "was told so" wasn't real and she's in denial cuz that's what most people are like her.

[@HammyJamPants]

Nah, she seems like the kind of person who would eagerly follow a recipe for peanut butter mayonnaise casserole. Whoever told her was probably giggling the whole time.

[@waltuh11121]

The recipe was written in the Necronomicon

[@adong1]

Cackling at this comment

[@kalebashdon]

it's honestly impressive that she's able to make everything look so disgusting

[@arybianca46]

Have you seen the comments on her channel😂idk if they really like her food or just pitying her

[@coolballer42]

She makes a 11 year old cook look like a five-michelin-star chef

[@goldenhourss]

LMFAOOOO

[@excusemetaylor4642]

🤣

[@pikaa-si9ie]

Honestly, it could be the camera lighting

[@swizzler]

When she says "and I'm cooking again" it's not an intro, it's a warning.

[@blvalverde]

She is legally obliged to tell you or else the constables show up and arrest her.

[@theultimateracist3037]

It ain't even a warning, it's a fucking threat

[@maiagates9130]

@@blvalverde or to not confuse the demons that she accidentally summons ocassionally

[@andioop561]

What the fuck.

[@HaiiKris]

I feel like she looks at the picture of the final product and just wings it

[@iggyeyebrows4521]

As someone who is British, I can confirm this is what we eat every day

[@EpicSandwich301]

Not British but same fsr

[@ancientmummy9861]

Not me at all. I'm a chef I make fresh food everyday, I actually spend way to much on food

[@cowjuicemcdougall4844]

@@ancientmummy9861 lies

[@ancientmummy9861]

@@cowjuicemcdougall4844 lol 😂, we actually have really good supermarkets in the UK, you can get some great ingredients. It's expensive though 😯

[@cowjuicemcdougall4844]

@@ancientmummy9861 I was joking, I live in the UK and I agree our food is very good, enjoy your evening

[@s_cabbage]

"They're still raw, and burnt"

[@jacksonflood9344]

She's like a cartoon characters mom who is a terrible cook but no one wants to hurt her feelings

[@noriyakee]

too fucking accurate

[@Irond3vil2]

Spot on

[@maddiepookiepoo]

Cough Timmy Turners mom

[@ShugaR_Automata]

Yup

[@Anna_Crossing]

Amy Duncan

[@BigMuppa]

"It's like watching an isis video for spaghetti"

[@iseeyotoes6739]

Lol

[@gorrillabootychickennugget9903]

@@bigmarc252_7 twitch

[@AMan-ct1gu]

@@gorrillabootychickennugget9903 even on pornhub

[@oradrive745]

Pretty dam accurate

[@gianmariadalessandro540]

As an Italian i agree

[@Juzokinnie]

The unfortunate thing is that Kay seems like a really nice woman who just lacks the ability to understand her cooking is not.

[@wokefv]

How tf did she somehow manage to fuck up a pre made beef Wellington 🤦🏽‍♂️💀

[@wokefv]

@@velaikka yeah fr I wish I could be that 😭👏

[@RongDMemer]

@@wokefv acceptance is the first step to success

[@fauxwolf]

Nothing was sadder then the hearing the pasta crunch in her son's mouth

[@spiwolf6998]

Her son needs to make an ASMR channel of him eating his mother's cooking.

[@JayRain]

@@spiwolf6998 Unfortunately her son passed away 2 hours after eating those burnt crunchy spaghetti noodles so he can no longer make an ASMR channel

[@JayRain]

@@iWolfCupSwweeetyyy Food poisoning

[@roopa.p]

Lol

[@penguiscool2334]

@@JayRain lol did you genuinely fool this man?

[@sparehead0755]

her son’s immune system is just god tier by now

[@slowed8394]

SpareHead07 he just took like 5 bites hell maybe even ate the whole raw spaghetti kabob and you can hear him crunching on the raw spaghetti and all say he says is “it’s a little raw”

[@mariboyk4456]

The corona virus doesn't even faze him

[@Onyxthefem]

Celestial tier. Nothing can make him sick and nothing can kill him

[@jorgelaman6200]

By all the shit he has been eating all his life i imagine

[@dinamaruii1007]

Who needs vacation am I right

[@steelsilence19]

The kids immune system is basically one punch man at this point 🤣

[@sosoma32]

She turned cooking into arts and crafts.

[@fubbypeets7058]

She's a horrendous cook, but she seems like a nice lady.

[@annyjo1362]

I had same thought.

[@danielsakuri4024]

Yeah feel bad for laughing

[@Amaling]

@@danielsakuri4024 nah not really. Sweet woman who’s an awful cook is a very common comedic trope for a reason

[@mayathemayar4469]

Idk she's torturing her son and everyone watching

[@MrSqurk]

I couldn't cook this bad if I was trying to for comedic purposes.

[@Mr.SandmanInc]

This looks like the thing spongebob ate that gave him the worst breath in the world.

[@jnightmare0]

😂

[@gavindillon1486]

S U N D A E

[@MarleyP666]

YOU GAVE ME THE UGLY

[@doosey6316]

It is

[@mackielunkey2205]

DEAUUUUGH!

[@MagikRasputina]

I know she’s not the best at making things look appealing, but I have to appreciate that she keeps going and trying despite the fact that I know she’s not being left the kindest comments. Gotta appreciate her spirit and perseverance.

[@Duddy8822]

No

[@fbidumbbee]

​@@Duddy8822yes

[@Duddy8822]

@@fbidumbbee no

[@varunlale9303]

Appealing ❌ Appalling ✅

[@Zombiesfromjupiter]

ive never laughed so hard without being high as when she dropped a bagel wrapped in plastic in hot water

[@pinkkkkkkkkk]

I was high when I saw it and I literally laughed until I cried

[@Isaboble]

@@pinkkkkkkkkk This is so weird, I'm high watching it right now. I guess it's not too much of a coincidence but I snorted for a while lol.

[@colonelinfernal5004]

She's probably the only cook in the world to have ever given dough a yeast infection.

[@Djuntas]

wow 10/10 :D

[@HoloScope]

Lmao

[@gutsthe100manslayer4]

fucking lol

[@bta7658]

Do you mean "give ever given dough a yeast infection"?

[@HoloScope]

@@bta7658 no

[@guuerrrrrl]

The cooking sucks but I feel bad laughing at her, she looks so happy.

[@thenagainwhodoes7764]

Me too I hope she never see this videos

[@plomaturbo]

She got the dumb

[@vanillahibiscus486]

Same tbh

[@ligmasigma123]

Umay yea I feel bad hating on her

[@slothz5063]

We are not laughing at her, we are laughin with her.

[@xlLEWISlx]

This is what Gordon Ramsey has to endure while under Itachi's genjutsu, he's tied up and is forced to watch all of these video's one thousand times over

[@JammieIsTheOneYouLove]

I really want to see her go on masterchef

[@ajitsen6927]

@@JammieIsTheOneYouLove Joe will probably try to body lift & dump her straight into the dustbin . Fail to even budge her an inch & then shove the bin upside down over her head !

[@helloiamtiredallthetime.631]

Kay’s cooking is genuinely one of my favorite channels on KZbin. She genuinely has improved over the years and I love her dedication. It’s so fucking funny I love her son’s reactions, but recently the son is not always in the videos. She’s so sweet as a person and I’m so grateful for her

[@curtisyue182]

For real. She's one of the best worst KZbin cooks because she's genuinely humble and has a good personality.

[@dankdagank6006]

"Raw and burnt" Those two words don't belong in the same sentence let alone in a meal...

[@djentrification1631]

And yet here we are...

[@robertlizardi9544]

And sadly that is what happened

[@breastmilkgaming]

Climate change activist and Greta

[@cjrstudios4100]

My ass is raw and burnt from eating her food

[@deadsushi4287]

"Haha, look at me, I'm putting politics in the comments, look at me, please" -@@breastmilkgaming

[@michaelt1760]

She’s like howtobasic except it isn’t a joke

[@TheClassicDoomGuy]

Lol fuck off XD I'm dying

[@tranxvillanueva1092]

@Hatake Kakashi joke is not real deadass

[@eggnog9230]

Whether or not a joke is funny is entirely subjective, my dude.

[@aleawarking6003]

@@eggnog9230 and you cant take one

[@Weldedhodag]

I dunno man, that crab curry HTB made that one time actually looked pretty good till MaxMoeFoe came in and slam dunked it into the 3rd circle of hell

[@user-jt6rh8xy6n]

1:00 you can literally see the burnt part of the noodles. I genuinely can’t believe she tried to cook dry noodles in an oven.

[@TheTrashAccount]

This is probably the most delicious British food ever cooked

[@Godifathers]

"It's raw and burnt" Kay has broken the barrier between time and space.

[@GamingWithNikolas]

I love this comment

[@weebiron]

Haachamachama

[@masonwhite3728]

It’s actually not that hard to do, it happens when you cook at too high of a temperature

[@hidungku2sisa340]

@@weebiron i expect this comment

[@stinkyrrat1854]

@@hidungku2sisa340 haachama

[@Riokushinaku]

She's hopeless in the kitchen, but it's sweet that she keeps trying. And the look on her face when her son was trying her twice baked never cooked noodles, was pure anticipation. Like, "Oh, I hope my baby boy likes it." So cute.

[@Boultbeeable]

twice baked never cooked hahaha

[@nob9705]

Someone’s gotta tell her or else she’ll keep cooking shit

[@kiwiqueen138]

OH no, I see what must’ve happened here: She was sweet and wanted to experiment with cooking, gave people the result, and they were too polite to tell her that it tasted bad cuz she was just so excited about what she’d made and they didn’t want to break her heart. She was encouraged and kept making more, thinking she’s doing something great for her friends/family. Repeat hundreds of times until she thinks it’s great.

[@jeypae1547]

fr tho, shes can't cook, but it's so adorable

[@Riokushinaku]

@@kiwiqueen138 That's how I improved at cooking. I consider it rude to lie, even little white lies. People close to me know that, so they tell me the truth, and know I'll appreciate the honest criticism.

[@Slickshadow11]

I think she's just low key trying to kill her son. Or get him to move out.

[@codeblue3910]

*_*Coming in hot with another plate of shit boiled in saran wrap._*

[@BananaDucshortz]

Hahaha the weirdest form of munchausen by proxy. He willingly participated.

[@b.a5140]

@KilleRaVeN51 u mean laugh track

[@Nobody-uj8oo]

or? they both get him out of the house

[@b.a5140]

@KilleRaVeN51 mkay

[@_kataliste_]

I find it fascinating that Kay manages to make any recipe look like a pile of dog shit, truly inspiring

[@Alchemistic88]

It's so wholesome when Charlie is laughing while Kay is also laughing. Like even she is in on this joke without realizing 😂

[@fubbypeets7058]

Gordon Ramsay isn't even dead and he's already rolling in his grave.

[@danmarctan7052]

Omg nice one

[@homoman2825]

This comment is gonna be really depressing very soon

[@fubbypeets7058]

@@homoman2825 Why? He isn't very old, he's only 53.

[@JohnTronMusic]

he needs to react to that 😂😅 would be funny i think

[@crazyafronado3915]

Jimin Park Yea, the kid’s dumb

[@sillycheese301]

This is what Gordon Ramsay sees in his sleep paralysis.

[@despapitoxaa6331]

Lol

[@tylerg9864]

😂

[@serumavaru3830]

DEAD LOL

[@table2392]

RAAAAWWW RAWWWW RAWWWWW WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@neil330]

LMAO

[@mintbutspooky]

I think its funny how she messed up the first batch of bagels with cold water, killing the yeast. But then she used boiling water, also killing the yeast.

[@mantovannni]

I live in the U.K. and I have a horror story from my childhood. I once got home from school to my mother's house and she wasn't home, she'd taken my brother to the dentist. One of the neighbours found out and told me I could wait at their house. There were kids roughly my age and above who lived there and the mum was cooking their evening meal. She also made some for me. I went into the kitchen and she's cooking fried eggs in the brown redundant fat that drips off meat in the grill pan. I got the food, had a mouthful or two of the food and was almost instantly sick. When my mum got home the neighbour told her all about it so I missed a meal that day as my mum thought I was ill even though I told her about the minging eggs.

[@kylecarracappa2312]

I love how she has just embraced the jokes and now her fans are called the boiled meat gang.

[@MoedorDeCarne]

Wait, really? That's lovely

[@hotpikachusex]

She seems like a sweet lady apart from the hellfood

[@blondesense1708]

@@MoedorDeCarne hmm I’m not so sure. I’ve watched quite a few of her videos and a Q&A and I think most of the comments go way over her head or upset her. I don’t thinks she’s laughing with us.

[@devinmcgroot7560]

she is absolutely trolling. she's purposely cooking extremely bad food for viesws

[@Tw0Dots]

@@blondesense1708 You’d think having so many year on Earth would give someone a sense of humor by now 🤔 Boomer continue to prove me wrong.

[@cospaws8810]

Her ‘recipes’ are just real recipes run through google translate a few times.

[@derkritiker1522]

Even those are looking better. I recommend Brandon Ferris to watch the thing you described. It's chaotic, but not as bad as this.

[@cospaws8810]

@@derkritiker1522 I watch Brandon Ferris, that’s why it made me think of that lol. He somehow makes the things edible sometimes

[@Villosa64]

she translated australian to american to canadian then finally to british

[@lallal]

Love the profile pic!

[@cospaws8810]

@@lallal Thanks 😄

[@quivel_m]

love the part where the spaghetti was buried in various ingredients and went through severe necrosis

[@CheddarDrip]

The best part about Kay is how she knows something is wrong, this isn't what cooking is supposed to look like, but she remains adamant that her terrible cooking is exactly what the recipe told her to do.

[@ZekaVirus414]

She’s created her own cuisine of cooking. These recipes are not from any known culture on this earth

[@Bufekana]

😄👍😄👍😄👍

[@miyanotatchan]

Even aliens wouldn't eat that

[@hypotheticaltapeworm]

... British.

[@oldgreggscreamybaileys6618]

Doug A british? Stop trying to be cool and pretending everyone the world over doesn’t wrap their food in plastic before boiling it

[@garliconionshallot]

@@oldgreggscreamybaileys6618 What

[@humericdollara5577]

"Hell's Kitchen" has a whole new meaning now. Try not to die edition.

[@iskawhiskers]

HELL'S KITCHEN: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

[@-slice-6103]

Rip Daredevil

[@Danielkaas94]

🎵 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6PaZ6GQbpiUnck 🎶

[@Threat_LvL]

Pepare to die edition

[@gnoll5506]

Hell is only a word. The reality is much worse.

[@beegobzzz2834]

Imagine being a cow and dying, maybe your meat is used for gourmet stake, or a home made burger, but imagine dying to be this spaghetti bolongese.

[@loosetube5417]

As a man who eats pasta 3 times a week and who's seen Golden Wind 4 times, that first recipe makes me want to eat glass

[@hyperion3145]

It just looks like she just discovered fire and decided to cook literally everything she has

[@carlgoatee2875]

This comment deserves more likes

[@hays4475]

It's like when. Sponggar and Pattar (I think I butchered their names) discovered cooking

[@hijim6504]

Like the Creature from Frankenstein experimenting with cooking berries and nuts on an open fire.

[@0uterbone571]

R/ rareinsults

[@gavins9846]

LMFAOOOOOO thats a great one

[@nicolassmithcuprill443]

Imagine being an onion growing for 3 entire months out of the ground, thinking you’ll end up in like a Michelin starred restaurant just to end up in a one of these dishes.

[@seanvti]

The only time chopping an onion made the onion cry

[@falloutfox2251]

Imagine being an onion growing for 3 months and then ending up getting eaten by One Giant Onion

[@amoebagaming9019]

@@falloutfox2251 that’s an honor

[@theblueslimeboi]

Imagine being the cows tho

[@oofley8346]

*honeyon

[@Miglas_]

I kinda feel bad for her, just being disrespected randomly, she seems like a sweet lady

[@Jv_reality]

i find myself coming back to these videos time and time again. some of the best classics.

[@blueduderecreation2103]

So this is where the lunch ladys at my elementary school got their recipes.

[@pissuwu3347]

Do you go to my school too?

[@ashleyk8406]

Sometimes it was bad but sometimes we got pizza boats and stuff.

[@LPTSBE]

@@ashleyk8406 what's a pizza boat?

[@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483]

John Reyes-Luna an oval shaped slice of bread with pizza toppings on it

[@LPTSBE]

@@justsomeidiotontheinternet4483 interesting. Never had one lol.

[@sangeetasharma2403]

Ahh *THIS* is the sacred mom's spaghetti Eminem speaks of

[@djmule108]

Her son probably ghost written the song

[@butwhydoh2482]

Hence the vomit on the shirt

[@toxicpunkette]

Palms are sweaty,Vomit on his shirt he ain’t ready,That’s a heart attack on the making with moms spaghetti.

[@Jordan-pl8cl]

r/UnexpectedEminem

[@WeebRemover4500]

crisping out his pockets....

[@yvaskhmir]

4:34 Now, for the final ingredient, you just add beef Wellington.

[@dgyt27]

gordon ramsay would literally go into cardiac arrest if he saw that wellington

[@kellyalves756]

You cook the pastry separately, right? I mean, I’m not English but I’m pretty sure you cook the pastry first.

[@BoogieIRL]

She clearly wants to live by herself. Her son needs to move out.

[@seanvti]

How the f**k is this only getting it's first like? Lol

[@bipolarbear9952]

Nah, he's too far gone at this point.

[@hotpikachusex]

He might be a high schooler

[@georgestanley657]

@@hotpikachusex nah he looks like he is 30 years old and is a discord mod

[@ianlanford6922]

uncle roger said its child abuse lol

[@Wet_Deer]

Imagine committing this war crime of a meal and then posting the evidence

[@nova_supreme8390]

I bet she has decided already to win the war so she can write the history with her as the protagonist. You will like her cooking or you will enjoy a long session of re-education. :)

[@frank9302]

I was just following the orders of the recipe

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

It's good enough for captured terrorists.

[@chriswainwright5070]

You are just jealous

[@Korijenkins1414]

She genuinely turned spaghetti into Wilson from Castaway.

[@MonyTontana]

Every once and a while I come back to watch these masterpieces and they never disappoint

[@EggyboyYT]

She's a little confused but she's got the spirit.

[@groovygabriel9915]

That is actually such a perfect way to describe her

[@EggyboyYT]

I don't want to disrespect her because she seems like a nice lady but just don't know how to cook, at least she's trying.

[@PopynMC]

a little?

[@bakenator7420]

I mean Jim Jones had spirit when he started Jonestown...his Kool-Aid seems more edible as well...

[@EggyboyYT]

@@bakenator7420 but was he confused?

[@Moonman2104]

“RAW AND BURNT” Best oxymoron that’s actually true.

[@IceFire1800]

that is the most infuriating phrase i've ever heard

[@zanemob1429]

@@IceFire1800 Why?

[@alanmyr1507]

There i was thinking i was never going to have to use that word again after i passed english. Oxymorons man.

[@SaadKhan-ck5tc]

It's also Gordon Ramsey's favourite go to phrase

[@ultimateunclegene7428]

Gabriel Noon it’s not an oxymoron because burnt and raw do not have the opposite meaning The opposite of raw is over cooked

[@zerusdeus1960]

I always come back to this series

[@junct]

i gotta say her son is so kind. the distance he would go for his mother's happiness

[@JuanGarcia-gy8vl]

The lack of self awareness, she really believes in her recipies

[@magicblini]

And probably makes her family eat those things. I cant decide which one is worse

[@hotto-dogu5829]

Both her and Jack but I think she has less self-awareness than Jack about how bad their cooking is

[@Matthew7021]

Not all life is sacred.

[@BubbleDouble]

@@magicblini Seems like she's just trying out random recipes she's never tried on her youtube channel. I doubt all she cooks are stuff she hasn't ever cooked before.

[@FlyinToilet]

@@BubbleDouble nah pretty sure they're all fat because they go out to eat instead of choosing to eat abominations concocted in the kitchen

[@fish4716]

Fun fact: this is actually the cooking channel of the mom from Resident Evil 7.

[@mio4406]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

[@duewhat9815]

Just missing the maggots and eyeballs.

[@tacotaco0063]

And the flies and other insects

[@clockandballtorturewithcra5010]

Likes. Let's not bring up that pile of garbage.

[@aarava1176]

"Marguerite: Wake up honey, it time for supper"

[@goblinking8510]

Im happy shes still making videos to this day, happy as ever!

[@chouaibdouzi2073]

i searched for flat bagel recipe and the first thing that poped to me was her video... maybe she is more famous than we gave her credit to

[@generalfishcake]

The most impressive thing about this channel is her son. How is he still alive????

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

And he's not starving so she must have just fed him junk and take out.

[@ethand.5937]

His friends sneak him food through his bedroom window

[@LogicKidroy]

Maybe on the outside...

[@yayowuu]

he gained immunity

[@KaBar41]

The universal healthcare over there fails to weed out the weak and unworthy.

[@MariOfTheValley]

I remain shocked and impressed at how she manages to make the simplest recipe look like a witch's cauldron

[@Zack-xv2yc]

Truly a talent.

[@burgbass]

I have a theory that the camera used, or the lights in the kitchen leave this nasty af yellow/gray color to everything so even just a cup of water in any of Kay’s videos could look rancid

[@Doost311]

@@nemo-x Its not hard... You just get a non florescent bulb or take it outside. Assuming you have a modern phone contrast is also not a problem on the auto settings.

[@Doost311]

@@nemo-x My girlfriend does a lot of cooking and we take photos all the time for it and they come out great. We post them on a foodie FB group we are in... It isn't very hard...

[@NinjaPotatoGaming]

@@nemo-x I guess it’s hard if you’re a

[@orange3203]

You can tell her son grew up eating her cooking. He usually doesn't complain much

[@ignoremeplease]

Her secret ingredient is the tears of orphan children

[@2976nick]

I kinda feel bad for her like it looks like she’s genuinely trying and she looks so hopeful that her son will like it

[@Someone-uq2zq]

TJOAT! Cooking food is literally just following instructions she’s NOT trying lol

[@RashardGivens]

@@Someone-uq2zq resepi pirate ☠

[@Laszlo5897]

If you feel bad for every stupid person on the internet you are stupid yourself

[@Kitsamiiis]

@@Laszlo5897 That doesnt make much sense

[@kittaygal42]

She is trying, like it's easy to follow a recipe, right, but some people think cooking comes from the heart. I clearly see that she's trying, just not through tried and true methods. It's actually kind of sweet the way she looks at her son to enjoy her recipes. I'm not saying anything she makes is good, but should everyone shit on her? No.

[@Xighor]

"let's see what it tastes like" *Crunch crunch*

[@Chaos-Clips]

@intempify This is a strange sentence

[@pradana5552]

True delicacy of spaghetti

[@Chaos-Clips]

@intempify yours why did you type out laugh out loud?

[@geronimo.v8827]

Must be one of them foreigners

[@MrAlwaysRight]

@@Chaos-Clips thought I saw where you were going with this and then naw lol. This dude is tripping over someone typing out an acronym.

[@crunchymeatball7757]

4:00 perfectly balanced.. as all thinks should be

[@prestonangel448]

The Italian view her noodles as a fucking war crime

[@tribalbabymum]

Charlie, I LOVE these videos, please find and comentate more of them as a regular thing!

[@garrettjones8947]

"Who needs that much garlic in a recipe?" Charlie your bloodline is weak and you shan't survive the winter.

[@stannisbaratheon6661]

I concur.

[@masonwhite3728]

I concur as well, Charlie shan’t survive

[@voldy2189]

You all are my kind of people

[@omareptile8885]

He just built different than the rest of us but ur right he shan't survive

[@disgustingdimitri7257]

If there arent 5 generations worth of garlic in a dish i aint eating it, and yes i am used as a smoker to get rid of bees and pests

[@christianz2934]

The more I watch this the more Jack and his mayonnaise skills make him look like a Michelin Star cook

[@KatSpicert]

Exactly. His dishes seem genuinely appetizing after seeing this.

[@liquid.amnesia]

oh my god

[@diogosousa345]

I was actually getting kind of nauseous watching the first dish. Jesus christ.

[@3dDoener]

It's still King Salmonella for you!

[@sev2476]

My brain

[@mikmak2102]

She seems like a nice lady but the fact her kid made it to adulthood with her cooking tells me he can likely survive a nuclear war.

[@Viktorreznov1942]

As someone who genuinely has made several real and correct beef wellingtons, I must say Kay's has a unique method.

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

The worst thing is that she seems so nice, loving, and trying and it just ends up bad every time...God bless her.

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

@@ateandslayed I pray for your well being my friend.

[@kurocure3984]

She's actually pretty racist and xenophobic, tbh you shouldn't feel bad

[@El1society]

Kuro Cure how do you know?

[@Kopplex]

You're fucking delusional.

[@ReinerIsDaddy]

@@kurocure3984 who cares? This isn't Twitter.

[@johnroberts7185]

The scary part is that she's not making this up as she goes along; she's following a recipe. What sort of sick person actually invented these?

[@oliie3416]

4 chan I have a seeking therory that she's one of the people who fell for the blow rock trap.

[@hotto-dogu5829]

@@oliie3416 what’s the blow rock trap?

[@oliie3416]

@@hotto-dogu5829 there was a whole thing on 4 chan years ago, where someone said to mix some chemicals and blow into it to make home made Chrystal. Turns out mixing the chemicals pretty much made mustard gas and alot of people where hurt I'd recommend checking it out cause my memory is bad

[@lategamer6684]

@@oliie3416 lemme guess mix bleach and ammonia?

[@homo9223]

@@lategamer6684 way more convincing than that, but Kay's actually kinda famous on 4chan so i guess people trolled her a lot there (couple threads on /ck/ planning to troll her) it's putting a nickel on a glass and then mixing it with bleach-ammonia-salt and then put a straw to blow it with your own mouth to create a bubble (which is dumb because you just put a lethal gas straight to your own throat and respiratory system) started on /b/ yet no one remembers to never take anything seriously from that hellhole

[@MadamFoogie]

I have to admit, I'm pretty jealous of that Legacy of Kain shirt she has. Honestly, I wonder if she's played the game, or if it was just something from a thrift store. The idea of Kay being into high-fantasy time traveling vampires is pretty great.

[@R3DS1XP0RKINS]

I'm a a new subscriber and I must say thank you for all the cursed videos sir.

[@UnknowingMan1]

“I’m going to use the flour to keep it from sticking to the flour. Then I’ll add flour for some flavor”

[@ProphetOfMrBubz]

Jack: Looks like it needs MAYO!

[@TechSupportDave]

@@ProphetOfMrBubz and KETCHUP

[@nightmarerage2187]

Hit The Brake kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKKncoiJZpedkJI

[@aron1089]

@@nightmarerage2187 can you not link your videos?

[@imadgrim]

@@ProphetOfMrBubz heaping spoons of mayo

[@disgusting-deer]

You can literally hear the noodles crunch when he tries to first sin she's passing off as food

[@allaboardthehypetrain1791]

Oh God

[@r.m.5467]

Reeeeeeee

[@gabrielgalaxygh]

That's how spaghetti suppose to sound duhh

[@justinluc2572]

can your english be any worse

[@DerLamer]

That's how you know it's fresh, duh.

[@user-ek2ge9js9h]

1:33 Charlie's reaction truly conveys the horror of this monstrous dish. Kay needed to use double or triple the sauce from the beginning to avoid the burnt sticks that she made her poor son eat.

[@penelopeplimsoul3617]

Catching up on all your entertaining and hilarious cooking videos. 😆

[@SgtBuck01]

Kay's secret ingredients: Flour and suffering.

[@CloudyyGoated]

And onions(sometimes)

[@Terratetradon]

@@CloudyyGoated hunyions*

[@azurarush7777]

How'd you forget mince meat?

[@diothevampire3250]

And jacks secret mayo

[@alexzanderguyett245]

Don't forget the ecoli

[@meme_debate1445]

She is actually a world known famous chef, but she is trying to kill her son.

[@kristofsoma4430]

😂😂😂😂

[@littlemissblonde1231]

i would too if he’s that old and still lives in my house. move out or die

[@wolfetteplays8894]

sara have you no empathy for your child?

[@littlemissblonde1231]

Wolfette Plays he’s not mine

[@wolfetteplays8894]

sara I was referring to your hypothetical child

[@adamw4245]

This reminds me of when me and my sister pretended we were Cooks in the kitchen cooking when we were little

[@MisterFrixle]

whenever I'm having a bad day, I watch this video. Every time I hear Charlie say "They cant survive another dip in the oven Kay, oh god" Brings a smile to my face like no other. Thank you Charlie

[@undercoverkakyoin6955]

Italians: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@marchemadness]

I can't. Stop. Please. 💀💀💀💀

[@thomasthecommentrater3703]

Aren’t you the one who got massacred Kakyoin?

[@lordofgangstas]

Everyone with even a single functioning taste bud: *Look how they massacred my boy*

[@noxturne16]

Kakyoin, I’m sorry you had to see this

[@ra_khvc]

I see why you're saying he shouldn't have seen it, but I'm pretty sure the shades would become sentient and go fully blank

[@doomdude3034]

English people: conquered multiple countries just for spices Also English people:

[@Spamhard]

Not just English, watch Charlies vids on all the American home cooks adding jars of mayo to random shit. It's almost as if bad cooks exist everywhere.

[@flatbat13]

Fat is flavor?

[@mengelemaestro89]

@Spam duh

[@hotto-dogu5829]

So basically the moral is British people have the same quality of cooking of people who live in middle America which is dog shit

[@PLANDerLinde99]

Fuck you. I'd like to see you perfect a roast dinner

[@SifGreyfang]

thanksgiving and Christmas dinners with her must be a nightmare

[@smolmortimer]

having kay as a mother must be a great example of natural selection and survival of the fittest

[@kimberlypatton9634]

How did this son of hers ever get past his first 10 years?

[@matthashobbies]

His immune system has evolved to endure her cooking

[@dove8722]

Who is it? Lol

[@zacurrya9485]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh no it won't

[@AutistiCat2406]

iit’2 2ollux bruh definitely won’t when you say it will stop hoping and if you really want it to just have 2 different named accounts

[@formacat]

@iit’2 2ollux bruh not specific enough

[@skylarsis85]

Did y'all hear the crunching from her son when he ate the spaghetti?!😭😂

[@dellbelphine304]

*its a little raw*

[@-baldvegeta]

@@dellbelphine304 Dell computers

[@dieneloleo2605]

@@dellbelphine304 he's mad, she's mad, you're mad, big sad

[@jimzimmer2048]

Dienelo Leo I’m 7 inches

[@ctm479]

Yea lmao

[@minedoimperija]

her son is living in a gordon ramsay nightmare without even knowing it.

[@paz1261]

8:50 yes thats actually how you do it just make sure your foil is safe to boil

[@farlonmuentes6004]

watching her cook is like something out of the deep web

[@bongwaterbaptist]

red room cooking

[@nonoyesyes8641]

Hahhahaha

[@Lmaobama]

It does feel inherently wrong.

[@ITZ_eSPy]

"This is literal racism" is the best insult to describe someone's cooking I've ever heard

[@idiotsandwich4912]

espyTV I died when he said that

[@alexstromberg7696]

Most normie comment on this video

[@_michaelscarn]

@@alexstromberg7696 H U H ?

[@marcovelez3884]

Says the guy with a Saab in his profile picture.

[@alexstromberg7696]

@@marcovelez3884 you got capeshit in yours so idk fam

[@cjnfndjsudbebeicjd]

Her food looks like she put the recipe through Google translate 50 times💀

[@DMTInfinity]

When the C. Virus came about, her son's immune system cringed.