Bad Daddies.. || Two Hot Takes Podcast || Reddit Stories

[@danitowerrrrs]

Dad unapologetically taking up 3/4ths of the couch, socks and all, while bf just politely sits there 😂

[@nikkimartinez2163]

I'm 30 minutes in and just noticed this, then seen your comment lol

[@seraphinnie]

I love Jerry, he's so funny 😂😂😂

[@mai6553]

And panda ❤ 🐼

[@christopherkelly8816]

It’s a generational thing.

[@BKL6068]

Right and just sips his straw criss crossed 😂😂😂

[@cubedsquared7909]

Mighty bold of that dad to say that they are living the "dream life" when his wife isn't even sleeping enough to have any dreams.

[@nightlightslove]

Jerry just gushing about how much he loves being Morgan’s dad is just the sweetest thing ever, who’s cutting onions in here???

[@qammira8300]

*daddy issues by the neighbourhood playing in the background*

[@HolographicHottie]

@@qammira8300 how is thinking that someone appreciating their partners parent is wholesome, "daddy issues"?

[@kylieyoung6296]

@@HolographicHottie coming from someone with daddy issues I’m pretty sure they mean they’re the one with daddy issues. It’s like a bittersweet thing seeing someone have such a loving father, you want to be like aww that’s so cute yay but also you get sad because you never got to experience that. At least that’s how I often feel.

[@Upper_echelon_exotics]

38:43 At this part....I was like seriously. 😭 Why isn't Morgan all tearing up? I know I would have been but my dad passed away when I was 14. So I never really got to hear about stuff like this from him. I mean I don't want her to be sad but maybe a little bit happy sad because that was just so sweet 🥲 Hopefully she sees this part of the video again someday and realizes just how lucky she is to have a dad like him. I mean maybe she already realizes. Anyway her dad is really cute. It's so cute how much he loved/loves her 🥹

[@missapodysis]

omg fr! but i'm also thinking that you don't want to be a parent as bad as jerry did/does, just leave the task for someone else

[@legwards]

Lol I love Justin "I don't want a cat ever" Morgan : "awe. I really want a cat" Justin : *almost instantly* "well I guess I have stuff to think about"

[@tianna1116]

My husband used to say “no” to having cats, for years. I finally just surprised him with one, then he fell in love with him like I knew he would 😊. I think I got lucky though

[@chapteronefrog]

@@tianna1116 Why is it always men who just fall head over heels for the cat the swore they didn't want? 😂

[@annehartmann9689]

@@chapteronefrog lol tbf i did that with my mom, showed up with her in my bag and by the end of the month not only my mom but my aunt and grandma who always say they hated cats were in love with her

[@munchems]

@@tianna1116 I used to think I hated cats until my daughter asked for one and I caved and let me tell you I fell in love with this cute, little, snuggly kitten and still love her just the same 5 years in.

[@emilyphillips5591]

My dad swore he would never have a cat. My older sister picked up a kitten and carried it around all day when she was 3. They adopted the cat and had it for 15 years hahaha and got another kitten once she passed

[@eeeliz]

I love how Morgans dad went from talking about a hypothetical baby to threatening that he can take Justin out haha

[@TwoHotTakes]

that's been a running joke since Justin came on the scene. It was a magic reference when we all went to the magic castle in Los Angeles 😅

[@justinthunstrom]

Haha he always does!

[@kaylynndaoud5136]

that was so funny 😂

[@lioreubm677]

When he started talking about shock collaring the husband lolol

[@yllwClusterduck]

Jerry is hilarious 😂 I love dad humor. It never gets old lol

[@storiesinthedust]

Idea for the first listener: For your 1 year anniversary, throw a “reception re-do” party! You can do it on the cheap. Good food alcohol and someone’s backyard. Don’t invite the parents or family that you aren’t close to. Do all the things you wanted to do during your reception. It would be so much fun and such a great way to make new memories

[@Leilanis_weird]

Love this idea I hope OP sees this

[@Machinu5]

That's a really smart idea. Beats having your husband kick your dad's fucking ass. This one really outraged me. If my dad did anything like this he'd find himself very alone very quickly.

[@SL22798]

On the cat story; You can hate cats all you want, but its not about the cat. It's about the wife, the safety of her pregnancy, and doing something for someone you care about, helping them take care of something they put time, love, effort, and devotion into.

[@maddiev4862]

Totally disagree. I hate cats and if I was him I would be the same way. The risk of getting it is so crazy low if the obgyn says she’s safe to proceed then she is fine. He has the right to decline to take care of an animal that he wanted nothing to do with. They can also hire someone to do it daily if it’s that big of an issue

[@Tmch678]

@@maddiev4862 do everyone a favor and don’t get married.

[@Mysticbeee]

if i were the wife i woulda been like “okay cool. when the baby comes you can take care of them for the first 9 months, since I took care of baby and the cat all throughout the pregnancy” 😊 then always remind him for the foreseeable future about his actions. “hey babe remember when you made me clean cat shit my entire pregnancy? hahahaha me too. not go change the diaper.”

[@beautyandbrainz]

I totally agree. I cant believe the people that say otherwise. Like she’s literally carrying their baby the next couples months dealing with pregnancy symptoms and he can’t even handle to scoop up his litter.

[@heezypeasy8611]

I totally agree. It's about supporting and protecting the wife as well as the unborn baby. I personally think it's super immature of him to flat out refuse.

[@bettyam9917]

Justin doesn't understand that pregnant women have their senses stronger than any normal person. Jerry has so much knowledge it will be so helpful having his input in many of this kind of stories.

[@sheenabudd925]

I think he was more so trying to imply that the guy was drinking more than he claimed.

[@Brittanybavery]

As a wedding photographer, I would’ve shut those parents down so fast. I’ve seen lots of crazy things at weddings but never seen someone start tearing down all the decor.

[@TwoHotTakes]

What's the craziest thing you've seen? ;)

[@Brittanybavery]

@@TwoHotTakes groom left in the rain on a freezing day after the maid of honor yelled at him for smashing cake in his brides face. Bride was literally unfazed, kept chatting it up with friends. He came back two hours later totally hammered and soaking wet, got on a microphone and said he’ll always love his wife even though he hates her 😳 guests then got so drunk a bunch of them were flashing our cameras the rest of the night

[@violetmaritime]

@@Brittanybavery i’m wondering now if this marriage lasted and he was actually an OK husband or what some might suspect 🤔

[@yllom9667]

I’m also a wedding photographer and was thinking the same thing! Not on my watch, especially if I haven’t gotten detail shots yet then you better believe I’m tackling that couple to the ground immediately lol. Also WOW your story is way crazier than any of the weddings I’ve been to! What a wedding 😬

[@yllwClusterduck]

Yeah if I were at a wedding like that, I would have gone up to the couple and checked with them if I saw two crazy people doing tear down after just an hour. As a photographer, I also would have taken lots of pics of them doing it in case the couple wanted to sue them for ruining the reception.

[@chachi7457]

Story 3… why do I feel like her “alone time on weekends” is grocery shopping and running errands…

[@abbzeh137]

I think that's how it is for most mothers

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

@@abbzeh137 its sad but true, moms deserve so much more

[@lokell541]

The way Jerry talks about taking care of Morgan is so damn sweet every time

[@NaharTamrin]

I love it.. How proud he is and what a great dad he is

[@samanthalowry6021]

The love he has for her is so much more than so many biological parents show/have. It’s seriously so heartwarming.

[@NaharTamrin]

@@samanthalowry6021 It so is!!! This is why Morgan always gushes over her dad and always calls him dad and rarely talks about the biological one.

[@sadlystuckinreality]

Was so confused on Justin's take about the husband not helping his wife scoop the litter until he realized he'd misheard and thought they were roommates😂

[@lyssiart]

It's like the complete opposite of that one guy with the pregnant roommate and then they find out he's actually the husband and referred to his wife as a roommate 😂

[@BubbaYak]

​@@lyssiartthat was WILD

[@Peachesrgreat]

A husband can't clean the litter box for 9 months while his wife is solely growing their baby? Throw the whole man away.

[@Itsmepatee]

Nah, fuck the cat. Throw the dam cat away 😂

[@Korin6024]

EXACTLY!! The wife asked him to help with ONE task for the cat, the one task that has serious health risks for their baby but he’s too self centered to worry about his child’s safety. In fact he’s more concerned about the deal they made than his child’s safety. Shows where his priorities are. The husband is trash I hope she leaves him.

[@camillagoldman8139]

Pregnant women shouldn’t even be near cat litter due to the hight risk of toxoplasmosis

[@Thewearydeer]

How is he gonna deal with diapers…

[@engineergirl6869]

As a mom of 2, I would get rid of the cat. If you really are worried just get rid of the cat. How sad, put your baby ahead of your cat. Why don’t people understand thT the cats have this parasite and the environment is filled with cat feces particles. If you are a responsible parent get rid of the cat. Done!

[@LucyRosee]

The story with the father that doesn't want to get up an hour early on the weekend hits me so hard. This mom is mentally, emotionally, and physically EXHAUSTED. She's probably sleep deprived and doesn't know it yet. Dad needs to step in, or he may as well be like my father's son. An ex.

[@marissanicole5658]

I fully hate the dad who can't give up 2 hours of sleep for someone he claims to love. As a single mom of two who was single with both of my newborns, there are so many nights I have cried my babies and myself to sleep at night. I'd bring that baby into the room where he is sleeping and just hold my screaming baby in his ear till he wakes up. Then I'd leave his ass. BYE!! I also agree with the shock collar idea.

[@vanzis14]

Also it sounds like he doesn’t take care of his kid period based on his story. Wtf!!

[@marissanicole5658]

@@vanzis14 Exactly, if this is how he is acting already he's not going to be an involved parent at all.

[@Ashley-cr6of]

1000%!!! I was that mom who was up every two hours breastfeeding because my infant would not take a bottle and would not be soothed by his dad. If my husband DARED to ask for two hours on the weekend to sleep in after he had a full week of uninterrupted sleep and me doing all of the baby care and housework I would leave his ass. Sorry!!

[@sammadlin8868]

Ya, he doesn’t want to spend his off time napping, he wants to spend it playing video games and chilling out. 🙄 So he wants the hour in the morning AND wants his free time while his wife is sleep deprived, so kind of him. I’m all for being understanding of the partner who works more outside of the home, but you need to be flexible and available when there’s a baby in the house. The sleep regression will pass but his disrespect for his wife probably won’t.

[@blythe9631]

I have really bad insomnia, and despite typically having a very chill daily routine, the lack of sleep really fucks with me. When my brother, his wife, and their baby came to stay with us for a few months I thought I was going to literally have a breakdown due to how often I'd be woken up by the baby crying. I didn't even have to take care of the baby whatsoever and waking up to the crying every night and every morning still felt like torture. This poor mom is probably reaching her breaking point and her husband cares more about his video games.

[@fallingawayfromthenorm]

Story 3 - YTA. She isn’t sleeping in and getting extra sleep, she’s making up for sleep she lost doing overnight feedings while hubby who sleeps all night because he doesn’t wake up gets to enjoy a night of unbroken sleep. If he wants them to both get some rest, he needs to set up a weekend where grandparents, aunt, uncle, whoever they both trust watching the baby is willing and able to watch the baby so they can get a break. As is, he’s being selfish.

[@daddytopps8261]

Wouldnt it make more sense for the wife to pump some milk and/or have some formula, let the husband sleep an hour extra and then she gets to make up for lost sleep (3-5 hours?). Husband can feed baby with the pumped milk or Formula. That way she gets sleep and he gets to bond with the baby. By the time she is up again, baby is most likely tired and needs a nap, allowing them to spend some couple time together.

[@merlewilleke]

@@daddytopps8261 they said the mother can’t really nap and the dad doesn’t wake up during the night when the baby cries so the only option for her is sleeping in

[@daddytopps8261]

@@merlewilleke why cant she nap if he takes care of baby when he gets up?

[@Protagonistin]

@@daddytopps8261 insomnia qq

[@minxymoo2325]

@@daddytopps8261 Probably because he still expects her to take care of the childcare duties and household despite her exhaustion. He says she does most the housework and most the childcare because he works full time so I'm gonna guess she has to do that during the day while he plays video games...

[@victoriascanlon7883]

I love when people think dogs make no impact on a household. No smells, no destruction. Just floating perfectly with no disruption.

[@BreeS-zd5rx]

Was checking through comments to see if anyone had said this. I have cats and yes, I know they have a distinct smell and can be destructive, but the smell is much lessened if you're taking care of their litter boxes, and you can do things to lessen the destruction as well. I've never walked into a dog owner's house and not immediately known they own a dog. That smell is unmistakable. And dogs can be crazy destructive too! Not hating on dogs at all but like...there are pluses and minuses to both.

[@sisterseverus]

Dogs are by far the more destructive and stinky pet. My cat has his cat tree and just chills. Yeah his litter box can get stinky, but it stays in the catieo and I scoop it everyday

[@gabisimms1132]

Toxoplasmosis is so dangerous to the baby, it’s insane that his pride is getting in the way of his wife and babies health.

[@skyh7383]

Toxoplasmosis isn’t as common in cats as people are led to believe. You have a better chance of contracting it through fruits, vegetables, and deli meat. As long as she washes her hands, she’s fine

[@user-lr7dk7mt2w]

@@skyh7383 the reason it's such a big deal in litter box is because while scooping you could kick up dust and inhale the dust not knowing it's infected Yes washing hands does help and there are other sources as you said but the fact you can inhale the dust and it can get into your system that way is why pregnant women should never handle a cat box

[@skyh7383]

@@user-lr7dk7mt2w I’ve been pregnant 4 times, the issue is not in the dust. It’s direct hand to mouth contact after touching feces. If what you’re saying was the case, pregnant women wouldn’t be allowed to handle cats at ALL because the dust would me on their fur and paws, which would then transfer to surfaces. I personally dislike cats, but I found a stray litter outside in the cold and after watching them for a few days, mom never came back for them :( I ended up taking all 3 in and raised them until they were 8 weeks (3 weeks when I found them). I was 4 months pregnant and my OB gave me the okay to care for them and he wasn’t concerned at all over the risk as long as I used gloves and washed my hands. The risk of contracting toxoplasmosis from the litter box is minuscule- even more so whenever hand washing (or even gloves) is involved

[@skyh7383]

@@user-lr7dk7mt2w also to add, these kittens I had weren’t old enough for a litter box- I had to stimulate them so that they could poop/ pee and it still wasn’t a concern. My baby is totally fine and the kitties all have great homes now

[@user-lr7dk7mt2w]

@@skyh7383 I haven't actually listened to the story in the video but I don't need to just to say even if it's a miniscule risk why even chance it if you have another person in the house who can change the litter instead of the pregnant person I was told the dust is the issue by a doctor when I was pregnant maybe they took the easy way out rather then actually explaining why but my husband would rather change the litter then put me at risk any day even if it's almost a none issue Last I just want to say thank you for looking after those kittens as I have also taken care of abandoned babies like that I know how hard it is and I wasn't even pregnant or had kids at the time I did it

[@jglove279]

Justin’s misconceptions on cats is killing me. I used to think the same thing about them until I got my own.

[@keirra222]

justin reminds me of my husband, he THINKS he doesnt like cats, but when we got our cats he learned how funny and lovable they really are. i think justin would be exactly the same.

[@lafemmelulu0424]

Honestly, I came here to say just this. Every point he made could be made just the same regarding dogs and children. Nice things have the risk of being chewed/destroyed by dogs and children as well! How many times have you walked into a home and knew they owned dogs just by the smell too? I’ve also walked into homes and didn’t know they had a cat or dog! His reasonings on why cats are the worst, are ignorant respectfully. Any animal/child can behave poorly/and will require good hygiene practices.

[@tianna1116]

@@keirra222 my husband did the exact same! He shut me down on getting a cat for years, finally I just got one and within 6 months we were searching together for number 2! He adores them both, and he’s glad I didn’t listen to him 😂

[@amurphykraak]

Same 🥲 my husband was also like this. But my cat and I were a package deal, he went from no cats on the furniture to calling them to come to bed every night lol I wish cats didn’t get such a bad wrap it’s really unfair

[@sullyrane653]

I literally looked over at my three cats all laying down for well over 5 hours so far each rn during this naptime 😂😂

[@Brittanybavery]

Hearing the dad lament about video games made me audibly cackle with laughter. You’re a Dad now, dude, time for the realization. Life is different now.

[@NaharTamrin]

They really don't understand though. I split up from my husband for this exact reason. It took 3 years for me to realise what an absolute clueless he really is

[@katybcat8286]

If he wants to play videogames so badly then fair, but like, manage your time better instead of making your wife miss out on sleep, maybe go to sleep an hour later or something.

[@AtomicPuffin]

Also as me n my husband are BOTH gamers there's NO excuse! We both gamed still while caring for our 2 kids. He'd have them lay on his chest, leaned back in the gaming chair while he played. N I'd play games I could EASILY pause if need be n hold them while I shiny hunt.

[@neonbuildings]

That story pissed me off so much. It's pathetic that he can't show up for his wife and child - he's AWARE that his wife struggles to sleep and he's still asking for weekend mornings off????

[@AlienZizi]

so glad he mentioned that and scolded him for it! does she get off time? does she get to spend it doing unproductive fun things?

[@frybabyofficial]

Justin: "I would never live with a cat, they smell and they're insane" Also Justin: "I can't wait to get chickens!"

[@juduarte6072]

Dogs stink, cats are so clean. Hate people that never had any cats, and assume something by pre conceived thing. I like Justin, but in this episode i skipped the story so i dont start hating him.

[@payton4969]

@@juduarte6072cats are clean but can stink. My fluffiest cat stinks so we have to bathe him every once in awhile. They’re not perfectly clean

[@crystaliskandar2]

​@@juduarte6072 I wholly agree. Anytime I hear people talk about cats like that it sets off warning signs for me. It's honestly a red flag for me personally. If you feel this way about cats then I know that you're impatient and stubborn. Cats take work from the cleaning to the earning their trust and if you can't deal with that then you probably can't deal with most things in life.

[@randomaccessmemories8912]

Some of these stories hit close to home…A lot of men really do not understand just how much women sacrifice to have children, from pregnancy, delivery, to postpartum. Being a “stay-at-home” mom is not equal to being unemployed, its constant, exhausting work that’s done unpaid, and i wish more men viewed it in that respect. It breaks my heart to hear how unwilling these men are to make small, temporary sacrifices for their wives, especially when it comes to their (and babies) health and safety…that being said, Morgan’s dad is incredible and sounds like such a caring father, love to see it 💕

[@IAmContemporary]

Most men seem to completely miss the fact that you’re risking you health, relationship with your body and possibly your life by being pregnant. It’s fucking wild to me that even the most loving of husbands/partners can gloss over that so easily once de baby is born and cling to the “we said we’d divide baby duties equally” thing. Sure, but the pregnant party has a 9-10 month head start on that so after the baby is born, it’s your time to step up.

[@coldspaghittie8785]

I wonder if it has anything to do with the portrayals of pregnancy in media like I think we've all seen that repetitive scene where a women's water breaks and she's rushed to the hospital half a second later here's a baby that doesn't actually look like a newborn and she's probably all done up still....? I wonder if us seeing that so much without the actual facts and experience of the real deal gives an illusion of it being easy and kinda just...?? Like getting a bit fat then taking a poop but it's actually a person with extra steps

[@nicolelester2417]

As an avid cat lover it drives me crazy listening to dog owners talk about cats being smelly or loud lmao I’ve had both and I’ll take my 3 cats over 1 dog if smells and cleanliness were my main priority

[@GosiZ]

good diet (not trash from a market) and annual checkups and you won't feel that there's a cat at home

[@daisyo.6666]

And cats being crazy and destroying things, mine are the most chill cats, never destroy anything, don't do night zoomies, they are well stimulated. Never had a cat who went around destroying things except the neighbours' cat who scratched our sofa but even that it wasn't that bad.

[@carpenter28085]

My cats only scratch on their cat tree and can't be smelled by coming in my house. They do sometimes have the night zoomies playing together and they honestly sound like a herd of elephants lol

[@DMich829]

I think they’ve been exposed to some bad cat owners haha I’ve known people who have cats & I almost jumped out of my skin discovering the thing because there was no evidence. At the same time I met cat owners who when I walked in their house I was assaulted with the stench of the litter box they didn’t clean. So unfortunately they blame the animal not the irresponsible owners.

[@twocathome399]

@@DMich829very true!! if you don’t have a scratching post for them they’ll make it your furniture for sure and if you don’t keep the litter box clean and fresh it will stink horribly!!

[@vanessamenjivar8352]

For the 1st story they definitely did it on purpose 😭 I feel so bad for her, if my parents were like that they would not be invited to my wedding

[@SCordova19]

Agree! She told them to stop. But my question is more about the coordinator…why didn’t they stop the parents? I’d go NC with the parents at least for a while.

[@itssteph263]

@@SCordova19 Right, they could have had the DJ make an announcement saying something along the lines of "please stop taking down the decor, we are just getting started" or something.

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

She needs to cut those parents out! Toxic doesn’t even start,

[@Thewearydeer]

Right what is wrong with them? What kind of childish behavior on the part of the parents

[@LeahBee15]

I want to know what they did with everything they took?? Did they throw it in the trash? Take it home? Give it away?

[@Justme-to8xm]

Story 5: Am i the only one who is concerned that his youngest son with his ex wife is 10 and his oldest daughter with his new wife is 9?.. Did he leave his ex right after she gave birth to their child? And then immediately made a baby with other woman???? I’m almost 100% sure that cheating is involved here, and if that’s true, his ex has every right to be bitter

[@Parasocial9]

Seems like a bit of karma to him 😏

[@cry432]

They aren’t both 9 though- I don’t want to defend the guy but he is 10 and his daughter is 9. So it’s at least a year difference between them but it can be: my daughter is born in January and my son is turning 2 in march so that’s almost a 2 year difference which 20 months is not as uncommon to have a child in a new relationship within this time. Maybe a bit fast but it could’ve been accidental. Saying he cheated is just such a stretch based on the ages of the kids. With this logic we can say: “oh he found out she cheated, and before the divorce came to an end he met his future partner and started seeing her and got her pregnant during divorce proceedings.” So your concerns can be correct but cheating wasn’t mentioned so these are just speculations.

[@Lenalemonss]

@@Parasocial9the kids are the ones suffering

[@minxymoo2325]

Even if there was cheating, which there's no evidence of nor should we assume that, it still isn't the daughter's fault. It's a difficult situation because no matter what the reason the other mom has, it's just unfortunate for the children who's parents make an unliveable wage.

[@rachelmettre3666]

I was literally thinking the same thing like?? He’s mad bc he’s facing his Karma

[@vf3655]

Aww, Jerry smiling while Justin and Morgan talk about splitting responsibilities for their imaginary baby.😊

[@Jordan-bm8lp]

Every time Jerry talks about how much he loves being Morgan’s dad, it makes me tear up. My dad effing hates me, and it restores my faith in dads to see such an awesome one love his kid so much.

[@sinamoon_]

Morgan's dad had me in tears. My father was 100% hands off -- so we never had a relationship like this. It's so genuine and beautiful to see. ; ~ ; Also, just a note to all the people who prioritize video games -- Friends, they're not going anywhere. I'm a gamer -- I love it. But there's no contest with what should take priority here.

[@Jay-mv5hf]

I love this. Any hobby you love that you have to put down for however long you need to can always be picked back up again!

[@Hey-ry3re]

Jerry really sets the bar for ideal dad, he was so enthusiastic to take care of Morgan and others while also having a job for himself, and yeah just hearing him describe the joys of being a dad just makes me really happy

[@Raetine]

Father Jerry was HEATED in this episode and I am here for more.

[@rhiannonmackay9121]

As someone who didnt grow up with a dad, im am so so so happy that morgan grew up with such an amazing father and found such a great man to be with. She is surrounded by so many amazing men and im so happy for her♡♡♡♡

[@autumnsmith6145]

First story really got me... I just got married in September and my mom started packing up like an hour in. It wasn't for religious reasons, and I don't think it was malicious, but so many things went wrong on that day, and that was one of them. I keep thinking about her trying to pack up and why it hurt me... it made other people start cleaning up too. She said she was trying to be helpful, but I don't understand how she thought ending the party early was a "thoughtful gesture."

[@damselinstress]

Jerry had me bawling the whole episode! I lost my dad last year, and he was exactly like Jerry.... absolute unconditional love and support. Even after I got married, he would be there at the door with my favourite comfort food (we lived in different cities) if I had the flu. Lol. I miss him so damn much. Jerry, thank you for being a good dad (my dad was the best, sorry), I have subscribed to your channel and will be binging all episodes ❤️

[@taylormcdermott6197]

Me watching my cat Ollie destroy my Christmas tree as Justin says “cats are psycho” 😹😹🥲

[@taylormcdermott6197]

Update: he’s drawn blood 🩸 the little devil is tearing down tinsel, chewing the lights and ripping down ornaments 😅

[@TwoHotTakes]

@@taylormcdermott6197 hahahah im dying

[@taylormcdermott6197]

@@TwoHotTakes he’s lost privileges to the spare room because he loves to chew the presents and rip off tags/ bows! Lmao🥺 You made my day, I love these podcasts so so much 🥹🥹! Two Hot Takes and Father Knows Something are my favourite podcasts to listen to! I love you guys so much 🥰♥️

[@Hinohinohi]

My cats name is Ollie too🥰

[@lediona3996]

I think it's interesting that Jerry suggested the dad explain to his young daughters that he doesn't have the money, but not helping his older sons navigate the difference in households. If the boys are just talking about what they've been up to, that's one thing, but if they're bragging, then they are old enough to think about how their actions come across to their siblings. Also, in the UK, that's a fairly common wage and isn't considered bad at all. However, it would be a challenge to support a partner and five kids. That being said, his ex wife isn't doing anything wrong.

[@RainTyrsdottir]

Story 1:The toxic part of me would go to everything that the parents hosted and prematurely tear down and telling people it's time to go. Christmas? Sorry no presents. Easter? Sorry that's it for the day, no egg hunt.

[@allienelson2094]

THIS ONE.

[@shabangbangg_]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 literally!

[@mgmtw1688]

Ikkk the anger I felt, all that money spent on this wedding gone. At least she made the most of it. I hope the parents get some sort of karma for this

[@cats1970]

@@mgmtw1688 If OP follows through with therapy and her husband's support, their karma will be to never meet the grandkids. Those people are not healthy for the grandkids and OP will probably understand just how wicked her own childhood was when she holds and loves her own the way they deserve.

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

I would hide eggs in little pockets of their house, I didn't get rid of the egg hunt, i just moved it- have fun with the mould 🤗🤗

[@rebeccaeileen7]

Listening to this episode made me love Morgan’s Dad even more. When he was talking about taking care of baby Morgan, it made my heart melt. I am so lucky my Dad is like this, too. Not enough great fathers out there.

[@Peachesrgreat]

How is that man's pregnant wife vomiting, and he still acts like she's being obnoxious about it? Like clearly she can still smell it on him, she's having a physical reaction. The audacity of this husband. Your dad's right, who wants to heave every day and vomit. I was super sensitive to smell when I was pregnant, too. The thought of Chipotle quacamole made me want to vomit, and I looooove their quac. The smell of pizza, wings, and Mexican food would make me nauseous. My first trimester I would literally eat something one day, and the thought and smell of the leftovers the next day would make me gag.

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Exactly!! Like food cravings telling you what you need, aversions are telling you what to avoid! I'm not even pregnant and certain smells REALLY fuck with me, he is a certified asshole.

[@allisonhunt8307]

“Fucker! You are a dad!” I love him.

[@taylorsams6592]

Story 1: 06:50 Story 2: 25:45 Story 3: 37:38 Story 4: 1:03:08 Story 5: 1:16:40 You guys are amazing

[@TwoHotTakes]

Are my stamps not working awhhh :(

[@morymcfly1222]

@@TwoHotTakes they are! This video is time stamped :)

[@taylorsams6592]

@@TwoHotTakes It wasn't initially when I commented, but it was soon after it was uploaded that I commented! They are working now though :)

[@lyndsycarson8302]

Having been an exhausted mother, jerry being excited to take care of baby morgan brought tears to my eyes! My husband was so amazing, we were both so exhausted but he took our daughter and let me sleep with our newborn. Sounds like that guy is pissed he is to sleepy to play video games when his wife is to exhausted to function and make her brian work while her body is still healing from extracting a whole human

[@starlight_prince]

I have to say, that having a cat is just fine and doesn't smell if you keep up on cleaning. I have 8 and people don't believe me when they come over cause we clean up after them and it's not even really that hard.

[@amandaleighplans]

That’s what I was thinking, whose houses smell like cat if you’re properly taking care of them? My parents have 4 and you’d never know besides seeing them. The only place it smells like anything is the litter smells like litter, when you’re up close to it lol

[@j.c8727]

I have a kitten and you know they are typically smelly little things. I got the crystal liter, a liter genie, and I wipe my baby’s feet after #2s. I also got the deodorizer to help with smell. My husband has a very sensitive nose and he says he can’t smell a thing. Some folks are just irresponsible and don’t clean up after their cat. Also cats are trainable but you have to be very consistent and firm. I’ve had dogs who have absolutely destroyed my home. So animals in general come with their issues. For Justin to generalize cats in such a way is super rude.

[@badako]

@@j.c8727 Before reading these 3 comments I had no idea you could have a cat and not have the cat smell in your house. Not even a bad smell necessarily, you just smell it. So that’s interesting to hear. But I 100% agree that not every cat goes crazy at night lol. It has a lot to do with the fact that it's not common to tire cats out during the day so they get energetic at night. When a cat has a lot of energy it'll let you know, they’ll show you they want to play. So not ignoring that and playing as long as it wants to is also a responsibility, and that way it doesn’t have the energy to run around destroying stuff at night. Also, make your place pet proof! Train your pet yes but you can't put a vase on a shelf then be mad at your cat for pushing it lol if you have a pet your house is going to cater a lot to it

[@wioi]

Exactly! I wrote a comment about this as well. I have 3 and a dog. Clean their litter box twice a day and absolutely no smell at all. People who's house smell of cat pee are disgusting and their cats are poor and unhappy

[@corablah9809]

Our neighbors have 17 cats. I've been over there multiple times, never has their house ever smelled! They are 85 and keep up on the litter, they are all fixed, they are well cared for!

[@miss.ade.]

Morgan’s dad needs to be protected at all costs. He is a such a gem.

[@happymama2793]

Ok, I Hate it when people say they have an extended history of letting their family treat them like crap. Like sweetie You didn’t let them treat you like that - they refused to treat you any other way. You’ve been a child under their thumb for more time than you’ve been an adult. When you grow up being treated like this your brain Always goes back to freeze, flight, fight, or fawn. And it’s Extremely Difficult to keep this mental cycle from continuing, even With Extensive therapy.

[@alexandriawest7830]

Not me crying at how much love Jerry has for you Morgan…. I could only dream my dad would care about me how he does for you… never take him for granted..😢

[@sophiarose8018]

Not me, crying hearing Jerry’s stores about being a dad. They are too sweet!

[@podenco]

I love Jerry, he'll take any moment possible to talk about how much he loves his daughter, he's such a good dad

[@katrinascarlet5637]

Why can't he just strap the baby to his chest to play video games? There are plenty "wear your baby" accessories that would allow it.

[@jackie-fitz]

because that would require him to be an attentive father, which absolutely does not come across in his post 💀💀

[@fergieestaenlacasa]

My hubby is a gamer and he did things like this when our son was young. If he wanted to game on his shift he’d bring in the bouncer and do some game upkeep while bouncing the baby. If the baby got fussy he’d get off and attend to him and go back to his game later. Now that baby is sleeping through the night he just waits till after bedtime but it’s definitely possible to be a passionate gamer and an attentive father. If baby is always your number one priority it doesn’t matter if how you recharge your battery is gaming. I recharge my battery with KZbin and trashy tv. We all have our thing, just be responsible and do the important things first

[@wendysampson3705]

im pumping at work as Im listening right now and so thankful for Morgan's fierce defense of the wife with sleep deprivation. My baby is 8m and i feel that mama's exhaustion and frustration so much. that guy is 1000% th Ahole and Jerry Im so with you on stupid video games being a priority over your child - its sickening

[@SilverTongueScriptures]

Jerry's nod when Morgan said that Justin can wake up with the baby 🤣🤣🤣🤜🤛

[@bonanahh]

justin's cat rant is literally just... say you've never met a cat without saying oh my god

[@theanxiousavocado]

This 💀 no shade, but it felt like one of those masculinity “dogs are better than cats” rants more than anything….

[@twocathome399]

right!! i have two cats and i keep up with their grooming, liter boxes, and give them plenty of scratching posts and they never ruin my furniture and my house doesn’t stink according to guests that come over. they’re happy and have zoomies in the mornings and evenings and sleep through the night

[@mikanchan322]

We have five cats. I love them all dearly, but I agree that they can be very smelly. I understand why some people don't like it!

[@marmalade333]

cats CAN be stinky, im not gonna pretend that my little lady doesn’t get stinky sometimes, but as someone who loves both cats and dogs… nine times outta ten cats are far easier 😭

[@victoriascanlon7883]

​@mikanchan322 You think their bodies are stinky?? For real? They don't even need to be bathed-they bathe themselves! Have you ever pet a dog?? You know that FILM you get on your hand?? I love dogs, but the "stink" thing just doesn't make sense.

[@abby3494]

Okay you can definitely have cats and not have your house smell like it. My mother always told me that if I got a cat my house would smell horrible (based on her experiences with cats) and that I shouldn’t get one because they destroy everything. A few years ago, I got a cat. She is a perfect angel, I have multiple hooded litter boxes hidden throughout the house for her because I was so so paranoid about smells. My house smells great, none of my furniture has ever been ruined, and my mother is obsessed with my cat and watches her for me when I go on vacations. Cats get a bad rep and it’s not always fair. Sure I’ve been to peoples houses and it stinks (from cats, dogs, kids, etc) but it’s the exception not the rule

[@OT-uo8ws]

Do you mind mentioning what breed you have and how you trained your cat?

[@mywatchdoesmath4669]

While my boy basically has his way with the underside of my couch and the Christmas tree now, nothing is destoryed. Unless you just absolutely don't train your cats, let your cats run the house and never clean their litter boxes, then yes you have a point. Cats are fairly clean animals, so I dunno what Justin's on about. Just like dogs (which I thought they had), if you bathe them, train them, and don't let them cause mayhem, then you shouldn't have an issue. The only time I have ever smelled cats in the house is because the owner were too lazy to clean the litter boxes, but at least those were all in the garage.

[@latenightdownload]

I agree. I’ve been so blessed with cats I’ve deeply bonded with and are so well behaved. No nighttime zoomies, he sleeps on the end of my bed all night and cuddles right into my chest in the morning. His litter box is under a planter box, so you never see it, and I clean it every other day, so I never smell it. He has clawed the underneath of one couch so I can’t say he’s perfect but he is truly so calm and sweet and far more curious and intelligent than any other animal I’ve ever had. I grew up on a farm and have had a lot of animals in my life too but my cats are superior. Low maintenance and brilliant creatures.

[@latenightdownload]

@@OT-uo8ws I’ve had 2 cats as an adult, both shorthair American black haired green eyes, I think a big part of their happiness comes from outdoor time- both harnessed and eventually unharnessed. It did take an adjustment period but they both eventually loved it to different degrees of confidence but I try to take them out at least once a week more if it is nice. Trust is also huge with cats. You have to meet them on their terms, pet them on their terms, listen to them and honestly I spoil my cats with toys and attention. I play chase around my apartment and talk to them. They are angels.

[@deanastavrou]

Thank you! As the owner of a 13 year old cat I really don’t understand why people dislike them. She’s never broken anything in her life. She sleeps when we sleep and isn’t up all night going crazy. She’s an absolute sweetheart and it honestly breaks my heart that people have such unfounded hatred towards them. People don’t like them cause they don’t understand them. That’s fine, their loss in my opinion.

[@lizfry6522]

the way Justin pulled the ‘I thought they were just roommates’ in the cat story….liar liar plants for hire

[@violet-tha-witch4621]

Nah he was all for Cat Guy I’m so glad I’m not tha only one who caught that I used to thing he was chill now not so much 😩

[@honeylipgloss]

jerry talking about when morgan was a baby has me in tearssss lmao so freaking cuteeee 😭💖

[@elsaarph7149]

I am a kid in the “ healthy/poor” family dynamic. And I truly feel for the kids in the middle. The guilt they will feel and shame of their privileges growing up will be hard. My parents did not handle it good and the anger went out on me. Hopefully this family will handle it better.

[@candiedolives5340]

I think some type of counseling would be very beneficial here, just a couple sessions to work it out with professional help. The kids are the only ones that really matter here & someone needs to speak for them.

[@katiegibbs4097]

I want to hug Jerry! I literally started crying when he was talking about the dad wanting to play video games and chill. My partner was just like this guy with our daughter and still is to some degree. And unlike this mom I am a full time stay at home mom, get up every single time at night and do 99% of baby stuff day and night plus all the housework.

[@nergregga]

As a cat owner I get so annoyed when people say stuff like "litterboxes smell," or "cats destroy the house." They don't if, you take care of properly. Dogs are also destructive and smelly if people don't handle them properly, in fact all pets do if their humans don't take care of them.

[@audreylee7009]

Just a point about the last story- as an American living in the UK, 30k is the average salary here. I have a masters degree and only expect to earn 30-35k. Granted I’m not paying for a family of 4 but salaries are way different in the US and UK, because the cost of living is also quite different

[@emmalemay4129]

Canada is much different, I'm pretty sure our average salaries are around 60k. 30k a year where I live in Canada is poverty, or at least it's going to be with how everything is going :/

[@alusiamalinowska1016]

Yes, I was watching this thinking how Americans are very out of touch thinking £30,000 is a low wage job. In the UK supermarket and fast food workers are paid £18,000. I as a PhD student like Morgan was, I am paid an annual grant of £17,500. True we have free heath care but wages are just generally much lower here and there isn't this crazy consumerist culture like there is in the US. Nurses start on around £32,000 here. University graduates £21,000 to £24,000.

[@emmalemay4129]

@@alusiamalinowska1016 I don't think it's Americans being out of touch I think that's just how it is in that country. 30k in Canada is considered a poverty wage.

[@alusiamalinowska1016]

@@emmalemay4129 Just that they did not acknowledge that there are other places in the world outside of the US where 30,000 dollars is a good wage or at least one people can support a family on. They also said that a person realistically needs 100k to live on. If you earn that in the UK you are in the top 1%

[@emmalemay4129]

@@alusiamalinowska1016 I think they acknowledged they must not be from the United States (can't remember what they said to be fair). I don't think they meant to offend either way, you think first about what you're used to. They jumped to a conclusion for sure, but I immediately thought of wages in Canada that doesn't mean I've dismissed other countries.

[@hannahmarie6848]

This was an infuriating episode full of ridiculous men, but Morgan's Dad (I forget his name I'm so sorry) saying that he can make Justin disappear made it all ok! That was so hilarious!!!

[@katarzynakoniarska9569]

For the ex-wife story and expensive trip. I need to say that if the guy is from the UK £30k is not low pay. It is difficult if you have more people to feed and the cost of living depends on where you live. But health care is totally free for kids and they go to school full time at the age of 5. I agree with all points. I just wanted to add some extra info.

[@lissyplusrats8287]

Came to say this, no one working fast food in the UK is earning anything like £30k 😂

[@SuperMiahaha]

Yeah this isn’t a bad salary. I wish they’d research these things a bit more/google.

[@lissyplusrats8287]

@@SuperMiahaha looking at everything through the lens of the USA. Like we don't need health insurance here. My partner and I are both working professionals and bring home around 50k between us. It's a tad insulting to say that my wage isn't good enough or must mean I don't have a decent job.

[@SuperMiahaha]

@@lissyplusrats8287, I am 100% agreeing with you. I literally said it's not a bad salary and that I wish they researched these things more/weren't only thinking through a U.S. lens. When they said you need 100K to survive it was definitely insulting to a lot of people.

[@lissyplusrats8287]

@@SuperMiahaha I was agreeing with you too, just went off on a bit of a rant 😂 Their 100k to survive comment was really out of touch wasn't it?!

[@joyfulinhope1210]

Story 4: My sister was the same way about alcohol when she was pregnant. Her sense of smell was heightened SO MUCH and she couldn’t handle being in the same room with people drinking alcohol.

[@jessicamelchi5648]

I love that Jerry got fired up about the wedding. What a good dad. ❤️

[@tzuamourshihtzu9871]

I was so scared when I thought Justin agreed with the A hole cat story 😂 I was like JUSTIN WHAT NO !!!!!!! 😂

[@wioi]

Red flag

[@violet-tha-witch4621]

@@wioi I feel like he back peddled his story cuz he knew it sounded bad cuz he was agreeing with tha man

[@jennamartin-payne1653]

With the last story, the average salary in the UK is £28k (the starting wage for a teacher approximately) and we have the NHS so health wise they would be covered. But people are struggling to heat their homes and with everything really. The average family is struggling and we have so many relying on food banks.

[@SRainbowBear]

I just wanted to come and say this as well. In the uk shockingly 30k is above average wage. We do have lower costs overall than the US so it’s not as low as it seems. But to look after 3 kids and 2 adults on it, that’s a stretch

[@josiesmith1415]

But that's the average salary, if you check the median salary that's anywhere between 4-9k lower. So if the average is 28k the median is actually 24k if not lower

[@qwertyhimym]

This is about $34,000 when converted from pounds to dollars.

[@test-kf2zv]

Story 1: I agree that it's weird everyone left. If I were at a wedding and the bride and groom were dancing, and two guests (regardless of who) were taking things down, I wouldn't leave, I would be asking questions. What did OP's husband's family do? Were they fine with just leaving, without photos?

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Maybe the AH parents told them to leave? Said the party would continue somewhere else?? idk man

[@Romina711]

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[@Yeavemealone]

I love how heated Jerry got in this episode lol. When I was pregnant I used a scented cleaner & it immediately gave me a headache and I could smell it for DAYS after, it was really overwhelming. Smells, tastes, sensations can all be really heightened during pregnancy and the 4th trimester. So for the rest of my pregnancy me and my partner used in scented soap, detergent, cleaner etc. That guy is a huuuuge AH.

[@lindsaytindle3380]

I love watching Morgan’s Dad just admire this mature adult conversation between her and Justin. You can tell he truly feels like she picked right the way he watches Justin preach about taking care of the baby ❤🥺

[@iloveme4life]

The first story made me so sad like that's absolutely insane. So much money, time, and effort being thrown away. One thing I've learned and stood by as I grow up is FUCK keeping the peace when it comes to asshole/weird family members. It's never worth questioning yourself, backing down, and silencing yourself. I'm glad she's going to therapy and I hope she's able to stand firmly in herself and not doubt herself anymore and know for sure that her parents actions are not on her. Her parents behavior is separate from her life and her bubble, absolutely independent of what she does. I also hope she never lets ANYONE disrespect her like that again, fuck keeping the peace. Ugh shit like that makes my blood boil because when I hear stuff like this I just wish I could possess these poor peoples bodies and put the assholes in check the way they should've been in the first place. I wish her the best. Also love the poddy

[@stephanielee4480]

Story 4... something I didn't hear mentioned is how the sense of smell changes for a woman when they get pregnant. I'm not sure if it happens for every woman, but it is very common. We can smell the smallest little scent of something and respond as if it was a smell engulfing the entire room. I smelt everything when I was pregnant... everything. And so many scents caused these over the top reactions in my body, reactions that I couldn't control at all. I remember loving this cologne a friend wore that I had smelled a bunch of times before, but pregnant me smelled so many more parts of it. The reactions changed over the course of the pregnancy too. After my 1st trimester, the smell of bacon would make me instantly run to the bathroom. For 2 months this was the case until, like over night, I craved bacon. For the remainder of my pregnancy, I had bacon almost every morning and the scent just made me really happy. A pregnant woman's sense of smell is so different and honestly can make us feel a little crazy. I couldn't imagine if my husband wasn't supportive of what I was going through.

[@erinankomah7658]

In love with this podcast with my whole heart

[@thejato]

Just to say something about cats: we have one, and she was a stray. My fiance was the SAME as Justin. We have also lived in a house with 5 dogs. If you think dogs don't smell .... Oof. Wet dog smell is a thing. Cat litter, at least for ours, stopped smelling after she got spayed. Our neighbour has a cat and her litter smells only because she has tummy issues. Cats are terrible if they stay inside all day. If you can give them a garden, and a few trees to climb, honestly, they don't destroy ANYTHING. Our kitten is very active but we don't have one scratch anywhere, and we have expensive collectibles from all over the world. She knows what she can scratch and what she can't- you can teach them that.

[@wioi]

We have 3 cats who never go out and never have been and they are NOT terrible at all... So no cat's aren't terrible if they don't go out. And no cat's don't smell bad if you clean up after them every day

[@couchpotato1185]

With the third story the thing is they CANT rotate. She is already taking all the night shifts (and there seem to be reasons why she has to breastfeed), she is working the other days of the week either outside or inside the home. Rotating would mean to put even more work on her alone, it wouldn't be fair at all because he can sleep through the every time. While she doesn't get sleep good sleep at night and can't sleep in daytime.

[@CatarinaYankey]

Every kid deserves to have parents, but not every parent deserves to have kids.

[@abbieweston7604]

With the breastfeeding baby story- not every baby will take a bottle! I am up every 2-3 hrs with my 8 month old and do every night feed because (despite trying, and I mean repeatedly really trying) he will not take a bottle. And yea it is exhausting, the mum in the story may also have very little choice over it. Just wanted to mention that. Believe me, if I could handover a bottle and let my husband do some feeds I would jump at the chance, I mean I’d also kill for several hours uninterrupted sleep 😂

[@BruhGorl]

I haven’t had my baby yet but I plan to breastfeed and Emulait keeps popping up as bottle choices because they’re made to emulate breasts. Maybe look into them, I unfortunately can’t say they work but I’m going to give it a shot

[@abbieweston7604]

@@BruhGorl I highly recommend if you want baby to take both, to give both from the start and to keep doing that consistently

[@heezypeasy8611]

@abbieweston7604 Yes! It def helps reduce the chances of baby refusing bottles if you start out doing both!

[@KDawnn]

My son and my daughter both refused the bottle. My son is 4 and my daughter is 6 months. My kids both HATE the bottle and the shape and my breastmilk is high in lipase so it gives it a HORRIBLE taste after it’s been frozen. And I know I could scald the milk to prevent it but that’s a lot of work. My husband always helps where he can even though he isn’t capable of feeding her.

[@marissanicole5658]

I'm living for Jerry's aggression in this episode! ❤️

[@Alwaysinexplicablytired]

The parents in the first story infuriate me. I’ll never understand why some parents think it’s ok to rule over their child when they are grown.

[@sarahpooler2330]

Justin's view on cats mirrors my exact view on dogs. I love dogs. They're super cute and sweet. I just want to be able to give them back to their owners when we're done playing. Lol

[@Mamaof04]

Jerry’s passion for the stories is so heart warming! He really cares! I love this podcast! ❤

[@Just_Tricia]

My mother in law is a wedding coordinator and she would never have let that happen. I’m surprised this one didn’t step in, I feel like part of their job is putting out fires

[@tzuamourshihtzu9871]

I can not believe how much I laughed at this episode Jerry is hilarious telling Justin he can still make him disappear 😂

[@PenelopeAstony]

Justin: "I'm on your side, I'm just saying-." Dad: "You better be! I can still make you f*cking disappear!"

[@kyrieseilers7530]

I am a pet sitter and spend hours in my car everyday ! I found your podcast about two months ago and I've almost watched them all ! You guys are the only thing keeping me from falling asleep while driving ! Your podcast is the best !

[@klaythoring1326]

Do you do litter calls for pregnant women with husbands who can’t get their heads out of their asses? 😂

[@jorconway]

I just want to say when you are pregnant your sense of smell get enhanced so much. My husband has a really strong sniffer but when I was pregnant I could smell better than him and it was crazy that I could smell EVERYTHING!

[@ruannelamarine2488]

The dad whines about two hours when he gets so much rest compared to the stay at home mom who also works as well . Just feel happy it’s 2 hours and not 24 hours. She does so much for you and your baby that you can literally take a nap later in the day . #listentounderstand. Women try to communicate wants and needs and men don’t listen and then say we don’t say what we want . She’s screaming at you what she needs and you are ignoring her .

[@megnmortuary7981]

Morgan's dad really heals something in my heart. My father was not a good father, and really would only interact with me in ways to spite my momma. But the way he talks about driving baby Morgan around to find trains, and singing to her, and just being absolutely delighted to care for her and be her father is really uplifting, and gives ya hope.

[@zaraheart]

Love it when dad is there. Happy holidays you guys!! Hope you have an amazing holiday season.

[@spencerdaniel5103]

The tension between Justin and ur dad is insaneeeeeeee

[@ginbug7061]

Literally one of my fav podcasts I’ve discovered, found THT on TikTok and still watch weekly despite having deleted the clock app 😌

[@bamitscaitlinx]

My friend in highschool had cats all his life and in his last year of highschool, he was put in a coma. He got toxoplasmosis. He had to re-learn how to walk and speak again. The only pre-existing health condition he had was rosacea. Toxoplasmosis is in the air. Shovelling the poop, puts it airborne. He is so lazy he’s risking his wife AND his unborn child. You might think that is a dramatic comment but honestly it’s a very SEVERE illness. It can be deadly, especially to pregnant women who’s immune system is just haywire.

[@skittlesisbored]

morgan's face during both jerry's vomit gurgling comment and justin's pee story 🤣 love this show so much!

[@tanyastacy-haws993]

Hearing Morgan’s Dad talking about how important their bond is to him is so wholesome ❤️

[@SilverTongueScriptures]

Me watching Morgan, waiting for her to say something about the breastfeeding story while Dad was saying his piece: 👁️👁️ 💅 Morgan: coming thru and even giving us a little 🤜✋ and face like "I got this y'all"

[@TwoHotTakes]

hahaha this and the "ex wife is flaunting" story I was holding it in trying not to interrupt but I had some spicy tea

[@jennielee7864]

Omg when he said he loved how easy it was FOR HIM to have pumped milk. Brah, a woman sacrificed, suffered, and/or worked so hard to pump that milk.

[@moonsauce_5159]

First episode I’ve listened to with your dad as a guest. Im not surprised at all to hear how eloquent and empathetic Morgan’s dad is! The apple does not fall far from the tree.

[@useram4]

First can I just say I love this podcast!! 🥰 and for the first story.. I’m shocked at how so many ppl left without her knowing.. does everyone not say goodbye to the bride and groom before leaving?? I know I do..

[@Robin-ladybug]

I thought the same! So strange!

[@kaceyv4446]

This happened at my friend’s wedding. Venue shorted us an hour so we had to start cleaning up during the reception so everyone left while the party was still going. The last hour was just the bridal party. The bride was DEVASTATED

[@smores24435]

I really feel bad for the pregnant woman with the husband who won't stop drinking. I'm pregnant right now and sometimes just the thought of a certain food makes me sick. So it wouldn't fully be the placebo effect if the husband would have tried to see if she was "faking" it.

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

What types of food? When my mom was pregnant with me, she'd eat pastry all day haha

[@misstaylahmareexx9080]

That last one hit close to home. My mum and dad split when I was 3 and my mum has not remarried, has not had more kids and has, worked her ass off and is very successful now. My dad has remarried twice and had another 4 kids. From age 15 mum took us to Asia every year and then on a 6 week European holiday when I graduated, I was incredibly lucky. However it was very obvious that this made my dad and his wife jealous as they could not afford to do these things and comments would often be made. I wish he could have just been happy that I was lucky enough to experience such wonderful things.

[@ames218]

Fricken love Dad! He's such an awesome HUMAN. He was on fire this episode!

[@nextstop-everywhere]

In case anyone is curious, absinthe does not in fact make you see fairies. There is nothing magical about it, it's just higher in alcohol than other drinks 😂