Bad Impressions (Really Bad)

Thank you for your continued support everyone! We truly appreciate all of you!!! Today we try our best at impressions that we suck at!! Hope you all get some laughs and distraction from our inevitable demise!
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[@nickparsons3194]

Austin's snape was too legit

[@lumberzach7206]

Jareds impression of arnold Schwarzenegger sounded more like Sylvester Stallone after a stroke

[@soda1x]

exactly what i was thinking

[@damienairalay552]

Sylvester Stallone sounds like Sylvester Stallone after a stroke

[@dbdaylightsgames5747]

Haha yeah Austin’s was solid tho

[@Nathanthepleb]

Austin should impersonate the bully from ParaNorman. Oh wait...

[@isakgamling3355]

NMetal25 👍

[@Geha2101]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NativeSkeleton]

NMetal25 Well he has the looks for starters lol

[@shelby4940]

Tony is always in the background doing weird sexual things to himself. Thats why he's never on camera.

[@kp-williams5850]

I'd pay to see that

[@Skettybag]

TEcho SoulGrate WHO TOLD YOU ABOIT THAT.

[@t3hgir]

one man and a heated up pig's belly...

[@shelby4940]

Skettybag lol just watched the new video with the jizz on the face lol see I knew it.

[@aspookyknucklehead1309]

Shelby we all know that!

[@samljones]

Owen Wilson was spot on 😂

[@archange1717]

Wow

[@ZarMakoupisGeORge]

Where's the Ozzy Osborne impression?

[@some_shitposting_idiot3023]

George Zarmakoupis too overrated

[@stevenfabian297]

Mshsnsks sks sksbskzbsmsk SHAAAAAARRRRRROOOOON

[@plasticfork2187]

George Zarmakoupis anyone can do that. You just have to mumble and pretend not to have a clue about anything

[@NativeSkeleton]

George Zarmakoupis ROCK N' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!

[@lukaszboczar2441]

George Zarmakoupis id laugh if Austin jusy whipped out a bat

[@normafred2860]

Jared nailed that Markiplier one xD

[@kevinsundelin8639]

They were both bad wym

[@pidgeonoakbreast8703]

That intro has ALREADY made my morning. YAS DickeyDines Daddies!

[@Cronenbergia12]

is it just me or does their mike tyson impression sound like adam sandler in the waterboy?

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Sometimes when I'm having a conversation with someone I'll just randomly start talking like Christopher Walken...why? Because Christopher Walken!

[@GlazzHalfFool]

Joseph Blumenberg It would be funnier if you start talking to a random person as if he was Christopher Walken, and see if a person start talking like him...... Probably will take a while, take a raincoat....

[@poserdisposer6460]

Joseph Blumenberg I do that but with The Godfather voice

[@tokemjuju8250]

You nailed the bad part of the bad impressions lol

[@firehousegaming5408]

7:56 If the Waterboy was about War ROBOTS!

[@c.e.f4916]

I once saw a rock pretending to be a tree. Hard impression, but I thought he had it down pretty solid. The rock nailed the barking part of the impression though.

[@blackphillip8486]

Mike Tyson had me dying, lol. You pieth of thit!

[@lucy9500]

Mike Tyson impersonation makes them sound like Cartman 😂😂😂

[@fstktoaoz5101]

Jared's squidward laugh. Fucking spot on 😂😂. 10:44

[@AllenHarrison]

yall should impressionate each other lol

[@NativeSkeleton]

Allen Harrison I'm waiting for that to happen lol.

[@chazao3117]

I have arrived quite promptly.

[@ZK-56]

"I'm trying to picture his voice"

[@thine.]

9:43 *"AHAHAHAHA"* 10:45 jesus that laugh 😂😂😂

[@vapid_dylan]

that Arnold impression had me dying.

[@davidparry1973]

Unrelated topic: You guys have a lot of fun with that joker that screwed you around with that Chinese 17 string or whatever. I found some youtube videos of him jamming. He's not good......

[@jaketyler1890]

David Parry link the videos please I would love to see them

[@davidparry1973]

You can find a treasure trove on his page Nick Olson. The videos are six years old so he may be better or gave up. Hit him up for some great deals!!!!!!!! lol

[@georgey4151]

That mcr shirt though

[@trentonfowler4169]

4:09 got me.... Dickey wins my vote 🤣

[@Meescha]

their Donald Trump impression sounded like Stewie

[@ste5441]

MAKE DICKEYDINES MERCH

[@ldekker97]

I was so confused by the plankton one, I thought you guys were way off and that his voice was a lot higher but then I realised I watched the Dutch dub growing up and that's why they were different whoops

[@Lindeofzo]

same!

[@RedEyesTops]

I feel like "really bad" is an understatement

[@jeffd.3883]

This is now my favorite one. I'm not sure if you guys are hanging out or social distancing or what, but you should do another one of these for 2020... You can even do it from two different rooms

[@xXRULESalIXx]

Jared sounds more like Bane than Plankton but he did better than I ever could

[@briankaiser8704]

When Austin does plankton he sounds like the chocolate rain guy 😂

[@chazao3117]

Pretty sure Kermit was Ray Romano

[@Abasedbymygrief]

Austin's Markiplier impression was perfect 😂

[@rockergirl6002]

9:41 cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@malibo1997]

Old video but to this day it's still funny🤣🤣Austin nailed it with the Snape impression and Jared nailed it with the squidward impression 😂

[@jordanf4251]

this was a lot more entertaining than I thought it was going to be lol good job guys

[@Bursti_]

Snape had me dying xD Just adding the "Mr. Potter" to the end of the line set me of into laughter

[@notmyrrodrick4387]

im crying please do more of this

[@mangocorpse8433]

This video should just be called "Austin and Jared doing weird noises with their mouths"

[@christianschmitz732]

“Put dat cookie down, naoo!!!“

[@michaeltozzi3112]

All 7 Death albums are the best albums in the universe.

[@gutturalbanshee72]

Austin does a dead on Owen Wilson impression😂😂

[@cUrLY_hEaDeD_fUcK]

7:20 Sounds like Watto from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lobotomizedgoldfish4291]

Ms. Fire... Doubtfire... Yes my dear.

[@brandonleestrain]

austin does a PERFECT plankton! i was rolling lol

[@Averag3Jo3]

I have been waiting for this for so long... and it was so worth it!

[@cjbulch6773]

Austin's plankton was spot on even the scream 🤯😂😂

[@alexbarnes9280]

Oh my f*cking god, the squidward impression was stupidly good, funny as f*ck 😂😂😂

[@brentomeara8557]

Austins Plankton scream was perfect!

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

2:38 I swear, that looked and sounded like as if Dickey was farttalking xD (farting and talking at the same time)

[@xx7secondsxx]

With the timing of the ad!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Plankton saying..." play league of legends today! HawHawHaw that was too funny

[@TheShawnRaven]

Ah, the memories from your first video are coming back to me. :D

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

10:05 Why are You guys so good at *THAT* impression.

[@Aliiii831]

The reference to Jack! hahahah and LWYIAY or whatever the bootleg is ;)

[@metalxmamaxmakes4173]

Yo, Austrian Death Machine. Best Arnold Schwarzenegger ever.

[@Woocaz]

4:20 Stop! Let the meme rest in peace.

[@michaelkingantecomedia3134]

Ugandan knuckles is the greatest meme of all time

[@thevanessarosette]

It was legit when Dickey said “KRAABS.”

[@TwiggyNameless]

Damn Dickey, you're killing me!!!

[@kristinrogosz9174]

Ive waited so long for this, ever since bad impressions reading green eggs and ham 😂 my fav was yoda impersonating kermit the frog

[@haloebluwolf5557]

Squidward impression spot on lol love u guys keep up the good work

[@eld208]

The goddamn Owen Wilson 🤣

[@einarrjamesson9643]

It’s Arnie not Sylvester Stallone

[@lidlid7815]

You guys were right, these were pretty bad. Hilarious video though.😅👌🤘

[@joedirtshd8594]

Dude I'm laughing so hard I'm crying in class y'all make my morning and days so much better

[@andrewclark9704]

“You’re a sponge you’re square, you’re round” -Austin Dickey 2018

[@rebeccaweems3921]

Austin’s plankton one was SOOO GOOD

[@peepdream.s3940]

0:09 cattle decap soundin ass

[@KealyH]

Non stop laughter from this video, bloody hilarious 😂

[@Ice-ls9jz]

10:44 XD OMG

[@philipjfrys]

oh my god this shit had me ROLLING

[@ZachRChannel]

Haha Jared and Austin sounding more like the sweedish chef than Kermit

[@moontaeilspersonalyn7008]

7:12 has me crying

[@Ikeaman777]

Dickey your markup.ier voice wsss fucking spot on

[@leah7397]

We need another one of these videos.

[@ThatBoyFromReseda]

Your Stewie impression reminded me of the comic book guy from the simpsons

[@aw2832]

The best way to get a good Stewie impression is just say “Oh, Brian and it will come naturally”

[@destroyerclashgaming-clash1573]

Dines sounds like Hellbent when he did the markiplier "we are gonna build a wall " voice .

[@vincentburda375]

Diners Dicky And Dines

[@pokemonpreadythepokemonmaniac]

9:30 Beavis Dickey & Butthead Dines, right there. 👌😂👌

[@billyisbored]

You two have way too much fun together.

[@TheRidan141]

The Plankton one was definitely the best one 😂😂😂

[@fanofmanythings7717]

Spot on snape impression boys

[@pinecone3519]

Jared's Mike Tyson is mint

[@dr.akshatgange5883]

Impression of yoda doing an impression of kermit😂😂😂

[@spiritboxxx]

I don't think I've ever been more in love😂😂😂

[@Geha2101]

Squidward and Plankton were my favorites 😂👌🏼

[@nathandrums0]

I feel like all there is to an Owen Wilson impression is talking through your throat and when saying "wow" you say WI-OW" instead lol

[@timschwarze1739]

Jareds final Arnold impression sounded exactly like the junkyard flying blue dude from the Star Wars prequels!

[@thehunter7422]

I love how deep Austins voice gets his mouth gets smaller lol.

[@ahump-streams]

Jared’s plankton turned into bane haha

[@Yourbeautiful666]

Alan Rickman impression - .... Get it? Silence...cus he’s dead now. Robin Williams impression - ... Get it? Cus he’s also dead.

[@zacharybarnett4910]

Swear to god, they sounded like Cartman during the Mike Tyson

[@lex_C_88]

"I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle" - The Terminator

[@NunnanAgda]

Wooow it's beyond me how bad you were at impressions, thought you overstated it in the title.

[@jaynsfe8431]

Funny video! R.I.P Robin Williams R.I.P Alan Rickman

[@aaronsearle5809]

YES! from the original content from the very start! the best!

[@Chatman666]

Best episode i`ve seen in a while. 100/10. P.S.: Snape sounded preety good. I can see that.

[@kerosene6680]

7:41 sounds more like bobby bousche from waterboy

[@danid.8277]

You should do a whole video with the Mike Tyson accent. It´s hilarious...

[@dwightschrute4322]

dickeydine(ners) haha good one

[@shaggyrogers637]

Dwight Schrute bears beets battlestar galactica

[@dwightschrute4322]

Veteran Ahole hello good sir would like to buy some paper lol