What Are Your Hidden Talents??

[@asameaalamay]

Jared's talent is actually to say "thats funny" with the least enthusiasm ever lmao

[@GuyNamedSean]

awesomealame - The worst thing is that I heard the “that’s funny” in a horribly un-enthusiastic way before I even finished reading this comment.

[@philipp6647]

right when i read this comment he said that haha

[@claytonbarnhill724]

Ha that’s funny

[@joshifan29]

"REEEEIIIGHT"

[@flatfacepuggo1779]

"can lick my nose from the inside" *me at work trying to do it making Dickey's face* everyone in the office : "that's why you have the desk in the back"

[@Cuestar]

This channel has gotten so much tighter as time has passed. You guys are super hilarious.

[@Evan-cw7vi]

Woah did not expect to find you here, huge fan

[@notthegratest4560]

Hey Cue

[@Loxu69]

“I have a pretty good judge of character” - Jared Dines the man who didn’t get the 17 string guitar

[@GuyNamedSean]

Loxu - That’s all I was thinking about when he said that.

[@tootsownhorn5874]

He only wrote with the guy....as far as I know If not then I guess that's the 2% where hese wrong

[@GoodCarpet]

98% of the time he's always right though

[@claytonbarnhill724]

😂

[@claytonbarnhill724]

He did say if he meets them first though. But still that shit’s funny.

[@shelby4940]

I love how Austin always laughs at the names.

[@evilemuempire9550]

I mean, his last name is Dicky, so I can’t say I blame him

[@MetalDisciple97]

Is promoting War Robots without getting paid for it a talent?

[@sven966]

Randy K. Legend

[@vishnuamrith987]

Randy K. What is with the war robots? I don't know what it is

[@hatredcadaver5148]

Randy K. Omg😂😂😂

[@TMK001]

Randy K. Best goddam talent I’ve heard of in my life

[@candle_eatist]

* audible noises *

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Ay am a door... CREAK Austin Dickey 2018

[@metallife6667]

Normal people: Crowd killing Jared Dines: "martial arts"

[@liamdavis3558]

1:47 "nobody has a normal name" yeah coming from the guy whos name is the present-active tense of having a fancy dinner

[@therestingmitchface6241]

I love Austin's commentary. I want him to commentate a sport (game) he doesn't like, I feel like that would be hilarious

[@CAPonthat]

I’ve never thought about weighing myself before and after shitting. I’ve been shitting directly onto my scale this entire time.

[@XenoTravis]

I actually lold.... noice

[@hadynmilton5542]

Caleb Pierce arguably more effective.

[@benni3566]

Guy: I can turn any conversation into an argument. Me: No you can’t. Guy: Yes I can! Me: ...holy shit.

[@chuckfatherofrock3480]

I once performed a C Section blindfolded. I lost both the mother and the baby, but I did it.

[@iamdeath5297]

Lmao

[@sadisticxdemon117]

Wouldn't the goal be to keep them alive? Hence the "talent"😂😂

[@nobody4692]

"I'm a door... CREAK!"

[@lc5483]

Well it's confirmed, Dickey's got Ultra Instinct... Goku better watch out

[@gagewartenbe6690]

"It's always like McCluvagluegoo or like Jakowieschaschnuku" 😂😂😂 fucking killed me

[@jreynolds0505]

My hidden talent is being really depressed but hiding it behind really funny jokes or sad jokes that I laugh at but a really the truth.

[@raywarrington8958]

The Jovianian same

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

The Jovianian Isn't that most people

[@theheadbanger6685]

Same

[@punkrockmartian]

austin dickey has a secret account ?

[@chazallen123]

The Jovianian one time at a party I just showed up at with a buddy there were two groups. Me and my buddy and the three girls who's house we were at, I said "sorry were awkward, he's an engineer and I'm sad" and everyone laughed and started talking so I feel you

[@lucasbrucas9632]

I had about a 4.5 pound poo once. I went to band camp and it was miserable and stressful so I didn't focus on hygiene and bathrooms so I didn't crap for about a week. Once home I used laxatives but it was the muscle kind, not the softening kind and was laying in the bathroom, so constipated the laxatives didn't work and my stomach was cramping (from the laxatives) without the release of poop. I have Crohns too which is a stomach inflammation disease so it was even worse. I have a very high pain tolerance and that night I experienced about a 9/10 pain. Note to self: poop

[@dreck250]

Damn man i have crohns as well that must have been hell

[@guitarguy49]

3:48 my mom does that with guitars, we just walked into guitar center she looked at the most simple and boring guitar- strait black 6 string epiphone- and said this looks cool why don’t you get a guitar like this, and when we walked over to the guitar section she looked at me and asked if they were basses

[@swinaecologist9610]

Idk bruh sounds like your mom has good taste in guitars

[@AmethystRebellion]

Austin's face is gonna be a new scream technique

[@TrevorandRana]

It's really hard to watch these guys in class and not laugh

[@mackenzieackley8049]

My grandma has a hidden ability to get lost in any store. Rite aid? Lost aid. Walmart? Lostmart.

[@itznotdr3w733]

10:39 Maybe his nose is as long as the Judas Priest drummers from try not to head bang a Jared Dines channel

[@waymuu]

I'm the audio bootleg guy. I just have a tiny mic (zoom h4n) that I sneak in a bag and then I just sit in a spot and hit record. It rocks!?????

[@brandonbarnes9048]

I'm really smart, I managed to get 0% on a maths test, and that's my best subject.

[@vitunpelle602]

Im pretty sure that makes you not smart

[@barbarannop1799]

@@vitunpelle602 oh really??

[@TheOriginalJohnDoe]

18:15 You can already see that Jared has a sneeze upcoming ;)

[@thestrat699]

I’m amazing at accents, but my stutter gets in the way. I’m also super lucky and can argue like never before.

[@MetallicaVsMaggot]

jareds talent is to have to have an abnormal interest in sexual topics/ matters , and ask the importand questions in this context xD

[@thedisabledviking]

10:38 Chris Fehn is that you?

[@mrpasqwal3901]

How dare you make fun of Chris Fehn, one of the most badass members besides Mick and Corey.

[@elijahfranksson775]

Moose Man fuck off pussy it was a joke

[@wyattroberts5774]

Probably was wearing the mask🤣

[@rhdrbob]

@@mrpasqwal3901 cringe

[@yearnpill]

I actually have a world record. I clapped 350 times in 30 seconds whilst standing on one leg. I'm not kidding, it's on RecordSetter.

[@RyanConnell5150]

Guinness World record its not RecordSetter

[@ashleymorgan5946]

lol but why? did you just want to beat a record & that was what came to mind? XD

[@claytonbarnhill724]

Gonna need your name and credit card info to verify that. 😂

[@oolllliieeee3849]

My hidden talent Is being sponsored by war robots

[@reggiepollock4669]

20:20 just two metal dudes complimenting eachother

[@redmuun519]

Lucy Snider I’m a metal dude about to compliment you, you’re cute

[@randoprior4130]

@@redmuun519 I'm a mental dude about to compliment you. I need your skin.

[@juhis6202]

23min video and i didnt get bored for a second. Great job, i'll sub 👏👏

[@xenounde0]

4:12 I can't so the three leave clover tongue fold, but I know the nose thing he's talking about. I can stick my tongue in my scinocis and feel my nostrils but it's EXTREAMLY uncomfortable.

[@katiew326]

Thanks for featuring me! I'm the gleeking girl 😂

[@alexsylling1449]

I can do the knuckle thing Jared was talking about at 21:55. I can do it multiple times and even after I pop the rest of the joints in my hands. I've been able to do it since I was about 12.

[@ArjunBalgovind]

Jared Dines is a good judge of character? Looks like he forgot about his 17 string already XD

[@brentkirkland3597]

He did say 98% of the time....

[@gregellis6020]

Jokes on you I’ve lost 7 pounds in one shit

[@noahtaube3385]

Subscribers are still going up quickly, keep it up!!

[@tannerrichardson9596]

Drumming with my eyes closed

[@bigtinn7591]

I am not sure that's the most impressive but pretty cool

[@bigtinn7591]

You just learn to do that with experience

[@tannerrichardson9596]

Bigtinn yeah ig

[@bigtinn7591]

:)

[@wmgreen00]

Tanner Richardson Same

[@Nathanthepleb]

My mayonnaise joke wasn't used... 0/10 Not worthy of War Robots.

[@victoriaodegaard1]

NMetal25 and yet it’s in the thumbnail

[@rossmccartney8536]

4:32 had me in stitches 😂😂

[@gavinbee7875]

4:34 hey it’s breaking Benjamin

[@Sp4rks]

love these daily uploads! this channel is gonna blow up even more

[@blazegulizack]

I can mimic Jared’s laugh perfectly

[@IshidaNikurasu]

Pissing people off with just being honest about what i feel/think.

[@SilentSn3aky]

I’m only here for the signature Dines laugh @4:33

[@METALHEAD-fh8qc]

4:37 Austin just mocking Jared! LMAO!

[@ashleyTV155]

You have no fucking idea how many times I replayed Austins face at 4:34. Oh my worddd, I couldn't breath with how hard I was laughing xD

[@helloimme9074]

4:34 I seriously don't know why, but I love his laugh🤣

[@johnochristie9190]

20:25 You two should do the Writing a Song in an Hour challenge.. jump on the hype train

[@johnochristie9190]

Plis

[@joesgotastankbootybiden4052]

I can do it 4 times in a row, you can last longer with each time. I guess it’s my determination to be the best at everything

[@chookypatootie]

I miss the videos where u guys would compete w each other like truth or dare!

[@DaneGerAhead27]

I'm revisiting old DickeyDines episides, and them switching sides is fucking with my brain

[@imnotmexican3382]

I can get a war robots sponsorship

[@zepperfox7669]

ImNot Mexican 😂 lol nice joke

[@aslanobrien7618]

Legend

[@nolandailey3362]

That doesnt take talent

[@simonahrncirova3741]

Can you just make a video pronouncing people's names?

[@MrTheBigM]

Simona Hrnčířová tohle!

[@adamcummings20]

It's gonna take a whole video to master pronouncing your name

[@alyusdickey9561]

Adam lmfao right

[@sven966]

Simona Hrnčířová I would like them to pronounce yours ;)

[@FrodoMaster1996]

Chudák Vojta Pačesný. Jeho jméno bylo zmasakrováno. 😁😂

[@alsoadsepultura8054]

hey yo jared what was that gunshot sneeze man,I literally died

[@leecrawford6560]

This is one my favorite THE DICKEY/DINES SHOW EPISODE😲😂😂

[@clumsy6652]

How to start a argument with a normie at school say pop music is shit

[@roninwithers821]

That reflections hoodie is sick

[@ckvfamily]

Haha, I’m from Maine and a lot of people have the last name McLeod, and the funny thing is that you actually pronounced it right the first time! Pronounced as MickLoud! Nice vid guys

[@ВикторТарасов-ц5щ]

you bois are the best, your vids cure my depression for real

[@amaridorsey8783]

22:24 there's a certain algorithm to finishing a Rubik's cube with one side done already. I don't remember it exactly, but it's about 10 moves long

[@brandenstapleton9641]

this upload schedule is spoiling us

[@tomekgnr321]

Little help to Jared reading these names: č and ć are pronounced like 'ch' in english.

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

Austin, that face was fucking priceless! 😂😂

[@zac8084]

“There’s a lot of noises” yes there are Austin😂

[@stella.mp3]

My talent is causing power cuts in the house. The lights go out and everyone shouts my name :'D

[@benbasoco7436]

I'm un-naturally good at making my brother and my friend cringe really bad which later on turns into really weird inside jokes.

[@RedEyesTops]

I can do a couple of sounds and one or two impersonations, I'm also a fairly good judge of character but that's about it. I dunno if a good memory counts, but I've got that going for me.

[@mechwarrior5727]

7:25 thats actually pretty easy for me, both the over the head and around the face methods

[@YasashiKakutasu]

My dad and I both have the same "tell me all the secrets even when I don't want to know" thing. We call it the neon 'I Need A Friend' sign lol

[@cloroxmodz1864]

“Imma need video evidence” lmao

[@brodierichards2154]

GIF that sneeze at 18:19

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

my dad used to do the water drip sound in the science labs and hed make it sound like it was coming from other areas in the room so, yeah teacher would be going around checking the lab benches faucets, checking the gas nossels and such when hed alternate between water drip and air hiss sounds

[@sandraaiden8587]

13:40 remember the Story when Jared gave a fan his number by accident… so much for the good judge of character haha

[@lucy9500]

“I forgot I had eaten food” dudeeee 😂😂

[@talenetetetetemoo-chononon3836]

yes'nt...Thanks for putting my name in the title. I STAN!!! ;)

[@salgado860365]

I can move the muscles in my thighs, arms and chest individually. Like a Terry Crew type thing.

[@mrpasqwal3901]

My hidden talent is to listen to death-core and NOT head bang unless I want to. A night in Texas and Suicide Silence I lose it.

[@wingwang8942]

Imagine hearing someone talking shit about you and than just turning your back like a fucking owl, “YOU TALKIN’ SHIT!?!”

[@megacrispy2553]

That hoodie looks mad comfortable it’s kind of distracting

[@Sol-nf3mw]

Austin where you get that hoodie.

[@locopoco00485]

Fucking love you guys just a quick question are you guys going forward on the idea of reacting to your subscribers bands ?

[@thatdudebeaux906]

Going off the judge of character thing, I can tell who someone is to the T just by meeting them once. I’ve only been wrong one time and that was my mother because I was blinded by a child’s love for his mother.

[@scream1421]

What is that jacket Austin is wearing? I absolutely love it

[@zdesigns2802]

13:33 the spine thing would also get an easy million views if he made a prank video freaking people out doing that. Like some exorcist shit.

[@rachelineustadter424]

I can put my hand around my head and touch my ear too(it looks like I'm hanging myself and I can do it with either hand) I also have a rlly flexible back so I can hold my heels while in a bridge/backbend and I can do a backbend with no hands. also the cracking knuckles by closing ur hand brings back good memories of childhood and family trips cause my dad can do that and he would for some reason do it a lot when we were about to be going on a trip.

[@nathaniellee9814]

Favorite video by far!

[@erols8083]

The thing with reaching around your head and touching your ear., I can do that and even come around enough to reach the ear on the original side. Also reach my arm behind my head at a 90 degree angle to the ground. I have double jointed shoulders. And the look around 180 degrees thing too.

[@bugatti_cuda5959]

ill wear it proudly that my favorite youtubers lived at least at one point where i do now. thats metal

[@sportcompactdc5]

I can also figure out fairly hard songs on guitar or bass by ear (example: red barchetta by rush)

[@dutchvanderlinde8099]

I almost always turn conversations into arguments on accident.

[@rayrudz27]

10:40 Chris Fehn was shy and asked that guy to post it for him.

[@Mewdels]

I am really good at being random. I mean really jazzcore. I'm a goose. Also, fun fact. Kite flying is not called 'Kiting'. It's most commonly known as "Drag Sailing". Because if sail width × overall line length overcomes your body mass, then my friend - you are on America's Funniest Home Videos... going somewhere fast and high.

[@tristenandrew2265]

I had a question how do you guys mic up I want to do similar videos like this with my friend (who's name is Austin 😂😂) but I was curious how your mic set up 🎤🎼🎸

[@vasilyandryushkin3456]

My hidden talent is being able to steal memes within seconds

[@musicmnw1982]

I died at "Payday; THAT BIG".

[@jessicaloyd4195]

"That's still your fuckin mouth juice man!" Lmao

[@SirSblop]

I'm still not convinced anyone can listen to a song in their head the way I can.