What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

[@benhostetter4775]

He sang Sweet Child of Mine in the talent show but forgot the words and ran off stage crying? He wins. Ultimate talent. Perfect Axl Rose impression.

[@gerscars1432]

Since he didnt fight someone in the audience its not exactly a perfect impression🤣

[@NipplWizard]

He didnt pick a fight with a blonde emo musician

[@Taylor-pz7cj]

My most embarrassing moment was about a minute ago when my headphones didn't connect to my laptop and that intro played full blast... I'm sitting in class.

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

Hamborger

[@shahidullah5983]

Taylor Hoornaert hamborger

[@big_titan_ofleft_house8377]

@@shahidullah5983 Taylor hamborger

[@poopityscoopscoopitywhoopl6159]

Oh my jeezus. Does anyone in ur class like these dudes eh

[@rotting.remains]

Hamborger

[@kylevaughan4939]

I owned it. I looked him dead in the eyes

[@sven966]

Kyle Vaughan o shit is u swinger ;')

[@ZombixMix]

Wait... Which one was your story?

[@eliotduerr4835]

Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnn

[@liamjorgensen8746]

You legend

[@Nathanthepleb]

A true American hero

[@friesenfreund89]

Making eyecontact with dad while pee pee is in a bowl of cereal. DAD:"You are in cereal trouble, boi"

[@thedisabledviking]

#dadjoke

[@quanahriddle3065]

I guess you could say he's a cereal rapist.

[@poopityscoopscoopitywhoopl6159]

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[@MetalDisciple97]

My most embarrassing moment: Finding out my War Robots jokes aren't funny anymore

[@kaismith7004]

Randy K. I love them

[@MetalDisciple97]

Kai Smith me too, that's why I won't stop

[@owenbrown5700]

Never disrespect war robots again

[@zineyboi5021]

Randy Kkk

[@cracyzero777rat]

And there it is :D

[@auszarchaos0239]

14:32 My mom walked in when you said that, didn't say a word and left my room, thanks Jared

[@dudydude3287]

AuszarChaos023 ouch. that fucking sucks

[@scottshepke669]

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[@kati-mari5368]

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[@Hazmatchris13]

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I started day dreaming in health class and started thinking about something from the Three Stooges and started laughing uncontrollably. When I finally stopped everyone started staring at me like a psychopath...

[@themetalfan3887]

Hazmat Chris Damn, dude. Well, try to stop daydreaming for a while.

[@giirthquakee]

Follow up to the blessing story. Mom was pissed and aunt + fam were disgusted. Afterwards I introduced her to everyone for the first time so there's that

[@donivenweinkauf3508]

Karlo Pena hey you got the quick recovery though my guy

[@bobsbrain_]

You guys need a Subreddit.

[@codykennedy3556]

Philip M. Yusss, way more efficient than facebook

[@hshddhdgghghhhhgdhd]

Yes

[@MichaelD8393]

As someone who ALWAYS misses the DickeyDines Facebook posts, I second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth that suggestion.

[@magmarok8209]

What’s a subreddit?

[@ginogrier452]

@@magmarok8209 a community on the website reddit

[@ethanjordan6259]

16:56 Holy shit that’s my freshman year college roommate!!!!! not even joking it’s his face in the thumbnail and I know he watches this channel because he introduced me to it!

[@lilithursin4844]

That's really cool!

[@skalorria1275]

Lilith Ursin agreed

[@ThatXboxAddict]

My most embarrassing moment that I haven't repressed was on my 21st birthday. I was with family and friends, including my crush, and my dad decided to make a speech. He started with my earlier life, and brought up the time he got a call from my school saying that I had shown my pecker to some girls on the playground and that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." The worst part was that this was 1000% premeditated. He had composed and printed out this speech beforehand with the intent of reading this in front of my friends, family, and even my grandparents. He even said at the end something like, "I don't think I've embarrassed you for quite some time." I love my dad, the absolute unit.

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

I got caught watching hentai when I was 11 Tried to convince mom that it was a pop up add, failed.

[@Name-sv8bo]

Oof

[@shoople]

oof

[@zionimoore7253]

69 likes

[@oldchannelawfultakes.holyf7445]

Ngl, that happened to me too. My dad walked in on me reading some hentai manga, on my laptop, when I was 12. I tried to convince him the same thing. He didn't buy it. I was scott-free anyway, but it was still a hella awkward encounter. lolol

[@satan1189]

Jared, austin...theres something i need to tell you. A cool life hack. Turn your hat 180° and you can block out sun.

[@JFrohlichMusic]

Satan damn

[@Frikole]

They're inside

[@satan1189]

munkman jr but then why wear hats

[@cheekyllama799]

thank you satan. very cool

[@fencingisb]

game breaking discovery

[@LogiBear59]

I crapped my pants on the way to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. My dad was pretty pissed. I’ve also been pantsed by the ocean. Twice. On the same day.

[@nasty-1200]

#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand

[@Terra654]

#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand

[@JacosJuvenile]

#getdickeydinestodisneyland

[@Awalker751]

#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand

[@deamon506]

This brought me quite a bit of laughter

[@danielgalbusera944]

Caleb Mathis This video was a weird experience for me I, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have a bit of liquid in my pleuric sack, which impedes my lung from expanding properly, which causes it to hurt So the whole time I had been laughing to tears while being in severe pain and it was a weird mix of emotions and feelings

[@darrell1924]

Didn’t need to hear your life story buddy.

[@tristan702]

4:57 I think Stacy’s Mom does have it going on. “You missed a spot over there”

[@DxtEppieDoe]

I was on my way to my college. I had an apple and an energy drink for breakfast. This proved to be a horrible idea. I had to take the metro for about 20 minutes. It was the most crowded I had ever seen the metro. I had to burp so bad and knew it would have been a really loud burp. I decided to hold this burp back the whole time though. Unfortunately my stomach started making a lot of noise. I didn't know this at first, because I was listening to loud music. I noticed everyone in the metro was looking at me. I lowered my volume and noticed how much sound I was making. I had to stay on the metro for another 10 minutes while my body still made a lot of sound. People became concerned and thought something was wrong with me. I felt horrible afterwards

[@seanr4745]

In 7th grade, my phone fell out of my pocket during a statewide standardized test. We were supposed to put our phones in bins but I somehow never knew so when it clattered on the floor my teacher called me out in front of my whole class. Then he called the principal up and she forced me to walk down with her and I could hear the class talking about me. I ended up in an in school suspension where I stayed in the office for the rest of the day. Then during lunch, I was forced to be escorted to the cafeteria by the vice principal and about half of my grade saw me with him. As I was getting my food my face got so red and I just wanted to be invisible during all that lol

[@citizenerased174]

Sean R That wouldn't have bothered me that much. Fuck em. If anything it shows your a rebel

[@grimlockthe1823]

That's pretty harsh for something so small

[@deathking4119]

Well you shouldve put your phone in the bin. Lol. I dont think its that harsh because for all they know you couldve been cheating or something.

[@dudydude3287]

deathking 4119 Maybe if they did their digging, they would find he didn't

[@jerrys2753]

When my sister was first showing me your videos our mom walked in and asked what we were watching and told me to play it and I looked at my sister and said ummmm. I played it luckily there wasn't anything bad in those 30 seconds

[@JohnnyG0727]

Austin looks like Soos from gravity falls

[@Seth-hc2bj]

I see it

[@daniels1293]

i always thought he looked like drowzee from pokemon

[@phatho8613]

60 Second Covers I thought I was only one who thought that

[@RGcrasyRG]

Or Mikey from Recess?

[@FeralMarauder]

He also looks like the frontman for For the Likes of You. I saw them in Sacramento and played Mario Kart with them at the bar. The resemblance is striking.

[@Xtina_9]

When you leave a Dickey Dines Show video to watch a new Dickey Dines show video 😱😂 yay for notifications

[@crimsoncrowley6285]

When Jared said “I bless this lampshade” I was drinking water and I choked so hard oh my god

[@randomcouchpotato]

The only time I've been wasted around my parents I began explaining what a gravity bong is and how it works. I've never smoked weed. My parents don't believe that.

[@evilflamingmonkey]

I would've sang the "where do we go now?" part if i forgot the words of sweet child of mine

[@tammywestin2854]

My most embarrassing moment was, I was in second grade and I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and let one rip and I walked out with EVERYONE staring right at me... I was scarred

[@shadowknight9221]

Tammy Westin oh my god I’m so sorry man😂

[@AOV-rv3ov]

I thought you were gonna say you accidentally went into the girls bathroom.... I’d know.

[@alchemyrecords657]

20:05 *WASSUP BABY BROTHER WHAS HAPPENIN HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*

[@rickhamer9892]

It burned like that of a thousand suns 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bboultonmelodies7871]

One day, I will make it into a Dickey Dines video. My life isn’t that interesting though and I’m not too rebellious, but I will find a way.

[@KlumSyTurtl3]

BBoultonMelodies I support.

[@thevanessarosette]

BBoultonMelodies same lol

[@aidan8101]

Just noticed the Mestis and Chon stickers on Austin’s laptop. Huge respect to the mathcore bois

[@marwintalens7066]

My most embarrassing moment: Telling something in my class that was something important to me, they all laughed at me and I went crying, now, a year after everyone in school talks about it

[@greggore_doc]

Thank you guys so much for making me laugh, whenever I get humiliated by parents and start crying my eyes out I turn on your videos because you guys bring me so much laughter and happiness

[@ezequielibarlucia9403]

'Stinky Motherfuckers' best sentence 2018

[@randyesyelnat4957]

My most embarrassing moment is currently being alive

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

It only takes one bullet.

[@sappna5834]

Same

[@bdaarmy9736]

Relatable

[@skullthrash8353]

Im really sick and i dont feel good but when i watch this i feel better you are the best when i put a video on with you in it my dog comes running up and watches it with me

[@M1legion]

My favorite part of the day. New DickeyDines video.

[@Rob-d5f]

The puking in sink story at 14:50 reminds me of when my sister had her classmates over for a party because they passed their exams. One of her friends approached me, looking super confused and drunk. I asked him if he was alright. He told me that he just puked in the sink and I was like ''okay?''. The problem was the the vomit didnt go down the drain because he had somehow ''locked'' it (its locked by pushing down on the round thingy covering the drain). I then told him that he had locked it and that he had to reach into the vomit and push the thingy to unlock the drain. I followed him back to the bathroom to make sure that he did it correctly and didnt smear puke all over our other stuff and I saw that he had really puked a lot. The sink was almost full. I watched him slowly submerge his hand and like half of his forearm into his own vomit. He was really embarassed and kept apologizing for the next hour or so.

[@TopFloorEricc]

A couple weeks ago I got super drunk and took a giant hit off a gravity bong. Within 10 minutes I was in another universe and having a full blown panic attack. I left the party in my living room to go to my bedroom where I called my Mommy to talk me through it. Very traumatizing and highly embarassing.

[@mattnorris4891]

The dude needing to milk his Weiner, reminds me of my brother in law!🤣 He was chopping Jalapeno peppers, no gloves btw. Hade to take a piss... Needless to say, he yelled from the guest bathroom for my sister to bring him a glass of milk! Long story short, my mom asking him "Why'd he needed to 'milk your weiner' , she knew, but it was the Effing funniest shit ever!😂😂🤣 I posted this seconds before Austin told his story 🤣🤣🤣🤣! I'm a little bit late to the channel, but I'm so happy to be here!🤟

[@codgamerswiicodgamerswii7884]

the Weiner in the milk and dad catching him was the funniest part I believe

[@tylermccune7092]

The noise Austin made at 20:51 caused beer to fire out of my nose at high speed

[@jamessmothers9345]

I can binge watch tf outta y'all and feel accomplished

[@ElectroNinjaHD]

This made me laugh so much. Thanks for keeping this show alive and going. Seriously has brightened up my day. Keep up the good work dudes!

[@kkov1230]

When we had a presentation at school and I got interviewed by the news about it. They asked me a question (that didn’t really make sense) and I just stood there and spaced out and started crying. Thankfully the few clips of me were not shown on tv. I also “corrected” an eighteen year old on where the scapula were. We were both right, but he was taking human anatomy classes and I was twelve Edit: just fixed a grammar issue

[@chrisstartt5511]

"Little prepubescent bird flapped in the wind" 3:33

[@14yearoldclassicrockexpert95]

My crush told everybody that i cried over her on saturday, when she rejected me, in front of the whole varsity orchestra, sooooo yeah😐

[@thedisabledviking]

13 year old classic rock expert your crush is an asshole

[@14yearoldclassicrockexpert95]

Christoffer Olsen, its funny, shes now the third wheel to my girlfriend😂

[@donivenweinkauf3508]

13 year old classic rock expert well played

[@sirzack0002]

She sounds like a sloot and happy belated birfday my guy

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

Was it true tho?

[@RavenRose1987]

I love how when Austin imitates the kid at the talent show it sounds nothing like the actual song

[@bigred9930]

i can't stop loughing at austin showcasing how the dude hit his nuts. THE SCREAM OF AGONY kills me everytime XD!!

[@AussalBurn]

4:56 STACY'S MOM, HAS GOOOOOT IT GOING ON.

[@NoMartialArtsKenny]

9:00 I think about this guy’s story at least once a week

[@erikharper1538]

I don’t go to Panera bread I go to Pantera bread

[@themetalfan3887]

Erik Harper Me too.

[@crossfittersareweird1037]

Same

[@iidarkness2862]

Erik Harper i knew it was coming 🤘🤘🤘

[@FabulousKilljoy]

I made a joke about that one time and my mom got really mad 😂

[@ioceano9404]

9:16 Talk about the ultimate way friendzone someone just with the "Doin' alright here bud?" line XD

[@something3867]

6:19 why do they have a talent show at 2nd grade.

[@JesseFckinPinkman]

At 14:55 I was drinking water and I laughed so hard it shot out of my nose onto my bed. Thanks Austin :)

[@wintershock]

In school, I had a panic attack while trying to do a presentation and my teacher just told me to sit down because I couldn’t talk.

[@RavenRose1987]

14:32 I never want to hear that again...in my entire life...ever

[@liamjorgensen8746]

The pantsing, or dakking as we call it in Aus, reminded me of a moment at school where I had a friend pushing me around in my wheelchair, and the front wheel hit a pothole, I flew out of my chair, but my pants got hooked on the brake of the wheel, so I'm on the ground in agony, and my pants are still on/in the chair. Good times...

[@Nikguin04]

I love this show so much. Please keep on going!

[@bournelucid]

I walked away with someone's trolly at the grocery, and then watched them become confused as to why their trolly was at the end of the aisle

[@alonradvan5648]

Can someone do an hour long video of this intro??? Please that is the best thing I saw in my life

[@satanlucifer7921]

I watched this in my mathematics class in college i was fine this whole damn thing until Austin said I want my nazi scalps I still can not contain my laughter I'm in the hallway now

[@mirahloste9477]

M

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

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[@Crazyclay78YT]

one time in second grade this one kid got FULLY NAKED, JUMPED ON THE LUNCH TABLE, AND PEED ON ANOTHER KID. i have no idea either, don't ask.

[@kega090]

oh maaaan that last one, I laughed till tears DUDE!

[@sismicruler]

Glad you enjoyed my suffering xD Shit hurt

[@thedisabledviking]

my most embarrassing moment was when my mom told that she knew i had been watching porn (althought She was Pretty chill About it)

[@Dagen2112]

1:27 jareds eyebrow 😂

[@Metalweld]

6:20-7:20 .. reminds me of American Pie lol

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

Exactly :D

[@JustVinyl97]

That last one. 😂😂 Nut slap

[@threefiddyone]

Damn you guys are on fire with the videos lately.

[@StalwartSpartan298]

I've had that embarrassing friend moment before. It had been a while since I had seen this guy and he was cool a while back or maybe I didn't know him well enough but he came over to my other friend's house, and constantly asked to hit my other friend's vape (who he DIDN'T know). He basically took it from him the rest of the night, then broke one of his lawn chairs we used in the garage and then dropped his BRAND NEW water piece by not looking when he went to grab it. He also proceeded to ask people for drinks because it was a small party and he didn't bring anything. I felt like an ass.

[@Skip_Action_ots]

same as the last one except in stead of my hand it was the buckle end of a belt...she wanted me to keep going

[@sismicruler]

How tf did you manage that?!

[@ljthegumballljtg5660]

6:21 fun fact milk stops burns of peppers. On everything.😂

[@iidarkness2862]

😂😂😂 when I was in 2nd grade I pissed on my friends bathroom floor ( just from that we don’t hangout anymore) 😂😂😂😂

[@mikereed7939]

your videos put a smile on my face no matter whats going on in my life right now! love ya

[@seanknot]

was telling a joke where you flash the moon at the end, and my best friends dad walked past right at the "punch line"

[@ilikehalo77]

*Kombucha intensifies*

[@backwoodsbuds4000]

@21:10 ish, on the topic of accidental nut checks, my buddy won a contest and was standing with his fingers laced on his head, after hearing that he won, went for the dual arm pump and forgot to unlace the fingers, double hammer fist to the ol scrote.

[@xellomaus6155]

I had a shit month so I binged Dickey Dines videos. I have abs from laughing and I feel better. Win-win.

[@carnuatus]

S a m e.

[@joeychenault9248]

this show is the only thing online that makes me laugh😂😂

[@fakinggenius5291]

"You're alright there, bud" lmfao

[@brianjohnson9802]

Is that what you heard? I don't get how people hear something and then their written version is completely different. It's obvious they put like zero effort into writing it accurately.

[@bafcal3br593]

good vid tuff organic bois

[@Forest_V19]

BAFCAL3BR unfortunately Jared isn't a tuff organic boi yet.

[@Houndovhell]

I was 10 when the girl of my dreams invited ME (nerd with no friends) to a pool party at her house. Mom dropped me off and lo and behold, it was just me and her. About an hour later my early-stage crohn's started acting up, went to her spare bathroom, and... clogged it. I still have nightmares about it. :(

[@rebekahcarter8120]

I shit in that person's lawn but it was intentional.... We need the story there! 😂

[@brandonjota375]

we need more of this man

[@SparksHardcoreMusic]

Similar ass story to Sarah Ratliff's. Had my girlfriend over, had stayed a few nights, one morning she hopped on the morning wood with the blanket over us...2 minutes in my mom is knocking at than opening the door. Looked like we was just cuddling....entire time inside her while my mom had a full conversation with us about breakfast...awwwkwaaaarrrd. Something tells me my mom knew too.

[@DJ.LR222]

God I was laughing so hard that I started tearing up

[@whorrific9711]

Austin and Jared thank you two so much for uploading videos. I feel like shit everyday and what I do to help me cope with the pain I feel everyday is by watching The DickeyDines Show. You guys always make me laugh my ass off lol. So thank you guys so much. I love you guys. C: One day I really hope to meet you guys also Tony of course he's awesome too. C:

[@Fr33Candy]

6:47 sup dad just havin honey *nut* cheerios.... IM SCREAMING

[@tinae4530]

I laughed so hard at 5:54 ! Thank you guys for making videos like this, it's always good to have a laugh when Your days are usualy boring as fuck :D

[@albertgein3082]

"Doin alright there Bud" My wife 2015

[@jaydenmark1894]

Need to upload more guys, youtubes boring without you guys

[@donovangilbert7180]

Okay, so one time I was at my girlfriends birthday party and she had a lot of family there and everything, and it was really fun. They rented this inflatable slide/bouncy castle/pool thing, and we were all playing on it. So one of her little cousins went up on the slide and I thought "oh, it'll be funny if I playfully pushed her down! There's water at the bottom after all." Well, what I didn't realize that the pool was about a foot deep, and she went down head first. She slammed her face on the bottom and I spent the entire afternoon apologizing as she burst into tears. Needless to say, I wasn't having much fun at that point

[@pyroman6000]

" I'm sorry, mister- it was dark!..."

[@FabulousKilljoy]

Okay so I’ve been homeschooled all my life, and I was very sheltered until I was about twelve (which was when I discovered the internet). Anyway I had just turned nine, and I was sitting at my grandmother’s lunch table on Sunday afternoon for the first time (which, if you’re from my area, is kind of a big deal for kids). So there was some conversation going on about something that was way over my head, and my great-aunt said “accidents happen”. At this point I hadn’t learned to filter my thoughts yet, and what came to my mind first was “Accidents Happen” from Elmo’s Potty Time. So I started singing it, and I asked Dad if he remembered the song from the movie. Everyone looked at me weird, and Dad told me gently to stop talking. I ran to the spare bedroom and cried for the next half hour 😂

[@Mr_Mopar1968]

You guys need to do more of these because they are hilarious😁🤘

[@jacobralston8515]

anytime i listen back to my vocals when i record them. did the neighbours hear that?!? why didn't they stop me!

[@erikdahlgren6656]

This made me remember when me and my ex were in the beginning of our relationship (lasted 7 years and a son and still best friends). During lunch one day her three younger stepsiblings bonus-mom and her dad looked at one another and started talking to us like it was an intervention. Asking us to be a bit quieter. And taking it easier since her room was newly renovated. xD

[@KillerWhale_YT]

7:26 had me laughing so hard for like 4 minutes straight

[@nordicshredder4128]

most embarrasing thing i have done is get caught on my computer by my mom at night good thing she did not see what i was watching.

[@benbasoco7436]

In seventh grade, before P.E I showed up late and the locker room was locked. I told him I need to use the bathroom really bad, but he didn't let me. He didn't even let me change I'm to my gym clothes. We ran a perimeters all day and coming back in I crapped my pants really bad. To get back at him I went into a stall and wiped the crap from my pants and smeared it on the door and the walls of the stall and the too of the toilet. The next day he screamed at me saying that he had to clean it up.

[@trevorwelch3626]

Stacy’s mom has got it going on. 😂