Bad Movie dialogue that makes me cringe

[@CoolScratcher]

"I just gotta hack into the mainframe..." "Ugh, this encryption is too advanced!" "I'm in."

[@anhillary9345]

I was going to like this, but didn't want to ruin the perfect 100 likes (at the time of me typing this).

[@bababooey8330]

“Guys, we’ve got company” before the bad guys show up always makes me cringe

[@ltb1345]

Hang on! This is gonna be a BUMPY RIDE!

[@williamstormo2922]

Excepts new hope imo

[@BobTheBuilder294]

I hate it when a movie ends with "This isn't the end, its only just the begining".

[@skinwalker_hangdog]

“Let’s get started”

[@obnoxiousnamegaming5715]

This isn’t over

[@Soccersamo1415]

Dune did that but there was a part two so they were kinda right that it was only the beggining

[@zachgamemaster3329]

And it's the first part of a planned Trilogy.... that only has one movie.

[@ShandeDandy]

@@Soccersamo1415but dune did it good

[@legometaworld2728]

“They’re not worth it” and sparing the villain after genociding their entire army

[@alienalchemist]

"Killing him will not your family back." or "If you kill them you're no better than them"

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

​@@alienalchemistSonic 3 actually did a great job at showing that without clumsy dialogue.

[@KavyaMakhija]

Bro just called out the entirety of the mcu 💀

[@vetzmovies]

😂💀

[@dinomaneofficiall3973]

Fr

[@smithcorner664]

@@dinomaneofficiall3973 love the Xbox 360 profile picture👍

[@dinomaneofficiall3973]

@@smithcorner664 thanks

[@dinomaneofficiall3973]

@@smithcorner664 I like your Michal myers profile picture

[@criss_x]

The "they're right behind me aren't they" joke is like literally one of the oldest jokes in recorded language

[@Icanbarelysing]

And yet it’s still funny to me somehow

[@kairavpatel1392]

it's kinda funny tho 💀

[@criss_x]

@@kairavpatel1392 no arguments from me, must be a reason it has lasted this long. transcends language and probably species. Even dogs get that look of terror when they hear the voice of owner of the shoes they're currently chewing as they approach.

[@Willaonyt]

In interstellar the line "time works differently here" is valid because most viewers don't understand time relativity. So it's best for them to explain how them spending an hour on that planet results in 7 years going by on earth

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

It's so hard to know when to use the "Show, don't tell" type of writing and when it's actually necessary to actually tell the audience what's happening! I know it's a bit off point with what you said, but it's kinda valid.

[@Soccersamo1415]

Agreed.

[@aEclipze]

when somebody is hacking into something and says “i’m in”

[@jinxysaberk]

“where to?” “home” “…yeah buddy i don’t know where that is” himym is the only time ive felt something from that line

[@coolkenman]

Woman I don't know where the fuck you live!

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

1:16 I've actually watched this movie (How To Be Single), when they wrote this dialogue, the taxi driver then said: "Lady, I don't know where the fakk you live!"

[@ToffeeTuff]

I hate when characters in movies talk

[@AryanKazimi]

Yo facts

[@knotknight514]

I hate scenes. All movies should just be a black screen for an hour

[@WHYISMYNAMEZ]

I'm finna make the most generic movie with the most generic and overused lines

[@viklepick]

WE ALL BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU CAN DO IT!

[@CaptainRandom69]

You workin for marvel?

[@finboror]

"It's quiet...too quiet." _Other characters turn to look at him, but instead of looking directly at him, they stare past him for a while._ "...He's right behind me, isn't he?"

[@lucaseeankylosaurus6254]

_a hooded man walks towards them from the shadows behind_ This is my house... or what's left of it. Don't bother leaving. Time works differently here. There's no time to explain, I have a plan that will work. Why? Because it has to. _Other character, part of the main character's group, walks up to them_ Hey guys, you're gonna have to check this out. _The character gives an old, crumpled note to the hooded man_ _reading it out_ Come home. I miss you. The kids need their father. You're taking this whole time house thing too personally. _The man yells "Enhance" which causes the note to increase in size tenfold_ It's simple size-amplification, really. In English please? You don't know about size-amplification? Wait, I can explain. It's an old 16th century technique used to make things bigger. So you can make this house bigger? Say that again? You can make this house... bigger? THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A GENIUS! _The house expands, with the words "Where to?" appearing on a table_ _all together_ Home. ((Yes I am a character ai user how could you tell?))

[@blackreaperkaneki9900]

3:11 it’s not cringe if it actually needs to be addressed. Like in Interstellar.

[@edgylearner9249]

To be fair, in Interstellar, time literally works differently on Miller's planet.

[@littleBIGJohn]

"Remember who you are" ...😫

[@JamShaver]

"Coach is right, guys!"

[@Arina-1208]

Sensei in Cobra kai 🙄

[@ShirtPantsGaming]

My favorite cliche dialogue is when the hacker character slaps the keyboard and says “I’m in”

[@shriveborn9422]

“What is this place?” whenever the main character enters a fantastical location. It’s everywhere

[@Matt-wb8ni]

Is the person just supposed to not wonder where the helm they are?

[@shriveborn9422]

@@Matt-wb8ni yeah but it's always "What is this place?" it's never "Where am I" or something like that

[@Matt-wb8ni]

@@shriveborn9422 that’s a better way of saying it.

[@lucasmatthiessen1570]

@shriveborn9422well what else are they suppose to say?

[@cementeatingnoodle]

2:17 throwing httyd away for one line ☠️

[@Bestialce2007]

¨As you know¨ is pretty funny too. When a character says that and follows it with exposition, the ¨as you know¨ is clearly directed to the audience, because, if the characters the speaker is talking to already know the information he is about to convey, what would he need to say ¨as you know¨ for. It´s just a clunky way to shoehorn in exposition.

[@marek.benson]

I hate when someone says the most random ass word and the other character is like “wHaT?” and then they explain a whole realization they’ve had it plan that no one would be able to understand 😭

[@Ahahashir]

Thanks for showing examples, because I had a fear that one day I would get into an argument in which I would complain about the over-usage of these lines, but I would have had no examples to back it up

[@pawehebda2583]

Bro's professional overthinker

[@Ahahashir]

@@pawehebda2583 I got a friend who absolutely eats movies like these (MCU, modern Disney animation like Wish) up, we frequently get into arguments regarding these movies and bad movie dialogue that he claims is good. Love the guy to death but his taste in movies is dogsht

[@DonsStudios]

"Uh, this guy is such a toolbag"

[@mthulisimotsa]

Car chase ensuing then driver yells "Hang On!" before a sharp turn. Looking for something in silence, then suddenly "Its gotta be around here somewhere" Assembling a team the the supporting actor smiles and says, "I know a guy" then immediately cut to the guy with some stock footage of a beach or something. The list is endless,,, which ironically is used a lot as well.

[@AryanKazimi]

Not the "I know a guy" 😂😂😂

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

You also get those types of movies where the main character's best friend is being mind controlled and he's like "James, listen! I know you're still in there! You have to fight Mel's power!" *Bro, just attack him! He's gonna kill all of us while under that mind control, literally NO ONE would be against you killing your friend in that situation!*

[@mha.eilish5812]

I've read SO many books like that! TV shows, too!

[@viklepick]

but you gotta understand he doesn't want to kill his friend

[@Nae_ex]

Would you kill your friend if he was in a curable mind control?

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

@@Nae_ex Let's just say we didn't know if it was curable. And IF it was, how much time and effort would it take to cure the mind control? Would you be able to cure it before your friend causes a lot of damage?

[@TheSpectacularSpooderMon]

It’s also part of the dumb as overused trope of: Side character get’s mind controlled Main character let’s bro beat the shit out of him Main character says:” I know you’re still on there Donny! Remember me?” Next would be the side character stopping for a dramatic ass pause for about 3/4 of the entire movie and magically becoming good again. But realistically they’d just bitch slap them the moment they said ‘I know you’re still in there’

[@Kyoryu_Unshaken]

When a group of people are fighting a monster of some sort and one of the friends says "Hey ugly!"

[@mix-jk3ys]

0:34 literally every Brooklyn 99 episode to the point that I developed an ability to predict when will it happen I love the show one the best sitcoms but common it was so overused

[@aayanagarwalla5209]

*At a restaurant* People : Can I have a glass of water please ? Him : That's so cringe. Everyone just says the same line

[@ItsOrel]

i hate it when movies use the dialogue "he's right behind me isnt he"

[@JackPackage6969]

I’m pretty sure the buzz lightyear one is meant to be kinda tongue in cheek

[@chronenojysk5107]

Protagonist believing that the Antagonist has a potential to redeem themselves despite the Antagonist devoting their entire life to that goal and use lines like “It’s not too late. You can still do the right thing” or “would Z would be proud of this?” I swear it’s so overused to the point it’s getting boring.

[@kalondamack339]

1:09 Nah, not Mantis in Infinity War, when she caught Strange watching Endgame before anyone. She politely ask “excuse me but does your friend often, do that?!”

[@aboredguywithaninternetcon4663]

The problem isn't a character pointing something out to the other characters. The problem is that "You guys should see this" is boring and overused. It just sounds weird. The writer taking two seconds to make the line fit the context of the scene fixes the problem.

[@rustorian]

Bro I hate when the cheekily say the name of the movie or series and try to be meta about it. Like in the new spiderwick they go “welcome to spiderwick” it’s so fucking corny.

[@Kelleck]

i want to make a movie with all of these

[@little7redify]

When the main characters time travel and then one asks "Where are we?" then the other responds with "No. WHEN are we."

[@oildalejones567]

Never in my life have I ever heard anyone say, "This is OUR time!"

[@captainobvious9233]

Soldiers shouting 'I didn't sign up for this Sh*t!' when they get into a firefight. It's exactly what you signed up for.

[@justcaleb8958]

“English please” is a banger

[@williamstormo2922]

I don’t think it’s that bad and it works really well in back to the future 2

[@adam_brickstreetboy]

The entire Jennifer's Body script should be on here - basically every line in this movie made me cringe so hard

[@XeniusChannel]

-"You shouldn't be here....." - "Neither should you....." THEN WHY ARE YOU BOTH HERE....?!?!?!??!?!??!!?

[@GamingCentral-ki6wh]

I love in rick and Morty season 5 episode 2 when it says “it’s too quiet “ followed by the ramble

[@Matt-wb8ni]

Half of this stuff I don’t even hear that often or never heard off at all 💀

[@williamknipe5966]

I don’t think your example of Percy Jackson works that well because Percy literally does that in the books and he needs the concepts explained to him because he’s a bit dense.

[@SandwitchZebra]

Percy’s whole thing is that he’s the audience surrogate He’s still got a character but much like Harry Potter or Luke/Anakin Skywalker, he’s a newcomer to this world and genuinely needs this stuff explained to him. Percy’s unique in that he already has a good amount of Greek knowledge, but he still needs a lot of the knowledge surrounding the myths’ place in modern times

[@finboror]

Justified exposition can still be bad exposition. It would make total sense if the 30 first minutes of a movie were just a literal lecture at a university that teaches the characters and the audience everything about the worldbuilding. Realistic? Yes. Justified? Yes. Boring as hell? Absolutely.

[@thegoodprince3264]

I agree with most of this, except I will pretty much always laugh at a “they’re right behind me, aren’t they?” joke.

[@AyrACatLover]

i need a villain that disarms the hero by cringefying them

[@j2_1108]

The movie or show that you showed that has that "Where to?" "Home..." actually make a joke about where the taxi driver says "Idk where tf you live" and the woman had to tell him where her house is.

[@the-boy-who-lived]

"Time works differently here" is really necessary to be said because that is the whole plot of Interstellar. Einstein's theory of relativity and all was about that. But I can't disagree there was an exposition problem with Interstellar.

[@pansteak8755]

“you should’ve seen the look on your face” into get bodied

[@kyledougherty2823]

alright i'm now making a movie with each any every one of these lines

[@JWD1992]

This is incredible. Someone needs to cram every single one of these into an insufferable movie. Don't forget the "cyber noises from the radiant future world of 2003" when they are "enhancing" or learning about how "it goes all the way to the top" in the mainframe, haha.

[@shiny_goomba]

Oh what about when a character is like “who are you guys?!” And they say “we’re the (such and such) and then the credits roll. Or when a character is like “I REGRET NOTHING!!” And then immediately say “I REGRET EVERYTHING!!”

[@megamarco777]

Guys, it ends tonight!

[@generalgrievous2580]

From the river to the sea brother don’t let the colonist get you down

[@JacksonVincent-v2r]

Bro I use these in conversation with my friends. Especially the “where to” “home” pne

[@EJPeditz]

When a character says, “Who are you?” It can be decent when said, but in kid’s movies characters are always making that line cringe. Most recently, the Minecraft movie did this

[@prinzdenax]

bro jus described every movie ever made 💀

[@goldeneagle8740]

Every movie with lazy dialogue

[@henrygarcia39]

I had never heard of “I have brothers” until after this video when I watched Universal Soldier (still a cool movie tho)

[@ItzLagom]

Time to make a movie using all of these just to annoy this guy. I’ll make sure it wins 100s of awards and is in all theaters as well just so we are SURE he sees it.

[@buenvidanadz1969]

Bro's unable to tolerate any movies now

[@CancerSurvivor2023]

Thank you so much for the pop up flashy subtitles. It’s so entertaining. 😐

[@theriddler22]

What about attacking with some weapons and after failing they say that:i should carry a bigger weapon next time

[@Christian_H3rnand3z]

"I just had the weirdest dream. You were there, you were there, and you were there." I once heard this weird twist where it ends with them saying, "And you where actually not there." It was meant for a comedic twist but it doesn't help. It's most a Disney or Disney Channel line but I'm still tired of it.

[@graphitebendy]

Okay, Percy has dyslexia and was pretty often surprised at the Greek shit that popped up to kill him, so it is faithful to the books. Water Naaids(however their spelled), Hellhounds, The Underworld, Charon, Hephestus's mechanical doodads, the Nemian Lion, and that's just some of them in the first book.

[@randoapplebigcheese6169]

0:39 I especially hate it when a dumb character says the thing that makes the main character say that stuff Then the dumbass will respond with “yeah I know, I’m a mastermind. But uhh do you mind telling me what I figured out?”

[@Steeldiver405]

With Percy Jackson I don’t mind, because that’s something that the books do as well, and I never really minded it

[@apples-fj8eu]

It's not necessarily bad writing. It's cliches. Now, when those lines are used once the cliche is established, then it's bad writing. Most of those lines because cliche because they were good lines originally

[@darthrader1068]

"Easier said than done"

[@viklepick]

I haven't heard half these lines 💀

[@grotosmotothecosmicplaytpus]

lets be honest house would never call someone a "genius"

[@birdlord4210]

My least favorite is “this isn’t a game/movie/fairytale” because YES IT IS! You can’t say that like everything isn’t going to work out in the end because this IS A game/movie/fairytale

[@EduardoGarcia-ww8su]

0:33 Fant4stic if you know you know

[@emt3889]

"Or at least what's left of it" ur r8 m8

[@highfiveguyproductions]

1:53 how do you expect it Percy just knows it all off the bat he needs to learn and we learn along side but I get what you’re saying but bad example

[@Mr.Alternity]

1:22 captain america in infinity war

[@Bray911]

I’m cringing while watching this damn video💀

[@legendarybackstabber332]

Someone send this to Drake

[@vetzmovies]

🤣

[@aboredguywithaninternetcon4663]

I agree with most of these but lines like "Thanks for saving me" and "Do you trust me" are absolutely not on the same level as the rest. These sound like something actual people would say.

[@guesswhotheintrovert9351]

“We’re not in Kansas anymore”

[@Jose2019Limpiada]

"enhance" is a real feature in image processing and the reason the picture becomes 4k is that the feature is used tto remove noise and blur from the image.

[@Jose2019Limpiada]

As cringe as it sounds, it's from a real thing from the real world.

[@samy7174]

So that just happened

[@redbearddan2000]

Forgot "As you know..." when the character "reminds" of the plot just to introduce it to the audience. And also I hate lines teasering sequels after doing nothing interesting in the first movie (Madame Web is the most recent example)

[@AaryanLuthra466]

Some aren't cringe just overused

[@LightningAdrian]

Agreed.

[@ZeRo_BMG]

Last one makes no sense

[@azumarill964]

2:04 most times it doesn’t even end that nnight

[@TypicalSergio23]

Apparently you can no longer write any script without overusing something 💀

[@bbr11ann]

This is the type of stuff drake would say

[@yonastar]

What about not wher when are we

[@lemurmaniastudios]

imo "theyre right behind me arent they" and "enhance" are so overused that they have become a new type of funny

[@emt9096]

What the fuck does bro want?

[@Richerd-n4n]

Only cringe one's to me are the "I have brothers" "They're right behind me aren't they" "that's it your a gunins" " Take me home" "I miss you the kids miss you" "english please" "You don't know about____" "it ends tonight" "wait let me explain" "i got it i got it i don't got it" "I'll be right behind you just go!" Other's mostly depend on how the character say it or the setting or just the acting in general.👍 (Also i like movies where they're like *Take me home* *Bitch i don't know where you live* aka the realistic one's.

[@thedoctor1263]

As you know is the worst cause if they know already why are you saying it

[@Extremechannel123]

Or the main character says its not real its a myth. It then it turns iut its real.

[@Gunther-z3y]

You look like Alexander Zverev

[@Soccersamo1415]

IN INTERSTELLAR THE LINE WAS KINDA VALID OK

[@Sherif-the-Watcher]

True, true, true

[@FzeroVaporeon]

Great video

[@vetzmovies]

Thanks!

[@josewan5897]

*Character randomly drops very important and useful information that literally changes everything* "Why didn't you tell us about this earlier?" "YoU dIdN't AsK..."🤡