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The Badab War is the name given to one of the most serious rebellions in recent Imperial history. While the conflict is named for a planet (or system of the same name), the war actually took place throughout the several sectors of Imperial space known as the Maelstrom Zone. The war saw four entire Space Marine Chapters secede and rebel against the Imperium.
The Badab War is notable for several reasons; the leader of the rebellious forces, Lufgt Huron, would survive the end of the war and return to trouble Imperial space once more as the Chaos-alligned warlord known as Huron Blackheart, while the conflict itself involved a significant number of warring Space Marine Chapters as the primary participants.

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@Dirtydoghobbies
@Dirtydoghobbies 8 ай бұрын
Just a bit of trivia, The Badab War and Huron Blackheart have been part of 40k lore longer than Chaos has.
@DirtHermit
@DirtHermit 8 ай бұрын
By a few months. WD 101, and the RoC Slaves to Darkness both came out in 1988, 1 year after 40k Rogue Trader.
@KonradCurze-vr7yi
@KonradCurze-vr7yi 8 ай бұрын
​@@DirtHermitwinning is winning
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Very interesting to know!
@gordonfreeman2023
@gordonfreeman2023 8 ай бұрын
As it says on page 209 in the eighth volume of the book of Lorgar: "Tax evasion is pretty cool".
@AngryHomunculus
@AngryHomunculus 8 ай бұрын
It's a crime Vergil
@marcmehner3338
@marcmehner3338 8 ай бұрын
It's an obligation
@supersaiyn41
@supersaiyn41 8 ай бұрын
yk maybe lorgar was onto something
@consolescrub4031
@consolescrub4031 8 ай бұрын
I will never pay. (Does this mean Hell's Iris is effectively the state of Florida for comparison?)
@VallornDeathblade
@VallornDeathblade 8 ай бұрын
The secret fifth Chaos God is the god of tax fraud.
@YoBen100
@YoBen100 8 ай бұрын
Imperium: "Pay Taxes." Lufgt Huron: "I will not. What are you going to do about it?" 5 Billion dead, large number of Astartes Chapters ruined and entire sector turned into war torned space. Lufgt Huron: "Well that escalated quickly."
@zekanner
@zekanner 8 ай бұрын
"Sometimes a reasonable man must do unreasonable things"
@tomdeneen4880
@tomdeneen4880 8 ай бұрын
That really got out of hand fast!
@The_Rage_Kage
@The_Rage_Kage 8 ай бұрын
@@zekanner There is nothing unreasonable about not paying taxes. Taxes suck and you can't prove otherwise.
@Muir97
@Muir97 8 ай бұрын
War torn*
@brya9681
@brya9681 Ай бұрын
more like Lufgt Huron: "I did pay my taxes now can you use that money to fix our infrastructure?" Imperium: "Hahaha...nah." Lufgt Huron: "Fuck it, we'll do it live!"
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Badab War: A conflict that escaled badly without the influence of Chaos nor Xeno species. Just the Imperium being the Imperium.
@alaskarii007
@alaskarii007 8 ай бұрын
I wish more such stories existed honestly. Don't get me wrong, a decent conspiracy involving xenos/chaos is fun, but having these stories in the mix sells the total fascist brutality of the imperium.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
​@@alaskarii007I agree with you, specially because administrating a galaxy wide empire should be a very hard task.
@philip8498
@philip8498 8 ай бұрын
The administratum cares not from where the taxes flow, only that they flow
@janematthews9087
@janematthews9087 8 ай бұрын
That would require prying their writers away from writing the Horus heresy/stories about primarchs. And that's too much to ask.
@Raz0rking
@Raz0rking 8 ай бұрын
The war for Badab. When the Siege of Vraks was not long enough and only kindergarten compared to that shitshow
@LetustheDragon
@LetustheDragon 8 ай бұрын
Lufgt Huron: I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES! Lamenters: ...are.....are we the bad guys?
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 8 ай бұрын
For those we cherish, we die in glory.
@The_Rage_Kage
@The_Rage_Kage 8 ай бұрын
Imperium proceeds to send the Minotaurs and Carcharodons.
@hollowxperia5413
@hollowxperia5413 7 ай бұрын
​@LordRageKage didn't the carcharodons show up out of nowhere tho? Cuz Tyberos needed to prove he was loyalist and let a psyker probe his mind
@snakeinabox7220
@snakeinabox7220 5 ай бұрын
​@@hollowxperia5413yah The space sharks are prowling around in the edge of the galaxy. Ancient as space marines come, adorned with fixed and reforged ancient armor from heracy era. Tbh my head cannon theory is that they are the 2nd or 11fh leagon. 100% they are the Forgotten. So much time passed and they were not witnessed by a primarch or custodian presence to know about them.
@KlassCancun
@KlassCancun 8 ай бұрын
oh boy, the lamenters finally make some good friends who care about them. Things are finally looking up for the better!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
"What could possibly go wrong?"
@SamueL-td7fb
@SamueL-td7fb 8 ай бұрын
​@@Dracobytea lot 🐃
@TheLordofMetroids
@TheLordofMetroids 8 ай бұрын
​@@Dracobyte Insert that Undertaker meme, only with a Lamenter as Styles and Asterion Moloc as the Undertaker.
@consolescrub4031
@consolescrub4031 8 ай бұрын
@@TheLordofMetroids I know fighting against hopeless odds is kind of their thing but looking at the guys in my chapter and then looking at Moloc and Tyberos who are against me, I would probably be convinced to call it there and just launch my penitence crusade now.
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
The sad part is up that point the Lamenters had actively avoided killing any Imperium forces, since they were still solidly believing this was just a tax dispute. In every engagement they out maneuvered the enemy so that any attack was deemed too risky and thus no actual combat happened... Until the Minotaurs showed up
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 8 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the story of the guy who should be the *actual* Warmaster of Chaos.
@lollomannu1125
@lollomannu1125 8 ай бұрын
Nah, abbadon its a great chatacter
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Why do you think so? No shame, just asking.
@lollomannu1125
@lollomannu1125 8 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte i really like his heresy ark, his relationship with draknyen and how he wants to succeed where his father failed. To me abbadon feels like one of the few characters in 40k that know what they truly want and will sacrifice everything they have to do so
@THExRISER
@THExRISER 8 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte Huron managed to accomplish in a few decades what Abaddon could not in ten millennia, he built a powerful Chaos Empire, and earned the respect of all Chaos Space Marines, Abaddon included, despite not even being a veteran of the Heresy. He lead numerous successful attacks on the Imperium, dealing big damage, in a fraction of the time it requires Abaddon to prepare a single Black Crusade. He's much better tactician, and a better ruler since he has the experience from being the Tyrant Of Badab. He's just much more competent, making him a better fit for Warmaster.
@lollomannu1125
@lollomannu1125 8 ай бұрын
​@@THExRISERyou should really read better into it, lots of time abbadon has proved himself as an incredible tactician and more of a lead from the front figure. I feel like you got this info from second hands (like major kill,but no shame in it). Trust me, abbadon is the best suited for the job
@aarotron2189
@aarotron2189 8 ай бұрын
I love that fact that reason lamenters were ones who managed to destroy hallowed heart is that they were more resilient to its malign influence. Even more so than other warders
@conan2096
@conan2096 8 ай бұрын
and the inquisition insulted them for taking so long to destroy it lol.
@VallornDeathblade
@VallornDeathblade 8 ай бұрын
"Oh it kills people with warp spawned super-depression? Well sign us up that sounds like a job for us!"
@oldeskul
@oldeskul 8 ай бұрын
It's believed that the Astral Claws were an Ultramarine successor chapter. Also: In the distance a single fin is seen breaching the surface and everyone ignores the ominous "Dun-dun" music.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Makes sense!
@bossbeartherock6034
@bossbeartherock6034 5 ай бұрын
4/4 string ostinato in d minor
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 8 ай бұрын
Dk had a Idiot savant moment at the beginning. He probably leveled up.
@jakepaton4001
@jakepaton4001 8 ай бұрын
Tzeench ran up and whispered the answer to him. Just to fuck with bricky. Just. As. Planned.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
He has improved since the earlier episodes.
@GearShotgun
@GearShotgun 8 ай бұрын
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day". Jokes aside I do love how much he's grown since the start of podcast.
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
Its unknown whose geneseed the Astral Claws have, but given how Huron acted, Ultramarine seems pretty likely to me.
@hamishwalker9637
@hamishwalker9637 8 ай бұрын
Idk, if he was Ultramarines he probably would have fricken loved paying taxes
@Araknos
@Araknos 8 ай бұрын
"The only reward for loyality is betrayal" sound like spin on Lion"loyality is It own reward" quote do Astral Claws could had himerick Ultramarines/Dark Angeles just like Space Shark can be Nightlords and Ravenguards mix. At list that's theory I heard and belive in.
@consolescrub4031
@consolescrub4031 8 ай бұрын
Just looking at the Lex to see if they're cursed founding and it seems like they were 10th founding (11 before Lamenters, Fire Hawks etc...) and speculated to be Ultramarine or Dark Angel successors (they have really stable geneseed which is part of why there's a ton on them at the onset of the war). Considering their later colour scheme I think Blood Angels would have been an interesting progenitor but it seems unlikely. If they were already practicing hybridisation with traitor geneseed by the 10th founding I would think there might be some Iron Warriors thrown in there considering a certain primarch had an Iron Circle while Huron has an iron ring.
@RatchildUK
@RatchildUK 8 ай бұрын
I'm actually in the small camp of White Scars successor believers tbh. 1. They have special bike rules. 2. Huron and the Red Corsairs have been harrying the White Scars on Chogoris. 3. White Scars were originally called Star Hunters before Jagatai took control. Astral (star) Claw (hunter)
@Ragnarra
@Ragnarra 8 ай бұрын
@@RatchildUK well shit. That can't be good.
@chronovac
@chronovac 8 ай бұрын
It's also important to note that "tithes" in this case also include gene-seed, so all of those tithes not being paid, directly correlate to more marines being produced by the Astral Claws. By the time first shots had been fired the Astral Claws were significantly larger than a normal chapter. Also, little side story about the lead-up to the Badab war is that while all of this was brewing, an Astral Claws successor chapter known as the Tiger Claws that was considered a dead chapter had reemerged as a strike cruiser of them had reappeared after being stuck in the warp for around 1000 years (though to them it was much shorter). Seeing as they were the last of their chapter, the Tiger Claws sent an envoy to Terra to ask for the release of their chapter's gene-seed to repopulate the legion. This envoy, the most senior officer still alive amongst the Tiger Claws, subsequently disappeared after delivering the request and the case was thus dismissed by Terra. Fearing that this was a not-so-subtle way of trying to make the chapter's death stick, the Astral Claws would hide the remaining Tiger Claws amongst their ranks, giving them new names. Shortly thereafter, Huron would stop paying tithes.
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 8 ай бұрын
Weren’t there still Tiger Claws around after that tho? I could swear that there were some present alongside the Iron Warriors when Honsou invaded Ultramar
@michaeldimare3786
@michaeldimare3786 8 ай бұрын
@@jordinagel1184 Correct, but I think those marines had been captured earlier on or were serving in Deathwatch at the time
@conan2096
@conan2096 8 ай бұрын
the tiger claws HAD actually turned to chaos and subtly turned them from within...which wouldnt be that hard considering the dicking the claws were getting from the imperium and the inquisition every step of the way.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for the info dump!
@Ultra_Sauce
@Ultra_Sauce 8 ай бұрын
Bit of an ackshually here: the encounter with the space hulk and the following berating of the lamenters happened BEFORE the Charnal Guard were removed with the chapter master telling the inquisitor to sod off. This entire conflict can all be traced back to an inquisitor being petty and calling upon some favors that end up having the Astral Claws’ plans rejected in the middle of them explaining them multiple times
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the info!
@VallornDeathblade
@VallornDeathblade 8 ай бұрын
Inquisitors being petty and causing massive problems? Say it aint so!? *sweeping the Space Wolves and Celestial Lions under the rug*
@no-nonseplayer6612
@no-nonseplayer6612 3 ай бұрын
@@VallornDeathblade didnt space wolfwes spanke niquisition new one and guilliman avenge the celestial lions by putting inquisition extremely tight leash
@alpacaofthemountain8760
@alpacaofthemountain8760 5 күн бұрын
thanks
@DirtHermit
@DirtHermit 8 ай бұрын
Huron: I tried it your way. Now we do it my way. Administratum: Mister! When we are done with this Massive Xenos Invasion, we are going to have a serious talk! ... go to your room! Huron: No. Administratum: Wait until your father gets home! Huron: MY FATHER IS DEAD!!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Hahahhahaha!
@TheGammabomb06
@TheGammabomb06 8 ай бұрын
Taking a moment to pour one out for the Lamenters.
@sloshed-rat
@sloshed-rat 8 ай бұрын
They deserve the whole damn bottle.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
You mean "another one for the Lamenters".
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 8 ай бұрын
Huron: “I’m *NOT* paying my taxes!” Lamenters: “it’s all down hill from here… Again.” *Badab War happens* Tyberos: “I’m going for a walk…” Astarion Molac: *deploys at full chapter strength* “Waz good, brothaz?!”
@parapotato
@parapotato 8 ай бұрын
One of my favorite stories from 40k is the Lamenters near-solo fight against the Unhallowed Heart. So many times I read stories about Space Marines where they are riding in an APC to attack a fort or charging across trenches and it just feels like a waste of super humans/something the guard could handle. But riding boarding torpedos onto a daemon infested hulk the size of a moon that has a kilometers wide radius of psykic paranoia that makes mortal men kill themselves with the intention of overloading plasma reactors to try and destabilized the mass is... not something the Guard could handle. It's demigod over the top warfare at its finest.
@katw5592
@katw5592 8 ай бұрын
As Bobby G said to Dante: "A line must be drawn between good and what is evil, got if the Great Enemy comes with offers of power to a wretch, what reason does he have to refuse hell if he dwells in it already?"
@carl.from.accounting
@carl.from.accounting 8 ай бұрын
The issue is that Bricky knows about Monster Musume to the point of recognising characters from the show.
@AsprinceRemix
@AsprinceRemix 8 ай бұрын
*Loads Bolter with religious intent*
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 8 ай бұрын
Oh boy, the Lamenters! I sure hope nothing bad happens to them in this civil war!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Nothing could go wrong!
@Demonica2539
@Demonica2539 8 ай бұрын
Don't forget each of the three plans were made basically from the ground up to be better than the last, and the meetings due to him queuing took place over the course of like 120 years or so
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 8 ай бұрын
There's a book I read a while ago called "A Libertarian walks into a bear", which tells the story of how libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire and how their tax and government free "utopia" was shattered by bears. This is similar, only with Astartes instead of bears and a few billion more dead.
@ecyor0
@ecyor0 8 ай бұрын
There's also a delicious poetic irony in bears having no respect for capital and the free market.
@SmileyBMM
@SmileyBMM 8 ай бұрын
​@@ecyor0or anything else that's a human construct really. See the idiots that try and feed bears as another example.
@easonyeung2779
@easonyeung2779 8 ай бұрын
​@SmileyBMM I think he's trying to make reference to bear markets in regard to stock exchanges.
@SmileyBMM
@SmileyBMM 8 ай бұрын
@@easonyeung2779 oh, duh. Lol.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 8 ай бұрын
@@easonyeung2779 In the book they were literal bears. It's a very fun read.
@samueltrusik3251
@samueltrusik3251 8 ай бұрын
Glory to the Lamenters, they deserve it.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Yeah!
@PallyKalhi
@PallyKalhi 8 ай бұрын
It's adorable how DK thinks the Firehawks are the big showcase,little does he know they're only a prelude to the Red Wake. Lol
@Zakvadr1995
@Zakvadr1995 8 ай бұрын
“When the tax man comes to your door, your numbers either add up, or you will be subtracted from the equation.” -an Accountant
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
A threatening quote indeed.
@marcospatricio8283
@marcospatricio8283 8 ай бұрын
A great and mighty accountant?
@PanPaladin
@PanPaladin 8 ай бұрын
Ah, the Badab War. When GW wrote interesting stories about the Imperium, and when they released fun campaign books for players, before Competitive became the only way to play the game.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
When was the Badab War material released?
@PanPaladin
@PanPaladin 8 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte The Badab War was mentioned first in Rogue Trader iirc, but it wasn’t developed until Forge World released Imperial Armour Volumes 9+10, back in 2010.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
@@PanPaladin thank you for answering!
@steweygrrr
@steweygrrr 8 ай бұрын
Only way to play in tournaments or in an official setting like at a GW shop, any other time you can play however you want.
@shimi3739
@shimi3739 8 ай бұрын
I guess Crusade doesn't exist
@mathiasnielsen4583
@mathiasnielsen4583 8 ай бұрын
Imperium Pros: Untold billions. Cons: Administration.
@znalniaskas
@znalniaskas 8 ай бұрын
Huron is the most American figure in 40k, the man just refused to pay his taxes and eall hell broke loose. Also, limit breaker DK actually nailing the quote is kinda impressive.
@electricangel4488
@electricangel4488 8 ай бұрын
I mean he declared independence. With the articels of just session. Because a trading noble wanted him to pay more taxes. So he blew up a boat..... He is american wtf
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 8 ай бұрын
That’s actually a good point. Most great tears in reality that don’t disappear after some plot reasons are usually because something Terrible Happened. Makes me want to imagine that the Maelstrom had a minor chaos entity/god manifested there? Maybe Be’lakor or Vashtorr?
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
Could also have been a war in heaven related thing. Some Old One weapon ripping a massive hole to the warp or the like.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Oh no!
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
Ah yea, good ol' Huron "Abadon, but competent" Blackheart's war against taxes
@SymbioteMullet
@SymbioteMullet 8 ай бұрын
On tonight's episode of the Ridiculous Tour: Bricky clones himself too many times and combines with all of them to form THE WALL. DK keeps singing about how each major character in this episode is a Badab mamajama. And Shy performs the entirety of the freebird solo on a harpsichord! All this and more to come after the break!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Nice summary!
@electricangel4488
@electricangel4488 8 ай бұрын
Wait what
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
@@electricangel4488 This type of comment are an internal joke: it is a false summary of the podcast episode, which each members are described doing something ridiculous that may or may not have any relation with the topic talked on the current episode.
@SymbioteMullet
@SymbioteMullet 8 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte Further; I'm the second person doing this, the first one was Ridiculous Gear, thus in the way that Top Gear was followed by the Grand Tour, when the first guy stopped. I started Ridiculous Tour; these posts mirror the intros of Top Gear episodes. Also I trend far more towards the absurd.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
@@SymbioteMullet Good luck on your comments, I hope they get many likes.
@BrianHall33
@BrianHall33 8 ай бұрын
Man Huron just wanted the resources to fully CLEAR OUT the Malestrom, (something he has already proven to be possible with the Astral Claws and Malestrom Wardens effectively pushing into the Malestrom) so that the Malestrom would be safe from constant threat and the Imperium wouldn’t have to station 4/3 whole chapters there full time any more. Effectively increasing Imperium productivity and resources while freeing up more astarties to fight the good fight somewhere more important.
@GeeItsJee
@GeeItsJee 7 ай бұрын
The entire situation is *entirely* the fault of the Imperium’s IRS
@TheAussieBlue
@TheAussieBlue 5 ай бұрын
If by "clear out" you mean "launch a crusade into the heart of a warp rift" then sure.
@lewisvargrson
@lewisvargrson 8 ай бұрын
As an American, I salute Lufgt Huron. He did nothing wrong... Until he did everything wrong and everything went to shit.
@macewindu3492
@macewindu3492 5 ай бұрын
Just like Magnus
@treysketch5651
@treysketch5651 8 ай бұрын
They had enough resources to self sabotage but DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH to lend a helping hand when needed. God i love warhammer (I am aware the imperium is stretched thin from fighting everything in the galaxy but i love how everything played out)
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 8 ай бұрын
“I don’t care who The Imperium sends, I am not paying taxes!” Luffy Huron
@vineveer4358
@vineveer4358 8 ай бұрын
It felt a little understated in the video, but Huron had TWO jobs. The first was to extract resources from the region for imperial taxes, but the other was to safeguard the imperium from pirates, xenos, and chaos in the maelstrom. The badab system was like a small cadia. By refusing to send taxes, and instead using those resources to defend the system, Huron was performing his primary objective as a space marine, "Protect the Empire." It'd be insane to send a fleet in with a scorched earth policy to shut down this "rebellion", wouldn't it? After all, all you'd do by fighting Huron at this point is ruining all the resources you were fighting for in the first place, as well as opening up another costly front in the imperium's many wars. It'd be a lose lose situation. Just. Like. Vraks.
@Hasselhoff9K
@Hasselhoff9K 8 ай бұрын
The oldest tale from Terra: Your employee lives their job and do anything for the company just to be mined until he gave up by his superiors that see their effort as just what they are suppose to do. "I know thar we didnt approve your promotion, and your raise, and your vacatuons, and your amazing project, but just leaving the company is really not thinking about your colleagues, buddy😢"
@secretname2670
@secretname2670 8 ай бұрын
Can someone translate this to english for me
@shadowhunter0176
@shadowhunter0176 8 ай бұрын
Lugft Huron was a model space marine, who became a chaos space marine model.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Some would say that is an improvement!
@TheSkeletonVA
@TheSkeletonVA 8 ай бұрын
Tonight on Ridiculous Gear! Bricky signs up with the true Warmaster of Chaos, DK gets the boarding party treatment from the entire Minotaurs Chapter, and Shy starts an Imperial Civil War over purposefully ignoring Luft Huron’s emails.
@SymbioteMullet
@SymbioteMullet 8 ай бұрын
Hey! It's ridiculous gear again!
@Nobleheart111
@Nobleheart111 8 ай бұрын
"The Unhallowed" was an Ark of Omen. "The Unhallowed Heart" was a Space Hulk that the Lamenters fought and destroyed, just prior to the Badab War. Close, but not exactly the same. Because GW reuses previous names CONSTANTLY.
@alfadasfire
@alfadasfire 8 ай бұрын
Badab war? This is going to be good! Multiple videos on this amazing topic! YES LETS GO!!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
I am guesdkng this will be covered on 3 or 4 episodes.
@Balrog4242
@Balrog4242 8 ай бұрын
Space Marine Huron: "Stupid corrupt planetary governors never wanting to pay taxes! I'm taking over!" *five minutes later* "That's it! The Imperium doesn't respect our planet I'm not paying taxes!"
@Nate-qf5zp
@Nate-qf5zp 8 ай бұрын
I like this in ways I can't describe seeing someone in 40k do something productive is amazing and refreshing. Its sad this will end in heresy.
@TheGreatAukGaming
@TheGreatAukGaming 8 ай бұрын
"i aint payin no taxes"- Chapter master of the astral claws
@lawaern3474
@lawaern3474 8 ай бұрын
Monster Musume's Arachnee only wants to tie you up. None of that nightmare bs.
@user-bp6rx9xb4s
@user-bp6rx9xb4s 8 ай бұрын
Just as its true that leaving a monkey on a typewriter for eternity will eventually produce shakespear, when confronted with endless warhammer lore DK will eventually guess the topic correctly.
@LtScarecrow87
@LtScarecrow87 8 ай бұрын
The Lamenters are the only Astartes who are truly inheritors to the Emperors design. Change my mind.
@heavystalin2419
@heavystalin2419 8 ай бұрын
Lorgar.
@TheVector119
@TheVector119 8 ай бұрын
I think if I had the entirety of a planet available to me in almost any way I could desire, I would have a hard time not abusing my position.
@thomasboudreau4246
@thomasboudreau4246 8 ай бұрын
Lets gooooo badab war! Ive got 2k points of carcharodons and I just painted an intercession killteam of lamenters for my buddy!
@noamtepper456
@noamtepper456 8 ай бұрын
I honestly think that sometimes Badab is more interesting then the Heresy.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Many people do!
@necromater6656
@necromater6656 8 ай бұрын
The instigator has a more interesting motivation than "dad went home and didnt tell me what he's doing" and "Horus got shanked with a knife and now he's evil."
@Nate-qf5zp
@Nate-qf5zp 8 ай бұрын
@@necromater6656 Yus, better birth but the climax of the Heresy where primarchs the emperor and the sigilite horus and the fall of imperial supremacy is more stunning to the senses imo. I hate how Abby just gets nervous while his dad is in STASIS AND WILL NOT DIE to blood loss and decides he must ask gods he does not believe exist for help rather than the Emperor.
@evilpigeonsify
@evilpigeonsify 8 ай бұрын
"I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying my taxes"
@archellothewolf2083
@archellothewolf2083 8 ай бұрын
Confirmed: DK is now a Psyker. Sacrafice him to the emporer.
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 8 ай бұрын
Having done the math on it 1 Psyker lasts the Emperor 1 minute 26.4 seconds
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Or Saction him.
@cameronk.2777
@cameronk.2777 8 ай бұрын
Bricky: how did you know DK: it came to me in a vision
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Heresy!
@Phazer923_ghost
@Phazer923_ghost 8 ай бұрын
More lamenters content this shall sustain me for a season
@thegreatpumpkin4564
@thegreatpumpkin4564 8 ай бұрын
Can't believe we're getting Badab! Love it! I used to play Huron' boys back in college, so its got a special place in my heart.
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 8 ай бұрын
The Astral Claws or the still existant Red Corsairs?
@thegreatpumpkin4564
@thegreatpumpkin4564 8 ай бұрын
@@AAhmou Corsairs.
@krennicsaspirations4883
@krennicsaspirations4883 8 ай бұрын
Ah Lufgt Huron the Killdozer of The 41st Millennium
@firemaneminiatures1337
@firemaneminiatures1337 8 ай бұрын
Except Marvin Heemeyer utilized the Lamenters approach and went out of his way to not hurt his fellow citizens
@Dovorans
@Dovorans 8 ай бұрын
​@@firemaneminiatures1337He attacked employees at the neighboring concrete plant, the town hall while it was hosting children's story hour, and a propane storage yard next to an old folks home. That's hardly trying to avoid civilian casualties.
@firemaneminiatures1337
@firemaneminiatures1337 8 ай бұрын
@@Dovorans then try to find a list of deaths in his run through the town. You can't. Because he knew what he was doing and went out of his way to not hot anybody. Closest it got to a casualty was one guy that tried to climb on top of the shell
@Dovorans
@Dovorans 8 ай бұрын
@@firemaneminiatures1337 Thankfully nobody died because the police were able to use the reverse 911 system to evacuate most of the town. I can never understand how people stan a guy who went on a rampage because he was angry the city stopped him from dumping raw sewage into an irrigation ditch.
@YourHumbleNarrator
@YourHumbleNarrator 8 ай бұрын
This was one of the first 40k stories I read, super excited for next week!
@sypho-diaz.thisnamewasgive6866
@sypho-diaz.thisnamewasgive6866 8 ай бұрын
My favorite war and lore. I plan on painting a bunch of Astral Claws up one day
@novataco5412
@novataco5412 8 ай бұрын
5:42 Just want to throw a shoutout to this fan-art I love it so much
@SynodicScribe
@SynodicScribe 8 ай бұрын
Oh boy! More lore with a couple of awesome nerds!
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Glad to see you here! I like your FF 14 lore videos.
@SynodicScribe
@SynodicScribe 8 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte Thank you! The only thing better than making lore videos. Is enjoy other people's videos while I make my videos! haha
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
@@SynodicScribe that is the content creator way!
@fernandozavaletabustos205
@fernandozavaletabustos205 8 ай бұрын
Nice to see you here!
@liamm7242
@liamm7242 8 ай бұрын
Shadowsword (I think thats the right book) goes into a governors family accidently inviting in some chaos, good book worth a read
@westonloy1765
@westonloy1765 8 ай бұрын
It’s worth noting that the word “tyrant” has not always had a strictly negative connotation. Ancient Greeks and Romans were subjugated by many tyrants, here meaning anyone who takes power by force or outside of legal precedent, and some were either revered by the people or at least considered a better alternative to the regime they overthrew.
@Toggi1987
@Toggi1987 8 ай бұрын
Guy Haley´s Shadowsword Book is another good example how bad things can get if you dont wanna pay your Taxes
@Aotearas
@Aotearas 8 ай бұрын
Imagine the vox trashtalk between the Fire Hawks (who are perpetually itching for a fight) and the Mantis Warriors (a chapter known to not take too kindly to people trying to boss them around) trying to bully their way through or get them go away respectively before it actually came to blows.
@jt9565
@jt9565 8 ай бұрын
Guys I am so happy you finally did this because the badab war is one of my favourites topics in 40k! Awesome series
@WolfClant
@WolfClant 8 ай бұрын
why do i have a feeling Bricky was watching isyander and koda's streams before making this episode?
@Irishmonster13
@Irishmonster13 8 ай бұрын
the best part of my workday now is when you guys release a new video while I'm here my staff love yall and it's funny when they ask me if there is a new episode out yet
@solidsentinel1285
@solidsentinel1285 8 ай бұрын
Huron is warhammer’s killdozer story
@Or_Am_I_Alpharius
@Or_Am_I_Alpharius 6 ай бұрын
Lugft Huron has one of the coolest terminator models, super stoked I snagged one before FW took it out of production a few years ago. 17-year old me with the Badab books would be greatly pleased lmao
@theadventuresoftheangrysno8411
@theadventuresoftheangrysno8411 6 ай бұрын
Lufgt Huron's name entered the chat: That one Star Phantom....I'm about to wreck that whole man's day.
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 8 ай бұрын
If the Imperium just bothered not to cut costs, this would ironically have costed waaaayy less than it did. ^^
@aria5614
@aria5614 8 ай бұрын
Monster Museme Spider Lady is a Dominatrix and she will tie people up for some "fun" time.
@ironbomb6753
@ironbomb6753 8 ай бұрын
I knew this story before even the internet was a thing, but it's just so much more cooler hearing from Adeptus Ridiculous. 😂❤👍
@Didorial
@Didorial 8 ай бұрын
Are y'all ever gonna do that book club episode or...
@psychoticwiki2336
@psychoticwiki2336 8 ай бұрын
I hope they mention the tyrant’s guard in the next episode. Huron’s personal guardsmen equivalent force that was astarte trained with his astartes holding the command positions in it for peak performance
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 4 ай бұрын
DK getting the episode topic right is like the one time Jason figured it out in The Good Place :P.
@ryansistryinghisbest
@ryansistryinghisbest 8 ай бұрын
If the topic guess is anything to go by, DK’s latent psychic potential is starting to manifest
@gabrielchin4161
@gabrielchin4161 8 ай бұрын
I thought the opening when DK was asked to guess was a skit.😂
@feralprocessor9853
@feralprocessor9853 8 ай бұрын
Before watching this video, I learned about the War for Badab from Arch's very long series. I would wacth it everytime I eat dinner.
@istvanballa5067
@istvanballa5067 8 ай бұрын
The start of an another awesome series
@lucibvee
@lucibvee 8 ай бұрын
Yippie art (Also bricky, dk and shys models look so good)
@Zivon96
@Zivon96 8 ай бұрын
Oh I REALLY hope they do more of the Eisenhorn books. They're genuinely some of my favourite books in the entire setting.
@Blue-es6rl
@Blue-es6rl 8 ай бұрын
Can you guys do an episode on the solar auxillia so i can understand how they can go toe to toe with space marines in legion imperialis epic and be their own faction 😂
@chaptermaster_Primus_Skryjan
@chaptermaster_Primus_Skryjan 8 ай бұрын
Watching this while my puppy is eeping on top of me
@Transmissional
@Transmissional 6 ай бұрын
Loving the new poster...they are always usually so well done...both the thicc dumpies and the more srs stuff. Also I'm interested in your presentational take for Badab...listened to another KZbinr years ago make a video based on this before my hearing loss which isn't really relevant but it's getting worse anyways I barely understand you guys compared to like 5 months ago but I will continue listening for as long as I am able to cause I love your content.
@philip8498
@philip8498 8 ай бұрын
The administratum cares not from whom the taxes flow, only that they flow
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
Shocked DK didn't try to call it the "Bad Dab" War like he did in the Lamenters episode
@thepoliticalgunnut8018
@thepoliticalgunnut8018 8 ай бұрын
" I will build a beautiful ring of steel, and Cartago will pay for it" -Chapter master of the Astral claws: Luft Huron. I was gifted this comment by another on the ai presidents playing 40k channel
@fernandozavaletabustos205
@fernandozavaletabustos205 8 ай бұрын
If I am not mistaken Arbitor Ian make a video about the Badab War and it is pretty amazing!
@ecyor0
@ecyor0 8 ай бұрын
Seconding the Arbitor Ian video for folks who want the full context of how the war developed/want to fill in the gaps after they finish the Adeptus Ridiculous treatment. He'll do ya right.
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 8 ай бұрын
Yes it is!
@thewerdna
@thewerdna 8 ай бұрын
Tax evasion is a crime, Huron! Its an obligation!
@bbailey1027
@bbailey1027 8 ай бұрын
DK Tzeentchian Cultist confirmed! And a powerful psyker! (but we already knew that ;) )
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 8 ай бұрын
His obsession with Lotara's abs bend him a little toward Slaanesh though
@rowanerickson129
@rowanerickson129 8 ай бұрын
The Badab War is my favorite. Part of what inspired my homebrew chapter
@danieljacob9717
@danieljacob9717 8 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly the Unhallowed Heart had no daemons accompanying it. The only thing it had was some form of psychic presence strong enough to drive people insane, suicidal, or cause them to have a brain hemorrhage.
@TheChiefJimbo
@TheChiefJimbo 8 ай бұрын
I love this place. Shy shows a picture of Quelaag, DK swoons and loves it, Bricky hates it.
@AppalachianWarhammer
@AppalachianWarhammer 8 ай бұрын
Bricks mentions the Q by accident, funnily enough that's probably one of the few races outside Warhammer 40k, that would fuck 40K up immensely. Q: *arrives on a Ordo Mallus flagship* Well hello Mon Capitaine, my you look as droll as Picard Inquisitor: DESTROY THAT XENOS FILITH!!! Q: *Turns lazguns into party popper, replaces the Grey Knights armor with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts, and materializes anti warp mittens onto all the psykers. Q: Now now, no party pooping
@ashrog82
@ashrog82 8 ай бұрын
Totally misunderstood what you were talking about until I saw Picard's name. Thought you were talking about the Qu from All Tomorrows.
@kennethcunningham2572
@kennethcunningham2572 8 ай бұрын
You never disappoint dk, never.
@TheLordofMetroids
@TheLordofMetroids 8 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Lufgt Huron and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
@daemonprinceazriel9113
@daemonprinceazriel9113 8 ай бұрын
Ive been waiting for this. My Army of choice via CSM
@darklords1th755
@darklords1th755 8 ай бұрын
Finally an episode on the best chaos character
@rellikskuppin7417
@rellikskuppin7417 8 ай бұрын
Guilliman - "dUmb BLuE BoOk sPlItS tHe cHaPTers uP" - "Told you assholes"
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