Timesuck | The Russian Sleep Experiment

[@inkblotpro.4403]

Hey Dan I know you probably won’t read this but your podcast is one of the few things grounding me in these really hard times. You have no clue how much your dark comedy and personality have brought fun into my life. Keep being you. Hail Lucifina!!

[@kw4563]

I love that you started doing video with the podcast brother. This will definitely be my preferred method of Sucking from now on.

[@miserylovesshotguns]

Holy fuck, Dan. I nearly pissed myself laughing at the professor bit during idiots of the internet. I love this show so much.

[@AfroBallsac]

I started listening to Timesuck literally a week after you had apparently come to Charlotte, NC back in 2017. Bert Kreischer mentioned your podcast on his own podcast and I was immediately a fan of both the podcast and your comedy after listening to a few episodes. I hope to catch you next time you're in NC! Praise Bojangles 🤘🏿 Hail Dan Cummins, aka Creamlord 🤘🏿

[@frstysnowman]

i haven't slept for years, because that would be too long. -Mitch H.

[@jamesvir2792]

I love being able to rewatch these as many times as I want! Thank you!!!

[@richardrobertsii4401]

I love that you started doing this!! It is kinda weird to sit and watch you sit and talk into microphone in front of a camera...also now that you're on KZbin you are really opening yourself up to the idiots of the internet...can't wait to start scrolling the comments section. Might find some idiot gold in these threads...HAIL NIMROD!!!

[@dillonrogers6417]

Dan thanks for all you do! Can finally see the passion in each show you do ! Also should do timesuck posters or some wall art! Love the show keep sucking!

[@shaneranaekelley9543]

Thank you, thank you, thank you for adding the video. Keep up the kick assery!!

[@recoshin2084]

Love being able to watch the podcasts! Suggestion: lay the audio from the mic over the video so the camera audio is muted ! Thanks so much Dan!!!

[@BadMagicProductions]

The studio isn't setup that way currently. Cheers!

[@shftr3834]

So happy you started doing this podcast. Really loving this kind of content. Hope too see more, Dan!

[@danielmcdowell9526]

This is one of my favorite story's. Even though its not true its still a crazy story. I enjoy your podcast have been a big fan of yours for years and to see my favorite podcast on KZbin its a good day. Hail bojangals.

[@codysutton7578]

Oh check out the "Skin Walker Ranch" for a timesuck man. It would be awe-inspiring

[@leahtockey3777]

Honestly this is my favorite thing to listen to at night I found you around three or four years ago my dad had your comedy playing in the car and I’ve been listening to you ever since. smoothie assault and here comes the spoons are my favorites. 🙂 thanks and keep doing your thing my dude it helps alot of people.

[@michellelflickinger4374]

Started with scared to death. Live both podcasts! Keep up the great work. Oh just to let u know,I'm a peeper lol

[@ReneTheRed]

this is so cool, im so glad i can finally gaze at ur bearded visage while i fall asleep to the podcast

[@libertismith5314]

I have always loved your stand-up! Listening to you introduced me to a whole new world of comedians that I absolutely love (Chad Daniels! ❤). When I heard that you have a podcast, I immediately found a podcast station (I'm very new to the podcast world) & my husband & I listen to you every Monday morning on our way to work! Unfortunately I do not have the funds to subscribe/or become a Cult of the Curious member but I'll always listen to your comedy & podcast as long as I can! Thank you for always making me laugh & for letting me know I'm not the only soul out there with extreme road rage! 😉 keep sucking! Forever your fan, Liberti!

[@TheoVoidTV]

I usually get my suck on at work with headphones. But im def diggin this format!!!!! hail Lucifina!!!!!

[@johnwalters2264]

Best way to enjoy the suck!!! Love this so much!! The hand jestures and facial expressions just add to it. Just one question... why the hell are you not wearing timesuck merch!? "What is big deal" right??? Hail Nimrod!!

[@rosaliedawn6535]

Why does woodie sound like towely from South Park? 😂😂😂 Pure glory. Also I'm proud of Charley for speaking out, abuse in childhood definitely sets us up for choosing abusive partners. Proud of you man. I think this week's updates were amazing, ranging from spooky, to comidic, to super touching emotionally. Beautiful. (:

[@wizefunki3247]

If the claw clippings are unbreakable then how did they become clippings?

[@mothball8820]

im at 34:43 rn. LITTEL DID DAN KNOW ( time traveling karen enters the space time continuum)

[@alexwaterman389]

dammit you got me. cool setup, another great episode, it's also made me want to sleep more

[@angielott83]

Lol this is actually kind of weird to watch for some reason. I love it though

[@therealglop8424]

After watching the video it is kinda funny :|

[@ccrowley2837]

Time to start praying and spraying is the best fucking line I've ever heard.

[@Deric000]

Love your podcast man thank you

[@Koa51911]

Sending all love, always. -❤Chikatilo

[@bleachsanchoblastk]

I've had, and continue to have, intermittent periods of insomnia. The shadowy hallucinations that tend to happen toward the end is always the creepiest part. Never chewed open someone's throat over it though. No that happens in my sleep. I get terrible nightmares and often try to fight back against them irl. In fact my poor partner has been punched and kicked a fair few times. Going to a sleep doctor soon for fear of severely injuring him. I've woken up in the middle of biting my pillow or comforter. I'm afraid of biting someone's ear or nose off in a bought of night terrors.

[@jibb1451]

Speaking of ghost balls, I also had an experience that (thankfully) didnt involve actual ghost balls but was enough to stick with me to this day. Me and my family moved into a nice little red brick house in central Utah a while ago when I was about 8 or 9 id say, and the place just had a very weird vibe. There were a bunch of burried tombstones in our little backyard for what seemed to be various animals, and as if what will come isn't scary enough, there was a horrendous daddy long leg problem in the basement. It was bad. I dont know if you guys ever had a Tamagotchi, but I had one my cousin gave me whose batteries fell out long before moving in. However, every night at 9:03 pm that little thing would play the first bit of Für Elise, before stopping. Every night it would do this while I tried to sleep. Despite having no power whatsoever. I never really beleived in ghosts ever growning up (and still don't, somehow) but one night I woke up at about 4 in the morning randomly, and before even turning over to see what happened I felt like something was really off. There was an uncomfortable silence in the house despite my parents sleeping down the hall and my sister in her bedroom nearby, all our doors open. I turned over to face my open doorway to see a man standing in our hallway between my room and my parents, looking right at me. I remember the general colors of the clothes he was wearing still: a red t-shirt, dark blue jeans, and boots. I couldn't see his face despite the fact he was standing there clear as day looking at me, I still can not remeber his face, its just a blur. I layed there petrified for about 15 minutes, hardly breathing, while he stood there motionless, untill eventually I got out of bed knowing this just wasn't right on a whole other level and it wasnt a meer home intruder. As I got closer I can remember his gaze staying on where I was previously sleeping, not trying to look at me as I crept closer and closer towards him. I eventually got close enough to reach out to see if he was real when it was just gone... I stood there in the hall, arm reached out still, in the dark and started crying out of fear, before slowly making my way to my parents bed to wake them up and tell them. They of course didn't find anything and after that night the Tamagotchi stopped playing music for some reason.

[@dawnhale7628]

Ok so how about "I'll sleep when Im died!" That one seems pretty accurate lol

[@davesistare4250]

Goddamn I love you, Woody. Praise Bonjangles!

[@tmisener20]

Damn it...missed you at Dr grins in g.r. Michigan....any plans to come back to Michigan in 2021?...love to catch a show

[@CudiBuddy4Life]

You're doing a great fucking job, keep it up!

[@bethanyprader2272]

Reminds me of the Reavers from the TV series Firefly and movie Serenity.

[@marlanakendall5809]

Read this story first on Creepy Pasta ages ago. Really liked it. Creepiest thing though is that this clearly fictional story has mutated into 'potentially true' over the internet. Now THAT is scary.

[@ericclark83]

Feels kinda award now while I watching the podcast in the shower. Dan staring at me with crazy eyes while I'm washing my junk.

[@pablogibbs4046]

Pure Gold

[@0liveknows]

I love this Dan the man

[@caroline2978]

I think if I hadn't slept in YEARS... it would literally SHATTER my arms

[@kitrickerns]

You need to read from a teleprompter big guy. Absolutely love you and what you are doing. Would prefer you looking into the camera though. Keep on going!

[@karmic_crypto9te]

57:20 has me weak😂💀

[@DSnake655]

15:48 Hey, Donald Pleasence/Mark Hamill!

[@darthvagrantsaurette2937]

I enjoy your sense of humor very much. Not in a sexual desire way. Probably didn't need to mention that second part,but like to be clear. Hope to meet you in Texas on 26th. Keep doing what you do. Thank you.

[@thewasatch208]

Woohoo here we go!!

[@RonnieGreher]

Love love love video rather than audio. Praise Bojangles. Just say no to Chicken Joe.

[@ianyoung5245]

How was Leesa not the sponsor for this episode?

[@LilFrend]

I LOVE THIS

[@orenthalsimpson]

I was pretty sure Dan made up the ball swapping story and that the Nazi doctor thing was true

[@joshuamedina7292]

The real him actually reminds me of Leonidas

[@KevinWasTaken]

Anyway you could use the audio you take for the audio podcast and put it over the video. Sounds so much clearer.

[@BadMagicProductions]

Not with how it's currently setup!

[@KevinWasTaken]

@@BadMagicProductions Is the audio we are hearing in the video from his main mic, from the camera, or another seperate mic? I obviously dont know the specifics of the setup but it does seem possible to do. The length between the audio version and this video have around a 7 second difference so it could easily just be placed over the video. Not trying to step on any toes I know it's only the second video and I love the work you guys are doing. Keep on sucking.

[@slamminsammyjo]

You got me, I guessed the 2nd and 3rd were the real ones.

[@zidagocumb101]

Very late to this, but the short story was published to 4chan first before being reposted to the creepypasta website afterwards by orange soda. Also Slenderman was initially a something awful photoshop before being made popular by the Marble Hornets webseries here on youtube. The creepypasta website tends to take credit for a lot of others work.

[@DR.B13666]

Lotion bag!

[@izmakk4006]

Wouldn't some sort of amphetamine work to help someone stay up for that long? When I was younger, I took adderall and (I'm not sure if it was because of the adderall or something else) I stayed up for around five days.

[@lelajuckreiz]

funny im literraly studying for my psychology exam and i just read abt this experiment

[@spiritus06]

Where is the ted ex link you promised would be in the description?

[@BadMagicProductions]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnrXhnp8bayXitk

[@spiritus06]

@@BadMagicProductions Ted ed is even better. Hail Nimrod!

[@cryptomon86]

After ten days, without sleep, I started to see the gnomes/knive weilding 10 inch tall people .They weren't a figment of my imagination tho. I could tell they were real. Scared me straight and I never touched that shit again nor was i able to stay up past 1am ever again.

[@sorrelbee113]

The thing about not sleeping in months/years is (mostly) true. It's called fatal familial insomnia, and it does eventually kill you.

[@Jaredpw79]

I don't know man I'm kind of surprised that you don't believe in false flags and things like that to each his own though... I still love you

[@harryknackers5383]

Has anyone here heard of the Canadian Sleep Experiment? Two Canadians tried to stay awake as long as they could, and the first one to sleep lasted just over 81 hours. No stimulation, or gimmicks.

[@msesthheryisterair763]

my grandson was right I do like this

[@ianyoung5245]

Well now you GOTTA do a homage to fresh off the pot!

[@teresakaczynski8780]

A. What is big deal? B. Michael mutha f’n McDonald C. Hail Lucifina!

[@ryanrickman8352]

WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dawnhale7628]

No my gram has talked about slenderman.. that shit was my biggest fear then I was lil

[@karmic_crypto9te]

I'm fucking dying😂😂😂

[@colinmcfadin7489]

PLEASE DO ONE ON WILD BILL A OUTLAW IN THE COWBOY DAYS

[@matthewjameson2936]

Why in the FUCK do you only have 3.6k subs. WE MUST FIX THIS! To the Batmobile!

[@Ghost-sx4ep]

Hail lucfina praise bojengals hail nimrod

[@carlypoth3440]

Yes!!!

[@AZsF1N3ST]

Damn it!! Tried to be the first one here.. Oh well

[@ZECH1189]

Super sucker!

[@1v1thousand]

Oh man that Trump bit around 35:30 in July 2022 is just so..... I don't even know but it's something. Also the guy after that about you more strength and breaking our body's like glass. He got that from an anime. Kore wa zombie desu ka. Good anime not a scitific source lol

[@sugarmoongarden8710]

This wasnt only from.sleep deprivation...I've got severe insomnia for years... i sleep maybe 2 or 3 hours every 24 if im lucky n sometimes I wont sleep at all for 3 days in a row ...that's been for like 30 yrs...no way is it only from no sleep ...whatever was in that gas was what happened

[@neekolisss]

Nice to see the glorious face of our prophet of Nimrod!

[@steveriley7796]

Say this did happen. It was probably the side effects of the gas not sleep deprivation that caused results

[@PNyberg]

Dr. Leo Stanley didn't like this video

[@GloomSlayer69]

It could be because I'm stoned af but I got all 4 stories wrong dang nabbit

[@vicentegarcia7981]

👍

[@tkdblt09]

Man love ur voice and podcast but DAMN Lucifina!! U have a shiny ass head haha :) I'm JK love ya brother!

[@viedaboss3510]

HAIL LUCIFINA

[@Ghost-sx4ep]

If I'm a liar you are to.

[@solomonkane102]

11:00

[@mr.truthspeaker4035]

When are you going to start talking about the subject?

[@sethchamberlin5132]

Not my proudest fap

[@joetillman2676]

No respect for Jim Jeffries

[@bellknapej]

You know this is a FICTIONAL creepypasta right?

[@BadMagicProductions]

Perhaps one would listen to the episode to see if we did, in fact, know this information.