Bailiff Roy Reacts To The Alex Jones Trial | The Daily Show

[@koco23]

I’m DEAD 😂 Roy literally speaking & acting out everything that was going through our minds when that first happened 🤣💀

[@fallfestivities486]

I know right!😂😂

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

LiTeRaLlY

[@moniquewrites9046]

He is sooooo wrong for this! I can’t!! Lol

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

Ditto! I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!! 😆😅🤣😂

[@robertruschak7083]

Conspiracy theorist Noah is covering AJ.

[@tutifruti7488]

Roy blends in like he's really there AND mastered the delete button like the secret service 😂

[@moisesperez4605]

You forgot the DHS, and the Head of the security military, all these Donald J‘s cronies, all these people deleted text messages as well. It’s hilarious

[@insAneTunA]

He secretly serviced his phone 😂🤣

[@elizabethr.110]

@@insAneTunA 🏅👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@tylergodefroy8713]

well they even deleted it off the server, so it happen at a little higher level than just an agent

[@janinechansons]

Bailiff Roy needs to be everywhere!

[@dianas514]

Oh this has to be a series. So much material out there. Would absolutely be hysterical!

[@IAmHereForeve]

Bailiff Roy at Jonny Depp and Amber Heard trial.

[@mjspencer1420]

Ive got to second that emotion. the best laugh i've had in a while. His fake looking at judge, and her REAL react!! absolutley on point!

[@Smileater]

That part me got me too, hahahaha… like “do you believe this Bs?”

[@sardonumspa6033]

That was the best part 🤣😂🤣😂

[@SnoDawg]

If you’re going to second that emotion then we have to play this right now - kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6eclIqdoNV8kJY

[@deathblossomrede8624]

Another great performance by Roy

[@jamesrobinson9646]

Roy Wood Jr is priceless. One of the funniest comedians out there. Very underrated

[@xMaverickFPS]

Roy Wood Jr deserves his own show, for real lol

[@galacticwarlock2271]

He is great.

[@AnNguyen-ff2mk]

he hosts the podcast!

[@iseelondon6202]

He hosted a show on CC that had comics tell a messed up story

[@rolinmaiz1694]

Agreed. Preferably a high end one like what John Oliver's got. Let Roy be Roy without Boundaries.

[@slrdarien]

hes one of my top comentors. love him

[@winkieblink7625]

Lol…I felt the same when Jones was hacking away, wiping, coughing, drinking, picking tissue, clearing his throat…repeat 10 times. Drove me nuts. And where was his MASK!

[@Felix-kd8tn]

My torn larynx Judge Goblin- I mean Gamble....

[@BasedMarysMemoirs]

masks don’t work but enjoy your idiocracy majority bubble

[@karipaturketo5438]

Nah wearing a mask just makes it worst. It's the scratchy cough u get after covid . Hangs around for weeks .

[@knottynate6876]

Hypochondria is a mental disorder

[@mkm44]

He must’ve drank from that empty cup a dozen times.😂😂🤣🤣🤣 That’s a case study of somebody who got caught lying.

[@douglasjohnson8935]

You nailed it Roy... you always do!

[@mehwhyausername1]

1:05 - 1:07 is the funniest stuff ever. I actually think this judge's no-nonsense manner of conducting a trial is both great and leads to hilarious moments of exasperation and annoyance from her

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

That was an amazing timestamp and should be a pinned comment

[@Jimmy1982Playlists]

That judge is an absolute _legend!_ I wish she could preside over every trial... 😆

[@atleastmymomlikesme4870]

@@craigsilver2146 Alex Jones, is that you?!

[@lightyagami1752]

@@craigsilver2146 Cry more, righturd

[@whiterungaurd4635]

@@craigsilver2146 What's is like knowing that bars of soap have more ability for rational thought than you?

[@danielgehring7437]

I love how you don't even need to look at the major part of this to have Jones catching himself in a lie. He specifically says "I'm not a tech guy" despite having spent the bulk of the past 10 years of his career attacking the various 'hacks' and 'e-leaks' that have supposedly come out of the White House.

[@stonnergaming420]

Do you know what the finders cult is?

[@blingbling2841]

Alex wants us to believe he is less of a tech guy than Scam call centers operating out of India.

[@stonnergaming420]

@@blingbling2841 Ehh the real scam are the people that think Alex is in the wrong

[@rachelnyn5543]

@@stonnergaming420 you need to lay off yer 420 a few weeks and then get back to us. 🥴

[@aravenlunatic9028]

"E-leaks" are what Donald likes from Russian "massage therapists";how do ya think Donald's master Putin bought him so cheaply? Donald likes hot golden showers,someone recorded it,Putin found out,Russian agent in the White House for 4 years,and now poor Donald is ignored by his master Putin. Why do ya think he's bending over for the Saudi crown prince by having a Saudi sponsored tournament at his golf club? Money for Diaper Don's greedy little hands makes the Orange Snowflake very happy and he doesn't care who it comes from or how many Americans he lies to to get his money. 😈✌🇺🇲👍💩🚽🤔🙄🤔🙄🤔🙄🤔🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@jleethompson2266]

I love the show Columbo, where most of the time you know right away who did it and how they did it, but the fun is in how Columbo pieces all of the evidence together. The defense attorney took all the fun out of this one. Columbo: "Oh, there's just one more..." Defense: "Nope, no there isn't. It's all right here. Here you go!"

[@ParahSalin]

Columbo: “Just one more thing Sir”😂😂

[@Leonaza7]

Free Speech does not give you the right to Slander, bear false witness or commit Hate Crimes!

[@adoxartist1258]

And it's not a free pass to weasel out of consequences. 🍻

[@randominternetuser2888]

@UCVlH4EjVQABGinJiuBnkXWg weak deflecting. When has cnn directly inspired violence against private citizens by reporting things are fake? 🤔 after Jones knew violence happened against them he did nothing to stop his followers from continuing the harassment.

[@winst0n888]

Fire in a theater and bomb on a plane. Other than those things, every thing else is considered FREE. Quit twisting the Constitution. If you believe in what you just said then whoever put up this video and the judge is guilty of slander. Maybe a hate crime against Alex. Also quit thinking you make the decisions on something that is subjective. Also there is no such thing as hate speech. Only speech that you hate. Sticks and stones people. Learn it and live it. Quit trying to steal money through a bogus civil aka roman court.

[@rneumeye]

The prosecutor basically said... "Speech is free... Lies are expensive." 🤥=💰💰💰

[@MajorHenryL.]

Precisely why Russian Collusion is a hoax👍🏼

[@h.a.s.7612]

0:39 "Perry Mason. Nah, dawg, this is more like Matlock cause you about to get Matlocked up." Gold

[@melissasaint3283]

It's like having having your favourite uncle on the Daily Show😂

[@mrsmucha]

Exactly!

[@SuperSeaRocket]

This is exactly how I feel even though he is two years younger than me lol

[@claude_in_Cincinnati]

"cousin". He too young for "unk" just yet... :D

[@melissasaint3283]

@@claude_in_Cincinnati Nobody's too young to be an uncle! My husband has an aunt who is only five years older than him 😂 to me, regardless of age, Roy has "uncle energy."

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@mrsmucha Hbombberguy roasted Alex Jones best, with Trevor Noah being a Close Second Place.

[@BlackPride49]

The Daily Show is fantastic. Roy is so funny.Whenever I see Roy on the screen,I sit up in my chair and lean forward.Because I know his going to be 👍

[@theMLBfan]

I love these! Roy is hilarious 😂

[@דודוסר]

Roy is one of the all-time greats. A national treasure!

[@mhdivito]

Roy Wood Jr is a gem.

[@simondewitt7161]

Look how scared he looked BEFORE he learned his attorney sent the prosecution all that evidence.

[@Thatguy-qv1wr]

Roy never misses 🤣👏🏻

[@rororose70]

Roy, I can’t with you tonight. My coworkers looking at me crazy from laughing so much. Thanks for the great content ❤

[@seanalexandre5299]

I LOVE Roy! He's awesome! That was brilliant.

[@beccatorres]

I literally laughed out loud that they included the loud camera shutter clicks from the trial and i noticed that Roy double masked. 😷 Glad we can laugh now that we see that the families of the Sandy Hook victims are finally starting to see the justice they deserve.

[@RazorRoo1989]

Amen

[@simsimmaa8343]

Pff yeah right

[@lilly_ann]

Lolll the way the lawyer just sits there 🤣

[@John_Demarco]

"I gave you my phone, so you have it, but I didn't give it to you." He can't even make it through one sentence without contradicting himself.

[@Leonaza7]

Seriously that trail was better than any Law and Order episode or John Grisham novel

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

I couldn't even listen to all of this without screaming out in laughter!

[@vryusvin3905]

The only thing that would have made it better is if the prosecuting attorney was pacing, half-circling the witness stand, and then leaned in at the end and whispered, "I have all your texts".

[@zackfiat607]

@@vryusvin3905 then got tackled by the bailiff

[@lazyperfectionist1]

I don't know. In episodes of _Law & Order_ and John Grisham novels, the protagonists have to spend time _looking_ for clues. That's why episodes of _L&O_ take up the whole hour and JG novels tend to be several hundred pages long. Here, the protagonist details how they were all basically just _given_ to him.

[@vryusvin3905]

@@lazyperfectionist1 True. So it's Law and Order: Alex Jones. Every episode lasts about 10 minutes as Jones' friends immediately spill the beans!

[@indycustommade3568]

Compensatory damages: $4.1 Million Punitive damages: $45.2 Million Roy reacting to the verdict: Priceless...

[@johnduffy8532]

Indeed. There needs to be a follow up!

[@joenisnapje712]

Well done Roy 😂👍🏻

[@kellidinit3725]

This made me laugh. It was almost my internal dialogue watching this the other day. 🤣🤣

[@genexsekwa]

Aaaaaaaall the way down to the “Lemme go on ‘head and delete my messages too, Roy.”

[@pjtiongco]

jones lawyer sitting tapping nervously on his chin is funniest thing. I wish there was a camera at that moment showing his face.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Now for Jones to state his phone was hacked by the government and run to his conspiracy nut cult lol.

[@schrisdellopoulos9244]

We can make the case that this lawyer did it on purpose. The Far Right has no credible attorneys to choose from (even a president had to hire Rudy Giuliani) so he could have easily been bought.

[@MrIsomer]

Unedited, EXACTLY how it transpired in the courtroom. I heard it on InfoWars, so it must be true!

[@mlggamer5296]

His lawyers did so bad that Roy was literally just like "yo I'm deleting my stuff from now I don't want to be in the same position like you man" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smart!

[@chilkat_river]

I actually did wipe my phone after seeing this.

[@viceroyviceroy-wj7cf]

@@chilkat_river no you didnt. Nothing goes away

[@ktheshow4391]

@@viceroyviceroy-wj7cf

[@MemphiStig]

@@viceroyviceroy-wj7cf maybe he meant he wiped the coffee off when he spit on it from laughing so hard...

[@tr1bes]

Nothing is wiped out cleanly. I found messages of my niece talking about her mom and it was supposedly been deleted. I got a nice conversation with the niece.

[@macareuxmoine]

I just love how it seems like the judge is rolling her eyes over at Roy 🙄🤣

[@rachaunadixon2768]

I was thinking the same thing about his coughing while watching! Was looking for the judge to be encased in plexiglass

[@anto.joseph]

I love that they used the law and crime stream and gave them credit

[@bryannedelgado6479]

It’s moments like this trial that gives me a little more faith in humanity 😂

[@cheekynative]

1:06 the judges expression had me cackling

[@sabrinagaytan5699]

Can this be a series, I can watch Roy react to just about anything.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

NOTEWORTHY AF: Hbombberguy roasted Alex Jones best, with Trevor Noah being a Close Second Place.

[@rgrif777]

Hilarious! The Daily Show is probably the funniest show out there. You guys are El Primo!

[@gerardoresendiz6731]

do you know what el primo means clue the cousin

[@rgrif777]

@@gerardoresendiz6731 I meant it as The Prime. The best! I looked it up and it means top quality or importance.

[@gerardoresendiz6731]

@@rgrif777 yeah no that’s a Spanish word meas the cousin literally merikkkans adopte words that they like n change the meaning like cane corzo is dog of Corsica right now merikkkans are saying kane corzo

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

@@rgrif777 Il Primo could be the italian term you meant to use - change one little letter and everyone turns into a duolingo owl

[@gerardoresendiz6731]

@lola type well I have a new word for you fucyu

[@tingdzinkochu]

1:05 Perfect eyeliner between Roy and the Juge!

[@enterthecarp7085]

Roy is the best! Among a very talented crew. 😂👍🏼

[@aaa8509]

I have this feeling that Jones just sank any kind of defense tromp or the GOP had in j6, the committee will just be like "but here is a text message from you saying x" and yeah that's going to be fun.

[@MzYumYum69]

_"you got bloated wrists, lemme just give you one clip"._ 😂😂 IDKW that had me crying laughing.

[@erindunebuggy9772]

Hilarious. Watching Alex Jones squirm on the stand is freakin beautiful......😎

[@sassysuzzi4u328]

👍

[@crazywayne7051]

Alex should have been suspicious of his attorney when he introduced his parents as Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad 🤣

[@RAINBOWINTHEDARK107]

Gotta love Roy. He always brings it.

[@davidbryden7904]

The judge's expression tells the whole story!👽💚🌲✌️☮️

[@rangabashyamcharikesi1383]

I bet roy impersonated his lawyer and messed up real bad 😂

[@timmyspov]

Alex's lawyer was sitting there like he was waiting on the teacher to call him to present the project he knows he hasn't done!!

[@robertdaley8695]

love the look on jones face when he realized he was busted... all those lies finally catching up to him warms my heart

[@leeboriack8054]

Stop! My face hurts from laughing so hard!! Absolutely hysterical. More please 🙏🏼

[@GrumpyYank26]

Mr Roy Wood !!! I know you have just begun with this one. We’re waiting patiently for more. Just so you know. No pressure, I’m just here, waiting… sending love your way too, btw.

[@marcinafaithalbert6841]

love Roy.....hilarious...started laughing the moment I saw Roy's expression at the beginning of the video

[@Oneofthecoments]

Literally one of the funniest things I’ve seen, thank you!

[@montanalou7711]

Perfectly done ✔‼️

[@jeanetteschock4744]

The cough I was surprised by... doesn't he take his supplements

[@reneharkamp4309]

Amsterdam🌷 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂 Nice One

[@gaiagreen2690]

His Caveman Coctail? He does. That's the problem.

[@blingbling2841]

I bet he took his covid shots but went on infowars to claim covid was a hoax too.

[@gorak9000]

Needs more --cowbell-- bonebroth

[@rachelnyn5543]

@@gorak9000 that’s beautiful man!

[@livenandlove1980]

Give Roy Wood Jr. his own show!

[@Yashuop]

Claim your “here within an hour” ticket right here ❤️

[@melissasaint3283]

Excuse me, can I get my parking validated here, too?

[@ryanotte6737]

Nice, is there an after-party, too?

[@angelmelendez2468]

Just so fitting to have attorneys as reckless and careless as he is ! Exactly how most of us feel when we here this con man spew lies for money . Unfortunately the Blame is really on the people who support this clown 🤡. I believe those people contribute mightily to the current condition of the US .

[@rachelnyn5543]

Angel, I totally agree. It’s the ones who know better but keep pushing their lies and they don’t care how it affects others. Frankly I’m ashamed to admit that it is a prevalent and seemingly okay way for these charlatans to propagate more lies and larger lies.

[@terryowen6759]

Maybe his Fans can chip in to pay the 4 million...they are to blame for encouraging Jones ridiculous show

[@baconeggsandwich]

Well, it’s like the 12th attorney he’s gone through, makes sense he’d be at the bottom of the barrel by now.

[@eaglestdogg]

@@terryowen6759 4 million was just compensatory damages. Punitive damages was 45 million.

[@tr1bes]

@@baconeggsandwich really.? Perhaps the 13th will put him in with Bubba. I heard Bubba needs a new pet.

[@lorandoane118]

This was perfect.

[@macareuxmoine]

Have been watching this in a loop. Pure Roy Gold 🥇

[@Anthony_Aú.GreenParty]

When Alex Jones feels the urge to say something and all that comes out his mouth is a bunch of nothing. He probably thinks he's the smartest person in the room.

[@ARichardP]

Yes, everyone else is an idiot. HE has special sources and special knowledge, and great hair. And can yell the loudest. Because he takes all those supplements.

[@whiterungaurd4635]

@Dig424k at least Biden isn't harassing victims and peddling conspiracy theories. *cough cough* like Trump *cough*

[@futureaceone3971]

Well, Alex is a junior college dropout, so he has that intellectual achievement on his resume'.

[@annecosgrove2133]

Thanks Roy, You ALWAYS bring it!

[@NemesisOkoye]

Mat Lock Him Up! 🤣🤣🤣

[@brianszymanski2971]

The funniest thing I've in a long time,thanks for the laughter.

[@lisafink98]

The only time throughout the entire trial that Jones coughed like that was during cross examination. What a fake.

[@katperson1955]

The look on the judge’s face is priceless.

[@jenniferhuffman1835]

I couldn’t stop laughing! Roy rocks…

[@DemocracywinswithHarris]

Brilliant!

[@rolinmaiz1694]

Oh Roy, you are a treat.

[@sa-iw4dr]

Thanks Roy; we needed your funny take! Almost choked.

[@cabbage1791]

Trevor your awesome and such an amazing person!! Keep up the great work

[@RiyazGuerra]

We need more Bailiff Roy in these courtroom news stories 😸

[@irayz2677]

He’s a deer in the headlights Not thinking He’s about to get runned over.

[@frankjandl9613]

ROY WOOD, JR., Giving thought and emotion perfect form in simple sentences. AND it all in the same sentence!

[@michaelRay2576]

This was REALLY funny 👍🏾

[@ninestories2]

Thanks for the captions, Daily Show! 🖤

[@wendy5116]

Needs to be a recurring character

[@rahulsudhir666]

"Perry Mason? Na dawg! This is more like Matt Lock. Cos you about to get Matt-Locked up" - Roy Wood Jr., 2022 🤣

[@stevewillis1916]

Wow you got the whole squad laughing!

[@Tardisbabe92]

This is gold lol I love Roy so much. We need more of Roy during this trial 😂

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

Forget about all the 'Judge' shows, let's see some Congressional Sargeant-at-Arms or Celebrity Trial Bailiff... 😎

[@robkunkel8833]

Absolutely fantastic!

[@lagodifuoco313]

Daily Show is Killin' it!!! Trevor and the crew are the best crew of political comedians out here. Tommy Campbell should be on the show.

[@ecurewitz]

Wicked funny. Thank you

[@mrwilson7617]

Now J-6 committee and DOJ wants a lookey loo at Jone's phone. This is just starting to get spicy.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

The funny part is when they state your lawyer was informed, and since he did nothing we took a look.

[@hindenburg2006]

Bloated wrists?!?! ONE-CLICK?!?!?!?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bradf2442]

I would argue that Tucker Carlson should be next in line he’s caused at least as much damage is Alex Jones

[@Weshoff80]

Brilliantly done

[@riconui5227]

Ah geez! The schadenfreude is practically unbearable, and Roy just makes it........ funnier. As for jones?, I say bring back the pillory.

[@jameekhaynie9967]

I love Roy wood pause lol

[@martylesnick2032]

WELL DONE ROY!

[@azilbean]

We need more of that!!🤣

[@mlggamer5296]

He was coughing a lot is he all right? If any of the court people in that room catches covid I think we all know what happened.

[@jacquesblaque7728]

In point of fact, he (Jones) has never been all right. He's a steaming mess. Roy, on the other hand . . .

[@mandapanda1701]

He said he was coughing because is voice is shot from years of activism. Although before the examination he was on his show and it was just fine😒

[@schrisdellopoulos9244]

It's called malingering.

[@ayannagreen1280]

If he thinks Sandy Hook was a hoax, he probably thinks Covid is also a hoax!

[@ramblerchic8180]

I can’t stop watching this. This is absolutely comic gold

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

grateful for the loop function

[@SwirlyWhirlyXYZ]

I select Roy as my legal representation

[@georgea2334]

VERY NICE! Thank you.

[@yourlogicalnightmare1014]

Like OJ, and countless others, Alex will never have to pay a dime. A famous squatter has managed to stay in a house rent free for decades by filing appeals and stays. Courts are powerless to enforce judgments and powerless to make a case timely

[@meminustherandomgooglenumbers]

Oj didn't do it.

[@yourlogicalnightmare1014]

@@meminustherandomgooglenumbers Yo mama did it, and everyone is thankful 😝✊️🥒💦

[@johnf.rivera8046]

Roy killin' it!🤣