Forgot to do this: A masterclass in getting away with it. Dedicated to @murphyobv
@theblueberrypi61529 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: the joker stickers can’t hurt you if you don’t have any jokers
@idkimmabanned9 ай бұрын
[insert some old mental doctor meme]
@Androided9 ай бұрын
24:28 This is the sound of someone getting away with it.
@drspectred9 ай бұрын
Crime in progress
@CocoTheTortie9 ай бұрын
Peaking the mic was a big tell 😂
@henriandco9 ай бұрын
Disney villain laugh
@YayDragons9 ай бұрын
46:02 The sound of someone who knows hes getting away with it
@SusanooVaL9 ай бұрын
Bro I’m struggling to beat a gold stake period 💀
@KevZJ9 ай бұрын
Chicot was the legendary. I played this all the way to ante 14. There was a lot of negatives along the way. Ended up with 14 jokers by the end, a couple of them were even doing something besides adding temperance value, but the heavy lifting was done by a bloodstone and oops all 6's. I went with a poly glass red seal 8's build as I got the 8 ball from the first mega arcana skip.
@captainramen83159 ай бұрын
we appreciate you, law abiding balatro player
@thiccycheeser699 ай бұрын
Seed?
@neylick9 ай бұрын
@@thiccycheeser69 Seed is always/most of the time in the video's description ( this one is : 5I6YBTI6 )
@kulatoid9 ай бұрын
the change to the blue seal was so well done, I'm glad it's actually worth taking now over the other seals depending on the situation
@LoraLoibu8 ай бұрын
what does the blue seal do
@josephrogers36663 ай бұрын
@@LoraLoibuon wining had give that hand planet card if blue seal is held in hand
@EGO.BReAKERR3 ай бұрын
What was it before, then? @@josephrogers3666
@VivBrodock9 ай бұрын
that laugh as he realized he was going to get away with it. lol
@walkingtaco129 ай бұрын
Guys I wonder if he gets away with it
@martinbalke18439 ай бұрын
@24:31 when Dracula locks you and your girlfriend in his castle
@OceanManFan9 ай бұрын
IT'S FINALLY HERE
@Ghaz0029 ай бұрын
24:30 top tier maniacal laughter
@Ally1409929 ай бұрын
One of the most impressive runs I’ve seen. Your knowledge of the game and foresight is great.
@rkidy9 ай бұрын
Definitely wouldn’t call the blue seal busted. I think, in an ideal world, every seal should be equally powerful. Before, blue seal was by far the worst compared to the other seals. Now I think blue purple and red are all relatively equally powerful, and while gold seal doesn’t have the same raw power long term, it does provide a nice short term boost and combinations with jokers that re triggers played cards are very powerful.
@Ailtir9 ай бұрын
I think its better to open empress before opening a celestial pack of 3 planets, if you hit the 2/9 chance to get the planet you want you can keep the other planet as a blocker to have a 3/8 chance to get a second copy of that planet from the pack. (It also makes your fool better in the future on average.) If you open the pack first you have a 3/9 chance to get the planet you want, if you get it you now have no blockers for your empress and only have a 2/9 chance to get the second copy. 2/9 + 3/8 > 3/9 + 2/9 The probability of getting one/no planet is the same regardless you will see 5 unique planets in both cases. I haven't checked but I'm pretty confident that this actually reverses for the mega celestial packs where you get to pick 2/5 and its better to open those before empress. I know if I am wrong I will be swiftly corrected, I hope somebody else can double check this for me.
@adriensoubelet96649 ай бұрын
*high priestess yeah, looks good
@samspin4299 ай бұрын
Your numbers are pretty wrong but your advice is sound. You have to take into account that each planet card cannot be a duplicate, even within a pack. This means a high priestess card has a 1/9 chance for the first planet and a 1/8 chance from the second. This continues for each card in the Celestial. Your logic is still correct for the order though because opening the priestess after the pack is exactly the same as opening a jumbo pack instead. I did some math on the mega packs and think you are also correct there; you should get 1.85 copies of that planet on average opening the mega first and 1.24 when opening the tarot first.
@Ailtir9 ай бұрын
@@samspin429 1/9 + 8/9*1/8 = 2/9. My math is correct.
@drspectred9 ай бұрын
Your math is correct. Your conclusion is sound.
@samspin4299 ай бұрын
@Name-tv7fs For some reason, that feels really wrong to me, but you're right. Oops
@spost9 ай бұрын
im 12 min in and i can confirm he is currently getting away with it
@verg4469_7 ай бұрын
that was one of ur best videos man pretty sure thats the second time iv watched the full thing and quite possibly wont b the last time lol
@randomentirely10069 ай бұрын
Isn't gold stake jokerless the same as purple stake jokerless?
@VivBrodock9 ай бұрын
yes but shhhh
@madhavraghu9 ай бұрын
yea but gold stake
@davidaugustofc25749 ай бұрын
Yeah but
@enderguardian74439 ай бұрын
now it is but shh gold stake sounds cooler
@thiccycheeser699 ай бұрын
yeah but gold stake gets more views
@Vearru9 ай бұрын
I think the new blue seal is probably fine since it’s a maximum of 3 planet cards per round, and you do need to be playing the hand you want to level up last, which means you can’t transition builds very easily if you get it early as was show cased in this video. I think that straight’s on the abandoned deck are just the most powerful thing you can do with an early blue seal at the moment since they are reliable to get and they are significantly more powerful than any other reliable hand (unless you consider four of a kind reliable).
@RyanTheEditor_9 ай бұрын
I genuinely can’t tell if he intended to do jokerless at the beginning and was just pretending to ignore jokers or if all the options were just so bad through out the game and he was doing so well that he just didn’t need jokers lol
@honeyjars9 ай бұрын
12 minutes in and it definitely is the case he just decided to keep going without them haha
@Josh-mb8tu9 ай бұрын
You could tell when he didn't even acknowledge a perfectly fine mail in rebate
@matthewklementowski67429 ай бұрын
You could tell at 1:02:02 when he gets a soul card in the shop
@RyanTheEditor_9 ай бұрын
@@matthewklementowski6742 I know by that point in the run yeah but in the beginning did he intend it
@ottertvmtg62299 ай бұрын
wow those blue seals really carried this whole run
@ras0k9 ай бұрын
what a glow up on what used to be the most useless seal
@anynameinastorm9 ай бұрын
29:59 peak getting away with it. A crime was committed here and will go tragically unpunished
@Tv6O6O9 ай бұрын
I think he might be able to get away with it
@xavier.triplett9 ай бұрын
Keep up the great content! Love your videos!!
@RyanTheEditor_9 ай бұрын
Do you feel like the new blue seal is to overpowered now? I mean getting level 40 on any hand was pretty much impossible even with jokers built around leveling hands and the telescope voucher but now you just did it without any jokers and without telescope.. feels a little busted lol
@druidplayz23139 ай бұрын
Shhhh
@slowlylosingitaaaaaa9 ай бұрын
I was wondering, so new blue seal spawns the specific planet of the last hand you play?
@Misty_FT9 ай бұрын
@@slowlylosingitaaaaaa yeah, it spawns the last hand you play as long as it's held in hand
@CaTastrophy4279 ай бұрын
-tell that to my v1.0.0 unseeded level 73 flush house build- checkered deck, got double Blueprint in ante 2, destroyed 5 cards (IIRC 4 spades and a heart) with immolate thanks to the same mega spectral pack, converted a bunch of spades to hearts with sun and destroyed more with hanged man to have an almost fully hearts deck by ante 5, and on ante 3 I got Space Joker and Oops All 6s, with Bloodstone on ante 6 to replace some other xmult. With more deaths and strengths, I converted most of them to 8s, 5s, and Aces - hoping for Fibonacci and/or Hack, which never came - by the time the run ended on ante 14 or 15, and I negatived two things along the way to make room for a Brainstorm and a Lusty Joker. I'd just play two or three flush houses every blind, with 3 shots at a 1/2 hand level up each time for an average of about 4 per blind, 11~12 levels per ante, not counting telescope giving me another 1~3 per ante most of the time. I lost bc I forgot to move Bloodstone to be triple duped for the 3rd Flush House, and didn't find a 4th with my remaining hands.
@Misty_FT9 ай бұрын
I just got to the point of the video where I think this comment was made, and forgive me if this is a major skill issue on my end but in my opinion, planet cards were severely underpowered compared to tarots, the new blue seal puts it at a similar level to purple seal spam. Also, as demonstrated in the video, sometimes you have to play or discard your blue seals if you don't just want -x hand size and ruin your chances.
@SakanaKogane9 ай бұрын
Well Gary, he's a doctor, we can trust him
@verg4469_7 ай бұрын
man i love your content. you should be a bank robber cuz u always get away with it
@lucasc89729 ай бұрын
I think while the blue seals are very powerful, they’re around as strong as red seal
@Chemcat1869 ай бұрын
yup, Im only at the first ante and I can already tell he's getting away wit it
@sammoon78978 ай бұрын
This is the best Nutty Professor sequel so far
@aprettycoolname48399 ай бұрын
Blue seal was insane this run
@TheSeeker2259 ай бұрын
I really like the blue stamp change. 💙
@burning65959 ай бұрын
Can someone please tell me who “Blucille” is?
@jdthirteen139 ай бұрын
I believe that's the sister of Uncle Phil's pool cue
@intevolver9 ай бұрын
Did you plan to do this Jokerless from the start and feign interest in the passing stickered fools? If not when did you decide?
@RaptieFeathers9 ай бұрын
B-b-but Straights unplayable! There's no way it's possible to do a Gold Stake, Jokerless, and Straights-only challenge! :O (First ante doesn't count, because you gotta play whatever it takes to beat it)
@stupxd9 ай бұрын
The good old classic
@derfooler38559 ай бұрын
That soul card is the only punishment he received
@artemiskearney80199 ай бұрын
Is there any downside to using a random card in a celestial pack instead of skipping? (I guess the animation takes a bit?)
@oliviapg9 ай бұрын
Screws up the next Fool card you see
@tangy30039 ай бұрын
silly thought: in obs you can make scrolling text, maybe you could add like a text marquee ticker thing at the bottom of the screen where its all black? that's space you're not using and it could be great for flavor
@lukesanford90269 ай бұрын
Did he ever say that he was gonna go jokerless or did it just...happen?
@white-sock8 ай бұрын
Two and a Quarter Straights is a great band name
@BennyAlex989 ай бұрын
Isn't it better to play a hand with 5 cards at first instead of discarding and then playing only 4 or 3 cards ?
@drspectred9 ай бұрын
Without any Jokers, any Hand which isn't a Straight scores too little to be relevant. And then once we know a Straight one-shots, we avoid playing Hands until after we draw the Blue Seals. However, it is worthwhile to play throw-away Hands to save Discards for Purple Seals. And to a lesser extent, it's worthwhile to save Hands for Lucky Cards and Gold Seals.
@BennyAlex989 ай бұрын
@@drspectred i mean to throw away 5 cards by playing is much better than using a discard if the hand does not win (if the deck i not well optimized yet and we need a specific card)
@VirtualMarmalade9 ай бұрын
I kinda feel like it's a real problem for the difficulty curve that purple stake jokerless is now identical to gold stake jokerless it really feels like there should be some other added difficulty there... If I was to backseat design for a second I would change the Blue stake to add perishables, the Orange stake to add rentals, and the Gold Stake to be -1 Discard AND -1 Hand per round. Also partially because current blue stake -1 discard per round is kind of unfun imo
@lorenzomarchi38209 ай бұрын
Great vid but im wondering: why does the blue seal always give you saturn?
@drumstep91359 ай бұрын
That's what the change to blue seal in the experimental build (and upcoming patch) does. It used to give a random planet, now gives you the planet of the round winning hand you played.
@lorenzomarchi38209 ай бұрын
Thanks !! @@drumstep9135
@DanNguyen-oc3xr9 ай бұрын
how much restarting did you do for this run lol
@sugarhyp9 ай бұрын
The soul card was Chicot :(
@crimsonitacilunarnebula9 ай бұрын
Black deck gold jokerless?
@TVBenSifka9 ай бұрын
Blue seal might be really good now
@CaTastrophy4279 ай бұрын
I wonder how far you could take this
@VriskaAppreci8r9 ай бұрын
1:11:05 you threw the lucky 7 instead of the gold blue seal 7. your final hand could have been 3 lucky cards 2 glass cards. sad
@roryvanberkel41399 ай бұрын
Blue seal is awesome now.
@TheSeeker2259 ай бұрын
30% win rate lol ? Man, do I suck at this game. I couldn't tell you the last time I pulled off a win even on the easier stakes. It seems way too RNG dependent. I haven't played on the new patch yet so maybe things will get better.
@alenshirvanyan4739 ай бұрын
Brother I can understand that but based on what BU showcases here (and tbh what I’ve learned from hundreds of hours of Mario party) is RNG manipulation It’s not about always getting exactly what you need but rather making decisions where most outcomes will benefit you
@ImNetheN9 ай бұрын
this game is surprisingly skill dependent actually BU has said that he doesnt play that much outside of recording so you can win a lot if youre good at the game
@TheSeeker2259 ай бұрын
Like I said, I'm not great, and I don't sit and reroll till I get a decent start, so there's that. The game obviously has balance issues, which is what the patch hopefully addresses.
@TheSeeker2259 ай бұрын
@ImNetheN Also, I wouldn't consider a 30% win rate to be skilled based. I'm sure Slay the Spire Pros have a much higher win rate.
@Permafrost19 ай бұрын
@@TheSeeker225 and slay the spire is a different game lol
@abdulazizmohammed87979 ай бұрын
There's no way
@Marcello10109 ай бұрын
Never lucky!
@Wazy0029 ай бұрын
Was hoping it wasn’t beta branch gold stake but I’ll take it
@notabandicoot52279 ай бұрын
Daily gaslighting. Helping my trauma bond along…… 😂
@Agamemnonoverhead9 ай бұрын
Away with it, is what he got
@davidperezflores89339 ай бұрын
hi
@thekevinc9 ай бұрын
i live for hard mode
@gruvarbetare08388 ай бұрын
Man… I guess I’m just really bad at this game :/
@l93249 ай бұрын
i knew it
@Franklin_Johanessan9 ай бұрын
yo
@ethandavis73109 ай бұрын
New blue seal should definitely drop the guarantee for a 50% or 66% chance. You definitely should not be able to get away with this
@skulaaa9 ай бұрын
Jist terrible changes to the game. Most jokers have stickers and are unplayable
@MD-qt1of9 ай бұрын
I love your videos, but can you try to stop saying "ummmm" in such a high pitched voice, its so jarring 😅😅😂 25:39 31:08 35:17 51:19 1:06:05 1:06:43
@philipkasimir58359 ай бұрын
? That's not very kind
@MD-qt1of9 ай бұрын
Yeah I hate myself for it, but it may just be a temporary habit he's unaware of. Sometimes I have to take a break from the video because of it, I cant help it! Just being honest and hopefully it helps.
@Permafrost19 ай бұрын
Its fine?
@Oswald-hb2mj9 ай бұрын
It's cute
@totowhoa20119 ай бұрын
I've literally never noticed this
@WRanger879 ай бұрын
Playing without Jokers makes the game less interesting. Don’t take the main mechanic out of your playthroughs.
@8BitTurmoil9 ай бұрын
buddy the video says jokerless there are a million other balatro vids for ya
@druidplayz23139 ай бұрын
@@8BitTurmoil ur expecting the guy who comented this to read?
@pepe_fun_times9 ай бұрын
Yes I’m sure he’ll never use another joker again! We are damned to this hell for eternity!!!!
@l93249 ай бұрын
i think you're watching the wrong guy
@CaTastrophy4279 ай бұрын
It's basically just a challenge run lol, don't hate on it, he's not suggesting anyone could or should do it, he's just showing that it's technically doable - just like the people who play Fire Emblem games with only one specific character, or who try to beat various other games without jumping/pressing a given button/etc. Showcase, personal satisfaction, extra challenge, all are valid reasons to do a run like this, and there's no reason to complain about how others play a singleplayer game/mode. If you don't find it fun, don't do it yourself, but don't tell other people not to do it, because they might find it fun. I certainly intend to try this myself, maybe not with straights (probably full house or flush), because I personally enjoy putting restrictions on my playthroughs for extra difficulty, if I found it easy enough the first time without those restrictions.
@Briggetchu2528 күн бұрын
24:30 this is the moment he knew he'd get away with it
@dukeoflemonade25 күн бұрын
That laugh was diabolical, usually when my professor laughs like that, it means something dire for us students.