New Metal Releases March 2024 Dödsrit, Septage, Critical Defiance, Slimelord, I AM THE INTIMIDATOR

[@Morkeric]

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

[@MiserablePyre]

PRAISE HELL RAISE DALE

[@MiserablePyre]

Yo I'm pumped that you enjoyed the I AM THE INTIMIDATOR record, appreciate your support here and on your Twitch stream. You have made the past few weeks of my life very livable, I am grateful!! 😊 With that said, I shall post my latest manifesto here now that I have the floor: Drive FAST! Drive HARD! Dont do drvgs unless you're good at them, practice makes perfect! Raw metal or bust! Velvet Cacoon is the greatest band to come out of the pacific NW! Tell people you love them!! "DALE OR DEATH OR BOTH"

[@Sillychops1]

Stay epic

[@MiserablePyre]

@@Sillychops1 NO GUARANTEES NO REGRETS

[@ryanbrooks619]

DALE OR DEATH OR BOTH is my favorite thing I've read all week

[@jmhanelineiv]

First time I actually knew a band before they were featured on here! Pumped for the new Dödsrit!

[@VIGLounge]

Looking forward to Slimelord and Dodsirt. I have to shout out the Albin Revelation by Serpents Oath. Fantastic black metal release!

[@w.bancrofti]

Excited for the new Septage ans Slimelord record. Also looking forward to following releases in March: Brodequin - Harbringer of Woe | Vorga - Beyond the palest star | Acathexis - Immerse

[@Ativan_Halen]

I thought the dog was a cougar and I was gonna respect you that much more

[@IncorrigibleBigotry]

But now you're kinda disappointed and you probably won't see Blayne in the same way any longer.

[@kauffeemug]

Excited for Slimelord, Skeletal Remains, and Civerous. Also the new Convulsing album is great!

[@noogie3784]

My Man.

[@FlorpingAllOver]

So psyked for Dödsrit

[@engelbeer]

Aguante Critical Defiance ctm! 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🤘🤘🤘

[@paradoxicalbum4489]

This was the greatest episode of metal monthly. Please never change.

[@johnzavradinos4677]

You mention Sum 41's new one, but you don't mention that Exhorder is releasing their record on the 8th? Shameful.

[@krisdaschwab912]

I'll take Sum 41 over Sonata Arctica.

[@thomassibley9475]

Sum 41?? The pop punk kerrang band?

[@lemuelmetal]

Yeah very shameful! 🔥🤘

[@johnzavradinos4677]

@@thomassibley9475 ,yup!

[@martglass9503]

Dodsrit inject the right amount of Crust/D-Beat.

[@dasbeard6667]

Damn. No mention of Skeletal Remains, Apparition, Civerous, or Hate Force whatsoever.

[@tjcaruthers5593]

As a long time NASCAR fan a can find an appreciation for the pallet clinse.

[@metalyuppie]

The new Slimelord record is absolutely sick. Mind bending.

[@jesusvergara4388]

Damn, Blayne was unhinged on this one, and I loved it! Great records recommendations.

[@tundraillustration]

Brussel's Sprouts 😂😂😂

[@jonthethrasher3470]

Critical Defiance is THE shit! Happy to see more people taking notice, because they are an awesome, awesome band. Their debut, Misconception, is brilliant.

[@davidmoore349]

Somehow I watched I AM THE INTIMIDATOR right after it was put on youtube. I was like 250 views and figured "oh this will be so bad" then... it was good and I just didn't know what to do. Also, as a person that gets up way too early in the morning to watch races from all over the planet I enjoyed your F1 joke.

[@budafuka]

Been following this dude since his Dead Man Trail cover. The dude fucking rips.

[@spencergrady5501]

Nice t-shirt and dog. Like that Slimelord album a lot, but Septage is my pick of those.

[@Nachtghul]

Damn, no mention of the new Devastator album that just dropped on March 1st.

[@MIKELiscrazy]

Don’t apologize for giving us the heavy shit, we need it! The only record on this list I had already heard of was the Slimelord record and I think the others are gonna be great, thanks!

[@helios7170]

I for one actually want *more* heavy albums! \m/

[@runningbeara.k.a.indigenou789]

I wish I could hit the like button twice for this one. Great episode.

[@Mikappa.]

You forgot the new album of Firewind

[@DrTabarnak]

I might be wrong but I think the guy who is I Am The Intimidator is the same guy who did the Divorced Dad anime.

[@lordempaler6442]

Brodequin releasing Harbinger of Woe on Seasons of Mist on March 22nd

[@HopeOrDoom]

I am the Intimidator sounds like Chris Cornell doing Trad Metal and I’m totally here for it 🤗😎

[@Bigmay85]

GET THE SLIMELORD ALBUM! So f'in good! 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@CubzAna]

Skeletal remains- Fragments of the Ageless coming out March 8th!

[@stevenanderson3936]

No Skeletal Remains mention??? How no?

[@deadlybeavis2601]

Brussel sprouts are good. 👍

[@MrRoundthetwist]

APOGEON “Cyberstrictive” new album getting left out for this month is inexcusable and unacceptable They are from 🇨🇦 at that (not that it matters cause the album is 🔥)

[@danielwheeler1082]

bummed he didn't mention the full length debut by mutilation barbecue coming out on March 29th

[@Drforrester31]

Dödsrit sounds pretty fuckin awesome. Just today I found out about another black metal album from Crystayler that was also quite a fun listen

[@kuzeyalemdar]

SEPTAGE ULANNN Slimelord da iyidir severiz

[@melvinramone2605]

As always a bunch of stuff I need to remember to check out. My favorite part though was how pissed the dog looked about the kick.

[@alvinn.5659]

All Hail Critical Defiance, the three albums are masterpieces.

[@Sillychops1]

Not usually here for the palate cleanser but hot damn!

[@georgekostis5403]

Why am I the only one who didn't know Haunt released an album March 1 independently.

[@rockkiall]

Septage rules! I have the comp album on cassette. i can't wait to get this one.

[@noogie3784]

Don't sleep on the new Civerous (another 20 Buck Spin release).

[@jamesd880]

Blayne you’re my favourite internet metal weirdo, and I say this as an aficionado of internet metal weirdos

[@Lord_of_Dread]

I was not expecting to actually burst out laughing multiple times when I clicked this, but laugh I did!

[@FingersMcNasty]

F1 and Heavy Metal go together like Beer and Cigarettes! 💪🏼🚬

[@siorghlas4616]

I Am The Intimidator is fire af lol. Hope they have merch

[@MiserablePyre]

CDs, DIY tapes, and I just started vinyl pre-orders today! Hoping to do long sleeve shirts but that might be a while from now

[@curvedwallride]

Keep it ornery.

[@chim-choo-ree]

I actually listened to the new Ministry. If you like Ministry, it's probably fine, but it gets a little goofy at the end. If you don't like Ministry, then see how far you can make it into the album before cracking.

[@krisdaschwab912]

I like Ministry, but the last fifteen years have been (sigh) rough.

[@8523wsxc]

...and no AI album covers. Hats off to real artists.

[@SidSub]

y'all need to check out the new Convulsing that just dropped!!

[@Darkseb22t]

Nice upgrade in mixing

[@JC-yr5by]

melodic bm is nice :( common blayne

[@broz666]

you're so weird! wait! I'm weird too. love it!

[@paulcadden7507]

erm.....SLIMELORD....GREAT Cover...I think this Episode definately shows us that the Throne of Ronnie James Dio shall remain empty for the forseeable....sighs

[@Vinylincantation]

Fucking SLIMELORD!!!!

[@vaevictis_]

How is Judas Priest, borknagar, or Bruce Dickinson albums not reviewed? Some of the most anticipated and well received albums this year so far from legendary acts

[@MiserablePyre]

Because it's time to make room...

[@philipskein169]

This month is pure filth

[@tiagomonteiro4422]

Last band is "' 💯 'MERIKAH"

[@thesvc2006]

best episode yet lmfaoooooooooooo

[@AlienatedQc]

so much good metal this month! Apogean - Cyberstrictive Phenomenal Toronto Tech Death! Ecclesia - Ecclesia Militans French doom. Its like an epic and heeeeaaavy Ghost Lutharo - Chasing Euphoria Hailing from Hamilton, Ontario. Its thrash its power its melodeath and its so fun! Fathomless Ritual - Hymns For The Lesser Brendan Dean from Toronto gives us a weird (in a positive way) technical and cavernous death metal. Also, sick artwork by Marcio Blasphemator. Defect Designer - Chitin Again, some weird (positive) prog death metal from Norway. And the cover art! Super weird, unsettling but beautiful from Ian Miller (Ulthar). Messiah - Christus Hypercubus Swiss old school death/thrash pioneers, the end. Stormhunter - Best Before Death heavy, fun, power,fun, speed, fun metal Scavenger - Beyond the Bells Old school true heavy metal from Belgium.

[@8523wsxc]

I think Dödsritt are punk af.

[@shawneaston3355]

Definitely gonna check out Dodsrit, right up my ally. RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE!

[@mofongotron]

For those curious, the record label name for the Septage record "Me Saco un Ojo" translates to "I take out one of my eyes." Appropriate given that it's a gore metal album, jaja.

[@nicktankard1244]

Ecclesia is releasing thier second album this week. I'm super excited. One of my favorite new bands. Amazing heavy doom metal with incredible vocals

[@mitchreed5225]

This video is 100% Blayne making up for having to review spiritbox a few years back ha ha

[@westonvirginia6458]

I can't wait for that Coffin Storm record! Also, psyched to see Critical Defiance coming out with another record.

[@voxextremos22]

For those who like Tech Death Apogean, Wounds and Hideos Divinity and ABorted

[@sianthorw5537]

loved the content, but have a sneaking feeling Blayne was "advertising" himself here...all good if he was, it just had that feel.

[@None_More_Metal]

You should definitely do a show on Danish metal! Tons of great new bands coming out of there on all genres!

[@duncanrodd7691]

Killing it Blaine 🤘

[@rkk667]

Great picks

[@Chatman666]

It took me WAAAAY longer than it should've to realize the dog is real. Sorry. 🤣

[@peesnlav]

you missed edgeflame!!! best fn metal album of 2024

[@sickdesmo]

About new VLTIMAS on March 15th!?

[@sbolton666]

Who doesn’t like gore-grind?! For shame….

[@absolutedeafness1173]

The doggo 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@razrhoof]

Sum 41? 😂😂😂

[@turbostatic1]

S E P T A G E

[@Nizzon.]

Doggo so tired and annoyed by all the ruckus.

[@alexperry4691]

Exhorder and Early Moods also March 8th!

[@chim-choo-ree]

It's Heaven multiplied by Hell.

[@1Willpower12]

i had the slimelord album on tape preordered and it was great

[@TrevorGintheplace2Be]

You're the best Blayne!

[@xxAM93xx]

I’m all here for the gnarly records haha

[@mattfleurant9295]

Scariest thumbnail ever

[@Whereowlsknowmyname]

Soo funny and helpful,!

[@pong86r]

THANK YOU, BLAINE!

[@BoennaBornai]

Keep bringing the weird!

[@mehdilif4490]

👋🏼 I kinda like the joke about F1 vs Nascar

[@jamesseverson1330]

So whats your honest opinion of the new ministry album? Lol

[@lorenfarque1571]

NEVER CHANGE BLAYNE NEVER CHANGE 10/10 NO NOTES

[@bobsala7780]

Blackbraid and Dissection would like to have a word with you about melodic black metal being "genre fence-sitting boredom".

[@TheBurningHam]

No Hamferð???? 😭😭😭😭

[@jamesgwarrior1981]

👏🏽 bravo

[@TheLUKE1050]

Exhorder ?

[@stefanschnitzel3394]

Grossness? I meant for it to be wholesome:((

[@ThePsychedelicCinema]

Dude has the audacity to say melodic black metal is boring, yet praises straight up black metal bands that sound exactly the same 🤣 Ironic.

[@MiserablePyre]

A lot of melodic bm suffers from the same problem that melodic dm has, that being the melodic properties having very tired regurgitations of simple ideas that have little to no character. I would rather hear countless Von or Blasphemy clones of bands that suck because they actually suck and not because they're trying way too hard 😂

[@Babypapayaproductions]

Yo check out xenoch.

[@selmabas8102]

😂🤘🤘

[@doseofreality420marianetti2]

All trash music, except for the goregrind. And Septage isn't the epitome of dope gore grind by any means. Sure music and genres are all subjective but ultra brutal deathgrind and goregrind are the only good metal genres. And not gore noise.

[@eddiemaiden4751]

I can't wait for the Critical Defiance release. The Country of Chile has a lot of great Thrash metal bands and Critical Defiance is one of those gems.