US Army Ranger School | Breakfast Challenge | 1,600 Calories in 4 minutes

[@kevindoherty126]

I ate that whole breakfast everyday. Crushed it. The key was eating your eggs and prep other stuff while you're chewing. French toast in FL was better than the pancakes though

[@johnnygreene2976]

I'm not sure what Army mess hall chow is like today, but breakfast in the Ranger Company (before the battalions were started up) I served in was the best meal. I always ate two pieces of toast covered with hash browns, a ham n' cheese omelette, and then smothered in S.O.S. with bacon on the side and an order of pancakes. The other meals were nothing to write home about. Some of the stuff we did with C-rations in the field was more creative than the cooking in the mess hall. I did get the opportunity to eat at the Open mess hall at Eglin--those Air Force guys ate really good.

[@abnrangerjapo]

Kevin Doherty only way to eat French toast was to put peanut butter. I have yet to eat bb pancakes 🥞. (Mountain recycle)

[@Zezima69]

I play airsoft and eat MREs GOML

[@Covey7342]

Johnny Greene Ranger chow is still the best chow in the Army

[@kdks38]

hell no the french toast was trash. Mountains always had the best breakfast

[@45shfifty]

Never use a fork when in a military school. If it can't be eaten with a spoon or your hands it wasn't meant to be eaten.

[@romanboss22]

Big facts.

[@BiteSizeFeed]

Whys that 😂

[@romanboss22]

To avoid pain.

[@beachdaddy5588]

Nice!

[@kenwaynewalker28]

100% correct...In USAF basic we had to get all 3 utensils...We only used the spoons...

[@staysharp_chaos]

I had a dude in my class who was an actual 5th RTB worker (OpFor) and was going through the school with me. He was sneaking out and going home every night banging his wife and eating a shit ton of food. One night they pulled the fire alarms and he was no where to be found. All the sudden he comes out of the woods and says, “I fell asleep in the shitter.” Never saw him again.

[@ratway2263]

That definitely sounds like the army my mind can't comprehend what you just posted as rational logic.

[@minifratellijames]

Never saw him again because the CIA immediately recruited him for displaying ingenuity I'm going to guess

[@jeffwillis1214]

Chode Stephens recruited him straight to CAG

[@forwardobserver2048]

Popeyes Bait run. The wife was a bonus.

[@sharki9876]

I don't get it what happened to him

[@fru8365]

FYI: Nick is an officer and therefore obligated to deploy utensils

[@mlarson]

@Steelmonger888 he was a lieutenant he's out of the army now

[@tangocharliedd-2146]

@Steelmonger888 oh come on did you ever become an officer?don't judge people before you been through what he through

[@Druhmher]

The REAL key is to take a sip of liquids after every bite of solids to melt it down faster.. All American, all the way!

[@jacobw.4911]

Alex Rincon big facts when I had to shovel down a fuck ton of mashed potatoes given to me I put them in my mouth then drank my water and it disintegrated in my mouth. A pile of taters the size of a grown mans palm gone in about 15 seconds

[@marlkalone7361]

Imagine if Matt Stonie went to ranger school. 😂

[@christian-vr1qt]

He would be done eating before even sitting down

[@olengagallardo8551]

Marl Kalone He can out eat all of em,easy!😂

[@technotank2172]

Proudwhiteamerican how do you know he pukes it all up? He’s a competitive eater

[@imperfectdeath4302]

Proudwhiteamerican you’re an idiot lol he doesn’t puke it up. You know how unhealthy he would look if he did? Competitive eaters do not do that.

[@huhwhat7527]

AmericanRace4me start talking when you get some research done. I could also assume that you’re an uneducated 7 year old living in your moms basement?

[@johnnygreene2976]

I like the strategy you used in eating breakfast at Camp Merrill. Back in 72, I just stuffed everything in my mouth and washed it down with the juice. I didn't even melt the butter. I ate it as is on the pancakes--which, to this day, are the best I've ever eaten--and smothered them in a pool of syrup so they just slid down my throat. Unfortunately, I never finished the cereal but then I wasn't much of a cereal eater.even as a child and I had no idea that the uneaten cereal would haunt my thoughts during the 10 day mountain FTX. I will say the french toast at Camp Rudder was also very good. I can't remember the name of the place but there was a restaurant just outside the base (Victory area) that served a Ranger buffet for students. After I graduated, I went there and ate until I puked and then repeated several times. I also went to the PX and picked up probably the one thing I fantasized about the most in Ranger School--Hershey chocolate and Skippy peanut butter. I stuffed myself with that for about two weeks straight.

[@pfdrtom]

The Four Winds? Home of the Ranger Burger?

[@johnnygreene2976]

@@pfdrtom Can't remember the name--but if you came off post it was right off Victory Drive. They scheduled their buffet when a Ranger class graduated--so the place obviously had a connection to the Ranger class cycles. I want to say it was called Ranger Joe's--but I think I maybe confusing the restaurant with a place providing outdoor gear and stuff for Ranger school. The buffet lasted for about four hours and was nothing to write home about on a culinary level other than permitting hungry Ranger students opportunity to gorge themselves on a wide variety of food typical of buffets in the late 60's and early 70's. Mind you, this was before McDonald's introduced the McMuffin.

[@SpaceCowboy909]

Johnny Greene my pops wasn’t a ranger but your comment about getting Hershey’s chocolate and skippy peanut butter from the px reminds me of a story my dad told me about when he was in basic at fort ord in 1970 when they went to the px for basic supplies for hygiene and what not but the DS told everyone do not buy anything except what you have been told to buy and some dude bought like 20 Hershey bars and I guess the DS’s found out and had the dude open up his foot locker and they found them and made the dude eat every single one. My dad said that dude was sick as a dog after eating all those chocolate bars

[@johnnygreene2976]

@@SpaceCowboy909 When I was in the Mountain Phase of Ranger Training during the techniques training they'd let us go to the small PX in the camp with the understanding that we were not to purchase what they called "Hoagie bait" -- which was anything consumable, especially candy. I went there and purchased about $25 worth of candy; which, back then was a shitload of sweets. That night they had an inspection in our cabin and the instructors found my stash. They made me take it outside to the outhouse and dump it down the hole. I'm told by guys that went through in the summertime that while taking a crap in the outhouse hornets would fly in and out of the hole between your legs--their nest was just inside the lip.. The instructors told them don't mess with them and they'll leave you alone. One thing is for sure; no one sat in the outhouse and read the newspaper.

[@johnnygreene2976]

This happened my first time t through the mountain phase and played a part in me getting recycled through the mountain phase. I went through that phase 3 times.

[@barryklinger5229]

Those pancakes are not as good when you go back (as a non- student). Also, always volunteer for the detail. You get to pick off what others are throwing away. I went 13 years ago. Didn't have tater tots. Gravy went on the eggs.

[@Justin-ge6fu]

When I went through a kid sat down and asked for the remainder of another ranger students syrup... RI seen him talk made him stand up and throw his whole plate in the garbage. Didn’t even touch his food... Welcome to Mountain Phase 👍🏻 😂

[@errin1143]

Why not just drink the cereal instead of trying to use a fork or spoon

[@boom91602able]

Ikr. I also would have rolled the pancakes up so I could have them in one hand while I drank the cereal

[@edwardwu2749]

Apparently something about how Officers MUST be seen using an utensil. Only grunts were allowed to use hands and be a complete savage with this meal

[@Duneuniverse]

Edward Wu I’m pretty sure he could’ve ate all that food within 2min if he didn’t need to use his utensils lmao

[@eduardluderich2324]

"You need to eat this as fast as you can" Eats cereal with a fork Dafaq?

[@giannisdrou1199]

officers are only permited to eat food with utensils

[@ryannguyen7466]

Officers need to be classy so no using hand to eat, else he would use his hand and solve as much food into his mouth as much as possible.

[@bkupniewski]

Eating Cereal with a fork #Savage

[@oldnatty61]

Come on? Really!?

[@bigfella2111]

Ok if your not eating in the line your wasting timr

[@Osprey1994]

The question is though are you allowed to?

[@edand69others65]

I guess they will let you throw away your plate then

[@johngarlick9006]

That is the thing for you to do bud lol, you can’t eat in the line can’t touch your food till seated

[@bigfella2111]

@@johngarlick9006 oh just heard stories of people eating food when they are going down the line and when they are taking their tray up

[@johngarlick9006]

я тим yeah people try it don’t go well, the food you ate standing up will come back out shortly lol, but sneaking mustard and ketchup packets is also tried lol

[@hernanmarin3904]

Wow!!!! Ithas been 25 years since I've been through Ranger school.... good memories!!!!!!

[@obreycarlpinkihan4516]

Matt stonie: 4 minutes for a breakfast? P A T H E T I C

[@otetechie]

Some days I regret not going to ranger school. But I had just finished 18 months in Afghanistan, most of which was spent barely surviving at an OP over Kamdesh.

[@dangolden5696]

You just brought back a lot of memories and yes the bathroom/latrine scene was inevitable.

[@acrylixglazer5944]

You forgot coffee cake my dude... I loved that coffee cake

[@benvasilinda9729]

We lost 4 guys in the Florida phase while I was going through in 1995. 3 officers and 1 Sgt. Tough day in Ranger land but we touched it out for those boys and honored them when we graduated.

[@joshuapennell6782]

This is the most informative and important ranger school tutorial I have ever seen.

[@michaelweston6083]

So essentially I have to pull a Matt Stonie

[@Chudlord10]

That food ain’t shit your just a huge pussy lol

[@JoJo-lj6kk]

@@Chudlord10 Boi 99% of the population cant eat a meal that big in 4 minutes. You're fucking crazy man. Thats a high protein, high calorie meal, it aint your typical bullshit fast food that gets you full for an hour. That shit keeps you full for the day, but at that rate, with that training you'll burn more than you eat, and as you can see they eat a lot.

[@jerroldsipocz8454]

4 minutes to eat? What about I suppose to do with the other 3 minutes?

[@frostbitepokin9520]

Puke it outb

[@Dr.Unsteady]

The trick I was taught is to drink the soggy cereal/ goes down a lot faster than a spoon

[@daudl5011]

Army ranger school was one of the toughest things to go through* it is no longer, it is so watered down now...

[@300Spartans]

As I see it, Ranger School died in 2015 when they basically threw out Da Rulez to get a trickle of females through it.

[@daudl5011]

@@300Spartans Yeah I remember that, a buddy of mine was in the graduating class(we own a crossfit/weight lifting gym together now). He told me how the female graduates were given an unfair advantage over the makes when they failed stages

[@hernanmarin3904]

I agree... I went through class 9-94.... when it was four faces🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@ChristopherKellum]

my stomach hurts watching this haha

[@soldtobediers]

Obligements for your service Nick. Terrence Popp said he'd devour what was put on his plate while still in line. -former recondo sgt. 82nd abn. 11b4p 1/504 inf '71-'74

[@MommyMilkerIcecream]

A fellow badd popp viewer, hard to come by. Best of luck brotha and bitches ain't shit.

[@coltonhowser4530]

When I went through they had 2 sausage links, 4 slices of thick white bread, and a piece of coffee cake as well.

[@DoYourLoanWithMonte]

Cereal with a fork. lol SAVAGE MOVE. Like that shirt!

[@rdm31375]

Monte Gibbs this is nothing...lol welcome to the fucking army.

[@keg4436]

I just graduated Ranger school. The breakfast now is. 2 pieces of bread, peanut butter and jelly, diced potatoes, 2 blue berry pancakes, sausage gravy, eggs, 3 sausage links, honey nut Cheerios, coffee cake, milk, water, Gatorade. 10 minutes. To easy to finish my first mountains, 2nd time I hooked my squad up

[@andrewowens2513]

The eating cereal with a fork pissed me off

[@johnnygreene2976]

Your video reminded me of the last patrol in Florida. I mentioned that I was in a screwed up platoon. We had an LT. who's father was a big shot general in the Pentagon. This LT flunked every graded patrol in Florida and had only passed one in the mountains. So he got the actions at the objective and had to pass to graduate (think it was his fourth attempt in Florida). We opened fire and the squad leader told us to move out (and my platoon was so screwed up that we didn't exercise any rifle squad tactics--we just walked to the objective. This was before squad leader was an evaluated position.) I remember my M16 jammed. By the time I got it unjammed, the rest of the squad was about fifteen paces in front of me. So I got up and ran to get in formation and tripped and fell just as I got on line. That action resulted in the rest of the team and squad hitting the ground. From that point on, the entired platoon approached the objective exercising rifle squad tactics and the LT was given an "above average" grade on the patrol. It was the only time we did that on the objective while in Florida. Fortunately, I passed both patrols in the mountains; and my only graded position was a movement from the objective to the patrol base.

[@user-hd1ii9vc1y]

You mix it all together, pour the syrup on top and make a sandwich out of it. Utensils are only a tool to make the sandwich. Also, cup the sugar and stash it for later, you'll need it.

[@suntsu3941]

Sounds like it could be a number 4 at Hardee's. Hell yeah, I have ten number 4's please, and do you have Jack Daniels? Great I'll have a fifth of that too please. Excuse me?...oh, to go. You have a nice day too, thank you.

[@royking3666]

Dont forget about the malnutrition, sickness, dehydration and sickness; on top of all this if you sit down you end up falling asleep

[@Rogers_Ranger]

I did basic at Harmony Church, yeah the old barracks. DI stomped a bunch of cookies sent into the sand and red clay. We dove at the chance to find a chocolate chip...20 grown men sifting through dirt to find a crumb....was fkin good too...

[@sergrz1997]

Just use the pancakes as tortillas/crepes and boom ure killing 2 birds with one stone. And interchange between the orange juice and ceral as ure drink. Sucess 💪. Probably easier said than done 😂💀

[@suntsu3941]

Dude I was thinking the exact same thing. Two big ass pancake breakfast burritos. Shit's making me hungry thinking about it right now. And never use napkins, they they just waste food. Better in ya than on ya (that's what she said, beat ya to it 🙂).

[@rxonmymind8362]

Not a Ranger....however did anyone else NOT go to the bathroom for like five days while going through boot camp in the beginning? Lol.... Had a buddy during one of those speed-freak breakfast days whisper "I haven't shxx in five days. You?" I bugged out realizing I hadn't done the same with all the GO! GO! GO! .. I didn't think that was humanly possible. A trip how the body reacts to stress. I had no problem once he triggered the thought! 😁

[@daniellucas9130]

I did basic in 2001. It was a luxury to take a good dump. You dont forget that first release of the demons.

[@Gorge-890]

I didnt shit for the whole time during reception which was 10 days. The first thing I did was take a massive shit at the CQ and clogged the toilet. Ended up getting everyone smoked.

[@jesallog]

You got a FORK!!! in Ranger school. Only spoons were allowed. Great Video Ranger.

[@oldnatty61]

You got a spoon? I guess you guys are from a younger generation.

[@shadowgl9]

He's not a ranger, gotta have a 75th scroll not a tab.

[@victorgutierrez437]

Missing the coffee cake (amazing), we always had a banana not an orange or apple, plus jelly packet, plus cup of water. I timed every time and it came to average at 7 mins on the dot ( Mountain phase of June 2018 )

[@nicoletrestrail9305]

7 minutes to consume the entire meal?!

[@martinstoresund9445]

Ain’t no Matt Stone😂

[@shaybob1711]

I just posted this video under the comments of Matt's most recent video. You should post it too. The more people who comment about it the more likely he will be to take on the challenge. I would love to see him demolish it.

[@monroe7403]

*Stonie

[@LOLAP95]

Enough with that loser

[@RxG21]

I always mixed my eggs on top of my pancakes or FT would Crush that down then move onto the cereal and juice.

[@Osprey1994]

Oof

[@snapstring3134]

I will never forget those blueberry pancakes 🥞. When I went through Ranger School there was a desert 🌵 phase. So at the end of Florida we got to party for a couple hours . Did they have that when you went through .

[@aaronwright6338]

snapstring agreed; I was in 12-92. I ate so much at the end of Florida when they let us go to that px and eat our care packages I puked; rolled over and ate some more. I will never understand why the Army in its infinite wisdom did away with Desert phase?! Not like we haven’t fought in a sand box the last few decades?!!!!

[@snapstring3134]

I think they took out desert phase due to money issues. At least that’s what I’ve heard. I graduated class 14-89 . Desert phase is where I got my platoon sgt. go .

[@Justin-ge6fu]

Hell no lol ... no beer at the end of FL. It was rumored they would let us have one then it just don’t happen. Graduated in 2017

[@natebenecke5934]

Just graduated a month ago. At the end of Florida phase we got beer and the RI's wives had a bake sale for us. I ate myself into a coma Haha... good times

[@donaldpump7962]

Milk and oj. Ya ain’t doing yourself any favors.

[@1888CHAD8881]

At Ft. Bliss I ate more than that alot of mornings during Basic Training about 18 years ago. And yes, the pounded on the table when you were "done". I still to this day eat like this sometimes..lol and if you dared to say one word while eating... God rest your soul

[@pfdrtom]

Is there still the "pogey bird" in Florida phase? Pilot handed me a loaf of bread pre-made into PBJ sandwiches!

[@kb01663]

This brings me back to Marine Corps boot camp when I was in the last squad to eat, I would be drinking chocolate milk with every bite

[@VangBill96]

I low key would end that in 2-3min with my hands and drink the cereal.

[@mortarblues5476]

That’s luxury compared to the Corps.

[@Matt-416]

Hell yeah brother! You did great.

[@joshuastaugler4338]

My dads a ranger hoping to be one in the future only 4 more years and I’m going to enlist at 18

[@krisr9626]

Awesome video! You inspire me to work hard, I can’t wait until I go to Ranger School.

[@BrianDubs98]

you deff miss being a ranger

[@manuelferis6954]

Danijel Mornarić As a dirty civil I heard Rangers from 75th say that but in civil eyes he is somewhat still a Ranger

[@waltercranston5176]

yeahh. I'm not trying to dis Nick or anything, but this is some boot shit, not gonna lie

[@HummelHamster]

He is “Ranger Qualified.”

[@BrianDubs98]

im not a civilian i just thought he was a ranger @@manuelferis6954

[@bigMzurythefantatic]

Dudes got tab but he isn’t in Batt

[@GODISPOWER777]

I put my eggs and everything else in between the pancakes and eat it like a sandwich during mountain phase. The syrup help me being able to gulp down huge amount at a time. Cereal I mix it with just enough milk and I crushed it and drink it. Then I eat my fruit and lastly drink my juice.

[@UltimatePiccolo]

Maybe they should start doing 6 minutes.

[@aubimar5758]

You have to put this out as a challenge for charity through Social Media!!!! If you don't finished in the recommended time, your donation doubles!!! Just a thought!

[@BrandynMAC]

*Goes at the cereal with a fork. It doesn’t get anymore savage than that.

[@oldnatty61]

Oh yes it does.

[@OneTallMF98]

Love your videos man!!

[@breezecardenas3941]

Not too shabby! Let's see if Joey Chestnut and Kobiashi can do it, in the same amount of time? I think they can. The boys from the I.F.O.C.E. haven't let us down yet!

[@MariaSilva-hv5dw]

I hear buds you enjoy hot meals and are highly suggested to bring in protein powder for meal replacement....

[@JamesPiccone]

I always mixed the food in my mouth with a sip of liquids to help get it down quicker. Eat it now taste it later 👍

[@RPDthe3rd]

I’m so glad I’m a fast eater, this is going down in about 2:00 minutes

[@jamesha175]

i used to chop and throw firewood all day every day. these are practically starving rations.

[@4randosutube]

I am a super slow eater for some reason. I can eat a lot at one sitting but I can't do it fast. I am afraid the chow might make a return visit if I stuffed it all in there in 4 mins. I would probably alternate tater tots and eggs til I ran out of time? Chug the juice the last 20 seconds? Running after that is sketchy for he guys behind me.

[@bps804]

Could you use the pancakes like taco shells to stuff the eggs mixture diwn?

[@swoldierpat7949]

Those pancakes looks good 👀 😋

[@swoldierpat7949]

I like how your mixing things up a bit 😂

[@orlandomendez5885]

So cute!! Breakfast is one minute in my home. French foreign legion

[@tommyfiddlesticks5886]

Gives the French extra time to complain about or be jealous of American's 😂

[@300Spartans]

Yeah, but isn't breakfast in the French Foreign Legion a biscuit and cup of coffee? I could manage that easily!

[@orlandomendez5885]

@@300Spartans I know, is not a great breakfast!!!

[@kotro88]

That SOS is going first....the rest doesn't matter! Haha! I've been out since before some of you were born ('97)....and still crave that stuff!

[@esaskykke7600]

The key is to bring a blender and then you can make a smoothie from those ingredients. Your stomach doesn't realize what's happening before you've eaten 3000 kilocalories.

[@Dani98664]

This is gonna sound gross, but it might be a good idea to put the butter and syrup into the eggs. Reason being that it would hold it together better for larger bites. The pancakes are already difficult to eat fast so adding to it isn’t a great plan. Good idea letting the cereal soften but try to drink it next time with the milk. Those are my thoughts on it.

[@josphellihsilak4588]

These are smart suggestions. I like it.

[@VVSMontii]

Hes right im not sure about butter being on the eggs ( never tried it ) but i do know syrup with eggs taste great if you add litte to enough on it . Dont drown the eggs too much or it wont taste ass good

[@gustavoalmanza2673]

Haha reminds me of the warrior’s breakfast after completing the Crucible

[@Knife1437]

Gotta lubricate the throat before you start and after each mouthful of solid foot. Personally I always go for oranges over cereal. I've found that Oranges are the best for re-hydrating especially during long runs and is far superior than anything else. Fructose? I dunno why but I can do 20-40km much better with oranges than any other supplement or food. Also on courses you always risk getting sick due to communal living so the extra vitamin C is highly desired.

[@robertsoucy9725]

I liked Mtn Phase so much,I did it twice! Class 3-75 RNAL!

[@danielellis7249]

Yo where tf is the coffee cake and grits. Mix the PB and milk into the grits and toss the coffee cake in it. Bomb.

[@ballroomblitz6650]

Lol yep

[@fasttings6635]

Damn that looks good...I eat around 1,100 for breakfast. It takes me 20 min to chef it up and 10min to eat and clean.

[@coolbrees7162]

Our RI's only let us use one utensil in the chow hall, glad we chose big spoons

[@jenniferemberton7205]

The Tab is a school the SCROLL is a way of life!

[@nicoletteswinton5863]

Rusty???? You killed it

[@JoshRobi22]

I always dumped some of the milk on the pancakes to make them softer.

[@robertoquinones2900]

you just forgot to microwave everything before start eating. I remember burning my tongue with the gravy every day

[@larryjones524]

Thank you my bro it has been a while

[@cristiantellez5178]

This is the type of videos that I love to see.

[@Jmack7861]

Ahh ranger school, where you run too much, are constantly constipated, and will lose more muscle than doing anything in your life. Great training (kinda sarcasm but not really at the same time)

[@42N8_1]

If you were really hungry you would have eaten that meal in 2 min.

[@zach23ize]

I see a bunch of "Matt Stonie would crush this" comments. I mean, yeah he's a competitive eater lol

[@moviemontage4121]

NIck Bare the type of guy to eat cereal with a fork

[@Adam-hf8hx]

Lol I’ve been doing this everyday for years who knew it was a challenge

[@oldnatty61]

Yes exactly.

[@TheMeganPerez]

i can tell that last bite of pancake was difficult lol

[@TruckStuff432]

One of my favorite videos

[@medixforchune9958]

Just drink the cereal. Make sandwich with pancakes, eggs, tater tots and gravy. Chew as little as possible.

[@marcoscarrillo843]

Let’s not forget that coffee cake we get now as well!

[@alanmaher8090]

Infamous is a negative term, not positive.

[@briguy459]

Confident as an officer (i.e. college degree with competitive scores required) he knows this. He definitely intended the statement. Read through the comments, see how many dudes puked that trash up.

[@beardedyaker9767]

How much time do you get on the pooper afterward?

[@ΝουςΥγιής-δ4ψ]

Very difficult,it would be way easier with a big,huge,globe spoon.You should pour the or. ju. also on the puncakes and not fork with cereal,drink them.You had no head movement and the speed of the bites must be rabbitty ones.

[@renpope1210]

Put everything on the plate except for orange. Pour milk over and make into goopy mush. Drink/chew mush. Grab orange between thumbs and forefingers . Turn orange inside out and consume orange in one bite drink juice.

[@anonpers0n]

I seen y'all near hawk MTN a few times while hiking

[@kennypowers17]

How many carbs was that?

[@jamalwashium5387]

Man you are a hero congrats

[@Miguelangelfilms94]

I saw this and I immediatly started cooking myself some

[@MikeO147]

This is insane😂

[@zackscott903]

I know you guys are very popular in the breakfast world

[@zackscott903]

I thought your profile. Was named milk lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gavincarruth544]

This is how the average American eats normally now a days

[@legsakimbo666]

Air plane omlets yep got pushed thru line , get your air plane omelet I'm like wtf just eggs no ham just eggs and air

[@nano1]

legsakimbo666 what

[@rico4658rico]

We only had blueberry pancakes 1 time in mountain phase.

[@rico4658rico]

We did get a piece of coffee cake too though.