Price of Shite | Barshens

[@LowResMovies]

5:13 Did you see how fast Dr. Ashens switched into Tat-mode when got hold of that robot figurine! 😀

[@TheWaffleman54]

He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cheap tat items.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

I love that random synchronized breakdown into the Agadoo.

[@7necromancer]

I'm still amazed at how good this channel is considering how relatively small it is.

[@TehTezMan]

paul was in pain the whole episode

[@awesomeraincloud]

TehTezMan he is always in pain

[@alexeverett308]

Existence is Pain for Paul.

[@dmd8552]

TehTezMan Wubba lubba dub dub.

[@munjee2]

@@alexeverett308 existence *IS* pain

[@crackedemerald4930]

"one was more free than the other" Well, that clarified everything up

[@mrfuzzer1]

Cheapshow is real funny. Top notch banter.

[@ikmnification5737]

And the Salt and Pepper shakers were never seen again.

[@soundblast2009]

Eli is slowly turning into Bob Ross

[@JETJOOBOY]

Craig Garden RIP Bob

[@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682]

We droowr some happ-pee li'le trees...

[@julieanna2467]

Only if Bob Ross drank a gallon of pure caffeine, shouted everything at the top of his lungs, and cursed. It'd be "WE DROWWR SOME F@$%-IN' LIT'LE TREES!"

[@BlokeOzzie]

But happy little trees aren't modular enough, and are lacking in amplitude.

[@FiorinaArtworks]

He would draw a lot of happy little noodles.

[@Lycanfox]

Best quote ever from Beck: "Nothing says beef like a cactus". XD American logic?! I also love how Paul knows exactly what is around Eli's bed XD. Also notice he said bed... Then corrected to "YOUR bed". We know ;).

[@juststeve1569]

Love it, CheapShow is great, that bit at the end where the scores were being tallied was perfect. Good stuff. Ashens is very patient.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Cheap Show has risen up and cast off the shackles put in place by Stuart, their fowl oppressor!

[@tgcpark]

cluck cluck

[@mrflibble1259]

Koen Van Damme I hope you mean foul. Unless you actually have a theory that Stuart is really a super evolved species of bird with the dexterity and brainpower of a human and the speed and wit of an avian beast. Easily capable of restraining all cheap show advertisement plugs and defeating Barry at obscure 80s trivia, as-hen would rule the barshens studio with an iron wing. Sorry got a bit carried away there...

[@koenvandamme6901]

No, I do mean fowl. He is hens after all.

[@TranscendentLion]

Those hands that appear in all his videos? They're his chicken feet.

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

Why is Ashen oppressing Paul and Eli's chickens?

[@antster1983]

1:15 The King of Plasticene goes on a raisin rant, much to Paul's chagrin.

[@Archetype123]

This is quite possibly the greatest channel ever.

[@polishenglish8356]

Eli's fetish for instant noodles is getting stronger! :D

[@FrontierJazz]

Eli's fetish is instant noodles getting stronger.

[@Slytherin88]

'Hold me closer tiny robot' 🤣🤖

[@BobofWOGGLE]

>Clyde is the red one Clyde's orange.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

@@theyneverknow I'm pretty sure Inky's also jewish. Fun fact.

[@SirAnimosity]

I love how Paul is annoyed at Eli the entire time

[@stallfus]

please more cheapshow segments or maybe a whole separate cheapshow video. Also Becks shirt is the coolest.

[@TheTray89]

Nathan Stallfus it is from RageOn, super comfy.

[@barrylewisbrokemyheart9087]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Go back to only Barry and Stuart. At least get rid of the girl. The show had a particular charm when it was guys-only (and I'm a girl saying this).

[@alexe8375]

Barry and Stuart are the best I assume she was there for one shooting block (4 episodes I believe) before her live show with ashens, and is not a permanent guest.

[@aborted4196]

Is Beck that transgender dude on the right?!

[@aborted4196]

@@barrylewisbrokemyheart9087 I'm pretty sure that that's a transgender man on the far right...

[@reececowell6642]

They need to make a series of Barshens kitchen utensils, including salt and pepper shakers based on the designs of the crew. Paul HAS to be the salt though

[@mikesalvia4828]

I'm currently binging CheapShow, so this vid hit the spot. Two things, though: 1. No theme song?! 2. SOMEBODY GIVE PAUL A HUG #BarryWasRobbed

[@gastchannel]

Bec is great, I hope she'll guest more episodes.

[@monkeyking077]

Gast totally! Reading lots of hate in the comments but she was great

[@SuperRollyTrolly]

She seems nice but that hair style is just REALLY bad...

[@bencockerill42]

Still can't believe I was blessed with the presence of Eli and Stuart at beyond the tube. I am not worthy.

[@stalebreadman4603]

Ashens is like an Antiques Roadshow level tat appraiser

[@blobbem]

1) Noodles. Thank god for the noodle appearance. 2) Bec has the greatest shirt.

[@jopomeister]

The agadoo bit cracked me up I am a man of simple pleasures

[@DracoRincewind]

Anyone have a link to Eli's friends noodle reviews?

[@BloodrealmX]

"So Clyde is the red one..." Clyde is the ORANGE ghost! It's Blinky that's the red one!

[@antster1983]

Only just noticed Bec's T-shirt is covered in Nickelodeon & Cartoon Network characters!

[@Kwyjibo28372]

"Do Americans do a thing where they put Psalms on bags?" oh yeah, that's a thing. Try In-N-Out some time if you're ever in California. Got 'em on billboards too.

[@Gamepro224]

I see your cactuar shirt, Ashens

[@sandiman21]

No, but it does have Lamentations on the back

[@sdewey4152]

It comes with 1,000 needles, just in case you need to sew any holes up.

[@iamdb1990]

I found this surprisingly fun considering it was Barry-less...

[@twocvbloke]

These videos should be titled "What junk has Eli brought today?", then it'd make sense... :P

[@Landfall364]

This was a mess. I love it.

[@hanvyj2]

Landfall364 just like the podcast. I do enjoy listening/watching them struggle against their own ineptitude.

[@ArmadaAsesino]

We need a fire noodle (buldak bokkeum myun) eating contest with everyone. But I suspect Stuart and Barry wouldn't be able to cop it haha.

[@SlowMotionAtomicBomb]

#BarryWasRobbed

[@Mafia200100]

#BarryWasAbsentButSomehowStillRobbed

[@summerlaverdure]

RE: Moog It's not "moo" like a cow, it's "mow" like a lawn The More You Know™

[@gastchannel]

Summer Laverdure Meow-gee.

[@burlz]

I always seem to listen to cheap show last thing at night, in bed... and end up falling asleep... Sorry Paul / Eli... :S

[@cheapshow]

i listen to a tonne of podcasts as I try to go to sleep... they are a useful sleeping aid, no matter how funny or not

[@PictureProductStudio]

I wonder who answered that, Paul or Eli?..

[@scruffydarealog2632]

PictureProductStudio probably paul... As a rule eli cant be bothered to do, well anything

[@burlz]

I had a dream about Eli once... luckily I can't remember it.

[@PictureProductStudio]

burlz Have you somehow watched my unlisted short film? o_o

[@hannahrebecca8410]

If there's no theme song I'll be disappointed... (edit: I am disappointed.)

[@cheapshow]

Hannah Rebecca we we're disappointed too. we asked it to be thrown in in the edit. boooooo

[@Enthernal0]

And that's right!

[@davyberson90]

I love her shirt. My nostalgia

[@n.s.mcmahon6180]

Holy s**t, I thought that was a floral pattern until I read this comment and realized it was Nicktoons!

[@burlz]

Got any more of them podcasts? *sniffffffffffffffffff*

[@Will-Xaru]

Is the Barshens podcast worth watching? I love this channel and watch Barry and Ashens

[@stallfus]

Xa Ru yes it is. it is spoon funny

[@burlz]

Yeah, they're definitely worth listening to.

[@ToniHyvarinen86]

Well, My virgin kitchen podcast is a thing now if you want to listen to Barry.

[@Shadow_Hawk_Streaming]

Gotta admit I like that clock, only 2 jewel though? That is extremely cheap quality

[@JackSmith-hf3re]

For anybody wondering, in America, at least, Christian corporation owners are known to put Psalms in tiny print on their packaging products. Here in California, the burger chain In and Out has Psalms on their takeout boxes, bags, and cups. Usually it will be one particular Psalm. Edit: It's considered odd and a little creepy by most.

[@natgrant1364]

4:59 "Do Americans do a thing where they put psalms on bags?" I'm American so I'll answer. *Ahem*... Why yes, Paul! We do have a lot of lunatics over here! Why do you ask? Also, I thought the Pac Man Ghosts were Slinky, Sleazy, Stinky and Fuckface. . . ??

[@zendell37]

So is Bombay mix the British form of Trail mix? And I agree, keep the raisins and dried most things out.

[@DragonslayerProd]

I like Beck. She's funny.

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

You didn't do the theme song! I demand a do over

[@nobel11]

Where's the theme song?

[@weesteveni]

Eli looks he knows where Madeleine mccann is

[@fmsyntheses]

I hope she's below a normal man's waist level or he ain't finding her.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Surely she was taken by some Puerto Rican guy.

[@stumbling]

Did she become Paul?

[@cosmicconspiracy2979]

this is my most favorite comment ever

[@cribzigk7377]

Lmfaooo

[@jc441-i3q]

Eli = The first sword of Braavos

[@FiorinaArtworks]

I was thinking more the lost heir of House Baratheon, but yeah, Sirio works too xD

[@Chernobylstraydogs]

I love becs shoes! What are they??

[@JLsoft]

That synth album ( www.discogs.com/Claude-Denjean-Electronic-Experience/release/1270427 ) is just the France reissue of this ( www.discogs.com/Claude-Denjean-Moog-Claude-Denjean-And-The-Moog-Synthesizer/master/114802 ) if anyone's into that kind of thing. :)

[@timmy41]

Even providing a discogs link, that's what I'm talking about! Thanks, man.

[@nanophosis6256]

Love Moog stuff, this is great! Pretty sure Eli pronounced it wrong though: Moog was german, so his name was pronounced mohg I believe.

[@kenknight5983]

Sorry, but I love the raisins and desiccated coconut, especially in Mahalaxmi mixes. The fire noodles are tasty- I have them every time I feel a cold coming on. There is a step up from them (about 1/4 hotter), but I don't think there's a version that's twice as hot.

[@mdude2023]

I've seen those noodles everywhere but never found out where I can get them. Please, someone, enlighten me.

[@TheRmf5]

i could not find the cheep show podcast on soundcloud can u plz post a link in the discription

[@cheapshow]

CheapShow - one word... an A and no 2nd E or just go to www.thecheapshow.co.uk

[@KieranJoshuaAllsopp]

Trust me to spot the bug moving at 10:17.

[@removalofrem8034]

Alternate video title: Eli Talks About His Trash For Approximately 8 Minutes

[@Bozzyshy]

I just wanna know where to buy one of those tops the woman is wearing.

[@jackshepherdson]

Anyone know what happened to the Barshens podcast?

[@veraxis9961]

As an American, I have to protest that this is the first I have ever heard of printing psalms on shopping bags.

[@dragonhunter4592]

Barshens...? Hmm... *In a what if universe* Asrry, the new hip show from those wacky brits!

[@EvilLordSauron]

I gave the video a thumbs up because you guys know we are all crazy here in Merica

[@CannaCJ]

Just what is Paul writing on his clipboard? (Notebook, whatever.)

[@lierdakil]

4:05 Can't believe they missed the cheap joke of S-holes and P-holes... Well, half of it anyway.

[@TheGreatBryan25]

Where can I get those noodles?

[@tncorgi92]

From now on I will always think of cacti as pickles wrapped in barbed wire. P.S. the Bible verses on bags are a Southern U.S. thing. Constantly.

[@ShadowFoxSoothsayer]

I want her shirt, where did she find that!!

[@Fnorgh]

Huh, Ashens never struck me as the sort to be into Final Fantasy.

[@sdewey4152]

Who can blame him.

[@medworthy]

I love Bombay mix with both raisins and desiccated coconut.

[@BlackDragonMirage]

This show is so great

[@probablyrajir638]

70 pence for noodles and that's expensive? Man, you guys live in a land of prosperity!

[@jamesfry8983]

the energy drink is insanely hardcore

[@ShimyIa1]

thats a pretty good haircut good show too

[@RoobehTunes]

Paul trying to sell their podcast was the best part of this episode.

[@swanningabout]

Minge

[@Squoggs]

Eating the spicy noodles and then they bring it out. Awesome. I agree it's my favourite noodle too

[@jimbo51188]

Whats the name?

[@Grimulkin]

Ahem... I'll have you know Clyde is the orange ghost.

[@ImProvementSC2]

This is brilliant!

[@lorenzretiro]

I wanna have that robot now

[@MysteryMudokon]

I love Shens!

[@plapbandit]

I want in on Eli's noodle review scheme, but I fear my beard is not worthy.

[@arpz]

Clock reminds me of After eight mints

[@danforbes3573]

Great stuff lads!

[@Battledongus]

Ma just now i was torrenting some music one of them being imogen heap's speak for yourself. I clicked on it in the torrent client right when Ashens said speak for yourself. wow.

[@mnemonic5819]

Beck's neck is strong as hell. Also, that's a dope ass shirt she's wearing

[@kevinm5940]

She's prepared for Vampire attacks.

[@TakeWalker]

1:00 literally blew my mind

[@swanningabout]

Figuratively

[@TLOEric]

More Bec, lads!

[@RattPoison80]

Lord those noodles are like $3 here, how is 85 cents more expensive than normal?!

[@lissenden1]

Is Eli's mates daily noodle rating available to the general public or is it a personal service?

[@TheZaz969]

But where's Barry?

[@Evilness_]

I like raisins and coconut. Damn you! ;p

[@hobbified]

A space Womble is called a Clanger, Eli.

[@hjbgeocaching9013]

I WANNA GIVE PAUL A HUG!

[@gg_vard]

do you mean the price of HITE?

[@PixelSprixie]

Eli sure loves noodles. I can relate. That Japanese clock does look pretty fancy, considering its from the 1960s, it wouldn't look out of place today. ^_^

[@jrpgnpc4230]

wait, you mean other countries don't print psalms on the bottoms of their shopping bags?

[@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682]

I thought all countries had those christianity-pushers. I might need to look into a country move... We're supposed to be the place for religious freedom, but our "religious freedom" applies only to protestant christians. :(

[@natgrant1364]

the ones who leave you tube comments : Pretty much. Our religious freedom mostly applies to people who have no knowledge of history or why we have religious freedom in the first place.

[@MikkelSzklany]

Is that really normal in the USA?

[@natgrant1364]

No, not really. That bag would be from some small, privately owned grocery store or something.

[@stumbling]

No. On our bags we usually print a short message AGAINST suffocating young children and giving them brain damage.

[@thevaderman2912]

That woman is simply delightful.

[@theoneswholeaveyoutubecomm4682]

Only if you're being sarcastic.

[@TheZombieCurryKid]

She's too sexy for this show. I'm trying to focus on Eli's shenanigans but I end up just staring at her legs.

[@Mafia200100]

Really? I find her rather bori- oh, we're being shallow. Right. ... Yeah, she hot.

[@thevaderman2912]

I mean I wasn't being shallow, I just thought she was a nice addition to the show. But this being the internet it immediately went shallow. But hey, we all got opinions eh?

[@Mafia200100]

I kind of jumped to an assumption, since she contributes about 1 sentence every 5 minutes and it's never anything particularly funny or interesting. :|

[@sdewey4152]

Nice Cactuar shirt.

[@hannahbul]

I looooove those noodles!

[@jimbo51188]

Whats the name?

[@RS250Squid]

Those trainers are amazing.

[@abirdbrain9109]

Do do do push pineapple shake a tree

[@barrylewisbrokemyheart9087]

What on earth does that even mean?????

[@LeafShade]

I think you will find it's AGAAAADO DO DO

[@BurntFaceMan]

Agga doo doo doo lush pinapple shake the tree agga do do do push pineapple grind cofeee to the left to the right jump up and down and dance all night or something yea drugs r bad mkay?

[@LUchesi]

It's an '80s song about teaching someone to Hula-dance.

[@swanningabout]

Pissflaps

[@antichrist1975]

Inky- Blue ghost Blinky- Red ghost ( I think ) Pinky- Pink ghost Clyde- Orange ghost Don't ask me why I know this. I think they're all correct but I might be wrong

[@swanningabout]

Minge