The Grime Game | Barshens

[@AL82RetrogamingLongplays]

I love the way Ryan reads out these lyrics as if it's high-brow poetry

[@rwaitwhat]

Yeah that's the true genius

[@maxobyrne1474]

Grime is the highest form of poetry

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I'd like to see him do that with Eminem lyrics.

[@reecestory2879]

Al82: Retrogaming & Computing *Dan

[@keyholes]

Whoever edited this deserves a raise.

[@oliverfalkesater2349]

They had Jack Wilkinson on the cam.

[@jamesfry8983]

agreed where do we start the petition

[@PictureProductStudio]

The name is Linton Davies and he's a great editor, indeed.

[@rolfs2165]

Linton is getting paid?

[@silverschannel8578]

@@rolfs2165 yes, in exposure

[@kabr0ne]

Eli asked his barber for the "bram stoker dracula" cut.

[@awmperry]

kabr0ne He had to get it returned from Kim Jong-Il first.

[@rwaitwhat]

Okay, Dan/Ryan has GOT to get into songwriting. He's only getting better and better.

[@wdfghjkl]

Ashens, the lord of tat and king of grime.

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

If they ever bring Barshens back, I’d love to revisit this video, and to have Ryan read the line, then get an actual grime rapper to record it to be played into the studio, I feel like it would bring a lot of extra depth to their utterly ridiculous guessing logic

[@velvethead79]

I love how Barry keeps getting grime and grunge confused lol

[@EvilLordSauron]

I need an Eli plush toy that yells GHERKIN whenever you squeeze it.

[@D00dlebugInc]

Eric Lachappa different phrases each time. Make it happen Barshens

[@RileytheDirewolf]

ill try and make one

[@lordcrayzar]

No just gherkin

[@joshs3091]

I'm glad Ryan has been featured more lately.

[@jmckendry84]

Josh S The way he read all these out like he was narrating a children's TV show really made the video

[@goodall18]

Is that cousin Dan's real name?

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I quite like Ryan.

[@lordcrayzar]

Nah

[@overkillsnake]

You have no clue what's going on, but that's okay. I can sit here and watch Barshens every day.

[@legand262]

I used to travel around in a team a lot at my old job, and the designated driver would always play that "Too big for your boots." song at least once a day. I recognized it instantly.

[@h.t.steiner5567]

Lol, Cousin Dan is just sitting there contemplating how old these guys are. You can tell half the time he's in pain listening to their explanations of why or why not it's grime.

[@QtheWhatever]

Ryan, were you just really hungry when you made these up?

[@TheNobod3]

I'm pretty sure Barry's channel is like the polar opposite of grime

[@xXPopCultureJunkieXx]

I miss Eli's long Viking hair

[@Bradford_Longflap]

Barry must be dying to do a Barshens episode when the quiz doesn't reference popular culture.

[@wolfyboy]

i LOVE the scenes, after each answer! XD it's one of the reasons i am watching this, again, even thought i watched it last night.

[@mrflibble1259]

4:56 Eli's face when Barry calls grime grunge 😂

[@GeorgeHughesss]

"Lethal Bizzle, He's a good writer" Not what i expected to hear.

[@crestfallendriver4936]

Had there been a forfeit in this game it would've been 'Grime and Punishment'

[@samni9068]

I love the edited photos of them in between questions... so good

[@freddoesvox9033]

Do a slam metal/ brutal death metal lyrics quiz

[@Meow_YT]

Think you guys are the most entertaining thing on media at present.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Thanks to this video, I discovered JME, whose music I really enjoy. So that's a thing.

[@zecktimpson]

Stuart disappointed me with his McDonalds-ectomy joke, I expected something along the lines of a Big-Macstectomy.

[@tobiashop]

That boot song is all over my favorite radio station here in Sweden. It's pretty good, actually.

[@PhilJoeO]

It's always difficult to get the most win.

[@RyuAzuku]

Loved the editing on this

[@AsheZ_X]

The name of the game should have been: Lyrical Grime or Lyrical Crime?

[@wolfyboy]

i keep coming back too these! RELEASE ME, ENTERTAINMENT DEMON!!

[@jacquib2314]

Sorry...I know every word to Maggie May. It's both a brilliantly told story, and a really harsh one. Thanks dad! (I have a little bit of a soft spot for old Rod. I don't actually like him that much, but he reminds me of good family drives in the car)

[@wolfyboy]

barry is SO in his element, with how much perversion and innuendo there is, in those lyrics! XD

[@CarterArts]

That last one was the only one I actually recognised! Stormzy is great

[@wiitard123]

CarterArts you must be new then

[@CarterArts]

New to what, exactly?

[@probablyrajir638]

How could you guys keep a straight face at any point? The way Cousin Dan reads the lyrics and the lyrics themselves!

[@kixyboo2202]

I love this channel so much, hilarious 😂

[@СерафимГанеев]

no

[@danforbes3573]

Fantastic stuff fellas.Well done on yuour win, Ashens!

[@TheHutchy01]

Y'know with all the things he's suggested would be a good name for a band or album, I really thought he'd have done better than "Cough Drops from Hell"

[@DomnioEffect]

Cousin Dan is so cute. I wish I could be friends with Eli

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

This is how people used to talk about The Beatles. Cousin Dan is clearly the George Harrison of this video.

[@IcsulX]

Another point for the Hens

[@rwaitwhat]

Teofil Raicu Surprisingly, this win was legitimate, leaving poor Linton with nothing to do

[@stevedomique9278]

Got a black ski mask, But I don't ski ...

[@VampiricReflection]

" it's like a Morrissey one, this" xD ! Like Girlfriend in a Coma? XD

[@macclea]

very cool and hip vid guys

[@adammullarkey4996]

I like the difference between me and Stuart. He thought "I need a McDonaldsectamy." I thought "Better grab a rocket launcher."

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

Are those lyrics truly fake though, or were they just not real until Cousin Dan made them?

[@dsbarf]

Omg i have the same shirt as Stuart, i feel special now

[@superted1458]

This touched me in a special place.

[@Offensive_Username]

Have cousin Dan do a grime music video with these fake lyrics!

[@leonstrongbow2410]

Barry loses again. Can't we give some money to him or some chocolates? I feel sorry for him.

[@ilikemorestuff]

6 / 10 bones for Slepp due to entertaining graphics which are grimey.

[@acex222]

The best way to identify if they're fake or real is to see if there's any rhyme structure Grime is dead, been dead since ~2012 It started back in '02 and 02-08 were the golden years. Rest in Peace

[@acex222]

Eli's quasi-knowledge of grime, I nearly pissed myself

[@BloodrealmX]

This was a really hard quiz to guess since both the real and the fake answers were mind-numbingly, brain-shittingly awful.

[@paigeduncan8019]

I never realised that Stuart was a giant before! Or is Barry tiny?

[@_thorkon]

Ashley Paige Both.

[@aljowen]

Is it Lyrical or Satirical?

[@DarthZ01]

"Yeah McDonalds. It's very British." American Audience: *Glares*

[@bobbleheadman123]

that reminds me of a meme i saw once :') barry sounds like such an old dad

[@rozdo19]

Light the bifta, I'm gonna.....

[@pjfair12547]

rozdo19 NOPE!!!

[@type4016]

ABORT

[@SsnakeBite]

pre

[@craigmcc8229]

Five finger licking, I'm gonna give her a kicking

[@KnabTheGoblin]

This should've been called Grime or Crime

[@saminatorr9196]

bloody knew Stormzy was going to be in there somewhere

[@ish164]

grime came from UK Garage not Hip-Hop, I dont understand how u lot think its recent...Dizzee Rascal blew up 13yrs ago because of his grime album

[@defs8073]

Blew up?

[@7thDayAdventures]

Still waiting on that album drop, Ryan!

[@kabobawsome]

Missed opportunity to call the quiz, "Grime or Crime".

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

That salt and pepper lyric is awesome lol

[@RoswelliVideos]

5:45 - Oh, Ashens, you sneak. Smarties and Eminems. XP

[@koenvandamme6901]

I always knew Stuart was an OG.

[@samtheking25]

Big up Barshens

[@idna832]

Grime *uses royalty free boombap hip hop*

[@koholos]

What is the diffrence between gime and garage?

[@andyc6542]

Grime is more ‘rap’ orientated and is lyric heavy, garage is essentially a sub genre of dance music first and foremost.

[@dntthe88]

lmao I recognized the JME lyrics.

[@Juggaloyaknow]

How many of the lyrics are from anyone from BGMedia ?

[@joshualoynes7408]

I've just noticed that the city line in the background has the staypuff marshmallow man in the background

[@mrRedFox]

please do more, grime is a perfect subject haha.

[@MLandriganReid]

Anyone know any of the real songs titles

[@RattPoison80]

Cousin Dan is always right on that line of being funny normally for me. Like he has great potaential to be a fav but somethings off. Im trying his humor while stoned finally and i shall soon post the results. Better or worse?

[@rwaitwhat]

The one with the McDonald's bit sounded really chavvy, haha

[@peterbaum9367]

Eli is so knowledgable!

[@russianspy5307]

Ay fam mad ting blud on da streets of london town drugs and women, some hot bars if i do say so

[@noizyme]

Recent years? I'm not even British, and I've had grime on my US harddrive for at least a decade.

[@notthere83]

Hip hop - oh boy. Not sure that this will be an episode for me... [13 minutes go by] Yup. Mildly amusing but oh man... those lyrics.

[@Honeyhams]

the only thing I know about my grandmother's personal tastes is her football team and she likes rod stewart - also maybe, loves cabbage?

[@jonmahashintina]

this grunge stuff seems to have some clever lyricing in it

[@tobiaslesquid352]

So, Lyric or Satiric? :D

[@Char10tti3]

need a barsens lyric or satiric special with dave and dan bull because then nerdcubed can come back :) Love that series

[@BlackDragonMirage]

This is great. Cousin Dan is the best

[@chrisallon7461]

This should've been on grimetime tv 😂

[@samtheking25]

I never saw this coming

[@jarthhouse4444]

I didn't see it cumin either.

[@happydorkgirl]

I learned something today! #american #old

[@vissenekku]

We learn here that cousin Dan should be making Grime.

[@SpoodleProductions]

5:52 Eli's apparently never been on Tumblr XD

[@rjaxxxas]

3:41 subtle rhyming

[@CrustaceousAnnoyance]

Good lord why does Eli's hair grow back so fast??

[@georgeh5075]

Did Barry say McDonalds is very british?

[@drunkrdm]

that is alot of win stuart....

[@DRYB0NEZ]

Hyped for cough drops from hell

[@LFSDK]

New game idea: grime or grunge

[@architect11]

Grime4Corbyn

[@Donut449]

nice

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Bang! And the grime is gone!

[@c00kies44]

This is a man who should not be allowed to have keys. I lost it at that point for whatever reason.

[@defs8073]

Lost what?

[@RoobehTunes]

bunch of dads xD tbf some of those fake ones were pretty good.

[@nimanao]

4:05 'up to the date'

[@OneofManyConclusions]

Bring back the full intro! It was just a few seconds longer, and was actually funny.