Barstool Pizza Review - Chuck E Cheese's

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One Bite Pizza Reviews

One Bite Pizza Reviews

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@adambarnett4320
@adambarnett4320 5 жыл бұрын
One weirdo in tight pants hanging out at a kids restaurant, everyone call the cops
@mikebels719
@mikebels719 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Barnett 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AFC_MLS22
@AFC_MLS22 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha classic
@sebastianpizxa1553
@sebastianpizxa1553 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@austinyurchik9326
@austinyurchik9326 5 жыл бұрын
HOF comment
@michaeljames2564
@michaeljames2564 5 жыл бұрын
Fire. You won the comment section. Game over.
@leann4265
@leann4265 3 жыл бұрын
I die every time Dave repeatedly says “one bite, everybody knows the rules” and then continues to eat the whole damn pizza.
@ravagingx8172
@ravagingx8172 3 жыл бұрын
Have to
@darthdeezy
@darthdeezy 3 жыл бұрын
Oh good, it’s not just me 😂
@kewltony
@kewltony 3 жыл бұрын
RIP
@jamflowman8283
@jamflowman8283 3 жыл бұрын
the rating comes from the first bite
@yooblake9897
@yooblake9897 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamflowman8283 no it doesn't. he needs to try the crust as well before rating it
@ricardozamorano3597
@ricardozamorano3597 11 ай бұрын
The shot of Dave sitting at the table 😂😂😂
@whodatn4l948
@whodatn4l948 10 ай бұрын
Imagine taking your kid to Chuck E Cheese and just seeing Dave sitting at a table by himself waiting on a pizza at a kid's place 😂
@E-Chap
@E-Chap 6 ай бұрын
😂😂 he looks so awkward
@versus4damosthighservants524
@versus4damosthighservants524 2 ай бұрын
😂 priceless
@Dungar1989
@Dungar1989 5 жыл бұрын
Big line of coke in the bathroom, before the review, everyone knows the rules
@daveford7414
@daveford7414 4 жыл бұрын
This guys a fuckin idiot
@dford145
@dford145 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Ford are we related?
@daveford7414
@daveford7414 4 жыл бұрын
What part of the world you from d.ford?
@dford145
@dford145 4 жыл бұрын
Dave Ford New York
@daveford7414
@daveford7414 4 жыл бұрын
Nope not related bud.i live in british columbia canada.lol
@kowalskivideos6476
@kowalskivideos6476 2 жыл бұрын
Used to work at Chuck E. Cheese as a high school job. Dough was always made fresh as well as the ingredients. For a kids restaurant they had really good food and they would allow us to make food to eat for lunch if we wanted.
@ryanrodriguez3736
@ryanrodriguez3736 2 жыл бұрын
Place was bomb.
@DonkeyKongJr
@DonkeyKongJr 2 жыл бұрын
I miss Mac and cheese pizza
@chrisa8863
@chrisa8863 2 жыл бұрын
@@DonkeyKongJr this is the first time I ever heard of Mac and cheese pizza. I need to try one now
@weeman728
@weeman728 2 жыл бұрын
I remember them having the best pizza. Of course the last time I went was when I was 8. Great times had there when I was younger.
@KJSOCOOL18
@KJSOCOOL18 2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that this is true I work there for 11 months almost made a year
@DormantGolem
@DormantGolem 2 жыл бұрын
Dave sitting pissed off in a Chucky cheese is the best thing I've ever seen.
@avegamer1789
@avegamer1789 3 ай бұрын
Yeah. He looks like he doesn't wanna be there.
@TheNineFiveSeven
@TheNineFiveSeven 5 жыл бұрын
"If I was a kid I'd be all in that." - Dave Portnoy 2019
@jefjeferson5576
@jefjeferson5576 4 жыл бұрын
NineFiveSeven underrated comment
@Bonks55
@Bonks55 4 жыл бұрын
jef jeferson how?
@zachhaller4548
@zachhaller4548 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jaxonhines3387
@jaxonhines3387 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Card_Asylum
@Card_Asylum 3 жыл бұрын
"if you see me coming on the skee ball court you better walk the other way" 🤣🤣🤣
@Daily2709
@Daily2709 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't have Pres pegged as a skee ball guy, more of an eight ball guy
@antoniomontana6061
@antoniomontana6061 5 жыл бұрын
He just like how Coke Smells !! Shoutout to Rodney Dangerfield
@sylvestercrowley8909
@sylvestercrowley8909 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@johnr8820
@johnr8820 5 жыл бұрын
Ski ball
@soulofdana
@soulofdana 5 жыл бұрын
Damn you had me dead bruh
@Nick97AZ
@Nick97AZ 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck that shit had me weak 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@BoJittins
@BoJittins Жыл бұрын
Man makes pizza reviews way more entertaining than it should be.
@David-Nord
@David-Nord Жыл бұрын
Chunky Cheese has a ball pit.
@flamingnothing
@flamingnothing Жыл бұрын
@@David-Nord that is very random but yes, they do
@David-Nord
@David-Nord Жыл бұрын
Ball pits give kids a well rounded experience. @@flamingnothing
@wyitzyk
@wyitzyk Жыл бұрын
@@David-Nordthank you, David.
@MustardMan_1
@MustardMan_1 5 жыл бұрын
one amber alert.. everyone knows the rules
@Red3yeX
@Red3yeX 5 жыл бұрын
valneroth you must live in Toronto! Lol
@Geno2733
@Geno2733 5 жыл бұрын
@@Red3yeX yeah, they kidnap kids in the early morning hours up there. My girlfriend gets Amber Alerts constantly during the night.
@davidantongiovanni5623
@davidantongiovanni5623 5 жыл бұрын
I live in Toronto lol. Not true. Majority of the alerts are false alarms
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, military towns like Derby know plenty about kidnapping.
@peaceofnature2560
@peaceofnature2560 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha stop it !! I needed the laugh I been going through some shit !!
@nkipmb
@nkipmb 5 жыл бұрын
Thought pres had to stay 500 yards away from Chuck E. Cheese’s
@robertk2007
@robertk2007 5 жыл бұрын
someone doesnt know the rules
@tabletopfun2019
@tabletopfun2019 5 жыл бұрын
You mean the President.
@Submersed24
@Submersed24 5 жыл бұрын
@@tabletopfun2019 HAHAHAHA ORANGE MAN BAD
@notsure6187
@notsure6187 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@kmccurdy21
@kmccurdy21 5 жыл бұрын
One Diddle, everyone knows the rules
@ozgott1415
@ozgott1415 Жыл бұрын
Dave's honesty is what keeps me watching... it would be so easy to trash a place like Chucky's, but he gives an honest review, and that's how you know all his reviews aren't bs
@andrewgates8158
@andrewgates8158 Жыл бұрын
Dave for press secretary
@danda_man88
@danda_man88 5 жыл бұрын
One hand job from an animatronic, everyone knows the rules
@joemckim1183
@joemckim1183 4 жыл бұрын
What happens in the Chuck E. Cheese stays in the Chuck E. Cheese. It's basically Vegas for people who prefe video games over gambling.
@josephstalin2606
@josephstalin2606 4 жыл бұрын
Joe McKim It’s Vegas for small children
@joemckim1183
@joemckim1183 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephstalin2606 Dave and Buster's is Chuck E. Cheese for people who like to drink while playing video games.
@geddyleesowlnose
@geddyleesowlnose 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao whatttt🤣
@Polo_209
@Polo_209 5 ай бұрын
It’s been 5 years since you’re comment
@Mastro_
@Mastro_ 2 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school I worked at Chuck E Cheese as a cook. They proof all the dough there and the pizzas were made fresh. They did however make us measure the ingredients so that every single pizza had the exact same amount of pepperoni, cheese and sauce. Any pizzas that were sent back were thrown out. All of the proofed dough that didn't get used at the end of the night was also thrown out. The entire kitchen is scrubbed down and cleaned extensively each night too. I liked the pizza, and didn't think it was that bad.
@Chuckschwartz
@Chuckschwartz 2 жыл бұрын
Y’all recycle pizza. Stop the cap.
@crimnasty2206
@crimnasty2206 2 жыл бұрын
@Charming Chowder yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂
@crimsontide1980
@crimsontide1980 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bunch of salty Pizza Hut employees trying to sabotage their competition.
@mephistosoa6091
@mephistosoa6091 2 жыл бұрын
Thats True, as former employee who made the pizza It was fresh and made when ordered. They used real ingredients.
@dennis-gk3zt
@dennis-gk3zt 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a pizza place. when they threw away the over proofed dough, I took some home and made sour dough bread.
@joshuaginn792
@joshuaginn792 2 жыл бұрын
Their pizza is so much better than a lot of “Fast Food” pizza companies its rediculous.
@DutchKing
@DutchKing Жыл бұрын
They also now got alcohol, it's litt.
@christopherg1288
@christopherg1288 Жыл бұрын
@@DutchKinglol
@brycegriffin3739
@brycegriffin3739 Жыл бұрын
I loved Chuck E Cheese pizza as a kid, hadn't been back there in forever and recently went for my nephew's birthday. The pizza still slaps as a 27 year old man, it's better than Pizza Hut or Domino's easily imo.
@byron4622
@byron4622 10 ай бұрын
@@brycegriffin3739same I haven’t been there in over 20 years and just went today and the pizza is still delicious!
@mbr05c
@mbr05c 9 ай бұрын
He’s right though, it is. It’s the cheese mixture they use. It has a distinct taste. That’s why Dave reacted immediately to it. Not just straight mozzarella.
@miketorok4536
@miketorok4536 4 жыл бұрын
This video is a year old but I still come back to see Dave sitting at that table lmao
@lukeromanoff4371
@lukeromanoff4371 3 жыл бұрын
Also just to think of him talking about germs a month before Covid LOL
@dexterm1285
@dexterm1285 3 жыл бұрын
Lol that was the best part his face.
@fabio-wt9lj
@fabio-wt9lj 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@benjaminhaase7223
@benjaminhaase7223 2 жыл бұрын
I was also thinking, "That is some great editing."
@courtlandb1954
@courtlandb1954 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@aegontargaryen573
@aegontargaryen573 5 жыл бұрын
Pres spends his days doing coke and hanging out at chucky cheese. Everyone knows the rules
@jamesbartoes1364
@jamesbartoes1364 5 жыл бұрын
Dude ive seen you comment something about coke on so many of these videos. We get it. Its gonna be okay. No one cares lol
@Gobbersmack
@Gobbersmack 5 жыл бұрын
Living the life.
@Jbayz
@Jbayz 5 жыл бұрын
@@aegontargaryen573 a long lasting masterful troll never breaks fourth wall. You never respond outside of the troll dude. Never.
@aegontargaryen573
@aegontargaryen573 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bays I think everyone’s known for months lol it’s no secret. Im retired anyways I only drop a comment every now and then
@aegontargaryen573
@aegontargaryen573 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bays but I do agree with you, and I know that.
@bubbsnova2014
@bubbsnova2014 2 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous of you Dave. I would love to go around the country trying the best pizza pies, and still staying in shape too. You rock Dave!!!
@alexandersippel
@alexandersippel Жыл бұрын
I’m jealous too. And I’m a huge pizza lover.
@ClapForVezo
@ClapForVezo 3 жыл бұрын
This grown man really walked into a chuck n cheese and ordered a pizza 😂
@twitch_tv_pat
@twitch_tv_pat 3 жыл бұрын
he's taking one for the team , no all heroes wear capes
@DeltaSigChi4
@DeltaSigChi4 3 жыл бұрын
He loves Trump. Are there any Trump supporters that are NOT pedos?
@JosefTrull
@JosefTrull 3 жыл бұрын
Triple dog dare you to walk in there and order a pizza, you might be surprised
@notFakeOut
@notFakeOut 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaSigChi4 literally how does that make him a pedo wtf is wrong with you.
@taricksalmaci2
@taricksalmaci2 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaSigChi4 you should just stop internetting until you can use it without bringing politics into a non political convo
@connorduncan4429
@connorduncan4429 4 жыл бұрын
Feel like post quarantine Dave would give this pie at least a 7.3
@UBuyTYFlys
@UBuyTYFlys 4 жыл бұрын
☠️
@ylevanon1
@ylevanon1 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t want to discourage people from going to local businesses
@contenttoilet5830
@contenttoilet5830 4 жыл бұрын
Guy has a big heart, sue him
@josephmoran3265
@josephmoran3265 3 жыл бұрын
Bizzarros Melbourne Beach. 8.6
@JamesConley1234
@JamesConley1234 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha so true these days too, in september 2021.
@RMarie2020
@RMarie2020 Жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this darn channel. You've changed my pizza life and I cant stop watching!!! One bite at a time
@CyclonexxxIce
@CyclonexxxIce 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that pizza looks better than any chain pizza I've ever had.
@Tubs428
@Tubs428 4 жыл бұрын
it’s the most pizza looking pizza i’ve ever seen
@dontmesswiththeman
@dontmesswiththeman 4 жыл бұрын
Looks more legit than Pizza Hut, Domino’s, and Little Caesar’s.
@promos319
@promos319 3 жыл бұрын
its fire lol
@jgs1703
@jgs1703 3 жыл бұрын
Its probably better as its more expensive. I haven't had it in forever though so who knows
@elrondhubbard9127
@elrondhubbard9127 3 жыл бұрын
I had Chuck E. Cheese pizza a few times right before the pandemic, and it was pretty good. I worked at Dominos for years and they are definitely worse.
@alk61695
@alk61695 5 жыл бұрын
1:20, waiting for Chris Hansen, everybody knows the rules.
@BlackedOutExcalibur
@BlackedOutExcalibur 5 жыл бұрын
alk61695 “pizza taking a while in the oven isn’t it?”
@555dking
@555dking 5 жыл бұрын
alk61695 underrated comment!
@thegentleman5409
@thegentleman5409 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect so see you here!!! I’ve been a subscriber to you for years now! I love your vids dude, keep up the great work! LGM!
@kyletelan6945
@kyletelan6945 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Dave! These pizza reviews always make me so happy!!!
@ltfelts
@ltfelts 5 жыл бұрын
“Flarda”
@luxuryparis5522
@luxuryparis5522 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@Saltfly
@Saltfly 4 жыл бұрын
Chuck E. Cheese. The real flarda
@ricardo950535
@ricardo950535 4 жыл бұрын
In NY it's Floorda
@MrSkarbek36
@MrSkarbek36 4 жыл бұрын
@@ricardo950535 haha facts
@stevena.2306
@stevena.2306 4 жыл бұрын
to Floridians: it's "Floor-eh-da" never "Flaaa-r-eh-da"
@scoobydoodoo2421
@scoobydoodoo2421 5 жыл бұрын
One $250 fine, everybody knows where he parked.
@SilencioDucks
@SilencioDucks 5 жыл бұрын
He just gave a 6 to Chuck E Cheese, he's entitled to that spot. So long as he isn't driving.
@idontwantone132
@idontwantone132 5 жыл бұрын
Nah he has a placard
@dodgersdoon1130
@dodgersdoon1130 5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂
@kevinaltizer
@kevinaltizer 2 жыл бұрын
Back in my Facebook days, I logged in one Saturday morning to see an old school buddy who posted, "I want to go have some fun today!" So I immediately had a snarly idea to reply with, "Go to Chuck E Cheese's if you want to have fun!" Well, that post set off a meeting between three of us at a local Chuck E Cheese's restaurant, and of course, we had to order a pizza. We were shocked at how good it was! We left there and attended a car show, which made for a nice memorable day. When I saw this video, that's what came to mind. Thanks.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 4 жыл бұрын
Legend has it this is how the coronavirus started.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 4 жыл бұрын
@camjamsdad it's a meat lover, bat, wolf, and cat.
@caponekingpinking9917
@caponekingpinking9917 4 жыл бұрын
🇨🇳
@erikolson5800
@erikolson5800 4 жыл бұрын
camjamsdad sounds good tho
@earobt1237
@earobt1237 4 жыл бұрын
this comment hits different in October 2020
@elicardenas3698
@elicardenas3698 4 жыл бұрын
@@earobt1237 fr!!!
@RxG21
@RxG21 4 жыл бұрын
1 eight ball everyone knows the rules
@jesusruiz3497
@jesusruiz3497 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@wock6496
@wock6496 4 жыл бұрын
1 line 8 ball? God damn 😂
@damienj5016
@damienj5016 3 жыл бұрын
Eight ball in the right nostril LOL
@Danny-bg8kz
@Danny-bg8kz 3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaahhh 💯 🤣
@smolaether
@smolaether 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a great time.
@FinallyFound-r2l
@FinallyFound-r2l Жыл бұрын
This is the best pizza review. Eats the whole slice before giving a rating. Gives a rookie score (for the kids).
@robertk2007
@robertk2007 5 жыл бұрын
Is he allowed to be this close to children? Legally I mean
@djtrankilo231
@djtrankilo231 5 жыл бұрын
He said he's not a kid guy
@GarzAAA956
@GarzAAA956 5 жыл бұрын
Why ???
@nateuthe689
@nateuthe689 5 жыл бұрын
@@GarzAAA956 ur db asf
@fattymcbutterpants9700
@fattymcbutterpants9700 5 жыл бұрын
robertk2007 why
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 5 жыл бұрын
DJ, what's a kid guy? Don't worry, you can tell me.
@notthegoatseguy
@notthegoatseguy 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah "For florida this is 5 star dining!"
@fattymcbutterpants9700
@fattymcbutterpants9700 4 жыл бұрын
@Don A stop being a pissy bitch
@moviemaniacs9997
@moviemaniacs9997 4 жыл бұрын
@@fattymcbutterpants9700 how about u calm down lol?
@jillianelise5
@jillianelise5 4 жыл бұрын
Pizza in florida is absolutely shite
@spirituallyconscious7774
@spirituallyconscious7774 4 жыл бұрын
@@jillianelise5 Not in Orlando... We have really good pizza.
@RalphOMFG
@RalphOMFG 4 жыл бұрын
Where at bro
@AbduCola
@AbduCola 2 жыл бұрын
I went to Chuck E Cheese as an adult once thinking the pizza would be gross but it still slapped 🔥
@Imragequit
@Imragequit Жыл бұрын
Who slapped?
@davidd9707
@davidd9707 Жыл бұрын
@@Imragequit how can she slap?!
@Imragequit
@Imragequit Жыл бұрын
@@davidd9707 where did she smack?
@lancelegstrong7434
@lancelegstrong7434 5 жыл бұрын
One coked up host. Everyone knows the premise.
@xrmighty
@xrmighty 5 жыл бұрын
Bro you dont even know what that means ur emoji is a Lego have you actually seen someone on coke? I'm high energy sometimes and ppl have thought I take drugs but I dont
@xrmighty
@xrmighty 5 жыл бұрын
@SpaceOctopusMEX lol no it didnt! I just hate when ppl think ppl who are high energy are on drugs. I took it too far
@Morphologicallyy
@Morphologicallyy 5 жыл бұрын
@@xrmighty damn he really hurt your feelings hahsha
@Acestrate561
@Acestrate561 5 жыл бұрын
mighty migs eh I would say he may have hit some lines earlier lmao
@xrmighty
@xrmighty 5 жыл бұрын
@@Acestrate561 maybe but I know when I've done coke I wasnt very hungry
@TB-bv1vr
@TB-bv1vr 4 жыл бұрын
“One bite, everyone knows the rules” *eats the entire slice*
@ACE7O2
@ACE7O2 4 жыл бұрын
you must be new
@SavvyPoker
@SavvyPoker 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fightfannerd2078
@fightfannerd2078 4 жыл бұрын
that's the joke derp
@aidankrautner8254
@aidankrautner8254 4 жыл бұрын
This is the original video and reason I subbed 😂
@brokuhackson5436
@brokuhackson5436 4 жыл бұрын
First time?
@Kryptonian4449
@Kryptonian4449 28 күн бұрын
The days of Chuck E. Cheese and Grand Prix were legendary.
@d.c.1059
@d.c.1059 3 жыл бұрын
"This ain't bad" is actually a ringing endorsement nowadays.
@theboot5412
@theboot5412 3 жыл бұрын
“One bite everyone knows the rules” *proceeds to eat entire slice every episode*
@one.2622
@one.2622 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@GoDaniel10
@GoDaniel10 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda the point
@justinbrewster2012
@justinbrewster2012 3 жыл бұрын
He also says that before every bite he takes.
@theharmburger3167
@theharmburger3167 Жыл бұрын
"You see me coming on the skee ball you walk the other way" - My new go-to phrase for just about anything.
@richardhead8264
@richardhead8264 5 жыл бұрын
*_1:42_*_ "OneByErabahNoaRu."_
@andrewcomments5812
@andrewcomments5812 3 жыл бұрын
I knew he'd like it. By far my favorite pizza from childhood. The couple times a year I got to go there, I always looked forward to the pizza just as much as I looked forward to the games.
@flipmex1
@flipmex1 3 жыл бұрын
Chuck E Cheese pizza from 1995-2000 was on another level.
@Mark0MXx
@Mark0MXx 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Based comment
@Savagexmode27
@Savagexmode27 Жыл бұрын
​@@flipmex1 yessir
@SuperAmin1950
@SuperAmin1950 10 ай бұрын
Yes'siree, I work at my gymnasium in Bradenton, FLORIDA, of which there is Chucky Cheese right next door. And I really appreciate the fact that as a Type-2 diabetic, if I fall into low-glucose disrepair, I can sprint into their facility and pickup a 'pie and all the soda I care to drink!☆¡ 😂
@GawneMusic
@GawneMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Dayum used to love this pizza as a kid 😂
@tuuger
@tuuger 5 жыл бұрын
Damn he said this is fine dining in florida. Had me dying😂😂
@millencolinchris
@millencolinchris 5 жыл бұрын
A 6 was the best ad I have ever seen for Chuck E Cheese. Now if they could only get rid of the vomit smell in the twist slide I might take my kid.
@michaelolin2219
@michaelolin2219 5 жыл бұрын
What are you doing in the twist slide without your kid?!?
@absoluteunit8628
@absoluteunit8628 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelolin2219 I thought the same thing dude 😂
@michaelolin2219
@michaelolin2219 5 жыл бұрын
@@absoluteunit8628 ha! Great minds right?
@absoluteunit8628
@absoluteunit8628 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelolin2219 the BEST minds.
@whiteemerald_6802
@whiteemerald_6802 5 жыл бұрын
This comment thread! 😂
@KapyBarra41
@KapyBarra41 4 ай бұрын
Im still new to the One Bite game but now I have a reference for what a 6 is, I can appreciate how good the high 8s and 9s must be!
@momentary_
@momentary_ 3 жыл бұрын
He wanted to give it a 10, but realized how that would look. Poor Dave.
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 3 жыл бұрын
careful... peeps are perusing these comments now to see what the current allegations against dave are just the tip of the iceberg about...
@astyles2666
@astyles2666 5 жыл бұрын
One kid with the HIV everybody knows the rules
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 5 жыл бұрын
Yawn. Fuck off, freak.
@drakton5737
@drakton5737 4 жыл бұрын
What rules
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 4 жыл бұрын
@@drakton5737 they're using pedophile lingo
@jamaicafox
@jamaicafox 8 ай бұрын
I'm not going to lie, when my mom took me and my brother to Disney world as pre-teens, we stopped at Chuck-E-Cheese for pizza and real talk, it was better than any other Chuck-E-Cheese I'd ever had
@aaronfelman1000
@aaronfelman1000 3 жыл бұрын
bump of addy before the review, everybody knows the rules.
@CollinAbroadcast
@CollinAbroadcast 5 жыл бұрын
These comments are brutal 😂🤣
@johnmyyy4230
@johnmyyy4230 4 жыл бұрын
lmao bro how has no one liked this. love your videos.
@jesuswasalie5940
@jesuswasalie5940 4 жыл бұрын
Pussy
@f.rthetexasscratcher6676
@f.rthetexasscratcher6676 4 жыл бұрын
Collin! Hey!
@f.rthetexasscratcher6676
@f.rthetexasscratcher6676 4 жыл бұрын
Collin I love your videos :) :) :) :) :)
@callumjones9427
@callumjones9427 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck yea Collin you own buddy! Shoutout from Vancouver Island canada
@JackGordon
@JackGordon 2 жыл бұрын
Favorite video on KZbin
@lizmoran4159
@lizmoran4159 4 жыл бұрын
"The kids carry the hiv , they carry germs you don't even know about Frankie" OMFG 🤣☠
@WhiskerWhippers
@WhiskerWhippers 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he said Hib, which would make more sense
@TRVBAL
@TRVBAL 3 жыл бұрын
no he said HIV and im living for that joke
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848
@brawndothethirstmutilator9848 2 ай бұрын
…and he was worried he would catch the hiv in the restroom from some kid. He must have some interesting restroom habits…
@manimanson3193
@manimanson3193 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like a manlier more human looking Mark Zuckerberg
@toraw4tv1
@toraw4tv1 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VinhVo-mb2dy
@VinhVo-mb2dy 4 жыл бұрын
More human?
@manimanson3193
@manimanson3193 4 жыл бұрын
@@VinhVo-mb2dy Mark Zucherberg is a robot
@timlyons3420
@timlyons3420 2 ай бұрын
The italian music while previewing the outside of Chuk E Cheese is GOLD!
@aaronroffman3987
@aaronroffman3987 4 жыл бұрын
Just had Chuck E. Cheese's delivered with DoorDash out of curiosity and was pleasantly surprised. As a New Jersey native where there's a family owned pizzaria on every corner I can't call it "five star" but it exceeded my expectations and is a huge step above Dominos and Pizza Hut. It was definitely freshly made. I've had waaaaay worse pizzas at sketchy places across the Midwest.
@nowitsabadtime
@nowitsabadtime 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@chimp9465
@chimp9465 3 жыл бұрын
wow you might be the only person in the entire world who has ever ordered chuck e cheese pizza with doordash, im impressed
@The-nz8ui
@The-nz8ui 2 жыл бұрын
Your door dash driver must’ve been bamboozled looking at that order 😂
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 2 жыл бұрын
I remember really liking it as a kid.
@The-nz8ui
@The-nz8ui 2 жыл бұрын
@Rich Cran Honestly, that’s a very valid thought thinking someone’s kid is sick. I didn’t even think about that haha. But now I need to know, they had grilled chicken pattys?? Also your dad sounds like a cool ass guy 😎
@JoeStackSJC
@JoeStackSJC 5 жыл бұрын
When my 3 daughters were younger I would take them to Chuck E's and I have to say the cheese pizza was surprisingly very good.
@TheCoracao111
@TheCoracao111 2 жыл бұрын
I loved their pizza as a child in the 80s. It was almost gourmet to my memory. I’d love to know the original recipe. I can’t eat their pizza now.
@MEANCRACKEN2
@MEANCRACKEN2 5 жыл бұрын
Must be good coke in Florida?
@michaelolin2219
@michaelolin2219 5 жыл бұрын
Less cut
@callisto537
@callisto537 5 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows colder the weather crappier the coke
@recluse86
@recluse86 5 жыл бұрын
Closer to da source.
@RosinGoblin
@RosinGoblin 5 жыл бұрын
Cocaine smells really fucking good
@wmurray003
@wmurray003 5 жыл бұрын
@@RosinGoblin what does it smell like?
@BeanAlex
@BeanAlex 4 жыл бұрын
I worked at Chuck E. Cheese’s only Southern California. We never reused old food. We made pizzas to order and used fresh ingredients.
@BrettDupuis
@BrettDupuis 3 жыл бұрын
This reads like a Chuck E. Cheese burner account
@BeanAlex
@BeanAlex 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettDupuis I think I wrote this drunk lmao but it’s true tbh. It was my first job and from what I saw they did shit right. But other places may have been shit at quality control.
@nickp440
@nickp440 3 жыл бұрын
This guys a cop
@spizzy9247
@spizzy9247 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettDupuis LMAO my exact thought 😆
@snugglebadger3727
@snugglebadger3727 9 ай бұрын
"One bite, everyone knows the rules." Immediately takes three bites and then stuffs the whole slice in his mouth.
@timcooper2770
@timcooper2770 3 жыл бұрын
My first job ever was making pizzas at Chuck E Cheese's for $5 an hour. This was in 2005 and now the minimum wage is triple. I thought I landed my dream job when Best Buy hired me six months later for $6 an hour!
@strifeup2
@strifeup2 2 жыл бұрын
I started at CEC in 2005 as well lol. Good times
@mmaaphilliates
@mmaaphilliates 2 жыл бұрын
Gtfo fast food kids
@justatypicalyoutuber8402
@justatypicalyoutuber8402 2 жыл бұрын
@@mmaaphilliates Ironic coming from you, Craige.
@Spider-Complexion
@Spider-Complexion 2 жыл бұрын
@@mmaaphilliates edgy
@satireguy8595
@satireguy8595 2 жыл бұрын
Wdym minimum wage is $7.25 and hour now. Thats not triple. Its not great but could be worse
@ArnettLinn
@ArnettLinn 5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. I took the kids to this place for a party a few months back. They ordered pies for the party. I was dogging them and tried a slice. Shit is actually pretty good. I’d actually say 7.1 compared to all other pizzas. The other parents agreed. It was strangely good. Love the channel!
@Mitchell31
@Mitchell31 3 ай бұрын
“One bite, everybody knows the rules.” *proceeds to eat the whole slice*
@riding4beers889
@riding4beers889 5 жыл бұрын
"they don't know decimal points" lol
@TheChipBandit
@TheChipBandit 4 жыл бұрын
but they know the rules
@meeks9062
@meeks9062 4 жыл бұрын
"One bite everyone knows the rules" proceeds to scarf down whole slice.
@Thedangler16364
@Thedangler16364 4 жыл бұрын
He was hungry
@matt10butler
@matt10butler 4 жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@meeks9062
@meeks9062 4 жыл бұрын
@@matt10butler your right, it was my first video from him. i now watched over 60 in the last few days. its hilarious even tho he never takes one bite. its funny every time he says it "one bite everybody knows the rules" gets me every time
@kingcyril9246
@kingcyril9246 4 жыл бұрын
@Jax T and you’re irrelevant 🤔
@king6238
@king6238 4 жыл бұрын
@@meeks9062 oh i'm a bit new too oh that's so funny lol I thought it was unintentional looool
@fuiers
@fuiers Жыл бұрын
That image of Dave waiting and just staring into the abyss 1:21 is such powerful shot.
@diggerfan9319
@diggerfan9319 3 жыл бұрын
Two years later and this guy is still doing everyday pizza reviews. I wanna eat every single pizza from the places he's gone to.
@Philmaxwell414
@Philmaxwell414 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a bit extreme.
@vahn_legaia
@vahn_legaia Жыл бұрын
Add another 2 years
@swagchief98
@swagchief98 Жыл бұрын
Even blaze???
@mfsweatshirt6237
@mfsweatshirt6237 11 ай бұрын
@@swagchief98blaze is actually good asf when you put toppings on it
@chittychittybangbang5855
@chittychittybangbang5855 3 жыл бұрын
It's still makes me laugh everytime "one bite everyone knows the rules". Takes 3 bites talks a bit says one bite everyone knows the rules. Finishes slice gives score.
@RaysocialM5
@RaysocialM5 3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Krysdavar
@Krysdavar 2 жыл бұрын
LOL IKR? "Everyone knows the rules..." ::: proceeds to cram rest of pizza into his mouth. 🤣
@christopher19894
@christopher19894 3 ай бұрын
"Rookie score. Keep it simple. They don't know decimal points." 😂
@jakob9292
@jakob9292 4 жыл бұрын
Dave didn't realize, they sell beer and wine there. It's for the parents, they deserve alcohol
@Corn0nTheCobb
@Corn0nTheCobb 3 жыл бұрын
It's the only way parents can stay sane in a place like that
@zipity2782
@zipity2782 3 жыл бұрын
Just realized “One Bite” is an ironical name because they never take just one
@mkultramartyr
@mkultramartyr 3 жыл бұрын
Ironical isnt a word
@jondannecker5850
@jondannecker5850 3 жыл бұрын
@@mkultramartyr Exactly that's why it's ironical.
@josephmountford2292
@josephmountford2292 3 жыл бұрын
How many videos did it take you to figure it out? I’m guessing more than 50
@wilbel4
@wilbel4 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke bud.
@brian6speed
@brian6speed 3 жыл бұрын
so many idiots in the world
@OptimizingNetwork
@OptimizingNetwork Жыл бұрын
Of course it's "fresh", they just saw Dave Portnoy walk in like: " *Ohhhhh, shhhhhhhiiiiii....hold the puzzle slices, mfs in the kitchen! Anyone still remember how to make a full pie? HURRY UP!* "
@edledskal9147
@edledskal9147 3 жыл бұрын
A coworker and I use to get to go pizza's for lunch on Friday's from Chuck E Cheese cause it was the closest pizza place and I remember the first time going there as an adult thinking "This pizza is actually pretty good", I always enjoyed it.
@jamestessman1433
@jamestessman1433 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone accusing this man of being on drugs clearly hasn't been to the northeast, whether from New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island or Connecticut people just talk like they are on uppers and pissed off at something
@jamesbutler4948
@jamesbutler4948 4 жыл бұрын
He definitely seems like he had some coke i watch alot of these lol
@kylealexander7024
@kylealexander7024 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbutler4948 hes in Florida. The mans feeling good on vacation. Doesnt seem to far off other than he isnt freezing
@jamesbutler4948
@jamesbutler4948 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylealexander7024 I dont blame him he’s successful and responsible. to each their own.
@USA96651
@USA96651 3 жыл бұрын
So what if he did do coke!?
@jamesbutler4948
@jamesbutler4948 3 жыл бұрын
@@USA96651 Well it came from people who kill women and children. so morally u should avoid cocain and do prescription amphetamine
@macrodriguez8834
@macrodriguez8834 2 жыл бұрын
one of my best friends in high school swore that Chucky cheese pizza was the greatest pizza ever and when I recently had it, I can confirm there's something about the pizza that just hits all the right notes! very different from other pizzas that's for sure!
@JP-wk7cc
@JP-wk7cc 4 жыл бұрын
When we were high school seniors my buddy and I used to go into Chuck E. Cheese right before closing to get pizza and absolutely WRECK the high scores on the games. They stayed open surprisingly late, I think around 9pm, so no little kids there in the last hour. Pizza was great. Talked to a manager, he said every night they flip a breaker to reset the scores on all the games, so you didn’t have to feel bad about setting a score 100x higher than any kid could score. It was a lot of fun, there aren’t really arcades around like that unless you live near a beach boardwalk.
@AzrialAlaria
@AzrialAlaria 4 жыл бұрын
That place USED to have actual arcade games, now every one of them is just crap ticket games that I couldn't give 2 shits about!
@jbac5767
@jbac5767 4 жыл бұрын
"You see me coming into the skee-ball you best run the other direction" Lol
@BrainRotVideosAF
@BrainRotVideosAF 2 жыл бұрын
2:32 "Frankie..." has me lol'ing
@EHB999.02
@EHB999.02 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 that kid is putting in some work on that door lmao
@slashtitan1035
@slashtitan1035 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to that CEC location for still havin the old school Chuck E logo outside from when I was a kid lol
@losetelevision
@losetelevision Жыл бұрын
Lmao I remember asking you for years on instagram to do a Chuck E. Cheese review. This is amazing!
@BAKAGAlJIN
@BAKAGAlJIN 4 жыл бұрын
I actually really like Chuck e cheese pizza. Thanks for keeping it real, Dave.
@nicholaspacelli8180
@nicholaspacelli8180 4 жыл бұрын
his statement "I said Dave" (refering to himself, while speaking quickly) is a sign of a freshly ripped coke line. praise god. dave is the man
@wvusmc
@wvusmc Жыл бұрын
The Chuck E Cheese outside of Camp Lejeune served beer. It was a popular place for broke Marines to get pizza and beer on the cheap.
@mikes2177
@mikes2177 4 жыл бұрын
"This is better than that other pizza that made me puke" yeah, real ringing endoresement, Dave! Lol😂😂😂
@OceanInColorado
@OceanInColorado 5 жыл бұрын
One line of coke off the wack-a-mole machine, everyone knows the rules
@Wasabisauce267
@Wasabisauce267 4 жыл бұрын
No
@KA-om9oz
@KA-om9oz 4 жыл бұрын
No one does just 1 line
@RVWeekendsRC1
@RVWeekendsRC1 3 ай бұрын
Come back to Melbourne, FLA and try Genna Pizza Company. I've lived in the Melbourne area for almost 60 years and still have never been to a Chuck E's.
@GxdBxdy
@GxdBxdy 3 жыл бұрын
To the people complaining it’s not “one bite”. It wouldn’t be entertaining if he took one bite. Simple concept, nobody knows the rules
@Krysdavar
@Krysdavar 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, I wouldn't watch if it was just one bite, pretty boring. Unless it's that horrible then yeah one bite is agreeable. That's the rules.
@GxdBxdy
@GxdBxdy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Krysdavar exactly. When he bites the crust that’s the sweet spot 😂 people hate Dave so I get it. Everybody has flaws, he seems just as balanced as everybody else I’ve met 🤷🏽‍♂️
@bryantthomas45
@bryantthomas45 5 жыл бұрын
He's in Melbourne where at the beach boardwalk is one of the best pizza places in Florida and he goes to chucky cheese. Rookie move
@wpmvp92
@wpmvp92 3 жыл бұрын
Bizarros
@tibdragger
@tibdragger 2 жыл бұрын
My dad has confirmed it wasn't just me as a kid. 20 years ago their pizza was amazing. They had garlic butter they hit the crust with and the meat/cheese was higher quality.
@limpfinger12
@limpfinger12 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen is showing up at Chuck E. Cheese, Dave knows to have a seat
@matthewshatto6787
@matthewshatto6787 3 жыл бұрын
When my mother was pregnant with one of my siblings, she apparently absolutely craved chuck e cheese pizza. My poor father had to call and order some pizzas despite them not even having take out containers at the time
@TotallyAFan
@TotallyAFan 5 ай бұрын
I remember when I was younger, Chuck E Cheese used to have some sort of deal with Pizza Hut so all of their pizzas seemed like they were Pizza Hut. But that was way back in the day.
@Fromizzle22
@Fromizzle22 5 жыл бұрын
Never clicked a video so fast before
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969
@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 5 жыл бұрын
Why's that?
@TeamLegacyFTW
@TeamLegacyFTW 4 жыл бұрын
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Because he has an unhealthy obsession with media. I.e KZbin😪
@greyk610
@greyk610 4 жыл бұрын
Gayyyyyy
@jessicah3450
@jessicah3450 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the games here were always the perfect mix of greasy and sticky.
@manny8318
@manny8318 9 ай бұрын
If you ever come back to melbourne florida you should go to melbourne beach market. They make deep dish and thin crust and they’re both amazing👍
@NickSpaloss
@NickSpaloss 5 жыл бұрын
One line of coke, everyone knows Florida has the best
@cbenji07
@cbenji07 5 жыл бұрын
Straight off the boat
@acuraguy3231
@acuraguy3231 5 жыл бұрын
Fish scale yo
@herminiohernandez-buso5328
@herminiohernandez-buso5328 4 жыл бұрын
He comes off like he's definitely on some kind of drug with how fast he is talking and subject jumping.
@joshuabass1663
@joshuabass1663 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the prez
@n0-one0
@n0-one0 4 жыл бұрын
Yankees all do this.
@aydendurrett1302
@aydendurrett1302 4 жыл бұрын
Especially in the end yea
@Rvk1a64
@Rvk1a64 4 жыл бұрын
Cocaine
@EatNunBrains
@EatNunBrains 4 жыл бұрын
Hes said he takes adderall in other episodes
@chadrichards4681
@chadrichards4681 6 ай бұрын
I love him throwing in the catch phrase 20 times. Seriously, it’s fantastic, so funny. He’s great.
@michaelgervasio5552
@michaelgervasio5552 5 жыл бұрын
Bro this is my favorite one bite review. Long islander but I’ve been arguing for years that Chuck E. Cheese is the best of the fast food pizza.
@mrpapagiorgio5404
@mrpapagiorgio5404 4 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow long islander, originally from deer Park live in Brooklyn now
@ryanettel6701
@ryanettel6701 4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey, you are not wrong. Question..... How effing sad is that? 😂
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