One weirdo in tight pants hanging out at a kids restaurant, everyone call the cops
@mikebels7195 жыл бұрын
Adam Barnett 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AFC_MLS225 жыл бұрын
Hahaha classic
@sebastianpizxa15535 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@austinyurchik93265 жыл бұрын
HOF comment
@michaeljames25645 жыл бұрын
Fire. You won the comment section. Game over.
@leann42653 жыл бұрын
I die every time Dave repeatedly says “one bite, everybody knows the rules” and then continues to eat the whole damn pizza.
@ravagingx81723 жыл бұрын
Have to
@darthdeezy3 жыл бұрын
Oh good, it’s not just me 😂
@kewltony3 жыл бұрын
RIP
@jamflowman82833 жыл бұрын
the rating comes from the first bite
@yooblake98973 жыл бұрын
@@jamflowman8283 no it doesn't. he needs to try the crust as well before rating it
@ricardozamorano359711 ай бұрын
The shot of Dave sitting at the table 😂😂😂
@whodatn4l94810 ай бұрын
Imagine taking your kid to Chuck E Cheese and just seeing Dave sitting at a table by himself waiting on a pizza at a kid's place 😂
@E-Chap6 ай бұрын
😂😂 he looks so awkward
@versus4damosthighservants5242 ай бұрын
😂 priceless
@Dungar19895 жыл бұрын
Big line of coke in the bathroom, before the review, everyone knows the rules
@daveford74144 жыл бұрын
This guys a fuckin idiot
@dford1454 жыл бұрын
Dave Ford are we related?
@daveford74144 жыл бұрын
What part of the world you from d.ford?
@dford1454 жыл бұрын
Dave Ford New York
@daveford74144 жыл бұрын
Nope not related bud.i live in british columbia canada.lol
@kowalskivideos64762 жыл бұрын
Used to work at Chuck E. Cheese as a high school job. Dough was always made fresh as well as the ingredients. For a kids restaurant they had really good food and they would allow us to make food to eat for lunch if we wanted.
@ryanrodriguez37362 жыл бұрын
Place was bomb.
@DonkeyKongJr2 жыл бұрын
I miss Mac and cheese pizza
@chrisa88632 жыл бұрын
@@DonkeyKongJr this is the first time I ever heard of Mac and cheese pizza. I need to try one now
@weeman7282 жыл бұрын
I remember them having the best pizza. Of course the last time I went was when I was 8. Great times had there when I was younger.
@KJSOCOOL182 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that this is true I work there for 11 months almost made a year
@DormantGolem2 жыл бұрын
Dave sitting pissed off in a Chucky cheese is the best thing I've ever seen.
@avegamer17893 ай бұрын
Yeah. He looks like he doesn't wanna be there.
@TheNineFiveSeven5 жыл бұрын
"If I was a kid I'd be all in that." - Dave Portnoy 2019
@jefjeferson55764 жыл бұрын
NineFiveSeven underrated comment
@Bonks554 жыл бұрын
jef jeferson how?
@zachhaller45484 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jaxonhines33873 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Card_Asylum3 жыл бұрын
"if you see me coming on the skee ball court you better walk the other way" 🤣🤣🤣
@Daily27095 жыл бұрын
I didn't have Pres pegged as a skee ball guy, more of an eight ball guy
@antoniomontana60615 жыл бұрын
He just like how Coke Smells !! Shoutout to Rodney Dangerfield
@sylvestercrowley89095 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@johnr88205 жыл бұрын
Ski ball
@soulofdana5 жыл бұрын
Damn you had me dead bruh
@Nick97AZ5 жыл бұрын
Fuck that shit had me weak 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@BoJittins Жыл бұрын
Man makes pizza reviews way more entertaining than it should be.
@David-Nord Жыл бұрын
Chunky Cheese has a ball pit.
@flamingnothing Жыл бұрын
@@David-Nord that is very random but yes, they do
@David-Nord Жыл бұрын
Ball pits give kids a well rounded experience. @@flamingnothing
@wyitzyk Жыл бұрын
@@David-Nordthank you, David.
@MustardMan_15 жыл бұрын
one amber alert.. everyone knows the rules
@Red3yeX5 жыл бұрын
valneroth you must live in Toronto! Lol
@Geno27335 жыл бұрын
@@Red3yeX yeah, they kidnap kids in the early morning hours up there. My girlfriend gets Amber Alerts constantly during the night.
@davidantongiovanni56235 жыл бұрын
I live in Toronto lol. Not true. Majority of the alerts are false alarms
@legalfictionnaturalfact39695 жыл бұрын
Yep, military towns like Derby know plenty about kidnapping.
@peaceofnature25604 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha stop it !! I needed the laugh I been going through some shit !!
@nkipmb5 жыл бұрын
Thought pres had to stay 500 yards away from Chuck E. Cheese’s
@robertk20075 жыл бұрын
someone doesnt know the rules
@tabletopfun20195 жыл бұрын
You mean the President.
@Submersed245 жыл бұрын
@@tabletopfun2019 HAHAHAHA ORANGE MAN BAD
@notsure61875 жыл бұрын
😂
@kmccurdy215 жыл бұрын
One Diddle, everyone knows the rules
@ozgott1415 Жыл бұрын
Dave's honesty is what keeps me watching... it would be so easy to trash a place like Chucky's, but he gives an honest review, and that's how you know all his reviews aren't bs
@andrewgates8158 Жыл бұрын
Dave for press secretary
@danda_man885 жыл бұрын
One hand job from an animatronic, everyone knows the rules
@joemckim11834 жыл бұрын
What happens in the Chuck E. Cheese stays in the Chuck E. Cheese. It's basically Vegas for people who prefe video games over gambling.
@josephstalin26064 жыл бұрын
Joe McKim It’s Vegas for small children
@joemckim11834 жыл бұрын
@@josephstalin2606 Dave and Buster's is Chuck E. Cheese for people who like to drink while playing video games.
@geddyleesowlnose2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao whatttt🤣
@Polo_2095 ай бұрын
It’s been 5 years since you’re comment
@Mastro_2 жыл бұрын
When I was in high school I worked at Chuck E Cheese as a cook. They proof all the dough there and the pizzas were made fresh. They did however make us measure the ingredients so that every single pizza had the exact same amount of pepperoni, cheese and sauce. Any pizzas that were sent back were thrown out. All of the proofed dough that didn't get used at the end of the night was also thrown out. The entire kitchen is scrubbed down and cleaned extensively each night too. I liked the pizza, and didn't think it was that bad.
@Chuckschwartz2 жыл бұрын
Y’all recycle pizza. Stop the cap.
@crimnasty22062 жыл бұрын
@Charming Chowder yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂
@crimsontide19802 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a bunch of salty Pizza Hut employees trying to sabotage their competition.
@mephistosoa60912 жыл бұрын
Thats True, as former employee who made the pizza It was fresh and made when ordered. They used real ingredients.
@dennis-gk3zt2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a pizza place. when they threw away the over proofed dough, I took some home and made sour dough bread.
@joshuaginn7922 жыл бұрын
Their pizza is so much better than a lot of “Fast Food” pizza companies its rediculous.
@DutchKing Жыл бұрын
They also now got alcohol, it's litt.
@christopherg1288 Жыл бұрын
@@DutchKinglol
@brycegriffin3739 Жыл бұрын
I loved Chuck E Cheese pizza as a kid, hadn't been back there in forever and recently went for my nephew's birthday. The pizza still slaps as a 27 year old man, it's better than Pizza Hut or Domino's easily imo.
@byron462210 ай бұрын
@@brycegriffin3739same I haven’t been there in over 20 years and just went today and the pizza is still delicious!
@mbr05c9 ай бұрын
He’s right though, it is. It’s the cheese mixture they use. It has a distinct taste. That’s why Dave reacted immediately to it. Not just straight mozzarella.
@miketorok45364 жыл бұрын
This video is a year old but I still come back to see Dave sitting at that table lmao
@lukeromanoff43713 жыл бұрын
Also just to think of him talking about germs a month before Covid LOL
@dexterm12853 жыл бұрын
Lol that was the best part his face.
@fabio-wt9lj3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@benjaminhaase72232 жыл бұрын
I was also thinking, "That is some great editing."
@courtlandb19542 жыл бұрын
😂
@aegontargaryen5735 жыл бұрын
Pres spends his days doing coke and hanging out at chucky cheese. Everyone knows the rules
@jamesbartoes13645 жыл бұрын
Dude ive seen you comment something about coke on so many of these videos. We get it. Its gonna be okay. No one cares lol
@Gobbersmack5 жыл бұрын
Living the life.
@Jbayz5 жыл бұрын
@@aegontargaryen573 a long lasting masterful troll never breaks fourth wall. You never respond outside of the troll dude. Never.
@aegontargaryen5735 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bays I think everyone’s known for months lol it’s no secret. Im retired anyways I only drop a comment every now and then
@aegontargaryen5735 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bays but I do agree with you, and I know that.
@bubbsnova20142 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous of you Dave. I would love to go around the country trying the best pizza pies, and still staying in shape too. You rock Dave!!!
@alexandersippel Жыл бұрын
I’m jealous too. And I’m a huge pizza lover.
@ClapForVezo3 жыл бұрын
This grown man really walked into a chuck n cheese and ordered a pizza 😂
@twitch_tv_pat3 жыл бұрын
he's taking one for the team , no all heroes wear capes
@DeltaSigChi43 жыл бұрын
He loves Trump. Are there any Trump supporters that are NOT pedos?
@JosefTrull3 жыл бұрын
Triple dog dare you to walk in there and order a pizza, you might be surprised
@notFakeOut3 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaSigChi4 literally how does that make him a pedo wtf is wrong with you.
@taricksalmaci23 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaSigChi4 you should just stop internetting until you can use it without bringing politics into a non political convo
@connorduncan44294 жыл бұрын
Feel like post quarantine Dave would give this pie at least a 7.3
@UBuyTYFlys4 жыл бұрын
☠️
@ylevanon14 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t want to discourage people from going to local businesses
@contenttoilet58304 жыл бұрын
Guy has a big heart, sue him
@josephmoran32653 жыл бұрын
Bizzarros Melbourne Beach. 8.6
@JamesConley12343 жыл бұрын
hahahaha so true these days too, in september 2021.
@RMarie2020 Жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this darn channel. You've changed my pizza life and I cant stop watching!!! One bite at a time
@CyclonexxxIce5 жыл бұрын
Honestly that pizza looks better than any chain pizza I've ever had.
@Tubs4284 жыл бұрын
it’s the most pizza looking pizza i’ve ever seen
@dontmesswiththeman4 жыл бұрын
Looks more legit than Pizza Hut, Domino’s, and Little Caesar’s.
@promos3193 жыл бұрын
its fire lol
@jgs17033 жыл бұрын
Its probably better as its more expensive. I haven't had it in forever though so who knows
@elrondhubbard91273 жыл бұрын
I had Chuck E. Cheese pizza a few times right before the pandemic, and it was pretty good. I worked at Dominos for years and they are definitely worse.
@alk616955 жыл бұрын
1:20, waiting for Chris Hansen, everybody knows the rules.
@BlackedOutExcalibur5 жыл бұрын
alk61695 “pizza taking a while in the oven isn’t it?”
@555dking5 жыл бұрын
alk61695 underrated comment!
@thegentleman54094 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect so see you here!!! I’ve been a subscriber to you for years now! I love your vids dude, keep up the great work! LGM!
@kyletelan69452 жыл бұрын
Love you Dave! These pizza reviews always make me so happy!!!
@ltfelts5 жыл бұрын
“Flarda”
@luxuryparis55224 жыл бұрын
💀
@Saltfly4 жыл бұрын
Chuck E. Cheese. The real flarda
@ricardo9505354 жыл бұрын
In NY it's Floorda
@MrSkarbek364 жыл бұрын
@@ricardo950535 haha facts
@stevena.23064 жыл бұрын
to Floridians: it's "Floor-eh-da" never "Flaaa-r-eh-da"
@scoobydoodoo24215 жыл бұрын
One $250 fine, everybody knows where he parked.
@SilencioDucks5 жыл бұрын
He just gave a 6 to Chuck E Cheese, he's entitled to that spot. So long as he isn't driving.
@idontwantone1325 жыл бұрын
Nah he has a placard
@dodgersdoon11305 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂
@kevinaltizer2 жыл бұрын
Back in my Facebook days, I logged in one Saturday morning to see an old school buddy who posted, "I want to go have some fun today!" So I immediately had a snarly idea to reply with, "Go to Chuck E Cheese's if you want to have fun!" Well, that post set off a meeting between three of us at a local Chuck E Cheese's restaurant, and of course, we had to order a pizza. We were shocked at how good it was! We left there and attended a car show, which made for a nice memorable day. When I saw this video, that's what came to mind. Thanks.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM4 жыл бұрын
Legend has it this is how the coronavirus started.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM4 жыл бұрын
@camjamsdad it's a meat lover, bat, wolf, and cat.
@caponekingpinking99174 жыл бұрын
🇨🇳
@erikolson58004 жыл бұрын
camjamsdad sounds good tho
@earobt12374 жыл бұрын
this comment hits different in October 2020
@elicardenas36984 жыл бұрын
@@earobt1237 fr!!!
@RxG214 жыл бұрын
1 eight ball everyone knows the rules
@jesusruiz34974 жыл бұрын
💀
@wock64964 жыл бұрын
1 line 8 ball? God damn 😂
@damienj50163 жыл бұрын
Eight ball in the right nostril LOL
@Danny-bg8kz3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaahhh 💯 🤣
@smolaether3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a great time.
@FinallyFound-r2l Жыл бұрын
This is the best pizza review. Eats the whole slice before giving a rating. Gives a rookie score (for the kids).
@robertk20075 жыл бұрын
Is he allowed to be this close to children? Legally I mean
@djtrankilo2315 жыл бұрын
He said he's not a kid guy
@GarzAAA9565 жыл бұрын
Why ???
@nateuthe6895 жыл бұрын
@@GarzAAA956 ur db asf
@fattymcbutterpants97005 жыл бұрын
robertk2007 why
@legalfictionnaturalfact39695 жыл бұрын
DJ, what's a kid guy? Don't worry, you can tell me.
@notthegoatseguy5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah "For florida this is 5 star dining!"
@fattymcbutterpants97004 жыл бұрын
@Don A stop being a pissy bitch
@moviemaniacs99974 жыл бұрын
@@fattymcbutterpants9700 how about u calm down lol?
@jillianelise54 жыл бұрын
Pizza in florida is absolutely shite
@spirituallyconscious77744 жыл бұрын
@@jillianelise5 Not in Orlando... We have really good pizza.
@RalphOMFG4 жыл бұрын
Where at bro
@AbduCola2 жыл бұрын
I went to Chuck E Cheese as an adult once thinking the pizza would be gross but it still slapped 🔥
@Imragequit Жыл бұрын
Who slapped?
@davidd9707 Жыл бұрын
@@Imragequit how can she slap?!
@Imragequit Жыл бұрын
@@davidd9707 where did she smack?
@lancelegstrong74345 жыл бұрын
One coked up host. Everyone knows the premise.
@xrmighty5 жыл бұрын
Bro you dont even know what that means ur emoji is a Lego have you actually seen someone on coke? I'm high energy sometimes and ppl have thought I take drugs but I dont
@xrmighty5 жыл бұрын
@SpaceOctopusMEX lol no it didnt! I just hate when ppl think ppl who are high energy are on drugs. I took it too far
@Morphologicallyy5 жыл бұрын
@@xrmighty damn he really hurt your feelings hahsha
@Acestrate5615 жыл бұрын
mighty migs eh I would say he may have hit some lines earlier lmao
@xrmighty5 жыл бұрын
@@Acestrate561 maybe but I know when I've done coke I wasnt very hungry
@TB-bv1vr4 жыл бұрын
“One bite, everyone knows the rules” *eats the entire slice*
@ACE7O24 жыл бұрын
you must be new
@SavvyPoker4 жыл бұрын
😂
@fightfannerd20784 жыл бұрын
that's the joke derp
@aidankrautner82544 жыл бұрын
This is the original video and reason I subbed 😂
@brokuhackson54364 жыл бұрын
First time?
@Kryptonian444928 күн бұрын
The days of Chuck E. Cheese and Grand Prix were legendary.
@d.c.10593 жыл бұрын
"This ain't bad" is actually a ringing endorsement nowadays.
@theboot54123 жыл бұрын
“One bite everyone knows the rules” *proceeds to eat entire slice every episode*
@one.26223 жыл бұрын
Yep
@GoDaniel103 жыл бұрын
Kinda the point
@justinbrewster20123 жыл бұрын
He also says that before every bite he takes.
@theharmburger3167 Жыл бұрын
"You see me coming on the skee ball you walk the other way" - My new go-to phrase for just about anything.
@richardhead82645 жыл бұрын
*_1:42_*_ "OneByErabahNoaRu."_
@andrewcomments58123 жыл бұрын
I knew he'd like it. By far my favorite pizza from childhood. The couple times a year I got to go there, I always looked forward to the pizza just as much as I looked forward to the games.
@flipmex13 жыл бұрын
Chuck E Cheese pizza from 1995-2000 was on another level.
@Mark0MXx2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Based comment
@Savagexmode27 Жыл бұрын
@@flipmex1 yessir
@SuperAmin195010 ай бұрын
Yes'siree, I work at my gymnasium in Bradenton, FLORIDA, of which there is Chucky Cheese right next door. And I really appreciate the fact that as a Type-2 diabetic, if I fall into low-glucose disrepair, I can sprint into their facility and pickup a 'pie and all the soda I care to drink!☆¡ 😂
@GawneMusic2 жыл бұрын
Dayum used to love this pizza as a kid 😂
@tuuger5 жыл бұрын
Damn he said this is fine dining in florida. Had me dying😂😂
@millencolinchris5 жыл бұрын
A 6 was the best ad I have ever seen for Chuck E Cheese. Now if they could only get rid of the vomit smell in the twist slide I might take my kid.
@michaelolin22195 жыл бұрын
What are you doing in the twist slide without your kid?!?
@absoluteunit86285 жыл бұрын
@@michaelolin2219 I thought the same thing dude 😂
@michaelolin22195 жыл бұрын
@@absoluteunit8628 ha! Great minds right?
@absoluteunit86285 жыл бұрын
@@michaelolin2219 the BEST minds.
@whiteemerald_68025 жыл бұрын
This comment thread! 😂
@KapyBarra414 ай бұрын
Im still new to the One Bite game but now I have a reference for what a 6 is, I can appreciate how good the high 8s and 9s must be!
@momentary_3 жыл бұрын
He wanted to give it a 10, but realized how that would look. Poor Dave.
@legalfictionnaturalfact39693 жыл бұрын
careful... peeps are perusing these comments now to see what the current allegations against dave are just the tip of the iceberg about...
@astyles26665 жыл бұрын
One kid with the HIV everybody knows the rules
@legalfictionnaturalfact39695 жыл бұрын
Yawn. Fuck off, freak.
@drakton57374 жыл бұрын
What rules
@legalfictionnaturalfact39694 жыл бұрын
@@drakton5737 they're using pedophile lingo
@jamaicafox8 ай бұрын
I'm not going to lie, when my mom took me and my brother to Disney world as pre-teens, we stopped at Chuck-E-Cheese for pizza and real talk, it was better than any other Chuck-E-Cheese I'd ever had
@aaronfelman10003 жыл бұрын
bump of addy before the review, everybody knows the rules.
@CollinAbroadcast5 жыл бұрын
These comments are brutal 😂🤣
@johnmyyy42304 жыл бұрын
lmao bro how has no one liked this. love your videos.
@jesuswasalie59404 жыл бұрын
Pussy
@f.rthetexasscratcher66764 жыл бұрын
Collin! Hey!
@f.rthetexasscratcher66764 жыл бұрын
Collin I love your videos :) :) :) :) :)
@callumjones94274 жыл бұрын
Fuck yea Collin you own buddy! Shoutout from Vancouver Island canada
@JackGordon2 жыл бұрын
Favorite video on KZbin
@lizmoran41594 жыл бұрын
"The kids carry the hiv , they carry germs you don't even know about Frankie" OMFG 🤣☠
@WhiskerWhippers3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he said Hib, which would make more sense
@TRVBAL3 жыл бұрын
no he said HIV and im living for that joke
@brawndothethirstmutilator98482 ай бұрын
…and he was worried he would catch the hiv in the restroom from some kid. He must have some interesting restroom habits…
@manimanson31934 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like a manlier more human looking Mark Zuckerberg
@toraw4tv14 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VinhVo-mb2dy4 жыл бұрын
More human?
@manimanson31934 жыл бұрын
@@VinhVo-mb2dy Mark Zucherberg is a robot
@timlyons34202 ай бұрын
The italian music while previewing the outside of Chuk E Cheese is GOLD!
@aaronroffman39874 жыл бұрын
Just had Chuck E. Cheese's delivered with DoorDash out of curiosity and was pleasantly surprised. As a New Jersey native where there's a family owned pizzaria on every corner I can't call it "five star" but it exceeded my expectations and is a huge step above Dominos and Pizza Hut. It was definitely freshly made. I've had waaaaay worse pizzas at sketchy places across the Midwest.
@nowitsabadtime3 жыл бұрын
lol
@chimp94653 жыл бұрын
wow you might be the only person in the entire world who has ever ordered chuck e cheese pizza with doordash, im impressed
@The-nz8ui2 жыл бұрын
Your door dash driver must’ve been bamboozled looking at that order 😂
@Appaddict012 жыл бұрын
I remember really liking it as a kid.
@The-nz8ui2 жыл бұрын
@Rich Cran Honestly, that’s a very valid thought thinking someone’s kid is sick. I didn’t even think about that haha. But now I need to know, they had grilled chicken pattys?? Also your dad sounds like a cool ass guy 😎
@JoeStackSJC5 жыл бұрын
When my 3 daughters were younger I would take them to Chuck E's and I have to say the cheese pizza was surprisingly very good.
@TheCoracao1112 жыл бұрын
I loved their pizza as a child in the 80s. It was almost gourmet to my memory. I’d love to know the original recipe. I can’t eat their pizza now.
@MEANCRACKEN25 жыл бұрын
Must be good coke in Florida?
@michaelolin22195 жыл бұрын
Less cut
@callisto5375 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows colder the weather crappier the coke
@recluse865 жыл бұрын
Closer to da source.
@RosinGoblin5 жыл бұрын
Cocaine smells really fucking good
@wmurray0035 жыл бұрын
@@RosinGoblin what does it smell like?
@BeanAlex4 жыл бұрын
I worked at Chuck E. Cheese’s only Southern California. We never reused old food. We made pizzas to order and used fresh ingredients.
@BrettDupuis3 жыл бұрын
This reads like a Chuck E. Cheese burner account
@BeanAlex3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettDupuis I think I wrote this drunk lmao but it’s true tbh. It was my first job and from what I saw they did shit right. But other places may have been shit at quality control.
@nickp4403 жыл бұрын
This guys a cop
@spizzy92473 жыл бұрын
@@BrettDupuis LMAO my exact thought 😆
@snugglebadger37279 ай бұрын
"One bite, everyone knows the rules." Immediately takes three bites and then stuffs the whole slice in his mouth.
@timcooper27703 жыл бұрын
My first job ever was making pizzas at Chuck E Cheese's for $5 an hour. This was in 2005 and now the minimum wage is triple. I thought I landed my dream job when Best Buy hired me six months later for $6 an hour!
@strifeup22 жыл бұрын
I started at CEC in 2005 as well lol. Good times
@mmaaphilliates2 жыл бұрын
Gtfo fast food kids
@justatypicalyoutuber84022 жыл бұрын
@@mmaaphilliates Ironic coming from you, Craige.
@Spider-Complexion2 жыл бұрын
@@mmaaphilliates edgy
@satireguy85952 жыл бұрын
Wdym minimum wage is $7.25 and hour now. Thats not triple. Its not great but could be worse
@ArnettLinn5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. I took the kids to this place for a party a few months back. They ordered pies for the party. I was dogging them and tried a slice. Shit is actually pretty good. I’d actually say 7.1 compared to all other pizzas. The other parents agreed. It was strangely good. Love the channel!
@Mitchell313 ай бұрын
“One bite, everybody knows the rules.” *proceeds to eat the whole slice*
@riding4beers8895 жыл бұрын
"they don't know decimal points" lol
@TheChipBandit4 жыл бұрын
but they know the rules
@meeks90624 жыл бұрын
"One bite everyone knows the rules" proceeds to scarf down whole slice.
@Thedangler163644 жыл бұрын
He was hungry
@matt10butler4 жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@meeks90624 жыл бұрын
@@matt10butler your right, it was my first video from him. i now watched over 60 in the last few days. its hilarious even tho he never takes one bite. its funny every time he says it "one bite everybody knows the rules" gets me every time
@kingcyril92464 жыл бұрын
@Jax T and you’re irrelevant 🤔
@king62384 жыл бұрын
@@meeks9062 oh i'm a bit new too oh that's so funny lol I thought it was unintentional looool
@fuiers Жыл бұрын
That image of Dave waiting and just staring into the abyss 1:21 is such powerful shot.
@diggerfan93193 жыл бұрын
Two years later and this guy is still doing everyday pizza reviews. I wanna eat every single pizza from the places he's gone to.
@Philmaxwell4142 жыл бұрын
That’s a bit extreme.
@vahn_legaia Жыл бұрын
Add another 2 years
@swagchief98 Жыл бұрын
Even blaze???
@mfsweatshirt623711 ай бұрын
@@swagchief98blaze is actually good asf when you put toppings on it
@chittychittybangbang58553 жыл бұрын
It's still makes me laugh everytime "one bite everyone knows the rules". Takes 3 bites talks a bit says one bite everyone knows the rules. Finishes slice gives score.
@RaysocialM53 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Krysdavar2 жыл бұрын
LOL IKR? "Everyone knows the rules..." ::: proceeds to cram rest of pizza into his mouth. 🤣
@christopher198943 ай бұрын
"Rookie score. Keep it simple. They don't know decimal points." 😂
@jakob92924 жыл бұрын
Dave didn't realize, they sell beer and wine there. It's for the parents, they deserve alcohol
@Corn0nTheCobb3 жыл бұрын
It's the only way parents can stay sane in a place like that
@zipity27823 жыл бұрын
Just realized “One Bite” is an ironical name because they never take just one
@mkultramartyr3 жыл бұрын
Ironical isnt a word
@jondannecker58503 жыл бұрын
@@mkultramartyr Exactly that's why it's ironical.
@josephmountford22923 жыл бұрын
How many videos did it take you to figure it out? I’m guessing more than 50
@wilbel43 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke bud.
@brian6speed3 жыл бұрын
so many idiots in the world
@OptimizingNetwork Жыл бұрын
Of course it's "fresh", they just saw Dave Portnoy walk in like: " *Ohhhhh, shhhhhhhiiiiii....hold the puzzle slices, mfs in the kitchen! Anyone still remember how to make a full pie? HURRY UP!* "
@edledskal91473 жыл бұрын
A coworker and I use to get to go pizza's for lunch on Friday's from Chuck E Cheese cause it was the closest pizza place and I remember the first time going there as an adult thinking "This pizza is actually pretty good", I always enjoyed it.
@jamestessman14334 жыл бұрын
Everyone accusing this man of being on drugs clearly hasn't been to the northeast, whether from New York, Massachusetts, Rhode Island or Connecticut people just talk like they are on uppers and pissed off at something
@jamesbutler49484 жыл бұрын
He definitely seems like he had some coke i watch alot of these lol
@kylealexander70244 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbutler4948 hes in Florida. The mans feeling good on vacation. Doesnt seem to far off other than he isnt freezing
@jamesbutler49484 жыл бұрын
@@kylealexander7024 I dont blame him he’s successful and responsible. to each their own.
@USA966513 жыл бұрын
So what if he did do coke!?
@jamesbutler49483 жыл бұрын
@@USA96651 Well it came from people who kill women and children. so morally u should avoid cocain and do prescription amphetamine
@macrodriguez88342 жыл бұрын
one of my best friends in high school swore that Chucky cheese pizza was the greatest pizza ever and when I recently had it, I can confirm there's something about the pizza that just hits all the right notes! very different from other pizzas that's for sure!
@JP-wk7cc4 жыл бұрын
When we were high school seniors my buddy and I used to go into Chuck E. Cheese right before closing to get pizza and absolutely WRECK the high scores on the games. They stayed open surprisingly late, I think around 9pm, so no little kids there in the last hour. Pizza was great. Talked to a manager, he said every night they flip a breaker to reset the scores on all the games, so you didn’t have to feel bad about setting a score 100x higher than any kid could score. It was a lot of fun, there aren’t really arcades around like that unless you live near a beach boardwalk.
@AzrialAlaria4 жыл бұрын
That place USED to have actual arcade games, now every one of them is just crap ticket games that I couldn't give 2 shits about!
@jbac57674 жыл бұрын
"You see me coming into the skee-ball you best run the other direction" Lol
@BrainRotVideosAF2 жыл бұрын
2:32 "Frankie..." has me lol'ing
@EHB999.022 жыл бұрын
1:34 that kid is putting in some work on that door lmao
@slashtitan10353 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to that CEC location for still havin the old school Chuck E logo outside from when I was a kid lol
@losetelevision Жыл бұрын
Lmao I remember asking you for years on instagram to do a Chuck E. Cheese review. This is amazing!
@BAKAGAlJIN4 жыл бұрын
I actually really like Chuck e cheese pizza. Thanks for keeping it real, Dave.
@nicholaspacelli81804 жыл бұрын
his statement "I said Dave" (refering to himself, while speaking quickly) is a sign of a freshly ripped coke line. praise god. dave is the man
@wvusmc Жыл бұрын
The Chuck E Cheese outside of Camp Lejeune served beer. It was a popular place for broke Marines to get pizza and beer on the cheap.
@mikes21774 жыл бұрын
"This is better than that other pizza that made me puke" yeah, real ringing endoresement, Dave! Lol😂😂😂
@OceanInColorado5 жыл бұрын
One line of coke off the wack-a-mole machine, everyone knows the rules
@Wasabisauce2674 жыл бұрын
No
@KA-om9oz4 жыл бұрын
No one does just 1 line
@RVWeekendsRC13 ай бұрын
Come back to Melbourne, FLA and try Genna Pizza Company. I've lived in the Melbourne area for almost 60 years and still have never been to a Chuck E's.
@GxdBxdy3 жыл бұрын
To the people complaining it’s not “one bite”. It wouldn’t be entertaining if he took one bite. Simple concept, nobody knows the rules
@Krysdavar2 жыл бұрын
I agree, I wouldn't watch if it was just one bite, pretty boring. Unless it's that horrible then yeah one bite is agreeable. That's the rules.
@GxdBxdy2 жыл бұрын
@@Krysdavar exactly. When he bites the crust that’s the sweet spot 😂 people hate Dave so I get it. Everybody has flaws, he seems just as balanced as everybody else I’ve met 🤷🏽♂️
@bryantthomas455 жыл бұрын
He's in Melbourne where at the beach boardwalk is one of the best pizza places in Florida and he goes to chucky cheese. Rookie move
@wpmvp923 жыл бұрын
Bizarros
@tibdragger2 жыл бұрын
My dad has confirmed it wasn't just me as a kid. 20 years ago their pizza was amazing. They had garlic butter they hit the crust with and the meat/cheese was higher quality.
@limpfinger123 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen is showing up at Chuck E. Cheese, Dave knows to have a seat
@matthewshatto67873 жыл бұрын
When my mother was pregnant with one of my siblings, she apparently absolutely craved chuck e cheese pizza. My poor father had to call and order some pizzas despite them not even having take out containers at the time
@TotallyAFan5 ай бұрын
I remember when I was younger, Chuck E Cheese used to have some sort of deal with Pizza Hut so all of their pizzas seemed like they were Pizza Hut. But that was way back in the day.
@Fromizzle225 жыл бұрын
Never clicked a video so fast before
@legalfictionnaturalfact39695 жыл бұрын
Why's that?
@TeamLegacyFTW4 жыл бұрын
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Because he has an unhealthy obsession with media. I.e KZbin😪
@greyk6104 жыл бұрын
Gayyyyyy
@jessicah34503 жыл бұрын
I remember the games here were always the perfect mix of greasy and sticky.
@manny83189 ай бұрын
If you ever come back to melbourne florida you should go to melbourne beach market. They make deep dish and thin crust and they’re both amazing👍
@NickSpaloss5 жыл бұрын
One line of coke, everyone knows Florida has the best
@cbenji075 жыл бұрын
Straight off the boat
@acuraguy32315 жыл бұрын
Fish scale yo
@herminiohernandez-buso53284 жыл бұрын
He comes off like he's definitely on some kind of drug with how fast he is talking and subject jumping.
@joshuabass16634 жыл бұрын
It’s the prez
@n0-one04 жыл бұрын
Yankees all do this.
@aydendurrett13024 жыл бұрын
Especially in the end yea
@Rvk1a644 жыл бұрын
Cocaine
@EatNunBrains4 жыл бұрын
Hes said he takes adderall in other episodes
@chadrichards46816 ай бұрын
I love him throwing in the catch phrase 20 times. Seriously, it’s fantastic, so funny. He’s great.
@michaelgervasio55525 жыл бұрын
Bro this is my favorite one bite review. Long islander but I’ve been arguing for years that Chuck E. Cheese is the best of the fast food pizza.
@mrpapagiorgio54044 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow long islander, originally from deer Park live in Brooklyn now
@ryanettel67014 жыл бұрын
Lowkey, you are not wrong. Question..... How effing sad is that? 😂