Barstool Pizza Review - The Square Deli (Everett, MA)

[@SkepticalGuy]

I discovered One Bite about four weeks ago. Now I've eaten pizza 14 times in two weeks, and watched 800 episodes while neglecting my job. Thanks Dave.

[@KaktoPredi4e]

Damn, and I thought I binged watched when I found this channel.

[@murrayannandale]

Hahahaha worse than me

[@Ilcchms31]

Sounds about right

[@DesignerFromMars]

Bro… one life to live, everyone knows the rules… Do what makes you happy and eating pizza does just that.

[@davidmckesey7119]

You should of known the rules

[@tyleryurasits9352]

I COULDNT care less about that "soup" bite... That pizza looks f****n amazing!

[@AJ72281]

You could care less, or couldn’t care less?

[@WaffleHouse247]

@@AJ72281 can’t stand when people say “I could care less” which implies they care somewhat

[@tyleryurasits9352]

@@AJ72281 lol

[@tyleryurasits9352]

@@WaffleHouse247 I fixed it, so you can stand

[@WaffleHouse247]

@@tyleryurasits9352 thank you

[@antoinesauve2848]

I absolutely fucking love when the owner doesn't come out and just stay inside like let the man do his thing alone! Great score let the pizza talk for itself!

[@Krysdavar]

Yep. Thought it was her filming through the door window at first but it wasn't, as that person eventually came out to get better video lol.

[@kingwild772]

most of the time they just want to record him reviewing it tho just for memories

[@matthewraco3691]

When you hear that crunch on the crust, you know it's a good score. Soup to crisp put some lbs on Daves hips.

[@The_Architekt]

Should be an automatic -2 if the owner comes outside for the review

[@El_Scorcho_]

@@matthewraco3691 lol 😂

[@drcornelius8275]

One classic old lady bursting with character, everyone knows that should bump the score 1/2 point

[@rodger7029]

She gave him the death stare

[@kingconnor4619]

Yeah I would have assumed he was going to say like a 7.7-7.8 based on how he was talking about it, old lady influence

[@scorptarget]

💯😂🍕

[@biggrocc19]

Yeah I appreciate the integrity here from Dave. One of the few times he didn't crumble like wet cardboard on a score because of a "nice owner". Also, she fucked up the order lol. You do that a few times, doesn't matter how good your pie is.

[@thescienceofit]

Probably did bump it up. Then the lateness dropped it back lol

[@liferipsfam]

The owners there are one of the best. I remember I came there with my nephews on a Saturday and didn’t know they were closed because the door was open. Nevertheless, they didn’t let us know they were closed and asked what we wanted to order, purely nice guy there. I only found out they were closed when I saw their closing times on the door as I was leaving. But the pizza was the best that I had ever eaten. We destroyed it and on top of that, the owner gave us two free pizzas since it was close to “closing time” (They were already closed, but didn’t want us to feel bad.) Man, if anybody is around the area, try it out. Amazing amazing pizza.

[@FerrisBueller-lj9zj]

NICE GUY!

[@liferipsfam]

@@dejuren1367 yup. They made it so good we had to destroy it. Very satisfying too! Looks like they built it back up just fine.

[@whatinfluencesyou]

If you're nearby, try this pizza. One of the few that I said, "Oh my God" after the first bite. The owner is a really great guy too

[@wizcorn9958]

My wife and I were wondering if it’s worth planning a vacation around?

[@whatinfluencesyou]

@@wizcorn9958 My fiance and I did a pizza vacation to new haven and we had a blast trying the top 4 spots. I'd throw this one in for a similar Boston pizza trip. Original Regina, Santarpio's, Picco, and the Square Deli would give you a good taste of the town and styles. Add on a Sox game or a concert and you got yourself a weekend worth having.

[@cameron9878]

@@whatinfluencesyou Absolute man of the people

[@mbj920]

@@whatinfluencesyou which was your favorite from New Haven?

[@whatinfluencesyou]

@@mbj920 All were very good but Modern stood out

[@Anteflop]

I was starting to think Dave always gave desserts a 9+ but I'm starting to see some integrity now. Love Fran.

[@marcbaxter5996]

It was low because it wasn’t fresh hot. I bet if it would have been fresh hot it would been a 9+

[@mattblom3990]

Does anyone buy the admittedly cool pizza maker that if the pizza 'rested' it would be less soupy? Nah, that would have remained soup if not slimy instead. My hope for this place is that Dave's suggestion tweaks the recipe and he comes back in 5 years to re-score it an 8.8

[@Lousasshol]

@@mattblom3990 agreed

[@marcbaxter5996]

@@mattblom3990 why you post this under a comment about the desert? Just interested?

[@mattblom3990]

@@marcbaxter5996 Your comment about "fresh hot" just made me think how the "fresh hot" pizza was supposedly worse than if it rested.

[@strongfp]

Pizza looked great, staff had personality and were friendly. Looked like a great pizza spot.

[@Xstrangis]

Not too sure about the personality part but they were friendly

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

"Soupy" just means Dave hasn't let it set yet because they made it a minute before he ate it, everybody knows the rules. Looks like a 8.5 or 9 to me.

[@jerrythomas4457]

Quit nut huggin

[@starkparker16]

A 9? A round number?

[@-noname8711]

@@jerrythomas4457 true tho

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

@@starkparker16 Yeah, I'm a rebel.

[@sharebear421]

Looks can be deceiving but it does look delicious

[@AndrewAzurdia]

That pizza look wise is on another level. Hopefully they can improve upon an already good pizza and reach a higher 8 or 9 level. Something special about that pizza, It just looks amazing 🤤

[@mattblom3990]

You could tell with the crisp and after the first bite it was amazing.

[@joeymauro7717]

@@mattblom3990 Hot oven. Probably running 600 degrees or so.

[@on-the-rocks]

highest score in a loooong time, can't go from giving straight 7's to 9's , everybody knows the rules

[@FerrisBueller-lj9zj]

This pizza deserves all the accolades. It even SMELLS good!

[@kevinthegreat2141]

Shorter the shorts , Higher the score, Everyone Knows The Rules....

[@nicolehall2177]

🤣 Dave in his hoochie daddy shorts

[@iiSlowBurn]

I absolutely love what you do for these businesses. Keep it up Dave!

[@zydney6600]

Tell that to the Dragon Pizza guy!

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

​@@zydney6600 😂. Well apparently his business picked up after that little altercation.

[@9SecondStreetMustang]

The 3 things Dave does: 1. Drugs 2. Pizza 3. Cookies Yes in that order.

[@crooklyneny]

❄️ 🍕 🍪

[@VincesInHocSigno]

4. Pillows ?

[@redsnflr]

adderrall makes you burn calories faster so it makes sense given how many carbs he eats (he's chubby but should be fat).

[@mattblom3990]

@@redsnflr He's barely chubby lol! You score bodies like an old-school Dave pizza score.

[@betokendollcrotchorourke6007]

You forgot Debbie

[@caseysaddler5008]

That lady in the background watching Dave through her phone the whole time instead of just looking up and seeing him 😂

[@Cjones322]

It's what social media has exposed. She's more happy thinking about the # of clicks and attention she thinks she's gonna get than blue light and reality. It's kinda sad. I'm always so happy and fortunate I grew up in the 90's.

[@zekeeg]

So when you record a video, what are you looking at lol. Most people I would think are watching the screen vs the person

[@YouAlreadySHNOW]

Or stepping two feet in any direction to not be in the middle of the shot. At least once a month their is some super narcissistic individual that just cant help themselves. I wish they knew how awful they look to those of us without a mental health disorder.

[@ebitdareadthebook1535]

One bite, everyone knows The Square Deli is about to be SWAMPED with orders. That pie looks damn good

[@jimduggan8962]

Yea and that place looks super small with a small oven. They won't be able to keep up.

[@marksoria4357]

Never call a pizza a pie or you’ll be banned immediately

[@ebitdareadthebook1535]

@@marksoria4357 what are you talking about?

[@andrewnelson1375]

@@ebitdareadthebook1535 he said never call a pizza a pie or you'll be banned immediately

[@LuisSantos-zu1yl]

Thanks!

[@Achillusgaming]

Good pizza, down to earth owner, fantastic personality on Fran. Great place.

[@davidweiss8710]

Everyone knows calling him "Dan Dave" gets you a bump up on the score.

[@benjaminbrand9550]

I thought I was trippin when I heard that. Thanks for confirming

[@davidweiss8710]

@@benjaminbrand9550 can confirm as a Dave that it happens often.

[@bensmith1781]

You're Dan?? Dave?? I remember that

[@GT-mn3bx]

That crunch sounded great. Looks like a 8.3 min. Edit, And he comes in with an 8.3. I bet it is amazing tasting.

[@mattblom3990]

It's weird because he likes his .X to typically be an even number, so I thought 8.2 I think he'd have done 8.8 given no soup. He mentioned the 9s but I doubt that because he was pissed about the late pizza.

[@eric_in_florida]

I called the 8.3 too. Pretty proud of myself.

[@benbennett1402]

@@eric_in_florida haha same i went to comment I guess we were all feeling the 8.3

[@FerrisBueller-lj9zj]

This pizza hits ALL the senses. Looks great. Smells incredible. Tastes amazing. You can hear the crunch. And feels light and crispy. Cheese to crust ratio is perfect

[@trwork89]

damn nice call, you got an eye for pizza

[@jimduggan8962]

I love that he leaves in the 15 seconds of him paying for the pizza. You know he took that as some sort of insult and included it.

[@fawnebrown4619]

Looks so good and that crunch sounds even better. If I keep watching these one bite reviews I'm gonna be eating pizza at least three times a week.

[@garrett6076]

Good to see he's keepin it real with the cookie score. I had been getting suspicious.

[@ggss1176]

The staff picture at the end so heart warming

[@Cocytus]

There was also an unmentioned bonus in this pizza review. The pizza got the Wind Test. It held up fine :)

[@M3333C]

Ate here the other day, that crisp is REAL. Definitley some of the best dough ive ever had in taste and crisp.

[@jeffjohnson6922]

Was not expecting an 8.3 for this. Figured it'd be a 7.9 tops. Nicely done.

[@Tesoro1996]

Those crispy bites were so satisfying to listen to! You can tell it has a perfect crust if you can hear that crunch with each bite.

[@FerrisBueller-lj9zj]

FACTS!!!!!!

[@iDrinkRadium]

The lady in the backround: 🙂😀🙂😀🙂😀

[@BrentOakley]

“Stick with the pizza” that shit had me laughing my ass off 😂

[@jmblazer72]

Dave's got a new side piece, everyone knows Debbie is jealous of Fran.

[@jend9509]

RIP Fran ❤ an Everett legend

[@trcythmpsn]

Not gonna lie I would like to see some pillow reviews. A amazing pillow is well worth the price

[@powdermik]

8.3 is good enough for me to travel from Vermont See you as soon as we can get there Fran !

[@benvasilinda9729]

One of his most honest scores since COVID’s been over. Everyone knows the rules!

[@camerons3097]

Man there is absolutely no pizza near me that even comes close to looking like that one. I’m usually a fan of light sauce but that looks spectacular.

[@bradleylouis4379]

Fran is an absolute Mass legend😂

[@Fireign]

as soon as i seen that pizza i was like daves giving that an 8.3. honestly that crust was incredible and i'm with dave if that first bite was like the rest thats an all time scorer for sure. amazing looking pizza.

[@wilsonjoshwilson]

Have to let that pie set first Dave, that’s a rookie move eating it right away like that. Pizza defs looks like a 8.5-8.6.

[@donwan7817]

Wouldn't be fair to all the other places where he didn't wait for the pie to cool down. He's gotta stick with eating it how its handed to him.

[@eats4cheaps305]

Yeah let it sit so it gets soggy in the box

[@sonnycusa]

The center of the pie will get crispy if you let it sit??

[@UpgradeOTL]

“It won’t Right there Davey 👀” 😂

[@matthewmeech8718]

I swear, I can tell what the score is (guessed 8.3) by how many of these reviews I have watched.

[@lemongavine]

Same

[@tannerchopp2107]

I've gotten good as well. Idek if I would score them how he does but I know hi's scale lol

[@mattblom3990]

Yeah you watch enough you can score within +/- 0.2 the problem is he's got a soft heart and has warped his scoring when the owners beg or are watching him with some sob story.

[@lemongavine]

@@mattblom3990 different scale for COVID too

[@pauledwards9493]

Clocked the cookie straight away - strategic placement by Franny

[@Jett1873]

That looks like one of the best pizzas. Would love to try this.

[@anyaneez8628]

Dave, I hope your day is going better than mine lad. I brought home a delicious pizza pie for my wife but she saw it was Neapolitan style. She gasped in disgust and was instantly turned off. Seconds ago, she said she needed a real man and is on her way for an extended stay at her boyfriends. I wish I had started watching your reviews sooner so I would have known what pizza a tough man gets. What a nightmare. Cheers mate

[@FredYounan]

Hang in there my prince. You should've told her you were gay!

[@globalproffesionals4854]

Greetings from the Netherlands. We hardly have any good pizza places here. I really like the way you treat people with respect (good pizza or no good pizza)!

[@transcendia]

One smoke shop next door, everyone knows the Juuls

[@cmilla111]

You can tell the son was thinking "For the love of God mom hang up on that person, we have literally the most important customer ever trying to pay."

[@andymilonakis]

I guessed 8.4, and I don't like even when I'm .1 off :)

[@rileyswanson321]

sameee

[@skraminc]

you're a legend. one of the greats before MTV died for people my age. you did a huge number on entertainment and are still beloved.

[@nickschauer3299]

Hey Dave! Come to Northampton MA! We use to have a pizza place called memos which was the best place around but we still have some great pizza still. At least 4 places. Would love to see you in my hometown

[@randomperson7928]

That pizza looked amazing. Why don't more pizza shops use sourdough bread is beyond me.

[@jsbFF08]

I cant stop watching these.

[@kewltony]

"I want my pizza sloppy. I touch every slice and there's one holding together by the grace of God, that's the rule. Everyone else gets the cheese running down like a yeast infection." - Joey "Everybody knows the rule" Diaz

[@davianbustillo09]

Tremendous

[@chaddsullo9479]

Dave you gotta try Papas pizza on Naugatuck Ave in Milford CT. As a long time Sally’s fan it’s definitely not on the New Haven level, but very very good!

[@stve5523]

Once again- i predicted 8.3 i been watching u for yrz Davey. im like 92+ percent accurate 💙🙏🏽 much luv brother #FuxJack’s

[@vantheman1238]

Love this. It’s twenty past midnight here in Bristol, I’m sat in the John and I’m nailing the scores. Just got a 7.9 and now and 8.3. I’m on fire, and literally after that Balti 😂 Love from Bris everybody knows this is the best show on KZbin ❤️

[@rg20322]

Give the downtrodden of Chelsea "Cia Pizza & Pasta" a review. Its wood fired as well. The Square Deli pizza looks great

[@FrAndreMelancon]

This looks like a spot! Awesome review!!

[@AA-eq5wk]

that was a good looking pizza... the contrast of "soup" and "crisp" gives it balance

[@ChrisKeelingTri]

Couldn't agree more. Nice to have some contrast and balance.

[@andrewrobinson4392]

There is a New Haven style place in the new Hub Hall at the Garden in Boston if you're in MA

[@raynman67]

Love Fran, God bless her, I know the signs my mother had and I see them starting with her. Heartbreaking in a way.

[@christophermccarthy3437]

This was my favorite review that you have done. Thank you.

[@shawnkirk2837]

As soon as the box opened. You could see. There was no way, that pie wasn't gonna be great. It looks similiar to Lucali

[@DoubleAgent99]

That cookie lololol .. at least he didn't spit it out😂😂😂

[@seattleguy7900]

Shoutout to all the ones that guessed 8.3 before the score. You’re all amazing. Keep it up.

[@cheesandwichfactory]

guessed 8.4 :(

[@ymatktpk11]

Love the sarcasm 😂

[@PlebCentral]

This video reminds me of that guy from Santillo's (Elizabeth,NJ) the old lass at the front has just a personality and the guy in the back so passionate about his craft this whole video from the pie to the place is just awesome Rarely leave commetns but this one was a good one, I see a 9+ if you ever go back!

[@nickstergiou5172]

You know you’ve been watching Dave long enough to know the score before he announces it.

[@larrylindsey1497]

Perfectly cooked. Putting on some char blister on the crust gives the bread a full range of flavors.

[@SuperJuiceman11]

I guessed 8.2... I always can feel what Dave's about to score

[@varunaX]

nice job dane!

[@SkepticalGuy]

Interesting to hear a gay man tell us his thoughts!

[@kyleyoung7980]

@@SkepticalGuy well said

[@JBrooksNYS]

9.8 for the lady who got in the middle of the shot and watched the entire review through her phone screen instead of witnessing it in real life.

[@DanielS-zq2rr]

bro downgraded the pizza instead of rating the cookie 💀

[@whatdidyoueattodaysir]

I just went here a couple weeks ago. The crisp at the top is fixed and he came up with a new cookie recipe. Pizza was unbelievable. 9.1 from me

[@johnpnj]

That definitely was a good looking pie. 8.3 seems about right to me

[@viktorvaughn408]

Damn I want that . Up there with that pizza in Princeton for me personally . Looked fantastic

[@Gogettor]

Love the lady. She’s the MA version of the Pizza Pizza Canadian lady.

[@jend9509]

We love Fran too! Good ol’ Everett

[@edwardcordovez367]

those cookies at the register look phenomenal!

[@BCH1027]

did you watch the whole review? lol he scored them at the end and it appears they didnt deliver

[@ToyTalkTv]

He favors the ones who favor him but you have to remember its not just the pizza it's the hospitality, the experience and the history. This review was a 9.7/10

[@normanwyatt8761]

Everett has always been an Italian city from the late1800's to the late 1900's.........Their Italian food and pizzas have always been on the top of the ladder as they say.........

[@JJ-rf7dg]

I like the basil on pies not many restaurants do that

[@4twunnay]

I want dave to just randomly review a non italian restaurant and to stand out front and give it a score and explain none of it business as usual

[@kjmanoni]

had the new haven look. that place is gonna get busy

[@RickardApps]

The pizza looks amazing. I'm surprised by the score since middle might go soggy very fast with all that sauce gathered in the middle. But that crust looks amazing.

[@SenatorBS]

just checking out the one bite app. cmon Davey when are you coming out to the west coast? Tahoe, Reno, Sacramento!

[@constant_evolution_genetic478]

I'm training hard, nailed the last 3 reviews just by the look and sound

[@nycbbq]

You could lose your sense of taste and smell and still review pizza, fantastico!

[@luvdriven540i]

I absolutely love that lady at the register, Fran! She's so cool! By the look of the pizza, I scored it an 8.6 prior to David's score of 8.3. It has the perfect amount of sauce and crisp look. Most places skimp on the sauce!

[@reviewforthetube6485]

This is my type of pizza right here this would be my high score pizza and I've heard a ton of amazing things about this place!

[@whatinfluencesyou]

It's our favorite in town. You won't be disappointed

[@jasonmacphail8596]

I hit it bang on Dave, said 8.3 , i knew you were go n 8.3, lolz right on,

[@jermaineburgess3767]

He ate 2 slices the pizza is good it looked good 👍🏾 😋

[@decadentdevil]

I swear I Love Dave

[@HughJorgan1]

Fran and the guy making the pie are a 10. And they’re going to get slammed after this excellent score.

[@anthonyperrone6008]

Charlie's on Main, Wakefield ma about 15min north of Boston. Good shit Davey!!! Give it a try.

[@faapilot]

'Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@chrilborn4138]

Sometimes there's a cookie too

[@radiumrickshaw9920]

Sometimes there are basil leaves.

[@ajmasters6546]

"Fran can you put them on hold" 😂😂😂

[@MrZeh617]

The station was literally a block down. You could see it from outside of the deli.

[@ocnyoura6803]

Everyone knows Dave doesnt have the balls to go under 7 anymore

[@tim.noonan]

At this point his scores can determine whether a restaurant stays in business or not. Anyone in his position would be hesitant to give a low score.

[@dirtysprite2012]

COME TO CHATTANOOGA. You can check out the za's for sure but the attractions are cool and right up your alley.

[@torresthemonster]

Looked like a 9.1

[@Mr_White_24]

If ur in the area u gotta try Volo in Swampscott Detroit Style. Another good spot is Angela's BRICK Oven Rt 1 Saugus

[@phrewilly8556]

Outstanding! That pizza looked excellent!

[@ianstover5474]

See if there's anything in Billerica. I grew up there. Now I'm in indialantic,FL . Come to the original Bizzaros on the beach next time you come to Melbourne/ Brevard. Highly recommend them true NY style.but everything they make is 🔥🔥. Little floppy when large but worthy of a review. So busy in summer timing is key.

[@dj1698]

Is it always just One Bite??

[@torresthemonster]

The prez does what he wants 😎