Batman and Joker being ex lovers (a batjokes compilation)

Long story short, I decided to relive my childhood and play Injustice 1 again, and that scene at the beggining of this video gave me the idea to make it XD
At first I took it somewhat seriously, but after that Arkham Knight scene it's just pure insanity.
Batsy and J have the STRONGEST ex lovers vibes, and everybody who denies it clearly never had an ex lover in their life. Or even a lover for that matter XD Mmmm, maybe I could make a "Batman and Joker being lovers" video too :P Or being ex lovers part two, if you'll inform me about some great scenes I've missed, I'm sure I have.
Materials used:
Injustice 1 and 2, Mortal Kombat 11, Arkham Knight, Telltale Batman Season 2, Batman TAS, Batman Hush, The Killing Joke, Batman vs TMNT, Lego Batman Movie, The Dark Knight and one episode of the Whorley Quan show
Also please don't ask me about the thumbnail, I have no idea who drew it XD I just remembered it existed and I thought it would make a nice thumbnail
Did you know there was a comic book planned about Batman and Joker being ex lovers in the 80's? But it never happened because the writers couldn't come up with a strong plot.
:/

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Y'all remember homophobic Batman

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love that parody with all of my heart XD YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU MEAN.... YOUR FRIEND FROM SCHOOOOL??!

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 no.... my partner

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 Wanna know how I got these scars? It's not a gay way, is it? No Ok A LATINO BOY-

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 THATS THE MOST SINGLE GAYEST WAY THAY COULD GO DOWN

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 Haven't you ever heard of latino meatshank?

[@MegaChickenfish]

"because I can't just put the entire Lego Batman Movie in here" lol

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I mean, just being honest XD

[@lubiechlebizolwie]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 being REALLY REALLY honest

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@lubiechlebizolwie i like your username

[@lubiechlebizolwie]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 thank uuuu

[@Acidicpaperclipers]

I love the younger me who decided to buy it on CD

[@Ollebolle112]

Joker: ugh I hate Batman Villan;yea he sucks Joker:hey 😡

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XD The same goes for Batman Batman: Oh I so fucking hate Joker you guys like you wouldn't believe I wish he was dead lol Anybody: Oh ok, let's go kill him then Batman: NOYOUCANTKILLMYBABYBOY

[@m4k023]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 pfft- 🤩💅🏻

[@Janepringles]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Arkham games. 'nough said.

[@SoulMasterOG]

What

[@smellycat3861]

Only *I* can insult Batman!

[@agstinacueva1673]

j: "you're breaking up with me?" b: "i'm breaking you" j: "jokes on u i'm into that shit"

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Literally everything about Joker's interractions with Batman is "jokes on u im into that shit"

[@jokester702]

I Have All The Kinks

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

@@jokester702 "You know how I don't play with a full deck? That's because all the cards I don't have were replaced with kinks! I know I've got a reverse-holo vore in here some place..."

[@jokester702]

@@magicrainbowkitties1023 HAHAHAHAHA MAYBE

[@Yu_Jeen]

Laughed so hard

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

Joker: Time to die batman! Batman: _on the verge of death_ Joker: *Wait no*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker: You weren't supposed to do that

[@smily9021]

Joker : Wait that's illegal

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

Joker: that’s not allowed-

[@parkeredits8072]

Joker Isn't Gonna Kill The Only Person He Ever Loved 🤪

[@jokester702]

_Wait What? No That's Illegal You Can't Do That_

[@hannas9638]

Joker:"This is somehow you're fault !" Me: Damn such an old married couple..

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Exactly! :P

[@NewWindsorPD]

I mean the comics are from 1938 so they are old n' inseparable

[@L0lb1tt0]

@@NewWindsorPDthey older than my grandma💀

[@unusualloser3814]

The part where Joker realizes that Batman was “cheating” tho-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He learned the truth in a hard way. Poor Mistah J

[@unusualloser3814]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sad times

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@unusualloser3814 Sad story

[@Bboychriz82]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Sad life

[@gay_todoroki302]

Top 10 anime betrayals

[@enerawilson1422]

This is the definition of "stop flirting for five minutes please"

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker, could you not be yourself.... FOR TEN MINUTES

[@jokester702]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 No ❤

[@aydanjustice4189]

"WHERE'S MY GAWD DAMN ELETRIC CAR BRUCE?!"

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's so needy, gosh

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

Bruce: *YOU'LL GET YOUR CAR WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMMED DOOR!!!*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@b-17theflyingfortress Old married couple

[@Zach.1809]

@@b-17theflyingfortress Bully Wayne

[@emismpunk]

3:56 😂

[@rickannigan4587]

they really didnt need to make that killing joke scene so romantic lmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Well, it was the 80's, I highly doubt that Moore wasn't inspired by Miller in some ways :P

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@Immak Yes, because Miller's work was revolutionary and everybody wated to copy him in some ways :D I really like what you said there, that's EXACTLY how I feel about their relationship as well!

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

@Immak disagree about what tho (idk the franchise that much)

[@alyshasemler-baltzer6754]

Hey I mean joker and Batman did knock up batgirl

[@altalia07]

🤣

[@khandont9017]

"You think maybe, that's why you're so mad, is because I'm on top?" me eating: *fucking chokes*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I'm sorry XD

[@anxiousrambling3558]

Same

[@kayleighbrown459]

That line was a choice and I can't convince myself it wasn't.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@kayleighbrown459 It wasn't, Joker says that by default. Your answer to it is a choice

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I mean by the developers.

[@xxselenaxx2142]

Batman just can’t give up his “i can fix him” attitude

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's like the Beauty and the Beast story, except that Batman is somehow both the beauty and the beast XD

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 So what's that make Joker?

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@magicrainbowkitties1023 Gaston xd

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 that .. ...oh yeah! He wants to marry, AND kill. That's really good.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@shadow_shine3578 And also he's full of himself XD

[@tarotfiend]

Ok but ‘WhErE’s mY DaMn cAr!?!?” Had me howlin.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

My fav thing about it is that it just HAD to be an electric car XD

[@aroacehauntedplace4721]

3:56 the way he said it got me 😂😂😂

[@chocodoll5483]

He owed him a Tesla

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@chocodoll5483 peugeot

[@-DhaliaFlower-]

HOWLIN??? AHAHAHA!!!

[@captainskidz488]

Killing joke is just two sweetheart's sharing a laugh about their divorce

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

... That's... that's an oddly beautiful description Excuse me, I'll go cry now

[@churro3710]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 And then batman killing his ex

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@churro3710 Can you blame him? Who wouldn't XD

[@churro3710]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Yea his ex is batsh crazy and will always be bat sh crazy, welp glad he finally got rid of his crazy ex

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@churro3710 That's a positive outlook on life XD

[@chilldogs5444]

There was a comic book scene where Joker literally admits to being in love with Batman then being sad about it and I wish I remembered the comic.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I think you're referring to Azzarello's "Broken City" ;)

[@chilldogs5444]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Thank you!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@chilldogs5444 I'm not sure tho 😀 That's the only first one that came to mind

[@tyjaelittle36]

9:43 I think this scene is just like a really really good like nod to a killing joke because it is really like another way of Batman saying I want to help you and I see myself in you, but I don’t really want to admit it. And so I don’t want you to suffer. I feel like no matter what Batman is always going to be sympathetic in someway to the joker, so it makes a lot of sense that he liked him from the start. Also I based my au off of vigilante joker too!! :3

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@tyjaelittle36 Never thought about it like that :D Interesting. I personally can't decide if Batman is sympathetic towards him or wants him dead, I guess it depends on the story

[@tylergray16]

The reason Joker was so brutal towards Robin is because he hated him. Joker wanted it to be just Joker and Batman. Just the two of them for the game that he loves playing

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

You've just described the lore to me, thanks :D

[@Cosmic-Crusader321]

Robin's ... just a kid

[@ZurditaDinamita]

​@@Cosmic-Crusader321But he was important for Batman. Joker was like that toxic gf/bf who's jealous of their partner's *sons* , just because they know the kid is the priority and not themselves

[@Misora7303]

@@Cosmic-Crusader321 not in a sexual way (I Hope) more in the sense of not wanting to share his atention with anyone else

[@Moxie_D_foxyfan]

WHICH ROBIN?!

[@Solqueen86]

The fact Joker invested in Wayne tech for an electric car to be made instead of letting others donate and when it's made he steals it....

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He just wanted his goddamn electric car. I admire the dedication

[@kayleighbrown459]

Pays his taxes. Invests in environmentally sounds products.

[@Ghoulieanna]

He might be a bad guy but he’s not a BAD guy ya know?

[@yeah_i_likeCartoons]

Hates nazis.

[@achillescomedown]

“i love it when they talk dirty” SIR

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

SIR WE NEED TO TALK

[@mercedesriveroscolman2997]

Sir, this is a Wendy's-

[@natnatyumi]

DBS drop the timestamp

[@hahayuck2169]

@@natnatyumi11:00

[@redacted5078]

Okay but Batman the enemy within has so many gay choices 😩

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XD Less that I expected tho. I thought they're gonna make it full gay, as they could always make an excuse that it's the player who chose those choices and not them, but they didn't have balls :D

[@redacted5078]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I've listened to deleted lines from the script and i agree some stuff was gayer and got removed

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@redacted5078 Haha yeah, the deleted lines are a treat XD

[@xionsreverie1577]

Press F to pay respects for Joker's non-existant electric car

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

F

[@yanoshi_fandom1983]

F

[@kaiserhundkek2531]

F, to sustainable vehicles.

[@viviantorres8311]

F 😔

[@anakerendoofenshmertz9985]

F

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Are you guys friends" Batman: No Joker: Yes

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

EXACTLY XD

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@geosb05]

Joker to his bestie Lex: "and like, he started to say something like: 'i don't care about you? you are just a criminal??' and i whas like ???" Lex painting his nails: "my god he's such an idiot!"

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XDDD Someone needs to animate that! Lex: Oh ple-ase! Lemme tell you about Superman! *imaginary hair flip*

[@spoodercat3980]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I can imagine Lex wearing a wig

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@spoodercat3980 Preferably fire red or pretty pink wig

[@spoodercat3980]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Exactly my thought

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Harley and the Joker had this exact dynamic in Lego Batman, and that's the healthiest we'll ever see them.

[@pastelguts6182]

So basically I never really liked the joker (I liked him in the Harley Quinn show, but besides that I've only ever really seen edgy guys on the internet relate to him) then I watched the Lego batman movie again and was like 'man I love this joker, why arent more jokers like him?' Long story short, I found out a lot of jokers are like him, but a lot of movies erased the queercoding he's had since he was first written.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

The queercoding was mostly erased because back then it was used as an insult :D But he still has that fab purple suit. But you're right, if you've liked Joker only in the Lego Batman movie, you're not a Joker fan. But I get you with the 15 cringeboys, but that just happens when you're 15 XD

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

Honestly theres 2 types of joker Cartoon joker: somehow gay Comic joker: raped women, beat Jason till he couldnt see and tortured him

[@canceledartist]

@@lunarsprinkle6580 nah in the comics he still comes off a bit… Like in this one comic “Arkham Asylum a serious house on serious earth” it’s very…..gay er atleast a little idk how to put it it’s just not heterosexual behavior at play that’s for sure

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@lunarsprinkle6580 Nah, comic book Joker is the gayest :D

[@kayleighbrown459]

If your first mainstream introduction to the Joker is how he's presented in modern day, I can understand that. Personally, my, and a lot of other people from my generation's first introduction to him was through the animated series where he's just this magnificent bastard kind of character

[@trinket_lover]

I absolutely love how fruity lego Batman is

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's a running joke at this point :D

[@Wolfie_Silver]

Fruit, fruity, fruitcake are slurs against gay people.

[@trinket_lover]

@@Wolfie_Silver bestie, I'm gay

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Wolfie_Silver To people like you everything is a slur against gay people

[@canceledartist]

@@Wolfie_Silver it’s only offensive when a straight person says it to demean a gay person but other than that it’s chill so let’s settle down alrite?

[@APerson-bq7nn]

Let's also take a second to remember that in a canon AU where Bruce dies instead of his parents, and it results in his dad becoming Batman and his mom becoming Joker. I think it's kind of obvious what that implies

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Flashpoint :D God, I love that comic book

[@rogeliovallejo3rd]

"come on Batman!" "Don't you want to ramp up your Joker?" *Batman replies by punching him off*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That's Batman's reply to everything :D Even if he did ramp him up, after the deed he would punch him off

[@bluelavender7252]

Broom broom

[@francescaferrara8347]

Enemies to lovers trope at his finest…. No one can’t tell me otherwise

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They're enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies again...

[@helenahell9022]

More like enemies with benefits

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@helenahell9022 Enemies with benefits, I like that! That is exactly what they are lol

[@spawningmobs4296]

That fact that jokers minions have rainbows at the handle of their guns make this even more better.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Idk if they're happy with it or just roll with it :D

[@spawningmobs4296]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lol

[@kendallwhite7002]

batman and joker: ugh, i hate him also batman and joker: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They hate one another very affectionately

[@chedanvil9300]

3:57 "WHERES MA GAHD DAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?" The way he says that has me CACKLING

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

His voice actor is suprisingly good :D

[@c0smic_reality]

Batman: *threatens Joker* Joker: thank you!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He's such a sweetums

[@youtubeneedstochange4414]

Huh, so Joker's like Papyrus, then. Turning any insult into a compliment.

[@hexx8557]

@@youtubeneedstochange4414 Certified Nyeh-Heh-Heh moment

[@ReemerariusCH57]

SO, what you're telling me is I need a "lovers to enemies and never lovers again" story in my life? Because yeah, I want that now.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's your life, decide on that yourself :D

[@beastmodezach6977]

The end when joker said: “I love it when they talk dirty” THE FACK WHATHA FUCK you should have used that edit of jontron

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDDD Can't spam jontron clips. He's like ice cream, wonderful, but too much is too much

[@beastmodezach6977]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lol haha

[@beastmodezach6977]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh sorry HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@Autom4tic]

They act SO MUCH like an ex-couple in the first Injustice it's ridiculous

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Injustice is kinda weird :D

[@honeybeehomicide6760]

There's literally canon AUs where joker admits he "loves" batman and there's context that without one another, there's nothing. No story, no real plot for batman, no joker. There's one where joker is a head in a lantern and batman carries him around and they're like friends and friends almost. It's weird how close joker is to batman

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker canonically loves Batman. That however doesn't mean he's in love with him :D

[@honeybeehomicide6760]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 oh yeah definitely. It's a weird obsession like a kid gets with their favorite childhood toy when there's tons of trauma and that's their escape. That's why "loves" is in quotations, there's no romantic or sexual, feelings it's a strange fascination and obsession with a toy

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@honeybeehomicide6760 You think Batman is Joker's boy-toy? XD

[@itachimotherfuckinuchiha4565]

1:45 Joker: " You think mabye that's why your so mad? Because I'm on Top? Because I have you completely in my power? " Me: " Yeah! Batman wants to be dominant!! "

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Tell that to Catwoman XD

[@rei6308]

Joker: You're seeing another villain already?? I thought we had something : ( The Other Villain: shut up freak! Joker: Freak??? Batsy! Are you gonna let him talk to me that way??? Batman: *literally suffocating* Joker: Oooh it is so you not to defend me! > : ( How many others were dead?? No don't tell me..*intense sobbing* I guess the joke's on me Lmao I can't- 🤣🤣🤣 5:23 What in the actual fook is happening here It's like they're having a closure, Batman did something that made Joker extremely upset he didn't talk to him and that hand holding wtf :'D

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I feel like that scene has a deeper meaning, now when you write it down like that XD Lmao Batman left the toilet seat up again, which made Joker angry and so Batman had to sleep on the couch over the night. And Joker still refuses to tak to him XD

[@rei6308]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lmfao it's funny to think that even the Joker has that kind of rule in the house 😂😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@rei6308 I think they would share the rule - they would both be dominant, and that's why there would be so many quarrels XD Over toilet seats

[@rei6308]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Lmao I would love see that happen XD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@rei6308 I'd love a sitcom about Batman and Joker living together lmao

[@somebmwfanboy]

About the female joker... That technically happened in flashpoint

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yes. I absolutely LOVE Martha Joker

[@Jackie-McCann]

5:18 The reaction to Hyena!Harley 🤣🤣🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That was my reaction to all the furry alts XD The director of this movie clearly doesn't know how internet works

[@normalhuman9878]

“Where’s my goddamn electric car, Bruce!” Is one of my favorite Joker quotes

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That line works on so many levels

[@mary2800]

7:48 even Harley gets it

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It took her a while to get it XD

[@HanDaKilla]

Joker: *”I love it when they talk dirty!”*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

*STAPH*

[@hypnoticskull6342]

"You’re breaking up with me?~” :Batman: No! I would never do that! I can’t let you go! I just wanted to break some of your bones!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@letthedevilout1812]

I was kinda hoping you'd put in the "you broke my heart john" dialogue option. It just seems so perfect xD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ah, that You broke my heart John as so gaslighting from Bruce XD

[@Gselx]

5:18 caught me completely off guard LMFAOOO

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD Furry Harley

[@Alice_vampirinha]

Batman telltale is my religion \o/

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It was mine too when I was 16 :DDD I knew what every single choice lead to, I studied that shit harder than my actual school subjects

[@showandtell1313]

'''you think maybe thats why ur so mad? because im on top?'' i screamed

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I creamed

[@reskriptor7779]

8:32 a genuine consideration and a genuine interaction

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ffs, I'd love to talk about that scene on my channel. I probably will

[@toongrowner1]

Gosh I love tell tales version of the joker. I think legit first time we see a version of him before he complety turned into the monster we know. And the vocie performance is just so fantastic. this "Rrrrruuude", I actually started to use it when something annoys me, like a personal catchphrase. XD Played this game so many times and never can bring my self to let John become villain joker. Even when I know how it will all end regardless, I'm always trying to help him out. ^^; I still hope, even with Telltale being closed down, that we might get a season 3 at some point

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker's apperiance in the first Telltale game made me into DC again, I was always too ashamed to admit it XD His voice is amazing, Ingruber is a hella talented guy. You should check out his voice impressions too. Ahah, yes, being mean didn't feel right to me either XD But I was too curious. Some sacrifices had to be made :P

[@hallikellemeyer4026]

WHEN MUTANT HARLEY WALKED IN AT 5:17 I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING, THE EDIT WAS SO FUNNY-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDD I started crying too, but out of fear

[@hallikellemeyer4026]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 HEVEHEH My condolences.

[@hallikellemeyer4026]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Also!! What did you do to edit all this?? Especially that scene? I’m studying editing and stuff, but it’s mostly to just make my friends laugh- but also to make cool stuff with it. ^^

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@hallikellemeyer4026 Ah 😀 I used Sony vegas, version 14. It's not much, very outdated, but works fine 😀

[@hallikellemeyer4026]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Nice!! And thank you. ^^

[@whoahanant]

My favorite one will forever be Joker upset about not getting his electric car

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That scene was genuinely suprisingly funny 😃

[@ghoostghost3336]

Not just personal spite I think it's because hes psychologically torturing jason to feel like batman just keeps replacing robins and doesn't care about him

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I mean, isn't he tho? XD

[@ghoostghost3336]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yeaaa

[@kayleighbrown459]

Well....he does have 4 of them at this point.

[@ghoostghost3336]

@@kayleighbrown459 true Someones gotta stop him from adopting orphans

[@capitatecab6049]

3:49 I mean Joker is insane, he probably does a lot gruesome stuff just for shits and giggles, i think he wanted to break Jason, and thus break Batman

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Hr has his sense of humor 😀😀

[@lizzybuggie1353]

2:28 MY FAVORITE SCENE! 😂🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I squealed a bit too when I saw it for the first time :D Especially because Batman Hush has no other batjokes moments

[@sweetypsycho4895]

Joker: "Our batman" Music: "🎶Союююююз🎶" 🤣

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Stalin would be proud

[@virgilthelion8810]

The USSR part had me DYING JESUS CHRIST IT WAS SO FUNNY PS. Hi from Russia

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Hi, I'm from ex-Russia, I mean Czechia :D

[@computerseraph]

I KNEW IT WAS COMING EVEN WHEN I FIRST WATCHED IT BUT I STILL CACKLED OUT LOUD

[@abeevee9353]

Hi from Kazakhstan

[@deevan1415]

2:16 "What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?" **Insert Rap Battle Parody Meme here**

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

When you can't even win over a knight who wears underwater over his thights

[@elmoshotaunt4921]

PLEASE “because i cant just put the whole movie” I CANT BREATH-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Just being realistic

[@Spyd3rGhost]

Harley: Frick batman! Joker: Yeah frick him! *The very next day* Joker: Guess who I hooked with last night Harley: Who? Joker: Batman Harley: What!? Joker: You said frick batma- oh you didn't mean literally Harley: NO I DIDN'T MEAN-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDDD The sad thing is, I can absolutely imagine this dialogue happening between them

[@Mr.M0nke_1]

I felt my soul shatter at that scene in telltale tbh cuz I was so curious abt what he would say if I press „no“ but the way his smile faded away and u could see the despair, sadness and disappointment in his eyes moving around like they’re trying to find a way out of this and then returning back like putting his mask on again hit so damn hard man

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

If Telltale did something right, it's the face expressions. I love how I can read the characters' emotions, even tho they're highly stylized. What I also love is your pfp 🤣

[@Mr.M0nke_1]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Hehe thanks and I love ur content buddy budds~! Also it was a Screenshot of one of the Clips u showed once cuz I couldn’t find it anywhere else HAJWK so as u can see im ya biggest fanboy now ◉‿◉

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Mr.M0nke_1 Aww haha :D Well, I don't think I have any other fanboys, so yes, you technically are my biggest fanboy ;-; Come at my chest bro!

[@Mr.M0nke_1]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I’m sure u got some more, if not imma make sure u will. ◡‿◡ Also heck yeah gimme them huggo‘s buddy🫂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Mr.M0nke_1 Oooo, you'll make sure? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@wolfythedemonwolf1099]

So lego joker is like the fruitiest thing with his lesbian best friend that gives him relationship advice with Batman

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Fruity piece of block

[@wolfythedemonwolf1099]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 yes yes the fruitiest of blocks

[@Jason32Bourne]

03:56. That delivery is perfect.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That show has a decent humor lol

[@turtlejoe4258]

5:21 I thought he said, " I'm here cuz I need to pee." Lmmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

:DDDDD Thanks, now I'll forever hear it like that as well

[@turtlejoe4258]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 you're welcome😎✌

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@turtlejoe4258 Just the idea of Batman walking into Joker's cell to piss in it. Sounds like something he would do

[@turtlejoe4258]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 omg lmao

[@Noone-mr5fd]

5:23 was so unnecessarily romantic. I don’t remember if it’s the Killing Joke or not. But it kinda makes sense as well. Cause of the ending 😂

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I remember watching The Killing Joke with my friend who knows NOTHING about Batman and when that scene came, we both went OOOOIII XD

[@Noone-mr5fd]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 XD, i watched with my mom who’s a huge marvel fan. And even she went “are they gonna kiss? Or nah?”

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Noone-mr5fd You have an amazing mom XD My parents hate everything involving batjokes XD

[@Noone-mr5fd]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 lmao Thank you! And smh 🤦‍♂️, some people jsut don’t understand the bEaUtY of batjokes ☝️😔

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Noone-mr5fd We shall forgive those people, for they decide to live in darkness instead of tasting the beauty of batjokes

[@miami_lolz]

2:23 “there’s nothing mere about that mortal” Even the villains put respect on Batman’s name

[@lunamoona4920]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees how gay they are for each other

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

They're the most amazing bromance... Even tho they're enemies? Frenemy bromance? 😂😂

[@Exhausted-Cucumber]

8:54 This part was so unexpected so I sat here and lmao so much with tears for a solid 3 minutes 💀

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I honestly forgot that I've even put socialist Joker into this video 😂

[@Exhausted-Cucumber]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 😂👏

[@stoagymahalo5268]

What I love about the telltale scenes, is how earnest and honest. Where in every series they make that's parallel with a show or something, and that something is changed even a bit, the characters give a wink of "this feels off" or "hmm that wasn't supposed to go that way" and its most apparent with Batman's TellTale, where I do like what was MEANT, is still the dynamo of Joker and Batman, why I always think he gets a Robin to show examples of how he could really change the Joker, just for the opposite effect and have Joker go angry with Jealousy, or spite from knowing exactly what Batman's thinking, where it be annoying like a boyfriend giving his girlfriend boxing gloves instead of ammo or a sword. Its ridiculous.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Well, Telltale is its own thing, its own lore 😃 They can do whatever they want with the characters

[@stoagymahalo5268]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 well yeah, it's because they know the myths well enough to have convinced DC their knowledge in the lore would reflect in their production and not some crazy left turn like turn batman in a quippy one liner spewing action hero. Where they knew what needed to be there and what to add and change for their story.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@stoagymahalo5268 They had potential - they did many things right, fixed them even I'd dare to say. Selina is the best example of that

[@nightwarper1760]

0:43 He has a pride gun.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

You people and your pride inserting into a light spectrum XD

[@pencil2680]

The G in LGBT doesn’t stand for gay.. It stands for glock

[@A_bleb]

@@pencil2680 happy pride month 🔫🌈

[@tacosandwich9286]

Batman really is showing off his cake at 4:47 ngl

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XDDDD "She kinda bad, is that Selina?"

[@tacosandwich9286]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 LMAOO

[@CrystalNibarger]

Love the fact that Harley has a "Karen haircut" in the telltale version.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love her hair in Telltale, can't imagine her with long pigtails in that game 😃

[@artelo6312]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Love Telltale Harley in general, it's such a unique take.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@artelo6312 True, I like her better that way :D It's only a shame that it goes against her canonized character

[@Syca033]

I'm obsessed with batman's universe, dc and this precious ass ship

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Welcome, my long lost twin XD

[@eora5142]

And here where I thought I had already sacked any molecule of canon almost batjokes in existence, here you come and prove me wrong 😁 thanks!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Hehe. I'm also planning on making a "batjokes in comics" video, which is the depths of the batjokes iceberg for most people, so I could prove you're wrong once more ;)

[@sixth-pulse5522]

2:35 Got me WHEEZING *how many others were there*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Jelly Joker

[@kikischan2063]

The puddin part uwu my favorite Xd i think they are not canon just because of the angry fanboys

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Technically XD And I don't blame them; Batman is a superhero series, aka a genre meant primarly for adolescent boys - The sales would drop like mofo if they'd make Batman gay XD That's what the non-canonical stories are here for.

[@taeplays7070]

4:01 WHERES MEH GOT DANM ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

BRUCE, YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE HIM HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR IF ANYTHING

[@starcomet8312]

This video is fucking hysterical, and it's 100% because of the amazing edits. They're done expertly, they're not drawn out and obnoxious, and every addition you added to the video made it 10x better. The "Criticize WooHoo Techniques" especially got me lmfao, and you adding in the comic scene got a genuine cackle out of me. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I really appreciated the extra effort, because it definitely made the video so much better than it would have been normally!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Well, it's just a clipshow, the lowest form of editing 😃😃 But I'm glad you like it! I always try my best to keep a sense of timing. And yes, I try to be funny as well 😂 Criticize woohoo techniques

[@starcomet8312]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 well, "lowest form of editing" or not, you absolutely nailed it! And for that you should be proud! :D

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@starcomet8312 Haha, thanks then 😃 I mean I get where you're coming from - out of all my batjokes compilations this one is definitely the chillest

[@Its_Pretty_Lame]

I restart from checkpoint everytime I upset my favorite characters in any game lmao

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

These are the reasons why I'm afraid of talking to people XD

[@markus5320]

4:06 that dialogue gave ME a headache I hate hearing the word hashtag come out of his mouth

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

XD Joker says a lot of cringy shit, but it's forgiven, as Joker is always ironic

[@Emo_erin]

5:56 why is joker so DAMN scary

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

It's the shading :D

[@Emo_erin]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I get that but he's terrifying in that angle😭✋

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@Emo_erin Yeah, his blackened eyes are one thing XD

[@Emo_erin]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I swear ✋

[@futurecar6750]

There's nothing "mere" about that mortal. This quote says a lot about the joker. He doesn't just respect batman. He fears the batman.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Don't all of his villains?

[@gayfrogsinatrenchcoat6129]

who needs enemies to lovers when you can enemies AND lovers

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

That's why I love this ship

[@isarki09]

"because I am on top" "because I have you completly on my power" depending on the purpose, it's either a very good or a very bad choice of words here

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

John was always socially awkward XD

[@byjovecannibalcove]

great complication! personally i dont think that being nice to john is wrong. in the first game its possible for harvey to never become two face (he still has a mental breakdown but hes not two face!) so i tried not to think of any character as who they have been in other iterations. I love John very much and so always tried to help him, was rooting for him not to become joker. as far as im concerned, i succeeded! i couldnt really SAVE him, but the joker never happenes, so being kind to him wasnt a waste. It changes the dynamic, yeah, but telltale batman feels like a very soft batman anyways, i tried my best and successfully made it a somewhat different world.

[@byjovecannibalcove]

COMPILATION*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Ah, you're right! No matter what happens, you know that you did your best :)

[@mr.j3rs3y]

5:44 out of context this REALLY just does sound like them about to get divorced XD.

[@ascardamon7698]

1:38 this got me laughing XD they both be tops XDXDXD

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Why does everybody like to imagine Joker on top, that's just... so non-aesthetic dude XD

[@ascardamon7698]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 X,D idk batman would definitely be the top pffft

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@ascardamon7698 He would XD That's an unspoken rule XD

[@enevy3165]

Hell nah Joker is def the bottom lmao

[@pixeldoll.]

Switches,?!

[@allknowingfreddybear9291]

Interesting I have never actually seen that version of Telltale Joker. He is usually so nice.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

He seems nice, but he's just a beta :D

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

Ahhh I love how many sources you used for this compilation!!-I just got into this ship and to see so much content in one video gives me so much serotonin- Your editing skills are amazing too!! 😭👏💖💖 P.S: 9:28 I wish they just kissed it out in that last scene..PFFt NFIUENGVI ALSO THAT ENDING MADE ME CACKLE💀💕

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Just got into this ship? Ohohohoh, as a lifelong shipper I must say that you have one hell of a ride in front of you then XD I plan to post more Batjokes moments in the future too, so be sure to stick around

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 Oop- late reply my bad😅I'm looking forward to the ride tbh👀 and i'll be sure to stick around >:3c ! And IKR! they really should've especially since they gave us the option to already ask if the joker was *in love* with bruce like-pls

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@essenceweebkittyx3 That's alright, dw ♥ Well, I guess there are always mods XD How's your ride been going so far? :D

[@essenceweebkittyx3]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 True! mods and fan edits do help the batjokes ship stay alive XD It's been lots of serotonin XD 💕Your content in particular is such a good pick me up, 💖💖 with every video i learn something new about the two love birds and fall deeper into the batjokes rabit hole XD living for it tbh!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

@@essenceweebkittyx3 Lots of serotonin, as it should be XD Well, I'm glad I got you into it XD The batjokes army is growing

[@elnic_kai]

Batman and joker 'on a break' for 11 minutes and 8 seconds

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yesyes, they needed space

[@Doryzitter]

That last scene probably will live in my head rent free for the next week, thanks-

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Will it live in a good or bad way? :)

[@moxxiismoo]

“Yeah I hate batman” - *Joker says, placing yet another picture in his room full of thousands of Batman pictures*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Joker hates how he loves him

[@user-lr8de3fb6i]

WHERE IS MY DAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE?!

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

I love how everyone focuses on that line XD

[@Yu_Jeen]

7:59 most genuine to me :')

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Rare moment of Joker breaking out of his character

[@1Hellodarling1]

1:57 X: your therapist failed you.

[@seraphimstarlightt]

You know what? I never really thought about that ship, but I'm not closed to it either! Y'all are making some solid points here

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Glad you have an open mind :D

[@mary2800]

2:56 Omg he totally sounds like he is jealous or like some type of Yandere, it's just like you said: with joker was a woman, everyone would think they slept together

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

In Snyder's comic he straight up is a yandere 😂 I know right! I've been saying that all the time!

[@grappyday5438]

I don’t know enough about any superhero universes to be this invested in Batman and joker 😭 Even typing “superhero universes” I feel like an out of touch mom who’s trying her best

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Haha, there's always time to learn 😄

[@v.b.o3472]

I think those two are like a drug one to another.

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Their relationship had been compared to drugs many times, sometimes quite literally

[@montse3488]

5:37 fun fact if i remember correctly that’s not even the real joker he actually escaped n was already messing w his bat like a fun scavenger date

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Yesyes, Joker played a prank on him, like when you give someone interested in you a wrong phone number XD

[@ShotoTodoroki-ob6cj]

3:02 *walks over a candle unfazed*

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

😂😂 holy damn, never noticed that!

[@ShotoTodoroki-ob6cj]

@@zalybrainlessgenius503 LMAOO