BATMAN DOESN'T DO WHAT ?!

I'm talking about exactly what you think I'm talking about.
The Batman / Catwoman Harley Quinn fiasco of 2021.
Zach Snyder and Val Kilmer have made their thoughts known... so why not me?
... The guy who sits at a screen watching Batman for a living.
#Batman #Catwoman #BatmanGoesDown
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[@kauswekazilimani3736]

Character slander on both sides. Batman is a master of all skills. That incudes sexual. And Catwoman is definitely not chilling with a man that doesn't eat the box.

[@National7575]

Yeah, he learnt all the ways to kill so that he wouldn’t he’s a master in every skill

[@Iianator]

batman has other ways of making that pussy purr

[@bayek8377]

or in this case a litter box

[@ccelite3782]

Catwoman is the most sexual super villain in DC History and you're telling me Batman didn't tap that? That. Is. Some. CAP.

[@National7575]

@@ccelite3782 poison ivy disagrees

[@jayshands4432]

The way they treat the Batman Catwoman relationship is getting annoying

[@NefariousActivities]

Facts

[@ghostwarrior3878]

Agreed let's just have them officially bone already and get baby Helena on board.

[@redhood7650]

@@ghostwarrior3878 yeah same

[@ghostwarrior3878]

See even Jason knows where this is going.

[@hawktalon7890]

Same, it's why I lost interest in the ship.

[@andrewcozzini8259]

"This video is not for children." No, it really isn't.

[@James.row3]

Yay another Batman beyond pfp less go

[@andrewcozzini8259]

@@James.row3 Right on! "Now we are two." - Batman (Batman Begins)

[@darkknightfan7520]

Batman’s a real chad and dc can’t convince me otherwise!

[@cappy2282]

Lol He's definitely a Chad

[@strattyflexoo7614]

Lmao

[@yeetz2927]

Dc a chad

[@bayek8377]

he is a sigma male

[@National7575]

The only thing that Batman doesn’t do (and shouldn’t)is kill and they even let him do that

[@Al7249]

Yeah. Even when he fuckin should! Jeez, injustice Batman still pisses me off

[@National7575]

@@Al7249 he should never

[@Al7249]

@@National7575 yeah. Have you seen injustice. Time and lives could've been saved way ahead of time if he did.

[@National7575]

@@Al7249 maybe he should’ve but it’s because he didn’t why he is so compelling

[@Al7249]

@@National7575 I guess. Like I perfectly understand why it's there. And him not killing the joker would just open up a power vaccum and martyrize, (if that's even a word lol) him so that others could take his place. But........idk like still. Arkham is a complete joke, lol didn't mean to make that a funny

[@scottletourneau4571]

“Heroes don’t do that.” Are you telling me that Superman has not once went down on Lois Lane? He’s SUPERMAN!

[@beavers1978]

What's with DC sabotaging Batman and Catwoman every five minutes? Just let the Dark Knight have some happiness, please! Same thing with Batgirl and Nightwing.

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

Dc And Marvel comics have gotten completely awful.

[@thecharmcityplayerbrandona8827]

It's crazy that they won't let Batman go to pound town on Catwoman because they say heroes don't do that... So if that's the case then Superman shouldn't be going out with Louis or the flash dating Iris as well then

[@shadowcat1606]

Oh, they let Batman fuck... they just won't let him go down of Catwoman.

[@fatmonkey9757]

Who the fuck is Louis? (This is a joke btw)

[@belleybutton4335]

Sadly not in film but he does have a son w Catwoman named Aion who's the older half-brother to Damian Wayne in the Batman in Bethlehem timeline

[@ghostwarrior3878]

Afterall Talia basically drugged him and they had sex...

[@redhood7650]

@@shadowcat1606 the Funny thing about Damian is he was born out of batman getting raped by Talia

[@TheBeird]

If the Bat can't eat Cat . . . then I want none of That

[@sbird8675]

DC's morality with heroes makes no sense. They're perfectly OK with showing Batman abusing his kids (even though by far the most popular versions of him portray him as a good father or at least one that tries his best), they're fine with showing his weirdly drawn bat-cock in a very unwanted by the fans panel, they've begun routinely showing him backstabbing his fellow heroes...but the line they draw as "too unheroic" is treating Catwoman as an equal romantic partner? Like what the Hell DC?

[@newslenderarts]

There ok with showing Batman blow people to shreds with a machine gun on the Batmobile but not this

[@vinhbao9738]

Because DC now relies on Batman more than ever as their cash cow. The bat-cock was edited out in later comics.

[@BigK13372]

How exactly is Batman’s exposed penis more “unheroic” then him giving fellatio to Catwoman?

[@nont18411]

Batman betraying his fellow Justice League. Superman and co are very pissed. DC: “Fine.” Batman licks Catwoman’s pussy. Nobody is unhappy. DC: “Oh no! Heroes don’t do that!”

[@wandeesthoughts]

@@newslenderarts Bruh make it make sense

[@shinyagumon7015]

I think the reason people are so upset is because it's just so hypocritical of the DC exects. Like if Batman wasn't allowed to have Sex in general people wouldn't be so outraged by this, but saying that Batman wouldn't do the ol' lickeroo because "heroes don't do that" is such a strange and backward way of looking at things.

[@Matches_Malone0]

If guessing they don't know how to properly eat and/or please a woman. They are like the people who believe the female orgasm is a myth... No you just don't do it right.

[@wisconsinking323]

It's stupid that DC won't allow that scene because Harley Quinn IS an adult cartoon.

[@channel45853]

And the scene would be hot no cap

[@nont18411]

Not to mention that it’s the same show that shows a scene of Harley Quinn having sex with Poison Ivy.

[@NewCanada]

@@nont18411 So what I've learned is... Lesbian sex = Allowed Hetero sex = Not Allowed

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

@@NewCanada Dc is hypocritical. They only allowed that scene because it gives them political likes

[@educprof2160]

@@NewCanada but there is hetero sex in the show tho....

[@lordtrigon1733]

I remember Neil Gaiman had to rewrite a panel in Sandman after getting told by the higher ups “people do not masturbate in the DC Universe”. They seem to have hang ups when it comes to certain activities.

[@xvelvet3247]

They what

[@lukasd.4389]

Explains why theres so many Sickos in Gotham. Maybe Joker just needs to wank one out

[@javiermauricio8377]

For a second I struggled to understand the phrase: "when batman goes down so do the toys sales" that was actually pretty clever

[@thefilmwatcher1216]

Batman doesn't kill people. Or use guns. Or use bat credit cards. Or dance.

[@barryallen871]

Batman killed someone in his very first appearance in Detective Comics #27 way back in 1939. If Batman does none of those things, then what/who do you even consider to be actually Batman?

[@thefilmwatcher1216]

@@barryallen871 Valid point, but that comic came out before Batman's intense moral code was established. It really depends on what comics you consider canon material.

[@barryallen871]

@@thefilmwatcher1216 I'm pretty sure Batman stopped killing because of DC's no kill rule. As far as what "Batman would really do", I tend to defer to the original creator's interpretation. If they say its okay for Batman to kill, then who are we to say differently. Frankly, I enjoy most interpretations of Batman, from cheesy to dark.

[@miguelsandoval4926]

But does he eat nachos

[@thefilmwatcher1216]

@@miguelsandoval4926 Sure, why not.

[@StarGazerINF]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Bruce a millionaire playboy whose had dozens over his almost one hundred years of existing? Does DC really want us to believe that he hasn't gone to pound town with any of them?!

[@MarcoLopez-pc3nw]

*Fox's Gotham flashbacks*

[@viktorn4975]

"Batman doesn't do that' Bats in Batman: Hush:

[@acepayne5244]

is this why Zach Snyder posted that him kissing Catwoman in the lips down stairs on twitter? ZS said Cannon

[@MarkQuick0411]

Makes it lot funnier

[@liveac3694]

Batman being raped in prison and getting a reach around from Leto's Joker is also cannon according to Snyder...

[@folliblanc2447]

@@liveac3694 he said that could happen, doesn't mean he'd actually have Batman be raped

[@urielgonzalez900]

@@folliblanc2447 Zach Snyder isn’t DC

[@memebrain2177]

apparently it's ok for batman doing it if it's without his consent exhibit a: taila exhibit b: batgirl

[@MademoiselleRed1390]

IKR?? It's not unheroic because he didn't consent and THAT, somehow, is better than him actually doing it willingly.

[@memebrain2177]

@@MademoiselleRed1390 double standards

[@jewishjellydonut]

man the "Heroes don't do that." line is ridiculous but that doesnt mean i actually want to SEE him eating out catwoman

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Same, I was glad it was cut because it is stupid, i already hate batman and catwoman being in an extended relationship. who needs this to be confirmed? Do people find it arousing? Then it's more arousing to imagine his sexual activities.

[@jewishjellydonut]

@@technounionrepresentative4274 yeah, even if i wanted to see batman having sex it wouldnt be with arguably the worst batfamily character

[@tomriddler1926]

I want then to have an extended relationship . And she is not the worst Batfamily member😡 -an angry Catwoman simp

[@fobo3361]

Bruce Waynes literally a play boy, In arkham knight, there's a voice messages from multiple woman on his answering machine insinuating intimate relationships with them, VIKI LITERALLY CALLED HIM BRUCIE

[@kingexplosionmurder3764]

But that's not exactly the subject of debate given that Bruce Wayne and Batman are very different characters (even if they are the same person). Still, the whole "it's not what heroes do" stance is completely absurd, lots of DC superheroes have intimate relationships.

[@fobo3361]

@@kingexplosionmurder3764 they're still the same person, not completely different characters, personally one of my favorite batman bits is bruce as a human being struggling to keep up with the symbol of batman, having to push his limits as a man to keep up with the legend of the batman, also the idea that even the billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne is just another mask he hides behind, separating bruce and the bat like they're completely different characters is just limiting what you can do with the character of bruce in my opinion

[@kingexplosionmurder3764]

@@fobo3361 But that's the point, as a playboy he isn't playing it safe like Batman normally would. Bringing up his relationships as Bruce Wayne doesn't mean he does the same as Batman, hence why I made a distinction. I have no clue why you thought I was saying they are completely different characters, I literally said they are the same person.

[@fobo3361]

@@kingexplosionmurder3764 but my point is trying to seperate them makes the character alot less complex and intresting, then having them both as one entity

[@Antiyonder]

So in the the continuity of All-Star Batman and Robin (which gives no indicator of which age group the comic is for), Bats kidnapped Dick Grayson Age 12, slapped him, called him retarded and even forced him to eat rats. When Alfred tries to take care of young Grayson, Batman violently tackled him to the wall for it. In #7 (or 8) he states the acts of conquest he'd commit if he had the Green Lantern ring. Acts you could liken to Sinestro. But a adult rated cartoon with Bat and Cat action that's consentual? Yep totally damages the brand more than ASBaR:-D.

[@clarahesse3970]

The red hood goes where Batman can’t.

[@CactusJackIV]

Batman is capable of doing anything given the proper amount of prep time.

[@blackboimuzikkingmario9728]

Most definitely lol

[@ryankeefe6222]

You know goddamn well that there’s gonna be someone who’s gonna say to his wife or girlfriend “see Batman doesn’t have to do it”

[@frozarburst6350]

I'm really hoping some standalone Batman story comes out that gives Batman and Cat woman a happy relationship for once. This is ridiculous

[@julimij6939]

„Don’t put it in the slit than“ „but I can’t help it“ that was the best part

[@deanradtke5927]

"Batman thinks outside the box" don't know if that was supposed to be a pun but I laughed so hard cuz of that! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ethan-jc1iw]

"why would you ask me this?" For the funny content Vee, that's why

[@BatmanKnightfan]

That clip at the end 😂 😂 😂

[@AceLM92]

Did you really have to include that panel of Batman and Robin from the Golden age? I know you were kidding, but I'm sick of people bringing that up. It's been disproven from that same comic in the next panel that they were not in the same bed, it was just the angle that made it look weird. Besides, you can clearly see that there are 2 headboards behind them.

[@MercenaryX84]

When it comes to Batman, there's not much that he wouldn't do

[@darkservantofheaven]

Green Arrow does Bruce gonna catch Selina with Ollie like: Bruce: what the hell Oliver?! Selina how could you! Oliver: well Bruce....tell em Celina Selina: you have failed this kitty(in arrow voice)

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Oh green arrow certainly does

[@frostbite2179]

Rip oille

[@fready3458]

Do a ranking of catwoman including games, tv shows and movies

[@howiehiew]

You know how they say that girls like a "bad boy." Now we know why. Heroes do that, but a bad boy ain't no hero.

[@sammysamiam5219]

Oh my God the second you showed Kevin Conroy in your Outro. I can only imagine how many emails that poor man has gone from 1000 nerds all across the world asking does bat eat cat

[@RealHumanBeing276]

is it that weird that people want to know your opinion about this? most of your recent content is all about Batman, your outro has both Batman and Harley Quinn telling us to subscribe

[@cl3f473]

GodzillaMendoza: I'm NOT A SPIDER-MAN CHANNEL! Vee Infuso: I'm NOT A BATMAN CHANNEL!

[@gabrielcamargo7151]

I was having a terrible day and this guy's comments on this matter fixed it

[@Devilsblight86]

Lois Lane is one UNSATISFIED woman if DC has their way.

[@nicks.2612]

First we can all agree on that Batman is a master in the Sheets. He is the master of over 127 martial arts, the Kamasutra must be in there somewhere. But I can see why the execs don't want to show this and is only one more reason why I don't watch Harley Quinn, the character is annoying and gets overused, DC just uses her as their foil for Marvel's Deadpool and honestly both can become overindulgent on their shock factor and crude humour very quickly. Just like Joker I think she shouldn't be the prominent figure of comics or shows as she is best enjoyed in small doses and not the entire freaking batch. The Harley Quinn show is just glorified fanfiction and naturally that includes too much talking/focus about the characters sex life.

[@SpaceandGoats]

Thank you! That show butchered Ivy's already botched character. I just want Ivy on her own again

[@nicks.2612]

@@SpaceandGoats It ruins a bunch of characters just for a few cheep jokes. I don't get how people treat it any differently than Teen Titans Go. But at least TT Go doesn't think it's somehow still sophisticated content while doing such low brow humour.

[@SpaceandGoats]

@@nicks.2612 TTG is better than the Harley Quinn show for that reason. It knows what it is and doesn't try to be anything else, like you said. I used to love Harley Quinn, but honestly I wishd stay the abused victim. She somehow was more of her own Character when she was Joker's punchline

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Lmao those scenes of Starfire, nice.

[@firesparks4761]

The strange thing is the Batman Telltale game. If Warner bros was so sure about batman not making live to catwoman then why in Batman Telltale game could the player have a choice to bang Selina. Sure you can just say it was up to the character but that doesn't really make since. After all Selina and Bruce could have just have a simple Netflix and Chill scene in the game. But the Developers of the Game and Warner bros were ok with Bruce making love with Catwoman. Even if the Batman Hush Movie Selina and Bruce have sex like about 2 times in the while film and they still made action figures based on the movie. So all I can is Warner bros is pretty stupid.

[@winlosetiertd9371]

Piece of catwoman pie killed me.. that was perfect

[@Sweetestsadist]

Batman eats hot dogs. I've seen the GIF.

[@EmperorXCIX]

Its like a straight, billionaire, playboy batman dosent exist........ oh wait.

[@troyjackson836]

I'm laughing because of this video. The jokes Vee made throughout made me laugh and the clips to go with it did the same

[@c0wb0ycat13]

Batman… has a child. A child. A full kid. That doesn’t just pop into existence

[@spowden]

He got drugged

[@c0wb0ycat13]

@@spowden Morrison claimed the drugging was a canonical error on his part

[@notcensored3917]

"Aw Hell Nah that ain't my brand" - Batman

[@terraventusaqua123]

Heroes don’t go down on Catwoman. She’s for the streets!

[@mmm9592]

Huh?

[@royalmitchell4905]

yes i agree

[@AidanDownes_KH]

I still wish him and bat girl in the killing joke movie never happened. And they were ok with that but not this just blows my mind.

[@jester5311]

8:30 they'd think "Damn... That move stopped them"

[@kevin10001]

This isn’t anything that I have every thought about in 32 years of being a huge Batman fan but Batman does have needs in that department just like anyone else and since Harley Quinn is more of an adult cartoon as in made for more adult fans but like u pointed out he has been in more questionable situations before so I don’t see why this is a big issue and I actually thought the video was going to be your thoughts on Batman’s no killing with a gun rule

[@TheMichaelWinters]

Yo G. Love your videos. You give commentary that has perfect timing. Love your channel. This video is the most funny so far. Thanks for this. My day is off to a great start.

[@alechorowitz5279]

Vee Infuso: I talk mostly about Batman Me: We should be friends

[@GiltiatheDarkNight]

I'm sure Batman eats it, he smashed Wonder Woman and she oozes the "lick it before ya stick it" vibe.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

I personally like a batman that has issues with his relationship over his obsession of protecting Gotham. Doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy time with others but Gotham always gets in the way of his happiness. I don’t know how to word it.

[@Jips907]

Saw the thumbnail and knew what this was about😅

[@jacobglaser7773]

When you're on Batman's level of cool, you do not give head. You only receive. I completely agree with DC.

[@iansmith4866]

yooo u were drippin as a kid

[@ghazalabibi4483]

If anything batman related comes out you can expect vee to talk about it

[@MistahJay7]

Batman Telltale Season 1 spending the night at Selina That is all

[@liamduncan4549]

Perfect meatloaf reference bud

[@rickdeezy07dj]

A lot of us wouldn't be too heroic according to DC's standards

[@darlalathan6143]

Yep. Most of us are antiheroes, because we go down on our partners, lol!

[@Protomorfid]

The URL literally has MMM in it I can't

[@joeker5208]

I personally don’t want to see any pornographic scenes in comic media, it’s just unnecessary. If it’s implied and fades away to whatever sex that’s fine, but I don’t need to see any details or hear about them

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

It's always better to imagine a characters sexual life rather than to be explicitly stated, in my experience people usually find that more arousing

[@joeker5208]

@@technounionrepresentative4274 you can imply all you want and make references but I don’t need to actually see anything

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

@@joeker5208 same here

[@paladinheadquarters7776]

I agree, but to be fair this is an adult show despite being cartoon. To be honest I’m not a fan of the show as a whole anyway.

[@joeker5208]

@@paladinheadquarters7776 I don’t mind seeing that kind of stuff on adult shows he’ll my favorite show is Family Guy, I love Robot Chicken and Rick & Morty, but these are iconic characters that have been around for 80+ years , I don’t need to see

[@muther1997]

What the clip of starfire and nightwing from?

[@VihangaDananjaya1214]

Wow. I'm glad I subscribed.

[@TheDukeofMadness]

Batdance had a dub of Prince doing it to Kim Basinger so it's hardly a precedent.

[@legotwoface]

5:15 no, the panel right next to it shows that they're sleeping in two different beds. You can even see the line separating the two beds in the panel that you are showing

[@giovahnnigucci409]

This was a very entertaining video. I must say!

[@nickwierenga987]

Well...didnt expect that when I clicked the video 🤣🤣 but as far as the topic goes I bet he eats the groceries too 😉

[@strattyflexoo7614]

Outro is lit

[@randomericthings7506]

“He comes in the winter; he comes on king’s tide” - Bruce Wayne (Zack Snyder’s Justice League)

[@user-mx4is4fx3c]

Honestly Snyder's and Sandberg's tweets happening are worth all this situation

[@justmoonwithamustache]

The fact that they never stay together annoys me

[@alexandru5369]

Yeah I can't possibly imagine why Manga is kicking western comics ass.

[@MonkeyBone316v1]

Batman eats the puddy cat, he just doesn't do butt stuff.

[@ZeroSystem100]

4:04 perfect

[@bentheophilus6225]

I want to know the answer to the cyborg question. Does he or does he not have one??

[@edwardmendez1152]

Omg i am going to watch this video 3 more times

[@christopherballero866]

Kevin Conroy should be the definitive say in Batman questions as Mark Hamill should have the same say for Joker. Maybe this is why a lot of the women in DC prefer Dick (Grayson) including Catwoman making a pass at him in BTAS. This might be a reason why Grayson is Tamarian royalty

[@jonasthemovie]

Imagine this in the campy 60s series.

[@CapnFuzzyBear]

I know this is a light-hearted video, but I think there’s a little more going on here. Check out the Sopranos episode Boca.

[@mrmacross]

And here I thought this was going to be a video about how Batman doesn't eat nachos.

[@renafan3333]

Don't kill me Vee but I agree with DC. The size of the audience and the money they make with Batman? Do what you want with Harley Quinn but DON'T F*CK WITH BATMAN! lol

[@GeminibBorn]

Its gonna get real in that Catsuit, gonna be real...sweaty 😂

[@captainbeastwinger4940]

5:16 they weren't the next panel shows that they were in separate beds

[@KidFlash87]

What are your thoughts on the new batman the long halloween pt.1

[@VI_V2]

Find out tomorrow ! :)

[@TheSinisterkelly]

Imagine if the Joker learned this.

[@darlalathan6143]

He'd laugh his ass off!

[@FriscoFlame]

This Video is ABSOLUTE ART!!!

[@kildaver]

Think of the action feature on that toy, tho!

[@Madallen2002]

Dark knight aficionado. Sounds like a good name.

[@jamall7003]

"Yo it's me your least favorite KZbinr" haha I was legit just about to click of the video when I first saw him but I think I'll stay a bit longer 😂

[@kcjc]

If there’s anything I learned from this instance and stuff like Batman Damned, people apparently have VERY strong feelings about genitals in relation to Batman

[@edwardmendez1152]

I just found this hilarious

[@tymencarrillo5109]

Hahahahahahahaha Batman doesn't cover his mouth because he need adequate breathing while fighting hahahaha I love the jokes though

[@LowellLucasJr.]

I wanna confirm Batman DOES eat Nachos! ...And anything in-between!

[@andrewcozzini8259]

Quick Awkward Question: While on this topic, at the end of Batman '89, is Vicki Vale beginning to "head south" with Joker in the bell tower, when she drops out of screen, or is that just an unfortunate scene transition? I know I can't be the only one to notice that.

[@sbird8675]

She knew Batman was near by and wanted to distract Joker long enough for Batman to get close. She wanted to trick Joker into thinking she was gonna blow him. To her credit, it totally worked.

[@ethanrobinson5776]

Why do people keep asking vee infuso: *A good question for another time*