Captain America Doesn't Know About Hiroshima

[@storageroom1472]

during the battle of New York, when Tony said “I got a nuke coming in it’s gonna blow in less than a minute”, I was legitimately waiting for Steve to ask what the fuck a nuke was

[@LikeAFoxStudios]

I always like to imagine he knew about the Manhattan project, and once he got unfrozen he was like “well thank heavens we never had to use that atom bomb, am I right fellas?” And all the shield doctors were like “…. Yes”

[@storageroom1472]

LikeAFoxStudios LMFAOO, TRUE 😂

[@then00brathalos]

@@LikeAFoxStudios i think he would, considering the project happened between 1942-1945. And steve is an american super soldier so i assume he would have the authority to know about secret development of weapons

[@xrein758]

@@then00brathalos but a the same time Steve is just that, a soldier who also happen to hate unnecessary killing, the chance of him being informed about the atomic bomb was really low, although there still the possibility that Howard Stark inform him.

[@sarahbarisas9865]

@@xrein758 It would have to be Howard Stark telling him. They didn’t inform Einstein because of his Pacifistic tendencies. Yes those last two words were actually used.

[@Vivigreeny25]

I hate the fact that if you changed the interactions a bit I could 100% see this being canon

[@pablorosada9788]

Remove the word "fuck" and... Nah that's about it.

[@killernyancat8193]

It's actually a plot point in the comics. The reason why Steve was put on ice is because people were worried how he'd react to the nuclear bombings.

[@LuckiSir]

Guess that’s why he changed himself back to “Steve Rogers” in the comics

[@COMALiteJ]

@@killernyancat8193 Not really. Captain America was still published after WWⅡ until 1949, then was revived by Stan Lee in the early 1950s. He became kinda fascist himself and spent his time beating up on communists during the McCarthy era, and really going against what the original wartime interpretation of the character was all about. These comics showed him as Steve Rogers, with Bucky Barnes as his sidekick. Then, in the 1960s after McCarthyism was refuted, we had the retcon in _Avengers #4_ and later expounded upon in the 1970s where the _real_ Captain America is found in suspended animation under the ocean in a crashed plane, and that the guy we saw in the 1950s was an impostor whose real name was William Burroughs, who’d been brainwashed into thinking that he was Steve Rogers, to fill in for the missing original and to fight the “red menace.” He and his version of Bucky (also a brainwashed impostor) had been given the Super-Soldier Serum but not the Vita-Ray treatment, and for that reason went violently insane, explaining his 1950s actions. For awhile he became a neo-Nazi villain (due to brainwashing) known as “The Grand Director.” But until that retcon, the 1950s Cap _was_ the real Cap, really Steve Rogers, a direct continuation of the wartime character. That became an embarrassment so they retconned him as an impostor whom the “revived” “real” Cap then beat up and unmasked.

[@killernyancat8193]

@@COMALiteJ I'm talking about something in the Ultimate comics, if I recall correctly.

[@danicleckley5404]

I love how the villain accepts this as a win.

[@forehand101]

Well he still totally nuked Cap's view on America lol

[@venom_spy_chaosgod]

@@forehand101 That`s a good one!XD

[@mrd4937]

Successfully brokes Caps Spirit with history.

[@spooky_lxix9042]

in every villains eyes he technically did mentally break down captain America THE captian America with just a history lesson

[@grantdanasty]

He turned Captain America into Captain War Criminal.

[@notoriousectotherm]

Molo's "No FUCKING way" with the dip in his posture and everything was delivered exquisitely. Absolutely amazing.

[@nopetat]

He said “No FUCKING way” and it looked so real… He even asked if it was a bit…

[@alexiatr]

Way till they tell him about Vietnam and the Napalm

[@alexiatr]

Wait till they yell him about Vietnam and Napalm 🤣

[@TheOminousFlareShow]

“When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.”

[@ForeverExtreme]

THIS. That one line basically covers for all of this.

[@TitanTankerGaming]

yep, they basically lose their humanity after committing warcrimes lol but hey, its not a warcrime if you win amirite??

[@ForeverExtreme]

@@TitanTankerGaming Nope but they lose all sympathy when they launch an attack against the US, then turn around and whine for decades after the US beats their ass.

[@cometmoon4485]

@@ForeverExtreme Huh. I didn't know that the collective civilian populations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, including elderly fisherman and homeless children, launched an attack on the US. I must have missed that part in the history books. All this time I thought that the US should have targeted the military or political hubs of Japan to end their pacific Empire. But after reading your insightful comment, I can conclude that the true masterminds behind Imperial Japan were in fact the bakers and shrimp farmers of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Thank you for enlightening me, Darwin.

[@ForeverExtreme]

@@cometmoon4485 Collateral damage. If Japan cared about their people, they would have surrendered when they knew they were beaten. Hiroshima was wiped off the map almost completely and Japan STILL wanted to fight. Fuck all those fisherman and shrimp farmers, their deaths are on the heads of their government.

[@_yxng.salad_8454]

Cap is gonna be soooo pissed when he finds out that he didn't even kill red skull

[@riches3581]

he drove him crazy and turned him into a vagabond instead , kinda

[@goldenfrogstudios]

he did have to meet red skull at the end of endgame when he returned all the stones.

[@hulkbelowall9532]

@Matt Madox 616!!!!!!!!! I thought only comic fans know that?

[@Gaming-Stuff]

Imagine we get a Disney + series of cap giving the stones back and then the first episode is him meeting red skull

[@paraschauhan1603]

@@hulkbelowall9532 Anyone with internet access can learn that

[@pyrogrimm7653]

I love how after he realizes what Cap doesn’t know he starts breaking his villain character and starts swearing XD

[@computernerd1101]

I know, right? He even lost his accent!

[@bigleafjo3269]

He’s basically trying to talk him out if it, sun tzu quotes the art of war is to fight a war without fighting

[@kintsugikame]

1:50

[@changsiah2]

who

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@@changsiah2 No... Tzu... Who's on first.

[@lenobleprince6792]

I was expecting him to say "You know about Vietnam, right?"

[@Man77772]

So there’s a tiny little country called Afghanistan

[@natanmarinho501]

If you go there you can literally have one country by year

[@anjanavabiswas8835]

He said "Same time next week", so...

[@albioncia]

​@@Man77772dont forget iraq while youre at it and korea

[@longboy5639]

"So what is this "SouthAmerica" eh?"

[@Kyle_J850]

“Men, women, children...” *Anakin wants to know your location*

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

*_Oh I don't think so..._*

[@HoppingSnake290]

@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 😟

[@Kyle_J850]

@@Obi-Wan_Kenobi you are a bold one *ignites 4 lightsabers*

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

" Even the younglings? "

[@Kyle_J850]

@@user-mg7wh8zq6v especially the younglings

[@sunfire3154]

Thats actually a story point in the comics. He fell asleep before the nuclear bombs were launched. He was put on ice deliberately because some thought that he would have objected to nuking Japan.

[@gareththompson2708]

[@jimmyhamms4698]

@Hyperion I’m fairly positive they’re is a credible argument being made that they whereas going to surrender but it wasn’t a complete surrender and it was done more so to scare the Soviets than anything else.

[@hi-nw7qy]

@@jimmyhamms4698 It's unlikely that the Japanese were going to give in. There was rumours about it but I don't trust it. With how Japan acted the entire time I could not see them just giving in. But yeah no doubt it was also used to scare the soviets.

[@raptorlord8496]

@@jimmyhamms4698 I mean the Japanese society at the time made it so the most honorable thing a person could do why die in battle and the least honorable was surrender so that’s also a pretty big concern for the all he s

[@aidanatkinson7717]

Eh I get the joke that America bombed a densely populated area but to be fair we had dropped pamphlets 2-3 weeks in advance warning civilians to leave cities, we warned the Japanese government to surrender, and we did focus on strategic military positions, and Japan had started the war, committed multiple genocides across Asia, and had brain washed a majority of its population to believe to fight to the end. The atomic bombs are kinda a mercy in a utilitarian view point because hundreds of thousand if not millions more would have died if both the US and Russia invaded the Japanese mainland. If he was presented with an option where millions wouldn’t have to die I think there is a logical argument cap wouldn’t agree to nuking but also wouldn’t try to stop it. Japan was ready to fight to the end.

[@Heightren]

Honestly, breaking Captain America like this would make a villain's day

[@progoof9148]

Especially Red Skull's...

[@sam-sp5zk]

Especially FBI Hitler

[@zulefunel2172]

Ngl telling Batman with "You're Mom" Joke would totally be worth it even though my Neck would crack

[@zsazsadeguzman5633]

The thats why yo momma dead joke

[@danr.5017]

I feel like this version of Captain America is a bit TOO naive. I mean he'd know D- Day happened while he was frozen. He wouldn't discount his fellow soldiers by thinking he alone solved WW2. However there are a lot of myths America uses as propagada. He also would have missed all the awfulness that followed. Like crazy coldwar experiments on human test subjects and nuclear wepons. Shattering the myths of American freedom and superiority would be a legit great way to destroy the captain. A complete identity crisis, moral crisis and existentail crisis all at once. ... I think you could turn Captain America into a socialist.

[@victorscarpes]

The way he says "no fucking way" is just perfectly delivered

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@Sircreepington9th]

The SHIELD agent is slowly realizing "Oh fuck, we never told him about Hiroshima and Nagasaki..."

[@MrPr1nglz]

You would think being a government agent he would have been briefed about all this. Pretty damn important to know your history when being the literal poster boy for your own country.

[@milanivkovic1680]

@@MrPr1nglz Thats the funny part, Americans dont know jack shit but think that they do so yeah

[@EchoTheWorld03]

@@milanivkovic1680 don't apply a thing to everyone. Americans know this and some other parts of different countries don't know

[@muda1312]

@@EchoTheWorld03 I believe he means the blind patriots who excuse war crimes on the regular, but yea i do agree with you, labeling an entire population as stupid is in an of its self stupid.

[@MammalianCreature]

@Harutyun Tatlyan The use of the phrase "on the regular" implies MUDA is no longer talking about ww2 and was probably talking about the hunt for oil. Y'know the whole "spreading of democracy" thing that happens to countries occasionally.

[@latch9781]

From the future, it's funny how this cap looks a bit like John Walker

[@Pslyse]

ikr

[@jonreese7066]

I thought this was a scene from Falcon and winter solder from the thumbnail

[@robertwesley7332]

I see zero resemblance

[@benthebeann]

@@jonreese7066 same

[@johnnyaustinwhite6709]

Yep

[@ericlin7775]

Actually the Russians didn't get to Hitler, it was a charismatic but pretty twisted Austrian art school reject

[@swagalishers9950]

And one very fast bullet

[@emanuelmaldoileacont8253]

@@swagalishers9950 no

[@Isai314]

@@emanuelmaldoileacont8253 uh oh

[@garrettmobley1181]

@@emanuelmaldoileacont8253 He shot himself in the head.

[@lawenforcer9864]

@@swagalishers9950 that must have been a very fast bullet.

[@zegermanseabass1-mi2ji]

3:40 missed opportunity to say “didn’t wanna drop two bomb on you”

[@charliedulol]

gad dayum

[@thebangmaster1511]

I like how the villain isn't even trying to be a villain, he's just straight up concerned

[@InfernosReaper]

I like how he's just like "screw it" and leaves

[@youqsaks]

1 Reply and 5.k likes? Imma fix that

[@khoibo8680]

2 replies and 5.4k likes? Imma fix that

[@YoItsM3RK]

3 replies and 5.8k likes? Imma fix that

[@gabrielkelly2631]

4 replies and 5.9k likes? Imma fix that

[@raptalos9412]

“Did we kill Hitler?” It’d be funny if it was “Hitler killed Hitler”

[@samuelgunter]

yeah, idk why they said something about the Russians

[@jesuschrist7833]

@@samuelgunter well. History says that Hitler killed himself with a gun. Which isn’t true. They said he burned himself. Not remotely true. No one ever found hitlers body. No one knows how he died. You’ll learn that Shit in college.

[@samuelgunter]

@@jesuschrist7833 being the son of God, how did Hitler die? you should be all knowing

[@jesuschrist7833]

@@samuelgunter oh I got no fucking idea. He went off my radar the moment he excepted Buddha as his god. Damn rascal.

[@samuelgunter]

@@jesuschrist7833 maybe you don't know because you didn't go to college?

[@MetalVII]

“At least we haven’t bombed any civilians since.” *various countries ending in “istan” has entered the chat*

[@arashparthian_112]

Ah yes the country known as syriaistan i know it well

[@antiochus87]

You're forgetting Vietnam, the US didn't use nukes but they might as well have with the ordnance they used - more than WW2.

[@dunyacaliskan7495]

Pretty sure only Pakistan and Afghanistan, but many more outside of the “istan” region

[@cringeaholic4082]

@@antiochus87 "Mm, Joe loves the smell of Napalm and coffee in the morning"

[@yurek3936]

Nam is laughing

[@chickennugget-agentfuture]

I love that the shield agent in the back is just as suprised as the villain

[@rroes7319]

This wasn't in the job description...

[@dehydratedwater90]

why does the guy playing captain America unironically look like the new fake captain America from the end of the first episode of the falcon and the winter soldier

[@mrTii]

That was my first thought when I saw John Walker Captain America.

[@moxmox8058]

I think it’s the ears

[@basantidevi5707]

Even the voice

[@gracebrown3074]

Well thats an unfortunate spoiler I’ve stumbled upon

[@kerimca98]

Not really, I notice the difference right away The one from the series has that noticeable big nose

[@CapyMartinBara]

I like how he just drops both the accent and the mask just to teach cap a history lesson

[@lawenforcer9864]

How considerate of him.

[@thatonecatwiththetophat]

The entire persona just goes out the window at that point, lol.

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

@@thatonecatwiththetophat "Dude, secret identity be damned, you gotta know this."

[@PatchesKB]

If only he taught it correctly.

[@JGMoneyable]

Too bad they didn't mention Howard Stark was part of the Manhattan Project

[@hunterhulsey5799]

NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Jace_Spicer]

that would've devastated his little heart.

[@maxchapman5549]

JGMoneyable is

[@kingwilliamtheconqueror232]

I guess that would lead to another Civil War between Cap and Stark.

[@red_five3325]

Tony: Your best friend killed my parents! Steve: Your father caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people! WILLINGLY! Spidey: I'm gonna say Mr. Stark's dad had it coming and join team Captain America.

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

Not only did Truman nuked a city, he nuked two!

[@langbo9999]

And a Japanese Man survive it two True Story.

[@theillusionist1494]

Molo is PERFECTLY acted in this. The embodiment of "This is the greatest day of my life and I barely even had to do anything"

[@blaster915]

Absolutely perfect 😂

[@The-Ent1ty]

"I said hi and somehow that spiralled into a nuclear apocalypse"

[@indisplutably]

Who tf is Molo?

[@gemixx8365]

I can't find anything on Molo being an existing villain..

[@yay29823]

@@indisplutably The villain of this video

[@jessicastrike5640]

I would totally watch a What If episode of Steve finding out all the things he missed over the last 70 years and getting his reaction to various things

[@batman8618]

Here’s hoping

[@lanfrancoadreani9212]

You know the scene in which he Wakes up in non segregated America of 2008? I honestly think he would have gone apeshit and asked to speak with the president only to find out about Obama and either have a stroke. It would have been hillarious

[@mfirdanhb]

@@lanfrancoadreani9212 nah he's heart won't go down that easily, definitely have the biggest existential crisis in America

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

@@lanfrancoadreani9212 Naw he wouldn't. You probably saw that college humor video of Cap waking up

[@trippyhippy2110]

@@lanfrancoadreani9212 Damn they hella stole your idea and made whole ass video around it

[@concept5631]

"I ended the war." My boi Cap *DEFINITELY* needs to catch up on the history of the Eastern Front.

[@concept5631]

@Herr Goober True. USSR and China definitely did most of the heavy lifting tho.

[@PikachuLittle]

@@concept5631 China did jack shit other than get fucked by Japan both metaphorically and very literally

[@ayouberriouch6876]

@@concept5631 USSR did the most work i agree . But china did nothing . They were busy fighting each other(nationalist vs communist)

[@concept5631]

@@ayouberriouch6876 They stopped fighting when the Japanese invaded. It is insulting to diminish their impact regardless of your supposed insignificant grievances with them.

[@lucca3113]

@@concept5631 china??

[@Dr.MarsDour]

1:43 his delivery is so good, I love it.

[@smallboto]

Funny Fact: Wolverine had to go through that nuke while Captain America was gone.

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

Isn’t that the opening scene of the 2013 Wolverine movie?

[@smallboto]

@@Jdmking-kp1mu I don’t remember but Wolverine was in Hiroshima or nagasaki when US dropped the nukes in Japan

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

@@smallboto Yeah it was in the 2013 Wolverine movie it’s part of the Fox Marvel continuity and not the mainline MCU so it’s not talked about as much. Link to the scene: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKLJk4urpqZojs0

[@Disanem]

What if Disney made this canon?

[@smallboto]

@@Jdmking-kp1mu well that sucks, if only that movie was a part of the MCU

[@wikisaiyangmail]

I ended the war. Bruh...

[@zahirsookoor2673]

wikisaiyangmail 🤣😂

[@julianrobertoswart9217]

The soviets did the most Work, they concured Berlin, for the most part and they treat Japan with communism, that's what lead to the end of ww2, two nuclear strikes, a proposal for operation downfall and the advancing soviet army

[@woods2353]

Julian Roberto Swart my Lord the Japanese mostly didn't get to Japan untill the ending of ww2 when we dropped the bombs. Philippy did most the work in the Pacific they held the Japanese and stalled them untill America was done with Germany yes the Russians did more work in Europe but not in the pacific.

[@franklance9167]

Julian Roberto Swart, do you mean conquered?

[@st.6413]

@@julianrobertoswart9217 it’s a gross oversimplification to say the Soviets did a majority of the work. It was, by and large, a team effort of dozens of countries. The US, UK, Canada, and French Resistance pushed the Germans out of Western Europe; the US and UK saw to the liberation of Italy; and the US, Australia and several other Pacific powers (resistance movements and colonial powers and China) pushed the Japanese back to the mainland islands. The Soviets hardly contributed to any of these campaigns, but were instrumental to the Eastern Front, almost exclusively holding the Germans back in Eastern Europe and pushing them out of Balkans (and subsequently propping up communist governments) and did take Berlin. So all in all, I don’t think the Soviets could have won the war without western aid, and while a western only victory was possible in my opinion, it would have been far bloodier and lasted significantly longer.

[@cdub975]

Alternate title: psychopath in a gas mask ends an American's patriotism.

[@flamingcat1101]

If he was American he'd carry a M1911 behind his shield

[@SA80TAGE]

@@flamingcat1101 he did in the first movie.

[@flamingcat1101]

@@SA80TAGE sweet

[@jockeyfield1954]

what makes an american patriot isn't how they see their country, but how they strive to make that country a better place for all god bless the united states of america! *sheds a tear as gunshots and fireworks go off*

[@zyzz9780]

#ToLoud

[@Kirvam96-ix1eu]

3:48 imagine if he accidently pressed the button when he caught it 💀💀

[@FrostBiteeeee]

Jokes aside, they did a great job at making their own villain. It feels like as if an official comic book villain.

[@sergeykogin6474]

I agree

[@wahtx7717]

Kinda looks like something from mgs

[@fairlywren3664]

@@wahtx7717 I think you're thinking of Psycho Mantis, thanks to the gas mask

[@fen4ri]

wait they made up their own entire guy?! LOL I thought i just didnt know this villain

[@Door227]

I was seriously wondering if this was an actual villain that I had no idea about

[@failed_K]

"Captain America faces his worst enemy: The Truth"

[@jalonshelton204]

Still the tamest compared to Justice & The American Way.

[@aidanatkinson7717]

Eh I get the joke that America bombed a densely populated area but to be fair we had dropped pamphlets 2-3 weeks in advance warning civilians to leave cities, we warned the Japanese government to surrender, and we did focus on strategic military positions, and Japan had started the war, committed multiple genocides across Asia, and had brain washed a majority of its population to believe to fight to the end. The atomic bombs are kinda a mercy in a utilitarian view point because hundreds of thousand if not millions more would have died if both the US and Russia invaded the Japanese mainland.

[@robertcajucom3203]

@@aidanatkinson7717 save for the whole radioactive aftermath part of course

[@aidanatkinson7717]

@@robertcajucom3203 still considerably less damage than a full scale invasion. Japan had already had 10,000s of deaths from starvation, harsh weather, and lack of medicine due to their crippled economy during the war. Imagine how bad it would have been if the allies invaded and destroyed their ability to produce and manage resources. Hundreds of thousands would die even when in a non combat scenario just from internal strife. Radiation would suck to die from but so would starvation.

[@justrey6079]

@@aidanatkinson7717 hey atleast the japanese didnt backstabb a poor with no tecnology and poor military country that has literally nothing to do with the war and yet there involved that there alliance with No grudge no hate just mh opinion :)

[@ryawncawdor6381]

I always thought it would be amusing if he said "well, at least we didn't put innocent civilians into camps" and the guy go "mmhmm" Because of the Japanese intern camps

[@agentemerald4563]

Wait I’m really young and bad history please fill me in

[@edquad2765]

@@agentemerald4563 the u.s put the Japanese into prison camps called internment camps during world War 2. They had similar conditions to the concentration camps in Germany

[@ryanespinoza7297]

@@agentemerald4563 the us government rounded up all the Japanese in America and put them in prison camps. That included American citizens born in the USA of Japanese descent. American citizens stripped of their natural born rights for the sake of public safety.

[@elgoblino4188]

@@edquad2765 bad bait mate there's no way you're comparing concentration camps where 6 million died to house arrest apartments

[@cometmoon4485]

@@elgoblino4188 The American facilities that the Japanese people were locked in were not death camps, but they absolutely were concentration camps.

[@seethlaemmert5175]

Well, i never saw ya'll before, but I hope you kept up on it. This was excellent.

[@laynewarner937]

so many alliterations, so many references to comics

[@Scroteydada]

So little time

[@blxdegenix3083]

Layne Warner j

[@TimeTravelingAltair1337]

I think you meant to say allusions

[@DancesWithSloth]

lol i didnt hear any alliteration

[@sl3881]

Are you serious? "Star-spangled stooge"? "Patriotic parasite"?

[@Wertsir]

Fun fact: In the Earth-616 universe the Allied Powers planned to sink Japan using the powers of the Invaders (Namor, the human torch (the Android, not Johnny), and Spitfire) but they were convinced not to go through with it, causing the government to use the atomic bomb instead. Wolverine was at ground zero in Hiroshima after being captured as a POW. He was in the middle of a fight when the blast hit, though his healing factor allowed him to survive. His bones became irradiated, and though his healing factor would fend off much of the damage it would eventually give him leukemia. Namor saw the devastation in Hiroshima and tried to use his powers to stop the second bomb in Nagasaki, but he failed, and was presumed killed (though in truth he just retreated from the surface world back to Atlantis). There were also two time travelers from Strange Tales #61 who traveled to Hiroshima by accident using a magic monkey paw. Also the original explanation for Mutants was that they were “children of the atom” who had their genes mutated by the after effects of early nuclear tests. So there are probably a ton of Japanese Homo Superior running around somewhere. The marvel universe is a strange place.

[@affordablehousing9116]

Until like bendis feels like he has a better idea

[@sayantanguha707]

Quite a loose use of the word "fact", if I may say.

[@pedrogheventer2566]

@@sayantanguha707 But it's a fact that the comic books were written that way

[@geraldyeager7652]

@@affordablehousing9116 DC fans: Damn😐

[@affordablehousing9116]

@@geraldyeager7652 like when superman tried to bang a lady he saved from a building while fighting a red cloud of smoke, lois was out of town and John was with his space Grandpa

[@brandon6485]

The way Molo says "No FUCKING way!" is hilarious to me

[@turdferguson6706]

I lost my shit too

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

The Psycho Mantis voice effect completes it

[@johnjr9997]

Ikr

[@somerelativleyuninterestin4763]

Wait so is molo a real villain or just created for this?

[@Paqcar]

@@somerelativleyuninterestin4763 good question

[@AlfredDoe]

When villians win, by introducing facts to the conversation.

[@theedittingjoke]

“We attacked three boats, they drop the sun on us twice!”

[@jonsimpson6240]

@Quentin Styger every bomb dropped is a test.

[@jonsimpson6240]

@L its a joke, I think its from one of the Russian badger's videos. Probably from somewhere else before that.

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

@L yeah they sure did that stuff but that’s not why America bombed them, they bombed cause of the three boats

[@_Cyph3r_.]

both bombs were fission there was no hydrogen bomb at this time. One used Uranium the other Plutonium.

[@ploppyjr2373]

Russian badger for the win

[@smalf00]

this is one of the best captain America parodies I've seen cause it still makes cap a magnanimous hero who is just horribly unaware of history instead of a bigot

[@LikeAFoxStudios]

Thanks! I always loved Cap and never liked parody interpretations of him that were played as an old fashioned racist or big doofus. It’s a pretty funny joke, but I think it’s funnier when caps a good guy that the government just constantly lies to (cuz of course they would)

[@chadzahirshah2588]

@@LikeAFoxStudiosDo you think that the nuclear bombings were unjustified?

[@coltondavis7022]

@@chadzahirshah2588 as far as I know they didn’t need to do it on civilian areas, but the nukes were definitely needed. Japans war crimes, and the heinous things they did were just as bad as Germany, and they weren’t surrendering anytime soon without an overwhelming show of force, as well as as a sign that we beat them to creating the atomic bomb.

[@miriamweller812]

@@chadzahirshah2588 US fascism did it as message to China and the Soviet Union and the world in general, that they lead the world now. Mainly didn't last long, because the Soviet Union got their own nukes, but don't even think about if this wouldn't have happen...

[@miriamweller812]

@@coltondavis7022 Sure, but there was no need for nukes, still. Overall: the Nazis copied their ideology from the USA with all the racism and got BIG support from it partly even during the war. The USA mainly went in, because the Nazis lost and so they feared that the Soviet Union wold take over Europe as leading power, while they end up with nothing. After 2.WW they kept the Nazis in power and even integrated them into NATO - because that was a very good fit. Cold War is simply just the continuation of 2.WW under a new Führer but the same goal: world domination for the Führer and of cours to get the world's resources, especially those of Russia, the by far richest country on this planet. Other countries in the top 10: Venezuela, Iran, Irak, China and Saudi Arabia (which played along to not end up like Iran and Irak). USA per se is on place 2 (with 30 trillions difference to Russia), but good 90% of that is timber and coal meanwhile, so not exactly the most fancy resources.

[@vexxama]

I never considered that someone would have to tell him this

[@silverblade357]

Hell, imagine someone having to explain to him what a nuke is.

[@fugit1vegaming397]

@@silverblade357 eh, wouldn’t be hard.

[@deathdragon2283]

@@fugit1vegaming397 “spicy rock make big boom” that’d do it

[@fugit1vegaming397]

@@deathdragon2283 you wouldn’t even have to dumb it down. Do you really think Cap didn’t know about the Manhattan Project

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

​@@fugit1vegaming397Wasn't old man Stark involved?

[@anthonyschwartz1084]

Came here from the short, so glad to have been able to see the rest. Great stuff.

[@rafaelfernandez6626]

Don't tell him about Vietnam and how we treated the veterans back then...

[@russiangravy3870]

I’m happy you acknowledges how we treated our own citizens. My grandpa is a Vietnam Vet, and he’s told me often that him and the many other American soldiers didn’t belong their in Vietnam. But the government and corrupt generals were to blame, and our American boys were as much victims as the soldiers in Vietnam.

[@zwojack7285]

Or really anything after 1945

[@marcperez2598]

Or Iraq. Or Afghanistan. Kr the new shit in Iran. Or Pakistan. Or Yemen. Or Panama. Or Bolivia. Or El Salvador. Or Chile. Or the fact the Nazis got most if their ideas from the US. Man Cap would have a heart attack.

[@antona.1327]

In the comics Captain America was active during Vietnam War. He got broght back to comics after WW2 in 1965, and from the time he received his new solo comic he was participating in the war.

[@brettjohnson536]

Yeah the American vets did get treated abominably. But I still have to say I think I have more sympathy with the Vietnamese on that one...

[@longpants7894]

U know when things get real when the villain starts swearing and laughing

[@VC-nk3oz]

Yo his laughing alone had me dying 🤣

[@arandomguy2616]

Well the only real exception is the joker and Harley Quinn

[@longpants7894]

@@arandomguy2616 Yeah yeah

[@docrofreborn7497]

@@arandomguy2616 well, except for when the Joker swears. If he does, take cover.

[@jellyace5124]

;-;

[@val26874]

I love how the villain is actually more deranged when he takes the mask off.

[@askinredroads5132]

lol yeah

[@natahegan2103]

That’s what the point of the mask is

[@andrebetita]

Idk, he actually looks remorseful as he's sitting there with his mask off.

[@langbo9999]

Here have so much fun he straight up giving away nuclear phone.

[@trashmonkey2866]

I can only imagine the euphoria that would come from a villain telling Captain America about all of America’s known war crimes that happened while he was frozen.

[@trycoldman2358]

I'm concerned for the villain with the gas mask. The GP-5 gas mask filter has asbestos in it.

[@NachoLibreFan-nr3jd]

trycoldman23 thats exactly what I thought when I saw it

[@uncleblunts5]

trycoldman23 whoops

[@trycoldman2358]

Vincent Foley take a closer look

[@vladstefan5216]

I see that you must be quite the expert by your profile pic.

[@ImzJustAGuy]

Insert the more you know meme here

[@integza]

This is brilliant ahahah

[@daddyplankton5855]

The tomato shows up

[@horseoperamarker]

I thought you said “This is british ahahah”

[@_sansvisage]

oh no its integza the crazy homemade mad scientist

[@gavynrothaermel5598]

Why are all of your comments sounding like integza in my head?

[@ryancartwright7487]

Omg integza

[@Mew_Master]

This was one of Dr. Strange’s realities.

[@LikeAFoxStudios]

Marvel please hire me to make an episode of What If

[@dirtyd4n820]

@@LikeAFoxStudios you guys are still reading comments on this video, respect 100

[@pinkestpeaches6302]

Why did I think you were talking about Hugo Strange and not Stephen Strange.

[@johnngrey1]

Strange love maybe ;)

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Make a video : Captain America going to ask 1960s protest 1960s counterculture

[@Zephirite.]

Gas Mask guy dropped several bombs without pressing a single button.

[@keitht24]

1:54 "Your not going to tell him"? 😂😂😂

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Considering how the war went, its actually possible that Cap didnt know about the Holocaust until after thawing

[@mrdeathshead]

In the comics, I think he actually liberated the camp magneto was in. I can be wrong though Edit: it was a What If? Comic. So not technically Canon

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

I think he knew about the Holocaust. He went into cryostasis in 1943 after defeating Red Skull so he might have known about it.

[@silverblade357]

He read up on the Eastern Front, but never got around to reading up on the Pacific before Loki kicked things off.

[@TherosonDragonstoungue]

I know Magneto came from a concentration camp during WW2. He has a movie scene dedicated to it in I think Xman 2? Really cinematic pulls a buncha barbed wire towards himself as a smol child or something

[@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74]

@@mrdeathshead he liberated a camp in the first movie too if I'm right.

[@naryumyteng]

It would make sense. Most of Captain America's missions, atleast potrayed in the first film, is all about Hydra. His missions was all about stopping Hydra, technically not in the actual frontlines. And all he did was preventing Hydra from using the tesseract to win the war.

[@faner117]

Yeah more than winning the war cap is delaying hidra advances so EUA have time to make his own move Totally important to win but definitely not the thing that win the war itself

[@Misack8]

@@faner117 EUA? Don't you mean US of A?

[@redjoker365]

@@Misack8 Estados Unidos de America

[@Misack8]

@@redjoker365 Exactly

[@runoke]

No, it's just that Marvel's depiction of WWII is an american fantasy of America winning the WWII.

[@hub_luc5705]

Cap:"At least we didn't bomb any civilians since!" *Fortunate Son intensifises*

[@emmoebbo8801]

Some are born to raise the flag

[@stellarnebula4933]

@unsuccessful alias stop trying to defend ur war crimes. A crime is a crime, no matter the motive

[@stellarnebula4933]

@unsuccessful alias oh, so u are not wrong. I decided to not look into ur arguments the second I read ur other comment saying that the US had the "moral high ground" in Vietnam. U people were completely fine working with Ho-Chi-min to defeat the Japanese. But, then he shows signs of being socialist and u create a fake incident just to declare war on them. Alright maybe the bombings in Vietnam didn't kill many civilians because soldiers were reluctant. What about Agent Orange?

[@stellarnebula4933]

@unsuccessful alias over 300 thousand Vietnam veterans died due to agent orange. Many children are still being affected by it. But I believe u have some other ass pull "evidence" to say this is not a valid argument

[@stellarnebula4933]

@unsuccessful alias I do thank you for being civil in this argument. The first part of ur reply consisted of both points I knew and didn't know. So thank you for educating me on some things. As for the matter of US leaders not knowing the severity of the chemicals they used, even I am not able to properly give an account on the matter. Since it affected both US and Vietnamese soldiers, I do believe that the severity of them wasn't known at the time and I also think that US military officials wouldn't be cruel enough to kill their own troops. However, there were still intentional killing of civilians by the Americans. Due to the guerilla war fare by North Vietnam, the US mistook several innocents as soldiers and killed many. The bombing campaigns and the napalm used to destroy forests (to prevent North Vietnamese soldiers from hiding in them) also killed severals. As for ur point on how the Vietnamese communists killed people intentionally, in that case US might have the moral high ground. One issue though, US supported the French in the first Indo-china war. Vietnam had a bad history with imperialism. And US also obtained it's freedom after their revolution against the British. This feels a bit hypocritical, considering that the US gained freedom from an imperialist country only to help France (which was imperialist) to gain control of it's colony Vietnam. A country freed from a colonizer helping a different colonizer to keep their colony under control. And partitioning a country is never good. Although, I must say u brought up valid arguments. I am in no way capable of arguing with you (after all, I am a 16 year old Indian boy). I also don't have access to as many sources as you do. But I have read several accounts on the war from both sides, so I have (just like) drawn my own view and conclusions on the matter. I consider it best that we end this argument now.

[@Borderose]

Ask Cap who from a lineup of recent US presidents does he think has the highest body count and then ask him to guess just how high it is like the Price is Right. Results are bound to be hilarious.

[@ottosfunandgames7664]

“Men, women, children, wiped away in seconds” *happy Anakin noises* They would all turn to sand * sad anakin noises*

[@familjenfurumark788]

Here have my like

[@angelperalessalaices8696]

Underrated comment

[@thepollylama6413]

Best comment

[@ma-tanica]

Underaged comment

[@WallNutBreaker524]

"It's rough coarse and gets everywhere"

[@n1c704]

I want to see the story arc where a villain just whips out a history book and shows Captain America what he missed while he was frozen, and Captain America just walks away morally defeated.

[@kikidevine694]

Or goes to the dark side because, at the end of the day, both sides are equally amoral

[@sheepbeeps3369]

nope, not even close. Besides soldier boy sucked.@@kikidevine694

[@kaylons]

​@@kikidevine694Honestly, this is why I like Captain America's portrayal in the MCU as an independent agent who upholds morality without allegiance to the US. I've always liked that angle to his character not rly for vigilantism but because it would've been a REALLY GOOD FUCKIN POINT for Disney to touch on extremist beliefs like idk.... anarchism, which they used to market their other movies and even TFATWS. It's just a shame Disney did not hone in on that more in the MCU. For whatever reason.

[@fav843]

They did WHAT WITH THE NAZI SCIENTISTS?

[@eclipsethefox4397]

​@@kikidevine694or do what mcu cap did and just toss his star, his Avengers A, and his shield, grow a beard, and continue to fight for the people, not as Captain America, but as someone new (as in referencing the comics)

[@johns9478]

"Harry Truman nuked a populated city." Me: "Actually..." "He nuked two cities." Me: "That's better."

[@Spthomas47]

My dad used to say the first one was our fault, the second one was theirs.

[@MeeMaw1971]

@@Spthomas47 i get it.

[@FredGlt]

They thought the u.s. only had one nuke. When the second blew up, they decided it was better surrendering to the Americans than to the soviets.

[@deathbringer9893]

@@MeeMaw1971 i dont but i feel like a 3rd one would be needed incase they thought we cared

[@MeeMaw1971]

@@deathbringer9893 no both we're America's fault. You get it?

[@KabirChattopadhyay1991]

The fact that he is constantly mispronouncing nuclear as "nu-koo-ler" makes this even better.

[@JohnnyBoy-wi4kn]

Imagine telling him about the Japanese internment camps

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

I mean, historically accurate Captain America would have hated the Japanese after Pearl Harbor

[@duncansmith3518]

@@EternalEmperorofZakuul but if he’s supposed to have superior values, wouldn’t he believe that even though they have Japanese ancestry, that they are still Americans?

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

@@duncansmith3518 back then, only whites would be considered Americans, therefore historically accurate Captain America wouldn't consider them Americans, but foreign enemies

[@raiorai2]

@@EternalEmperorofZakuul We're here working on the assumption that Steve Rogers was a humanist ahead of his time. Yeah, if he was a guy of his time he would, in fact, be a piece of shit.

[@casematecardinal]

Definitely a bad move on Roosevelts part

[@TheAdvertisement]

Can I just say the acting for Molo is genuinely amazing? Such insane comic book villain energy absolutely ecstatic to have Captain America himself in this position, threatened by a nuclear warhead, only to get completely thrown off and then made even _more_ ecstatic by the fact that Cap doesn't know about Hiroshima and getting to mess with him even more.

[@RoundShades537]

Nah, the writing of the character and his reactions sure, they’re entertaining, the acting? No way, that was horribly acted and super forced, gotta be objective here

[@TheAdvertisement]

@@RoundShades537 That was absolutely the most biased and opinion based response ever lmao.

[@zildjian2381]

@@RoundShades537 Even i, Using the word "objective" wrong multiple times, knows that that is not objective

[@KasbashPlays]

@@RoundShades537,,”gotta be objective here“ - says the person with a subjective opinion.

[@taluca8474]

and it's a little tragic that he was never told of this

[@redozmasoma]

You can't blame steve, it wasn't on his list, all it had were star wars a couple of other things and marvin gaye 😅

[@Poni5]

I actually think it was but it wasn't crossed out, so this video can still fit in MCU. I need to check tho.

[@clintn.kildepstein1656]

And Steve Jobs

[@Elopez2]

Fun fact the list changes depending on which country your in.

[@Isai314]

@@Elopez2 yeah and it’s one of my favorite facts

[@philip1557]

That's just what he had on his list after a while of being woken up he probably looked up what happened after he went to sleep

[@A.G.O.M.]

I like how even Molo himself sounds a bit disappointed about the Russians getting Hitler.

[@Zyscheriah]

"Havent bombed any civilians since" Yeah.....

[@genis_menace]

Bro i was waiting for someone to say it thank you

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Not gonna volunteer to open THAT can of worms.

[@javohnjackson1417]

"Joe smells some napalm"

[@thegreatsaiyaman1126]

Yeah I’m not American and don’t know their history what other city did they bomb?

[@javohnjackson1417]

@@thegreatsaiyaman1126 Vietnam, and our involvement in the Middle East

[@xzardas541]

“At least we haven’t bombed any civilians since.” Well, not with nukes, yet.

[@latrodectusmactans7592]

Who's gonna be the one to tell Cap about Agent Orange.

[@xzardas541]

@@latrodectusmactans7592 Considering times Cap is from I'm pretty sure they are black enuf to not care.

[@peterhacke6317]

Well except that all the nuclear testing absolutly did quite a bit of property and health damage towards their own civilians. And then there is the thing where the nuclear test dubbed castle bravo caused an international incident, because it hit a civilian japanese fishing boat after exceeding the predicted strength.

[@mr.patriotjol]

@@latrodectusmactans7592 also whose gonna tell Cap on bombing yugoslavia

[@miriamweller812]

@@latrodectusmactans7592 Or Napalm. Better not look up what US fascism did in Korea for example.

[@joshuafogg6600]

In the Comics, when he found out, apparently he nearly got sick. Eventually he recognized its necessity to quickly end the war, but it still didn't feel right.

[@insertnamehere2746]

Which comic issue was that?

[@nickwilson3499]

If war feels right to you I don’t think you’re a good person

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@nickwilson3499 no fucking shit

[@coreytaylor447]

@@nickwilson3499 wow, and the floor is made out of floor

[@nickwilson3499]

@@Cheezy_Bunz why are you so pissed off lol

[@antonm6364]

Is no one gonna talk about the expressions of the shield agent during cap and molo's conversation in the background? They were comedy gold! 🤭

[@cloudnova-1178]

Being honest this would be an amazing plot to see captain America involved into. I haven’t read the comics if this has actually happened sorry for not noticing sooner

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

Yeah but it wouldn’t really make since. You’d assume Fury or someone working at shield caught him up to speed with history.

[@deathgorilla782]

@@Jdmking-kp1mu I'd also assume it'd make him rethink about what colors he's wearing for a good while

[@donb7519]

@@deathgorilla782 tbf he does that quite a bit in the comics

[@dc1n1001]

@@deathgorilla782 I think that's why he changed his costume in the winter soldier. And only wore red white blue costume when he wants to represent the good side of America,you know saving world and stuff.Idk It's just crazy theory. 😆

[@RabidlyTaboo]

first off, cap hasnt done anything. hes a character. he does what his writers say. he hasnt made any decisions about what colors he wears, the people who own his IP do. Those writers decided to change him. he has 0 agency.

[@KillurGod666]

Captain: "I'm wearing the flag that killed hundreds of thousands of people!?" Me: "Welcome to the human race."

[@cyborgpunk6668]

You shouldn’t blame the dirtiness of capitalism and nationalism on all of humanity

[@estacion7386]

Yeeeah... im sure not all nations have NUKE a city

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

Its not even America its puerto rico's flag lol

[@bashfulbreloom9294]

@@estacion7386 A nuke isn't the only way to kill people. In the history of the world America's kill count is like a drop compared to most European and Asian countries.

[@bashfulbreloom9294]

@@cyborgpunk6668 Ah yes cause all the bloodshed in the world has all come from America and other capitalism based nations. Certainly no other countries have ever done anything bad. Noooo. It's just murica.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

This is framed as a funny skit but it's really making me consider moral values and how Captain America must view himself and America as a symbol.

[@rightwingedhueyfreeman51]

Obi-Wan Kenobi America isn't perfect. But you have to remember Japan commiting atrocities to other asians. They murdered 10 million or even more civilians. Look up the rape of Nanking and China is still angry to to this very day about it.

[@hannibustoogfyrre6074]

Rightwinged Huey Freeman Not to mention, we actually caused way more death and destruction in Japan with the constant fire bombing. The problem was that the Japanese didn't understand, or wouldn't accept, that they were going to lose the war anyway. They were just going to keep on fighting, even it lead to their extinction as a people and a culture. The nukes were what woke them up and made them face reality. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Japan. The land, the history, the people, and the culture both new and old. But sometimes you need to slap some sense into someone before they do something that'll only end up killing them. That's what those nukes were for Japan.

[@laughingjack85]

Hannibus 42 The nukes weren't necessary. Japan was willing to surrender as long as they got to keep their Emperor. America refused, nuked them and let them keep their Emperor anyways. The nukes were a political ploy by America to scare Russia and an experiment to see what they would do to a city. General Dwight D. Eisenhower, General Douglas Macarthur, Admiral William Leahy, and Admiral William F. Halsey all were opposed to the use of the nukes due to its lack of strategic value and immoral precedent. The cities targeted were civilian rich populations that were mostly untouched by the fire bombings in Japan due to their lack of value in the Imperial Japanese war effort. The ones who did want to use it wished to use it over bays or forests where there wouldn't be people. And the ones who wanted to use it on cities were worried there wouldn't be enough of Japan left to see the nukes effects due to the fire bombings. The use of a nuke on a city today is considered a war crime because it does not DIFFERENTIATE between soldiers and civilians. Especially when the target is SPECIFICALLY a civilian city. Everwhere else in the world besides America sees it like this. Because we won the war we justified our war crimes. And it does not matter how you phrase it because the nukes had no strategic value according to the highest commanders, targeted civilians, was used to see its effects and as a political ploy, and was completely and utterly immoral.

[@Donbett1974]

U.S. also had little time to work a deal as the Russians would have invaded Japan in weeks to months. Japanese soldiers had standing order to kill all P.O.W.s if any one invaded Japan that alone was over a million lives. Russian government has admitted to planning on wiping out the Japanese civilian population which at the time was around 15 million. So do you kill 225,000 to save 16,000,000. Russia taking over Japan was a strategic advantage for Russia which most likely would have lead to many more millions of death because remember Russia build 90,000 tanks (1/2 of the tanks went on to being sold to Iraq) to invade the U.S. and the only thing that stop them was the B-52 bomber.

[@Donbett1974]

+Alexander Hada there was no civilian cities in Japan at that time. The military were based in the cities. The U.S. wasn't fire bombing Japanese cities for laughs and giggles that's where the military was.

[@nickstone3012]

Ngl I was immediately disappointed that there wasn't more and then overjoyed to find there was a full skit. Good job whoever did this post, youve successfully gotten another view to your video.

[@davidabonyi4556]

"I'm wearing the flag of a country that nuked hundreds of thousands?" "I's a cool flag." Me: You're not wearing the flag of the United States, you're wearing the flag of Puerto fucking Rico.

[@ianpgmusicfanfictionart]

And Texas

[@commonviewer2488]

@@ianpgmusicfanfictionart He's from New York though XD

[@universalpotato9503]

@@commonviewer2488 r/woooosh

[@channelname4331]

@@universalpotato9503 redditor sighted

[@Oceanic2409]

@@channelname4331 You have permission to engage hostile

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"I ended the war" Oh no...Cap doesn't know about the Pacific theater...

[@jacknagel9387]

It's probably better it stays that way!

[@DakotaofRaptors]

"You're saying America didn't go to war because of the Germans?"

[@alaskansoybean6297]

The trees..... they speak. Behind every bush and every tree is a rifle

[@charles2703]

Most people who aren’t Americans, Australians, or Asians don’t.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@charles2703 which sucks

[@cantantegaming6550]

Captain - Well, at least we haven’t bombed an Civilians since Shield Agent - Nods in Agreement (In head, “This Dude needs catching up”)

[@jcbalesk777]

Cantante Gaming what did we bomb after that?

[@jcbalesk777]

bob john those were not innocent tho right?

[@taonkiy]

Ohhhh boy........ You need to read more

[@jcbalesk777]

bob john meh oh well we killed way more commies than civilians anyway.

[@jcbalesk777]

taonkiy what the fuck are you talking about? Every other country in the world has done WAY worse shit than the us

[@william-SIB]

"NO YOU DIDINT NO YOU DIDINT" best line of 2019

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

I like how Cap knew about nuclear weapons but not the fact that they've been used before. What did he think we were doing all this time, just looking at them?

[@LikeAFoxStudios]

Well, that’s exactly all we’ve done with them since 1945. I always imagined that they explained to him that the axis were building a super bomb so the YS built one too and then just stopped the history lesson there.

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

@@LikeAFoxStudios He is too innocent for this world...

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

@@LikeAFoxStudios Not true, some have just gone entirely missing lmao

[@ds2781]

12,500 nukes made only 2 used in war . That means we've only used 0.016 % of all nukes in existence on actual people .

[@MyUsersDark]

@@strangerinastrangeland3613 What would have been a better example is that we've been testing them since

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

I love how the villain drops the whole shtick and is now genuinely trying to teach Cap about the scope of Hiroshima.

[@thelgiver5844]

When Cap said "I'm wearing a flag that killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people?" The Shield guy should have replied "gonna have to be more specific there, Cap."

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

THE 48 STAR FLAG

[@MonumentToSin]

MMmm more like several million by this point lol

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

At least it's not the British flag...or the German flag...or the Japanese flag...or the Russian flag...or the...nvm

[@alexiaNBC]

Think that's bad, just wait until Captain Carter finds out what her country did. 😅

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

@@alexiaNBC Captain Carter lol.

[@SheetMan]

Saddest thing about this is that some people make jokes about being proud that "we showed the japanese the sun"... that's literally what he said and I asked if he really thought that murdering over 100,000 innocent civillians was something to be proud of.

[@EldridEinherjar]

America has always been cruel & sadistic. Even the Pilgrims praised god for a plague that wiped out a Native tribe so they could move in on their land.

[@marcusjames6977]

Cap: but we are supposed to defend individual freedom and democracy. Almost all of Latin America: Cuentame mas.

[@iuric.528]

i feel that bruh

[@Nash1t0]

*cries in Argentinian debt*

[@pats3212]

@@Nash1t0 La inflacion de argentina poco tiene que ver con eeuu, fue el kirchnerismo el que arruino el pais

[@Nash1t0]

@@pats3212 Re-emplaza "Kirchnerismo" con "Macrismo" y estamos bien. Ya que fue el gato de Macri el que hizo el acuerdo con el FMI

[@Nash1t0]

@Kevyn Catalán Vamo a calmarno. En ningun momento dije que el gobierno Kirchnerista (tanto el de Nestor como el de Cristina) fueron perfectos y no hicieron nada malo. Lo que intento decir es que fuimos de malo en peor en cuanto Macri asumio la presidencia. No te equivoques, yo no estoy del lado del kirchnerismo ni del macrismo, para mi el gobierno argentino siempre fue una cagada.

[@henryaung7229]

In the Avengers 1, when Fury recruits Steve, Steve said "The World was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost." Followed by Fury saying "We've made some mistakes along the way." Especially cause of that last line this implies Steve did catch up and learned about the Nukes, the wars that came after, and were still going. I guess they were trying to tell us Cap knows without bringing up Hiroshima in a family film.

[@HepCatJack]

Who caught him up ? Most Americans never knew about the 1933 coup attempt against FDR, the two subsequent coups, the 30 members of Congress that were turned to work for the Nazis during the war. The content of the Rogge report isn't taught in school an even civil war related history is taught in a false sanitized form in the South. How many know about the Syphilis experiments and radioactive elements injections upon the Tuskegee airmen ?

[@leythonlopez-ty5dm]

Wasn't he surprised about black white equals

[@buki3009]

​@@leythonlopez-ty5dmin the ultimate yes, he thought it was a set up when he saw that nick fury was a general😂, he wasn't racist, but in his time it wasn't possible

[@leythonlopez-ty5dm]

@@buki3009 what universe is untime MCU xd or new one

[@adora_was_taken]

@@leythonlopez-ty5dm ultimate is their own universe. 1610 i believe?

[@nikidesignsolutionsandgami1518]

He also was not told of the five firebombing attacks that happened in Japan where Lemay had his B29s fly low level above Japanese cities, and drop incinderary bombs to burn them down. The resulting Firestorms these raids caused killed over 400,000 and rendered 8,500,000+ people homeless.

[@iceneko9170]

to be fair, american schools dont really like to teach us about other atrocities of war either. we're supposed to believe america is this perfect place growing up. that maybe made a couple "oopsies" in the past with the bombs and the natives. 'oh but the bombs on populated cities is justified because of ____' how else will we get american military volunteers besides the ignorant and overly patriotic? (well, some do join for the benefits)

[@thefactoryslyricperson]

slime vibes

[@AlIskanderZhao]

Also didn't tell them that they had practise bombing runs in the Chinese city Wuhan. China was an ally of America at the time, America flew over Wuhan to bomb Japanese targets, and at the same time tested the effectiveness of the fire bombs, killing tens of thousands of Chinese in the process. With allies like these...

[@PotrzebieConolly]

Didn't LeMay say something like "If we hadn't won, we'd be the ones prosecuted as war criminals"

[@handgun559]

That's not even the worst part. Not only did we attack Tokyo, the capital, but we bombed their water towers so they wouldn't have a water supply to stop the fires. Don't uuuhh. Don't touch America's boats. They get real war crime-y.

[@axsolotle3784]

“You know about the intermittent camps right?” “Yes the holocaust was a great tragedy” “No no I’m talking about the ones america did “THE ONES AMERICA DID?!?”

[@spar117maschief8]

It’ll be hilarious to see his reaction upon learning of the Japanese camps, every war in the middle-east, and how ineffective the UN has been.

[@danieljames1868]

There's a reason he became Nomad

[@Fulllife3.2]

He would have already known about the internment camps.

[@woodonfire7406]

Dude, Cap would've already know about the UN

[@teamcastro9187]

The UN has been effective, but not in peacekeeping affairs

[@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE]

"O Ho FUCK Dude!" It was at that moment he stopped being so Villainy and I couldn't blame him why Lmao

[@smolneko9294]

@carlos rivas yes the world is bad, but it's funny to laugh at america's mistakes cus they're quite often brought up and usually as "heroism" and "patriotry"

[@smolneko9294]

@carlos rivas it isn't my country either hehe, mine's been pretty okay over the past century it's existed

[@NaatClark]

@carlos rivas Instead of loving your country no matter what its flaws are like some kind of beaten housewife one could evaluate the areas their nation needs to improve on by accepting and analyzing the mistakes that it's made in in the past and then work towards creating a better nation. Or you could keep being some flag waving cry baby who "well what about's" every time the slightest flaw in the US is mentioned. Keep that head buried in the sand homie, the right needs voters

[@Isomeria450]

@carlos rivas no nation is without flaw, no government is perfect, but US is the only country I know who acts all righteous about what they do... (delusional lunatics)

[@Isomeria450]

@carlos rivas While also blaming Russia on any wrong happening in the world, talking to China from position of power, raping Yugoslavia... What a nice country.

[@jacobcox4565]

I hope there is a comic somewhere with the same premise. I want to know how Captain America reacts to atrocities committed by the U.S.

[@panospanagopoulos6054]

Try the Ultimate Captain America mini series

[@rnbrockstar6591]

@@panospanagopoulos6054 googeling this right noe

[@brandtforester837]

@@rnbrockstar6591 don’t in that specific one captain America is an asshole I think that he was like oh yeah we did that but it was in the past so it’s fiiiiine Also if that’s the one I’m thinking about he is abusive towards his girlfriend

[@johngriffon2118]

Nomad era Cap.

[@panospanagopoulos6054]

@@brandtforester837 I believe youre talking about Hank Pym who abused Wasp in the Ultimates not Cap

[@hailongngouc6275]

Oh, can't wait to see how Cap react to Vietnam War lol

[@ericdravenashecorven]

I like to think realistically Cap would have scoured every book he could find to find out if any of his comrades made it/were still alive, and would have found out through that. But this was hilarious too.

[@Mun3001s]

Cap don't seem like the guy who would sit down and read history books and all. He prolly would just ask for like the cliffnotes version of history and roll with that.

[@ericdravenashecorven]

@@Mun3001s I think under normal circumstances I'd agree with you, but like I said, specifically I think he'd be searching for information about what happened to the people he knew and fought with.

[@TheReeelBradPitt]

@@Mun3001sin the movies he says the internet is so helpful

[@faisalwho]

I think that is why he's super depressed beating up punching bags on the start of the follow up movie.

[@ericdravenashecorven]

@@faisalwho Survivor's guilt too. "If I hadn't gotten frozen I could have saved him...." I mean honestly did he even have time to process Bucky between his alleged death and when he got frozen? In modern times all he has time for is thinking and remembering, or training.

[@MIloszKluski]

Oh, Captain America only thinks he knows about holocaust, only after the war people really got to know it.

[@lolstalgic9602]

I mean, he did free Magneto, so I'm sure he saw the horrors first hand

[@thelastdevil3793]

that's a common misconception, german souldiers as well as england, america etc already knew about the camps during the war. It was a known fact to the governments, but the common people only found out afterwards I think, but I could be wrong about that.

[@alexharrison2743]

​@@thelastdevil3793 it's true that allied govts knew about the camps, but the full horror of what was happening there wasn't known until after the war

[@MIloszKluski]

@@thelastdevil3793 I don't know, maybe spy soldiers knew, probably camp guardians knew but there is that famous photo of shocked german soldiers first time seeing what was happening in concentration camps. They saw it on slide show in prison camp where they were put by Americans and they didn't look like people who knew what was going on.

[@thediethrower1803]

@@XinDseal Bro, the allies did some bad shit but they didn't commit complete genocide on any and all people not fitting a very specific racial, sexual and able bodied concept of "Aryan".

[@jesse7572]

Someone should tell him about putting the American japanese civilians along the west coast in camps ☕👀

[@philipjwh2580]

He would of been awake for that, so wouldn't be new news

[@savathunthejudge914]

Holocaust murica edition

[@goathead5073]

@L So you're trying to justify concentration camps?

[@goathead5073]

@L And don't act like HUNDREDS of Japanese-American civilians deserved to be MURDERED because of a foreign government entity.

[@sttate]

@@goathead5073 lmao you think America was doing its own Holocaust on Japanese people? Dear god the anti-western propoganda has sank deep into your skull. The Japanese internment camps were to hold Japanese citizens temporarily because there were many Japanese citizens that were *spies* for Japan and as far as I know they were not abused in the camps and lived relatively normally. One such spy was responsible for a bombing in a little place you may have heard of called *Pearl Harbor.* Yes it's not something to be proud of, but it's *faaaaaar* from the worst thing done in wartime, and it wasn't uncalled for.

[@Da8027g]

Keep in mind in the MCU, Steve Rogers defeated the Nazi SCIENCE DIVISION, which already betrayed the actual army. If anything, Captain America saved Hitler from doing more work.

[@zahirsookoor2673]

"I didn't get that reference!"

[@JoJolion1]

Stay in School kiddo

[@nijebitno3680]

Nick Name I think he was reffering to Cap in Avengers, when someone told a joke, he said "I get that reference.",and now he doesn't get it.

[@zahirsookoor2673]

Nije Bitno yup

[@jamesjamero6583]

He got frozen before that bombing, so he didn't hear of it.

[@atomix1876]

Zahir Sookoor AYYYYYY

[@hetzer5926]

Captain America: “America would never target a civilian population.” The Villain: “Bro……that’s like….half of Americas history though.” Cap: “Well…at least we haven’t used a nuclear weapon.” The Villain: “about that” Cap: “God damn it”

[@justinmadrid8712]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were military targets, not civilian targets.

[@hetzer5926]

@@justinmadrid8712 doesn’t change the fact that there were civilian casualties

[@justinmadrid8712]

@@hetzer5926 Sure. But collateral damage is a part of war. "It's either us, or them." This is a cold hard truth of war. It is very easy for you sit there in your comfy chair and condemn collateral damage, but if you put yourself in the shoes of Americans watching their innocent children about be sent to their deaths on the battlefield, you would think differently. How could you possibly suggest that even ONE single American sacrifice their own life to stop an aggressor?

[@hetzer5926]

@@justinmadrid8712 isn’t that the point of our military? To fight aggressors? And has that ever stopped America from being the aggressor? America has done some pretty fucked up things, and we really shouldn’t go around excusing time.

[@raulisrael7342]

@@justinmadrid8712 naive Americans

[@ManoMagic2001]

“The Russians? Are you kidding me?!” 😂

[@hanakoakamoto8919]

At the end Hitler killed Hitler :-D

[@rickardkaufman3988]

Well, yes. The Red Army's move into Berlin indirectly led to Hitler committing suicide as he couldn't accept defeat.

[@Grubnar]

That is actually how he, most likely, would have reacted, since before he crashed into the ice the Allies were advancing faster, and would or could have taken Berlin before the Soviets, if they had not made a deal to allow the Soviets to do it (I guess they really wanted payback for Stalingrad).

[@Taschip]

@@rickardkaufman3988 The Soviets would've brutally killed Hitler. Fuck the commies.

[@rickardkaufman3988]

@@Taschip Ok. Are you trying to tell me that the commies were bad even if they killed Hitler?

[@NXRefitYT]

well, Hitler got himself, but yeah 3:26

[@brokenSnake]

The Russian advance got him.

[@NXRefitYT]

@ true

[@branch4747]

The invasion caused Hitler to commit suicide

[@dashx1103]

I like how Captain America can't pronounce "nuclear."

[@jcanizales]

Nooquelar

[@Shineigra]

nucular

[@codemancz798]

He *is* from New York

[@june9914]

@@codemancz798nuke you lar pronunciation is a very modern pronunciation, so cap should pronounce it correctly

[@pokedude720]

Pretty sure it's a "caramel" thing where either is fine

[@ja-vishaara]

Molo's determination for alliteration has my admiration

[@xscarecrowxx]

Isn't molo a dish?

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

Added alliterative appeal always is admirable

[@gabrialsperka422]

I like the way your comment reads

[@kimchyi9161]

I give you my admiration for the perfection of your writation of poetrication

[@bushidotestu1997]

this is actually kinda messed up in a way

[@sheev9852]

Tetsu Hatano how

[@j.d.1856]

I wouldn’t have stopped at 2, Truman was a kind individual.

[@festethephule7553]

Jonathan Dianda Why would you vaporize more civilian cities?

[@hectornonayurbusiness2631]

Everyone cares about the two cities that were nuked but no one cares about the firebombing of Tokyo which technically killed more people.

[@j.d.1856]

Feste the Phule A majority of Japan’s war criminals were never brought to justice in order to keep law and order in Japan after the war. The emperor should have been tried and convicted like the war criminal he was. At the time the Japanese people themselves were instrumental in the many atrocities committed across Asia. It was so bad that even now, 90+ years later there is still tension in the region because of what they did. The reason why I said I wouldn’t have hesitated to drop more nuclear weapons on Japan is because of what they did to my family, and how the people responsible were *never* brought to justice. I can’t hold a grudge against the current Japanese population because they personally have done nothing wrong, but given the chance I would have annihilated the Empire of Japan and all of its citizens back then.

[@Izumishizue]

“It’s okay. At least we didn’t bomb any civilians since.” Who gonna tell em

[@2FreePalestineFreeYourself]

Of course not me maybe my id will 🤷

[@Izumishizue]

@ what