We all know if Batman got amnesia he’d be too busy trying to figure out why everything he owns is boobytrapped.
@rwberger6Ай бұрын
Imagine his shock going through the bat computer. "Good lord why do I have files on how I would kill all my friends! What sort of psychopath was I?"
@TaurusTheCrazyBullАй бұрын
Bruce: "I need to go to bed." Alfred: "The bedroom Is trapped I'm afraid." Bruce: "Alright, I'll just go to the bathroom and get ready for sleep then." Alfred: "No, those traps are still up." Bruce: "...The dining hall?" Alfred: "Well we're not *expecting* guests."
@Ultimate_CharizardАй бұрын
*phone rings* "Hey um, butler, Alfred was it? Listen I tried taking a book off the bookshelf in my room and it suddenly flipped around and I fell down this long chute. I'm in some kind of cave now and there's a giant computer with a clown biography and a bunch of weird stuff I'm afraid to touch in case they explode. Can you come get me or do I need to drive this very road-not-legal looking car out?"
@shahanajbegumamin319Ай бұрын
Imagine if he sees Robin "Uh... Why is a kid who is in underwear in my place? Wait he's an Orphan that i took and trained him to fight alongside me? How crazy was I?!"
@secretsecret3528Ай бұрын
I feel like he'd still act like Batman & just be super fixated on things 😁 Bruce : " Alfred I have something to say and I know it's going to sound ... implausible, however I have suspicion to believe Dick & Damian may have been indoctrinated into a cult. " Alfred : " I ... beg your pardon ?? " Bruce : " I know, it sounds absurd, but recently I managed to catch them ... sparring, but it wasn't like boxing or anything, it seemed to be martial arts of some kind, I have no idea who taught them, I certainly don't recall them going to any classes, to top it off both of them as well as Barbara have been mentioning someone, someone called Burtman or something, I haven't been able to fully hear them they've been whispering too quietly and have been ... watching me ... monitoring me maybe, either way they've been keeping me at arms length, no doubt to ensure they keep their secrets "
@TommedianАй бұрын
“Batman hates therapists” between Scarecrow, Harley Quin and Hugo Strange, that’s understandable
@Neoxon619Ай бұрын
Harley eventually turned face (kinda), so I wouldn’t use her as a point against therapist.
@Teamo86Ай бұрын
Chase Meridian is very good tho.
@oscardalmatiner8724Ай бұрын
A concerning number of his enemies are just medical professionals
@bestmind-tm2meАй бұрын
I mean... Gotham therapists are not doing great job at treating mental illness, clearly it's filled with it on this city Maybe it's way difficult than it seems
@isiahs9312Ай бұрын
Hmm clearly there needs to be more oversight of the profession in that version of earth
@vullord666Ай бұрын
This isn't a skit. It's just a colorized documentary of DC refusing to let Bruce move forward and grow from his trauma.
@InvaderToolАй бұрын
Then there’s Marvel with Spider-Man…
@disrptАй бұрын
For Marvel writers the torture and emotional torment makes him more 'relatable'. For DC writers the brooding and edgy mentally ill induced man makes him badass.
@abbaszaidi2615Ай бұрын
@@disrpt you ever realized how fucked up it is? No wonder Deadpool went insane considering Superhero stories thrive off negative stories. Like for them, their lives are basically ruled by a merciless cruel god who could erase them from existence
@nickgirdwood3082Ай бұрын
You don't understand writing at all.
@nickgirdwood3082Ай бұрын
@@disrptHave you ever actually read a comic book?
@ultragamerperson5724Ай бұрын
“Well I feel a little miffed about it, I just found out I had parents and they’re dead, so that sucks.” Bro just skipped every stage of grief and went right to acceptance. Respect.
@Wheeler590Ай бұрын
Hahaha! Yes
@caldw615Ай бұрын
Can't really grieve as much over people you don't remember to be fair.
@Killerofgods5299 күн бұрын
@@caldw615so true
@fryguy9704Ай бұрын
“Oh God! Is this a Make-a-Wish thing?” That part cracked me up
@alexcerny5881Ай бұрын
“Oh this is totally a Make-a-Wish thing”
@CaptainF123Ай бұрын
@@alexcerny5881 "I'm gonna fucking die"
@intelligentfool9024Ай бұрын
Couldn’t remember his identity, but remembers make-a-wish thing Batman’s memory has his priority straight.
@Mike5BrownАй бұрын
I was disappointed that he didn't ask what his powers were, and then double down on it being a make a wish.
@coledakers6127Ай бұрын
0:20
@jamesesterlineАй бұрын
I love that the Justice League decided to take Batman to a random public hospital instead of trying to treat him at the Hall of Justice or something
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
But I mean, does anyone know about treating injuries, like head trauma I don't think superman wanted to spend his time learning surgery.
@InvaderToolАй бұрын
Can’t Hal just create a medical expert with his ring?
@sk_hermit1809Ай бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I mean Superman got a super brain which helped him perform a surgery. Cyborg is part machine so he can hack an entire terabytes worth of medical data and perform surgery.
@nens377329 күн бұрын
Pretty sure he can't create beings with his rings and especially not a fucking doctor @@InvaderTool
@InvaderTool29 күн бұрын
@@nens3773 Eh. Worth a try.
@jordanloux3883Ай бұрын
Alfred: I don't know why, but I have this strange feeling that Master Bruce has finally found a deep internal peace that he's been searching for for decades now and he can final-aaand it's gone. Bloody hell.
@Equinox2149Ай бұрын
I can imagine him happily putting away the medical supplies and then angrily bringing it back out
@darkskull9166Ай бұрын
He's probably gonna kick supermans ass after this. Man was finally gonna be able to be a normal butler for once
@craigpeoples9883Ай бұрын
@@darkskull9166He did actually do that once so that ain't even a joke
@sagesarrazine6270Ай бұрын
Monthly Alfred process
@brendenhawley2225Ай бұрын
@@darkskull9166 yep justice league is now all going to die.
@waterking74Ай бұрын
0:19 I do not blame Batman for thinking that 🙈
@LastDreamrrАй бұрын
Almost spilled my drink with these amazing zingers 😂
@royjranimations8279Ай бұрын
He also said “ mane-a-wish “ not make a wish 2 completely different things.
@calciumnitro7693Ай бұрын
“Oh come on, that’s only entirely true.”
@BR-jw7pmАй бұрын
Love that bit 😂
@ChatoBib-uh5fhАй бұрын
My favorite line
@rainbowsomeoneАй бұрын
Mr. “In my defense, I’m horribly insensitive” would totally say that in canon, too 💀
@seal123Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@BR-jw7pmАй бұрын
@@rainbowsomeone who?!
@Bat_fan-1Ай бұрын
The worst part is: This somewhat happened in the New 52. Batman lost his memory after fighting Joker after fighting in a cabe and a slither of Lazarus went into his cracked skull and he's perffectly happy with a girlfriend and Alfred refuses to have him join the Justice League or get his memories back. Oh, and Jim Gordon was Batman.
@m05513Ай бұрын
And it ended when Bruce found out he was Batman and the city needed him (Jim couldn't handle the villain of the arc), so he forced Alfred to put him in a trauma-dump machine that gave him back the memories of the horrible life he used to have and thats how he came back.
@isiahs9312Ай бұрын
@@m05513the fuck...just let the guy be normal
@Bat_fan-1Ай бұрын
@m05513 "trauma dump machine" is the best way to possibly explain what that machine even was. I mean, why Bruce decided to go back was beyond me. He had a lovely girl and a happy life... DC just doesn't give the man a break...
@ASpaceOstrichАй бұрын
@@m05513 Why does he have that?
@m05513Ай бұрын
@@ASpaceOstrich to give someone the ability to become batman if the worst case scenario happens
@nickvang7Ай бұрын
Stop watching at 2:53 and this video is Batman's happy ending after the entirety of all his comic runs and cartoons
@brogrammerplus7683Ай бұрын
By the time I read this it was too late😭
@airacummins5076Ай бұрын
But what of his dozen children
@Raveg64Ай бұрын
Well except the part where be becomes a generic and mostly selfish billionaire...that part wouldn't be too great
@MyVanirАй бұрын
@@Raveg64 No, it would be pretty awesome. I'd be a hella lot happier if I had a buncha money in the bank.
@DemonicRemptionАй бұрын
@nickvang7 Oops.
@EclipseKirbyАй бұрын
Bats: Well then, if I really am a part of this "superhero group" thing, then what are my powers? Supes: Well uh....you don't....well you see- Bats: DEFINITELY a Make-a-Wish thing
@celestialodysseies3 күн бұрын
Peak of human abilities + High level fighting skill.
@BR-jw7pmАй бұрын
2:03 “she’s a blabbermouth! She would tell him right away!” I see what you did there! 😂
@ChouRaiyukiАй бұрын
*Tells Bruce everything in lack of voice actress*
@MusicoftheDamnedАй бұрын
@@ChouRaiyukiNow I'm just picturing her doing a bunch of American Sign Language that Bruce manages to understand despite the amnesia.
@BR-jw7pmАй бұрын
@@MusicoftheDamned well, of course! Because he’s Batman!
@ThatAsianPenguinАй бұрын
@@MusicoftheDamnedNo she communicates through brain waves that goes into people’s heads, but they just hear it as themself saying it because they can’t imagine a voice actress for her. Not even green lantern can imagine something that powerful.
@lforlightАй бұрын
You and everyone else.
@crimsonslayer6641Ай бұрын
3:05 How to make sure batman’s memory is back ( Bruce crying about his parents while the JL celebrating his memory returning is just, wow)
@AltUTimegod2006Ай бұрын
This Diana being a blabber mouth is the funniest thing ever
@BR-jw7pmАй бұрын
(Laughs in lack of voice actress)
@matheussanthiago9685Ай бұрын
And even funnier than that They used that limitation to have her inform batman of the situation off-screen, and subvert the entire conflict previously established This is good writing right here
@jordanloux3883Ай бұрын
She talks so fast it almost looks like her mouth doesn't even move at all!
@GrivehnАй бұрын
@@jordanloux3883 Superspeed talk. Only Flash and Superman would understand it. Luckily those guys are nice enough to slow down their speech when talking to other people. Unlike Diana.
@jessilynallendilla5014Ай бұрын
she's the Ferb of this show
@Fisher_FilmsАй бұрын
The random footage of GL smacking Superman at the end is great 😂
@pariahdark1892Ай бұрын
This! I'm more surprised no one is talking about it.
@barzap6190Ай бұрын
Same
@netherwarrior6113Ай бұрын
“Re-orphaned” is was not a term I was expecting to hear today
@nikidelvalleАй бұрын
I mean technically you didn't hear it... you read it.
@cadekachelmeier7251Ай бұрын
@@nikidelvalle Maybe they read out loud to themselves.
@seelcudoom1Ай бұрын
its actually happened in stories more often then you think, like Ridley killed and ate Samus parents, then when she got adopted by birds he showed up and fucking did it again
@aakashsancheti9614Ай бұрын
I mean have you seen Teen Titans Go! To the Movies, they literally re-orphaned Batman
@rafaelmartinez9259Ай бұрын
@@seelcudoom1Jeez-
@AxeMan808Ай бұрын
"Cries in re-orphaned" OH SHIT I ALMOST MISSED THAT!!!
@Player-eq6fgАй бұрын
He had batcancer, and now he has *BATDEMENTIA!*
@paulyguitary7651Ай бұрын
I’d go with *BATMAMNESIA*
@ChouRaiyukiАй бұрын
Batmentia?
@potatoheadpokemario1931Ай бұрын
I thought he had regular cancer, and not lego cancer
@MT-ek9teАй бұрын
NEXT EPISODE: BATCOVID 😂😂😂
@Fisher_FilmsАй бұрын
Classic Zarbar
@guilhermeteodosio40Ай бұрын
"WW is a babblermouth, she'd tell him right away" That delivery was good, sounded like he genuinely cared for her being a gossiper
@ClickRespawnАй бұрын
"Is this a make a wish thing" 💀
@frenzalrhomb6919Ай бұрын
At Generic Hospital it's always "make a wish day"
@ArtisticPandemoniumАй бұрын
he should’ve asked for john cena although he might not have been able to see him
@dogmax.Ай бұрын
I mean ,if I wake up in the hospital and the first thing I see is a group of superheroes that would be my reaction too
@TydePod16Ай бұрын
@@dogmax. Especially considering Wonder Woman
@dogmax.Ай бұрын
@@TydePod16 why?
@evereethingplayyz8509Ай бұрын
“Cries in re-orphaned” 😂😂😂😂😂
@edmg7Ай бұрын
“I mean by the way you guys describe it it seems like I was stuck in this infinite loop of pain and depression that you guys just kind of enabled.” “Oh come on that’s only entirely true.” That made me laugh way harder than expected.
@donovanlarsen7982Ай бұрын
I mean, this is Batman. If the Justice League *did* attempt an intervention, Batman would probably just hold them at metaphorical gunpoint with his contingency plans.
@INLIGHTOFHISTORTYANDOTHE-px7mfАй бұрын
But they threw him back in when he had the opportunity to move past the past and move on with his life as a better person, Batman clearly needs help and better friends Or should I say Bruce Wayne since that is his true name.
@devonwilliams5738Ай бұрын
"Oh Come on, that's only entirely true" is the best clapback.
@TreyC68Ай бұрын
Superman:No no the league is fucked after this Green Arrow:Yeah it’s not like you know any other superhero with billions of dollars on hand Green Lantern:For the last time Ollie we aren’t accepting some guy with a bow and arrow Green Arrow:But I’m really good with it! Please just give me a chance
@TydePod16Ай бұрын
They could bring Catman back from the dead!
@abiodunsulaiman2297Ай бұрын
Ollie you lose all your money in half of your stories
@InvaderToolАй бұрын
Can’t Aquaman finance them? He is a king after all.
@manchesterunitedno7Ай бұрын
Yeah, and Superman has invaluable treasure troves just pilling up in his Fortress of Solitude. While WW is a princess/ambassador from an ancient country. Not to mention Aquaman is a king of rich underwater country. Each of superheroes could actually help financing Justice League. We are not even talking about Booster Gold yet.
@piercemchugh4509Ай бұрын
@@InvaderToolonly in Atlantis. Somehow I doubt they use credit cards.
@SB-qm5wgАй бұрын
1:10 lol F that. I'm doing that anymore 🤣
@bigyoshi5170Ай бұрын
Bruce spent too much time on Reddit looking at Arkham Aslume, no amount of prep time can save his mind now.
@ashuraomega1000Ай бұрын
His brain rotted away from the Joker beatboxing
@devourerofsouls4079Ай бұрын
Is this how man was borned
@stoptheohiomemesАй бұрын
It’s called the Ham Aslume
@stoptheohiomemesАй бұрын
@@ashuraomega1000He’s called the Jonkler
@frenzalrhomb6919Ай бұрын
* Asylum
@01100101011100100111Ай бұрын
"You weren't curious why you were wearing a cowl?" "I don't know, I just figured my face was like that." Even when he's lost his memories completely, his tabula rasa brain considers his batman mask to be his true face.
@melvinfranco2142Ай бұрын
Tell me you're a psychologist without telling me you're a psychologist.
@aaritmitra625Ай бұрын
Joker: "Wait, a metal pipe was the answer for beating Batman? Why didn't I think of that?"
@frenzalrhomb6919Ай бұрын
"Why didn't YOU think of that?" Amnesia, I guess.
@rwberger6Ай бұрын
Funny fact, in batmans failsafe files on how to take out the justice league members, his own file on himself basically says to just shoot him since physically he's only a regular human.
@sebastiancoar1991Ай бұрын
Except that time when the Joker turned him into the mouth of Sauron.
@RipplisticАй бұрын
@@rwberger6Didn’t it say to use his family to goad him then the gun part?
@cyechan50Ай бұрын
uhh.... well about that..
@DXDragon38Ай бұрын
Quick Flash, run back in time and stop Superman from hitting him with a Pipe! Bruce still would pay for everything!
@pokefire953Ай бұрын
And thus another flashpoint was created
@JentaCookieCatАй бұрын
I love the idea that Batman thought it was a Make-A-Wish thing. Like the doctors weren’t going to tell him he was dying, but this was the best way to do it. ‘Let’s just make his wish Come true, then we’ll tell him he has terminal cancer.’
@Cn-yy8ulАй бұрын
Lego terminal cancer?
@rickysciretta5024Ай бұрын
@@Cn-yy8ul no, no, just regular terminal cancer
@tzargАй бұрын
or the idea that for Make-A-Wish in Marvel they bring in real superheros
@KogworksАй бұрын
The funny thing is that Bruce actually did lose his memories for a while in the comics and IIRC it did make him happier.
@rcbmmines4579Ай бұрын
Yeah in Endgame, even got back with his original love interest Julie Madison, but he chose to get his memories back to save Gotham.
@Tombramba_01Ай бұрын
Like whenever Caleb polymorphs.
@justgotta7700Ай бұрын
2:03 the high def pic of Wonder Woman while the rest is animated is such a spongebob moment🤣
@thegreatandterrible4508Ай бұрын
She's a blabber mouth
@tedharris7105Ай бұрын
"Cries in Re-Orphaned" That's *fucked* up 🤣
@Supreme_creme_jizzlerАй бұрын
“We were just talking about uhh… the economy” “Well I’m excited to f*** that up” 💀💀💀
@SolesteamАй бұрын
2:05 I don't get why they don't tell him he's also the one who sponsors the whole superhero business and allows them to keep tabs on cosmic tier threats that no other earthly force can deal with... And that he's the ingenious strategist that puts their powers to best use anyway... And wonder woman, the only one with a functioning brain (minus amnesiac batman) in that group I guess, tells him.
@DtitilatorАй бұрын
Missed the opportunity to visit the long-standing joke of Batman not having superpowers. - Superman : "Trust me Bruce you're a superhero like the rest of us. You just have to remember." - Batman : "Sweet, then what's my superpower?" - Superman : .... "Let's not get into details right now."
@timothycarney9652Ай бұрын
To be fair going by how stoked he was to be a billionaire, answering 'Money' would have been a great choice too.
@DtitilatorАй бұрын
@timothycarney9652 The billionaire realization could've easily come after facing the fact he actually had no powers to begin with, which actually helps reinforce his decision to just enjoy his wealth rather than go around "playing" superhero.
@timothycarney9652Ай бұрын
@@Dtitilator Huh, you know superpowers never came up at all, Amnesiac batman could just assume none of them had powers either.
@kuronanestimareАй бұрын
"Your first super power is that you're a Trillionaire." 'What's so super about that?' "Well I mean, you can wipe your ass with Microsoft Stocks and lose maybe a hundred thousandth of your worth. Your second super power is you're also a really great inventor-" 'You mean like Flying Cars, Curing Cancer?' "Nonono, I mean like secret spy planes, automobiles that basically function like tanks on wheels, a suit that's basically power armor-" 'Sounds more like my Super Power is just being the Military Industrial Complex. Why haven't I taken over the world yet?" *Nervous laughter from everyone present because they realize he could conquer the world in a few hours if he genuinely wanted to.*
@___idkАй бұрын
lol yh
@juiyersh3668Ай бұрын
Superman talking about how the video will end in 1:40 is not 4th wall crushing, he just planned to hit Batman at that moment 😅
@wyatt8315Ай бұрын
Love how he still keeps the cowl on even in the hospital
@dazzlethestar151Ай бұрын
Gotta preserve your secret identity, even when you forget who you are.
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
He is millionaire, he could bribe the nurses to keep is secret identity or the nurse could appreciate what he does and left the cow on.
@NoahDonohue-p9kАй бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Did you just suggest that someone with no idea that he has a secret to keep bribed the nurses?
@erikkennedy8725Ай бұрын
If he didn't, we couldn't tell him apart from Superman.
@TheShizzlemopАй бұрын
@@NoahDonohue-p9k the doctors kept it on out of respect, obviously.
@wasntwasАй бұрын
"cries in re-orphaned." is the funniest thing ive read in a while.
@frenzalrhomb6919Ай бұрын
"Generic Hospital?" Yeah, I remember that show!!
@michaelandreipalon359Ай бұрын
So, Justice League cartoon?
@frenzalrhomb6919Ай бұрын
@@michaelandreipalon359 Only if you watched daytime TV in the 1970s.
@Riley_MundtАй бұрын
@@frenzalrhomb6919It's still on daytime TV today, for some reason.
@ozmasterofmasks5838Ай бұрын
1:34 At least you ain't yellowjacket....he was clearly having a dissociative personality disorder after being exposed to chemicals and the rest of the avengers were like....Kay I guess
@ahlpym22 күн бұрын
And his girlfriend was like “Quick, I better marry him before he remembers who he is and chickens out.”
@plucas1Ай бұрын
Green Lantern's Lead Pipe is the most valuable member of the team. And this just proves it once again.
@empoleonmaster6709Ай бұрын
"Everyone's got a rock limit"
@zagobelimАй бұрын
"cries in re-orphaned" was especially clever
@timebolt8836Ай бұрын
This is why Batman wear spandex masks instead of protective headgear. HE WANTS TO FORGET
@geardog24Ай бұрын
“But Batman hates therapists and spending money.” Even more than clowns 🤡
@nchldmnАй бұрын
If Batman had prep time, he could have avoided losing his memory
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
If batman had prep time he would have retire already.
@ChaffyExpertАй бұрын
Yeah.... It's called a helmet.
@thesoniczone11Ай бұрын
He already had a machine that was capable of giving him back all of his memories, for the sole purpose of allowing anyone in the future to become "Batman" if needed.
@chrisbeynon8700Ай бұрын
This might be my favourite Solid JJ video
@TaymooshieАй бұрын
bro, has this smitty gamer sub 3:16
@UnrealisticArgumentАй бұрын
Ayo it’s Smi7y!
@Centuri0n24Ай бұрын
Smitty gaming
@bewareofthemАй бұрын
What?
@brenolk4642Ай бұрын
Everyone’s Favorite Canadian Milkbag
@rileytherobloxian4409Ай бұрын
Also guacamole gamer fart 9000 from Russian badger
@blubros-ohhАй бұрын
"yah we did it" while batman is remembering every horrible thing ever
@meunomeelucas8489Ай бұрын
The most accurate Batman thing is him thinking his face was always the cowl.
@megamanbrandonАй бұрын
"Oh come on, that's only entirely true" I cried.
@occidziggys9496Ай бұрын
"she's a blabbermouth she would tell him right away" *Wonder woman staring into the void*
@j.r.tomlin4265Ай бұрын
1:00 in is the best "im a billionaire then what the f am i doing here"
@captaincritter6173Ай бұрын
Green lantern: “I don’t think I’ve seen him smile like that before.” Harley: “l mean at least he wasn’t laughing.”
@raven-from-above6754Ай бұрын
I see what you did there😊
@sloaner404Ай бұрын
“While I’m wiping my tears with $100 bills” is something I’ll never get to say
@NectarNapperАй бұрын
Batman finally comes to his senses
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
What if batman became evil after that, you know a double twist.
@ItsWithAQsirАй бұрын
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw but it's the bizarre evil batman, so it kinda equals out
@dark6.6E-34Ай бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw yeah hell commit tax fraud
@Need_RnRАй бұрын
And then proceeds to let the entire world get utterly f****king FUBAR**** .... GOOD JOB TEAM!! WE _SAAAAVED_ DA W0RLLLLD!!! 😎😎😎
@abdelali9279Ай бұрын
Superman was like, "Without the Bats, justice has no punchline" or something, here's a lead pipe to the head Bruce
@brenlc1412Ай бұрын
1:57 Gee, it’s not like one of you can fly so fast they can reverse the Earth’s rotation and another can run so fast they can TRAVEL THROUGH TIME! THINK CLARK!
@EnheTook50BenadrylАй бұрын
is this canon
@Boltofbrilliance122Ай бұрын
Reversing the earth's rotation really mean going back in time
@wr5488Ай бұрын
I think Batman is the only dude there who can’t just willingly time travel at the drop of a hat lol
@EnheTook50BenadrylАй бұрын
@@wr5488 can wonder woman do that?
@TheArklyteАй бұрын
Reversing rotation was a visual effect implying that Superman had gone FTL and was able to get a minute into the past.
@HappyZ3braАй бұрын
That hit from Superman felt personal😂😂😂
@researcherchameleon4602Ай бұрын
“Oh come on, that’s only entirely true” Not even trying to hide it
@FluxCrazyGamingАй бұрын
1:28 So true, love how Green Lantern says "That's only entirely true", no one tries to stop Bruce being Batman despite obviously being fueled by trauma and pain to pursue the ideal to make Gotham safer, to make crime pay (despite bashing on criminals with similar mental states, who could easily be depicted as vigilante's like himself, they just do worse in some regards - and the criminals don't for the most part get proper treatments or help to rehabilitate and end up Batman's punching bags again) A loop indeed. But, if Batman can get out of every trap known to man - surely amnesia will not stop the Caped Crusader.
@DW9427Ай бұрын
2:21 Hal was definitely not in the mood after the last DC video 💀
@voltsiano116Ай бұрын
"Wiping my tears with hundred-dollar bills" is a good one. XD
@MocitaАй бұрын
There actually was an episode of 'The Batman' where he did have amnesia, and forgot everything about being Batman. With the help of Alfred and his natural instincts, he recovered in record time.
@lexcelius6921Ай бұрын
Also in the Comics he loses them only to Remember after a Coversation with a Jack Napier(Joker who also had Amnesia at the Time) in the Gotham Park. What made Bruce Remember was a another one of his Rogues attacking what made the Joker Remember was Bruce Wordlessly Solemnly leaving to go become Batman again
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthАй бұрын
*Fun Fact:* Scientists have found the human brain has the capacity to perfectly remember EVERYTHING that happens to it. Us "forgetting" stuff is a survival mechanism to help us overcome trauma and prioritize information. Indeed, if our memories are TOO good, our recollections of painful events become exactly as potent as actually experiencing the event. This is a plausible explanation for why Batman is both an excellent detective and entirely unable to escape his childhood trauma. SOURCE: A documentary I watched on a woman with (scientifically verified) perfect memory. Scans of her brain found it resembled an average mind with mild obsessive tendencies.
@semicedevine6918Ай бұрын
Thanks for the info, I want to come back to this comment
@MisclicktАй бұрын
"Cries in re-orphaned"
@TydePod16Ай бұрын
It happens to the best of us
@RatgibbonАй бұрын
"What, Wonder Woman, she's a blabbermouth." * Wonder Woman nods in lack of voice actress *
@zorafails9200Ай бұрын
Green Lantern has inspired me to also carry a metal pipe everywhere I go to be prepared for something like this
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
No joke my mom uses needles She works at night and arrives at 3 am at home.
@TheZeroNeonixАй бұрын
Wonder Woman, a blabbermouth. lol. I love that joke.
@velocity5249Ай бұрын
Clark: “She’s a blabbermouth!” Diana:**offended Lynda Carter face**
@filipstudenyАй бұрын
Batman with amnesia is seriously creepy, from his point of view he could see himself as a serial killer - He goes out in the night to hunt criminals - Has a secret dungeon - He stalks numerous people and keeps detailed files about their lives - Wears a mask and has numerous tools that allow him to bypass numerous security devices and protocols - Gotham PD overlooks his crimes and even provides him with crucial information about Gotham citizens - Has a symbol that brings fear into people, newspapers and city officials call him Batman - There are lots of people trying to reveal his identity - Numerous criminals end up in the hospital beaten after being attacked in their homes or random alley - Many criminal organizations have united and tried to trap him in order to stop him, but he always manages to escape
@King_PaperBag10 күн бұрын
Counter point He's batman
@sdgdhpmbpАй бұрын
Batman getting over his angst? What next? Spiderman not suffering? These are the golden rules of comic book writing, guys. You can't joke about it.
@Broomer52Ай бұрын
that happened once in the comics. Batman and Joker get caught in a horrible accident while fighting. Batman loses his memory and even after Alfred fills him in Bruce doesn't care like he used to because the pain of his trauma was gone. At the same time Joker didn't have anyone to fill him in so he just became a regular mentally unstable man. Bruce and Joker even meet each other as total stranger in a park. Joker realizes he's Bruce and asks him to save the park because when he woke up with no memory The Park made him feel at peace and he liked to sit next to the pond and feed the fish. The pond recently got infested with parasite that were killing the fish and this was very literally all he had left. He brought a gun with him because Joker was thinking about just ending it all because of how terrible the world is. It was all very touching and kinda sad. Because without their trauma both would just be regular people and probably be good friends
@davidwuhrer6704Ай бұрын
First rule: Nobody ever dies in comics. Except Uncle Ben. And Gwen Stacy. And Peter's Parents. And Bruce Wayne's parents. And …
@_Glory_to_GodАй бұрын
I expected Batman to get hit by Superman, and then the heartbeat monitor announced dead.
@rRD1496Ай бұрын
Prep-TimeMan would have a contingency for amnesia
@timothycarney9652Ай бұрын
Unfortunately he didn't have a contingency for his allies taking him to a random hospital rather then his lair.
@xenomorph_636Ай бұрын
cries in re-orphaned is crazy 💀
@Sir_QuirrelАй бұрын
Love how Batman loses his memory and the capitalist within him immediately takes the steering wheel without even a second passing after he learned he was a Billionaire
@maninthemask6275Ай бұрын
He isn’t a billionaire though at most he’s got hundreds of millions and most of these is probably tied up in Wayne tech.
@pauldzimАй бұрын
I don't think billionaires think about money that much, apart from the power that it gives them
@eight-cloudspurple5871Ай бұрын
@@maninthemask6275 In one of the comics Lex stated that Waynetech and LexCorp generate an economy that is 95% of US GDP... Those 2 are making trillions.
@anonymousskunkАй бұрын
Capitalism is great. You should involve yourself in it. It will improve your life dramatically. That is, if you can provide anything of value.
@Broomer52Ай бұрын
@@anonymousskunk humanitarians keep insisting humans have inherent value so i don't think it's that hard to provide value to your country
@tweedledeevineАй бұрын
The Superman "Yeah this is not gonna work" sounded like fucking SwaggerSouls And I love it
@misteral9045Ай бұрын
Years of not paying for Wonder Woman's VA has finally paid off with a funny joke. I actually laughed.
@BromineBlues-om7yfАй бұрын
Batman's mask would have prevented the nurses from checking his neck for any scarring or airway obstruction, his cervical spine's level of support, any cyanosis on the lips and ESPECIALLY from checking his eyes' reactivity to visual stimuli and light... Ain't no one completing a primary survey on this man
@suryasingh9738Ай бұрын
3:11 He hit Superman with a tennis racket I'm dead 💀.
@dazzlethestar151Ай бұрын
It's retaliation for hitting Bruce with the pipe after he said he'd pay for everything.
@BazukinBelyugovichАй бұрын
What possible context can there be for that clip XD
@KillrbladezАй бұрын
@@BazukinBelyugovich Mind control probably.
@TydePod16Ай бұрын
I wonder what lore reason has made Hal the sensible one
@suryasingh9738Ай бұрын
@@TydePod16 Usually Barry seems more sensible than Hal.
@blankedout1862Ай бұрын
Love how Batman forgot his secret identity and his entire life but remembered what Make-a-Wish is
@walker4884Ай бұрын
The mask stays on during amnesia
@lg6884Ай бұрын
Reminds me of how when Bruce suddenly reappeared after his Endgame with Joker (I think during New 52) he had no memory was happy, and then a not crazy Joker begged him not to change. Only for him to use a machine to basically system restore himself back to being Batman.
@prod.icemarissoАй бұрын
Turning on that bell was definitely a great idea
@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864Ай бұрын
"Oh come on that's only entirely true!" I will be using this in irl conversations
@MatthewMurdock-b5iАй бұрын
3:09 cries in re orphaned 😂😂
@kallansnodgrass654011 күн бұрын
3:07 Honorable mentioned when Superman says we did it Batman is like it is you know this one 😢 do this one 🤨 I feel like in my mind Batman will say what what do you mean we did it you the one that hit me me in the head with a steel pipe
@MatthewMurdock-b5i11 күн бұрын
@@kallansnodgrass6540 yeah 😂
@Jokrd00dАй бұрын
“I mean it’s a head injury and my masks still on I-i eh don’t think you took me to the best place .” LMAO
@timothycarney9652Ай бұрын
I like to think that Batman had a contingency for this sort of thing- EXCEPT for the poor quality healthcare and choices of the other heroes, IE if they took him to the bat cave alfred would just have a list of instructions on how to treat him without revealing his identity and possibly getting his memories back, but NONE of the rest of league thought of that and just immediately took him to a hospital
@captaincritter6173Ай бұрын
Oh, God, don’t remind him of his childhood trauma. Oh Wait, never mind too late.
@seal123Ай бұрын
The predictability of the punchline made him smacking him with the metal pipe even funnier 💀
@Boskus-d2sАй бұрын
3:05 “OH MY GOD MY PARENT ARE F@CKING DEAD”
@EnheTook50BenadrylАй бұрын
great comment man literally just quoting the video but adding a typo
@mehboob9101Ай бұрын
Other league Member: YAY LETS GO!!!!!!
@edgarcastaneda2207Ай бұрын
the idea of batman losing his memory,being happy for a bit and the drag him back in feels like it was taken from a comic book
@timothycarney9652Ай бұрын
Not the same thing but check out the justice league episode "for the man who has everything" Superman gets trapped by a alien plant that induces a dream of your ideal world, at one point it latches on to batman and he gets a version of the night his parents died where his dad successfully fights off the guy who would kill them, only for the fight to turn against his dad as his friends try to free him.
@OnceIRevertToAnEggIMustАй бұрын
This reminds me of that time that Harley Quinn gave someone Cancer
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
Yes, with a random cancer ray gun. The guy didn't bother to attack Harley, he just went out to pass the rest of the summer with his kids
@jaspertyler4557Ай бұрын
@@AgnesBooth-zu7twto be specific, they were at Wayne Tower, and the guy was wondering if his kids would want to see him for Christmas when he was a criminal.
@BrutustolfoАй бұрын
The most unrealistic part about this is how Bat-Man doesn't have a backup contingency plan for if this happens
@theantshop8395Ай бұрын
“She’s a blabbermouth” hit me hard lmao
@puppygamein8826 күн бұрын
3:00 bro why do they celebrate when Batman said my parents are fucking dead that’s crazy💀💀
@MrMonkey2475Ай бұрын
‘Why did you have superman hit me’ 😂
@RoadieDohАй бұрын
"Cries in re-orphaned" bro
@RecordspinАй бұрын
2:10 this is what happened to Goblin Jr isn’t it?
@Phenomenal_KazVrАй бұрын
Yeah Face first by the way😂
@MrGemHunterАй бұрын
I like how Diana had the whole thing solved offscreen