Batman's War on Hate Crime

Batman get's a call from Commissioner Gordon with news that his fight against crime has just expanded BIG TIME. How will he handle it? Not well, these are parodies. You knew that. It's gonna go comedically wrong. Again, you knew that. Silly goose.
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[@Solidjj]

Btw these are AI upscaled images, not AI art :p

[@PosiWritesStories]

It’s really sad that Generative AI has become so prevalent that stuff like this has to be clarified now.

[@glocc_johnny8689]

Hi JJ, 0:09 “Aggrement”

[@OhhCrapGuy]

The reason that people mistake them for each other is actually that Generative AI images are typically upscaled at the end of the process, so a few of the visual indicators that people interpret as being "AI Art" are actually just indicators of AI upscaling. (But many of them are actually indicators of generative AI trash)

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

@@PosiWritesStories AI upscaling is also a form of generative AI, in fact AI art algorithms stemmed from AI upscaling ones.

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

Why do you guys bitch and moan about AI when it's used like this? It isn't hurting anything.

[@TonyBamboozled]

"Segregation among races is a horrible ideology in both theory and practice." - Evil Batman

[@Infernal460]

I mean... At this point...

[@gustavofoxy1]

​@@Infernal460No, stop, don't do it man...

[@ratzelbarreto2070]

There a video of German man going to different parts of the world and loves all the people he meet. But when his lify hood and country gets flooded by the same group of people he meets, he goes full Hit and says I wasn't racist but the fail politcan made me this way.

[@overnight3741]

it's all coming together now.

[@destroyerofeps2714]

@@Infernal460 y'all getting way too comfy

[@Zer0d00d]

Most Batman villains ARE mentally ill, but the majority of mentally ill people are NOT Batman villains... yet.

[@seafoaaam]

not that they'd tell u

[@jeremygeller9145]

sounds to me like the mentally ill are just not trying hard enough

[@chaosenforcerdhm969]

Batman is mentally ill can’t commit a hate crime against what you are

[@illbeyourmonster1959]

A lot of them are their own worst enemies though.

[@seansmith6255]

​@illbeyourmonster1959 you're your own worst enemy harvey

[@thebatpig8424]

Robin just being a guy in his 30s Batman constantly treats like a child is the funniest thing to me

[@andrewbarone3781]

Robin's basically just Barnacle Boy at this point.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Mermaidman would approve... Course, I'm pretty sure this has resulted in Barnacleboy going rouge once, and a few Robins hitting their edgy phase.

[@CyanRooper]

Robin said in a previous video that he's 25.

[@tlst94]

How's that even possible? Shouldn't he have become Night Wing and passed the Robin mantle to younger kids?

[@king_halcyon]

20s*

[@AVeryRandomDot]

Batman explaining birth to Robin has to be one of the most out of place things but makes sense at the same time

[@Gota0014]

he'd rather have the awkward sex talk with Robin then explain how he's not bigoted because his villains are mentally ill

[@The_Jumping_Box]

Alfred, give birth to robin 😎

[@Flow-kl4ld]

I think it’s a defense mechanism at this point.

[@andersasblom6452]

@@The_Jumping_Box "But master Bruce I... Very well sir."

[@Femaiden]

Alfred begins the process, because that is his job.

[@0xCAFEF00D]

Batman isn't wrong. That blinker blinked.

[@TheTimurdempire]

Lol

[@3lloGuvner]

Typical blinker behaviour, can't trust em i tell ya

[@piplupfan5106]

Hey man, don't use the hard R.

[@Mereologist]

@@piplupfan5106 Only blinkas get to use that word!

[@Grag235]

@@3lloGuvner Why are you so Blinkist?

[@ivanbluecool]

Luckily that pharmacy hired Harley Quinn to take care of all the Arkham patients

[@mingthan7028]

💀💀💀💀

[@Weirdman20]

🤨

[@newhybrid101]

She can take care of me bruh And if tries something violent i can handle her easily,i am 260lbs bro

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

And everything comes down for Harley when The Joker, of all Arkham patients, explains how he got his scars.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Unironically, I'm pretty sure she's qualified. She was licensed before the whole "Joker's punching bag" thing, right?

[@ByronChou17]

"We wouldn't categorize that as a targeted prejudice right?"

[@andrewmat]

1:43 catagorize*

[@deatheater6222]

@@andrewmat no

[@ProsecutorZekrom]

@@andrewmat No, actually you're wrong here. Even though that spelling is closer to how you say it. English isn't a phonetic language even though it might seem like it on the surface.

[@aname4390]

They shouldn't cause batman targets them for terrorism on the city.

[@dan_asd]

@@andrewmat cetegorize*

[@Neilhammond64]

Batman: I am a victim of a hate crime! Mr Terrific: That's not what a hate crime is. Batman: Well I hated it!

[@Xander081987]

If you use the definition provided in this video, it actually was a hate crime.

[@Wertsir]

“Billionaires are the most persecuted minority on earth” -Billionaire Bruce Wayne, probably.

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

Hate crimes are crimes that I hate

[@Xander081987]

@@Wertsir More like the most powerful minority that commits the most hatecrimes. Except for bruce of course. He's chill.

[@BigHailFan]

@wertsir would orphans be a minority?

[@tomc.5704]

The call from Robin's perspective: Batman: Hold that thought Robin, someone's calling us on the Bat-Phone! // Hello Commissioner. What seems to be the problem? Batman: That's great Batman: Of course, whatever I can do to help my men in blue Batman: ...Yeah no no--I'm right here. I just- I- think you need to be a little bit more specific. Batman: I mean aren't all crimes technically hate crimes? Batman: What's that? Batman: Oh. Yeah I don't wanna get political... Batman: Fine, fine, alright, how bad is it? Batman: What and they don't? Batman: Well that sounds like it kind of resolved itself. Batman: Did he happen to leave a riddle? A riddle. Did he leave a riddle at the scene of the crime? Or, or sheet music? Or a flower? Something that would lead me to the next clue? Batman: Then I got to be honest with you I'm stumped. Batman: Speaking of which commissioner, can I ask you something off the books? Batman: Well it's just that all this talk about _hate crimes_ and you know, people getting targeted for being minorities, uh, just got me thinking -- w-would you consider the mentally ill to be a minority? Batman: Well I'm just going down the list of my rouges gallery and I'm realizing that most of, if not all of them are severely mentally ill. I mean it's getting to a point where they opened a pharmacy in Arkham. Well I was just there the other day, I'm having problems with my--you know what let's not talk about that. But uh-we wouldn't categorize that as like, a targeted prejudice, right? Batman: Commissioner? Batman: Fuckin' Blinker.

[@keithklassen5320]

Rogue is a bad person. Rouge is a colour. People in this comment section need to learn how to properly discriminate between colours,.... wait a second....

[@SodaPopBarbecue]

@@keithklassen5320 Mrs. Anne-Marie Lebeau would be to differ that "Rogue is a bad person" /jk

[@jmm394]

Ah English, thanks again for having so many sets of words with the same spelling but different meanings

[@SimonBuchanNz]

​@@jmm394Blame the French for that one.

[@calliecalamity8787]

​@@jmm394 Ro-gue and Rou-ge are spelt differently.

[@helios_is_my_name]

"I tried explaining that to them but then they just started beating up each other." Thats genuinely such a hilarious joke I love it.

[@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н]

Batman, you don't beat up mentally ill, you fight criminally insane. You've said that yourself.

[@olliegoria]

"Criminally insane" just sounds like a subcategory of "mentally ill"

[@battlesheep2552]

Just remember that mental illness does not justify hurting others and Batman is fully justified in bringing a stop to them

[@ActuallySatan]

The difference between Batman and most of his rogues is that he's insane while they're criminally insane. And only one of those is prosecutable.

[@GarkKahn]

Well on his defense he tries to stop them, not harm them in any way

[@reallyoriginalname1221]

​@@olliegoriatechnically it is. being criminally insane means someone was so mentally ill, they couldn't know that they were committing a crime. It's often used in insanity pleas. And some of them are, like pyg. However, while most of Batman's criminals are intensely mentally ill, it doesn't mean he isn't justified in stopping them. After all, their still holding a fucking gun, maybe Batman wouldn't have to beat the shit out of them if Arkham did its fucking job or the state finally gave a few the death penalty. You'd think the insanity plea would stop working after crane and jokers 3rd act of chemical warfare

[@ughugh3767]

1:20 He blinked GET HIM!

[@ChiefWombatCuddler]

God damned blinkers

[@darkmega97]

Good on Batman for not taking shit from a blinker

[@DerBurgerAmOst]

bro Blinker Lives Matter smh

[@WarioWareFan01010]

I love how each of these videos just open to Batman explaining how babies are made to Robin. Maybe the next one should have Batman explaining it to either Batgirl or Commissioner Gordon.

[@eneasantoni1181]

It would be even funnier if he explained it to them at the same time

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

@@eneasantoni1181To the father and daughter duo. 😅

[@TreyC68]

Batman:And that is how babies are made Gordon:Batman I’m a grown man with a wife and a daughter of course I know how babies are made

[@heyitsjustaz]

I like the implication that between videos he's just constantly explaining it to him now

[@luckyy3691]

​@@TreyC68"Well then let me teach your daughter, whom i have a completely platonic and professional relationship with 👁️👄👁️"

[@luckywolf3399]

I read the title as Batman’s war crimes

[@Jon-Rimmer]

Both are accurate

[@lucacolazzo7455]

True

[@jessemillington8687]

Glad I'm not the only one lmao

[@BurgerBoy9001]

If it was, this video would be hours long.

[@mattovoTV]

yup, exactly what i did, boy was i suprised by the video

[@gyroownstheworld]

"Batman, when I'm taking about 'hate crime'," "Sample text"

[@TheOneAndOnlySame]

Fucking blinkers man, they're everywhere

[@wanderlustwarrior]

I'd have to imagine that in a world of still images, people who can blink would be in the minority.

[@HellishSpoon]

thats actually real clever

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

@@HellishSpoon It's not a very clever comment. There's a comma missing. The phrase "in a world of still images" is a parenthetical remark that should appear sandwiched between two bracketing commas. They typed the one at the end of it, but not the starting one. Pretty disappointing if you ask me.

[@leoallison636]

@@TheGrammarPolice7 Really writing that much over a single comma, you are a grammar nazi, not the grammar police

[@feathered_turtle]

@@TheGrammarPolice7bro is the grammar fbi lmao

[@darkphoenix2745]

​@@TheGrammarPolice7Acktually, saying "sandwiched between" isn't really clever and is also redundant ☝️🤓

[@shaerick6867]

Riddle me this, Batman, how can it be a hate crime if I love doing it?

[@BR-jw7pm]

Dammit Gordon! Batman’s expertise is super villainy, not reguler crimes!

[@Deathmare235]

His parents were killed in a regular crime and kinda the reason he’s batman

[@CyanRooper]

​@@Deathmare235It is kinda ironic how most of the time we see him fighting supervillains and trying to stop the world or the universe from ending instead of preventing the same sort of crime that killed his parents from happening.

[@GiacomoSorbi]

"Hate crimes" are more often than not "non crimes", more like "someone said hurty words and I want to frame him with a poorly defined law".

[@jac6548]

don't even get him started on the regulest crimes

[@enderluckjarmg985]

​@@GiacomoSorbi lmao?

[@Nixionic]

0:36 Gordon was so shocked by Batman's idiocy that he reverted back to his sample text

[@armandoromero5558]

dropping BLINKER with a hard R, what a mad-lad!

[@jessemillington8687]

"F#$%ing blinker." 😂😂

[@Cyro_Snow]

I’m starting to think Batman is taking the wrong drugs from the pharmacy

[@ravenstar1397]

💀

[@ZubsUms]

Batman : i fight in the dark Racist: i fight the dark Edit : didn't think my joke was that funny but thx I guess 😃

[@FungusFindersBeware]

NO

[@kaiji4419]

Batman: I fight the darkness of society Racist: I fight the darkness of society

[@holeefuk1087]

​@@FungusFindersBewarewhy not?

[@punishedwhirligig3353]

Sora: ok twitter let me explain

[@idunno121]

Badass

[@wentang9803]

0:09 haha he spelt agreement wrong, point and laugh

[@TylevGD]

ha

[@Thaereos12]

lol

[@KylerMaxxing]

😂😂😂

[@mattdavis9601]

He's a blinker. What did you expect?

[@ReverendV92]

Batman explaining sex to Robin is your own version of the Monty Python police gag.

[@milkiassamuel780]

1:50 Wow didn't think Batman was a Blink-phobe

[@keithklassen5320]

Classic Stare-bait.

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

Dude blinkers cause real issues. Sample text.

[@Marconius6]

Okay but "blinker" is definitely an old-timey insult for something though

[@louiswebtser]

1:49

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"Batman, when I say 'hate crimes', I'm talking about like crimes targeted at minorities."_ The original Batman serial has a prejudice against Japanese people, considering that it came out in the 1940s where WW2 is at its heights.

[@goggles8691]

"I miss the good old days back when Batman was racist and still used guns to kill people"

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Not everyone in the 1940s hated Japanese people.

[@kameronmyles2013]

To be fair the japenese had worse prejedice against literally anyone that wasnt japenese..

[@sdgdhpmbp]

@@kameronmyles2013 To be fair to who, exactly? The racists? Just because these views are old norms or victims come from a country that's super prejudiced doesn't mean you can hold that against them. Japan's warcrimes were a fucking lot, but "slap a jap" and concentration camps aren't the answer.

[@lolasdm6959]

@@kameronmyles2013 still do

[@jewelsdragonfly]

Batman: Oh Starfire, youre here! Let me explain..... Robin: NO STOP!!

[@ozmasterofmasks5838]

0:55 If only every hate crime could be resolved like this😂😂😂

[@Geostelar4920]

I mean what did the police expect Batman to do if there were literally no clues left behind at the scene of the crime

[@CrimePaint]

Batman casually rick-rolling Robin with the Birds&Bees lecture is hilarious.

[@mrsamaritan6881]

There is no such thing as "hate crime. There is only crime... and Batman's justice!

[@Navonex]

Gotham problems with hate crime Implies that Evil Batman has solved Hate crime.

[@GarkKahn]

Maybe people actually started liking it

[@mattwo7]

0:42 Just for anyone who wants to point out he punched Nazis, this is a version of _silver age_ Batman from an alternate version of Earth-One, the Batman who punched Nazis was golden age Batman from Earth-Two. They are not the same character.

[@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii]

WE HAD TWO BATMAN ???!!!???

[@louiswebtser]

@@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii52

[@SlimyGreenSlime]

Alternative start could be how Robin was actually thankful to Batman for explaining birth because he's only familiar with how Tamaraneans do it given his relations with Starfire.

[@melvinfranco2142]

That would be more terrifying than you'd think.

[@JoshSmith-ff8dw]

Around blinkers, never tinker

[@ivanbluecool]

Call Scooby Doo batman. He solved all his cases already

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

Who the hell is "Scooby Doo batman?" A new super hero? How do we call them?

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

Batman goes WAY back with Scooby-Doo, try to keep up.

[@dspace4514]

0:37 Batman when i say "Hate Crime" *SAMPLE TEXT*

[@piegirl8263]

Using birth to avoid answering questions, works every time

[@ElectricalMatthew]

If Batman got involved most of the people committing hate crimes would be seriously injured and either in a hospital or prison

[@dryerofdoom]

Hate crime? Boy do i

[@Mrmystery-lj4nl]

Why does Batman really like explaining birth?

[@misterzygarde6431]

1:55 At this point I wonder how Batman would react if Robin managed to get with a girl and do the deed.

[@charcoaleater343]

He would still explain it

[@athath2010]

he would backseat him

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Presume Robin didn't use protection and makes part of the batcave into a nursery.

[@spart1n8r]

blinker is my new favorite slur

[@halincadenza7165]

"I'm a victim of a hate crime" "That's not how it works." "Well, I hated it."

[@professorcerritos6935]

Well, you see Luigi when a paisano likes a mama mia, he puts his spaghetti noodle in the mama mia's raviolo and a little bambino covered in brajuto comes out about nine months later

[@scormern]

I was just thinking that

[@BrokenValentine-333]

🤣🤣🫴🍝

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

I see Luigi? No, I don't see any Luigi. I think you probably mean "you see, Luigi, when..." with the commas to indicate that "Luigi" is the vocative of this phrase, instead of the object of the verb "see."

[@CrabO2]

​@@TheGrammarPolice7 I see luigi I thought you mean you, see luigi, that, is how babies, , made are. With the campus to indecate the the vocalitive locomotive of this is phrase "luigi" instead of pbject of a object verbative of the obje "see"

[@humanity_moment.]

That's a both delicious and oddly disturbing way of putting it.

[@ronoc9]

I've always found that really weird how ever in Batman canon is dealing with mental issues: Bruce = Trauma Clayface = Body Dysmorphia/Personality Disorder Penguin = Inferiority Complex The Riddler = Narcissism Joke = Psychopathy Mr. Freeze = Emotional Detachment Poison Ivy = Misanthropy Harley Quinn = Codependence Mad Hatter = Disassociation

[@Fluoman_]

Really, it's very interesting to see the rogues gallery of heroes in general It provides a lot of insight into the character.

[@Stingerman100]

Victor Zsaz = knife fetish Bane= TRT

[@UncleJrueForTue]

​​@@Stingerman100Bane is addiction. He's addicted to combat and venom. Zaasz is Nihilism and sociopathy

[@UncleJrueForTue]

One thing to note: Bruce isn't just trauma, he's internalization. He fights crime on similiar grounds as the criminals he faces. Rather than fighting the infrastructural problems with Gotham that lead people to crime.

[@planguy9575]

@@UncleJrueForTue This piece of head canon really bugs me. Bruce Wayne has done a ton to address the institutional problems that cause crime in Gotham and he has gotten good results. But Gotham also needs the Batman. Everyone in the city would have died multiple times over if Batman hadn't saved it all the times he did. Look, in the beginning of his career Batman concentrated on fighting the organized crime that had a stranglehold on near every aspect of life in Gotham city. He did a lot to stop, or at least mitigate, that problem. I mean, you can argue that he is the reason why Super villains became a thing in Gotham but the current status quo of super villains being ascendent in Gotham is actually better then the old status quo where the mob controlled everything and basically all politicians and police were corrupt and on the take. Now just most of them are. Progress!

[@kingdonut6675]

Sending Batman to solve regular crimes is like sending a SWAT team to arrest a j-walker.

[@robineir]

There’s a huge difference between “I do hate crimes” and “I do Hate Crimes”

[@justsoup3726]

“Fucking blinker” killed me 😭 Btw who smeared Vaseline all over the video 💀

[@rogerreger9631]

you think blinkers are bad well let me tell you about breathers they are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.

[@captsomeguy1]

you think breathers are bad well let me tell you about existers they are the absolute worse walking around existing like they own the place, taking up space without paying for it.

[@GarkKahn]

I don't know man, i'm almost sure there's people being charged for that somewhere

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

Here, let me fix some of your punctuation work for you. Try to learn something: You think blinkers are bad? Well, let me tell you about breathers. They are the absolute worse walking around breathing on stuff, taking oxygen without paying for it.

[@Chiberia]

"Fuckin' blinker" sounds like something Mickey O'Neil from Snatch would say - and i would 10000% pay to see a Mickey O'Neil version of Batman

[@wojtekpolska1013]

"F*cking blinker" lmao that line was delivered so well

[@noiJadisCailleach]

Batman: I am vengeance. Wait... isn't vengeance a form of hate?

[@lindodlamini2322]

Batman: The Brave and the Prejudice

[@mizu7662]

I mean, I am pretty sure a couple of them aren't mentally ill. Though now that I think about it most of the ones who aren't have some sort of physical disability like the Penguin's flipper hands or Mr.Freeze's tendency to melt at room temperature.

[@graciegj63]

Penguin's elephant man disability only counts if it the Tim Burton version. Either wise he's only qualified to go to blackgate prison and just a regular criminal.

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I mean he got a point, I feel if you killed a guy it was motivated by hate

[@demarlobascombe97]

imagine being killed because you blinked

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Yeah, probably better to stay a vigilante and do your own thing. Imagine Batman having to sit down with HR. Actually, maybe a future episode?

[@rwberger6]

Thanks, I'm gonna confuse the crap out of my friends by using Blinker as a casual insult with no context or explanation from now on.

[@Oddash-lz6kw]

If Robin is dating Starfire in this universe, he doesn't need a lecture on where babies come from.

[@cpob2013]

Maybe he does since they haven't made one

[@GarkKahn]

Maybe he only knows about her species and not human babies

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

Since Robin is dating Starfire, Batman needs to give him the talk.

[@Dacronhai]

"Arctic cooler" I bet it doesn't even have diatoms

[@apa123APA]

As someone diagnosed with hereditary need to semi-automatically lubricate my eyes through rapidly closing the eyelids, I find this use of the B word with hard R very offensive.

[@dogkungfu8510]

It takes Batman joining the police force for him to realize that he was bullying the mentally ill... 😂

[@Jon-Rimmer]

I love how Batman still thinks Robin is a child

[@Xenoraniumwolf]

"Fucking Blinker!" Damn Batman knows how to hit hard.

[@dreamingspace7218]

"You see when a man and a woman love each other very much"

[@JoelTheParrot]

Honestly props to Batman for being so dedicated to the asylum, genuinely recognizing the mental illness and other issues in his villains and, instead of imprisoning or killing them, trying to seek help for them.

[@just_an_elli]

Whenever "The Batman 2" releases in theatres, I'm going to yell "IT'S THE BLINKER!!" everytime Gordon is on-screen

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

I swear, in Batman's mind when he talks to Robin, it always starts at 1:52-1:56 and somehow ends, but restarts at 0:00-0:03. So, everything else inbetween is Batman's "logical" thinking until Robin opens his mouth. God, he's so smart.

[@MattNotFat]

"Gotham's Most Pressing Issue is Hate Crime" You know, I feel like that's the one crime Gotham doesn't have a problem with.

[@CalvinLee606]

They’ve done every other crime in the book so they might as well go for 100% completion.

[@GarkKahn]

It's like when i try to explain why there's almost no racism where i live We're only humans, we merely have 24 hs per day, there's simply not enough time to add another reason to hate others to the list

[@grom4games]

And that's why Keven Conroy's(RIP) animated Batman(1992) goes beyond...

[@Emilis2023]

"That's what I told them. So then they started beating each other up."

[@twokool4skool129]

It's against the law to commit crime. It's ALSO against the law to commit crime because you hate someone.

[@dolomite1067]

I love how Batman has known that Robin has been 25, yet still feels the need to explain how babies are made to this 25 year old man. And apparently Robin keeps letting Batman explain it and doesn't correct him till he's finished.

[@captsomeguy1]

I think Robin gave up ages ago. Probably easier to just let the guy finish his lecture than waste his breath on a futile effort to correct him.

[@fatehruzman9280]

It a kind of "In my prime..." situation. Just let grandpa tell his story. Gotta respect them

[@GarkKahn]

When i was 21 my dad tried to have the talk with me and i was like "do i tell him i had sex already or let him proceed?" While not everyone had done it before their 20s i guess everybody is supposed to know that I don't know sometimes he had those senile moments haha

[@JoshuaDude]

Love how Robin says “Gee that’s swell!” after the commissioner tells Batman that he’s apart of the police force now, as if Robin could hear him. But when Batman hangs up, Robin needs to ask what the call was about, as if he couldn’t hear the commissioner.

[@HPMCCPooTis]

Hearing and comprehending are two different aspects of a conversation. For example, “it’s when a man and woman fall deeply in love for each other-“

[@metalfan1890]

Beginning: explaining birth Ending: explaining birth

[@keithklassen5320]

If you play this video backwards, You die.

[@cicalinarrot]

They really need Batman's help because if Gotham is based on NY, their cops are way too busy committing hate crimes to stop other hate crimes.

[@primary2630]

"Fucking blinker" cracked me tf up lmfao

[@anthonyshannon7559]

Batman furiously typing at the Bar computer to figure out who is behind the latest wave of anti-asian violence

[@jaredwhite7285]

Better not be any dirty blinkers in these comments

[@goop864]

The fact that Batman calls Commissioner Gordon a blinker is so funny to me

[@louiswebtser]

Well he is a Blinker

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

So Batman's Mentally ill also? Tried having the chat with Robin only to distract from the phone call.

[@Rakanarshi2]

"Commissioner?" "Don't call this number" "Fucking blinker".

[@fryguy9704]

Batman explaining birth to Robin will never not be funny.

[@Guyonnn]

I’m so tired of those dirty blinkers. Why do they act that way?! They are the worst!! 😂

[@dolphincrescent54]

Kinda hard to have Batman solve racially motivated hate crimes, since his nickname is literally "The Dark Knight."

[@luckyy3691]

Did you just say Dark with a hard R??!? 😠😠😡😡🤬👿😤🖕

[@atticatticus2877]

0:00 is this running joke a reference to the end of Teen Titans Go to the Movies where Robin breaks the 4th wall by looking at the screen and telling the kids in the audience to ask their parents where babies come from?

[@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying]

Finally, someone with the common sense to point out that differentiating between hate crimes and normal crimes is redundant.

[@univon4892]

This ^^

[@liammcconnell9322]

What about stuff like drug possession? This logic only makes sense if you don’t believe in hate crimes, which is dumb

[@univon4892]

@liammcconnell9322 Didn't most people get incarcerated for weed and hard-core drugs and besides haven't you seen the South Park episode called Hate crime 2000?

[@liammcconnell9322]

@@univon4892 weed isn’t a hardcore drug, and I don’t use South Park as a news source because that would be retarded

[@liammcconnell9322]

@@univon4892 Yes, but that isn’t a hate crime. I guess your stance makes sense if you honestly get your news from South Park

[@V_darling765]

“Fucking Blinker…” had me rolling

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

I like to imagine that Batman's response to literally any question Robin has is to just start explaining the process of birth

[@xen0cidal417]

"Fking blinker" I lost it bro

[@NGMonocrom]

"Isn't every crime a hate crime?" Dropping some truth there.

[@greasygranpapy7529]

Drug possession and shoplifting are hate crimes?

[@NGMonocrom]

@@greasygranpapy7529 You should see the type of violent mass shoplifting that goes on in NYC. Definite hate crime.

[@greasygranpapy7529]

@@NGMonocrom I can tell you don't live in NYC haha

[@NGMonocrom]

@@greasygranpapy7529 Been here since 1979. Really don't give a 💩 if you believe me or not.

[@Mathee]

I kinda want an edit that shows only Batman's side of the conversation, so I can see just how confusing this was to Robin

[@niccoloproia3678]

Robin: "So Batman what are we gonna do?" Batman: "You see Robin now thanks to the blink...erm Gordon in my rogue's gallery we can't have totally mentally unstable people therefore from now on we'll only go up against Penguin, Catwoman and Bane" Robin: "Isn't Bane mexican?" Batman: "Yeah?" Robin: "So doesn't him count as hate crime?" Batman: "...fine only Penguin and Catwoman" Robin: "Isn't Catwoman you know... a woman?" Batman: "...huh fine, let's go to the Iceberg Lounge then" Robin: "In some continuities doesn't Penguin have a walking problem making him a handicapped?" Batman: "..." Robin: "..." Batman: "Goddamit"

[@jlev1028]

Bane's from Santa Prisca.

[@niccoloproia3678]

@@jlev1028 that is an island near Mexico in the DC continuity

[@TheAmericanPsycho.]

The bat-phone is the same as the other phones, not even black 😂😂