Galactus Kinda Sucks

[@MagnumCarta]

His weakness is dairy, btw. Galactus is galactose intolerant.

[@MildWilliam]

Excellent.

[@spasebar]

The Milky Way Galaxy is safe!

[@alansmithee419]

The fact that galactose is the real name of an actual sugar is absurd.

[@dispatch-indirect9206]

@@alansmithee419 And lactose is just glucose and galactose, so it really is in dairy.

[@marioesands8956]

Underrated comment

[@Solidjj]

Actually Galactus “eats planets” by sucking up their life energy via technology? Read a comic bro…

[@The.Silicone.Valley]

what

[@slippyfruit8538]

So he sucks them dry?

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Who are you talking to?😊

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Bruh

[@Cornwall.]

🤓

[@realGalactus]

I’m so hungry I could eat several million horses.

[@boogerhead199]

ok but what if we gave you 1 horse but in like really big sandwich form

[@wuhoh5274]

Galactus you've been here since 2014 why haven't you eaten us yet

[@JvoltTheDumbStupidBall]

@@wuhoh5274 hes getting to it

[@realGalactus]

@@boogerhead199 What if your mother finally said she loved you once but like in a really big sentence

[@boogerhead199]

@@realGalactus what if i had a really big noose

[@VoiceoverRequiem]

Galactus strikes me as a big nerd same as his voice actor thanks for having me on bby grl

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Lool

[@AnimateTheArts]

frr

[@rowandunning6877]

Aww

[@cearlach32]

You should see the parody/omash in Ben 10 Omniverse he is just a super powerful nerd in a flying chair

[@Zeropointill]

dude you sound like Abe Lincoln's ghost from Venture Bros.

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

If Purple Galactus was there, they would be done for.

[@realGalactus]

Hey babe

[@TheRealNormanBates]

@@realGalactusI’m surprised you didn’t say “You rang?”

[@realGalactus]

@@TheRealNormanBates What is this to you, some kind of avenger endgame?

[@ruphite9521]

@@realGalactus NO WAY

[@HolyStarling198]

@@realGalactuscan you get rid of New Jersey FIRST? Then maybe England or something

[@wyatt8315]

JJ got a DC sponsorship I’m so proud of our little fighter!

[@KingNoctisLucis]

Little warrior

[@saccorhytus]

our cutie pie

[@l-x-10]

he really solid snaked j double j

[@Mereologist]

Our wittle cuddwy wumpus!

[@Mordecrox]

"Remember, if DC sponsor this, this is canon" *Golden ending unlocked*

[@ElectricalMatthew]

3:28 he can still eat New Jersey but he’s probably not going to feel well after eating it

[@dumbidea1007]

I mean hr can but... Why would he

[@noemichaelnebrida4046]

That's....a good point.​@@dumbidea1007

[@The-Deadite]

Theres too much gabagool in New Jersey

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

It takes a spetric ston of fentanyl for him to get high.

[@GZilla311]

We'll allow it, but it probably tastes bad.

[@Misclickt]

Can't wait for the sequel in 60 human years.

[@Fodkdj]

For me, that’s just 59 human years

[@GarkKahn]

Sadly i won't be able to see it... Cause my internet plan will only last for 59 human years, and with these prices i'm not gonna keep paying to renew it

[@Pixelusually]

Galactus doesn't use human messages, he uses 60 spuman spears

[@thatOneViewer1856]

*spequel

[@atlasprime6193]

Honestly, I thought for a moment at the beginning there was going to be a twist where it was a big misunderstanding. He isn’t traveling planet to planet to devour them, he was traveling planet to planet to devour all dishes that exist on a planet. He’s just a chill guy wanting to taste all foods a planet has to offer.

[@mattmedrala1947]

Would've been funnier.

[@Yusis-o7d]

So an oversized Beerus? I dig it!

[@GrumpyTy34er]

No one else seemed to make the comment so I will: there is a comic where aunt May becomes the silver surfer and ends up baking planet sized cakes for Galactus to eat

[@ninjalectualx]

How would you bake it without the outside burning before the inside is finished baking? Does it just cause a crust?

[@GrumpyTy34er]

@@ninjalectualx no idea. It's a weird What If story. Maybe a water bath to partially steam it?

[@Greyfoxdbz18]

​@@ninjalectualxI think an oven scaled up to accomodate a planet sized cake might follow the same rules as conventional ovens and conventional cakes. Though the energy to power such an oven could probably feed Galactus on its own.

[@jamesshadeslayer3395]

@@GrumpyTy34er no she lead him to a planet that looked like a Twinkie that had some being that looked like the Pillsbury doughboy also it was an April fool's episode from what I remember

[@Mgl1206]

… comics are just official fanfics change my mind

[@Pillow5816]

"Uhh I'll have one planet please. One with everything. Thanks."

[@t84t748748t6]

sure jupiter is that way go nuts

[@zaphero5518]

@t84t748748t6 Nonononono not that one! We need that one for protecting Earth from big Asteroids! Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune should be free, though.

[@Dark_Jaguar]

Wait no Jupiter apparently helps protect us from random meteors and stuff? Have uh... have Pluto. That one's been mopey since the demotion.

[@jrichardson6048]

I'll have 5 planets. And 5 more planets. And don't give me 10. I'll know the difference.

[@gingy30]

"Hold the New Jersey"

[@Ragnarok_1218]

Galactus canonically has depression because he sometimes eats planets with life and hes like "Damn it i never asked for this"

[@Kshandamion]

And he's lonely, too. The Heralds aren't just to find him planets to eat, he likes the company and considers the Fantastic Four his friends. "The Tick" (naturally) ran with this where Tick ends up on Omnipotus during a trip to space and helps him with things like rubbing his sore feet and a small planet stuck in his ear while getting a ride back to Earth. Tick convinces Omnipotus to spare Earth by agreeing to be be his friend and "only" taking a bite out of the moon before he leaves.

[@zawarudo497]

not just sometimes, the planet has to have life for it to sustain him

[@PeteTheGrouch]

_Ahhh,_ comics... The only place they'll try to make a literal planet eating monstrosity seem 'sympathetic'

[@Ozymandias2x]

@@PeteTheGrouch Like, it never occurred to him to just accept starvation and NOT eat trillions of people.

[@tortoiseoflegends4466]

@@PeteTheGrouch Galactus isn't just a hungry asshole who eats planets to keep himself alive. It's implied that the energy he consumes is for the next Big Bang once our universe dies out; Galactus will burn himself up causing it and creating life. Without Galactus, existence would just end at that point. The "hunger" he feels is basically a quota from the universe, torturing him until he consumes enough energy to fulfill it.

[@risel56]

A solid jj video NOT sponsored by Gamer Supps? Has the curse finally been lifted?

[@tach5884]

Don't jinx it or the next episode will be sponsored by better help.

[@richardarriaga6271]

​@@tach5884True curse would be sponsored by Established Titles.

[@Oddmanoutre]

@@richardarriaga6271 Better Established Supps.

[@RafelChip]

Hooray

[@bigyoshi5170]

Hey Galactus is doing a damn galactic service, you don’t see him slacking off like Beerus does. Eating planets is hard work and *GALACTUS IS A PROFESSIONAL!*

[@scopilio13]

BEEG Yoshi! ya know, he's sittin there...

[@realGalactus]

@@bigyoshi5170 I learned everything I know about planetary consumption on Skillhare.

[@lnsflare1]

I mean, dude is considerate enough to wait until he's almost dying of hunger to go and eat a world, practically every time, and also sends them notice to evacuate beforehand, pretty much entirely out of consideration for the people of the world he's about to eat.

[@painvillegaming4119]

I need a comic panel were galactus meet beerus and just bond over being purple

[@lolstalgic9602]

@@painvillegaming4119 All the best characters are purple: Raven, Widowmaker, Ayane, Juri, Mileena, Blaze the cat, Twilight Sparkle, Giorno, Spyro, Waluigi...

[@marscaleb]

"You were the first ones who spoke English" That's where I lost it.

[@GarkKahn]

2:42 It's probably spanglish mixed with some alien language, like french

[@lolstalgic9602]

You mean Sprench?

[@EdgeLie]

span-ish en-glish

[@TheOddMan1997]

Whaaat? What are you talking about, we're not aliens! Could you imagine? Haha! Absolutely nonsensical! ... Seigneur suprême Croissant, ils nous ont démasqués ! Nous devons exécuter la prochaine phase maintenant ! Envoyez les baguettes anals ! Leurs simples esprits seront bientôt sous notre contrôle ! Rohohohohohohoooo !!!

[@jkid1134]

(the sp stands for space)

[@akmon3490]

Mate hate to breach it to you but theoretically french is the compromise between them just look at France right there b Between England and Spain

[@theultimateg.1109]

3:27: hilarious last detail

[@blackidna]

haha junk food joke

[@okaywegood]

Why would anyone want to eat radioactive waste lol

[@vasilybullock7967]

Can we see iron man fight Magneto?

[@stewartgames6697]

You ever take some tinfoil and crumble it into a shiny little ball?

[@Thatguy-v4z]

This. Make this top comment. We need to see a skit of this.

[@Jayjay0829]

That's unfair. Tony will just make Wood Man

[@cyberggos9957]

"so how did magneto not manipulate your armor?" "It's fucking gold titanium alloy, I'm not jus iron" Unless old school Iron man is actually jus iron xD

[@MegaDrain]

emphasis on "fight"

[@Asher_Tye]

2:36 eh, if it really was then all those other planets would have been spared

[@TherealLEGOMan64TheGoat]

2:56 that’s Darth Vader

[@BamaMophi]

Or is Darth Vader the Legion of Doom?

[@Eggette]

​@BamaMophi That's why he's so evil cause so many supervillains are running around in his head

[@MegaKnight2012]

​@@BamaMophi Pretty sure Super Friends came out before Star Wars, so, yeah

[@villekokko9943]

"Meanwhile, at Darth Vader."

[@cousinpatsey2471]

I think it's closer to Dark Laser from Fairly Odd Parents.

[@AdamSwyvern101]

Leaked footage of the fantastic four movie lookin lit 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@INLIGHTOFHISTORTYANDOTHE-px7mf]

probably a leak for the movie The how it should’ve ended

[@angusmcfife]

solid jj sponsored by DC???? preposterous!

[@RogueCheepSheep]

Technically Cryptozoic since they make the DC Deck Building Game with the DC license

[@omgman5745]

​@@RogueCheepSheepStill very impressive

[@jesusmora9379]

and on a marvel video!

[@Thatguy-v4z]

0:28 Oh gosh I was NOT expecting that 💀

[@redshankyman4181]

Every other part of Earth he wanted to eat out of hunger. But New Jersey... he wanted to eat that out of spite.

[@wyatt8315]

Holy skit, female voice actors?!

[@AutumnWoodham]

Wonder Woman: *shocked expression in lack of a voice actress*

[@autismsings8848]

sad to see solidjj go woke and employ WOMEN : /

[@atlasgraham154]

@@autismsings8848 It may only start with one, chums, but where will it end? Two? Dare I say... THREE?! If there is a worse timeline, then I fear we may be in it!

[@JJ_R]

Galactus is like Beerus; Feed him well and he’ll leave you be.

[@Ash-Winchester]

I'd say moro is more like galactus.

[@cinnaqua]

"60 human years are but only 50 of my own" is one of the funniest lines in the whole channel lmao

[@DarthTach]

1:09 Props man, for using the 1953 War of the Worlds Martian Heat Ray sound effect! Glad to see someone respects the classics!

[@dragonblaster-vu8wz]

I don't know what's funnier. The fact that Batman doesn't know which Robin died (or that he had one still alive) or that Galactus wants to eat only New Jersey

[@NeoTechni]

I wouldn't say he wants to...

[@mrm20x6]

This is actually pretty much how Squirrel Girl stopped Galactus from eating Earth.

[@Blackarooni]

1:04 I legitimately thought he was just going to stop at 8 and the punchline was going to be that everyone's trying to figure how much 8 really was

[@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform]

If only the fantastic four had a horse nearby… that’ll surely satisfy his hunger.

[@MrMToomey]

1:58 Isnt this literally what they did in the comics. Like they asked, "have you tried NOT eating planets."

[@joshuacr]

Did any of them offer to make a big burger? I think not!

[@InternetScanner-u8c]

I'm pretty sure what happened in the comics is that the Watcher told the FF to send the Human Torch on a cosmic space vacation to go to Galactus' space ship to get a universe-destroying space pistol and take it back to Earth in order to threaten to shoot Galactus with it so he goes away on the offchance that Reed might actually pull the trigger. You know, like a superhero does.

[@white_birb]

2:06 "Yeah fuck it, Let's give it a shot" 😂🤣

[@catlord2395]

Bro’s so hungry he doesent even leave any crust when he’s done

[@DarthWampa_]

Galactus: "Yea, Fuck it. Let's give it a shot." 😂

[@PauperoftheFishies]

"You speak English" actually made me laugh out loud

[@spacethegamer6426]

When Superman said "Robin died" I accidentally managed to say "Which one?" in unision with Batman, I am getting way too corrupted by those sketches by now

[@JavotheDino18]

Acevane fan?

[@aubreyholdinggun]

1:31 puberty speedrun

[@roibeard94]

Hahaha I thought I was hearing a few cracks there 😅

[@johndawson6057]

I caught that too😂😂😂

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

😭😭😭😭

[@narcisraiciu6919]

I like how Galactus was confused by Silver Surfer wearing clothes.

[@Beriorn]

Next episode: Galactus is diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. Or as he calls it, spiabetes.

[@tech34756]

Now I'm just imagining Galactus grabbing a knife and fork and slowly eating the planet bit by bit as people just watch.

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

At this point Wonder Woman must be in shambles. Every woman has a voice actor, even her parallel evil version. It's almost like some god willed the one time she actually spoke out of existence.

[@El_gato-interestelar123]

Catwoman also don't have a Voice actor

[@theinquisitor9836]

I mean technically hawkgirl, cheetah, and poison ivy also have not have voice actors

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

Animals and plants never speak to me so i suppose it's true.

[@Ichiyama22]

- be Solidjj - accept sponsorship deal with DC - put ad in Marvel video

[@Whale-xq6yw]

Nobody realizing jj literally got sponsored by a company whos officially partnered with dc? Like an actual official DC SPONSORED COLAB WHY ARE WE NOT CONGRATULATING OUR BOY

[@NeoTechni]

and somehow they're on kickstarter

[@Artista_Frustrado]

ironically on a Marvel skit

[@vorshack8968]

Lots of people have mentioned it. Why dont you read more than the first 5 comments before freaking out?

[@Whale-xq6yw]

@@vorshack8968 I was the first to mention it bucko, when I posted this there were 7 comments.

[@stevenschnepp576]

​@@Whale-xq6yw Then why would you wonder that nobody had commented on it?

[@usaccdecks8363]

"And Aquaman I guess" The roast will never end

[@brunomidrash]

🤣 Nor it should.

[@BlueKnight931]

2:20 Let's go everything can be solved in english except math cause that's number's

[@GridDweller77]

I think jj upped his game with the music choice

[@skeepodoop5197]

Okay but the earth being eaten over the coarse of 50 years would actually suck because of how little of it we need to survive. The earth's crust is equal to .5% of the earth's mass, meaning Galactus would render earth little more than a sea of lava in about 90 days, aka about three months. Since so little of that is JUST the surface, I doubt we'd all last a week.

[@alecLogan]

Nah, it takes years because he keeps getting violently ill trying to drink the oceans first. Rather get it out sooner than later.

[@reginaldwooster235]

Maybe he could start with the middle

[@skeepodoop5197]

@@reginaldwooster235 Well that's even worse because of ultraquakes. caused by the planet falling into itself unevenly. (My source is I made it the f)

[@pugofwarbr]

@@reginaldwooster235 maybe he can just dig in one point, after reaching lava he would just keep drinking

[@unemptysoul]

Wait... A DC ad on a Marvel centric parody video. Is... Is... this also a joke? Jokeception? Drinking too much gamer drinks perhaps

[@TheArklyte]

It's... complicated. Marvel forgot to update lore on Galactus and Phoenix in like 60 years, I guess?😅 Galactus eats potential "lifeforce" hence planets can't be terraformed back. Meanwhile Phoenix is powered by energy pool of ALL lifeforce, existing and potential meaning that in Marvel at certain point new generations just stop being born no matter how hard you try or technology you use. And Phoenix steals power from this pool. Meaning every time Jean uses Phoenix powers, a potential generation gets deleted😅 Wtf, right?

[@Furluge]

3:27 - "Can I still eat New Jersey?" Only if you want to get food poisoning and be on the toilet for the next millennium.

[@OverlyPositiveFanboy]

This video would have been even more accurate if Galactus had suddenly turned purple with zero explanation.

[@dcryptikz83]

1:44 This got me on a random tangent: How much would we have to eat in order to completely eat the planet in 50 years? Here’s what I found: Volume of Earth: ~1.08e12 km^3 Divided by 50 years, then ~8 billion humans, then 365 days per year, then 24 hours per day, then 3600 seconds per hour, that would equal: ~ 90 m^3 [4.5mx4.5mx4.5m] Honestly seeing that every human has to eat essentially a small-car-sized chunk of the earth every second, seeing Galactus eat 8 billion times that much would still be absolutely terrifying lmao

[@TheElevatedOnee]

2:13 🚨 🚨 MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE SPOTTED 🚨 🚨

[@LJ-hk4tv]

Okay so fix it.

[@Tortue2006]

what spelling mistake? no seriously, which spelling mistake? I don't see any

[@TheElevatedOnee]

@@Tortue2006”enitre planets”

[@Tortue2006]

@@TheElevatedOnee ah, I see it now, I was looking at the wrong frame

[@denimtildeath]

You missed the one 20 seconds in. "Messanger"

[@mattwo7]

Galactus: Destroys to fail to satiate his literally insatiable hunger. Unicron: Destroys because he is destruction incarnate.

[@3MBG]

Was not expecting to see a board game advert here, but here you are. That's actually damned good product placement, far better than the normal stuff you market ;)

[@zorafails9200]

My favorite part of this are how the subtitles constantly reminding us he is green

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

0:32 Galactu's "Enough of This" sounds like Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes.

[@N-tw3rpjxjxkbknbofaefjsjwbdndj]

It sounds more like invader Zim

[@galacticgufus]

The ad content at the end was seamless, as entertaining as the rest of the video.

[@jonsku6662]

Some guy: "I'm so hungry..." A horse: *"How hungry?"* Galactus: *"Not as hungry as I!"*

[@klausbaudelaire5754]

"But a spec in my life." He means a sec. Spenglish is hard.

[@aaritmitra625]

At least he's not a big stupid cloud

[@animeking1357]

Now we know why Unicron ate so many planets. He didn't come to earth so he was not offered a very large burger.

[@ComposedSage75]

Galactus grew in full power just for them to perceive him 💀🤣🤣 Silver Surfer being just as shocked as the Fantastic Four about the whole burger/sandwich suggestion had me rollin 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@repulser93]

2:02 - just make Aunt May your Herald and she’ll make some Power Cosmic-flavored Hostess Fruit Pies!

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

1:51 Captain Planet where are you??? 🌌📺🦸🏻‍♂️🌎♻️

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

1:07 Is "spinches" even a word?

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

2:42 Galactus speaks "spenglish"?

[@ThermalVoid]

Now it is! Because Galactus said so.

[@seyioyetade]

​@@ThermalVoid😅😅😅😅

[@TheAwesomePikachu]

Space inches lol

[@AnnabBay]

Just about to type that-glad someone else thinks it is space inches, too

[@alexoblivion9295]

Never forget. Marvel published the Toxic Crusaders comic in 1992. Tromaville is in New Jersey. Galactus is doing us a greater favor than we realize.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Toxic Avenger?

[@yourdemiseishere]

I imagine this galactus ate entire planets and ate real food while doing so and just accepted the rocks and lava and dirt as like, bad parts that make the other parts better.

[@pyrielt]

I wouldn't let him eat New Jersey, he forgot the magic word for that.

[@VoiceoverRequiem]

bada bing

[@sukka4pain]

"Splease!"

[@springheeledjackofthegurdi2117]

I thought hostess Twinkies were the only thing besides planets that slate his hunger? (seriously look it up it's a trip)

[@Conan_the_Based]

McDonalds new menu Burger Big Mac Spurger

[@EGarrett01]

I was hoping when it was time to eat the planet, he would pull out a fork and just take out a mouthful from the roof of the building and expect them to be terrified as the million-year process begun.

[@wx7fm]

Eating the earth in 60 years is still super impressive The mass of the earth is 5.972×10^24 kg, so that's how much he Galactus here can eat in 60 years. Divide that number by 60, and then by 365, and you'll find out that he can eat 2.727×10^20 kg per day For reference, Pluto is only 1.309×10^22 kg, which is roughly 48 times Galactus's daily ingest. If you look up a size comparison of Pluto to Earth, you'll see that that'd be a *huge* chunk to take out. I don't know if humanity would be able to survive the impact of that, and that's only about 50 days of it So the Fantastic 4 would have a lot less time to stop Galactus than you'd think.

[@kappadarwin9476]

I heard somewhere Russia has more landmass than Pluto.

[@notevendead3534]

"Laughs in green Galactus" made my day fr

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Galactus be looking more like the Jolly Green Giant or a very large muscular Shrek

[@ehhorve857]

geez, when is that ambulance gonna get there? it's been driving all DAY from the sounds of it.

[@OrangeOnFire86]

(Laughs in Green Galactus)

[@MrDj232]

Green Galactus brought to you by Boomerang and legally distinct from purple Galactus.

[@badbloodkiller3471]

"Can I still eat New Jersey?" Fantastic Four: "Sure, why not. even the people there don't like it."

[@legoking6165]

Kamala Kahn: "He can't eat Jersey! Me and my family live there!"

[@NeoTechni]

@@legoking6165 everyone: "Please take Jersey"

[@itisinickt]

lmao your videos keep on getting better and better

[@aaronliu5023]

Ben looks like Garfield at 0:44

[@BoyKagome]

...that was the funniest "sure" I have heard in my life.

[@jocaleb0236]

It's the guy in the jimmy and Timmy power hour thing I love this guy!

[@DawgBarkz]

Shirley The Non-Villian Fairy-Power Absorber!

[@ethan-not-a-pastafarian]

Spider-Man gets nineteen inches of Venom, Fantastic Four gets eight spinches of Green Galactus

[@Suthek]

Honestly, he only lives from planet to planet because of inefficient calorie intake through raw food. If he cooked his planets before he ate them, he'd get so much more out of every one. He might actually be able to relax for a while or spare a few planets with life on it. Humanity figured that out aeons ago!

[@Skeletor-REAL]

“A human year is it a spæck in my life” - green galactus

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

Galactus, please eat New Jersey. Even Kaiba recognize how F--ed up they are.

[@Ynthawn]

I love the echo effect you used for Galactus’s voice

[@aoc6600]

You should do one where they're all critically thinking about the implications of having their powers like do plastic man or thing age or does human torch add to global warming

[@encryptedprinter3289]

My brother you would've absolutely KILLED at Adult Swim during the Harvey Birdman/Aquateen era. You absolutely get this kind of humor and it shows

[@WTSD850]

glad you finally switched sponsers you were being a real logan paul dude

[@vorshack8968]

Huh?

[@WTSD850]

@@vorshack8968 you know selling that unheathly junk to kids

[@CalvinLee606]

@@WTSD850 his videos aren’t really geared towards kids though. Especially with that last one about Professor X…

[@notyouraveragedunce7643]

“YOU ARE THE FIRST ONES WHO SPOKE ENGLISH!”

[@FlSKMASTER]

I distinctly recall there being a product placement comic where Spider-Man(?) stops Galactus from eating earth by giving him Snickers

[@jamesshadeslayer3395]

There's an april fool's that has Aunt May as his herald and she takes him to a planet that looks like a Twinkie with a Pillsbury dough boy looking thing

[@FlSKMASTER]

@@jamesshadeslayer3395 I think that's the one I was thinking of

[@saintgogeto675]

I'm so proud of Solid for getting a DC sponsor at last.

[@CombatHelm]

I love the dc ad in the marvel skit

[@davidchang9048]

this might have been your best work yet

[@scottthesecondcoming]

i wonder if under the helmet galactus has an actual neck or if it is the same girth as his head so it just looks like he has one elongated head

[@quelltech]

IIRC the human bits are actually an illusion and he's just a mass of cosmic energy under there- y'know, like the Anti-Monitor, but without the meteor baleen teeth.

[@scottthesecondcoming]

@@quelltech the what (i only have surface knowledge of marvel stuff)

[@harryblocks]

Damn that's really lucky of DC to get the attention of SolidJJ