Batman: The Yaoi Knight

[@zeroanonymity9736]

...I'm gonna need an audiobook version of this with your voices

[@SuperDarthKelly]

Agreed!

[@landphilspecter]

An old time radio drama with sound effects.

[@CozieGhosty]

The profile picture is God so it must happen.

[@LiquidDemocracyNH]

Yep

[@DrewMiller1]

Yeah, I don’t know how to read.

[@aurawarrior1367]

The best part about if this screenplay gets greenlit and becomes a movie, is that no matter people's opinion on it, nobody could deny that this is the most creative premise that a DC movie has had in years.

[@Artificer_]

this was a terrifying notification, thank you Filmcow

[@Artificer_]

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD TRANSCRIPT WTF THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL

[@Artificer_]

this may be the best thing i've ever read

[@snowblind9551]

At first I thought Alfred was exaggerating, but it turns out the first yaoi manga actually is 53 years old. It's kind of weird to think it's possible how Mao Zedong was aware of yaoi.

[@beckettericsson2554]

my personal headcanon is that chairman mao was the first fujoshi

[@redoktopus3047]

back in my day, "yaoi" was something a cartoon man yelled when he stubbed his toe

[@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot]

Well in MY day it was something a japanese stylized cartoon man yelled when he stubbed his toe right before tripping onto another man's protruding phallus with his open mouth! And that's how we liked it!

[@pamelagalverson2345]

and now it's cartoon men fucking each other. hell yeah

[@ziggybarone3168]

Tbh, Yaoi was the sound I made while I was vomiting from Rotavirus. We had an outbreak 13 years ago. Imagine saying the word, but in wet burps instead of voices

[@redoktopus3047]

@@ziggybarone3168 you are preaching to the choir :( Rotovirus is one of my biggest fears. I used to get it (or something with symptoms identical) on e a year

[@aceaceron1026]

God, that would be a perfect line for President Biden in the film.

[@ArkThePieKing]

Me before watching this: *depressed* Me after watching this: *still depressed but also confused*

[@ronoc9]

Jason Steele: A man of creative productivity.

[@Moonhermit-]

This really has the vibe of that comic of a scientist creating a screaming robot, but not having an answer when his colleague asks him why.

[@DanielDangerous]

That was a good reveal when Batman starts talking with Bruce Wayne. Also damn bats for not remembering to text his buddy!

[@somerandomname3124]

Within the first 20 seconds I was hooked. Thank you Batman for saving yaoi doujins from Sleepy Joe. He is the hero we need, and deserve.

[@Kingcob7]

Oh batman, you sweet summer child.

[@JaaJ_Master]

I watched a VGV stream where he talked about it, I really wasn't expecting Jason to actually do it !

[@an0idiot0of0use]

Not sure if this is the Batman that we need OR deserve, but I downloaded the screenplay anyway. Thanks Jason!

[@tarod3]

How was it?

[@lillysylphide9478]

This is an interesting way of getting people to read your Batman fanfic

[@fruitfullyGeneric]

i think this is the funniest thing i could have heard about this afternoon. thank you for making this Jason

[@tatodarjany5067]

Thank you for standing up for the little guys who kiss, Jason

[@ArtystaPisarz]

This sounds like something that the team on the Snapcube channel could make a reading of. And what a glorious reading that would be...

[@wanda5983]

All I want for Christmas is for this to become a movie

[@ginnybrown3090]

well in 12 years Batman will become public domain so there's hope that you can make your vision come true in 2035 but its gotta be the 1943 version of batman to avoid lawsuits

[@williamschubert2029]

I would love this to become a feature film like detective heart of America

[@ktonytbb]

🎵detective heart of america, the feature film🎵

[@ThePenitentSquirrel]

Is this a spiritual sequel to the 2000's cult classic 'An Extremely Goofy Movie' ?

[@dramatickesneni]

The Batman's parents died in the script after seeing A Goofy Movie, so yes.

[@wooflesthewolf]

0:39 Gah that is a very upsetting looking bat!

[@stuflames4769]

When your family asks what you want for Christmas, and you're an adult that can simply buy things for yourself...

[@CozieGhosty]

Batman is always protecting those things we hold dear.

[@jonmurdock3676]

Did Joker tell a joke from the Blueberry Valley Weather Report on Vulo Lives? Joker is a Vulo fan? Also this is poetry: And yaoi. Beautiful, young cartoon men can be seen in every direction, frolicking, laughing, dancing, and in some instances having extremely explicit sex. At the center of the park sits a beautiful carousel from 1921, still in operation, on which a number of yaoi are cheerfully riding. Some of these yaoi are also having sex. Batman looks around in wonder.

[@SuperDarthKelly]

This desperately needs a radio drama audiobook thing

[@Puffausten]

Penguins club being called Noot Noot had me grinning from ear to ear. Nicely done :)

[@AlexRamirezComedy]

Jason your creative genius seemingly has no limits.

[@littlecherryartist]

the fact that I find this from trying to show my friend charlie the unicorn....

[@Davey101_]

I'm not a fan of either Batman or BL manga but this sounds funny. DL and donated.

[@PuresG1ft]

“NO! This falls under parody law! You can’t shoot me!”

[@visitorfromnowhere1966]

This is a wonderful gift. I very seldom use the word 'blessed' as I am not religious. But I feel blessed on this day. Thank you, Mr. Steele.

[@noaccount4]

His great enemy, the Fujoker

[@JachymorDota]

The world may be on the brink of destruction, but at least there is the SLIGHTEST chance we will get a movie about Batman saving all the fruity boys.

[@sarahjrandomnumbers]

I can't wait until Batman battles his arch nemesis, Furrkin, the furry supervillain who gained his powers by accidently going to a furry convention and getting stuck in a yiffing circle.

[@mustachewalrus]

This will be a cool moment to crowd source the project

[@0xRy4n]

Read the entire thing. Honestly? One of the better DC stories. Long live Yaoi. RIP dent's face.

[@cauldronofstardust]

Gonna channel my inner Dick Grayson & read this script while wearing an improvised Robin costume of a yellow cape (yellow bath towel tied around the neck), a red tunic top (red t-shirt) & a green speedo (no substitute required for this article of clothing!) 😁

[@JArtsChannel]

This feels like it should be in collaboration with Chuck Tingle somehow

[@ms.voicecrackm]

Real ones found out about it on the live

[@rabblerabble814]

of all the things to ever exist, this is one of them

[@jochan625]

I’ve never rushed to download anything so fucking fast before 😤😤😤😤

[@EpicgamerwinXD6669]

Jason, are you OK? If this is a cry for help, blink twice.

[@kk_fungus]

Cry for help? This is more of a declaration of power

[@kevinbenitez42]

Jason doesn’t blink

[@FHBStudio]

That's funny. It's not even Alfred's deepest darkest secret. More like, his pride and joy.

[@ivydinosaur]

You're my hero. I love the art you make and that you make so much available for free/lowlow. Thank you for keeping people inspired

[@jamesd2021]

I have no interest in James Gunn, the DCU, batman in general or the Yaoi genre and yet I would pay good money to see a movie where batman is convinced Joe Biden wants to ban Yaoi and sets out to stop him.

[@xXsnowberrieXx]

I can't believe yaoi is real

[@HimboVegan]

Why does the KZbin algorithm suddenly hate filmcow?

[@jadenedaj]

bro has lost his mind. epic

[@charstevens2686]

Please God, let this be real because it would be so f***in funny.

[@FHBStudio]

I'm not interested in any of these things, but I'll bet one of the twists is the CIA involvement and whenever Jason mentions the CIA things get lit.

[@iYehuk]

I wish I had money to film it...

[@Squizznot]

My god, I just finished reading...the script has no business being as good as it is, but I shouldn't have doubted you, Jason. Everything you make is perfect. I recently bought (just arrived yesterday) the script for Spatula Madness. I'm SO CRAZY EXCITED to read it (although I have to wait until Christmas, since it was a "gift" from my wife [I begged her to let me buy it])! Thank you for what you do. You brighten my life with every post :)

[@sadhotcheeto8391]

Downloaded with no hesitation

[@ronaldreaganhater6982]

I read the entire thing. Its incredible. Once the holiday season is over im making a much deserved donation

[@carolime13]

i really want to just low budget film this. the script is perfect, even with the one typo

[@filmcow]

Where is the typo? I will fix the typo.

[@carolime13]

@@filmcow hold on let me find it again it's in page 50 plus

[@carolime13]

@@filmcow page 56 "Catwoman rifles through her duffle bag" "She has a large duffel bag with her."

[@carolime13]

i think that is the only one

[@filmcow]

Ah, thanks. Spellcheck didn't catch it because both spellings are technically correct, but there should definitely be consistency. Will fix it!

[@ChristianWillis]

How are you so unconcerned with this bat?!

[@Fuzzlekinz]

This screenplay was a true work of art

[@nutherefurlong]

Says something about FilmCow that I just hear what this script is about and I'm already laughing pretty hard

[@thegrooveyinvader5649]

This is 100% canon

[@Itell21]

Only a sweet summer child would be so naive as to not greenlight this production

[@ktonytbb]

Hell yeah, Batman

[@j-cool-guy-OFFICIAL-CHANNEL]

I am EXCITED to read this

[@skrtdirt128]

I have dedicated ten years of my life to yaoi thank you

[@jasperzatch610]

I cleared this notification but I saw who posted it and realized what I had seen for the thumbnail, and realized I had to come see what this was about

[@airplanetowardsthesky3265]

Please do a dramatic reading of it 😂

[@Thingumadoodle0518]

You continue to delight us!

[@kevboard]

this is... advanced randomness.

[@Thissentenceisfalselosers]

Not the hero the yaoi industry needs, but the hero that the yaoi industry deserves.

[@OhhCrapGuy]

I have never been more sad to have aphantasia.

[@mali-gray]

REAL

[@sethleoric2598]

This was bound to happen.

[@fuzzydude64]

if hollywood wont make it real, then surely filmcow must

[@exquisitecorpses]

Something abour this video unnerves me so much. Like. The yaoi collection too, this whole video feels like something id dream up while sick

[@fritzskrivvens8727]

Harvey should become half yaoi in the sequel. Also are yuris real too?

[@pacotaco1246]

We can only hope

[@TpGame-ox4wy]

You can always count on ideas from WAY out of Left field when watching Filmcow.

[@KanaevM]

Alfred probably has a whole shelf of Batman x Superman fics.

[@kevboard]

I think that would fall more under the bara category tho. and Alfred seems like a yaoi purist to me... always has...

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

Bo Jieden's most devious lick yet

[@dan-bot7810]

He really is the hero that we deserve

[@netomorgan7991]

This hits harder knowing that part of project 2025 is banning pornography

[@devinhenderson5765]

Hell yeah, batman!

[@DarkenPain]

Hell yeah...

[@PsychicMonkey44]

I hope there is lots of yaoi lore in this script! Need me some of that looore!

[@Sadeistiq]

I've never been more excited

[@patheon9541]

i am a simple man...i see filmcow video i insta click and like

[@mokarokas-1727]

lol, you really wrote EIGHTY PAGES of this! Didn't read it yet, but there's probably a donation coming once I do. =')

[@mokarokas-1727]

I finally did, and I'm not sure I can ever truly go back to the way things were. Rather, I will be moving forward. With yaoi in my heart. Bought your novelette bundle and upped the price to 20$, well deserved.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

"Man I love Yaoi. Man I love Batman. Man I love Joe Biden. But most of all: Man I love Filmcow. What a shame there isn't something that unites these peculiar interests of mine...." And then the universe answered!

[@rosennacht7624]

Now this is a Batman film/series I can get behind 🫡

[@yojijuunanafun]

Well, I suppose all I wanted to say was: "Hell yeah Batman, hell yeah."

[@probablytawny]

How much do we need to pay for a full table read? I can't be bothered to use my eyeballs

[@BigPapaPhilosophia]

Batman goes public domain in 2033

[@adrianskyler8071]

FilmCow reaching new heights

[@MintyVoid]

aight i better see an audition page on CCC for the audio drama stat

[@0lelouchlamperouge0]

Alfred is just like me fr

[@lymb3914]

#releasetheyaoicut

[@feathero3]

I was getting my wallet out, but then you said it was "free"?! Thank you Jason =)

[@logansmall5148]

I've seen plenty of DC movies with a worse premise actually get made....

[@aroundtheworld1716]

i was missing my yaoi cocaine

[@f1rstperson517]

Oh wow, this came to me in a dream. It was a nightmare, and now it's real. Alfred is the top.

[@Donos28]

I feel so many things

[@thegaminghole1358]

You bet your sweet ass Alfred knows yaoi

[@joshhatfield4864]

This is the funniest shit man where do come up with these ideas. Side Note: if Jason Steele fused with the mapbot from FNAF I think we would have the most out of nowhere entity of all existence.