“I’m no longer taking bar recommendations from hot girls” absolutely sage advice
@narius_jaden2157 ай бұрын
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah super hot people do NOT understand the true struggle lol
@Night_Stary7 ай бұрын
Idk, if you're genuinely nice and kind, people feel the energy and share it back. If people are nice to you just because you're hot, they're disgusting and their kindness is worthless
@Ubernaught0127 ай бұрын
@@Night_Stary people are subconsciously more trusting/nicer to attractive people. It just sorta is that way.
@chairofthebored7 ай бұрын
@Night_Stary you can be as kind as you want, but there are actually studies proving that hot people get treated better Obviously a hot asshole gets treated worse than a nice but unattractive person, but in general if you're good looking ppl will default to treating you better to start
@MisterNightfish7 ай бұрын
It's so accurate, too. Attractive people rarely realise how different the world is when you're not attractive. It's like playing on a different difficulty setting.
@mdrafiul21987 ай бұрын
7:37 "I'm not attractive enough to have a lot of fun " dammmmn that's relatable
@wyatt55427 ай бұрын
literally me
@Yxki-17 ай бұрын
He definitely sounds attractive.
@Leotastick7 ай бұрын
Real
@arent22957 ай бұрын
@@Yxki-1might end up as another Corpse husband situation
@shelbyjackson69036 ай бұрын
@@arent2295 he's done face content before in his old videos
@TDGabriel-w2p7 ай бұрын
seeing him going outside is enoght to make a grown man cry.
@geezlouise4207 ай бұрын
And to talk to the man cooking the briskets? I'm weeping
@kyhtN7 ай бұрын
but not this grown man get back in there tear
@ank5827 ай бұрын
Im not a grown man but I teared up too
@Lord_Nathaniel_Ashworth7 ай бұрын
Rally enoght
@netnu7 ай бұрын
@@kyhtNcloudy with a chance of meatballs reference??
@barenz81857 ай бұрын
11:07 "gimme some fries" *dips pickle*
@nazaiiz50817 ай бұрын
His brain is not braining at that moment
@muhammadnurikhwanismail52167 ай бұрын
“are you hydrated?” pleasee the random questions 😂
@salmonavocado8217 ай бұрын
he is so cutee
@delted4387 ай бұрын
It's how zoomers make small talk. They usually don't go outside so the "nice weather" small talk has turned into "have you remembered to drink water and breathe air today?"
@Datscrazi2317 ай бұрын
@@delted438is not that deep
@TheModdedwarfare37 ай бұрын
@@delted438I forgor to air 💀
@delted4387 ай бұрын
@@Datscrazi231 yeah I was totally being super serious when I said "have you remembered to breathe air today?" LMAO. You and your fellow zoomers should lay off the tide pods maybe.
@GentleCrank7 ай бұрын
I feel like a proud parent when I see FutureCanoe interact more and more with strangers
@fleshtaffy7 ай бұрын
I felt bad when he so arrogantly called that guy out for sweating though, as if it was odd he was sweating around all those smokers lol
@gggf47667 ай бұрын
@@fleshtaffy he asked if hes hydrated or no tho
@kmkabir41387 ай бұрын
10:30 Are you guys ready to see me suffer? Always Best duo ever 😂
@MsR873767 ай бұрын
😂
@meiiow62847 ай бұрын
good friends xD
@Teddy_txs-0007 ай бұрын
Trio
@Daretobestupider2 ай бұрын
That's how you can tell they're friends.
@Justlov47 ай бұрын
He's evolving into a canoe! He's asking people if their hydrated. Going outside. Hanging out with more people. Showing emotion. 😁 I love that guy that was showing you the smoker. "Yeeeee" I don't eat a lot of meat but the BBQ looks good
@prathamshah47627 ай бұрын
10:29 "Always" aww u have such supportive frnds
@AtBurgerKingWithMyBurgerQueen7 ай бұрын
6:04 “Why cut sugar when I can just cut my lifespan” -FUTURECANOE 2024
@bbysiea6 ай бұрын
words to live by
@AlexJames-et4ps7 ай бұрын
I love men who cook, display dry humor and have no face.
@thegerblinradio2 ай бұрын
So you’re into eldritch cooking husbands? (This is a joke, do not end my radioactive isotopes)
@coco-wc1cz7 ай бұрын
that blue bell aisle looks so good idk how to describe it its just satisfying to look at, like the golden ratio of grocery store aisles
@fleshtaffy7 ай бұрын
Fuck is blue bell anyways? Must be a Murican thing
@dasbooterror7 ай бұрын
10:46 You can't fake that "Oh fuck I've gone over my limit for spicy food, and now I'm in a boiling hell of my own creation" wavering in your voice. That folks, is actual spicy suffering.
@user-cp9id1mj8b7 ай бұрын
9:28 She 100% thought you told her to stfu
@AndrewL827 ай бұрын
The A Bomb made you break character. You almost sounded normal during your spicy suffering. Hope you had fun ❤
@1Nasher_7 ай бұрын
do you even know what "breaking character" means? this is literally him not a character he puts on he even said in a video some time ago how insecure he was because of it/suprised how positive the youtube comments reacted
@AndrewL827 ай бұрын
@1Nasher_ "do you even know what" shut up!
@1Nasher_7 ай бұрын
@@AndrewL82 nah i rather not booboo its funnier to watch you throw your temper tantrum over the fact that you know dogshi :D
@AndrewL827 ай бұрын
@@1Nasher_ I love how you arrive at conclusions such as a temper tantrum or can't get a simple joke. Whatever is troubling you in life to be the ONLY person to have a negative comment after 142 people understood what I said is proof positive that misery is a choice.
@SchoolVideosGoHere7 ай бұрын
@@1Nasher_ Yikes.Chill out man. He definitely sounded more frantic and emotional than usual and was genuinely in pain. I don't know why you're beating Andrew up for observing that. And even if someone sounds a certain way, most YTers and performers play up parts of their personality for an effect. And sometimes they _do break_ and don't do it as much. It's not a big deal. You'll still have presents under the tree, I promise!
@Tessa_02277 ай бұрын
If you ever doubt your appeal, remember I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I enjoyed this video all the way through and only after finishing it I kinda went 'hang on I can't even eat any of this'. I kinda just tend to always enjoy your videos because of your personality, no matter the food.
@venom133br7 ай бұрын
This was so sweet, almost as all that ice cream he ate. Cheers
@williamhardee88637 ай бұрын
Well at least you have something to look forward to if you ever quit being a vegetarian. Also since you’re vegetarian you can eat Ice Cream right?
@Tessa_02277 ай бұрын
@@williamhardee8863 i don't see myself quitting lmaooo buy yess i can eat ice cream since the vegan life is not for me
@christopherjackson26856 ай бұрын
@futurecanoe I found you a girlfriend
@Breizhylian7 ай бұрын
I can physically feel the awkwardness from the "Shut the Clock up" conversation at the end lmao.
@Luna4funa7 ай бұрын
A GREAT START TO A MONDAY!!!
@MisterNightfish7 ай бұрын
A picky eater is the perfect sidekick for future canoe. Kinda how in buddy cop movies there is that by the book, straight-laced cop and he teams up with the loose cannon, "chief demands your badge once per day" cop.
@danielw87767 ай бұрын
The brisket at pecan lodge was dry because they gave you lean brisket. My least favorite thing about pecan lodge is they don't let you choose what section of brisket you want.
@PredictableEnigma7 ай бұрын
Out of curiosity, is it typical in Dallas for places to let you pick what brisket section you get? Is it an obstacle for the restraunt if everyone picks the fatty parts and the lean parts go mostly uneaten?
@GameOn08277 ай бұрын
IMO pecan lodge has fallen off in general. Maybe not fallen off as much as not kept up with everyone else.
@HardinProuductionsOriginal7 ай бұрын
Nope sorry. That's just bad brisket. No brisket should be dry unless you suck
@meromero37437 ай бұрын
The most emotion I have heard from FutureCanoe
@oswaldorodriguez57287 ай бұрын
Dude, I'm surviving my depression and alcoholism with fluoxetine and your videos. Thanks a lot for that!!
@donnre68257 ай бұрын
try magic shrooms lol
@syedsakifrahman30217 ай бұрын
Hoping you'll do better soon. Best wishes!
@Willoww2967 ай бұрын
@@donnre6825what’s that
@Itslibster7 ай бұрын
The best part of my day is watching futurecanoe eat food whilst I eat food. it’s almost like I’m not alone in my kitchen with a 6 piece nugget meal!
@yukipaw17027 ай бұрын
I love these NPC food review videos, it just feels so relaxing and honest.
@goenawanarief40277 ай бұрын
11:00 "why do I keep doing this?" me: for our fun LOL
@gilbertobautista9857 ай бұрын
When i have a good meal in front of me a Future Canoe video while I eat is a MUST! Thank you for the content!
@Marte01077 ай бұрын
10:53 I don’t think I have heard such long and emotionally charged sentences from FutureCanoe before
@Smitty.Werben7 ай бұрын
Thanks for giving us a new video! Now I don’t have to binge the old ones for dopamine
@jordanarnold67837 ай бұрын
"Only Frieza Day" Straight died laughing
@nickvangeel6 ай бұрын
I did not expect a TFS reference
@angelitoishappy79187 ай бұрын
10:58 man was WHIMPERING 😭
@ethan20607 ай бұрын
Hot take from someone in Texas: Beef Rib is a tourist trap. It's mostly fat and the bone weighs so much that you're getting so little for your money
@TheYardninja7 ай бұрын
Goodness I just realized that, that legitimately seems like a scam now
@ethan20607 ай бұрын
@@TheYardninja yeah like if you enjoy the taste that much more than pork rib or brisket then go for it! But it really isn't worth it imo
@HardinProuductionsOriginal7 ай бұрын
That's cause the beef Ribs they make are those NASTY ASS SHORT RIBS. Back Ribs are way better but they're super rich so they can be hard to eat. Juicier and much more flavorful.
@FallUpSlowly7 ай бұрын
Not a tourist trap, very delicious to all the locals as well
@jakel90306 ай бұрын
My mom uses them to make a big Korean lettuce wrap dinner that is absolutely amazing. Plus, as a Texan, I have nothing bad to say about beef fat. It’s definitely a preference thing, and I guess a socioeconomic thing maybe, but you don’t have to get them all the time, but I would not say that they aren’t worth it.
@J0hnnyonthespot7 ай бұрын
Future, your channel is the best thing on KZbin. It ain’t falling off. I’ve watched literally every single video you got on KZbin.
@Ansteryx6 ай бұрын
I go to UTD, and Ricky's is really close by. I've been in love with that place for years, and I've been to a lot of hot chicken places. Seeing it randomly pop up in this video was genuinely such a nice surprise. Ricky's and Hattie B's are in a league of their own in my opinion, and it was very validating to see that you feel the same.
@Mervinrodrigues7 ай бұрын
Idk y this comment is liked so much
@Smitty.Werben7 ай бұрын
10000% agree!
@idratherbewithmycatrightnow7 ай бұрын
I thought we were all crushing on him parasocially already 🤔
@inmydarkesthour22787 ай бұрын
100%
@IsuckedyouC7 ай бұрын
Zombie dicks
@Theone-bq7do7 ай бұрын
real
@Khanxay7 ай бұрын
Blue bell has been my comfort ice cream brand for like ~30 years now. Maybe once a year, I'll grab one of the larger tubs and just enjoy the whole thing in one sitting while listening to some music.
@nob_697 ай бұрын
i love this guy relatable as hell somehow
@amasterfuldesktop49357 ай бұрын
I like the way you interacted with that smokemaster. It felt natural. Good job.
@jacobhill33027 ай бұрын
What a gem of a channel. So simple yet so unique
@charlesbarlow39707 ай бұрын
10:58 brother sounds like he’s having the time of his life instead of being in pain. Lol
@ValleryYV5 ай бұрын
Yeah 😂 but then the noice of his burping took me by surprise... like if he wanted to throw out
@adnanahbab52277 ай бұрын
7:50 bro speaking facts 🗣️🗣️
@Atomicinferno957 ай бұрын
Bro, if you made it to Ricky's in Richardson, you could've driven 15 more minutes to Frisco for Hutchins... But I'm glad you had a good time! The Dallas food scene is severely underrated!
@jakel90306 ай бұрын
For those that don’t live in Dallas for sure, and Dallas isn’t a tourist town. It’s a business town, which is good because nobody comes here and we have phenomenal food.
@Muzashi_san7 ай бұрын
11:20 When i first heard that, I thought he said "The sight of your face really hurts" 😅😂😂
@Bibi-c4bАй бұрын
I thought he was saying that too, but the difference is that I still don’t know what he’s saying 😅
@ASienFire6 ай бұрын
"it gets worse-Take a bite bra" Brotherly love xD
@Kaiderussy7 ай бұрын
10:33 the in sync "allways" no way 💀
@lizzykayOT77 ай бұрын
The ice cream looks like heaven. Apparently heaven is a grocery store. I always assumed as much. The second BBQ place looked legit. Yum.
@jakel90306 ай бұрын
Man, you missed out on Cattleack. My family has been in Dallas for generations, and that is by far the best that has popped up. The woman that runs it is a top shelf operator and they’ve been killing it since they opened.
@p_gga7 ай бұрын
9:02 that caught me off guard 💀
@rafidrafsani16587 ай бұрын
Today is my birthday. I opened yt at 12am and your video popped up. Thanks for making my day nice!
@LanaAnderson-v5y7 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!🎉
@reduchimaki7 ай бұрын
4:53 "we should try to make smoked beef at home" *a wild radioactive beef has spawned*
@MikeOuttaphone7 ай бұрын
Pro tip when ordering TX BBQ- Always ask for the point, if available. Much juicier and fattier. Thanks for spreading the gospel of Blue Bell! Much love from DFW!
@yeee53587 ай бұрын
This is the only kind of vlog (apart from casey neistat's) that I can sit through and watch the whole thing without skipping forward or clicking off. Even before playing the video I know it's going to be straight to the point, sprinkled with humour and no wasted seconds. Appreciate it and keep up the good work
@kwonster88247 ай бұрын
8:22 I love the TFS reference lol
@ericripley47164 ай бұрын
"We didnt get christmas back on Vegeta, we only had Frieza day" such an underrated line.
@Lavious_7 ай бұрын
3:21 DUDEEEE your car looks soo niceee
@prathamshah47627 ай бұрын
Ima just say it Im in love with him 🫣❤️ He's so cute 🥺
@reduchimaki7 ай бұрын
4:53 "we should try to make smoked beef at home" *radioactive beef enters the chat*
@desert0bear6907 ай бұрын
Hey welcome to Texas glad you enjoyed it
@sadbug7 ай бұрын
Well, Dallas, not really Texas
@starvinmarvin21307 ай бұрын
This the first time ive seen food on here that make me actually hungry
@vincent_._black7 ай бұрын
"are you guys ready to see me suffer?" "always" x2 😆
@monalisaseyebrow56257 ай бұрын
Words cannot explain just how much I love this man
@CrunchyElia22 күн бұрын
I like how FutureCanoe pretty much ate Blue Bell ice cream every waking moment of his day at Dallas but didn't have any of it while eating the Carolina reaper hot chicken. Respect 💯
@SeanQuinn47 ай бұрын
Blue Bell Tin roof has my wife stalking the ice cream aisle with its seasonality / limited editionedness.
@DrPlagueReborn7 ай бұрын
"We didn't get Christmas on Vegeta,all we had was frieza day" W Dbza reference
@AnishPatelxHindu_Boss7 ай бұрын
Glad he came over to experience some Dallas BBQ!
@oshaghennessey98297 ай бұрын
Therapy: getting super high, sitting down with a huge plate of food, and watching this channel
@unknownedleaf7 ай бұрын
this is the first futurecanoe video to make me hungry
@Arrowflight7 ай бұрын
but.... where did you put the pint of ice cream inbetween? Am i the only one fixating on that?
@bbysiea6 ай бұрын
11:30 bro destroyed his mouth so bad he became an actual AI
@jemetiuswade14617 ай бұрын
Lol you came to texas during one of the bighest storms of the Year
@bobies4807 ай бұрын
I love you futurecanoe. Your videos are basically like a pain killer and the outro makes me calm
@floppy_hands17707 ай бұрын
Him eating the spicy food and practically moaning and crying in pain is so funny
@jannamasters64597 ай бұрын
The way I laughed out loud at work 9:19
@BaTycoonАй бұрын
8:20 Frieza day is the best
@YamLover237 ай бұрын
What a way to start the day
@epicsardines644027 күн бұрын
I went to Dallas for the first time at the end of this past October. Terry blacks was so good. Literally the only reason to go to dallas
@texxantexxan1357 ай бұрын
Bro. Hutchins is number 1 for a reason
@moises_2340Ай бұрын
11:24 bro went quiet and started breathing hard🤣🤣
@ritchierich27937 ай бұрын
Greatest Advertisement/product placement video ever in the history of KZbin... Heck made me even want go try some blue bell ice cream..
@amuboaa7 ай бұрын
plz dont die i love ur content
@Che1seabluesdrogba113 ай бұрын
Blue bell Pistachio and almond is also an insanely good one 😋
@why_all_the_username_taken7 ай бұрын
i agree with larry underwood. it makes me feel like futurecanoe in the bluebell aisle❤❤❤
@notkoval7 ай бұрын
If you're ever in Denver you gotta go to the french press for breakfeast. their food is amazing. Also the countless breweries with kitchens as well
@Doomercoomer-ej9zz7 ай бұрын
Flexible struggle meal Balkan style 1. Start by boiling 5 minute macaronies for 1 person, if its a lower struggle level meal I add chicken stock (any soft pasta is fine) 2.(optional if smol struggle)While boiling cook any meat available, ex minced meat or frozen meatballs or sausages, or bacon! Whatever I have in the freezer. 3. When macaronies are done cooking, drain them and put them in a bowl. Mix in a any available cheese (Cheese is kinda expensive so depends on the struggle level), a spoonfull of creme freische. Cracked black pepper. 4. This is the key to the whole recipe, Vegeta. Which is basically MSG but fully natural and from the balkans, Its available @ walmart and is a staple in any balkan household Sprinkle a bit over the macaronies, mix, then sprinke again. 5. (Optional) Top with the meat.
@75yomu7 ай бұрын
9:17 Laughed way more than I need to
@covenant116 ай бұрын
"Giant Beef Rib" was my nickname at culinary school.
@SoldrfMfortuneАй бұрын
Texas dive bars are pretty welcoming, if you're polite and sincere. You don't gotta be pretty in a dive bar, just be a good guy. Pool halls are also welcoming, depending on if its league night or not
@ivancruz90957 ай бұрын
DALLAS MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOO
@elbervideos4 ай бұрын
I’m so happy you came to Dallas !!!
@jupiterj10653 ай бұрын
You’re making me wanna go out and get some blue bell 😂 glad u enjoyed!!!
@surhudeshpande7 ай бұрын
Man please make longer videos. I would like to watch you for hours in a totally nongay straight way
@fadpanda38737 ай бұрын
Strangely it's when he's interacting with others that I'm the happiest
@JoeTheSquidOfficial7 ай бұрын
It’s nice to see you coming out of your shell. I felt you wouldn’t have spoke to that smoker as easy a few months back. Nice to see
@yesipan7 ай бұрын
DALLAS MENTIONED 🙏🗣🔥
@mothicebird38467 ай бұрын
wholesome as ever
@prosaically7 ай бұрын
Buttered pecan is truly amazing.
@TheTTimeShow7 ай бұрын
recommendation, warm peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream, also see if you can find Dublin sodas(the original makers of Dr. pepper ), also for the giggles see if you can get to an HEB , their tortillas are pretty good especially the butter ones(the ice cream their is also really good), also also try poking around fort worth, I personally find it a bit more pleasant than Dallas
@jarchi69887 ай бұрын
I'm in this video! The guy with the bulbasaur on his hat.
@larainejohnson81057 ай бұрын
10:57 I laughed so hard I split my lip😂
@railasvuo7 ай бұрын
I love these vlogs.
@WolfieSilveira7 ай бұрын
If I ever were to go to USA, I for sure want to go to that famous BBQ place in Texas.