"No unnecessary kitchen tools." *pulls out a buzz saw*
@toadiin69245 ай бұрын
Literally 😭 mf doesn’t have a masher but conveniently has a meat slicer
@Hawk78865 ай бұрын
Hey man, if you need to make jerky or loads of sandwiches, a slicer is a game changer
@TheYardninja5 ай бұрын
@@Hawk7886 but he doesnt have a stand mixer, a multitude of uses
@hxnslshhax90115 ай бұрын
He also have those cheese wheel toaster, not one but two
@FaceJP245 ай бұрын
Also, it's a minor offense, but he has a burger/sandwich press.
@Chef__Tyler5 ай бұрын
05:12 🤣I love it! I'm honored to be featured in this amazing video!
@danisarfa47585 ай бұрын
Hello cheff
@CLUTCH_dont_annoy_me5 ай бұрын
Hello bro teach me how to make a thicc grilled cheese
@sohaib15375 ай бұрын
Yo, the cheese legend has replied
@abluecardigan5 ай бұрын
Bold decision showing your face around here with the hacpoa on the loose
@kazboven97445 ай бұрын
Dude fucking love yoir content never imagined to see you here
@darioduvnjak42385 ай бұрын
The peanut butter was ruined by adding honey. If you add honey to any type of nut butter and blend it afterwards, it will cause it to harden and coagulate. Learned that the hard way 😢
@sjaaksjok5 ай бұрын
also no need to add oil
@Beefaroni_Bert5 ай бұрын
cant believe he ruined his roommates PB like that, the second i saw him sub it in to the hole he left I knew it would end badly lmao
@Twilit7775 ай бұрын
That's his boyfriend.
@dipon31895 ай бұрын
So jealous of his boyfriend
@SirChecken5 ай бұрын
@@Twilit777 Didn't he say he had a girlfriend once lol?
@anooppattankude64065 ай бұрын
‘I don’t believe in single function appliances’ *whips out deli slicer*
@Potent_Techmology5 ай бұрын
you can cut bread with it tho
@V1R1DESCENT5 ай бұрын
you can use it for when your boyfriend is acting out
@TheShizzlemop2 ай бұрын
@@V1R1DESCENT NOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Kermitthebadger5 ай бұрын
i just love how he refuses to get a mixer or a whisk or a masher but he got a freaking DELI SLICER, THE FCK
@vogeline_5 ай бұрын
He got 2 racklette melting thingies
@loopholesloopy5 ай бұрын
to be fair its like impossible to slice meat that thin with just a knife but yeah, i think he just likes mixing and beating it on the couch lol
@chemistryofquestionablequa62525 ай бұрын
@@loopholesloopyyou can if you partially freeze it first, but it’s tedious.
@Coffeewings3345 ай бұрын
Honestly it’s relatable. Not having certain things that some online chef will tell you to use but having some random ass garbage for some very specific purpose
@Astar246535 ай бұрын
Didnt he have a mixer a couple vids ago? What happened. The people want answers canoe.
@jackietabackie28245 ай бұрын
I'm low key so proud of him for that bread.
@akankshadubey-l4c2 ай бұрын
im highkey proud of him for that
@burner895926 күн бұрын
It's a nice baguette, but it's not a hoagie roll.
@happyaccident92935 ай бұрын
If they charged me 1$ for a napkin, i am wiping my hand and lips on the counter.
@Hawk78865 ай бұрын
Or make a pit stop for the bathroom first and bring home half a roll of tp
@reafinley5 ай бұрын
@@Hawk7886 yes that's way better than paying a whole dollar for a napkin. like the napkin shouldn't even be charged in the first place?
@loopholesloopy5 ай бұрын
bro wouldn't give them a rating cause of his generosity but these mfers give him cold meatballs, stale bread and charge him for napkins, he is too wholesome for this world tbh
@sheilamustain23905 ай бұрын
🤣
@yonpark62455 ай бұрын
I'm wiping my hands and mouth on the dollars I am dropping in the tip jar.
@TheMan84523 ай бұрын
That meatball sub is criminal. $12 plus $2 for cold un melted cheese and $1 for a napkin. $15 for a gross looking uninspired meatball sub
@floridamanHooningАй бұрын
Yeah that is the worst looking sub I've ever seen. I'd rather go to subway
@DarKnight-ct8zm5 ай бұрын
That jam actually looked good, we are entering a new era
@eldiablo14675 ай бұрын
He brought us back down to earth with the """peanut butter""" though.
@ShifuSage5 ай бұрын
@@eldiablo1467 this has me in tears bro😭😭😭😭
@DarKnight-ct8zm5 ай бұрын
@@eldiablo1467 somethings just never change i guess
@DarKnight-ct8zm5 ай бұрын
@@masroor-ur-rahman3363 thanks
@SlickTCG4 ай бұрын
10:13 yes, we are proud of you, you had so much fun with the Philly Cheesesteak, the genuineness was pure.
@Annoyed24x75 ай бұрын
Everytime he asks "Are you guys proud of me?" I feel like a proud parent.😂😂
@buttersmoother9075 ай бұрын
true true
@electricwassabi5 ай бұрын
so true 😂
@hippie12525 ай бұрын
We're proud of you, FC ❤️
@nisrinafadiya46475 ай бұрын
Yes
@Kosher_Salt3745 ай бұрын
We are proud.
@Realwood05 ай бұрын
I gotta admit that I’m starting to really like this guys content! So unique for something a lot of people do, this was a great video
@MurderousPenguin5 ай бұрын
remember kids, as chef boris taught us: 1:1 sugar:fruit ratio
@bencestuder92865 ай бұрын
i see you are a man of culture as well
@nyx775 ай бұрын
Boris mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🗣
@Inflamed_Forest5 ай бұрын
omg next futurecanoe should follow a boris recipe
@BostonDodgeGuy5 ай бұрын
Squats on toes break your bones
@Soilad5 ай бұрын
BUTTER HA
@55GingaNinja5 ай бұрын
that cheesesteak is legit impressive
@SnugglesTheSnuggle5 ай бұрын
That meatball sub from the shop should result in criminal charges.
@Prozact5 ай бұрын
FOR REAL. That actually is a crime with that much meat and no veggies or secondary stuffing that isn't muted by the block of beef.
@Tracer_Sweat5 ай бұрын
I wish I could send FutureCanoe this crazy cookbook I found...It's a real estate cookbook from the 60s (don't know why it has to do with real estate, I guess real estate agents would make these dishes and have them at open houses to attract home buyers) some recipes being..."Nameless Cake", "Vegetable and Ham Jelly", and "Senator Harris's Favorite Casserole" one of the casserole ingredients is Bacon...just bacon, no measurement...
@valeriamontemayor74853 күн бұрын
Drop the title for the rest of us to find in the archives somewhere or scan the book
@johanmotha14885 ай бұрын
2:51 No way he did that 😭😭
@catooey5 ай бұрын
Diabolical
@theaizere5 ай бұрын
something wrong with
@MarissaSins5 ай бұрын
i immediately scrolled down to the comments to see if someone commented on this LOL. beyond evil
@therealmudafuka72005 ай бұрын
Nobody's gonna know
@nathanho88785 ай бұрын
They’re gonna know.
@instinct9813 ай бұрын
8:50 7.5/10 for the outside and 8.5/10 for the inside. As a french, I'm proud of you.
@middsumer5 ай бұрын
almost died from lack of futurecanoe content thank u for uploading king
@ichiboyz7345 ай бұрын
From France, your baguette looks great, a little overcooked but still looking great !
@mcraeplays775 ай бұрын
the woof woof at 13:40 broke m eemotionally
@yasminhendricksa46645 ай бұрын
I had to go back to see if I wasn't just imagining it. He actually barked, the madman
@cookeryrecipes565 ай бұрын
I am absolutely blown away by your culinary skills in recreating these 7 iconic American sandwiches! Each one looks so authentic and delicious, and I can't wait to try to replicate them at home. Your talent in the kitchen is truly inspiring. Congratulations on sharing these amazing recipes with us! 😍😍
@V1R1DESCENT5 ай бұрын
hey you made a whole paragraph and it had no like so i felt bad and gave it a like, i love you please dont die
@IdkLmao-vp5ss3 ай бұрын
People are so mean to this guy I have no idea if you’re being sarcastic or not
@hi282 ай бұрын
@@IdkLmao-vp5ss he probably better at cooking than 90% of this comment section 🥲
@deltaorigin80365 ай бұрын
As a french man, I can say that I'm very proud of you and your bread 😊 Good video as usual, very satisfying to watch and very mouth watering too, keep it up :D
@jonasgajdosikas11255 ай бұрын
2:15 for making pb you need to process the peanut flour further. all the liquid comes from the peanuts themselves. do note that you need a powerful food processor for that.
@Smart44Lady3 ай бұрын
I broke a cheap food processor trying to make almond butter. Burned the motor to smoke.
@scottleggejr2 ай бұрын
@@Smart44Lady Smoked almond butter! Sick.
@tibimarin5 ай бұрын
"I don't believe in single use kitchen utensils" *pulls out deli slicer*
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
But it slices both meat and cheese, that's two uses.
@ttvnoodleboi5 ай бұрын
Bread@@ffwast
@ffwast5 ай бұрын
@@ttvnoodleboi And bread,and vegetables,and the remains of witnesses
@sahilrahman50665 ай бұрын
@@ffwast A mixer mixes wet things, dry things and used to make doughs and cream or whipped cream, also for just whipping up something really fast.
@borttorbbq25565 ай бұрын
Meat cheese vegetables anything slicers in delis cut everything sometimes even bread
@shoesbutsockless5 ай бұрын
I have a dairyless cheese cake recipe I discovered by accident and you'll never believe what the ingredients are. canned peaches, cornstarch and eggs. that's it, I tried to make a peach curd tart and for some reason it tastes like cheese cake. Just blend the peaches (and the syrup it comes in) add the cornstarch before blending so it mixes well, heat it up in a pot so that it thickens, if it bubbles a little bit thats when its ready. Just ladel it into some beaten eggs little by little to temper them while whisking and when its all combined pour into base or crust whatever your using and then bake 160 Celsius for 30 min should be fine depending on thickness, cover the top with foil if you dont want the top to crack. when it done let it cool and put it in the fridge for a few hours or overnight to firm up.
@spirituallyyoujustbeenx1852 ай бұрын
I wish he sees this and tries your recipe
@TrangNguyen-li9gj5 ай бұрын
omg 'woof woof' 🥺🥺🥺 13:45
@jonathanpereda48805 ай бұрын
I love you and your content bro. By far my favorite culinary channel on KZbin!
@MrPhantastic085 ай бұрын
you are unironically very inspiring, your brand of humor is one of my favorites.
@salioudiallo77835 ай бұрын
Proud of you with this one! It looks bombastic!!
@kiki___.5 ай бұрын
From Philly and you gained more respect from me by keeping the cheesesteak simple and not putting anything weird on there, like...love.
@Psuhockey-cr9if5 ай бұрын
Needed whiz soooo bad hurt me to watch
@thaddeusk3 ай бұрын
@@Psuhockey-cr9if whiz is for tourists. provolone or white American would be the more traditional choice.
@tonythvch35002 ай бұрын
@@thaddeuskcooper sharp has been my go-to if they have it
@sanisbd5 ай бұрын
6:14 “Chilly Pheesesteak”!!!
@theboringkaren5 ай бұрын
I need to see you tackling one of the ancient recipes from Tasting History with Max Miller
@skootzkadoodles5 ай бұрын
Yesss!!!!
@joshc56135 ай бұрын
FutureCanoe garum video when
@flameofphoenix59985 ай бұрын
@@joshc5613 his poor roommate
@Neukend5 ай бұрын
Hmm, i wonder what you could consume with less harm to your health: the original historical meal, no matter how old it is, or Canoe's replication of it🤔
@PlaguewielderAlchemist5 ай бұрын
He would make some killer hardtack
@williamruiz91863 ай бұрын
Wow!!! I love seeing your growth as a chef! It’s so amazing to see you get better and better
@zelkogryzak31025 ай бұрын
10:10 i don't know about other people and I know it's probably first time somebody says it to you, but I'm proud
@VEGA85 ай бұрын
Maangchi! I'm sure her cook book would be amazing her food looks yummy and she is so wholesome 😁
@insanebrain66855 ай бұрын
That cheese steak looks FUCKIN delicious bro. Good job Canoe, if you ever feel down just remember that you made a good looking cheese steak when your subs haven't
@Dr.Sockenshmirtz5 ай бұрын
13:15 futurecanoes roommate!?!?!?!
@Gaurav_Yadav_195 ай бұрын
You always manage to make me believe that i am not the only idiot alive 😂
@tobin16775 ай бұрын
I remember the Monte Cristo, we had them on our school lunch menu back in highschool (hooray for healthy american lunches) but at our school we had them with strawberry jam to dip in as well. Easily one of my favorite lunches.
@Brew785 ай бұрын
Alton Brown had a recipe for peanut butter that I've used and it's pretty easy. Just leave the peanuts blending in the food processor. That's it. If the motor starts smoking, you've let it go too long. That, or it's a PoS. You can optionally add a dab of honey. But certainly no oil. I think you just added too much stuff to it and didn't let it go long enough, it does take awhile. I say try it again some time, maybe do it up with toasting your own peanuts if you can find them raw.
@floflowo5 ай бұрын
Your videos make me feel safe and cozy. Idk if that's weird (sorry if it is), but I'm very grateful. Hope you're doing well :)
@SkylerMati5 ай бұрын
"WHAT ARE YOU?" "Radioactive!"- FutureCanoe's food😂
@NoobsUnited90005 ай бұрын
"I dont believe in single use kitchen tools " *brings out kitchen weight for PB&J*
@sunnydanisummers5 ай бұрын
12:04 this is the content I’m here for
@theraVen274 ай бұрын
Our Canoe is chaos
@EinWahlfisch5 ай бұрын
Bro, that cheesesteak sandwich looks majestic af. Gj! 🤤
@gohannx955 ай бұрын
As someone from PA that cheesesteak looked high end, from the bread to the steak then the cheese. And to me it looked like you popped dijon mustard, which I’ve seen used a couple times as well. It legitimately looked absolutely delicious, as well as beautiful!
@Rub1985 ай бұрын
If you like the unexpected synergy of the powdered sugar with savouriness, try pastilla, its a Moroccan meat pie (often chicken) with phyllo, covered in powdered sugar and a little cinnamon. First time I had powdered sugar with something so savoury, but so good. And for the traditional one, you don't need an oven, it's baked in a skillet
@gavinrock65 ай бұрын
Man, there's a Moroccan restaurant my family loves to go to, and they serve a whole 5 course meal. One of the first dishes is what you described, and it was always in the back of my mind wondering what the dish was. I'll have to look into making it one day, now I know what it is. Thanks!
@OuroborosChoked5 ай бұрын
Legends say that other half of the bread dough is still fermenting to this day.
@daniellefrancis62415 ай бұрын
Oh please do Dylan B Hollis' cookbook. I wanna see how you're gonna tackle to old baking recipes
@Saki357215 ай бұрын
Baking Yesteryear!
@Dacraun5 ай бұрын
Your fresh bread might just be the best food in this video.
@Lovely_Lightning5 ай бұрын
Love how Future is the most endearing cooking KZbinr on the platform.
@malegria96413 ай бұрын
I mean, ordinary sausage is up there with him
@ceoofsony59243 ай бұрын
The rapper? Sensational?
@NomdePlume3374 ай бұрын
Bro has a deli slicer and a raclette melter, at this point I fully believe he has a stand mixer he’s just messing with us
@ChiragPatel-fl4kd5 ай бұрын
My man, super proud of you and your philly cheesesteak
@Yaturu5 ай бұрын
Auuua i miss watching your videos, i dont know why i stopped but i got bored after a while of keeping up with your daily videos but now that i recently am finding out i have somesort of selective Anhedonia type stuff and currently trying to recover from, ill just say im so glad you still make me smile and like i used to before, i feel the excitement just not that much feeling but every little feelings count
@yaminnigor74475 ай бұрын
"sound travels slower than light in this camera", I laughed so hard at that. its slower in real life too i know he is talking about the delay and i know its irony
@RedBirdieChan5 ай бұрын
Hey man, thanks for making my day better.
@tonythvch35005 ай бұрын
I’m from Philly and you did a fine job on the cheesesteak
@rajkumariahona73705 ай бұрын
Proud of you making the bread ❤🥺
@therealmudafuka72005 ай бұрын
I can't believe I'm saying this but that Philly cheese steak looks divine
@Eierkrauler420_5 ай бұрын
2:05 “so you gotta oil it up” nah you gotta oil up big fella
@Je11yb3aner5 ай бұрын
In regards to the exposure in the clip; it’s because your camera is set to auto exposure so with all the dark black colors in the clip it ups the exposure to make it more visible. Next time just do manual exposure so it doesn’t adjust on its own :)
@omerkhan28795 ай бұрын
He's getting better, he's evolving.
@v-ia5 ай бұрын
10:50 bit disappointed you didn't wrap it up in aluminum foil and let it steam for a few minutes before cutting into it. total gamechanger
@JK-wl6dx5 ай бұрын
Probably makes much less difference when the bread is fresh from the oven
@SwaggMessiah695 ай бұрын
That would ruin the freshly baked bread. Any other bread 100%
@pele6322 ай бұрын
Every dish looks really good! That self made bread looked delicous. It isn't easy to make good bread. I'm proud of you!
@reafinley5 ай бұрын
The Philly Cheesesteak looks so goddamn delicious, you did a good job and yes we're proud of you FutureCanoe!! 😊
@Edvin.S5 ай бұрын
This is probably the only ”food” content creator i can watch with out getting hungry.
@aaronharper73375 ай бұрын
I dont know if he has a "paperback" cookbook but, Tasting History With Max Miller is my second favourite cooking youtube channel. I'd absolutely love to see your take of Sh*t on a shingle.
@Miuya5 ай бұрын
He does have a physical cookbook!
@lancevance475 ай бұрын
That and mythical kitchen 😍
@ryukoprop5 ай бұрын
the philly cheesesteak is a swiss army knife of love and food. The fancy cheese options are good and even the cheese whis is really fucking good. Peppers, onions, tomatoes its all good and you can take off and put on what you please. truly the goat.
@Paprikawastaken5 ай бұрын
It is incredible how far you’ve come. Cooking, videos, and kitchenware have all gone up so much in quality it’s insane.
@zariasalter62005 ай бұрын
So everyone is going to ignore that part of the video at 12:45 is backwards and the truck is driving backwards 😂😂😂
@ColdFuse965 ай бұрын
Goddamn, that is the nicest bread I've ever seen just a regular guy like us make. You always see all of these food experts like Joshua Weissman or Gordon Ramsey with thousands of dollars worth of cooking equipment and super ingredients make bread, and then you made that same bread and it just doesn't look the same and you assume that it's because they had way better equipment, but here's FutureCanoe showing us that no, we just gotta have a little tenacity to make it look right!!!
@kergeiser5 ай бұрын
17:12 you are my favorite cooking youtuber without a doubt.
@Soupdrinker265 ай бұрын
I experienced actual, physical pain seeing him add oil to the peanut butter. 😂
@gavinrock65 ай бұрын
Pained you to watch the oil go in, but not the honey first?
@ttvnoodleboi5 ай бұрын
@gavinrock6 cause thats a valid mistake if you dont know anything about making peanut butter tbh😂
@gavinrock65 ай бұрын
@@ttvnoodleboi that's fair, honestly
@rana28045 ай бұрын
I am proud and surprised of you of not only baking perfect bread but also not burning it
@gograss4695 ай бұрын
"WHAT ARE YOU?" -Gordon Ramsay
@Alex_...345655 ай бұрын
if he doesnt answer an idiot sandwich i'm gonna be sad lmao
@MidoseitoAkage5 ай бұрын
"An idiot sandwich..." - the idiot lady with make up
@Nyannyanggg5 ай бұрын
I immediately answered, "A donut". 😂😂
@MidoseitoAkage5 ай бұрын
"An idiot sandwich..." - A lady.
@OfficiallyMaidenlessАй бұрын
Canoe Idk why but youtube hasn't recommended me one of your videos for a full 4 months. I'm going through and watching everything I missed, but I wanted to comment to remind youtube I LOVE FUTURECANOE VIDEOS
@weihsuan20535 ай бұрын
“Trending TikTok sound” Proceeds to play an old ass meme sound
@chos876110 күн бұрын
3:57 why did i expect a cheese pull
@autmn28275 ай бұрын
3:30 how did bro manage to make store bought butter radioactive 💀💀
@Lord_Malkior5 ай бұрын
4:51 My mom just walked in and said I can't watch this channel anymore... sorry Mr. Canoe. :/
@Encucumbered5 ай бұрын
Thank you for making us radioactive food, you have entertained millions!
@CorneliousRR5 ай бұрын
Just wanted to say I really like your videos, been seeing your stuff come up in shorts a lot but only just now subscribed and watched a full length one. It's kind of fascinating to watch ya work because it reminds me a lot of myself, trying new things, and failing a lot, but still just happy to keep going because of the experience of it and that hits me pretty hard. Keep up the good work man.
@A_Bumbling_Buffoon5 ай бұрын
The cheesesteak actually looked delicious, you did a great job man!
@Kionsuu2 ай бұрын
you have quickly become my favorite food content creator
@kekistanec7545 ай бұрын
0:56 my man just said "masepheee"
@ver1mz28 күн бұрын
i heard "masturbaaate🥴"
@R4ndomdoe4 ай бұрын
The cheesesteak was unironically one of the best things you’ve ever made on this channel
@greggapologist1135 ай бұрын
oh im early for once. just wanna say your videos are truly calming (despite the radioactivity) and i sometimes rewatch them to help me fall asleep KZbinr cookbook suggestion: Baking Yesteryear by B. Dylan Hollis!!! He bakes stuff based on recipes from the 20th century
@hiramlopez78235 ай бұрын
Ok but futurecanoe trying the mythical cookbook would be 10/10
@da4k3945 ай бұрын
Bro has a deli meat slicer but no standmixer yet 🗿
@AshokKumar-ro2luАй бұрын
Dude's never gonna forgive his parents for giving him tuna wrap in high school😂
@Notreallyhereanymore5 ай бұрын
7:08 Ah, A Man of Culture i see
@yamothafreakinboi5 ай бұрын
I’m from Philly the only thing you could have done that I consider disrespect the steak would be adding peppers or mushrooms. What you made is a very good looking cheesesteak, and I’m proud of you for the hoagie roll too
@Cecy_5 ай бұрын
11:11 did he js do a lil dancey dance..?🧍♀️
@mamabro755 ай бұрын
I'm French and I think your bread/baguette looked pretty legit!
@MESIRlX5 ай бұрын
15:42 not sure about what camera youre using, but it looks like the sandwich is overexposed as your camera may be trying to expose for the whole scene (which has a lot of black) in mind. You can perhaps try using center-weighted exposure and framing your shot with the food in the middle, or (preferably) locking down all of your exposure settings (aperture, shutter speed, ISO) during a shoot so you never get surprised
@DrPlagueReborn5 ай бұрын
It's on purpose,the radioactive meat joke is still ongoing
@lemonsquares9888Ай бұрын
I'm glad you corrected yourself when u asked who's our favorite cooking youtuber
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen5 ай бұрын
2nd fave cooking youtuber; Jun Joshizuki, (don't think he has a cookbook though), so 3rd; Josh from Mythical Kitchen, (very creative and his cooking process look a lot like yours, but his results somehow look more delicious)
@minamisaneko70805 ай бұрын
Kupferfuchs is a german youtuber who made her own cookbook if you want to challange yourself