Your Body Is A Design Disaster

[@BeAmazed]

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[@Ari_frfr]

Can you tell us why we can’t move our hair

[@ultimatenoobslayer3146]

ariel Nevarez it's because your a boy

[@Duckster1964]

Stop talking bad about American healthcare....Obamacare made everything medical free... If you say otherwise you are are racist...That's what I was told for 8 years....

[@SkibidisigmarizzOhioo]

@@nidhinnair9215 t|

[@sandychen1381]

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[@murmurkazau5598]

So why not become entirely an octopus? -No more bone broblems, because no more bones. -No more male nipples because no nipples. -No more teeth problem because you have a fancy beak. -And of course those weird ass octupus eyes, which are better than human eyes, they can even see underwater and they propably also have a wider field of view. Seems like octodad is the perfect human being.

[@RE-zl7sy]

and no school

[@ChocoStudiosBrickfilms]

Also have 3 hearts

[@gamingcat6034]

+you can evolve on command basically

[@viktorgaraj2224]

not bad thinking but some of us humans can see like a eagle miles away like me i can also see under water and it aint that long its only 5 meters away from me

[@Ethan.YT.]

Omg yeah Imma go do it

[@AD......]

Why is his voice like an angel and the devil combined? Edit: yall are awesome at doing your abc's

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Cuz he is a neutral fella

[@InfinityGaming420]

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[@AD......]

@@InfinityGaming420 B

[@Leolikat]

@@AD...... C

[@comfyelleyt8950]

@JR 66 E

[@valoriehansen1649]

The last knee solution made me think of people running the most silliest way with legs flailing around like crazy.

[@bcjmythical9576]

It's surprising how there are 20 minutes of this but no single Cells at Work footage

[@seaurchin3895]

I know right?

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Huh

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

“And what is the deal with male nipples” I’m not mature enough to not laugh at that

[@timacrow]

They are there so you can rub them while flicking your tongue lasciviously and staring at people in the market.

[@noimsquidward7327]

@@timacrow Yes officer, this man right here.

[@auggie2101]

Same✋😞

[@shinraset]

I haven't finished the video yet but I would like to point out a few things concerning pain. A toothache actually can be fatal if the infection goes septic and enters the bloodstream. Edit. Finished the video Would be kind of interested in trying the eye thing.

[@outwild-australia8771]

yeah thats tru

[@mattiasek2217]

Conclusion, flesh is weak. We need to achieve singularity asap.

[@johnmonke8066]

But first god gotta get Ai, mind upload, and self assembly

[@Ethan.YT.]

Ok Imma rip mine off Consultation don't do that

[@torreeric499]

I agree 👍...

[@sovietcat8789]

Mmmmm yes

[@collins0118]

Nah, hive mind scenario only reinforces loneliness. So you produce yourself with the concept that free will exist's (though it actually doesn't, *never has*. Love that narcissist?) And so you'll condemn yourself and even be challenged by yourself for Ultimate authority, but this is but a charade, because who is in Control but you? Perhaps you grant your lesser self full control and authority whom you've the utmost mastery of anyway, but again, it is only you, but of course the you prior to...granted self ignorance? A you subjected unto yourself without the agreement or knowledge of the prior self that is you, you've now lost, identity? ...how long should this circled regurgitation last, before you desire to of never existed all? Even so, soo much as to have a valid and strong opposition to whatever argument you've only imposed upon yourself?... The great grand question for which and why and or who and what you are... is it obtainable? Could you ever recall the you, that is you without self martyr sacrifice and its eternal destruction, because its for the right of what is righteous holding to the account it was all for a greater purpose of discovering you, (as in) only yourself? In fact, how can you be sure singularity has not already been acheived, are you sure, that you are you? The GREAT I AM? I'm "know" doubt sure you'll pose the quodlibet, well Am I? Assured rejustification of utmost implausibility because of documents that you exist and have only existed since such record? Surly your not the great I AM right? ...or do you hold your ground with such unassured presumption? ....

[@Abdeybebe]

Can we please keep this guys voice for ALL the future videos. 🙏🙏

[@mateuszdziewierz4234]

yes

[@ValentinaMQuetzal]

Well he don’t forgot he can age so it could be that we think that the narrator is changed but it isn’t so I think it’s better that they should hire a new one to take some videos as the narrator so we don’t get fooled it

[@angel_douglas2347]

Yes pls 🙏🙂

[@bophelomphakati5088]

I know right

[@jade2708]

I'm from the future and they didnt keep it sadly. It's been months so if u wanna hear it, ur gonna have to re-watch old videos unfortunately.

[@lunashadowblood6258]

I love to try these changes, though personally I have a couple major weaknesses, including high pitched sounds, bright lights, and general heating. Stress nearly gave me a seizure when I attempted to donate blood

[@muhanadelhalangi1791]

Lol you can’t be serious I have all of these too

[@lunashadowblood6258]

@@muhanadelhalangi1791 wow really? I'm glad I'm not the only one, if takes be a few min just to get used to sunlight

[@gamingnamehere1560]

@@lunashadowblood6258 u havent gone outside the entire year have u?

[@lunazarikai9320]

@@gamingnamehere1560 I try to go outside, but the sunlight over heats my body to the point of heatstroke extremely easily

[@celestialgd7340]

Video: “Your body is a design disaster” Me, who already knew this: *SIGNATURE LOOK OF SUPERIORITY*

[@feliciajenkins5041]

Was soo happy my hips and pelvis came after my c-section..my baby was eight and a half pounds there's no way I could've done it.

[@Playtiempo]

19:59 RETURN TO MONKE

[@jae_best_dude29]

Monke

[@ihavenoidea762]

Monke

[@chibi_okami]

Monke

[@melixrism2786]

Monke

[@hellohooman8962]

Monke

[@proculusjulius7035]

Some people : we're intelligently designed.. Our cheeks :we bed to differ.

[@darrencole97]

Intelligent huh but you used we’re as in we are not were? Huh interesting there.

[@justsomeone5806]

My self acceptance dropped from 80% -> 1% just by reading the title. 😂

[@auggie2101]

Same

[@lcoq19]

I vote for an upgrade on the cavities for nerves to fit through being a little larger to avoid so much issue with entanglement with tendons and the like (specifically I'm thinking of carpal tunnel syndrome, and it's counterpart, cubital tunnel syndrome). Also, better attachment at the hand/wrist joint. You tear out that cartilage complex (TFCC) and you lose a lot of wrist stability, like I did as a teenager. It's been 16 years and my hand still dislocates from thr wrist at the slightest pull to the hand. It's not really painful anymore, though i can't do precision tasks like writing for very long without pain, but it does mean I've got reduced strength in the hand and my hands and wrist tire/give out more quickly when doing things that require strength and movement- like swinging a tennis racquet or using scissors. And because cartilage doesn't have a lot of blood flow, like muscle, for example, it doesn't really have the chance to heal. Once torn, it's just not there anymore. A hand surgeon told me my old option was leave it as is or fuse the joint, which would severely limit hand movement. I chose the former. Idk if technology has advanced to repair such things in the 16 years since injury though.

[@shad0w44]

Hmmm the thumbnail makes sense. I didn’t know that I had a dinosaur foot. Thanks for the tip!

[@jamiestanway4530]

I did

[@toniatchison3678]

It's not that we're broken or flawed. It's that we aren't done yet!

[@Leolikat]

Were only version 0.37

[@NikodAnimations]

Reject humanity, return to fish

[@Mbull4935]

Be Amazed: “Toothaches cause by infections or something equally nasty, but it’s hardly life threatening!” Me who nearly died from a severely infected tooth: “Well that’s a load of bull!”

[@samchindedza2012]

It less common way to die Compared to stroke

[@Mbull4935]

Sam Chindedza not really. If you look at third world statistics, then it’s more common. And my husbands former police chief passed away from an undetected tooth abscess just a few weeks ago.

[@ewananderson4765]

From this image we can derive that horror movies just depict evolved humans.

[@MDProgramming]

Not only I learned a lot, but also I laughed a lot. thanks. 🤣

[@windowsfan95]

7:00 that’s the good thing whit living in Norway. Because here it’s totally free.

[@sargentsteve7148]

*reject back pain, return to monke*

[@pistolannie6500]

YOUR ancestors may have come from monkeys....MINE came from God.

[@melsgamingsessions8371]

Agree

[@nooneyouknow5002]

Very informative dude, love it!

[@realrainpeace2250]

That's the thing we are not PERFECT

[@johnmariedelacruz2800]

wellllllll. Dudeperfect??

[@Ok-fj4mv]

@@johnmariedelacruz2800 he has all these flaws too

[@Itsbully06]

@@Ok-fj4mv dude perfect is a person lamo

[@johnmariedelacruz2800]

@@Ok-fj4mv XD

[@IAmMightyMike]

thanks. that's the point the video is making.

[@EmilDoesRandomStuff]

My mom has histamine pain, mast cell, celiac and a ton of other health issues, including low blood sugar. Me and my sisters have some of the disorders. Sadly, as the middle child, I somehow manage to have around half of my mom's health issues.

[@johand3114]

oh God. I'd love to try all these updates. do they get automatically installed or do I need to go into sleep mode first 😂

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

That'd be cool asf

[@lauraeves3953]

Bro I just started watching the video. I bit my tongue and in the Mix of that choked on a potato chip.. Lol woow

[@2chooks]

80% of the time I walk on my toes. 100% of the time when I run on my toes.

[@acornsofficialchannel487]

I run and jog just using the front of my foot and not my heel.

[@pizzaiq]

If you run on your toes you need running lessons.

[@acornsofficialchannel487]

@@pizzaiq I find it actually saves energy and makes me run/jog faster. I see no problem with running on toes as long as the runner is happy with it, and they don't look like an idiot. Most can't even tell the difference in appearances

[@dennisbakker5262]

It will shorten your avhillesheel

[@NikodAnimations]

On occasions, I run on toes. The fact I use front of leg on occasions is surprising.

[@mindnova7850]

I know, no need to rub it in...

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

I agree our bodies are worse than poop

[@CT-7731]

The weird spine problem is basically just the narrator saying "Reject humanity. Return to monke"

[@NikodAnimations]

Monkeys have more flaws. So reject humanity return to fish.

[@IloveDUI]

No shit. Giraffes fall from big height when they're born an Stand like nothing happen and I sleep on my hand for 15 minutes and it will hurt for the rest of the week

[@will-i-am-not]

It is not a design flaw, but it is a great body thing, that even if you removed most of someone's liver, it would grow back to it's original size, now that is amazing!!

[@timacrow]

Nicely done, slipping that blinkist advert into the narrative, you slick bastard. :)

[@martys9972]

Brilliant analysis of human body construction and operational flaws. Discussion of fetal development very interesting.

[@denielmikatakis4142]

That perfect human looks sussy close to resident alien lol

[@Conneticutsianite_1]

just wanna let you know having a sponsor part of the video right in the beginning to interrupt your video is another human flaw but still, it's interesting biology facts!

[@FelineDeskFan13]

23:00 wouldn’t a ball and socket knee joint screw with our stability or something?

[@athf4ever780]

Remember everyone, if your foot looks like a high heel that means you're perfectly healthy and average.

[@kassiml6408]

Hh yh didn't really make sense to me to be honest, what we are now is just seemingly perfect for us humans

[@athf4ever780]

@@kassiml6408 they changed the thumbnail

[@PapaDePicante]

Why did the thumbnail change from that to if you have thousands of tiny teeth your very healthy

[@kassiml6408]

@@PapaDePicante that happens in most of be amazed videos, they might even change a video thumbnail after 3 days or even a week, really hard to notice tho since we don't really watch old videos that we already watched

[@judeoftheweekfilm9539]

@@athf4ever780 really

[@elizabethshaw734]

My allergies was so bad I had to go to an allergist at age 12 and have 250 tests on my back most of which came back positive. I had allergy shots for a year and to this day 30 years later I don't suffer from my allergies anymore but I do have bad sinuses and I always will.

[@absilint1318]

A C-section is just getting evicted because you didnt want to leave

[@Amechaniaa]

Now I’m just paranoid I could have cancer and not know it

[@lreverse_card1547]

Thumb nail : i now have attack on titan vibes

[@Thatgamingyoutuberisme21]

Did you know that your eye can rotate about 90 degrees it’s so you can see upright when you’re tilting your head

[@dragonjurassicmaster1445]

Wouldn’t growing a tail help with the spine problems? Because then we would most likely walk at a slight angle but the tail would help with walking. If anyone knows otherwise please let me know

[@samchindedza2012]

That means anybody in sports would Just have to pull the tail

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

@@samchindedza2012 oof

[@blessedbeauty3989]

My husband played football in highschool. During one of his games one of his teammate's moms had a sucker and stood up to cheer for her son and choked on the sucker and sadly passed away.

[@sphakamisozondi]

I knew i was a flaw from the moment i was born. 🤣🤣

[@KingJuliantheloneliestwolf]

I’m really going to be king Julian as a lemur

[@dragonlady9233]

I have all 4 wisdom teeth grown and only one of em extracted and I have no pain.

[@ndrvzw]

Well look at this big mouth over here :p

[@dragonlady9233]

@@ndrvzw actually my mouth is pretty small

[@ndrvzw]

@@dragonlady9233 lmao damn my joke doesn't work anymore...although how does one determine mouth size?

[@dragonlady9233]

It's small cuz some of my teeth are crooked and the only reason all my wisdom teeth are out is because I had 3 molars removed due to decay from too much sugar.

[@ndrvzw]

@@dragonlady9233 ohhh well you should've said that before lol you cheated the system and just replaced some molars

[@fidogyrenuzanon2335]

You bring an interesting point. For an image of a “perfect being,” we seem to be massively flawed, with features that don’t entirely make sense. For what you described, if we are made for those things because our God does them, then you are absolutely correct. Our bodies are pathetic if they were made to do those things. However, the God whom you are referring to is one of the only Gods to have done all of the following: constructed the world in 7 days, planted the Garden of Eden, and clothed the first humans. Since we are made in his image, while our bodies may not be built for anything else, we should still be able to do the things that He does. And, when you look around the world and see all that humanity has accomplished, that is exactly what is looks like. While each person has features that slowly dwindle, humanity as a whole has built the earth up, planted food upon its surface, and clothed each other with real and viable clothing, just like their God.

[@theimperfectgod7140]

Our bodies are evolutionary marvels, but there's always room for improve- [ heart attack ] 💀 Agh!

[@bengianturco7926]

How about appendicitis

[@theimperfectgod7140]

@@bengianturco7926 That too ☝️💀 pretty cool stuff!

[@bengianturco7926]

@@theimperfectgod7140 I know we should get rid of it before an inflammation happens

[@sonianevermind1232]

11:44 You could also put a special parasite in your body, that can help. I watched an episode of Monsters Inside Me where a guy who suffered from really bad (almost deadly) allergies put a type of parasite (forgot what it was called) into his body to help with the allergies after everything else failed. 21:19 Baby ostrich!

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Woah fr? Damn

[@ingridakerblom7577]

​@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatmanapparently it's done in Mexico by a guy called Jorge Llamas.. but it's not at all clear how effective this treatment with hook worms are

[@NewWaveEnthusiast]

THE THUMBNAIL😭(they changed it smh)

[@gonelooney5698]

just a note: infection in a tooth can go into the jaw and from there right to the brain with fatal results, so a tooth ache is something that can kill us.

[@fittypea]

Who else here choked on the food they were eating when they heard that 5000 people die each year from choking in the us

[@dr.theory7900]

Did you die ? 😂😂😂 (joking)

[@Jke-oc1ye]

Ikr u would have thought it was more

[@Douhnut1667]

20:01 yes. wait That's why quads feel so good

[@InfinityGaming420]

Let's get be amazed to 10M who's with me

[@InfinityGaming420]

@calamity :)

[@hdhwkq]

@@InfinityGaming420 I'm here but I'm ghost

[@soumyahegde1181]

Very informative and super hilarious... Had a fun time watching it

[@Pol-Pot]

I've actually looked up why men have nipples before so I already knew that one

[@gmsteele44]

They can also be used if a guy takes estrogen.

[@the_official_djalanjs0588]

On 6:02 A Problematic Pelvis. There is a old 1969 song (which you can find a more modern remix) called 2525. The original, Zager and Evans - In The Year 2525 (1969). The remix, In The Year 2525 - Groove Build feat. Jean Rohe.

[@randichristineljnes2510]

You know what Wold be epic, face revel

[@Leolikat]

This is an entire team you cant reveal the face of a team

[@hooleesheet4957]

@@Leolikat Yeah, it's almost impossible to do this kind of research, edit, etc... ALONE... EVERYDAY...

[@chibi_okami]

Team reveal!

[@ultimattdoom]

Another design flaw is our skin. Why do we get sun burns? We should also have gills and lungs.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

I don't know about gills, but you are right. Earth is roughly 70% water, yet most mammals in general have limited lung capacity and can't swim.

[@AyKayCl1ps]

0:55 Me: I feel that🥺🥺

[@emmyo6678]

I disagree that the body is a design disaster. We have to take care of our bodies. Many people have more concern for their vehicles performance than their body. I am 70 and have cared for my feet and back all my life. Feet are pliable without pain. Spine is stretched and exercised and in good health. Don't blame your body...it is a miracle of design.

[@brom9731]

I know what you mean but I am 20 and the doc said that my knees are desinged to fall apart because my patella is too flat. That happend already twice. Have a nice day^^

[@BreakerInc]

If it made the pain stop? YES, yes I would walk on all fours!

[@FireHeart2829]

I've wanted to for years now!!!

[@NikodAnimations]

More flaws, so just return to fish

[@andrew_sfs]

i eat lemons and drink pure lemon juice so i will probably not suffer from an vitamin c defficiency

[@evangelinevivian1561]

19:33 Reject humanity, return to monke

[@lilmanydj]

I still think Be Amazed has a very satisfying voice.

[@Momodou667]

thank god i was born without wisdom teeth

[@tkcaraher]

I completely guessed 26 bones in our feet and I was Fudging right!

[@mikkigedeon9437]

Next thing you know he says “ do you know what hunger is, that is a problem, the solution to this problem is go eat something “

[@charlesdelane4994]

Ooh 💩💩💩💩😂🤣😂🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀🤣😂🤣

[@NikodAnimations]

⚠️⚠️⚠️

[@PolishBagle]

I already went on 4 legs before

[@truebloo]

Alright boys you know the drill Reject humanity, return to monke

[@kie8124]

I had a c section with no insurance and 7 nights in a private hospital room cost me $0 🇦🇺

[@anon_79]

*We are beautifully, fearfully and wonderfully made from the hands of our heavenly father.*

[@manonthemoonnow45]

Are you sure

[@ROBERTSCOIN]

I tried to Return To Monkey and fell out of a tree and smashed my elbow so bad it cannot be repaired.

[@duckgames__]

I have room for all my wisdom teeth and I also have 6 extra teeth under some off my adult teeth 🤣

[@NikodAnimations]

I don't have wisdom teeth.

[@Brown-Marquez_editz]

The furies were on to something

[@palmtreeplays8696]

If you put the video at x2 speed he sounds like an annoyed scientist LMAO

[@hannalaredo2701]

I tried the 0.5 speed and it sounds like a discovery h&h midnight documentary XD

[@palmtreeplays8696]

@@hannalaredo2701 hahahaha

[@gamingwithcorkcoder1871]

Hope you guys have a good day

[@TheHappyQuadriplegic]

It’s amazing when we go diving how our body modifies itself to decompress and compress oxygen. You know what I mean.....?? I’m horrible explaining things 😂

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Just shut up I'm having existential crisis right now

[@TheHappyQuadriplegic]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 I wasn’t talking, I’m texting 😂

[@slimothyjames4577]

I have constantly awful allergies because just about everything sets them off :') I was dusting once and had to stop when my eyes and nose stung and my throat felt like it was closing! But don't get me started on pollen... If I don't take medication to ease some of it, the oils and pollen on plants can cause my skin to break out if there's contact, but otherwise I just get very sickly; puffy/itchy/watery eyes, sinus issues, extreme phlegm build-up and difficulty staying awake and some cognitive impairment like when you have trouble moving or talking with a really bad flu. I live in rural country area, nature have mERCY-

[@FelineDeskFan13]

20:00 to fix the problem where the lower part of the spine has more pressure, why not have denser lower vertebrae? Reply if you agree or disagree plz.

[@NikodAnimations]

Just reject humanity, return to not monke, but *FISH*

[@chrisbarone515]

NO WAY! I LOVE Talking. In fact, I would LOVE to hear animals talk and have human intelligence just like us. Wouldn't that be awesome?

[@chrisfraser5088]

Although I found this video absolutely hilarious, there is an ENORMOUS amount of anatomical and biological errors stated as fact here. If it’s all for a laugh, cool. But if you’re serious about most of what you’re saying though…then I have to assume you’ve done no research into the human body and why certain things are the way they are.

[@danissdiary]

Right

[@jevier927]

Omg your unexplainable man someday i will remember your vids and maybe just maybe it will save my life thanks man 👍🏼

[@raymondchatwinfilms7542]

Put the spine in the middle with organs in front and behind it. And oh yea, eyes on the back, and let our knees bend both ways. And while we're on the topic, give us a tail... but with a hand on the end. 🤔🤔🤔 Damn, I'm good! Edit: I wrote this before he talked about the knees.

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I am completely sick and tired of people constantly saying that the human body has many evolutionary mistakes, ESPECIALLY IN THE FEET!!!!!

[@manonthemoonnow45]

But it does

[@christianmartin1655]

1st like and comment, this is the first time this has ever happened.

[@danielhilliman4277]

Im frist

[@danielhilliman4277]

Jk

[@AIRCHICKENGaming]

it always seems that way until you refresh the page

[@christianmartin1655]

@@AIRCHICKENGaming I was first after I refreshed the page twice

[@janeeditdat6327]

@@christianmartin1655 omg youre so cool. How can i be like you?

[@Dralaios]

61 million years ago... I wonder how fast earth would be rotating back then.

[@billyt1298]

Those who created us are still working on Improvement.

[@mom42boys]

How about the fact that the prefrontal cortex, responsible for planning complex cognitive behavior, personality expression, decision making, and moderating social behaviour, is the last part of the brain to develope fully? Wouldn't it make more sense for that to develop FIRST??

[@carlyedwards47]

Only people that didn’t come from TikTok can like this

[@1sttoro286]

I don’t want to

[@sweetywann]

Only people who know he does not post on TikTok can like this

[@Fignewton1991]

BOT

[@Yourlocal_cupcakke]

bro forgot to post it on msa

[@cells__33]

I never see this in TikTok

[@jer103]

ASAPscience and Seeker have done video on the body like this, too. The body is a common thing to look at.

[@BeeReports444]

*Congrats* *to* *everyone* *who* *is* *early* *and* *who* *found* *this* *comment.*.

[@trystankitty5393]

I saw this

[@lazarosekonomou1126]

Yep

[@GingoVR]

Pov you see this 2 years later 😅

[@Pookie10108]

I’m a bit late

[@caitlinsplayhouse4173]

Why did u say * comment *

[@MDProgramming]

Exactly what I needed to win the arguments

[@EMRLDPRTO]

Vegans: “I was born an herbivore” Me: True, most herbivores animals are pretty dumb

[@angelshallneverrise]

14:57 - 15:01 ...my mother *_needs_* to somehow stop smoking then.

[@gavin2119]

Me waiting for the sidemenreacts video

[@jakeb5453]

It's already out

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@jakeb5453 Wait, wut?

[@jakeb5453]

@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 if it's called "it wasn't filmed you wouldn't believe it"

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@jakeb5453 No, I was just amazed it exists already, the video has only been out for a couple hours now.

[@reaperman7173]

I want all the evolutions in this video except the octopus eyes because that’s just straight up nightmare fuel