Everyday Things That Prove Our Life Is a Lie

[@BeAmazed]

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[@largomauriziovitale4863]

Be Amazed I

[@noel9817]

Gillian Matubis this commet was one day ago

[@fukyeahfishin]

Be Amazed I

[@unacceptableJebuS]

fakers I've been in japan and they do it by hand and they build 10x as faster as a California builder but in californa i'm still impressed by your building work but japan builds faster

[@letimen5456]

Be Amazed Amazing

[@faraaziqbal8302]

I don't need everyday things to prove that my life is a lie...

[@MrShnazer]

Faraaz Iqbal My life is not a lie.maybe you being deceived.

[@tomsulivin2263]

lol

[@nish676]

Faraaz Iqbal because life is already a lie

[@victowr2262]

Faraaz Iqbal a

[@berryberryclown]

Im the 600th like so that makes my life a lie

[@ChillyKitty]

who on earth thinks that pineapples grow on trees???

[@sing9123]

Chilly Kitty what are Pineapples?

[@SuperT]

Ik 8 knew that they were bushes.

[@kaburii9807]

Who lives in a pineapple under a tree?

[@akina8557]

Chilly Kitty I did.......

[@chiaseed01]

I always thought they grew like carrots since the top can be reused to grow another pineapple.

[@AYWCMedia]

Commander Crunch is still the Captain of his ship if he is the highest ranking officer and put in that position. -NavyVet

[@adimorfondnofromida]

Shawn J Ransom thank you, I was about to explain this... commanders can be captains too

[@davidgunsell7709]

1234

[@markbollinger1343]

In the USCG we have 0-2's who act as Capt was a LTJG Capt.

[@firewall56]

Shawn J Ransom I'm de captain now

[@firewall56]

Justpanda11 Yee ??

[@MrTilbin]

Any commander of a ship is called "Captain" regardless of actual rank.

[@mamag58]

In Star Trek TNG. There's a Commander Ryker and a Captain Jean-Luc Picard.🙄

[@fredsasse9973]

Right you are. The Captain of both ships I served on were Commanders.

[@thatmurkyguy9497]

MrTilbin “captain is an army rank too”

[@raynic1173]

@@mamag58 If you have a Captain he will have a subordinate, a commander. But a commander can also be the captain of the vessel. He will be the highest ranking member of the ship. It's not uncommon on small-er-ish vessels that full 4-bar ranking captains are not in command. As with a tender or destroyer....in this case the highest ranking member is a 3-bar commander, but being the highest ranking member he is also captain. So...every captain will have a commander but not every commander will have a captain. Even smaller vessels might have a Lieutenant as captain, and if you take out your small pleasure craft, you maybe the captain.

[@tilleylepew5944]

I still say he walk the plank !!

[@justapineapple3139]

I knew that I was born on a bush

[@wolftaffy2162]

justa pineapple so he did have sexual relations with that woman

[@randomgirl4130]

LOL

[@yorunaugan895]

ROBLOX Girl lol indeed

[@fyy5998]

justa pineapple because you are a pineapple

[@m2loose448]

justa pineapple I

[@lukemcmillan9538]

I don't think I've ever thought a pineapple grew on a tree. I always thought it grew on a bush, which it does.

[@cleeiii357]

same, tbh, I dont really know where some people get the idea that pineapples grow on trees

[@himesilva]

I never really thought about where they came from at all lol

[@licc1958]

Mhmmmm.. e.e

[@ShinobiKuzuraki]

Yeahh...common sense

[@lukemcmillan9538]

It kinda makes sense that they'd grow on palm trees, like coconuts. But I don't know where it'd start growing lol

[@redundantchannels8154]

Wait... Many people thought pineapple grew on trees? *I FeEl SmArT fOr OnCe*

[@stephenbrookes7268]

Many people that live in cities never see crops in fields. It's really sad that many people do not understand what we rely on for life really is or where it comes from.

[@markjoshuaantonio33]

I live in cities

[@geraldinefranco4673]

Right, my whole world exploded when I learned that there ae people who thought that pineapples grow on trees

[@z4ne398]

Me too

[@theresnopointinsubbingtome8388]

I Guessed Bushes Before I *knew*

[@decommissionedunitnanotech2265]

I like how people are fighting over this video when it's just cartoons, paints and cereal Seriously guys, you have better things to do in life

[@phlushphish793]

I can rest easy now knowing mushroom's head was a hat!

[@TylerMarkRichardson]

We don't have better things to do

[@Shaycey78]

New career prospect : Green Ninja

[@AnuragBisht]

Green Ninja is not completely true, at least many of the movies I worked on. Capes are mostly simulated in software.

[@DerlisGGaona]

Wow!

[@eliannam.5700]

Anurag Bisht I was about to comment this.

[@coreyjohnston5224]

In Britain the road yellow lines r made by two planks with a small gap between them then the just pour paint in and let it dry

[@MrAhoy.]

Leah I

[@cannellofglory6968]

in Ireland we dont need to water stuff, we just let the rain do its job

[@niallkcummins1006]

It's spelled iarland you idiot

[@fartnator]

Mr Mellow omg ur so stupid its spelled aireleand

[@euphrates1049]

you guys are all so dumb, it's Ayirlend

[@jeterking8]

Jesus Christ are you guys dumb. It's obviously Eiaireland

[@Alex-yf9he]

It's airland my jews.

[@16surge13]

Not really sure how these facts prove my life to be a lie.

[@pikaplayaalltheway4403]

davey y me too

[@earthtoashlyn]

Yep

[@johnroberts8917]

same. my life is reallllllllllllllllll wooo hooooooo!

[@robloxking1090]

Yep at least I'm right

[@jadmokdad331]

davey y dont be such a drama quinn idiot, omfg...

[@Unevenedge]

Ever since a particular episode of Farscape influenced me during college, I have proceeded through life from a position of assumed ignorance.The only thing I am certain of is that I don't know everything. Thus, I am often surprised by previous assumptions being turned on their heads, at the same time I find myself delighted to be corrected, until I am corrected again and therefor delighted once more. Thank you for some delightful information.

[@epiccar6634]

be amazed: "how do you think road markings are printed onto the road?" me: "i dunno YOU SHOWED ME IN THE THUMBNAIL."

[@qps9380]

well he had to have something in the thumbnail that relates to the video, so.....

[@tordsonander]

Actually most of the markings are either paint (waterborne or solventborne) sprayed directly on the pavement or thermoplastic that is heated and melted onto the road. The thermoplastic material can be delivered in forms that are assebled and melted in place. Also in long rolls. Then there is the tape mentioned (adhesive on the back) that is rarely used. Really expensive compared to the systems above. Saying it is how you apply road markings today is like saying that nails are primarily used to make beds for fakirs.

[@brendaphillips3716]

Tyler Mania lol

[@WolfKillerRO]

someone pee'd on the streets

[@beginnertroll691]

Tyler Mania I had to paint those shits before pain in the butt. They aren't taped on

[@abcpenn2788]

Um i always knew pineapples weren't grown on trees.

[@worstplayer8204]

same here lol

[@sodical6507]

Ill be honest I hadn't a clue where pineapples grew

[@seanroberts1157]

I grew up in florida and my best friend grows pineapples

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I always thought they grow closer to the ground than they actually are - like they are actually sitting on the ground.

[@daph9329]

Gabby Miron BILL FCKNG CIPHER!

[@maniacal1876]

My first thought "PEOPLE THINK PINEAPPLES GROW ON TREES?!"

[@pro_pooer]

Bliss Machine fax

[@justinnitsuj8275]

Thats makes me cringe lol

[@kadishakarabulut471]

I know that they can't hang on a tree it is way to heavy

[@wiredinprod]

Same

[@amvlogs8486]

i only belived when i was 3

[@FreakishPower]

Not overly concerned about Captain crunch having 1 less stripe - he also has 1 less finger on each hand.

[@Paladin327]

Also he could be a captain while still being a commander. He could be in command of a Destroyer as a commander, and would be traditionally referred to as a captain

[@rollno.1282]

Damn it

[@bsantiago1976]

The thumbnail doesn't proof our life is a lie. I've seen machines that put the yellow lines.

[@cretetemara276]

ROBLOX gaming as@:^$&€/ $&;'÷=€*-#=%*"^(₩

[@irunoirukiyama5674]

shut up roblox kid.

[@SpikeTutorialsYT]

ROBLOX gaming dumb

[@bsantiago1976]

JMaxxExtreme Hm?

[@illegalravioli832]

ROBLOX gaming no shit Sherlock

[@emericswitchyoureawesomean3658]

My whole LIFE isn't a lie. Just these details are.

[@hermanskledar200]

Emeric Switch its a meme

[@emericswitchyoureawesomean3658]

Herman Skledar yeah, I know that.

[@GAMER-jv5xw]

Emeric Switch LMFAOOOO I SAID THE SAME 😂😂😂😂

[@atomikaI]

"Cap'n Crunch, who adorns cereal boxes all over the world" I live in Australia and I have literally never heard of him in my life.

[@AA-km4jy]

G argler lol come to my school and that's what you'd hear people shouting during recess and lunch ahah

[@toxicstarbot6701]

- AtomiKaL - I live in Sweden and I've never heard of him.

[@randyhutchinson9910]

- AtomiKaL - your not miss in much

[@Cleveland.Clitlicker]

same here in germany

[@bearart1760]

"Captain" Crunch, 😭. The lie is from here in the US

[@nrmc784]

That brick laying machine is amazing. I knew they were stenciled most of the time but that thing still is incredible.

[@firewolf0176]

Fun fact! Number 4 has been confirmed to be wrong, as Nintendo confirmed recently that it is his head, and the cartoon is non-canon.

[@cappin6937]

5:52 dont mind me, just a normal picture of shoes passing by.

[@chair1200]

CappinKiwi oml I paused at exactly 5:52 so that I could read comments

[@cappin6937]

hahaha

[@saitsebastian2424]

CappinKiwi dude I was going to say the same thing hahahaha

[@cappin6937]

like what does it even have to do with pizza? xD

[@chimpaflimp]

They're leather chefs' clogs; look at the trousers, they're chequered like a traditional chef's uniform.

[@edison4236]

Models use fans? Don't think so. Pineapples grown in trees? Not a chance. Hotel? Trivago.

[@theweakbeast7833]

Lmao

[@ClaimedPigs]

Fufufluffy18 AJ This one was so shit, nice try though 👍🏼

[@cutepanda8960]

HAHAHA I died laughing😂

[@markrichardson2512]

I haven't given it any thought at all, because I'm not a fucking stoner who sits at home wondering how pineapples grow

[@mk-xs8cc]

Fufufluffy18 AJ 😂😂

[@jamesmasters3316]

You asked how hard is it to lay out the handicap symbol? It's not, I used a stencil. Paint. And boom. Done. All these thing are common sense knowledge.

[@drugansltd4344]

Most the world are growing up behind a screen, common sense comes from life experience not screen time. Hence why hs&e has gone so mad because the idiot generation think they can press restart

[@kimberlyshifflett2372]

I free handed the one in my mother in law's small restaurant she had years ago...it wasn't exactly like the stenciled ones but pretty damn close

[@toxic6015]

Exactly!

[@maryamnubat6253]

Wait MY LIFE IS A LIE?

[@shiriro8049]

Maryam Nubat i

[@jackunderwood3906]

Maryam Nubat My life would be a lie...if I had one.

[@micahphilson]

About the bricks, in older roads, they were layed by hand, of course. Sure, newer roads aren't all that way, but in most older brick roads, like down the center of a very old town, they most likely were layed by hand, and in many places I know, they're still the original bricks, kept with just a small amount of maintenance every once in awhile. Still, it's annoying as heck to drive on; they're so bumpy!

[@ChestersonJack]

I live around a historical area, and there's tons of bricks laid on the sidewalk in town with little memorials imprinted onto each brick. Each one has a different name and date. The memorialized bricks are basically scattered about town, lain in with the other, normal ones. But there are areas where it's just a large area of names on the ground

[@keineahnung5793]

Micah Philson try driving in Puerto Vallarta Mexico,they are more like boulders.

[@justpikl2073]

Micah Philson back in my days there were no bricks xD

[@dennisbruins4524]

In the netherlands they are stil layed by hand

[@micahphilson]

Defensor, haha, my mom once visited there, I'll have to ask her if she remembers that!

[@youreverydayfidgespinner3783]

My life isn't a lie. However, this video is.

[@benirae9006]

I agree, but your channel name suggests you are young.

[@Constantinople-qx3bk]

Ben Null his channel suggests sarcasm and memes, your reply suggests you are an 11 year old who thinks he's smart.

[@benirae9006]

True. I'm 13. I've had "Epic Cookie" since I was 11, I've change it though. There are HEAPS of 11, 12 and 13 year old kids who think they are practically adults. I know I'm not a adult or that smart.

[@dalienhowlter8310]

Ben Null thats the most mature thing ive ever heard a 13 year old say....

[@benirae9006]

I thought my comment through, but my first comment I didn't, you can probably tell. Most 13 year old kids just comment without thinking (sometimes I'm guilty of it) and it results in a very poorly written comment.

[@13skp]

Seen somebody painting road markings with a paint roller though

[@Skirot]

That is just common knowledge everyone knows that paint rollers are used

[@13skp]

ELECTRON that’s fantastic, A+ for you

[@Skirot]

@@13skp by that I mean rollers are used more commonly and tape is rarely used as it costs like fuel for the flame

[@dwheels90]

They usually spray them with a machine

[@johnjacob688]

@@Skirot Actually rollers aren't used that often when painting lines. They use machines that drop paint at a certain width and just move the machine according to how long the line needs to be. Everyone knows that. 😜

[@MatsBengtsson]

Im just here to read all the negative comments.

[@lazystep7790]

Me to

[@brendaphillips3716]

Mats Bengtsson ..

[@tomo4635]

Me too. more negative, enjoy

[@Buildosaurus]

I always eat my cereal with glue

[@xander8574]

MMMMMMHHHH!!!!

[@Andrew-ei7xm]

ew

[@KasiaWesoek]

LEGOSAURUS lmao

[@RileyPrice42]

Look at my name. This video ruined it for me

[@Theyluvvspook]

Same cereal it ruined it for me I might be sick I just ate cereal before watching this 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😩😩😡🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@Big_Loo]

#5. Not true, the commanding officer of any ship is called Captain, regardless of his actual rank. #1 The tape is used where the markings are temporary, like in construction zones. They usually paint the markings.

[@kaniki6978]

Not true.. I have seen those tape ones used many times.. But they are usually used in places where paint would get worn off fast due to traffic wearing them down.. places like the multiple white lines where you are supposed to stop at a red light, and even a lot of arrows to tell you it is a turning lane.. But again, these are area that are usually "very" high traffic.. Not your everyday side road, or on very old blacktop.. But I did get a laugh at his "could you imagine how long this would take trying to paint this" comment to the handicapped sign.. Uh.. Lay the stencil down, spray paint over it, pick the stencil up, done.. Yup.. Really hard.. lol PS.. Those stencils they sell are not that expensive (considering all the work that they save), and are made out of plastic, so definitely reusable for hundreds of times..

[@Silentkiller2131]

I mean, the whole parking of a store where I work was painted with this type of tape, also, he said lots of what you two said in the end of the video.

[@FlowerBearTTV]

BigLoo thank you

[@xander8574]

BigLoo OOF

[@hallett73]

nope cuz he dozent drive a ship so he is a camander

[@OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer]

"Milk in cereal ads is actually glue!" The guy who just took a bite: *Something's wrong I can feel it*

[@marleykingston2419]

You will not ruin my childhood with your Toad stories.

[@kaspap4331]

The show isn't canon

[@Alt_account1234]

We shall not surrender.

[@texangaming567]

Military nerd here. On the subject of the captain crunch, fun fact commanders in a navy can be considered captains. I know that it is common practice in the US Navy, for the captain of the ship to not be a captain in rank, but the crew of said ship will still refer to that person as captain anyway. So the crunch isn't technically lying if he has his own ship.

[@ComradeTiki]

Military nerd here, ^ it's true. For instance, the Captain on a US submarine is still CDR.

[@lilricky2515]

Well, it's true most submarine captains are commanders, but there are some actual Captain Captains. :)

[@bond1j89]

Captain-commandant is a company grade of commissioned officer rank in the air component, land component, the old Belgian Gendarmerie and medical component of the Belgian Armed Forces. A kapitein-commandant (Dutch) or capitaine-commandant (French) ranks directly above a captain and immediately under a major. Officers of this rank usually serve in staff functions or more rarely as small unit commanders (squadron, company). The insignia are three pips under a narrow stripe for the land component, three blue stripes with navy curl for the air component and three gold stripes with navy curl for the medical component. In the naval component, the rank is called luitenant ter zee eerste klasse or Lieutenant de vaisseau de première classe ("ship-of-the-line lieutenant first class"), and the insignia is two and a half gold stripes with a naval curl. Captain-commandant is typically a rank for officers who did not pass the examination to become a major.

[@Taxi_for_takeoff]

bond1j89 Commander and Captain are field grade in the US Navy and USCG.

[@Taxi_for_takeoff]

Exactly. I was US Navy for 9 years (until 2016). Majority of ship Captains are actually LCDR or CDR's. rarely will you rind an actual captain be captain of a ship unless its huge like a carrier. Most Captain CO's are large unit CO's which aren't ships.

[@FactHubREAL]

The green ninjas remind me of Idubbbz

[@one-clashofclans480]

Im GAY!

[@jonathanllanes7663]

#RICEGUMISABITCH

[@Albinary]

FactHub WHAT THE FUCK HE UPLOADED 2 DAYS AFTER YOU SAID THAT.

[@TraphicLight]

green ninjas remind me of greninja.

[@rogersrecorded]

FactHub hey that's pretty G O O D

[@danniemclendon1182]

As a former Navy man I think you should consider that though "Captain" Crunch may carry the rank of Commander he may also in fact be a Captain if he commands a base or ship. Naval Commanders regularly command smaller ships where they are always called "Skipper" or "Captain" by the crew because of that role. Thanks.

[@AnthonyTanTaro2008]

So, “Skipper The Penguin” from MadAgasCar” is a “commander captain”

[@ojaskulkarni9991]

At 9:37 in the background, it actually said 'England is my city'. How creative the comment is...

[@marleykingston2419]

Elevate it says England is not a city.

[@iceflake7853]

+Marley Kingston A reply to that comment says 'England is my city'.

[@jared5141]

Marley Kingston England is a city in Arkansas

[@brettdupuis3823]

So

[@mr.maniac6880]

The comment actually says, "England is not a city" Bolded and in all caps.

[@avxnash]

Who tf believes pineapples grow on trees and under water???????

[@payattention3022]

Of course no one believes that crap, we all know they grow in grocery stores, jeez

[@ziadsback]

@@payattention3022 😂😂

[@jugmbh6697]

AM productionZ Not me

[@spacewhale8279]

AM productionZ No one this channel is full of shit.

[@emilyecstatic3020]

Grow-cery store would likely fool a child 😂😂more

[@alexandrosg.1172]

wtf who was thinking that pineapples grow on trees?!

[@ceeri9729]

Alexandros G. It's PINEAPPLES

[@tictacthecat7654]

Alexandros G. well. ..... by there name. pine-apple

[@Forest1538]

Alexandros G. Americans

[@alexandrosg.1172]

Forest1538 Exactly

[@alexandrosg.1172]

Ceeri i fixed it

[@BaconDanglers]

When I worked as an engineer I spent alot of time on construction sites or warehouse sites, ive seen plenty of paths done by hand, some are done by machine but I've definitely seen more bricks laid on the ground by hand.

[@daviddonaghy6494]

I laid my brick patio by hand.

[@reannastorm1405]

This. This is why I have trust issues.

[@vurhn2009]

Same too, I couldn't trust my family, nor my friends unless they're too suspicious

[@NinjahDuk]

Reanna Gomez I've actually seen the pavement thing happen over the course of a few days while walking past a driveway on my way to and from school.

[@kevinawptistic1979]

Reanna Gomez iii

[@tobinbones8577]

My friends mom worked at an advertising place and when they were taking pictures of a burger and when they wanted it to look smokey they told some employee smoking a cigarette to stand behind the burger and wave it around to create smoke

[@surroundsoundfreak13]

#1 Whovian \{•-•}/ Not a bad idea. I use incense sticks because you can control the smoke more better. I also have my assistant use a light reflector to crate the "hair in the wind" effect.

[@flameshoter6]

it is pretty crazy to see how these pictures are taken. These group of guys from a couple months ago create a picture from in front of a tv. The way it was lit, and the position of the person, seemed like the one person could have really been at a football game.

[@tobinbones8577]

caleb bergmann That is only one of many methods And ate you calling me and my friend a liar

[@tobinbones8577]

Vysair I haven't seen any of those videos but ok

[@paulhillbeats]

This video shows all signs of clickbait and cheapness: 1. There are green check marks and red x’s in the thumbnail. 2. The video is 2 seconds over 10 minutes.

[@TheDutchGuy110]

watch until half the video go back a page return to the video and click to where you left off bam no views for trash like this

[@coffiestar1743]

TheDutchGuy110 I watch these type of videos on my ps vita. I get 0 advertisement and I oddly don't get counted as a view. I have to rewatch a video 10 times to be counted as one view.

[@siredquinn]

ew, fortnite.

[@MrKo1233]

TheDutchGuy110 That's not how youtube video views work, as soon as you click on a video you get counted as a view

[@stixstixy]

Ugandan Knuckles Blue ew dead meme

[@adamb89]

#5 Captain Crunch may be a Commander (O5) by rank, but could still be in command of a destroyer or frigate. The officer in command of a ship in the Navy is referred to as Captain, regardless of what their actual rank is. So calling him Captain Crunch is still perfectly valid. Of course you could also call him Skipper Crunch, but that has less of a ring to it.

[@makerman6229]

The Mario cartoon isn’t canon so that on what you said of toad isn’t true

[@lukedassonville4399]

Thank you! I thought none noticed except for me!

[@logantranchemontagne356]

Maker Man I agree just watch game theory and you will know what I meen

[@amyhoard1222]

I never considered whether it was part of Toad's head or a hat, prob cause it makes no difference it's just 1 of the more cute character in Super Mario series.

[@squarerootof2]

But it does make him look toooler!.

[@tinaroberts9692]

Omg finally some one noticed about toads head the cartoon isn't cannon every one hear whatch game theory!!!!!!!

[@schar1024]

There is also roadtape with bumps on it. This way you hear when your tire is driving on the roadmark, this is so loud (when no music is overtuning it), that it can wake people that get asleep while driving.

[@MrRedacto]

loudness1024 I always wondered how they got all those bumps under the paint

[@muksotus]

Hmm. Let's tape the roads at the home, grocery, etc... So we wake up at the destination 💡

[@jakewinner8446]

The loud vibrating sound from veering off the road, is cause by an imprinted pattern on the asphalt.

[@tylercollins4178]

loudness1024 there called rumble strips

[@SonOfSimp1142]

Tyler Collins I've always called them "drunk bumps"

[@zukizumi5928]

Do those Green Ninjas earn more money than those actors?

[@Inflake]

Exotical Gaming damn. question of the year

[@huneylove5]

Actually the green suit ninjas are the Illuminati. Its a way to say they control all elements of entertainment and nature like wind without us ever being the wiser. All the while being in every single movie and us never knowing it.

[@pikinachu9850]

Exotical Gaming of course not

[@LoLeanderx]

Exotical Gaming Those are just Power Ranger Genjis.

[@sarahb3nyakar]

Exotical Gaming I hope

[@sadslug8394]

Me: looking for some content to make me feel good Be amazed: YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

[@mahmudd8280]

who tf thought that toad had a brain tumor wtf?

[@bekfestclub6835]

iMahmoud I watch the show

[@sephrimsans3705]

not suprised and also luigis mustache looks like a bra

[@idahollis9938]

I thought he was either a humanized mushroom or had a hat

[@Fishing-RC-Florida]

That's 10 minutes I'm never getting back For thing I have heard in other videos

[@Frankz245]

so why you comment? u wasted more 10 seconds of yourlife that u never get back. Its your fault if you watch the video, u clicked on that video.

[@abc123836]

Dipfed Camaro well your life is worthless anyways, so no big deal

[@ballsackfarter87]

abc123836 holy shit calm down guys

[@jandroid33]

Watch at 2x speed. I did that.

[@DJ-sz2uw]

then use 10 minutes to read a fkin book stop living on KZbin fkin loser

[@scorchx3000]

If Commander Crunch has his own personal ship, then hes a Captain. Hes a civilian captain.

[@darkwalkermyth]

Even if in the U.S. Navy, and a Commander in command of their vessel, they are referred to as Captain.

[@acidpossum2126]

I'm quite sure that everybody knows pineapples grow on bushes

[@alienshroomhead7203]

Mine Fussel no i actually found out last month when i saw a baby pinapple growing on a stem in my friends neighborhood

[@lazuligamez3513]

I did not know that 0.0

[@satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627]

yeah agree 😂 theres a lot on my backyard an to regrow them, just cut the top of the fruit and plant it 😂

[@caiheang]

And somehow Durians and Coconuts grow on trees D: Pretty counter-intuitive unless you already knew it factually.

[@nicolelikeshetalia2614]

Mine Fussel everyone should know

[@dreamcatcher7995]

The green ninjas look like iduubz

[@_WillCAD_]

Captain is a rank in the US Navy (and others around the world), but it's also a TITLE accorded to anyone who commands a vessel at sea, military or civilian. It's pretty common for US Navy ship Captains to be ranks other than captain - such as commander. And civilians who command ships are also called Captain. Rank and position are two separate things.

[@jamesfowley4114]

If a commander (rank) is in command of a ship, go ahead and call him Captain. If an admiral commands a ship do not call him Captain. You would be very sorry of you did.

[@2adamast]

The flag captain is in command of the ship, the admiral will command the group of ships, each its own.

[@ilikemusicalot5]

True

[@reiblex1014]

“Milk is not the only white stuff in the bowl” Me:oh no Brain:oh yes

[@moonlit_skies542]

Oh wait-

[@deand7799]

Random guy on the internet : oooohh yeaaa

[@AS-mr2pl]

Capn crunchhh;;)

[@void3089]

I’m only 10 and I get it

[@jax-ur-beloved]

Oh buddy

[@aquamage9788]

Guys, make a video called Top ten times we HAVEN'T used clickbait. Oh wait...

[@amyhoard1222]

Seems even more of a challenge if they tried namining the top 10 clickbaits since it runs rampant on KZbin.

[@daveyhi3154]

They did but nobody clicked on it.

[@BradenBest]

This video isn't technically clickbait. The title's patronizing, but the road tape in the thumbnail _does_ happen in the video.

[@YourMom-dm2vx]

Savage

[@MrPianoMan]

Aquamage 97 true... I can see where your coming from. although this time the thumbnail had perfect use in the video, but most of the world still use paint. also he showed a paint brush which could be misleading. but I suppose all youtubers do it in a respectable way so they can earn views to earn money.

[@SirFloofy001]

7:30 thats not how those machines work. You still need people to lay the bricks, all this machine does is allow you to lay brick while standing up. Its DOES NOT lay brick by itself.

[@ParadigmUnkn0wn]

Yep, lets you have a team of guys laying brick while standing essentially in one place on that platform on the front as the machine is advanced slowly.

[@lianwhite3546]

Wow

[@rickypen]

So it's just a giant spine and knee saving aparatus?

[@SirFloofy001]

@@rickypen Yup

[@bigbootycasino2470]

Bricks *

[@jukka-pekkatuominen4540]

When you use temperature as degrees you should always state which kind if degrees you are using. For instant now I have no idea what temperature 180 - 200 degrees is.

[@e1woqf]

In a civilized country I would assume °C

[@potatoe4221]

There are countries that put man on the moon, then there are countries that use the metric system.

[@TheBollnas]

Yeah and they used the metric system to put him there...

[@KeyWiteWolf]

@mikael So true. Even here in the United States, the entire scientific community uses the Metric system. Both because it is more precise and accurate, and because they constantly work with other scientists all over the world. Metric is a world standard for a reason. Heck, even in places where you would see the Standard system used a lot, its usually a mix of Standard and Metric, like construction and architecture. So yes, the US may have put a man on the moon, but we used the Metric system to do it. And I agree with OP, the lack of what type of degrees he ment bugged me. Because there's a huge difference between 200 degrees Celsius verses 200 degrees Fahrenheit.

[@OriginalPiMan]

Don't forget that the American system is defined in terms of metric. An inch is exactly 2.54cm because there are legal standards defining it as such. And he didn't say what type of degrees because he is British and therefore assumed everyone is civilised; which is approximately true. Only around 5% of people live in countries that don't use metric as standard.

[@jacklow9611]

In some areas, painting the lines on the road is the most efficient/safest way to make the lines. Using the painting machines does not require closing down a stretch of road/street, it does not need to have an extensively large crew and is generally less expensive to the jurisdiction hiring the workers, or the company hired to do the work. Even though the paint isn't as 'tough' as the tape, it is still used extensively in the upper midwest/plains states, as the tape is much more expensive than paint. The paint colors have been pretty much standardized by now, so no exact mixing of colors is needed.

[@flippers6767]

In Russia, you don't prove life is a lie, Life proves YOU are a lie!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Flippers Lol!

[@MrCheveuxlong]

deep shit...

[@greggriffith685]

(has existential crisis)

[@uhohstinky7154]

IT'S SOVIET RUSSIA NOT RUSSIA

[@flapperfx.5214]

People thought pineapples grew on trees?

[@alex6lee358]

ikr

[@lordbees4289]

flapperfx. lol he's the only one.

[@Makkenji_]

I just never thought about where they grew 😂 lol idk I just forgot about them but I eat them.

[@DavidWCPF]

flapperfx. i blame sponge Bob

[@LegoMcbeebs]

actually in spongebob he buys them in a can and its like a party can.

[@29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57]

If Toad's the protector in the castle, why can't he just save peach himself to save Mario the trouble?

[@IronBran123]

Toad's a wuss

[@ericgrapher2607]

The commanding officer (CO) onboard a ship is called the captain, regardless of rank. Capt Crunch can be the captain.

[@buddybonbutt7510]

But he's talking about his rank solely not position

[@jacklow9611]

I agree, since he is the highest ranking of his ship, so he's the captain, despite his actual rank. Since he's a fictional character, it's a rather moot point, anyway.

[@jbaez4914]

6th grade science teacher, *"Mitochondria isnt the powerhouse of the cell"* *Brain explodes*

[@Stephanie-gh6hl]

Game Fire Mitochondria isn't the *lower house of the cell* but its the *powerhouse of the cell*

[@DimmVargr]

**are*

[@Stephanie-gh6hl]

Dimm Vargr what?

[@DimmVargr]

_Mitochondria_ is the plural form of _mitochondrion._

[@Stephanie-gh6hl]

Dimm Vargr okay whatever but in school we often use mitochondria not mitochondrion, but we sometimes use mitochondrion

[@mikhailsenarillos8742]

#2 People actually believe that Pineapples are grown on trees? HAHAHAHAHA

[@bigmanintown5009]

Da Cuzins he did

[@daisymels]

Da Cuzins my dad

[@rockharddock1711]

Da Cuzins craxy cousins

[@UpsetPomeranian]

Da Cuzins I did and I'm proud.

[@abelcarias6268]

Morgan Richards how are you proud that your wrong

[@DnaNatureAquatics]

whom'st tf thought pineapples grew on trees?

[@DnaNatureAquatics]

Mr blade issa joke dumb ass nigga

[@old-yd2kp]

DaneTheDabber me

[@emmapiracci9220]

Jake Paul

[@ninakovacic7384]

Whom'st...?!

[@gotamis1094]

whom’st’d’ve

[@AEM.526]

Well toad’s entry is debatable because the show was confirmed to be non-cannon and as far as I know that was the only time toad was shown taking off his mushroom, so in theory toad’s mushroom is his head

[@GeeWayTheLemon]

wait who thought pineapples grew on trees?

[@alexwright3153]

Gg

[@kawaiipotatozzz7149]

Dunno

[@daburnedmist4658]

Not me

[@javasea8097]

Ur mom

[@GeeWayTheLemon]

Java Sea are you trying to be a trendy 12 year old or what?

[@izoagulan2010]

I live in Asia and I know that pineapples don't grow in Trees

[@nicolevalencia3095]

Izo Agulan I also live in Asia and know this

[@jjustine4525]

Izo Agulan yea

[@rc_youtubeaccount1331]

people with basic observation would realize the thick and coarse core of pineapple can no way connect to tree branches, so it must grow on the ground…but i guess some snowflakes will be proud of their ignorance in the down-to-earth knowlege

[@just_me_sam_danvin8337]

i don't live in asia. is it nice there?

[@standardnine]

I already knew this because im filipino

[@Eric91611]

I work in retail and we fold all the towels.. this video is bs

[@awesomestuff9715]

+Micah Nungesser me nether

[@amycrescione5880]

Eric91611 I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond in CA. This is definitely true.

[@taylordcraig]

I was about to say... every department store in Vancouver has stacks of towels. Retail space is too expensive to pull that.

[@SealandRoyal]

Micah Nungesser depends where because from where I'm from they're all folded

[@zaribaybee6710]

Eric91611 it's not like he said every store does this. But it is true because I have seen that foam with towels in some stores

[@Shazistic]

Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life; it's about what you inspire others to do. -The Shades ❤

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

I definitely had to stack all those towels when I worked at bed bath and beyond.

[@hescobar6906]

Dude Itsjeff exactly I think only the top two rows had the sponge the rest we had to fold and stack 🤦🏻‍♀️ it was literally an all day event lol and we had to fold them a specific way so they were all uniform

[@spookeylordzey8432]

I hate how its "your life is alie" that sentence dosen't make any sense, maybe something like "10 more everyday things you never knew"

[@jaked5651]

I agree, like the pizza thing!!

[@aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables]

SpookeyLordzey yeah, their life is a lie cause they lie about the title

[@shwoodle5487]

"They use green paint" shows green slime.

[@pandapowers5308]

Shwoodle I was looking for this comment 😂

[@unaseckler1959]

The thing about the thermal activated line markings is that they are extraordinarily slick when wet. They've been responsible for quite a few accidents especially involving motorcycles, bicycles, and even pedestrians.

[@gingakidsgo]

...well this just wasted 10 minutes of my time...i knew all of this

[@america7240]

HIimAnonymous! A same ;-;

[@PainStarrr]

HIimAnonymous! Woah youre smart i absolutely envy you.

[@mattbenson5250]

congrats?

[@SomeDumbRandomUser]

The Brick-Machine was a new invention in the Netherlands and it existed only 3 of them in 2014. Since then (and in Germany still commonly) people lay Bricks by hand!

[@KingCarrotRL]

Don't the bricks need to be aligned by hand even with the machine?

[@pradoni]

+saedin i dont think so

[@nolansykinsley3734]

There have been several different style automatic brick laying machines around for a decade or so now.

[@nolansykinsley3734]

For that machine, yes, they have people lining up the bricks. They have other machines on the front of a bobcat now that pick up layers of bricks from a pallet and lay them all down at once, just one person driving the bobcat and one person to align the brick. It does about 4x4 foot patches in one go, and only needs manual labor to place 2 interconnecting bricks.

[@Soulrider2012]

The ones I have seen on TV or in videos, yes, even with the machines they have people standing there putting the bricks in the particular pattern on the machine where they down a chute and the machine lays them down in that pattern. They don't just dump them in a hopper and let the machine do the pattern. I'm sure it's possible, I've just never seen a machine that does that.

[@galigon3812]

The toad one is wrong. The Tv show is noncanon. Simply put, it is not true.

[@Uub27]

Pizzadude 12345 Ikr i was like BOI thats the show, the show is noncanon and toad is his own species much like yoshi is of his species

[@Unominious]

Old video but I use to work for a company that did road markings. They used bags of thermal powder and they heat them up to liquify it and used trucks to spray it on the ground. They used thermal tape for stop bars and cross walks.

[@srr486]

Actually, nintendo themselves have said that its not a hat on toad, it's his head.

[@curiouscork6302]

The show is not canonical

[@SSSW.o]

its non cannon

[@top10k.]

👍

[@jonathanfoster5787]

S.T.U.M.P you are very smart. for that , I will give u a Coca-Cola and a like😁🍵

[@B0nelesz]

Finally someone who looks at the Nintendo switch news. Legit confirmed it's it's head by the creator of mario

[@Sofia-nc1tu]

who didn't know that pineapples don't grow in trees lol

[@kenzieberumen3578]

Me. Nvm read you comment wrong I knew that

[@shrimp-v-9075]

I am 9 yrs. old and I know pineapples don't grow on trees since I was 4.😑

[@scootsmcgoots]

Honestly, I had no idea. Lmao.

[@MATAM29]

No

[@gregsilverman3929]

i knew that they didn't grow on trees but i didn't know where they grew

[@philipdale1358]

The title of CAPTAIN is granted to any officer in COMMAND of a Ship. No matter what his actual rank maybe.

[@niihaa.]

Commanders are technically Captains right?

[@philipdale1358]

Actually 5 Ranks , BUT Admiral of The Fleet, Admiral, Vice Admiral, Rear Admiral and Commodore are still TECHNICALLY the Captain whilst in command of a SINGLE ship. It is more likely that they would be on board the "FLAG SHIP" where they would not be in command of the ship but in command of the FLEET ie more than one. The Officer in COMMAND of the Flag Ship is still the Captain.

[@StoneD1701]

In the US, naval officers rank, from lowest to highest: Ensign, Lieutenant (Junior Grade), Lieutenant, Lt. Commander, Commander, Captain then the so-called Flag ranks: Rear Admiral, Vice Admiral, Admiral etc. I might have 'RA' & 'VA' reversed - never could keep them straight.

[@Ni999]

Flag ranks - Rear Admiral (lower half), Rear Admiral (upper half), Vice Admiral, and Admiral, ranked in order from 1 to 4 stars. There's also the 5 star Fleet Admiral but that's rare, I think WW2 was the last time for that.

[@VampyreBarbie]

@@StoneD1701 what about Chief? My father was in the USN for 20 yrs . Retired as a Chief Petty Officer

[@77tropic]

I used to be a purchasing agent for a road construction company in Florida. When the striping and signage company "painted" the lines on the road, it wasn't paint that they used. It's melted thermoplastic. If they were painting lines on a highway, then they used a big truck. Looks like paint spraying onto the road but it's melted plastic. Immediately behind the sprayer is an applicator that puts a layer of ground up glass on the melted plastic while it's still "wet". For smaller things like arrows or stop lines, they use a push cart that also dispenenses melted thermoplastic and glass dust. Of course there are many places, including Florida, where all of those things are done with actual paint or by melting plastic tape with a torch. You can tell the difference by looking closely at the finished product. Just don't look closely during rush hour :)

[@TylerStrandlie]

The thumb nail is wrong. There are both wrong, my grandpa worked on my local street department. The actual way is they have a Machine that you walk behind and it sprays out paint. On highways they have trucks that spray paint on the road.

[@igs1065]

Awesomeman223 well he did say only some do the tape thing, and he also said they still use paint so you're both right

[@moyandoumy-k1894]

That method is also used to paint on sports feilds and he did say that method but his picuters are confusing cause most use a paint machine or tape they usually don't use a paint brush

[@kaatmoss8135]

LOL ur name is almaost egsagtly like mine

[@popcornmaster1419]

+Moya Ndourny-K Fields* Pictures*

[@popcornmaster1419]

+awesomenyancat 242 exactly*

[@bluegamer4214]

Ice cream commercials and advertisements use food colored mash potato to make it more appealing

[@jimmyr545]

Anonymous Prime in the US the thing you're selling has to be the actual product in the ad. In the cereal commercial they aren't selling milk.

[@yermoffroad]

I don't know where you got your info on the road painting stuff but 99.9% of the time roadmarkings it's painted and blowtorched to dry the paint. They also just use stencils for the arrows and handicap signs... and any place that snows would have to plow the roads and that shit would just get peeled up tape.

[@TylerStrandlie]

FoodTech Yeremy your wrong they don't use blow torches it's illgal to do they paint by a walk behind sprayers

[@justinbboyd6139]

The paint that is used dries fast when it come out if the line striping machine there is no reason to have to speed dry it with torches.

[@mrx-7gaming270]

Is true

[@magik9155]

Actually this video is right, you get pre- rolls of tape of which you cut to a certain length then roll out and heat using a so called flame thrower to the ground. No using this flame thrower is not illegal as it is needed for the lines to melt to the ground. I am from the uk and a road worker myself.

[@DailYxDosE]

DontRageBroYT must be a U.K. Thing. I live in USA and I've seen them paint the road.

[@ww3654]

Usually when you see any contractors torching lines on pavement it’s because they are burning the old lines to and ash so they can sweep it away and paint new and brighter lines

[@bob7305]

I already know pineapples Don't grow on trees

[@InfernoBlade64]

ShadowX especially if you go to dole plantation in Hawaii

[@byronhague277]

Took me 7 years...

[@kallangg3749]

SkullH3O never said u didnt

[@trainedbasheryt]

Same

[@johnnymccancanwatters1917]

SkullH3O me too

[@ranimations665]

I've never thought how a pineapple is grown I've only enjoyed them

[@johndoe7109]

Purplicious Purple Flight I do the same with pussy, I don't care where it came from, I just enjoy it when it's there

[@SamPanamaOfficial]

When they photograph Ice Cream, they use colored mashed potatos.

[@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6]

or more usually, play doh ish stuff.

[@SamPanamaOfficial]

Pretty much.

[@dustinpoole5106]

this was the biggest lie of my life

[@MrCakeLord]

Actually, they use shaving cream because it doesn't melt under all of those lights.

[@BlackholeGMG]

Obvious, well, to me it was

[@joshflynn5377]

For those wondering about the thermo plastic, I work with this crap, that tape is just one way. That is called preform and it’s used for stencils. The other type comes in a 50lb bag full of plastic beads and dyes. It needs to be heated to 350-400 •F in a kettle and the smoke it releases is absolutely putrid

[@craig147680]

Any officer who is the Commanding Officer of a ship is called the Captain regardless of rank.

[@Uub27]

Wait I never thought pineapples grow on trees

[@foxy3948]

Uub27 this youtuber does lol

[@Valentinesauce]

Uub27 same

[@thorbjrnmadsen4984]

Uub27 I always knew that pineapples grows from a bush, not on trees.

[@Uub27]

Thorbjørn Madsen THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@Cantsayanymore]

No one does I don't why would someone think that

[@Smickster01]

How is my life a lie because of any of this?

[@PCubiles]

The truth you thought about life isn't true, so your life (as you imagined) is a lie.

[@Smickster01]

@@PCubiles ok,,,,can anybody with intellect tell me how my life is a lie?

[@catblitz5103]

I wish my life was a die

[@Smickster01]

@@catblitz5103 you mean lie, right?

[@Smickster01]

@@PCubiles lol, u got issues if you think that!

[@josepharroyo6105]

That bass in the background is groovin'.

[@d1v1k40]

Wait. In the super man one there was people underneath with fans. Just not fans strong to hold the cape. So the people at the back hold it up and the people with the fans make it look real

[@d1v1k40]

Saamady :/ exactly. The people are just there to hold it up mostly. The people with the fans a make it move and make it realistic.

[@dduyenan]

I've never heard someone say pineapples grow on trees

[@ricklett1688]

Just money.

[@backtrackx3]

Spaghettilover x same

[@sirslickrock]

What about s pickle tree?

[@XeonGame]

Spaghettilover x pizza grows on trees

[@dduyenan]

Century Studios Movie Studios no only pepperoni 🍕

[@hakimaziz738]

Who tf thought pineapples grew on trees?

[@izzyfitzsimon3480]

Hakim Aziz jake paul

[@ShinobiKuzuraki]

Yeah...common semse

[@michaelfilippi1520]

Logan Pual

[@elliethegachatuber1335]

Ender200 Who doesn't know grammar? Ender200.

[@AramatiPaz]

I thought the same. "Why should someone think pineapples grow in trees? That makes no sense"

[@BrettonFerguson]

Where I live they often use a grinder to remove a few millimeters off the pavement, then they put the tape down. This way it is slightly lower than the rest of the pavement and the snowplows won't scrape it off in winter.