Bears can't talk

[@HuckleisMyHoney]

"I sentence you to kiss my ass" That line is 10/10 hilarious xD

[@christopherlewis1315]

I love that the judge brings his gavel with him while he's driving.

[@heardofrvb]

Followed by the screaming astronaut.

[@mediokay508]

Yeah, that looks familiar.

[@FULANODETAL]

@@mediokay508 is the judge of the musical with robert downey JR

[@mediokay508]

@@FULANODETAL no, I mean I saw that on the freeway last week.

[@humankinglobetard3000]

“DEEHIYEHAUGH!” -Agnes Skinner, 1999

[@SDRockman]

You worded that out pretty accurately😂😂

[@typingcat]

That's what the Crazy Cat Lady shouts when she throws cats.

[@chopperv1313]

1:29

[@happygolucky7241]

Classic

[@Quesoman1]

Top 10 battlecries ever recorded

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

I thought the judge was reasonably composed, even banging the gavel to make his sentence official. Is it cruel and unusual punishment? We'd need to see his ass to be sure.

[@lolothesilly]

i want you to know i read this in The Brain's voice

[@nunyabidness5375]

They wear robes for a reason

[@cackyraphael8981]

The noise Eddie makes when Curtis E Bear is introduced. 🤣

[@durellgriffin3399]

It's the sound along with the little dance he does! I can not tell you how many times I've seen this but I did laughing every time he makes that sound🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewcowan9324]

Anger is what makes America great.

[@massinakmin8340]

Add the letter d to your sentence.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@massinakmin8340 Danger is what makes America great?

[@tristanhartup4936]

Donald Trump: "Why didn't I think of that?"

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@tristanhartup4936 Because he didn't: he stole it from Ronald Reagan.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

@@CaptainLumpyDog what

[@SadButter]

"Remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs: at home." Wife and kids: "Ah shit, here we go again..."

[@BachelorChowFlavour]

that's the joke

[@SanaSamaha]

Oh god, that's dark.

[@ranchosdelnorte]

That explains why that guy started driving back to Winnipeg after Nelson slapped him on the back of the head.

[@SadButter]

@@ranchosdelnorte Oh fuck. Nelson inadvertently killed a family.

[@ranchosdelnorte]

@@SadButter But he helped keep that rage off the road, Sargent Crew would be proud.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Go on dear.

[@03craigj]

Quiet now, the Sgt’s talking!

[@typingcat]

Dears can't talk.

[@massinakmin8340]

@@typingcat How dare you??

[@tomsdottir]

Can't WAIT till I'm 80.

[@ph-vf5hx]

Quiet FATDO

[@waynemacfarland1546]

The way the judge shouts, "I sentence you to kiss my ass!", even banging his gavel on the dashboard, making the sentence official always gets me!

[@SkiKoala]

Admit it. We've all been the astronaut at some time.

[@franzfanz]

That's Alan Shepard to you.

[@DaniSlot]

Yup.

[@Jar0fMay0]

When driving in LA

[@SageofStars]

Not all of us can afford golf clubs rich boy. Some of us have to make do with a good old wooden bat.

[@rogerdarkoytchannel3889]

Some of us , are still

[@ramekul9746]

I love the little detail of the tooth breaking at the end.

[@FiscaalAftrekbaar]

At the same time Krusty is not fully coloured in the last shot haha

[@markfryer9880]

You're right about the tooth. Can we identify which tooth it is?

[@icyspectre]

@@markfryer9880 The bear's tooth, from the top right of the shot

[@giorgio7388]

@@FiscaalAftrekbaar krusty has always that white pale on the face

[@HeroSword_P]

@@giorgio7388 He's referring to his nose, which is supposed to be red

[@johnathanryan2117]

" Pick a fight with someone weaker than you...." Good advice...

[@music-channel69]

"Write a threating letter to a celebrity". Same. Nowadays, it would be "threating email".

[@soulassassin0g]

@@music-channel69 *threatening Tweet.

[@marchartley2457]

@@music-channel69 About what Johnathan Ryan said, I do that all the time, if it has to do with an iPad game I play myself, called "Transformers: Earth Wars", when, for safety's sake "pick a fight" with Decepticon bases weaker than MY team of Autobots. Hey, it's WAY better than picking a fight with someone weaker than ME, SINCE I'm a very good player in "Transformers: Earth Wars", and I DO NOT fight ANYONE in real life. I relinquish MY rage where it belongs, during Decepticon warfare, even if I have to do it in healthy doses, SINCE I have the award winning song "Let It Go" from "Frozen" to help me keep MY rage and unparalleled anger in check. And if that's too Prime, then Prime me up.

[@Robert-hz9bj]

Probably wiser than picking a fight with someone stronger than you...

[@davidmartinez3272]

​@@Robert-hz9bjBut less respectable

[@Miakel]

The astronaut with a golf club always made me chuckle

[@suokkis]

The astronaut with the golf club... just broke me. XD

[@_Matsimus_]

"Ermmmmm Chief....can I at least shield my crotch?...."

[@Tyrone181]

"Bears can't talk, Eddie."

[@InvaderNatDT]

Hey Mat, I swear you must have all the same recommendations as me.

[@lucinae8510]

Bears don't talk, they take a beating to the crotch!

[@FirstnameLastname-py3bc]

Nothing can shield you from tanks Matsimus

[@doubleo2551]

Astronaut with the golf club "NyAhhhhhhhhh" C'mon that's gold

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

The punches at the end are like the cherry on top of the cake. *CHEF KISS*

[@t1metzger]

If only real driving awareness courses were as useful as these

[@briano3446]

The astronaut with the golf club lmao

[@decgar07]

Sergeant Crew writing on that blackboard is very relaxing

[@tomahzo]

Every single line in this is fucking GOLD! ;D

[@AirLancer]

I love how the scene runs for just a bit too long after she says "what you're about to see isn't pretty." A simple joke like that speaks so much about how the video wasn't exactly made by the most professional editors or with much of a budget.

[@lastburning]

The joke was that it seemed liked there was a "but" coming but it never did.

[@tech-rich]

That turn to the camera at 0:54 is perfect too

[@dpz7184]

I love how loud the autism is in this comment

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

Superintendent Chalmers attending the class likely because of Skinner’s ineptitude causing him to go ballistic.

[@gorlomimargheriti8870]

The Superintendent’s gonna need his medication

[@scorchx3000]

@@gorlomimargheriti8870 *driving around in circles* SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER! SKINNER!

[@bluecanine3374]

Well he did give him bad directions to an unforgettable luncheon

[@Lima_Golf_Bravo]

@@bluecanine3374 the steamed hams made up for it.

[@bluecanine3374]

@@Lima_Golf_Bravo until Skinner selfishly hid his aurora borealus

[@happygolucky7241]

Childhood classic! That astronaut always get me! 0:38 🤣😄😃😀😂😅😆🤓🤠

[@sturmovik5448]

I love Curtis E. Bear's pathetic little intro tune

[@spellcasterneo]

The subtle joke of "What you are about to see is not pretty" is amazing, since it briefly pauses on the cop. LOL!🤣

[@missquark_]

"anger is what made america great" My sides!!!

[@BlueshirtFan4Ever]

0:36 👨‍⚖️ "I sentence you to kiss my ass!!!" I was laughing so goddamn hard, that I can't even contain myself. 😂😂😂

[@mmhmmmyearight7183]

I think I’m gonna write threatening letter to a celebrity

[@tetravega567]

I was so angry, I wrote 2! F U

[@carlgrove5859]

I picked a fight with someone weaker than me and wrote a threatening letter to a celebrity

[@davidmartinez3272]

So, who did you pick to write a threatening letter to?

[@mmhmmmyearight7183]

@@davidmartinez3272 Bill Thompson

[@cainster]

I already did. It's why I have that restraining order from Taylor Swift.

[@StoicLion]

Tress MacNeille is a legend!

[@halotubb1110]

The astronaut, 😂😂😂

[@virgiljericho664]

i love the astronaut just screaming with a golf club

[@jester4133]

Just wrote a threatening letter to a celebrity, still feel angry. :(

[@taimalik1110]

Watching this during my covid-19 lockdown....at home....biding my time....where my murderous anger is waiting for the right moment

[@ravinkrishnan3183]

Lol

[@doublea6586]

Be safe and don't take it in the car. All the best.

[@DaniSlot]

*Knock knock*, FBI open up 😂 Nah but 4 real, if y'all just go out killing like that, you should all be in jail..

[@chrishargreaves8016]

Biding your time until...or you could just crush people like an ant.

[@salk6792]

U need a courtesy bear m8

[@z30k]

Also the bear : "I can singggggggggggggggggggg!!!"

[@TallTrees420]

I love the little dance that Curtis E. Bear does at 1:13

[@TheBeresford7]

"Then do it for the adorable little puppy , look at the puppy Marge"

[@BmanTheChamp]

That's your hat.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

1:29 Agnes’ war cry 😂

[@ianmanning4368]

Sgt. Crew tells it like it is. LOL

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

1:15 Look at the way Marge _scowls_ at Eddie. She’s out for blood.

[@Still_anonymous1984]

I think Ages is sick of Seymour setting the house on fire, everytime Chalmers visits...

[@tech-rich]

The detail in this is fantastic.

[@89ariyon]

"what you see here is not pretty" that 1 second pause really got me laughing 😂

[@gustavgnoettgen]

"Looks familiar? It should."

[@keystrix3704]

Guy throwing car parts: Extreme road rage Girl putting on makeup: Typical road rage Judge filing insults: That one court case voiced by Rick and Morty Space man with golf club: Anime

[@de132]

Every single line kills me

[@spectrevampire]

"Fire a weapon at your television screen." Me: Ah, this show ain't no good! (bang)

[@thesmithersy]

"I've never seen such recklessness!"

[@SebastianVanWoerkom]

Clancy, use the remote.

[@nonesuch6833]

Sergeant Crew has some mighty fine rigging.

[@Miakel]

This was one of the best episodes of season 10

[@myname9252]

Agreed

[@Rensune]

Sgt Crew is one of the Thiccest women in Simpsons history

[@FDSixtyNine]

Dont you just want to clap her cheeks

[@BrytonBand]

chill

[@animationfanatic2133]

Pick a fight with someone weaker than you

[@wesleydavidmusic]

"Remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs - at home" LOL

[@WorldTravelA320]

I prefer to write threatening letters to celebrities and signing it as Harvey Levin from TMZ

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Well picking a fight with someone stronger than you would be a silly idea, you might not win! I suggest a nice 12 year old, they're flimsy and pathetic but think of themselves as pretty much adults so they're unlikely to refuse or give any significant resistance, and they're incredibly stupid so they're unlikely to tell anyone that an adult kicked their ass for fear of getting punished for fighting

[@WorldTravelA320]

@@johnmccrossan9376 technically you just suggested a person pick a fight with half the pro wrestlers at AEW.

[@johnmccrossan9376]

@@WorldTravelA320 how so

[@Rafa-hs7bz]

I will never forget how my father can't stop laughing with the last example of road rage

[@LeonWick526]

"Bears can't talk, Eddie." Chief must really not like him.

[@BrianRetro]

Yeah, otherwise he would have had Lou play him!

[@brocksamson9737]

0:54 so was she caught off guard? anyone else catch that? lol

[@burnthetrolls5971]

0:35 "I sentence you to kiss my ass!!"

[@attonixgreen2868]

Simpsons road rage looks way different from my memory

[@violenceisfun991]

😂😂

[@jareds.7063]

“Bears can’t talk, Eddie.”

[@GenuinelyUniqueGents]

0:22 "I CAN DO IT WITH A JUMP! WHERE IS HE?!?!?! BAAAAAART! AAAAAAGHG!?"

[@twistedstrength.]

No one has any qualms about beating the cop half to death with a 2x4, not even Marge.

[@Damian_1989]

0:54 love the moment of her looking at the wrong camera

[@jordangate7742]

"Pick a fight with someone weaker than you." -Accurate words from a cop

[@billnye8143]

🍪

[@willhelmberkly3025]

Today, a homeless meth head threatened to kill my sister and chased her down a heavily trafficked street in broad daylight. The police were summoned and then used force to subdue him and take him into custody. Fascist pigs.

[@torquettalk]

The entire video is golden

[@bogartssmokehousetaipei5748]

Fast food, answering machines, and

[@jeffgalus8454]

I knew Alan Shepherd was crazy

[@sylph8005]

I thought she was gonna say you could appropriately channel that murderous rage by becoming a cop

[@kayzeaza]

Loved the Simpsons Road Rage game!!!

[@jurisprudens]

Srgt Crew looks like Nelson’s Mom

[@justinw7323]

Lol poor Eddy

[@jaska8203]

I like how the entire class for Road Rage is a 1 minute video.

[@emjackson2289]

SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS?!

[@xw33b36]

lmao the judge

[@billjohnson2081]

What would Curtis E. Bear do?

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Shield his crotch?

[@petrifiedtoaster8572]

Not talk.

[@Daniel-ru4wm]

Out of the way, this thing is a rental!

[@ToddGates79]

The guy sleeping at the end of the class

[@garthdavis4320]

That was the same judge from the episode with the Betty Ford Clinic musical. Fun fact, by the way.

[@myname9252]

Season 10 still had some good left in it.

[@leoMC4384]

How many episodes of the Simpsons did you write??? STFU.

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

@@leoMC4384 What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

[@1984Phalanx]

"Pick a fight with someone weaker than you." That's the American way.

[@DiggitySlice]

Edgy

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

And lose anyway!

[@MrPerfect2000Z]

Imagine what this video would have been like if instead of Sgt Crew it was Troy McClure

[@confirmhandle]

Dude sleeping in back row 🤣

[@humankinglobetard3000]

Krusty’s nose was white at the end lol

[@waynemacfarland1546]

I first thought Sgt. Crew was Judge Harm, or Judge Harm was Sgt. Crew.

[@timothylyons1529]

crazy cat lady scream

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

Kinda wish they had more of the traffic cop tapes with the female cop. Kinda like they did with troy.

[@davidmartinez3272]

That's the judge from "I'm checking in"

[@DemonicAdj]

"We should lock you away where you can't kill or maim us. But this is L.A. and you're rich and faaaaaaaaamous!"

[@davidmartinez3272]

​@@DemonicAdj"Iiiiiiii'm checking iiiiiiiin"

[@DemonicAdj]

@@davidmartinez3272 "He's checking in!"

[@vgm_composer]

Not an angry letter to a celebrity “Write a threatening letter to a celebrity” Leave all that anger at home but wail into this mascot for the next 3 hours…. The Simpson’s writers were like the colors that make rainbows

[@thebeardedmugiwara]

Goddammit the title reminded me of "Walruses don't cry!"

[@melodynice7938]

So that's why twitter was invented, interesting

[@AtagoSKK]

She sounds like Jimbo

[@spikedpsycho2383]

0:38 AAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

There are places in the world in which the cops are competent and helpful.

[@alexthompson5275]

Always carry a weapon

[@Kromsmitesyou]

Yep I do, like a real angry American 🇺🇸

[@boppob1343]

Sheriff in 2021: "Chill out at home, drink a soda, have a moon pie. Dont Murder Anyone."

[@scarredpastry]

1:29 krusty's nose isn't red

[@wan55699]

0:55 That doesn't sound right.

[@bfahren]

Quiet fatso, the Sargent is talking.

[@snackasmversion2752]

Go on dear

[@BoomGoesMaximus]

There's a lot to take away from the fact that Eddie is about to be beaten up by several people wielding 2x4s for three hours and the only concern he has is asking if he can shield his crotch. Either he knew about this ahead of time (and went along with it) and didn't think to ask then, or he just now learned it was happening and was totally fine with it apart from that one question.

[@Uncle-Jay]

The funny thing is, these videos used to be a million times worse. Maybe I managed to just catch the tail end of it, but my high school DMV class showed these awful videos of car wrecks with sucking chest wounds, blood, gore, the whole nine yards. When I was looking for work, I signed up with ManPower and they had me watch these safety videos that were clearly outdated. They were showing people getting limbs ripped off with blood spurting out like a old 80's 'B' horror flick. I don't know, I kind of miss the violent safety videos, not only did it make them more interesting, but some of the images really scared the shit out of me. It only took me seeing a real sucking chest wound from a fatal car accident to decide I'd never drive drunk. Maybe people need that.

[@madattaktube]

Some of the ones I was shown in the UK were so ridiculous it made them kinda darkly hilarious. One of them was a child playing on some swings in their back yard when a car suddenly just flies through the fence and into him

[@agenttheater5]

I' guessing Lou doesn't get paid extra for this

[@comradneptic4740]

Lou is in hospital after being the bear during anger management class

[@blackdemonknight]

Eddie is the lowest on the totem pole as when Wiggum was promoted Lou was promoted to Chief while Eddie was promoted to Lou.

[@elroma7712]

@@blackdemonknight he was promoted to Liutenant?

[@blackdemonknight]

@@elroma7712 In the episode where Bart fakes his kidnapping to hide the fact he went to a rap concert

[@bonky221]

0:11 🤣🤣

[@thelargeemployer8442]

Nobody is talking about the fucking noise the guy in the bear suit made???

[@MrSabachtani]

I love how Kermy got his at least once. That fucking bully knows everything about picking a "fight" with someone weaker than him. But nobody fucks with Agnes Skinner. 😈

[@doublea6586]

Roooooad raaaaaage.

[@mikemiller3440]

Duh" 😒

[@Thoralmir]

0:38 There go the Simpsons predicting the future again; this time it's Lisa Nowak.