One Betting Disk Please

[@YungM.D.]

“I can’t go from 0 to 30”... damn even the small lines are funny and reflect the characters.

[@Polyglot_English]

**VOTE THIRD PARTY** kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZzSdn6Hgdx8rck

[@RK-ep8qy]

Why's that witty

[@gen4john660]

@@RK-ep8qy because he's so cautious that he can't even metaphorically go 0-60.

[@RK-ep8qy]

Gen4John ohhh is it a reference to car speed?

[@HuslWusl]

@@RK-ep8qy Well well well, who do we have here?

[@Showsni]

If you freeze at 1:19 Ned actually is spilling Homer's beer. So it's not all Homer's fault!

[@n40798]

Oh man I never even noticed him there

[@Jar0fMay0]

Oh crap that's right. Never noticed that.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

Lance Murdoch should sue Ned

[@cs512tr]

Nice subtle detail there

[@Chris-pn2iy]

Damn. After all these years. Ned deserved to lose those betting disks. And he never deserved Maude.

[@kathic6402]

The episode that inspired The Hangover.

[@Tylerpierre99]

Exactly!

[@erikm12]

Except this is actually funny.

[@IAmNumber4000]

Pretty sure Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas did it first

[@getitliketyson1972]

Jan Michael Vincent Simpson’s didn’t invent getting drunk and doing stupid shit in Vegas

[@rejvaik00]

The first hangover movie was absolutely hilarious

[@philiphunn194]

Ned: acts like he doesn't drink. Also Ned: has an actual bar with beer on tap in his house's "rumpus room".

[@DRKLCNS1]

isn't it non-alcoholic though?

[@tmccz1940]

Philip Hunn it’s for guests

[@szylaj]

its american beer tho

[@batdan350]

Ned Flanders in the older seasons is not the same character as Ned Flanders in the current seasons.

[@ZoloandTashigi4eva]

Yeah, and in the one where Maude dies, Moe mentions that Ned is afraid of drinking. Wasn't he in the Hell's Satans? "It's an older season" is no excuse. They are both in Season 11. This is Season 10.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

I always thought Homer just randomly got up to tell Ned not to spill his beer, but Ned is actually spilling Homer's beer.

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Homer just loses all of Ned's money and he's just like "oh well".

[@pissedoffdude1]

Yeah, he's an American, isn't he?

[@jdb2002]

It's not his money, so he doesn't care.

[@Hmongboi228]

As a gambler, I've lost my money like that before many a times. I'm talking about turning $500 into $5k at the craps table then all of a sudden, losing it in less than 20 minutes thereafter and not really caring AND being able to sleep that night. Or betting $3k on a craps roll and losing 2 minutes later. Strangely, you get used to it. Sorta like a doctor telling a family that their loved one has "x" days left to live then going into the next room and laughing it up with fellow hospital staff members about a joke. I believe the correct term for this phenomenon is becoming "desensitized" or "building up tolerance" to the situation.

[@thomasisbester822]

@@Hmongboi228 Nobody asked you champ.

[@JonasHamill]

@@Hmongboi228 Sounds more like a problem one ought to seek help for not boast about on Internet forums

[@potaterjim]

You know, I feel like there's an unappreciated irony in flanders enjoying Bob Sagat for being family friendly

[@mickeynotmouse]

Haha yeah i thought the same

[@uncleeddie5813]

That's what makes it funny. It's what makes comedy. Jokes. If Homer said to Flanders " you know, Bob Saget joked about raping those little girls" , then it would take away from what made it funny. 🤐

[@ac1dP1nk]

full house is family friendly

[@uncleeddie5813]

@@ac1dP1nk Full House is satanic in disguise of being family friendly. Look into it.

[@SavageGreywolf]

@@uncleeddie5813 thanks for explaining why Family Guy sucks

[@flatplant]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the spritzer began to take hold.

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

Mad film that is

[@Colt45hatchback]

Look out this is bat country 😂

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

We had a dozen bibles, a bottle of holy water, two bags of miniature crucifixes, a Jesus statue - a whole galaxy of multicoloured pamphlets and bumper plate stickers, a sheet of high-powered biblical quotes and a white wine spritzer. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious Christian paraphernalia collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[@sharedmemories3729]

love you guys

[@christophersuswal9544]

Flanders, get us some golf shoes. Impossible to walk in this muck!

[@jacktowers7533]

Never underestimate the power of a white wine spritzer

[@mindriot91_96]

😃 Hey, there is alcohol in them, so if you drink enough.....

[@jacktowers7533]

@@mindriot91_96 T h a t s T h e J o k e

[@bonkertoad3422]

Nice Mastodon picture

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

@Bonkertoad Nice Roach Dogg Jr picture

[@prasithoudomvilay8454]

That joke behind it was the drink is not actually strong 😂

[@Vex916T]

2:33 "More libations for my imperial conquerors." Best flattery line in Simpsons.

[@qinshihuang8414]

"what?"

[@nas84payne]

@@qinshihuang8414”More booze.”

[@dubanx3889]

I didn't realize it at the time, but Bob Sagot is a super dirty comedian before and after his time on Full House. It's kind of hilarious in that context.

[@marcusbullock630]

Tim Allen was a super lewd and dirty comedian too

[@shigerufan1]

@@marcusbullock630 Bill Nye as well

[@guilhermehank4938]

​ @shigerufan1 Robin Williams too

[@taskdon769]

@@guilhermehank4938 Robin Williams' comedy is a bit schizophrenic and unhinge.

[@PoopLoop202]

@@guilhermehank4938 To be fair, he did a bunch of R rated movies as well, like Death to Smoochy

[@aqwcc4]

HES ALLLLLRIGHT FOLKS

[@crazyforcoffee5950]

M S Okay now let’s hit the tables

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

oh thank god, him not breathing was starting to bother me

[@mindriot91_96]

*crowd cheers*

[@coolsomeXD]

How do you silence that little voice that say's think? You mean Lisa?

[@MegaBallPowerBall]

coolsomeXD says*

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@@MegaBallPowerBall Looks like OP already silenced that little voice that says think.

[@PHATB0Y20]

@coolsomeXD yeah because getting drunk in Vegas is an original idea

[@alephnull4044]

@@PHATB0Y20 I think you meant to reply to a different comment lol

[@Shaquille_ONeal]

Springfield's answer to a question no one asked.

[@JackT13]

I used to have this on tape. Must have seen this episode 100 times. I still say ‘white wine spritzer spritzer spritzer’ from time to time

[@vaddix9980]

So you admit you have tourettes?

[@jasonfischer8946]

Whenever my wife talks about a spritzer, I do the spritzer, spritzer, spritzer thing, too.

[@ghostmutt4265]

@@vaddix9980 Mr vaddix your silence will only incriminate you more.

[@ghostmutt4265]

Everyone who loves Simpson's has said that spritzer line countless times

[@smadaf]

It's great that they make fun of the use of "gaming" as a euphemism for "gambling". I get so tired of such names as State Gaming Commission.

[@IndogaKirai]

LOOT BOXES ARE GAMBLING. If it looks like a duck, talk like a duck, and Wallis like a duck. It's a Duck.

[@PjKneisel]

Who’s Wallis?

[@thatguy9979]

Perfect depiction of all my gambling experiences. 'Loses everything' Well there you go, now how about a drink.

[@Intrspace]

Well, gambling isn't designed to let you win.

[@madman2u]

@@Intrspace That's why you don't gamble. It's not gambling if you know you're going to win, which is why you only play the games where you can easily beat the house; such as blackjack where you can count cards.

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@madman2u Or poker where the house doesn't care who wins or loses.

[@Doors067]

Intrspace it is to some degree gamblers falacy shows that when they let you win especially early on in the process you have less incentive to stop

[@POVboxing]

@@madman2u you won't make much money counting cards now they can tell and just ask you to leave

[@karen175]

That Bob Saget joke is funny on so many levels.

[@Sean-pt2vk]

who's bob saget

[@zestamaster]

Evil Morty he was the dad in full house. And a VERY raunchy stand up comedian.

[@jasminthyme180]

"Bob Saget's ok, once you get past his dick jokes."

[@acerpro101]

The joke is the family man typical boring dad character from full house and AFV. Obviously Ned has never seem his stand up. The same reason why, in a different episode with this back and forth; Lisa: Enjoy bob Saget! Chief wiggum: No, no, its bob segar *looks at tickets reads bob saget* Oooohhh 😩

[@MrSupercar55]

OH BOB SAGET!!!!

[@AtenRa]

"You mean Lisa?" Oh my god that's so horrible! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Peter Griffin is MUCH worse to his daughter Meg

[@lochlemonde]

The Bible's finally pulling it's weight! 😂

[@r0bw00d]

Why do I get the impression that a white wine spritzer is the least alcoholic of all alcohols?

[@hotaru8309]

It's sure no "brownest of the brown liquours."

[@williamshaw9047]

It's about the equivalent of drinking a 5% alcohol beer. The joke is that it's a total chick drink. If Ned were in college, he'd be asking for Boonesfarm with a shot of Apple Pucker.

[@roachdoggjr45]

@@williamshaw9047 wtf is boonesfarm?

[@TheLegonaut]

@@williamshaw9047 yeah. We're sober guys here.

[@johnnywaffles2482]

Boonesfarms is super low alcohol, fruit flavored wine

[@twown]

"Ginger, I can change!" "Ginger's MY wife."

[@DiLorenzo04]

Over the dog dooooo stick

[@isambo400]

That line has stuck with me for ages

[@DiLorenzo04]

@@isambo400 I still say it when I’m mowing my lawn and see dog doo coming up 😂

[@BBAERSTANCE1]

No Way Flanders listens to Bob Sagets standup

[@Sean-pt2vk]

why?

[@tron3entertainment]

I believe Bob Saget was still hosting America's Funniest Home Videos at the time. All his jokes were corny, G-rated humor. That's what makes it funny.

[@absolutez3r019]

his stand up is X-rated though.

[@PHATB0Y20]

4b50lut3 Z3r0 and this episode was released way before that you stupid fuck.

[@GanonGhidorah]

It's kind of like how George Carlin used to be "Mr. Conductor" on Thomas the Tank Engine...a Children's show. ...Look what he ended up doing. XD

[@TheJaviferrol]

Love the episodes where Flanders and Homer end up getting along

[@user-Natsu2001]

There relationship reminds me of Goku and Vegeta and Homer’s friendship with Barney reminds me of Goku and Krillin

[@mae2759]

Fun fact: 14 is actually red on the roulette wheel.

[@kengetkamulos]

"HE'S ALRIGHT FOLKS!" Ahahahaha

[@MadnessIncVP]

“How d’ya silence that little voice that says think?” “What. Lisa?” 😂

[@FromPanictoParis]

🤣🤣😄

[@twisted_nether373]

How did you manage to get the quote wrong, right after watching the video? That's some talent.

[@BaconSenpai]

the smallest details kill me, the bottle of wine floating around in the hot tub at the end with Flanders waking up hung over made me laugh hard

[@evolvedape2161]

I love how they still have their regular clothes on in the hot tub lol

[@TheClaybones]

This episode is pure genius.

[@ghostmutt4265]

Can you imagine the writers when they were coming up with this episode. Must have been pissing themselves the whole time.

[@mkdfan]

I have Disney plus and could watch all these episodes in full but I keep watching random clips. SENSE! I MAKES IT!

[@Dave-sk9mn]

"Oh god! Lay down, lay down!!!"

[@miasweatman7340]

At least least Ned didn't go into debt... They're probably the most responsible people to ever go to Vegas

[@BlueAshes]

In the Latin version when hed prays towards the camera the guy says (translated) Keep playing my son

[@19torento]

Homer should have said "I'll take two shtacks now." RIP Connery, the best guy to ever gamble in a Las Vegas casino

[@Colt45hatchback]

Love the "fear and loathing in Las Vegas" inspired room haha

[@KaneRobot]

I will never not laugh seeing the EMTs immediately zap him with the paddles the second they reach him

[@crewchannel4591]

Yah know, this bit was probably done before. However, the Simpsons was in the back of my mind during "The Hangover."

[@ChrisSche]

As a kid I never understood a white wine spritzer is just a watered down glass of wine.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

2:47 This line has an entire metal song devoted to it by the band Okilly Dokilly

[@joshuarees3976]

2:59 The original Hangover scene

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

I mean, it's almost definitely inspired from fear and loathing in Las Vegas, which has the oldest hangover scene that I'm aware of.

[@JacksonJinn]

And so art imitates art imitates art.

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

"More libations my imperial conquerors?"

[@Tfrne]

"The Bible's finally pulling its weight!"

[@dougpeters1625]

lol that cracked me up

[@IDHLEB]

Homer being the Jerkass Homer. I can say it's from season 10

[@DTheAustralian]

IDHLEB Why do people use the word “Jerkass”? What kinda word is that?

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

D The Australian People who watch The Simpsons and people who go on TV Tropes

[@DTheAustralian]

PonmonofNuggetor Kinda dumb tbh. Cliche too.

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

D The Australian It perfectly describes exactly what’s wrong with Homer’s character in later seasons

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

Kind of weird how one of the most acclaimed episodes in the series, “homers enemy” is also the one that started jerkass homer, something many people hate.

[@HughMansonMD]

The amount of hilarious 1-liners packed in this 3 minutes is insane.

[@TroyHutch]

“Ok doke… let’s hit the tables” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iandhr1]

Why did you cut off the part where Flanders says "I was praying for you Homer but there was a small part of me that wanted to see you get splattered." and Homer grins broadly

[@HunterShows]

There is a lot of crap in Flanders' wallet.

[@Tubeite]

Yeah, like Canadian money!

[@ATalkingBadger]

"I can't go from 0-30 like that" lmao.

[@ReduckYT_]

I’ve been quoting white whine spritzer for some time now 😂

[@dantitans12]

Oh god lay down lay down 😂😂😂

[@kennybegeske8824]

Las Vegas Party With Ned Flanders And Homer Simpson

[@MrRonald327]

Ring of ice? Awesome!!

[@jacobbirdy128]

"how do you silence that little voice that says 'think'?" "you mean Lisa?"

[@Scyber_Official]

This is the funniest 3 minutes of any firm of media - Audio or. Media. I'm laughed so hard I actually drooled because my mouth became numb. Do you realize how long it took me type all this because I was laughing so hard?

[@RealityCheck6T9]

……...

[@hemipemi]

Better lay off the white wine spritzers.

[@MrSupercar55]

1:09 He's opening the safe with his right hand. In reality, this is the hand used for throttle control when riding a motorcycle. This is even seen at 1:06 when he revs up the bike's engine.

[@Adam1nToronto]

No need for throttle when the wheels are in the air

[@Licw-Luxus]

So?

[@MrSupercar55]

@@Adam1nToronto the throttle is necessary when going down the ramp.

[@aperson22222]

I would have thought Bob Saget was too dirty for Ned.

[@pinkkfloydd]

Whenever I hear someone order a wine spritzer, I just think of this episode.

[@user-Natsu2001]

This episode predicted the Hangover

[@bosshuxley4933]

On the roulette he bets on red , then it comes up 14 black .. but 14 is red in roulette lol

[@TommyLellan]

Years and year ago I was watching this ep for the billionth time at 2am, and suddenly it hit me how absurd it was for a man to race down a ramp while unlocking a combination safe on his head. I think I laughed for at least half an hour.

[@xukzcarminesx1819]

1:28 he’s alright folks

[@Year1BanditTA]

14 is red not black... he should have won :)

[@Hmongboi228]

Looks like we know who the degenerate roulette player is. Sh1t, you got the number to color sequence memorized off the top of your head....

[@hostileraccoon9604]

@@Hmongboi228 or you know he checked from google in 5 seconds....

[@DarkAlice]

@@hostileraccoon9604 What's a google

[@DickBanton]

Crooked casino.

[@mikhailvarkovsky4150]

I've actually memorized the sequence of the European roulette [0-32-15-19-etc]. You don't need to memorize colors. All odd numbers are red, whereas all even numbers are black. 14 is 1+4=5 , 5 is odd so is red. 29 is 2+9=11 and 11= 1+1 = 2, two is even so 29 is black

[@tdub5585]

OVER THE DOG DOOOO STICK! why do i love the way he says that

[@intellektualPoet]

"Oh God, lay down...LAY DOWN!!" 😂🤣😂

[@tardwrangler]

That daredevil died for Homer.

[@Quinntus79]

Did straight laced Flanders just say he laughed at Bob Sagett, one of the raunchiest comics out there?

[@Megal0lbanana]

The joke is that Ned only knows him from Full house.

[@john_dillermand]

"When I want to laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much!" - Wow that joke has not aged well.

[@steelersguy74]

I highly doubt Ned has heard Bob Saget's real stand-up.

[@lpsp442]

Poor Flanders

[@chrismccue9421]

This was when Homer started to become pathologically callous and negligent--the creep toward being completely self-centered made the show much less funny to me in the later '90s. Clip is funny though

[@nifralo2752]

Unlike that time he tried to get Flanders and his family thrown onto the street? Or that time he used his daughter to win money then discarded her? Or that time he flat out told his wife that he thinks everything she dose is pointless?

[@RealityCheck6T9]

Someone a bit triggered?

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

@President Kudsi exactly, homers always done selfish shit. The difference is that it became more normalised later on. And this episode definitely wasn’t the start of it.

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

AGS 15 in the old episodes he faced consequences for it

[@JonathanPoto]

Bob Saget going insane from years of Full House and doing dirty comedy makes this clip that much better.

[@WhtetstoneFlunky]

I've been to Vegas on several occasions and have played roulette many times. Holy numbers never worked for me.

[@Stakwell]

One of the funniest episodes ever

[@emmal1862]

I wonder why Ned says 'go from 0-30' like if this is 30, then what is his 100?

[@Christoff070]

Even though he is so stupid most of the time, something about these clips makes me think Homer has real wisdom

[@ArsonRaboot]

I'm so disappointed in Ned. He made it 4000 days without drinking, but then he fell off the wagon. truly shows what one missed day of AA can do to a man.

[@russell2952]

Lance is like Mario and can change his path in mid-air.

[@alexandera.1411]

The instructions were unclear: "Lay down..." Whom should Homer have laid down?

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

Never realized Homer bet everything in Ned's wallet and lost it all.

[@thibaud1832]

2:25 OMG, I just realized Bishop Barron once referenced this episode ("you mean Lisa?")

[@GENIUSGT]

I just realized the ironic joke of where Ned's staying in.

[@Imlaor25]

I know that situation. Except it’s usually “Lets just have one beer”

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

🖕🏻🖕🏾🖕🏽🖕🏿

[@Imlaor25]

What is your problem, Ilan?

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

@@Imlaor25 you being a white supremacist

[@orzaedits]

fuck off

[@Shatamx]

“He’sssssss allllright!!!!”

[@Synthetic_Soul_CH]

1:25 At least his head was safe

[@meesterSmeeth4182]

Everyone ripped on Bob Sagget. Turns out he's one of the dirtiest comics out there lol

[@UTeewb]

The funny thing is in one of the early seasons, Ned had a kegerator/bar setup in his basement. This was when Ned was more so setup as the neighbor homer hates because of envy vs the super Christian he is today.

[@JammastaJ23]

And thus Okilly Dokilly was born

[@markblakelock5801]

14 is Red not Black.

[@NachosElectric]

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[@GretgorPooper]

I love how terrified and anxious the bikini lady looks lol

[@floydhebert3684]

I love that about half of these comments are about Bob Saget

[@harrygreb3457]

Always makes me wonder if ned actually heard bob saggets standup lol

[@hijinks21]

If only Ned knew Bob Saget is an extremely dirty comic

[@marcusbullock630]

i think the true joke is that ned doesnt know about saget's actual routine and watches ABC all the time, so he's watching Full House and America's funniest home videos and thinks that's saget's comedic style.

[@johndickson76]

Love how the paramedics proceed straight to buzzing him with the defib

[@Theakker3B]

Have you seen Bob Saget's standup act, Ned? HAHA

[@SouthJerseySam]

"When I wanna laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much!" Who wants to tell him?

[@AndyHoward]

Bob Sagat early in his comedy career told some dark/edgy jokes that would be problamatic today.

[@jasa159]

didn't ever notice that ned was actually spilling homers bear.

[@JoshDoesTravel]

Since when has the Simpson’s been considered “Science and Technology”?

[@suchiuomizu]

In this KZbin video, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[@Sewblon]

The head writer has a masters in Computer Science and one of the other writers has a PHD in applied mathematics. The show has frequent mathematical Easter eggs. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoK1pad8bZKcp6M

[@brandondavidson4085]

Where we found out that Ned is to self-controlled for our own safety, not for his.