Bein' Ian With Jordan Ep116: Yield Sign Women W/ Blair Socci

[@BeinIanPod]

Patreon.com/beinianpod $5/month for all the good stuff

[@shadsagan2628]

Ian bein' called out for bein' in love with Jordan will never get old ❤️‍🔥 25:09

[@delarosadevin]

its cuz shes a perfect boyfriend.

[@thelokifiles]

⚔️

[@Dan-kb9dr]

Please never end this pod. Its my one thing to look forward too every week.

[@blonded1]

IAN, i am 39 with down syndsrome, i am so excited to see you live in person

[@josef2012]

Down's is contagious, please don't infect Ian.

[@Shimansaji]

Good to see you brother

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@josef2012the battle has already been lost brother…

[@VideoboxInc]

IAN I AM 47 AND HAVE ASPERGERS. I will NOT be at the show CUZ I get DISTRACTED BY BIONICLES when buying TICKETS

[@juwebles4352]

@@josef2012 This guy caught it from ian

[@gigic7394]

11:56 Blair's the Best! "I love a Boardwalk sausage myself."

[@shaeanemusic]

2:56 Ethan, the zoom out as Jordan blew the shofar is absolutely *chefs kiss*

[@Laredo-c7g]

I'm not one to get grossed out by boogers, but watching Jordan pick her nose, roll the booger in her fingers and flick it, WHILE on camera, in someone elses house, directly infront of them, while insulting them as they're being confronted on their malignant narcissism just skeeeeeves me the fuck out

[@UncleDeadly1031]

Blair is a really generous and reactive listener and seems like a really personable, chill person. Great guest!

[@timjones3]

Blair seems like a good hang, she kinda just allows all the goofy inside shit between Ian and Jordan to run its course. respect.

[@josef2012]

"I stay on TikTok 'cuz I don't use Instagram. "-Some lady 2024

[@cliveowen334]

Of all the pods I love, I really like Ian and Jordan the best. They're so damn funny together, the pods are so chill but also so crazy - it's the perfect mix

[@jasonszeto7790]

fuckin hell yeah ! and i saw Jordan in person at the scotia center in Toronto she murdered

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Do you know and understand the meaning of chill?

[@shaeanemusic]

@@ThedeadlyOG chill is not the word I would personally use but I do love the pod 😅

[@YetiVlogs]

Jordan recites deep angry lyrics... Ian plays the slappy hand. So perfectly sums up this relationship.

[@DockerVbox]

An animated short with Jensen and Socci voiceovers would be a winner.

[@scottoneil8618]

Pepe Le Pew is a perfect tat for Ian. 100.

[@addy_hits]

Ian if your balls are hurting from riding bike you should probably get a different saddle. I’d recommend a Brooke Cadmium size C17 (that’s the size I use and we look like we have similar builds). It may not look comfortable, but it is because the narrowness of the front gives your thighs and balls more room to move as you ride. Testicle pain should not be a result of a well fitted bike and saddle and can lead to fertility issues and testicle cancer. Also riding in jeans isn’t going to help you as that restricts movement big time. You can wrap your jeans to the top stem and bike in shorts and change when you get to the venue.

[@scruggscorp]

Nice mustache. Thanks for caring about our boys balls

[@Vascito]

“I wish I was sand” looking to the camera 😂😂

[@Carl_2112]

Blair is now my new comedian crush!

[@TheMrInnovative]

I love how Ian and Jordan just have a CASUAL conversation between themselves as if they have no guest!!!

[@chronnoisseur6355]

This is such an insane podcast to upload at 5am lmfao 😂

[@knowclub-d3n]

😂😂😂😂

[@ryanperiod]

Still in the intro and cracking up over how much Ian pets Jordan 😂😅

[@juanguano]

“Yeah I’m kinda accident pwone” got me to laugh way too loud

[@melinayeamon2830]

So glad Jordan is back. My house got destroyed in a hurricane and is being gutted right now so I really needed a good distraction 😂

[@TerdisLesezchuan]

don't lie you live in Seattle...

[@jabrokneetoeknee6448]

By hurricane Soros?

[@shundiin8]

I thought you weee going to say your house is gutted and you need a contractor 😅

[@dondingus]

The possibility of thinking that Slipknot was older than Cake made me feel ancient.

[@mikeparrone6022]

Nah dude Jordan's just r-worded, I'm 26 and I knew she was wrong immediately lmfao

[@brittanywilson1796]

Seriously. I couldn’t believe what she was saying. 😂

[@thruthevoids]

it’s the same era and those songs are just a few years apart

[@mikeparrone6022]

@@thruthevoids Never There came out in 98 and Duality came out in 2004. Not the same era or the same genre.

[@lovelymissmolly]

It's always a good day when I can watch you two clowns. 😊 Love you guys !!!

[@jdcriswell2499]

So glad Jordan's back. Awesome episode

[@UncleDeadly1031]

She was on the last episode, though. 🤷

[@fullysicksuperman]

This is such a beautiful contrast compared to last week ❤❤

[@knowclub-d3n]

Blair is being so patient omg

[@zeroa69]

it all finally makes sense.... ian is the real TURBO GRANNY!

[@waltercoyle6393]

Jordan and Ian have the best therapist they could possibly ever have. Each other. P.S. Do not sleep with your therapist.

[@rogeliocadenas4828]

Ian just taught me how to solo light a smoke in the wind. 🤟🏽😎

[@Test-zn9rs]

“Come on get good and hard” 😂 Best laugh I’ve had in a little bit

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

Is she 6, 16 or 60

[@MikeWoot65]

voice sounds like a 6 yo for sure

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

I'm so confused. Does she know that everyone knows that she can control her voice, just like everyone else, and she doesn't have to talk like that? Does she know that everyone knows she's talking like that on purpose?

[@gigic7394]

​@@Daddy.loves.you.it's her real voice, dude.

[@sislater6334]

Just came here from Maddy Smiths fun house birthday ep, probably the most chaotic anarchic pod episode I've seen hoping the anarchy continues at Ian's place.

[@chalkfarm11]

I would love to see Ian and Jordan on shrooms

[@knowclub-d3n]

I would love to see Maddy Smith on here 😂❤

[@pedrodiaz2855]

I was just thinking about how cool her lips form when she talks too and at that moment Jordan points it out😭

[@alyssaswann8026]

8:40 jordan’s face i’m ded😂

[@brittanywilson1796]

I haven’t heard the word “nards” in a really long time. 😂

[@hidalgogeopoliticsandhisto5394]

36:45 kills me lol. I was wheezing with laughter. Second time seeing that part and i have tears in my eyes from laughing.

[@robinisbell8523]

Man i have the biggest crush on Blair shes adorable and funny as hell.

[@rick454p]

Blair's special is so good.

[@plunetzero]

This is WAY better than the last episode.

[@coltonperdue1072]

PREACH

[@mikeparrone6022]

Robby Hoffman was great

[@Freddisred]

Blair was cohost of the Trevor Moore Show & his 24 hour telethon, glad to see her again!

[@marctaylor1142]

New bucket list item: mosh with Ian at a Knocked Loose show 🤘

[@ricksanchez5696]

*Total 180 from the last guest so much better*

[@laidbackBEN]

Congrats to all the Ian's out there!

[@hiphopfaerie]

Ian, i had the same dream last night: i was eating myself out!! Crazy 😂😂😂

[@imnotyetdeadd]

The Lord Blessed Us with Such a Good Patreon 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@emaleman8720]

certified yeild sign swimmer 🫡

[@ineedafernbackhere]

Blair saying “tale as old as time” after the Tim Dillon podcast 🙌

[@kraigskraigs.kraigs6484]

A good pod u guys have

[@TheReaperjd]

Walking into my kitchen job with the same slipknot(shirt) album they were reading/singing.

[@michaelpotter3627]

The fingers crossed 🤞 was hilarious

[@blitzu_1]

The intro go wayyy harder then it should 🔥🔥🎉

[@9xqspx6]

"The only yoga I'm ever doing is downward spiral" - That was heavy, and funny. Dunno how Jordan didn't react to it. Maybe she heard it before.

[@justicestouch4997]

IAN my mom consistantly buys marlboros to this day. I used to go to school in marlboro sweatshirts and marlboro gym bags 😂😂

[@TheMrInnovative]

WOW.....Jordan is cleaning her life up and becoming healthy and reasonable!

[@cerebraxis607]

I will never be able to come and see you live because I'm stuck in the middle of America with next to nothing to my name, however it would be pretty awesome. Glad to see a new ep though.

[@lordfordification]

Frost Gatorade is because they knew the cherry would kill people with the red dye. I learned at 14 you're supposed to take a chug of Gatorade then drink actual water. If you drink Gatorade when you actually need it, and don't drink water with it, good luck.

[@DavidMelendez94]

@1:11:30 the buildup to the switch on Blair was a great belly laugh 😃

[@HighFeeline]

Jordan be comin’ for Kerryn🤣

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Big ol sneak diss lmao

[@HighFeeline]

@@CrakerzANDcl1tz 💯😸

[@TropicalBones]

A Cake/Slipknot mash up would be wiiild

[@SnorriErickson]

Whenever I see Blair I always think of Trevor Moore 😢 His 24 hour Trevathon is still one of my favorite things.

[@AlexanderHordell]

45:03 her laugh hahahahahahah

[@crashfrog3051]

Her laugh is intoxicating.

[@daniellelazenby3397]

It’s pretty freaking adorable!

[@H3H3HEE]

Literally the cutest

[@radcliffeschmitz6674]

IAN. FIDANCE. SAY. HER. NAME

[@lazylion420]

H3 producitons what are you doing here 🥲

[@michaellopez8710]

How did you comment this four days ago? It’s been out 3 hours. 😂

[@theycallmethesoandso]

😂 "my slurs" sounds like sorry I have racism

[@LawdReekers]

Blair is the absolute best. I'm fighting the parasocial love I have for her

[@TheSwampElf]

Great episode.

[@codydunivan7128]

0:35 Jordan, Payton Manning impression, GO!

[@Laredo-c7g]

EVERYONE loves to jump on the autism bandwagon these days for some reason. There are SO many people who are extremely narcissistic or borderline who use autism as a way to continue never taking accountability for their wickedness

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

100000000%. Having said that….. and this is very important…. Autistic brains and psychopathic brains are neurologically nearly identical. They don’t have the necessary neural pruning to process empathy normally. So the thing is, really narcisisstic people? That kind of IS autism. No one wants to admit that though. But autism doesn’t mean excuses. It can be a reason for harmful behavior. But not an excuse. There’s also levels. A level one autistic is just that self absorbed tone deaf rude narcisisstic person. A level 3 needs help using the bathroom and has to wear a helmet. And that’s what so disgusting about the level ones whose autism basically just manifests as narcissism and psychopathy. Because the diagnosis is under the same umbrella term, they are demanding we treat them as “poor unfortunate victims” like the non verbal kid smashing his head on the classroom wall. It would be like someone with a precancerous freckle demanding they get a make a wish trip to Disneyland along with the terminal leukemia kids. It’s gross and the irony is that it’s one of the main symptoms of autism: lack of empathy and inability to read social cues. That’s why they’re like that.

[@BradyHold]

90% of this podcast is Ian asking Jordan if she heard his joke

[@maziarmottaghian3971]

blair is delightful. new fan.

[@megbed2685]

“They’re so classic”-as she’s sitting next to the Times Square granny version

[@LokiKala117]

"Yield sign women" is the equivalent to bill burrs "what a lesbian looks like" joke 🤣

[@Deecar874]

This is another banger

[@joe.monterrosa90]

Ian sex speak about dudes was actually legit af. 56:53

[@cliffburton534]

I have no idea who this chick is... But I like her a lot.

[@N9NEfingers]

Ignoring the quest is epic

[@danhenney8293]

Jordan is so funny. She should try stand up comedy sometime

[@lunimafain]

Can you please try to get alan tudyk on your pod please. I think the dynamics would be amazing.

[@tay8130]

I like her voice

[@AFR0PR1NC3]

Great episode guys! On a serious note, Blair mentioned giving Ian a gummy. I’m not one to police what other people do, but I know Ian has had addiction problems in the past, and that he has bipolar with a history of psychotic episodes.(Mind you, I don’t even know for sure if it was a weed gummy.) I too have bipolar and have had psychotic episodes and just wanted make sure Ian is ok and taking care of himself. Weed and sleep deprivation (which you mentioned you’re having problems with) can unravel a bipolar brain, especially those with a history of psychosis. Don’t take this as me trying to shame anyone, I’m just a big fan of Ian and am hoping he is happy and healthy. Taking care of your mental health is cool. Much love.❤

[@shaeanemusic]

Both Ian and Jordan constantlyyyyy talk shit about weed and say how dumb it is so I highly doubt it was a weed gummy they were talking about

[@AFR0PR1NC3]

@@shaeanemusic Well Blair mentioned the only drug she does is edible gummies, so I thought there might be a connection between the two. Whatever the case, I just want Ian to be safe and to know he is loved.

[@shaeanemusic]

@@AFR0PR1NC3 totally fair! It’s all love here baybeeeee 🖤

[@firstlast476]

hes a grown adult. have you thought about drinking more water ? complimenting a random person ? eat halal meat only ?

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

@@firstlast476he’s a grown adult with bipolar psychosis. He shouldn’t ever touch weed. It’s not actually safe for people for bipolars to be doing drugs.

[@jacquigonzalez5447]

I love Blair Socci! She’s my favorite.

[@Flipper35]

8:10 “You’re amazing… the boxing.” Nothing funnier than “girly” women trying to talk about sports. 😂🤣

[@joe.monterrosa90]

49:52 as a smoker. As a smoker I get it dude! 🚬 ❤

[@itzdadam8463]

Blairs the best

[@theophilusthistler5885]

I wish I had a good boardwalk sausage.

[@Rizza.]

"i grew up with the afi"

[@samzulfer2107]

1:06:59 we all got a touch of the tism

[@robsrxx]

Blair is so funny❤

[@tsgtr]

DOWN WITH JORDAN JENSEN

[@CabinPressure95]

Came here strictly for Knocked Loose talk

[@zacvotruba8374]

Yall should get the vocalist Ryan Ferris from Knox Loose on the pod sometimes, sounds like Blair is super into them!!

[@motorhead412]

Korn forever!

[@woodsw7]

Ian should switch to nicotine lozenges. They're great with coffee

[@jenhawkins5980]

Blair sounds exactly like a young Melanie Griffith

[@austinglaser6712]

So Ian could say he could ride his bike with no handlebars

[@Ryan-re7oj]

Blair ! ❤

[@MikeH7186]

How can you like Slipknot but not Korn? WTF Jordan.

[@lucky5cm]

36:46 😂😂😂

[@mr.resistance4015]

5:24 Shout-out Slipknot

[@TropicalBones]

"Sheeout Owwt"

[@DR.B13666]

Thanks for bringing more awareness to the weiner issues Ian. It's a struggle