"Belly of The Beast" - Unbelievably Funny Steven Seagal Movie

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Alex Lantz

Alex Lantz

Жыл бұрын

Perfect movie to have some fun. I have a feeling that the creators of this film were pretty thickly trolling Segal. Starting with the title, continuing with all these references to refrigerators and just to food in general. The loud and strongly pronounced shortness of breath...

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@streamspoart2671
@streamspoart2671 Жыл бұрын
He stunt doubling, everything: fighting, walking except for sex and eat scene, what a culture man
@TheDarkTower-iz7uq
@TheDarkTower-iz7uq Жыл бұрын
It's a crime this channel isn't more popular with more likes. You're like the Slavic version of Space Ice hanging out with Civvie 11, it's glorious. Keep up the awesome work man! 👍🏾👍🏾
@blvalverde
@blvalverde Жыл бұрын
So that is what snatching birthdays meant? I thought he was just going to steal the cake!
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
I just thought, that it would be fine for Steven to snatch a birthday of a mfer for an intro. Just to show how badass he is in pajama and gold
@doomsday24
@doomsday24 Жыл бұрын
That part legit gave me an ab workout
@haroldellis9721
@haroldellis9721 Жыл бұрын
"Those attacks are not much danger." I'm going to need to take that. 😊
@owie4070
@owie4070 Жыл бұрын
16:41 Does Seagal really think anyone believes he can do all that? 🤣🤣🤣
@Pressplay267
@Pressplay267 Жыл бұрын
Steven does..and that's a lot of ppl in one😝😜🤪🤭
@doomsday24
@doomsday24 Жыл бұрын
Yep… only Steven in his own little world
@joqqeman
@joqqeman Жыл бұрын
Why he never put any effort into maintaining even a decent physique as a martial arts movie star is a mystery...
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
I wonder how he managed to make so many movies while being in a shape of bubble, with below average martial arts skills and zero acting talent. This is the biggest mystery for me
@owie4070
@owie4070 Жыл бұрын
And then he has the nerve to disrespect other martial artists. Laughable.
@joqqeman
@joqqeman Жыл бұрын
@@alexlantz it's a sad story of personality issues overcoming all the possibilities he had in his career and life...
@Pressplay267
@Pressplay267 Жыл бұрын
@@owie4070 because he's jealous 😝
@bloodeagle6458
@bloodeagle6458 Жыл бұрын
As a supposed martial artist he should have maintained a pretty athletic physique but he's not so he didn't
@TheTexorcist68
@TheTexorcist68 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal's new movies in 2023: 👉"Stretch Marks" 👉"Marks ALOT" 👉"Exit In My Pants" 🤣
@rofhiwabilisha9225
@rofhiwabilisha9225 Жыл бұрын
Recently found this channel and my Guy I've been Binge watching ur content because I enjoying it sadly I've watched everything😅 keep up the great work my bro
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
I'll try to make videos faster! This one just took a lot of time
@HM_Cash
@HM_Cash Жыл бұрын
Mr Alex thank you for another great recap of the aikido penguin master.
@ilduce5874
@ilduce5874 Жыл бұрын
A skinny guy was showering near Steven at the gym and asked him: “How long’s it been since you’ve seen your junk?” Steven replied, “A long time.” The skinny guy asked him, “Why don’t you diet?” Steven stared into space then said, “What color is it now?”
@FrankJohn
@FrankJohn Жыл бұрын
That stick twirling is mesmerizing
@scotjackson6292
@scotjackson6292 Жыл бұрын
Alex bro - love the videos and laughing my ass off at the Thai fail - he said Sawasdi ka which is the female hello hahahaha he literally refers to himself as a woman every time - that’s deffo gotta be an inside joke with the translators haha (Sawasdi Krub would be male) it’s no wonder the monk smiles at him haha
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Lol! I was also wondering if his Thai was correct, but the way he spoke to monks like they are mentally challenged was pretty hilarious by its own:)
@TheCatMomma
@TheCatMomma Жыл бұрын
Luv, you are the best at this, er, beast. He is 50 Shades of Go-a-way.
@robklossner9093
@robklossner9093 11 ай бұрын
So many hilarious moments in this video. Thank you for the entertainment, Alex!
@alexlantz
@alexlantz 11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@mez0n871
@mez0n871 Жыл бұрын
Friday night, beer, sensei Seagal! Thank you, Alex)!
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Yeah, super-Friday:)
@kremesezlidlu4731
@kremesezlidlu4731 Жыл бұрын
Quick, where is the kitchen ! 🤣
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Oh, that would have been a good text on the screen
@Glass-Bowl
@Glass-Bowl Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I've suddenly become so addicted to watching people take the piss out of Steven Seagal. Perhaps I've been a true American all along. He's like, as ridiculous as Nicholas Cage but half as funny, a fraction as genuine, and not in the least bit as entertaining in his acting. There's something so fun about watching a delusional egomaniac get goofed on by everyone who has anything to say about him.
@stevenatkinson1228
@stevenatkinson1228 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel thank you for everything!
@Pressplay267
@Pressplay267 Жыл бұрын
So the beast is actually Steven and his huge belly 🤪😝😜🤭
@ericsbuds
@ericsbuds Жыл бұрын
somersalts into the middle of an empty room... xD wtfff
@rutkowski1490
@rutkowski1490 Жыл бұрын
So Seeaal really snatches every motherf*cker birthday!
@ilduce5874
@ilduce5874 Жыл бұрын
3:22 scanning for McDonald’s that closed years ago
@PublicEnemyNo19
@PublicEnemyNo19 Жыл бұрын
You are awesome Alex, tubby made 86 so-called movies. Would love to see you do more of these incredible Oscar winning piles of shit. You and Space Ice are the best.
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Lolwut??? 86?
@WanArk86
@WanArk86 Жыл бұрын
Oh boy, this movie. The choreograph and wire work were so unbelievable. And the shootout scene made Shoot 'em Up looks viable for an award.
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
This movie amazed me in many different levels!
@CSiri-cc2hq
@CSiri-cc2hq Жыл бұрын
Great review! Subscribed! I dont mean to be rude, but I thought you were the same guy than the host of The Iron Snail channel.
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Lol, just watched his video, we look somewhat alike:)
@candidosilva7755
@candidosilva7755 Жыл бұрын
You dont play with 2 things with a Man first is food 2 is girls.)😏🤣👌
@svansy
@svansy Жыл бұрын
If i would have a cent for every time Steven Seagull saved me without me knowing it, either by being part of a super secret opertion to save me from terorrisests, from the nazis on the other side of the moons or from the evil of humor. May Steven continue giving us contnetnt for KZbinrs to have to watch to get viewers click on their videos! Seagull to the presidential parliament. Please.
@izidororaziel4918
@izidororaziel4918 Жыл бұрын
This one is actually a pretty good movie
@olivere.s.
@olivere.s. Жыл бұрын
Garbage.
@doomsday24
@doomsday24 Жыл бұрын
@Pdotta1
@Pdotta1 Жыл бұрын
I'm curious did you purposely not refer to him at Ryu? Because that's Ryu. 😂
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
Ryu was just one of his characters in a movie, which I didn't even know back those days in 90s:)
@Pdotta1
@Pdotta1 Жыл бұрын
@@alexlantz “just one of”… now listen here youngster 😂 He is Ryu. Keep up the great work love it ❤️
@TheTexorcist68
@TheTexorcist68 Жыл бұрын
Lena is hot! 🤣
@jcmac7709
@jcmac7709 Жыл бұрын
Of all the cringe shit Seagal gives us and it’s the kissing scene that takes the cake. Cejudo would have a hard time out-cringing Seagal on that one.
@titolino73
@titolino73 7 ай бұрын
These are all movies made for money laundry, nothing else!
@luisalfonsoalba9730
@luisalfonsoalba9730 Жыл бұрын
Well, he does what he likes the way he likes it and sure gets more money than all of the ones trashing him here and elsewhere. That my friends, is what is all about it.....
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
And I also like what he does
@Professor__S
@Professor__S Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal's daily diet routine: 🍞🥐🥖🥨🥯🥞🧇🧀🌭🍗🥩🥓🍔🍟🍕🍳🥪🌮🌯🥙🥚🥗🍿🧈🍚🍛🍜🍝🍣🍤🥮🍡🥟🥠🦀🍩🦐🦑🍦🍧🍨🍩🍪🎂🍰🧁🥧🍫🍬🍭🍮🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥤
@alaatabeeb7981
@alaatabeeb7981 Жыл бұрын
at leat he is successful business man, still active to this age 69 years old, he's rich & doesn't have a you tube channel and he hope to get views to get some money, also he can speak proper English & he will be always considered a westerner American & not one of those old soviet union countries who thinks they are European because they join the NATO or even the European Union they will be always like Borat
@onoriodeofomola7017
@onoriodeofomola7017 Жыл бұрын
All of you lot who keep making condescending remarks about this 8th dan martial arts master ,but never to his face.Challenge him then and see what happens. If you dare?.
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
OK, I officially challenge Steven Seagal
@justmyopinion9041
@justmyopinion9041 Жыл бұрын
If anyone wanted to know what an action ahem star would look like when he just couldnt give two cr^ps and give zero effort about his movies well here you go. Great channel!!
@debonlr
@debonlr Жыл бұрын
dude these are funny as f 🤣
@kennyelster4557
@kennyelster4557 Жыл бұрын
please stop spinning that pencil on your hand. it is very annoying and distracting/
@alexlantz
@alexlantz Жыл бұрын
It calms me down
@Ben_ZDrine
@Ben_ZDrine 3 ай бұрын
CLAM IT UP PAL - the pen spinning is part of the channel personality and everyone else likes it.
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