wikiHow: How to Win a Nerf War

wikiHow has a lot of articles on Nerf and "How to Win a Nerf War" is possibly the most popular one. Enjoy a bit of silliness with these tips and strategies.
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[@MisterNathan]

I gotta admit, I paused the video and stared at that white Deploy/LSFG looking blaster for a while, trying to figure out how I could make that work. Sure looked cool. On a side note, I guess I should try cheating at my wars. I've obviously been doing it wrong all this time.

[@beretnarf]

I would love to see your interpretation of that blaster! Can't imagine who would take the time to methodically design it so I really wonder if this was copied from an actual creation? And yes clearly we've all been playing incorrectly.

[@JamieTenikoff]

Yeah, Johnson Arms Props did the blasters originally. Here's the image. The Wikihow dude must've made a cartoon-ified version. d2rormqr1qwzpz.cloudfront.net/photos/2012/05/29/38120-nerf_guns.jpg

[@beretnarf]

Nice, good catch Tiger!

[@aidangreenfield3374]

I recognized the blasters instantly, I looked up best Nerf guns a long time ago, and I saw it and made it my wallpaper

[@sman-jw2xc]

Its an Albino long shot

[@Willbrad1661]

This sounds like a fantastic military simulation

[@scottjs5207]

Someone watched too much PDK films.

[@Matt-md5yt]

Scott JS ha, I got the joke

[@LightningEagle14]

Its funny because they actually do everything in this article.............

[@joemama8808]

Lmao

[@Shivenn18]

facts btw unpopular opinion i think the centurion is not that bad

[@coilovercat]

@@Shivenn18 no one asked

[@squidwardtortellini4982]

"tactical entry" sounds like something coop would say

[@chinky111169]

I believe he has said it.

[@gaia3637]

Like an fing operator

[@jacobdespain1411]

I do believe you mean "tacti-cool" entry kind sir 😜

[@galactictortoise859]

after the hostage thing i am just thinking of them entering with the hostage saying you move we shoot the hostage

[@nateeller2683]

That sounds like a possible giggity

[@dewitt3453]

After you become a nerf ninja become a nerf Jedi and block darts with your sword!

[@dnr-vs1lk]

Or pull a kylo ren and catch them in the air.

[@Daniel_Huffman]

Or a Nerf Sith. Or do what Kyle Katarn (I think him or Jaden Korr) did that one time and not only catch a blaster bolt mid-flight, but also cause it to retrace its trajectory.

[@gamerguy425]

They clearly reused a stock image for that hostage one, BUT MAY I ASK WHY THEY HAVE ONE TO BEGIN WITH!?! Don't tell me there's a "how to run a terrorist organization" wikihow article, with broken English and awkward digital drawings of beheadings XD

[@monolith253]

I’d like to see a “How to Run a Terrorist Organization”.

[@catalyst999]

Lol XD

[@Dibdab9303]

How to run a -terrorist- nerf organisation

[@noobtubers3326]

How to win a nerf war Get a nerf gun Aim at ur target Pull the trigger Wikihow makes it a lot more difficult then it actually is

[@water9892]

More like a little above, nerf guns are not that accurate

[@bipedalnarwhal277]

Whoever wrote this must have been playing too much CoD

[@water9892]

Or TF2

[@NinjaBrixz]

Or some type of fps game

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Rainbow six siege

[@user-xp9jo2rv3q]

NinjaBrix Studios wii sports resort.

[@NinjaBrixz]

Mr NoName lol

[@madhatten00]

lol nerf guns have silencers that work? wtf? how do you silence a motor?

[@dnr-vs1lk]

The oh snap is the only one with a silencer that even remotely works. Otherwise, pack it full of acoustic foam?

[@redenginner]

+d41337n8r pack it full of foam reduce vibration, all sorts of stuff

[@Niiue]

kai likes stuff i uhh.... yeah its very quiet but i think the darts dont go pew pew

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

You put on a fake silencer and it makes it scilent dont you know?

[@jaimecompton4776]

or the spring lol

[@Kayakasaurus]

This is very helpful because I've never been to a war

[@beretnarf]

There are a couple decent tips but overall this seems more like a strategy guide from someone who thinks video games translate directly to real life. Making our own guide for newer players might not be a bad idea.

[@Kayakasaurus]

Beret I was just kidding :)

[@beretnarf]

Got me haha!

[@Kayakasaurus]

Beret the video was funny, I'd watch more like this.

[@the17kyd]

Kayakasaurus oh my! Kayakosaurus? Dude, love your models.

[@LightningEagle14]

But honestly though, pretty sure every nerf related article on WikiHow was written by 6 year olds............

[@captsomeguy1]

You know, that's pretty good for a 6 year old. Most 6 years I know, just finished learning the Alphabet and started learning how to write very simple sentences. So, a 6 year old writing 1000 words articles...impressive. Especially, the art too

[@camerong7365]

captsomeguy1 is it bad that I was already learning compound sentences and words when I was 6, but I couldn't even write my own name!?

[@desiderata2209]

Me in first grade 17 years ago: US is a good country

[@Nishye501]

Or military strategists

[@homelee665]

Well, that someone's views. These people seem to be waaaaaay too serious about the "war" concept.

[@deekswap695]

We do need a nerf geneva convention

[@Wizkid490]

Step 3.5: Waterboarding is only a crime if you get caught.

[@joeofdoom]

Its also incredibly cheap and easy to do all you need is a willing friend a t-shirt and some water. Ah I have some strange memories.

[@on1yadam]

Wizkid490 lol

[@maxjones503]

1) Take a hostage, 2) Send a message to the enemy team 3) Choke hostage to death with a wooden stick, give them a fake moustache first. 4) Pretend you are in pain and wait for the enemy to come and help you. 5) Wehn they get to you, smash their heads in your rifle butt.

[@velazquezarmouries]

Step 3.6 poisonous gasses can be easily made with household items and would highly aid on your victory

[@crypticpancake6595]

Yo what

[@thanhavictus]

hm. Maybe this article should be flagged for danger reasons. It's literally encouraging bashing people On a positive note, there's some wicked paint and integration concept art

[@beretnarf]

That is a good point. And yeah some of those integrations/paintjobs are inspiring.

[@StylesTheMaus]

Bit late but ehh How to win a Nerf war Step 1 acquire a firearm Step 2 paint the firearm in Nerf fashion Step 3 buy a speaker for the war Step 4 blast pumped up kicks Step 5 get the W

[@DeltaWolf1000]

Those blasters are mostly cosmetic/prop pieces created by Johnson Arms

[@qwest500]

This article is so messed up lol. I feel like the person who wrote it has little experience in a Nerf war. "To take out a machine gun, attack from the back or bring 2 guys with the biggest guns". WHAT!? I can defeat a Vulcan with a strongarm. Or even a jolt! lol

[@Sgt-lott10]

Qwest 500 I won a whole war with a jolt and a toy knife, banzai charges work

[@Niiue]

Sgtlott 10 shoot n’ charge

[@Sgt-lott10]

Luis Martin yes?

[@Sgt-lott10]

Niiue I just ran towards em without shooting, shoot the runners stab what you can

[@possiblyrandom6703]

Big guns still help

[@spartanstudiosproductions5618]

Blitzkrieg in nerf. Who uses tanks and airplanes in nerf?

[@Opinare]

i think they mean a bayonet charge without the bayonets

[@hoodedcreeper2465]

I started crying out laughing when I saw number 3

[@Halo56782]

I can't tell if these guys are trying to play nerf, make an action movie, or an airsoft milsim

[@squidwardtortellini4982]

my problem with this article is that they talk about snipers, when really, you can't snipe in nerf without hurting someone with a singled titan.

[@Blight_750]

The hostage part made me laugh so hard

[@davidtran5812]

You might win but it’s not a clip it’s a magazine. Just so you know.

[@davidtran5812]

Absolute Randomness yea I know but clip is loaded with just darts but magazines (NERF) darts are pushed with a spring so that’s a definition of a magazine.

[@arandomcalifornian2001]

Mastišpek Fík Who cares...

[@idkidk3378]

Mastišpek Fík But some nerf guns e.g. Thunderhawk. Use actual clips, so they're not totally wrong

[@jackkirkland5639]

Mastipek fik why did you start this?!

[@Nishye501]

I feel like this is more for a large mil sim

[@zargax245]

Must be Nerf played be people who think Nerf is for kids and trying to be tough when all Nerf is just having fun

[@dagoat2636]

When you're doing a basement war,you just stuff mega darts in your pockets and shoot your friends with the thunder bow until they beg for mercy.

[@kzatar2021]

Lol I did that with a megladon in my cousins basmentt

[@pv8685]

9:30 i see luke from out of darts has sneeked into the articel 😂👍

[@Matt-md5yt]

sweet glad you did this one, WikiHow is funny.

[@LightningEagle14]

How to win a Nerf War: Step 1: Don't get shot. Step 2: That is the only step.........

[@water9892]

Step 2: repeat step 1

[@yaritzaivelissebarbosa8822]

Step 3 : peeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , peeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, pew pew pew at anything that moves

[@TheBurkleeJackson]

Step three is just saying,”committing war crimes isn’t cheating, so do it”

[@joshua5483]

Step one: build a Sax-BZ

[@redenginner]

Step 2: Fix bayonets.

[@s.rstreetriders6359]

Beret: "than your in for a treat" me: where's ma treat

[@tokestorgaard7823]

how to win a nerf war step 1: git gud step 2: ??? step 3: profit

[@qwest500]

A Nerf silencer 😅 😂

[@clownienerf]

I'm a little concerned about the kids dressed like Magnum PI water boarding their neibor.

[@Mr.Slaught4r]

My last war actually went pretty well after I followed these useful tips, after applying blunt force trauma to my opponent's skull they were really easy to take hostage

[@genericcreator6467]

i've dreamed about doing the fort thing, i've made riot shields for nerf, i would love to have one of those nerf machine guns and just set up in a bunker like that tho

[@CyanPickle]

Here's how to win a need war: duel weild Jupiters with a proton pack

[@hedemalmcarl]

How to win: Dual Weild 2 Nerf Mega Mastodons, buy 12 D batteries cuz they both will need it. Buy also 8 Nerf Rival Nemesis, then youll win in any nerf war, also: buy 48 D style batteries for the 8 nemesis blaster.

[@keeganphillips7541]

All those mustaches must be sax man HQ

[@beretnarf]

I do happen to have a large "stache" of them..

[@joshua5483]

Beret were you "shaving" them for later?

[@tvtrashcastormemetard1604]

Is a firestrike elite good? I have one it sounds powerful and does a whistle when I shoot a dart so I wonder if it’s good or bad for battles

[@robertmorphew8402]

Cool thx for the help!

[@beerenmusli8220]

Awesome Video!!!!

[@Evanster1212]

Wiki how: how to make a good nerf squad The dude in the picture holding a deploy: well I’m some what of a pro myself

[@UriyZ9mb8e]

1:44 i gues they never miss huh 2019 comes to beret

[@vincentmalpica]

12:40 hol up

[@jokroast6912]

Protip: Study Physics.

[@ImWallace799]

for #5 8:13 I would drop the gun whilst removing the cartrige of darts or remove darts as it takes weight off you while you escape and they can't really use it. and for #3 2:46 everyone should be fit and harness the ability to sprint quickly.

[@jokroast6912]

"Tell people what roles to be" This sounds like it would get you called a control freak by your friends. Maby ask them what they think rather than control the game?

[@curtisssbdauntless7897]

How to win nerf war: Step 1: get a squad Step 2: give everybody flywheelers Step 3: use the flywheelers to dominate your springer using enemies Step 4: win

[@deleted_215]

What I normally do: Teams: -Take out as many people as possible -No surrender fight until last dart Solo -If possible build a fort and defend -If Fort is not possible Gide behind a corner and wait

[@hedemalmcarl]

My gear. Primary: Nerf Rapidstrike with a 18 round clear stick mag. Secondary: Nerf stryfe with a demolisher stock, Modulus red dot sight and 12 round stick mag. Backup: Nerf Triad Elite XD. Gear: Nerf tactical vest with 6 darts, 12 round stick mag and 2 6 round magazines and spare ammo.

[@camerong7365]

My gear Primary: Lawbringer Secondary: SledgeFire Pistol: Dual wield hammershots Backup: foam knife and a jolt Gear: Backpack holding two boxes of ammo, a belt of ammo, binoculars, a flashlight, a holster for my SledgeFire, and a pouch for holding random items. I will stop there, as I don't want to write a book. What do you think of my loadout?

[@mgraffius084]

Can the hostage thing be used for other purposes? I just want to make sure I didn’t waste my money

[@polarjet1833]

Pro tip on how to win a nerf war from someone who plays airsoft: firepower, lots and lots of firepower

[@arkadyrex5305]

Will you do how to make a Nerf shield?

[@Yhirmirs_Basement]

Wow they want every one to become camping snipers

[@Shizoka_Pinkman]

Wikihow:If you are good at Nerf any gun will win the war Me:not with the deploy

[@freddederman7270]

the mercenary idea would work in my nerf wars

[@tasteful_trash4773]

My strategy Me: DON’T SHOOT PLEASE I SURRENDER IM UNARMED

[@randomnesstothemax1293]

I thought my nerf wars were intense but then these guys wip out the RIFLE STOCK and the HISTAGE AND RANSOM NOTE

[@floridamanstudios9667]

Ok, "Blitzkrieg strategy, or winning by intense rushing." That is not blitzkrieg. Blitzkrieg is a doctrine of mobile warfare with tanks, planes, artillery, and infantry working together. Historical Lessons of Jimmy Goodbye.

[@loveace2430]

I fucking love it how George Bush is in step 3

[@awes0men0b0dy9]

Utterly hilarious

[@cardmaster4194]

the pic on 4:03 look like he is staring into his dad's window to see Victoria secret

[@kneecapdestroyer1933]

Blitzkrieg? With what exactly? A few of those pedal carts they made a few years ago?

[@marcomanis_mlg1067]

I wish the nerf wars I have were like this. My nerf wars are just me and my friend shooting each other with single shooters.

[@Kumo-Yume]

9:23 among us its.. its everywhere!!!!

[@joshuastarcher6801]

My favorite is probably the vigilon

[@justacommenter9389]

I do nerf wars for my birthday. 2 acre feild with 28 acres of rouge and dense woodland. I've gained enough skill and knowledge of my trails in the surrounding woodland to attempt a silent kill streak (using the airsoft silent kill or knife kill rule) Edit: in my games guns cannot be used as a sheild but they don't count when hit

[@DrDubMemes]

7:20 Good soldiers follow orders

[@maxzinusnightfury1208]

Lol there was this one wikihow on how to mod the Firefly I think and there was this stupid war in the comments section...I put it on the fuzzy walrus indastries discord

[@alienkats6683]

the pictures are... hit or miss,... I guess they never miss hugh

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Oooh, why didn't I think of that, I should have a hostage, genius!

[@THEREALNerfboy10]

How I win nerf wars: 1. Get my team. 2. Charge! 3. I’ve blasted the holy heck out of my enemy

[@adventuretonothingness7554]

how to win a nerf war: spew nerf foam at them and not get hit.....lol! but great video

[@ryanengelstad6073]

Check your link. They changed the pictures!!!

[@CBH-Cayden]

1:45 I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH???

[@komodoking6360]

In a nerf war you always want to be stealthy, cunning, and the night it’s the best way to win

[@dinostudios6579]

Haha Geneva Convention go brrrrrrr.

[@ignacionowakowski3406]

"How to win by intense rushing" ALL RUSKIS MEN RUSH HAUS WITH HYPERFIRE NOW.

[@adventuretonothingness7554]

i would not say my team is the best cause were just 12-13 year old kids playing with nerf blasters but my team consists of 5 people i lead the group and strategize where to attack and we have a scout who seeks enemy nerf intel

[@cyanideinmycereal1077]

Ngl if I went out of my way to go to a nerf event and someone took me hostage I think I’d play along lol

[@DrDubMemes]

So… what if both teams use the article?

[@Takimeko]

I assume the Freddie Mercury mustaches are required for hostage taking?

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

Use the environment to your advantage

[@StrangeSunset7]

3:13 lol the three people behind him have the same face

[@tomdongerson1474]

It’s a recon with a long shot front gun

[@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308]

These always act like the Nerf war is going on for days and you’re in some massive open field Infinite terrain.

[@freshtortillagaming5054]

GIVE US THE MEDIC’S CANDY OR THE HOSTAGE GETS IT

[@larsen8059]

"Dis thing must be good!"

[@banjo8975]

Multiple 50 round drums with a modded blaster that has at least 130 fps with waffle head darts. A whole team who has this loadout would be crazy especially if you're spawn k1lling.

[@Warriorgamer-ey5dt]

The only thing I found useful was where it told you to make a cardboard fort with a window

[@datbananaman7809]

How to win a nerf war 1. Have a team consisting of a Pyromaniac A southern Engineer A french Spy A Russian man who likes sandwiches and has a machine gun called Sasha A new-Zealand sniper A Boston young adult A crazy American soldier with a rocket launcher A drunk Scottish cyclops who has a grenade launcher A crazed German medic who owns 3 doves 2. Be on team red 3. Have an übercharge 4. Dominate the blue team!

[@yodiefam15]

and have mcdonalds to heal your health

[@datbananaman7809]

roogathorus did you get the joke?

[@plasma9059]

That girls face in 5:54 When catch some on eating your food

[@foureyesisafish7968]

The image with the custom blasters is copied from a photo

[@GAVINNNNNNNNN]

How to win a nerf war: don’t use nerf brand

[@catalyst999]

6:20 I just wanna know why they have mustaches

[@A_Shadow87]

Rushing people aren't a threat if you have like a Vulcan or something lol

[@icepl831]

SO INTENCE

[@orangeguy496]

Me and the boys calling in an orbital strike in a nerf war