Please enjoy the 'King Of Comedy' Bernard Manning in one of his very best shows! Don't forget to check out the remaining parts of the show in my videos!
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@rolandrat6493 Жыл бұрын
I used to run the co op in wythenshawe im from Pakistan and went to the embassy club every weekend with my cousin and Bernard was an absolute gentleman and a legend . God bless my mate
@andrewpoules91098 ай бұрын
He took the piss out of everyone no matter what colour if it is funny it's funny please don't be offended in any way it's differences between us people that turn ugly for no reason ❤
@colinlakin8 ай бұрын
Lovely story, proves racism is false . I am Irish and I hated him growing up fat bastard
@michaelwards79747 ай бұрын
Are you the guys that were there in the post becks Beckham night.
@BrianFinnegan-cn5mk6 ай бұрын
I'm irish and I also love him
@rickyraw54576 ай бұрын
Hasn't the funeral business been doing well lately....
@jazsingh29124 жыл бұрын
I know that Bernard was a Brilliant & Absolutely Hilarious comedian! I'm Asian and Love his jokes, he has me in stitches!! You DON'T get comedian's like him anymore! R.I.P to a Great man & Comedian.
@Eleventhearlofmars3 жыл бұрын
Thankfully you realise that the man tells jokes about every fucker, I’m a scouser and he tells jokes about Liverpool, I laugh my bollocks off at them.
@iansalway2578 Жыл бұрын
6 bge
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Cheaper gags
@mariawildman1299 Жыл бұрын
You're right. My mum's Italian and he did some Italian jokes - absolutely hilarious 😂
@terryfowler4288 Жыл бұрын
Yes he was a fantastic comedy act and everyone loved him. My wife went to see him and when she came home.She told me she wanted to go to the toilet but didn't dare to go because everyone who left there seat during the act got the full on insults but that was just his style and in reality he was a nice guy. I am so glad you enjoyed him too.
@marclindsay612011 ай бұрын
THE greatest comedian off all time!!!! Sir Bernard ❤
@jimmynich479111 ай бұрын
Must be.
@johnmanning55685 ай бұрын
Of!
@michaelhanson15423 ай бұрын
😊😊@@johnmanning5568
@user-lo3bp2gb8d2 ай бұрын
Very funny man they can't stop us laughing
@lad47028 күн бұрын
🍻
@johnmozley13073 ай бұрын
Bernard i met you you many times when you were on at the talk of the north that my dad Roy Mozley owed. You were brilliant true star on stage and off stage a true gentlemen. God Bless and never forgotten. John
@McSynth8 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Bernard. You were a class act - and much missed.
@MsBigJohnny5 жыл бұрын
Had the pleasure of seeing this great man on north pier at Blackpool many years ago, sadly never in his own Embassy club. I can say I cried laughing, true honest stand up, quick fire one liners, not like the rubbish we have today with an hour story ending in one slightly funny quip. Bernard was one of the greatest, thanks for the laughs big man, in the good old days, before this country of ours fell flat and lost its identity, I'm so glad I was born in the times that I was to appreciate this incredible talent!!
@fredarcher72648 ай бұрын
what a pathetic comment
@UniqueSundials8 ай бұрын
Now we have Nish Kumar. What the hell happened to British comedy
@santorini84238 ай бұрын
@@UniqueSundialsNish Kumar. As funny as aids in an orphanage
@michaelmccullagh22415 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. from a 33 year old middleton born now living in Australia. i will pass this on to my kids
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Did you tell him that
@user-kl4bh4lq6r8 ай бұрын
Fantastic stuff
@SyBass612 жыл бұрын
One of the best comics who ever graced the stage. Outstanding comic timing & delivery.
@willmurphy97964 жыл бұрын
Don't make me laugh! Oh, on second thoughts, please do. Cos that man didn't
@willmurphy97964 жыл бұрын
@Jensen Di Mateo Hi Jensen. Not at all a Michael Mcintire fan. Bernard Manning was fine in his day for what really amounted to silly schoolboy jikes with swearing thrown in. Each to their own. Stay safe
@Eleventhearlofmars3 жыл бұрын
Will Murphy each to their own.
@user-tc1fq6mb1e10 ай бұрын
i worked a nightclub in the 80 s and Bernard was on for a hour and a half he had the punter's Crying with Laughter a Complete Genuine Funny Man
@Paul-pr4lc5 жыл бұрын
absolute manchester legend me and my mates in the early 90s had so many great nights in the embassy club in harpurhey near moston a very rough part of manchester but what a fantastic night manning would give you sadly missed and never forgotten
@TheHogg624 жыл бұрын
remember him stood outside the embassy club on our way home to rochdale when we beat utd 5-1 88/89 all the city pippin there horns at him ....... top fella
@pilkipilki44729 ай бұрын
That Falklands gags gets me every time
@sharonlee47733 жыл бұрын
Aside from the gags themselves,the delivery is stunning!! Timing is perfect,just a really funny guy.
@randolphscott3361 Жыл бұрын
Bernard was bloody hilarious. A damn site more funny than the vast majority of so-called-comedians these days.
@alanhopkins36753 жыл бұрын
Real comedy. Nobody cried, nobody died
@5threelborn10 ай бұрын
Best old school comedian they will ever be RIP my old pal
@theblackwidowchronicles7 ай бұрын
His delivery was second to none
@roncatton710110 ай бұрын
One of the best comedians of all time, back in those days when you could laugh at a joke without being called racist..🤣
@jimbo484812 жыл бұрын
This is our people enjoying themselves
@fatwalletboy25 ай бұрын
The likes of which we will never see again.
@paulcarter44293 ай бұрын
Thank God..
@terrytk93984 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedic timing & what a relaxed style.✊
@brazil10able12 жыл бұрын
I saw Bernard live many times......he was perceptive, intelligent and very very kind........it was only an act.......he cared about people
@DigitalDaffodil10 ай бұрын
Shame he was a massive racist 😢 Mentally, he wasn’t right bless him xx
@JustDaniel676410 ай бұрын
@@DigitalDaffodilpack it in woman
@DigitalDaffodil10 ай бұрын
@@JustDaniel6764 I have a large penis actually
@DigitalDaffodil6 ай бұрын
@@notafanofem pardon?
@tonyfearn2452Ай бұрын
@@DigitalDaffodil arrhhh bless you-!! for the deluded ,left-wing dictatorial ,bolshevic ,woke snowflake brigade have crawled out from their swamps and posted their usual juvenile ,boring comments about Bernard being racist !! clearly its YOU who isnt quite mentally right !!
@Thursdaym22 жыл бұрын
As a Mancunian ( and lifelong Blues fan ) whose lived a long way from Manchester for nearly 40 years, think Bernard my best connection with the City I loved.
@swagon45454 жыл бұрын
Brings back reality...it's a long time I've had a smile on me face..
@dunkjf9 ай бұрын
Back to watch again on Bernard's birthday absolute legend
@garethparr6494 жыл бұрын
Manning and chubby brown 2 of the best comics this country has ever produced. Bernard was a big influence on chubbs
@pauledwards499Ай бұрын
But the difference was Bernard was funny.
@jimisi74244 жыл бұрын
the the crocodile joke is a classic though
@josephdunne8223 Жыл бұрын
Perfect. Love this man, he is a genius of comedy ........
@stevehouse39045 жыл бұрын
Never fails to make me laugh, had a bar in Tenerife, the next bar played a Bernard Manning tape every night for 5 years, still laughed at the same jokes again and again.
@pmacc35572 жыл бұрын
Did ya sellup or what?
@ketchup53445 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite all time comediens. Bernard Manning was all a stand up should be: bloody funny. Godbless you Bernard 👍
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Disgraceful Childish language Disgraceful comment
@stephenpowell59125 жыл бұрын
Long live Bernard Manning Screw Political Correctness that is destroying the world.
@arfurchance104 жыл бұрын
we can't go upsetting our "guests can we" we've lost Pans People Legs & C/o and page three.
@MrDaiseymay4 жыл бұрын
@@arfurchance10 WELL---THE LIST IS ENDLESS OLD PAL
@bayonetwork774 жыл бұрын
Comments like that makes you look like the biggest snowflake in history.
@catman192012 жыл бұрын
absolutely fantastic , he was one of the best, he could bring a tear to a glass eye
@mariawildman1299 Жыл бұрын
Saw the show where a babyfaced bloke was sitting having a drink. Bernard said "are those your milk teeth? The guy just burst out laughing!! A great comedian 🌟
@JustDaniel676410 ай бұрын
Or talk one to sleep 😂
@howardleech88494 жыл бұрын
Bernard Manning was actually a really kind man. He quietly contributed to the local charities in his area plus paid for treatment for sick children. This only came out after he passed away. I believe he was of the Jewish faith as well, back in his family but I only heard this and cannot be sure.
@alanwitton50395 жыл бұрын
RIP Bernard! I miss you and your fantastic humour!
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
He was a Christian joker
@sinord52883 жыл бұрын
Bernard Mannings life mattered
@judo23112 жыл бұрын
I saw Bernard Manning 3 times... he was not racist; he joked about ALL races, including white people... his timing was PERFECT... he could teach the so called 'comedians' of today a few things... like how to be funny.
@ravenst114 жыл бұрын
Racism aside, he's just not funny. We expect more from comedians these days, and his comedy doesn't stand the test of time.
@jimconner5164 жыл бұрын
Spot on mate. Bernard was top of his game. 😂 😂
@jimconner5164 жыл бұрын
@@ravenst11 Listen to this twat. Lonlier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert. 😊😊
@MrDaiseymay4 жыл бұрын
@@ravenst11 YOU OBVIOSLY AREN'T AWARE, THAT YOUR SCULL HAS BEEN SCRAPED OUT, AND THE SNOWFLAKE CHIPBOARD INCERTED---A LOST CAUSE
@KF-cx8bm4 жыл бұрын
I agree with raven, just not funny, definitely need a lot more than quick fire crap
@conormcgregor71176 жыл бұрын
Bernard bought me and my mate a pasty in greggs in the 90's. Used to see him with his bodyguards driving about in a big Cadillac. True manchester and comedy legend.
@stuhughes57195 жыл бұрын
Great story. He used to come up to smiths in Rochdale and bought loads of pies. Sold em in his club.
@veraw12215 жыл бұрын
Tribute to bernard ,,,,,,,,BLACK FELLA WALKS INTO A BAR WI TH A PARROTT ON HIS SHOULDER,,,,,,,, BARMAN SAYS WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? PARROTT SAYS AFRICA,,,,,,, THERES FUCKIN MILLIONS OF EM RIP ,,BERBARD🏆
@claretv14 жыл бұрын
@@veraw1221 that "joke" is exactly why I don't like these types of comics, I really dislike racism, and actually for me the best comedy is where the comedian aims upwards ie people in power etc ,not making minority communities the punchline.
@adrinathegreat30954 жыл бұрын
Why would he need bodyguards? Was he likely to become the victim of an attack
@jennyrenshaw51754 жыл бұрын
Lb l m ,.,........ Mom lol
@y.israel9223 ай бұрын
The Golden Days ❤ 🇬🇧
@jasonwilson76743 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely howling 😂😂😂
@themancuniancandidate27445 жыл бұрын
The absolute master of the put-down. Apparently he had Joan Rivers swearing blue murder because he just batted everything she said right back at her; she'd never had anyone do that before. My personal favourite was his take on Jimmy Tarbuck. "About as funny as a burning orphanage"
@StoneMonkey9 ай бұрын
Now that's funny!
@MarkRaynor-nw7sd4 ай бұрын
A true professional of his time 😂😂
@Matty187955 ай бұрын
Very good delivery
@BarnabyRudge15 күн бұрын
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious 😂 couldn't stop laughing 😂 every one enjoying themselves ... those were the days 👍
@rottysteve12 жыл бұрын
Love this guys Jokes, 1 of the all time greats.
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
How long have you been in love with him
@PomBare12 жыл бұрын
I think in some ways Manning was the ultimate anti prejudice and revolutionary act going - beneath the surface.
@JoachimderZweite3 жыл бұрын
I am glad he does not have to see the Africans tearing down the statues or defacing the monument to Churchill.
@jameslowe37552 жыл бұрын
The very best, 👏👏
@jasecox39124 ай бұрын
Best stand up comedian ever ,it was show business and absolutely class at that.
@iloveyouhunny11 жыл бұрын
Brilliant !!!
@MirageMusicUk10 жыл бұрын
He's Brilliant..i hate that people like Mcintrye and Russell Howard are considered 'Top Comedians' I hate this Generation and i'm only 22.
@MrDaiseymay5 жыл бұрын
WELL SAID , YOU'RE A HONEST PERSON
@s215421485 жыл бұрын
You must have an IQ of 1 for that reply
@beatleswereblues4 жыл бұрын
Russel Howard is certainly no comedian
@josephmclaren27894 жыл бұрын
@@beatleswereblues and as for Michael McIntyre...........
@OneBiteoftheCherry4 жыл бұрын
@@beatleswereblues Went to see Russell in 2009, left with my belly hurting, I can assure you he's a comedian. If you don't like somebody, don't watch them. I think Noel Fielding is as funny as a fart at a funeral, so I don't watch him.
@campbellclark19987 жыл бұрын
Bernard at his best.
@camelbreathkid11 жыл бұрын
best comedian ever period
@east.c.l3 жыл бұрын
Every joke is hilarious! Its not about any subject actually, its called comedy, humour and great timing!
@TrapperMilan12 жыл бұрын
Quality comedy , quality comedian :)
@TheMATTYB123412 жыл бұрын
Crocodile joke: just the best!!
@mikethompson55499 жыл бұрын
Different times. Makes me laugh
@MrDaiseymay5 жыл бұрын
YEAH, SHAME LAUGHING IS BANNED NOW, IN THIS NWO DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE
@mikethompson55493 ай бұрын
Wokey Ness on its way out....
@johnfricker8247 Жыл бұрын
Great guy,great comedian, we need humour like oxygen at the moment. Innocent laughs, take a joke as a joke or you'll lead a very sad life(as the great man once said) . True gentleman and family man with decent values.
@t1000eg13 жыл бұрын
watched every manning video out there...the best comedian ever
@aestheticperfection93496 жыл бұрын
The good old days when you could call a spade a spade :-)
@MrDaiseymay5 жыл бұрын
IS THAT ALL ?
@noahstutterin5 жыл бұрын
While most other people were calling it a fookin' shovel.
@fluffycheep12 жыл бұрын
....and Ireland. He is loved here too.
@donaldduck95285 жыл бұрын
I ran into our local chemists . " asking through gritted teeth " ...... have you got anything for the shits ? ........ The pharmacist replied . No but have you tried " Boots's !? ...... I replied there No good the shit comes out the ...... " The lace -holes " ...... 😂😂
@user-kl4bh4lq6r8 ай бұрын
Legend of the highest order when it came to Uk comedy Rip to the great man, Remember him on James 🐋 Whales Radio shows over the years
@dewy9uk12 жыл бұрын
Quite simply the best
@jonnicklison449Ай бұрын
Proper old school Comedy😂
@paulrees72569 жыл бұрын
Forgot how good he was! :-)
@Walmsley80811 жыл бұрын
he was quality. and a fellow mancunian
@DAVETHEDOGG12 жыл бұрын
True legend, Crude, racist. blue. But what an entertainer, he was what comedy in the seventies was all about. Some of todays so called Funny men could learn a lot. In those days, if you were offended, you just didnt go to see him.
@shadrack32124 жыл бұрын
A comedy legend!!
@aaronpaterson16155 жыл бұрын
The Embassy Club was owned by Bernard Manning, it was in his hometown of Manchester, England. He lived with his elderly mother who was bookkeeper at his club
@jrgboy4 жыл бұрын
I believe his son sold the club, he had no interest in it after his dad passed.
@user-go6xo9md6b6 жыл бұрын
I'm unfortunately bunched into a group called 'millennials'. They seem to be chronically offended in regard to absolutely everything that incorporates any sort of humour whatsoever. I wish I was this age around 30 years ago when people could actually have a laugh and enjoy comedy by the likes of Bernard Manning; what an icon. People today can't laugh unless a joke is 100% politically correct, adheres to health and safety standards, offers a compensation scheme in case it's not to your taste, and gives you a free lolly (sugar free, of course) if you still aren't happy with the overall experience of the joke. Absolute fucking pansies.
@beverlyherstek78125 жыл бұрын
Samuel Coffey is
@beaufighter2455 жыл бұрын
@JCBAirmaster73 sums it up perfectly
@clonbanincork5 жыл бұрын
It came up on my feed, I listened, I did not laugh, I left. This man was vile
@clonbanincork5 жыл бұрын
Millions of people, hahahaha, now that's funny.
@thewomble15095 жыл бұрын
So are a lot of Lefty liberals. Swearing and being odious are not the same thing.
@cricketbat0810 жыл бұрын
A true legend.
@toby8stores12 жыл бұрын
People today need to realise it's all fun... Then comics can go all out like Bernard here.
@ste12345675410 жыл бұрын
best comedian ever
@Dont_stay_long_k0775 жыл бұрын
Agree, Chubby is false, Bernard was the guy next door
@user-kl4bh4lq6r8 ай бұрын
Without doubt 👍👍🇬🇧🤪
@begudmaximan953 Жыл бұрын
Good old Bernard, put a smile on ya face with thoughs gags, hilarious excellent delivery, in the top league for sure. 👍
@jonkheere112 жыл бұрын
RIP big Man,Comedy genius!!!!!
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Nonsense comment
@DJ-tt7tq10 ай бұрын
Great stuff. I still love to watch Bernard's performances here.I can always laugh at his banter,in this sad,disappointing, cruel PC world. Rest in Peace, sir. Hope I can meet you in Heaven.
@ernietempest67404 жыл бұрын
Best comedian ever.
@anthonytudor65154 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians ever
@carllord81311 ай бұрын
A great Manchester comedy talent and great comedian his like or talent will never be matched or equalled even after his passing RIP bernard manning
@barnbersonol5 жыл бұрын
Greengrocer and jeweller are moaning about shoplifters; "I had a box of fruit stolen today, that was 90 oranges" "Gee I feel a bit better now. I had a tray of rings swiped, but that was only 24 carats"
@adamdickson14044 жыл бұрын
They don't make 'em like this no more, fella!
@gwynjames4 ай бұрын
Becky he said,youre a f@cking jinx,so funny
@kevinsmart94385 жыл бұрын
pure class,what more can i say.
@CyanBison11 жыл бұрын
'I tell jokes. You never take a joke seriously'
@NigelOrmsvik9 жыл бұрын
RIP Bernard, we won't see your like again mores the pity. To hell with PC !
@alanduffy29315 жыл бұрын
Ees fucking boss im. Binman at back of Chinese chippy says to old Chinese women weres ye bin she says I've bin to Hong Kong he says no weres ye bin she says I've been to Hong Kong he says no weres ye wheelie bin replies I've Weeley bin to Hong Kong goes round to the front she she says wo u want boy he says boy am 48 ill have a chicken breast goes outside takes a bite and goes back in says a this chickens rubbery she says o fank u vely much
@scottw32684 жыл бұрын
I saw Bernard a couple of times at his club in harpurhey. He was brutal if you had to go for a piss.
@user-kl4bh4lq6r8 ай бұрын
Bet he was What a funny Bloke he was RIP
@chrisevans52594 жыл бұрын
In the good old days of proper uncensored comedy ....PC destroyed humour in this country
@Phuqarf2 жыл бұрын
🥱
@lloyd97104 жыл бұрын
The world seemed a better place back then no social media the world wasn’t full of people that are easily offended the world has gone soft
@susanparsons42854 жыл бұрын
lloyd9710 mad I think
@TheChrisrg9 жыл бұрын
BM Manc legend!
@infinightsky9 жыл бұрын
well said!
@atilllathehun12122 ай бұрын
THE master gag teller, none better...
@davidhughes7369 ай бұрын
LONG LIVE THE MEMORIES OF THE 1970s
@jamesdutton2265 жыл бұрын
HE WAS VERY GOOD, IM STILL LAUGHING NOW , HE DID GIVE A TOSS, FUNNY IS FUNNY.....
@MrDaiseymay5 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY RON.
@rw87338 ай бұрын
Absolutely magnificent 😊
@markhouse5785 жыл бұрын
What a Comedy Legend. So funny. I love the way Bernard reacted to the PC brigade. That they could kiss his Ass. He never wavered or changed his act. Good on him i say. R.I.P
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Are you still in love with him ?
@tu194912 жыл бұрын
Amazing how many people come on here and say how unfunny Bernard was in a clip which is about 30/35 years old. How stupid is that? Then some call him a coward and refer to his 'yellow streak'. Well if you were brave enough to say that to his face (when he was living) he'd have shown you who the coward really was, after ripping you to shreds verbally. A real coward is someone who attacks the character of someone who cannot defend themselves.
@SuperFerdie19655 жыл бұрын
tonyu49 Well said Tony.
@ravenst114 жыл бұрын
So we can't criticise Hitler because he's also dead and can't defend himself? What an idiotic comment. People are entitled to their own opinion. If it isn't the same as yours then you'll have to just learn to deal with it.
@drwhatson7 ай бұрын
@@ravenst11 You're a fool. German Kabaret lampooned Hitler all the time - until he came to power and banned it.
@winsonchurchill9879 Жыл бұрын
went to the Vegas in Blackpool last year and the comedy was so funny, just like the 70s , what a hoot that night was, everyone was having fun and loved it
@carllord81310 ай бұрын
Bernard manning one of the best stand up comedians ever RiP Bernard manning.
@makaveli92363 жыл бұрын
Can't beat it🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
@bobwallacejnr68523 жыл бұрын
The Shakespeare of Comedy.
@shanewilliams5035 жыл бұрын
Political correctness has killed british comedy rip bernard
@darrengrimmer85414 жыл бұрын
Political correctness has killed our country!!
@Swaggerlot4 жыл бұрын
Social media, whether it be Twatter Faecesbook or YawnTube....root of all evil.
@anonymouslykind89814 жыл бұрын
@@darrengrimmer8541 More like slaughtered. Sad world we live in today.
@anonymouslykind89814 жыл бұрын
@Mr Dub Crazy No its PC snowflake cunts who ruin everything.
@MrDaiseymay4 жыл бұрын
@@Swaggerlot Why You Tube? your watching this greatest example of old FREE Britain aincha?
@polecat1193 жыл бұрын
When we look back on these shows its so hard to believe how much this country has changed .....people knew how to have a good time and just be themselves without fear of being called racist for having a sense of humour.